00:00Elton John and his Canadian partner David Furnish have been rejected in their attempt
00:04to adopt a Ukrainian orphan because the Ukraine doesn't recognize gay unions.
00:10Joining us to discuss is ex-gay couple Rick and Dale Olson.
00:14So do you agree with the Ukraine's decision to reject their adoption?
00:18Oh, abso smurfly.
00:20That's not right.
00:21Two men raising a baby, a baby needs a mother to do all that feminine nurturing crap like
00:25hugging and teaching it to drywall.
00:27Yeah, and a strong masculine presence to teach it man stuff like flexing and waxing.
00:34So you're saying that straight couples are healthier role models for their children?
00:40Exactly.
00:40We don't need these rich celebrities go around buying up all the kids and then turn them into
00:44gaybies.
00:45Well, I don't think Elton John could turn anyone gay.
00:50More like scar it for life, you know?
00:52What if that kid wanders into their bedroom at night to see the rocket man trying to blow
00:56out the candle in the wind?
01:01Goodbye yellow brick road.
01:04As a heterosexual woman, I'm sicked right out by the thought of two naked male bodies
01:10or one sometimes even.
01:12Yeah, me too.
01:14You know, I mean gay sex all the time.
01:17Just thinking about that makes me weak in a disgusted way.
01:24Well, if straights make better parents, why don't you have kids?
01:29Oh, it's not for lack of trying, eh, hon?
01:32Yeah, that's true.
01:32We are always trying to have intercourse.
01:37Healthy, straight intercourse.
01:39Yay!
01:41And one of these days, he'll actually finish and then, hello baby.
01:45I'm already decorating the nursery.
01:48Well, thank you for talking to us.
01:50Good night.
01:51Bye bye.
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