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00:01Previously on Best Medicine.
00:03Famous heart surgeon from Boston.
00:05I'm curious about your interpersonal skills.
00:08I take people who are sick and I make them well.
00:10I have never, never!
00:12You're a real charmer, aren't you?
00:14This town and all the people in it are very dear to me.
00:17I'm keeping my eye on you.
00:18Get out of here. Go. Aunt Sarah.
00:20What's it like being back now after all these years?
00:23I find the people here irrational.
00:25I'm about to be a YouTube star.
00:27Far too chatty.
00:28Wheeze a dummy two weeks before our wedding.
00:31Demanding.
00:34Does blood freak you out?
00:36But you're a doctor.
00:38This place won't let you hide.
00:41And that's a good thing.
01:09Out!
01:15Elaine, I'll see my first patient.
01:20Elaine, are you there?
01:25Who will hold the spoon on their nose the longest?
01:28Guess in the comment section to win a free coffee at the Salty Breeze.
01:31Elaine, what are you doing?
01:33Hosting a game show. We're live.
01:34Excuse me?
01:35People text me their game suggestions. I use whoever's here.
01:38Elaine, that's highly inappropriate.
01:39You know what it's called? Try my patience.
01:41How about try doing your job?
01:43It's not as fun.
01:44Spoon's off.
01:46Now.
01:47Okay, if I cut the line, gotta get to work. Just need a minute.
01:51Fine.
01:52So what seems to be the problem?
01:54Nothing. Fit as a fiddle.
01:56Well, that was quick.
01:57Goodbye.
01:57Ah, well, hold on. I do need your help.
01:59I need a prescription for...
02:01some vitamin V.
02:04You know.
02:06Some hard candy.
02:08Ah.
02:09Sidenafil.
02:12Viagra.
02:12Bingo.
02:14Not that I need it.
02:15You know, just thought I'd have some on hand.
02:18Just in case.
02:19Since Louisa and I are now kaput, I plan on being very active.
02:24A bad boy.
02:25Ladies, take a number.
02:27Ah, get the penicillin ready.
02:28Are you aware of the possible side effects?
02:30Like having fun, loving life, and feeling foxy?
02:33No.
02:34Headaches, nausea, and priapism?
02:37A painful and prolonged erection.
02:41Cool.
02:42Just in case there's, you know, a little stage fright.
02:46Louisa's the only one I've been with for eight years, but let me tell you, there were no problems there.
02:52Right?
02:52Got it.
02:53Healthy sex life?
02:55Any history of heart disease, stroke, low blood pressure, or eye disease?
02:59Nope.
03:00I mean, more than healthy.
03:01Like, our sex life was like if you were like...
03:04Stop talking.
03:05Elaine, next!
03:07Women say that they want the nice guy, but they don't.
03:10They dump the nice guy.
03:12The nice guy ends up taking his mom to Cancun for his honeymoon.
03:16That is not going to be me ever again.
03:20There's a new sheriff in town.
03:23Good.
03:23I wasn't that crazy about the old one.
03:28That's a good one, Doc.
03:30Elaine!
03:31Uh, it's the brown-tailed moth rash.
03:34Happens every year.
03:35I just need a prescription for hydrocortisone cream.
03:38You're awfully young to have graduated medical school.
03:41I know everything about it.
03:43It's from the hairs of the moth.
03:44They're toxic.
03:45They embed in the skin, causing dermatitis.
03:49This is the season.
03:51He's right.
03:52Half the town gets it.
03:53He just needs the cream.
03:54Oh, this is fun.
03:55Would you like to help with an open-heart surgery later?
03:57I just need to get to work.
03:59If I could get the prescription, we'll be on our way.
04:02Does an uncontrollable cough come with the brown-tailed moth allergy?
04:05It's probably just a coincidence.
04:07How scientific.
04:09Oh, I prefer to actually examine him.
04:15I need you to take a deep breath.
04:21I'm gonna need a skin sample.
04:23I'll expedite an answer from the lab,
04:25but in the meantime, keep Peter out of school.
04:27Looks like this might be contagious.
04:29What?
04:29Out of school?
04:31For the brown-tailed moth?
04:32I have a job.
04:34So do I.
04:35And in my professional medical opinion,
04:37it's presenting differently than just a common insect reaction.
04:40Half the town is about to come down with this,
04:42and you're gonna send them all home?
04:44Are you nuts?
04:45Let's go.
04:47What a waste of time.
04:52This is insane, Doc.
04:55Prepare to be enemy number one.
04:58Wow!
04:59No, we're in a roll!
05:01You're in a roll!
05:21You're in a roll!
05:25All right, then.
05:27Who's next?
05:27Just doing my job is so boring.
05:30Harriet!
05:31I caught myself on a broken pipe, stupid thing.
05:37Well, come in, then.
05:38Hey, do you need any help, Doc?
05:40None at all.
05:43Okay, let's take a look at the wound and see what you...
05:47Ha-ha-ha-ha.
05:55Please, can I help?
05:57If you insist.
05:59Clean up on aisle nine.
06:02Dr. Reese let me help out all the time.
06:05Right, Bert?
06:06Yep, like a regular Florence Nightingale.
06:09Is there anything you can't do?
06:11Not a singles bar.
06:12Out.
06:13Okay, wound is all cleaned up, Doc.
06:15Mm-hmm.
06:22Mm-hmm.
06:23Mm-hmm.
06:24Okay, yep, looks like three butterflies will do it.
06:26Just, uh, keep the wound clean and dry.
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:33Hey, do you want to go to the baked bean supper with me?
06:35No.
06:36Are you insane?
06:37That's so public.
06:38Might as well announce we're engaged.
06:40Never mind.
06:40Leave.
06:42So, no, not that.
06:44I just, I don't have time for that kind of stuff right now.
06:47I'm concentrating on my career and getting out of Port Wynn.
06:50You, you want to leave Port Wynn?
06:52Of course.
06:53There's nothing for me here.
06:57Done.
06:58I'll wrap him up.
07:03Like, like, leave Port Wynn for good?
07:05Do I need to call the police?
07:09All finished.
07:11There we go.
07:12Thanks, Doc.
07:15Thanks, Elaine.
07:15Yeah.
07:21I was very helpful.
07:25One could say almost invaluable.
07:27Out?
07:28Yeah.
07:28Get out.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Yep.
07:38Another dinner alone, Dr. Wurst?
07:40That's the saddest thing ever.
07:42If that's me in 60 years, just kill me.
07:46Dr. Best?
07:48Hello.
07:50Hello.
07:52I'm just getting some dinner to go.
07:54Wanna?
07:55Me too.
07:56Yeah.
07:59So, how was your day?
08:01Unpleasant.
08:02Seems the inmates want to run the asylum.
08:05Well, I heard about Peter Kronk.
08:07Okay, you may not know this, but the brown-tailed moth is very-
08:09Louisa, Martin, your dinners are coming up.
08:12Doc, glad you're here.
08:13We haven't gotten your RSVP for the baked bean supper.
08:18Right, because I'm not going.
08:20Yep.
08:21You're adorable.
08:23Oh, wait.
08:24Wait, wait.
08:24You're serious?
08:25No, no, no.
08:25You don't understand.
08:27Everyone goes to the baked bean supper unless you're dead or in the hospital, and even then.
08:32Lorraine with the oxygen tank.
08:34Baby.
08:34Hey, it's the time when feuds are dropped, and phones are put away, and we all feel less
08:40alone.
08:40It's such a wonderful opportunity to really connect with people.
08:44I mean, even after all of these years, I still find that I find out something new about
08:50someone.
08:51Well, as this town's doctor, I feel all I do is learn something new about someone.
08:54Well, I don't mean it like, it's not really.
08:56Uh, George, why are you standing like that?
09:00I'm sorry, sweetheart.
09:02Just don't look out at the patio.
09:05Hey.
09:07What?
09:09George, what are you doing?
09:22Oh.
09:26Jeannie.
09:28She's my, uh, she's my teaching assistant.
09:32Um, I'm, I'm gonna...
09:59Hi.
10:02We'll be quick.
10:03Just need some cortisone cream.
10:05It's the, uh, brown-tail mothrash.
10:07Really?
10:07So.
10:08You know, I think I'm just gonna take a nap.
10:09Put my stethoscope, my prescription pad, and a bowl of Percocet by the door, and everyone
10:14can just help themselves.
10:15I didn't mean anything by it.
10:17It just happens...
10:18Every year.
10:18Every year.
10:18No, I'm well aware.
10:21May I dare ask?
10:23Does Mallory have any other symptoms?
10:25Well, actually.
10:26Um, I have squirts.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Yes.
10:29It's all just coming out like...
10:34Me too, actually.
10:36Just like that.
10:37Just like...
10:39I assume we're talking about a case of diarrhea?
10:42Yeah.
10:43And then kind of like...
10:54Do you go to school with a boy named Peter Kronk by any chance?
10:57He's in my class.
10:58He's really smart.
10:59And was he in school yesterday afternoon?
11:01We played tack.
11:06Elaine, push back my appointments for the next hour.
11:09Excuse me.
11:11And please keep Mallory out of school.
11:21Oh, good job.
11:23Yeah, high five.
11:24Hi.
11:25Oh.
11:27Hello.
11:28Just hope it's not weird.
11:29Mark and I.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Hmm.
11:32Just so you know, I tried Hinge.
11:33Only eligible man was a 75-minute drive.
11:36And then a ferry.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Of course.
11:40I wish you both the best.
11:41That's such a belief.
11:42Oh, my God.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:46Lindsay, Georgia, he is not a wishbone.
11:49Hello.
11:49Oh.
11:50Hello.
11:55How was your dinner last night?
11:57I left before, obviously.
12:01Steamfish.
12:03Very nice.
12:05Good.
12:05Peter Kronk, is he here?
12:07Yes.
12:07Um, he's inside right now.
12:09And are you aware I told his mother he shouldn't be in school?
12:11Yes, I am.
12:13But, I mean, it's not that big of a deal.
12:15It's only the brown-tailed moth.
12:16How do you suppose I can be the town doctor if no one will do what I say?
12:20What's just the brown-tailed moth?
12:21Does the brown-tailed moth give you diarrhea or a hacking cough?
12:24This could be something very contagious.
12:26And Mrs. Kronk put a lot of people...
12:28Now, listen, there are some people here with certain financial hardships, okay?
12:31Part of you being a doctor here is knowing your patients.
12:34No, no.
12:35My only responsibility is keeping everyone safe.
12:38Now, you tell Mrs. Kronk, the other teachers, and your principal that that boy cannot be in school.
12:43Okay, I'm sure as a big city doctor you're used to having the last word.
12:46Not sure it works that way around here.
12:48Oh, I don't need the last...
12:56You kids keep digging.
12:58Gotta stay on schedule.
13:02Eeyore!
13:06Eeyore!
13:08Hey!
13:09Eeyore!
13:13Hey!
13:15It's me, Glendon, remember?
13:17When we were kids, on the beach?
13:20Nope.
13:20Oh, come on!
13:21You always moping around like a sad sack.
13:24Had to lighten things up with a little ribbing, remember?
13:26Actually, I have no idea what you're talking about.
13:28Hey, I heard you were coming up.
13:31What's the deal?
13:32Big city surgeon, now bandaging knees?
13:35It's actually none of your business.
13:36Well, I've done very well for myself.
13:38This is my house.
13:40Did an extension, putting in an in-ground pool.
13:43Everyone's just loving coming by.
13:45Kids especially.
13:46Home Improvements never understood all the hysteria.
13:49Oh, you heard about the baked bean supper?
13:51Impossible not to.
13:52Yeah, it's nothing, but I'm the sponsor.
13:55Your mother must be so proud.
13:56Ha!
13:57Still a sourpuss, just like the old days.
14:00Hey, come by the house anytime you want, Eeyore.
14:03I'll give you a tour.
14:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:17Whoa.
14:17Whoa, okay.
14:18Hey, Doc, fancy meeting you here.
14:21Uh-huh, okay, okay.
14:22Let's put you on the hedge trimmer now.
14:24You feeling all right?
14:26Whew.
14:27I'm fine, Doc.
14:28You sure?
14:29Yeah, no need to make a fuss about it.
14:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:35I don't know what's going on.
14:37I've just been feeling a little dizzy this week.
14:40That happened because you got dizzy?
14:41Why didn't you tell me?
14:42What, with Al standing right there?
14:43No, no, no, that's not the way it's supposed to work.
14:45I'm the dad.
14:46I'm supposed to worry about him.
14:48Well, you seem to have some form of vestibular neuritis.
14:50It should fix itself with a simple medication.
14:52I'll call in the prescription to Sally's.
14:54You just fill it as soon as possible.
14:55And do not work until it's cleared up, okay?
14:57Do not work?
14:58Doc, what are you crazy?
14:59I got bills to pay.
15:00Fine, you're right.
15:02I am?
15:02Really?
15:02Sure.
15:03Dizzy spells and power tools go great together.
15:05Take the pills and do not work.
15:07Do you hear me?
15:08Fine.
15:13Okay, you got it.
15:14You got it.
15:14Okay, you two, go.
15:15Try it.
15:16Try it, try it.
15:17I'm just playing.
15:19I'm just playing.
15:20I'm just playing.
15:21I'm just playing.
15:22I'm just playing.
15:22I'm just playing.
15:24I'm just playing.
15:27I'm just playing.
15:28We have a winner.
15:32Elaine, what's this?
15:33Today's game is chubby bunny.
15:38And how many of you are here for the so-called brown tail moth allergy?
15:44Something is not right.
15:46You better fix me up quick.
15:47I can't go to the baked bean supper like this.
15:50How in God's name can you be thinking about baked beans now?
15:54It's not like we could miss it.
15:55Rain or shine, there's always the supper.
15:57There must have been at least one year it was canceled.
15:59Year?
16:00It's every month and never.
16:02Every month?
16:04And it still makes you all weepy.
16:07Life is uncertain.
16:09So this is what is the illusion of a future that we can look forward to.
16:16Life is uncertain.
16:18Traditions give us the illusion of a future that we can look forward to.
16:22That's right.
16:23That's right.
16:24That's right.
16:24That's true.
16:25That's right.
16:26Well, bad news, not this month.
16:31No dinner is worth the whole town getting sick.
16:35The baked bean supper is canceled.
16:38Uh-huh.
16:53Hello.
16:54So much.
17:06My mom says you're the A-word, the B-word, the S-word, and the F-word with the A
17:10-word.
17:17Well, thank you so very much.
17:19What am I supposed to do now?
17:21Don't blame me.
17:22I just came to invite you to dinner.
17:23Martin, everybody's very pissed off at you for canceling the supper.
17:27I'm just doing my job.
17:28It's only the brown-tailed moth.
17:30Stop.
17:31Just not another word.
17:32Do you want to come to dinner or not?
17:33No.
17:34I'd rather eat alone.
17:36Oh, not you, too.
17:37If you must know, I look forward to the supper, too.
17:40Because of the sacredness of tradition or the cozy warmth of community or do baked bean
17:46fairies just come and fly in the moonlight?
17:49It's George's brown bread.
17:52It's miraculous.
17:53And he only makes it for the supper, which means I'll have to wait another month.
17:58Hmm.
18:01Oh, you've met him?
18:03Well, he's definitely the F word with the A word.
18:09Yes, once a bully, always a bully.
18:11I can't help it.
18:13What do you mean by that?
18:14Nothing.
18:15Just some childish name-calling.
18:17Don't give yourself a stroke.
18:19You had it hard enough back then.
18:21Last thing you needed was somebody else making it harder.
18:25You say the word, I'll kick him in the teeth.
18:29In a strange way, that's actually very touching.
18:32Now get the hell out of here.
18:34These are my regulars.
18:36I gotta sell some lobsters.
18:38Come on, I just came in and we got some beauties.
18:44Oh, feisty.
18:51Where is everyone?
18:52Canceled.
18:53Canceled?
18:54Why?
18:54Because of the baked bean supper.
18:56You're being boycotted.
18:57People are sick and they won't see me?
18:58That's insane.
18:59You're telling me?
19:00How am I supposed to do a show called Try My Patience with No Patience?
19:04You're killing my likes.
19:05No, I'm right about this.
19:06It's not the brown-tailed moth.
19:08Call the lab.
19:09Tell them I need the results from the samples now.
19:11I know the skin sample results will prove that it's not the brown-tailed moth allergy.
19:17Freshly sharpened pencil for you.
19:20Dylan, will you help Xavier?
19:22All right.
19:23Stay with your buddy.
19:24Oh.
19:24No.
19:25Oh.
19:25Oh.
19:26Um.
19:27Isabel?
19:27Elizabeth?
19:28You got this?
19:29I'll be right back.
19:32Everything okay?
19:32Everything okay?
19:33Mm-hmm.
19:35Oh, no.
19:36What happened?
19:37Nothing.
19:38It's just...
19:38It's Mark.
19:40Oh.
19:41We had...
19:43Play date.
19:45Right.
19:45Two nights ago.
19:46Mm-hmm.
19:47And then he never called me.
19:48So then I called him.
19:49And he told me that it was...
19:53Just a play date.
19:55Nothing more.
19:57Okay.
19:57And that he wants to be free to have...
20:00Play date.
20:01Mm-hmm.
20:01With whomever he wants.
20:04I thought he was one of the nice ones.
20:07What did you do to him?
20:10Uh...
20:11It's fine.
20:13It's fine.
20:15Um.
20:16Let me just sit.
20:17Miss...
20:18Miss Jeannie's gonna take a bathroom break.
20:20Yeah.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Okay.
20:21Hi, everyone.
20:23I know that you're boycotting and I kind of get it,
20:25but remember to like my videos.
20:27Gotta still keep those numbers up.
20:31Wow.
20:32You're very brave coming here.
20:35Hope nobody saw you.
20:36I don't care what people think.
20:38I just wanted to tell you that if you ever need help with your career,
20:43just ask me.
20:44I don't mean anything romantic.
20:46I just mean like cameraman or help carrying things.
20:52Anything.
20:53Really?
20:55Because I meant it.
20:56I can't have anyone tying me down.
20:59I get it.
21:00I promise.
21:00I just, I want to help you make your dreams come true.
21:04Nothing more.
21:05Elaine.
21:06Is the lab called back yet?
21:08Are they better?
21:08You don't just cancel the baked bean supper on a hunch.
21:11I'm leaving.
21:13Bye.
21:19Hello, you little puppet.
21:23Elaine.
21:24If you like them so much, take them home.
21:26Otherwise, get them out of here.
21:28Well, there you go again, you little wriggle mutt.
21:33How long has he been doing this?
21:35What?
21:35The back scratching?
21:37Mm-hmm.
21:38I don't know.
21:38Like, the week?
21:43What are you doing?
21:47Don't you think you should buy him dinner first?
21:57He's got rashes all over.
21:59That's why he's been so itchy.
22:00He presents similarly to the ones I've been seeing.
22:03You mean he caught the disease, too?
22:05Not possible.
22:06No, he might be the cause of it.
22:12What are you going to do to him?
22:22Hey, Doc.
22:24Well, what do we have here?
22:26Possibly a highly contagious dog.
22:28Look, I've contacted animal control.
22:31They advised me to bring him here until they can pick him up.
22:34Please stay as far away from him as you can and don't touch him.
22:37What?
22:37What am I supposed to do with a highly con...
22:39I need you to sign this form to confirm that he is no longer my problem.
22:45What do you want, to schedule another wedding you can walk out on?
22:49Look, I-I thought we could have a talk.
22:51Just please sign so I can leave.
22:53I would like you to leave.
22:54I'm trying to.
22:55No.
22:55Her.
22:57Mark.
22:58Mark, look, I'm sorry that I hurt you, but this whole Playboy thing, look, it's not nice.
23:03It's not you.
23:04Well, I'm not nice anymore.
23:05You get it?
23:05You cured me of that.
23:06And if you can't handle your jealousy, then that's not my problem.
23:09Why can't anyone in this town have a private conversation, in private?
23:12Fine!
23:13Just...
23:14Fine.
23:19The lab results.
23:22Confirmed.
23:23Zoonotic.
23:24Zoonotic.
23:25Not a clue, Doc.
23:26The disease is spread animal to human, or in this case, dog to human.
23:30Wait, but if humans aren't spreading the rash, then what about the baked bean supper?
23:33Let the angels sing and the trumpets blow.
23:36You can have your baked bean supper after all.
23:42Well, I mean, that's good news.
23:44Actually, come to think of it, I'd prefer if you didn't go.
23:48What?
23:50That's unheard of.
23:51There's always a first time.
23:53Mark.
23:54I rubbed your feet every single night for eight years, and now you just expect me to eat beans with
24:00you.
24:00Mark.
24:01Mark, you're my best friend.
24:03Are you saying that we're never going to be able to be friends?
24:06Never.
24:11Mark.
24:12Come on.
24:13Come on.
24:22Son of a...
24:24Here, doll.
24:25Don't drink with it.
24:31Hello.
24:32Do you have genomycin in stock?
24:34Well, Dr. Best, I'm so glad you stopped by.
24:37Sally Milo, pharmacist.
24:40The other medical professional in town.
24:43I've been wondering when our new town doctor was going to pay me a visit.
24:47Dr. Reese found my input invaluable.
24:51You're right, actually.
24:51I apologize.
24:52I've been busy with the so-called brown-tailed moth epidemic.
24:56It's tularemia, and I'll be prescribing genomycin for it, so...
24:59How clever for knowing it wasn't the brown-tailed moth rash.
25:01Thank you, but I'm not Jonas Salk.
25:03I diagnosed some cases of diarrhea.
25:05Anyway, genomycin.
25:06You're going to need a lot of it.
25:08Understood?
25:08My Marky was right.
25:10You are all business.
25:12Sheriff Mark?
25:13Hmm?
25:14My baby boy.
25:15Do you see the resemblance?
25:17Yes.
25:17Neither of you seem to enjoy a linear conversation.
25:20You're funny.
25:21Hmm.
25:21Please just make sure you have enough medication in stock.
25:25Oh, and while I'm here, did Bert Large fill his prescription for prednisone?
25:29No, but I saw him doing some yard work just a few doors down.
25:32Dammit, he's working just like I asked him not to.
25:35You're so passionate about your patients.
25:37I love that about you.
25:39Oh, sorry.
25:40I can be a bit much sometimes.
25:42Good to know.
25:45Just your neck brace.
25:47Is there anything I should know?
25:48What, this?
25:49Mm-hmm.
25:49Oh, well, it's a story.
25:51Maybe over a glass of Chardonnay?
25:53Too much, Miss Milo.
25:55Thank you for the feedback.
25:57Mm-hmm.
26:06Oh.
26:41You okay?
26:42Oh.
26:44Oh, hey, Doc.
26:46Wait a minute.
26:48Did you just...
26:49Yes, I did.
26:53Thanks a lot.
26:54Why won't anyone in this town listen to me?
26:58Here, come on.
26:59I'll put it on.
27:00So one pill, two times a day for five days.
27:05I, uh, I guess we all owe you an apology.
27:09It wasn't the brown-tailed moth, after all.
27:12Yes.
27:13Everyone can put away their tar and feathers and go have their beans and bread.
27:16Yeah, well, I don't think I'll be going anyway, so...
27:20Oh.
27:22Mark asked me not to go.
27:25I haven't missed one in over ten years.
27:28I mean, it feels strange, like, cutting off a limb.
27:31I don't have a clue what you're talking about, but if it's that important to you, how with
27:34Mark, you do what you like.
27:36Well, I'll go if you go.
27:38Oh.
27:39Uh, I get the impression it's a very public event.
27:42Oh, no, no.
27:43I didn't mean it like that.
27:44It was, uh, it was just a joke.
27:45Like, uh, why don't we go with each other?
27:48I misunderstood.
27:50You said you didn't want to go, and I was like, oh, I'll go if you go.
27:52Never mind, just forget it.
27:53Already forgotten.
27:54Pardon.
27:55Uh, remember, two pills a day for five days.
27:59Mm-hmm.
27:59And, uh...
28:01Okay.
28:01One last thing.
28:02Yep, okay.
28:02Um, when did you come in contact with the dog?
28:05Uh, what dog?
28:07The one from the police station, but before then.
28:09I hadn't.
28:10Are you sure?
28:11Positive.
28:13Where have you been the past few days?
28:15School, home, the salty breeze.
28:21You wouldn't be spreading a horrible virus, would you, honey?
28:24It's a myth, you know, that pigs are dirty.
28:27I could eat off of her.
28:28Please don't.
28:30I don't see anything.
28:31It's not her.
28:32Now, is there anywhere else a large percentage of this town has been to where there might be animals?
28:37Uh, the biggest thing going on in this town right now is the baked bean supper.
28:41And Glendon's renovation.
28:43Hmm.
28:54Hello.
28:55This is Sheriff Mark from Port Wen.
28:57I have a sick dog.
28:59How much would it be for a vet to look at him?
29:04Four hundred dollars?
29:06Even for an officer of the law?
29:15Spuddy.
29:15You ever ride one of these things?
29:17Oh, it's awesome.
29:20Yeah, yeah, I know.
29:21I love this.
29:23That was perfectly safe, man.
29:24Hold on tight.
29:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:28I gotcha.
29:31I'm gonna get it.
29:38Ha, ha, ha.
29:45Hi.
29:48Go, you can go longer.
29:58Ha, ha, ha.
29:58Ha, ha.
29:58Ha, ha.
29:58Ha, ha.
29:58Ha, ha.
29:58Ha, ha, ha.
29:59Excuse me, just up your back.
30:03What the hell are you doing here?
30:05Exactly how many people have been on your property in the last two weeks?
30:08What are you doing here?
30:09What, is this a bag of mice?
30:12Answer my question.
30:14Half the town.
30:15Everyone loves coming over here.
30:16Louisa? Peter Kronk?
30:18Yeah.
30:23Why?
30:24What are you saying?
30:26You're a lunatic, Eeyore.
30:27You're a trespassing, psychopathic lunatic.
30:38Sorry.
30:39I think I got it from the dog who got it from playing near the dead, dirty mice, right?
30:44That's nasty.
30:46Waiting to hear confirmation.
30:47They still haven't picked him up?
30:48Not yet.
30:48Guess I'll need some medicine, Doc.
30:50Just because...
30:56Let me take a look.
31:02Exactly how stupid do you think I am?
31:06Hmm?
31:07A peel-off rash?
31:09Really?
31:10He's not eating, and I couldn't afford to take him to the vet.
31:13You know, it's like the same medicine for dogs and humans, right?
31:16Yes, but it's against the law to acquire medicine under false pretenses, officer.
31:20Okay, you know, I know that we don't know each other very well, but no matter how much you act
31:24like you don't care,
31:25I don't believe that you would let an innocent dog die, Doc.
31:34Let's stop with the fake coughing.
31:40I have never done this before in my life.
31:51This will never happen again.
31:53Deal.
31:54Give him only half.
31:56Thank you, Doc.
31:58Hey, and when he's all fixed up, I'll bring him right back here.
32:01What?
32:01Okay.
32:02No, absolutely not.
32:02No, no.
32:03It's the last thing you should do, Mark.
32:05Buddy, take your meds.
32:07Yeah.
32:08There you go.
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:11I love you.
32:12No, hey!
32:13Hey!
32:14No, hey!
32:15Hey!
32:16Hey!
32:17No!
32:18Man, my one prisoner I let escape.
32:22Hello?
32:24What are you doing here?
32:25I thought you had to go to your...
32:27Exactly, and you're going with me.
32:29Absolutely not.
32:30I just put a salmon in the oven.
32:32Then take it out.
32:33Martin, are you or are you not a resident of Port Wynn?
32:37Unfortunately.
32:38Then start acting like one.
32:40Especially after almost canceling the supper.
32:44No.
32:45I have been looking forward to a quiet night at home.
32:48Like all the other quiet nights at home, Martin.
32:51When you act like you don't like people,
32:53they start thinking you don't like them.
32:57You're going to the baked bean supper.
33:01I'm starting not to like you.
33:03Ha, ha, ha.
33:15How long does this thing last?
33:17Can I get it to go?
33:18Oh, stop it.
33:20The worst thing that could happen to you tonight
33:23is maybe a little heartburn.
33:25I understand that it was Glendon
33:28who's been the source of our irritation.
33:30No surprise.
33:32Yes, the mice came back positive.
33:34I think you're going to have a lovely time tonight.
33:36George's brown bread is worth a triple...
33:39Martin?
33:41What?
33:43Louisa!
33:46Louisa!
33:50What are you...
33:51If I have to go to this ridiculous thing,
33:53then so do you.
33:56Really?
34:01Okay.
34:03Five minutes and we're leaving.
34:05Okay.
34:13What?
34:15I can wait.
34:37Dad.
34:40Hey, Doc.
34:42Uh, sorry again for popping you in the nose.
34:49Doc?
34:50Mm-hmm.
34:50Cute suit.
34:51Yes, Doc.
34:59Hey.
35:02So, you decided to come?
35:04Oh, yes.
35:04Uh, it just didn't feel right not to.
35:08Cool.
35:11Okay.
35:14Oh, look.
35:15I think I found some chairs.
35:17Oh, good.
35:17Oh, good.
35:19I told you we should not have gotten here so late.
35:22I don't know.
35:24Oh, hey.
35:25Hey!
35:26Oh, pre-tape.
35:30Oh.
35:31You, uh, wanna join?
35:37It's minutes.
35:43So, what do you think?
35:44Calm down.
35:45I haven't even started eating.
35:47Not the beans.
35:49All of it.
35:51You get it?
35:54I don't know.
35:56I don't know.
35:58I don't know.
35:59I don't know.
36:00I don't know.
36:00And on her birthday.
36:04Oh, God.
36:14You got nerve showing up here.
36:17Did you know?
36:19The city shut down my construction.
36:20It's going to set me back weeks.
36:22Now everyone thinks my house got people sick.
36:25And your house did get people sick.
36:26How?
36:27Look around.
36:29None of this would be happening if it wasn't for me.
36:32Please.
36:32You donated a bag of beans, not a hospital wing.
36:37Oh.
36:38Oh.
36:41Oops.
36:45The truth is, I do remember you.
36:49I knew it.
36:49You were a pathetic, insecure bully who's turned into a more obnoxious sack of gas.
36:55Martin.
36:55I know.
36:56I know.
36:56Okay.
36:56I can't.
36:57It's the baked bean supper.
36:58All I was going to say is that it's just about time that somebody said something.
37:03What?
37:04All right.
37:05Forget it.
37:06The baked bean supper is canceled.
37:09Everyone out.
37:10You can't throw us out.
37:12Who the hell do you think you are?
37:14Santa Claus canceling Christmas?
37:17Fine.
37:17But this is the last supper I ever pay for.
37:21What do you all think about that?
37:22Good.
37:24We'll all pitch in and pay for it ourselves.
37:27Worth every penny to not hear you go on about it every month.
37:29Susan.
37:30Gilbert.
37:32I couldn't agree more.
37:35You better watch your back of your...
37:43I knew this was a bad idea.
37:45I knew it.
37:46Martin.
37:48Martin.
38:19I knew this was a bad idea.
38:33You really should know what all the fuss is about.
38:43So, what do you think?
38:47Absolutely delicious.
38:50Why is it so satisfying when people like what we like?
38:53I never noticed that.
38:59So, what happened all those years ago?
39:04Oh.
39:05Uh...
39:07Oh, uh, no.
39:09You don't have to tell me.
39:10I shouldn't have to pry.
39:12I'd rather not.
39:12I don't have to tell you about it.
39:13Oh.
39:14Oh.
39:15Okay.
39:17Yeah.
39:31I had a sister.
39:34She died in a car accident when I was six.
39:37She was eight.
39:39I was also in the car at the time.
39:43I was sent to Port Wynn for the summers after that.
39:46My parents...
39:50I-I just wanted to be left alone.
39:54But there was Glendon.
39:56Constantly mocking me for...
40:00being sad, I guess.
40:07I'm so sorry.
40:09Mm-hmm.
40:18A few months ago, a little girl came in for heart surgery.
40:23It was a car accident.
40:25Same age as my sister.
40:30I froze.
40:34Another doctor had to take over for me.
40:40So, what happened?
40:42I ended up developing...
40:50a desire to lead a quieter life.
41:03Well...
41:06It seems we had a baked bean supper after all.
41:09Mm-hmm.
41:16Mm-hmm.
41:19Would you like some more water?
41:21Sure.
41:22Yeah.
41:37You're Nahshon.
41:37What happened?
41:38I was so lucky in the end.
41:39I just got a kiss in the mirror.
41:39Right.
41:40Yeah.
41:43Yeah.
41:45I was so-
41:47You're gonna come.
41:51It's...
41:51Mm-hmm.
41:58You're not gonna come.
41:59No, no, no.
42:01You're not gonna come.
42:02Yeah.
42:02Yeah.
42:03You're not gonna be okay.
42:04Maybe I'm just gonna come.
42:18No, no, no, get, get out, get out!
42:59No, no, no, get out!
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