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The Gavin Crawford Show was a Canadian sketch comedy series that ran from June 19, 2000 to July 1, 2003 on The Comedy Network.

The show starred comedian Gavin Crawford, along with an ensemble cast of supporting performers. It lasted for three seasons and 26 episodes altogether.

Following its run, Crawford and his character "Mark Jackson" moved on to This Hour Has 22 Minutes in 2003.
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00:00Elton John and his Canadian partner David Furnish have been rejected in their attempt
00:04to adopt a Ukrainian orphan because the Ukraine doesn't recognize gay unions.
00:10Joining us to discuss is ex-gay couple Rick and Dale Olson.
00:14So do you agree with the Ukraine's decision to reject their adoption?
00:18Oh, abso smurfly.
00:20That's not right.
00:21Two men raising a baby, a baby needs a mother to do all that feminine nurturing crap like
00:25hugging and teaching it to drywall.
00:27Yeah, and a strong masculine presence to teach it man stuff like flexing and waxing.
00:34So you're saying that straight couples are healthier role models for their children?
00:40Exactly.
00:40We don't need these rich celebrities go around buying up all the kids and then turn them into
00:44gaybies.
00:45Well, I don't think Elton John could turn anyone gay.
00:50More like scar it for life, you know?
00:52What if that kid wanders into their bedroom at night to see the rocket man trying to blow
00:56out the candle in the wind?
01:01Goodbye yellow brick road.
01:04As a heterosexual woman, I'm sicked right out by the thought of two naked male bodies
01:10or one sometimes even.
01:12Yeah, me too.
01:14You know, I mean gay sex all the time.
01:17Just thinking about that makes me weak in a disgusted way.
01:24Well, if straights make better parents, why don't you have kids?
01:29Oh, it's not for lack of trying, eh, hon?
01:32Yeah, that's true.
01:32We are always trying to have intercourse.
01:37Healthy, straight intercourse.
01:39Yay!
01:41And one of these days, he'll actually finish and then, hello baby.
01:45I'm already decorating the nursery.
01:48Well, thank you for talking to us.
01:50Good night.
01:51Bye bye.
01:52Bye bye.
01:54Bye bye.
01:54Bye bye.
01:55Bye bye.mail
01:55You
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