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00:20I'm going to send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:29Oh my god, I love her!
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32She was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35Stop, I love her!
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th of March, 1990.
00:45And the first sign of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:26First sign of your address?
01:27Flat 96 Lawson Court.
01:29And you're 12 weeks, 3 days.
01:32Lovely.
01:32Well, let's go.
01:33We've actually had a bit of a journey, haven't we?
01:38We've had three losses.
01:40Oh, okay.
01:42And one of them was actually at the...
01:44Anyway, we had a miscarriage at 12 weeks.
01:47So...
01:48Okay.
01:49Yeah.
01:50We were a bit nervous.
01:52Okay.
01:52No problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Back spin a little bit.
01:59It's fine.
02:00Shh.
02:00Yep.
02:02Shh.
02:06Will you tell us as soon as you like?
02:09I'll have a look and then as soon as I can I will let you know how things are looking.
02:13Okay.
02:13Mm-hmm.
02:17Okay.
02:25Right.
02:27Right.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so...
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there, so you bound to have a bit of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements, and it can take me a while to find baby, but I will let
03:00you know what I find as soon as I can.
03:01Okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:26One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
03:41Okay.
03:57Okay.
04:06Okay.
04:11Okay.
04:17Okay.
04:21What?
04:34Okay.
04:36Okay.
04:40Okay.
04:44Okay.
04:45Turn the keyboard and the microphone
04:48This is nowhere else for this love to go
04:53Oh, bloody hell
05:01Is it okay?
05:04Oh, it's more than okay
05:44Okay
05:45I'm in love
05:46Sleep well?
05:48Yes, I slept well
05:49Mum, did you sleep well?
05:52Why are you so obsessed with how I slept?
05:57Shall I bring your bags down?
06:00I can bring my own bags down, thanks, Dad
06:02I'm driving myself to university
06:05I think I can bring my bags down
06:23I can bring my bags down
06:24I can bring my bags down
06:25I have a friend
06:25Oh my gosh
06:45I would okay
06:49I'm sorry, he's your father, there's nothing I can do.
07:01Right, I've got everything you need, I've got Kit Kats, I've got doughnuts, I've got
07:04orange Fanta, I've got lemon Fanta, I've made cakes.
07:10Nothing for the cakes?
07:11Next one, okay.
07:41Okay, go.
07:43Okay.
07:57Okay.
07:59Okay.
08:06Okay.
08:13Okay.
08:44Let me know if you've
08:44not too great to be honest not too great to be honest oh I just love it I'm actually feeling
08:51really terrible no it's seriously it's awful just a glass of vice please a pint a pint glass of vice
09:10me too ready yep and two
09:14pint glasses of ice I told you about when I go first you have yeah yeah and the doctors were
09:25actually amazed by my placenta
10:09and some edges yeah
10:14I'm just trying to think of some meals on how to make.
10:17Good one.
10:19So what's that? Ham, butter, bread?
10:22Yep.
10:23Crisps?
10:24Yeah.
10:29Okay.
10:31Dinners.
10:34I was literally just around the corner.
10:36We've been here 15 minutes.
10:38You're hilarious.
10:40Just text me.
10:41Well, okay, so you actually want me to get here later because you want me to stop rushing and text
10:45you?
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:50I'm getting very mixed messages.
11:04We're actually, um, we're going to go out.
11:17There's so many potholes in the road.
11:23The little holes in the road.
11:25We call them potholes.
11:28Council is supposed to fill them in.
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational services to fill
11:39a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky.
11:58Careful, please.
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:10Oh, Jesus.
12:11Okay, let's come down now, Daniel.
12:12That's enough.
12:13No, it's enough.
12:23Do you ever bite the bottom?
12:28Really?
12:32You've never done it?
12:36You bite the bottom.
12:40And then you suck it.
12:42You know, like, you know straws, yeah?
12:47It's like a straw.
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:53You suck it.
13:01Let me see.
13:06Come in.
13:07Be patient.
13:19You're good at that.
13:33Did you ever see my email?
13:36Uh, yep.
13:37Sorry.
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah?
13:42Send it on.
13:43Of course, yeah.
13:46If you could just reply when I email you.
13:50Absolutely.
13:52Yep.
14:02What?
14:12What's the buzz, then?
14:13Do you want to speak to me?
14:13Come in here.
14:22You can eat all that.
14:24Have you seen the size of my piles?
14:29I don't hear about your piles.
14:33I don't hear about, I don't hear about your piles.
14:39I think it's just like a cloth.
14:41No, a tea towel.
14:47Yeah.
14:48So it's a tea towel.
14:51It was made with, like, special salt.
14:53It's a tea towel.
14:55They call that muslin and charge you three sizes much.
14:57It's not a tea towel.
14:59What, what do you use it for?
15:00Just, like, wiping, like, sick and stuff.
15:11Jesus.
15:14Baby's gonna be sick on you.
15:18Jesus.
15:20Sick and dribble.
15:22Oh.
15:24Oh.
15:25We'll be mopping, like, piss and shit.
15:28Oh.
15:28Mopping hell.
15:29Yes, sir?
15:30Yes.
15:50Oh, fingers.
15:52Oh, my God, the fingers, yeah.
15:58It's so busy.
16:00Oh, I haven't even been in trouble here.
16:03Okay, so two hands, five fingers on each hand, two feet, ten toes.
16:11Oh, my God, the toes.
16:14They're moving a lot.
16:17That's good, isn't it?
16:18It's all what we'd hope to see.
16:22And if you look here, that thing there, that's his willy.
16:48Oh, boy.
17:00What's happening to me?
17:03Oh, my God.
17:33I don't know.
17:53All right.
18:21I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, you have to be this, you have to
18:31be that. I'm after all the best good stuff. I think sometimes dad's complete, not my dad,
18:42but maybe dad's dad, a little bit. I can't get in the way of being who you are.
18:53What a privilege. A little boy here. It's the greatest privilege.
19:25So you just whisk up the eggs, frown, milk, touch of salt, then you have to get the oil
19:32hot. How hot? Oh, like, hot. I'll kill it for you. How do you know it's hot enough? It spits.
19:45Yeah, not a lot of people do that, but something I figured out quite early on.
19:52Did you make up this recipe yourself? Kind of.
20:00I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon. Poor mum. I mean, what has she got
20:05herself into? I bet they rowel quite a lot, don't they? He was crying the other night.
20:12Oh, Simon was? Was he? He was crying. Oh, God, I love that. Simon, crying.
20:21I cry sometimes. No, you don't. No, we had a great time. Okay.
20:30I had pancakes. Really? Wow.
20:33Oh. Yeah, it's kind of awkward, but he asked if I could stay for lunch. But I don't want to,
20:44um, um, if Simon's. No. If Simon's at his mum's. Don't worry, I'll. No. No.
20:51Night lights in the front pocket. No. It's fine. Say, it's nice that he asked you.
21:10What the hell? That's a sign. Yeah.
21:17No wonder you don't stop moaning.
21:21Fuck you!
21:24Oh my god, I'm leaking.
21:29You're so sexy.
21:48Are you here for NCT?
21:50Yeah.
22:01I've got a very good birth plan.
22:03It is a good one, actually.
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub. That's my birth plan.
22:06You probably will as well.
22:10We've been doing hypnobirthing, haven't we?
22:12Yeah.
22:12I want to go for a lotus birth, because I really think you should.
22:18Whereas I'm really...
22:23I can see.
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding.
22:41I've made a playlist.
22:43You're going to give birth on all fours, aren't you?
22:46Like an animal.
22:47Then it's sweets, chocolate...
22:49Caffeine for you.
22:52Yeah, I'll need my caffeine.
23:00Um...
23:03Yeah, uh...
23:04No, we haven't really considered it yet, have we?
23:07It's been quite hard to think of it as...
23:12Uh...
23:16Real.
23:21Maternity unit?
23:23Midwife?
23:25Midlifery unit?
23:28What's different?
23:31God knows.
23:35I want there to be doctors.
23:38You always put doctors.
23:39Yeah.
23:40Capital letters.
23:41Yeah.
23:43Doctors.
23:44Tons of doctors.
23:46All the painkillers.
23:47Just put...
23:48Give me a lot.
23:48What?
23:51Who do I want to be with me during the labour?
23:54What, Dad?
23:57Good idea, yeah.
23:59Yeah.
23:59Mm-mm.
24:00I think your mum will come.
24:01Okay, that's good.
24:02I'd love that.
24:03Yeah.
24:04She could stand there being fucking annoying.
24:06Wow.
24:08It would be perfect.
24:18Do you want to be there if it's forceps or vacuum?
24:24Ooh.
24:25What's vacuum?
24:28The baby's guided out using a cap fitted to its head by suction.
24:32Shut up.
24:38Oh, my God, they're so gross.
24:41I don't know.
24:44Yeah, okay, whatever.
24:45Come on.
24:46Come on, get...
24:57Do we want to use a special LD or P room?
25:07There's an option for either fact that is.
25:09Yeah, there actually is.
25:12We need to look this up.
25:16I think you really need it for me to spend the birth reminding you to be positive.
25:26It's weird how that's not an option.
25:28Yeah, I'd love that, actually.
25:30It's just useful to be reminded.
25:39I'm starting to worry this is actually going to happen.
25:43What?
25:44What?
25:45Don't be silly.
25:45It's all going to fall apart.
25:47You'll have an affair.
25:48I'll end up getting divorced.
25:52I've had hundreds.
25:57What?
25:57What?
25:57What is it?
26:00And...
26:01a piece said to me.
26:06You don't want to know?
26:09No.
26:15Hi, come in, come in, come in.
26:17Excellent contact.
26:18Daniel, your dad's here.
26:20Sorry, I'm just on a Zoom.
26:21Japanese dad's here to notice this the weekend.
26:24I can't find the bag!
26:26Coming!
26:27Could you drop him off a bit later tomorrow, like 5.36?
26:30We've got a scab.
26:32Absolutely.
26:33She's been a bit anxious since the 12 weeks.
26:38Have you had a bazooka?
26:40Have you packed your whisky, your gin, your wine, your beer?
26:44No!
26:45Oh, I know you've forgotten.
26:47Have you packed your dog food?
26:48Ha ha ha ha!
26:49Ha ha ha ha!
27:09Ha ha ha!
27:24don't do this mate no I just cooked that whole meal for you you're being unbearable
27:46so
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know, it's my job to teach you these things.
28:39What, am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has
28:44cooked for you?
28:45What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
28:52What kind of father would that make me feel like I'm not sure what's going on?
29:22I'm not sure what's going on.
29:29Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice...
29:31Oh, wow.
29:34Did you feel that?
29:35Yeah.
29:40I think...
29:41I think his feet must be down there, which means he's moving.
29:47Oh!
29:49Is that a big one?
29:50Oh, God, yeah.
29:58I think...
30:02I thought he's coming.
30:03I can't wait.
30:04I can't wait.
30:08Can you stop that?
30:10What?
30:11I can't wait.
30:11In it, I can't come around so far.
30:15I don't know, I feel like it's an appropriate ball now and I just want to get around so
30:20Yeah.
30:24Well, I'll probably come using, like,
30:27an hour and a half, maybe.
30:28But I still got some stuff in the back and then we'll be alright.
30:39So...
30:40Stretch seats.
30:42Yep.
30:44What's this stretch say?
30:49Okay, so it's like...
30:52It's like it covers all his body?
30:55Yeah.
30:56Cold days. Bedtime.
31:04Booties.
31:06Socks.
31:06What the fuck are booties? Shoes.
31:09Shoes.
31:11Let's call them shoes.
31:13He's got his big coat.
31:15What about his cashmere?
31:16Oh, shut up.
31:17What?
31:17He won't wear cashmere.
31:19He won't take clothes. He won't take my thermals.
31:22Of course he won't take your bloody thermals.
31:24He needs layers.
31:25Would you have worn your dad's thermals?
31:32People are like, great, you're pregnant.
31:36Now you can forget about it. Put all that behind you.
31:38Yeah, cause it's easy.
31:40Shrug it off.
31:45We'll be sat here when we're icy.
31:46And we'll still be thinking about them.
31:56This is great.
31:58Oh God.
31:59It's already set me up.
32:06Is that all the bacon?
32:09No.
32:24Yeah, Maya was like, it's gonna be amazing.
32:28Yeah.
32:29I just kind of nod and do that smile.
32:34I know that smile.
32:35Yeah, it's great.
32:36You do that to me.
32:38Only when you're being boring.
32:42We don't know if he's gonna be healthy or whatever when he comes out.
32:52What's he gonna be like?
33:00Oil.
33:02Don't need it.
33:04The fat from the bacon.
33:06It quits in its own fat.
33:07Exactly.
33:08Uh-huh.
33:11Eggs.
33:13Right, you've got three options.
33:14Fried.
33:15Boiled.
33:15Scrambled.
33:16Poached.
33:17That's four.
33:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
33:19That's four.
33:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
33:25Yea, Mum.
33:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
33:27Mom!
33:28LISA!
33:31There's no way of knowing who he's gonna be.
33:50i guess i'm worried about the birth itself no it's fine i'm gonna breathe through the pain
34:01hmm yeah the the pain can be quite extreme though can't it yes which is why i plan to breathe
34:13through it it's also terrifying i'm gonna have to hold her hand i'm gonna sleep in a chair
34:24listen to her screaming you've got earplugs if you're so loud
34:33we're not worried at all are we no no easy we like to keep positive don't we
34:39yeah we're really positive people especially me
35:07what are you doing here same as you i reckon
35:11i don't know what's it been like a few months more than a few
35:27time flies and you having fun always having fun mate always having fun
35:35you look good mate thanks for noticing you noticing how i look now do i need to be worried oh
35:43yeah you do actually need to be very worried
35:57happy birthday mate
35:58happy birthday mate
35:58yeah you're alright
35:59ah
36:14you follow him eh
36:15always following you like a bad smell yeah how's everything with Amanda and
36:27olive olive yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all good mate all good it's all just like
36:37yeah you know photos great about your baby oh yeah congratulations thanks yeah is it
36:51congratulations oh yeah right I haven't really been telling anyone no that's great
37:00mate doing template nada uh Matt mentioned it and yeah what have you done week I know
37:08right yeah commiserations your life's over enjoy it while you can
37:24actually we've been trying for a while no bad thing one way to get to sleep with
37:42that's been a difficult time to be honest this because we actually managed to get pregnant before
37:51yeah uh yeah can I get four pints do you want one I'll get them no no come on I'll
37:57get them
37:57oh I'll get them no come on I'll get a man a prony I'll get the next one uh five
38:03points a prony and a
38:04Guinness yeah thanks thanks
38:07no
38:12so you were you were trying and oh yeah yeah it's been tricky really bit of a tricky time
38:24and we actually got pregnant three times previously but yeah
38:43alright yeah that must have been hard for Lisa
38:52Yeah. That must have been really tough. Yeah, really tough.
38:56But she'll be all right. Yeah.
38:58Ah, of course. Yeah, she's a tough one. Scary woman.
39:05Thanks.
39:09At least it's all over now. You're going to have a baby, so...
39:16Yeah. Well, hopefully. Yeah.
39:19You can put it all behind you.
39:26I bet you were strong, no, were you? Nothing can knock the big guy.
39:35Not really.
39:38I try to be, like, positive and stuff, be, like, a strong one, but...
39:45Yeah. They really work.
39:57Sometimes, I think you do something because it seems like, obviously, the right thing to do.
40:05And even though you've thought about it, and you thought about it from, like, all the different angles that you
40:14think there is, and it still just turns out to be a fucking catastrophe.
40:32It's fun, innit?
40:35Oh, yeah, it's great. I'll have it.
40:49You're all right, mate.
40:51Yeah.
40:52Yeah.
41:15here you are thanks oh oh thanks
41:22few more of these boys yeah he's nearly ready Daniel come in I'm good it's cold
41:52come in I'm good Simon's out I'm good okay what are you even doing up there
42:05what can we see can we see on the bus
42:17I'm peaceful how old 14 months amazing I'm on my own so tell me about it I've got to
42:33live with them sadly it's not my choice oh that's really hard yeah I miss him I see
42:45our single dad then if you want to know if I'm single you can just ask me if I'm
42:50single sorry I didn't mean that I'm kidding
42:59hello
43:09hey
43:39hey
43:56Steven Steven I think I'm having contractions
44:09can you stop looking at me I'm not looking at you
44:35overreacting everything people have been giving birth for thousands of years
44:40yeah they think it's gonna be hard so they make it hard whereas this is
44:48all right it's a natural process
44:50yeah
44:53hey where can it be
44:54hmm
45:00it's ten minutes since the last one
45:03good
45:08yeah I've got this you got the car seat
45:12remember you're breathing
45:13don't have to remind me to breathe
45:16oh
45:29whoo
45:30oh
45:30hey hey hey hey
45:32yeah
45:33yeah
45:36they were every five minutes
45:38yeah 60 seconds every five minutes
45:40no they've dropped
45:41yeah because of the car journey now about every eight minutes and that they are short
45:47they've dropped to 45 seconds
45:54what does that mean
46:08I should have left them in the car
46:11here
46:11hey
46:22hi sorry my wife's having contractions in the corridor and I was just wondering is there any chance we have
46:29in the room she's Lisa
46:31All my monkeys.
46:56Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor.
46:59Yeah, she's on the list, so when a delivery room becomes available, she will be given it.
47:03Yeah, I know, but she's literally a woman giving birth in a corridor.
47:06Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse.
47:10Yeah, well, I'll say that.
47:16What do you see?
47:18Ah, yeah, you're great, actually. You're the other standing.
47:28OK.
47:30So, er...
47:32Quicks?
47:34Banana?
47:35Why not?
47:37Oh, sorry.
47:39Why have a toilet? They haven't had a toilet in ages.
47:42Did you play a toilet?
47:43Or a flake?
47:45You have to make a bit of a plan if you can have a flake.
47:47Oh, God.
47:51Yep, yep, yep.
47:54Yep, yep, yep.
48:27Oh, God.
48:44Oh, God.
48:47Ooh.
49:25Ooh, ooh.
49:47No, no, no.
50:18When you were small you made me feel so big I'd hold you close to me and sniff your cheeks
50:27And I loved it, I loved the smell of you when you were small
50:38Our mates gave up on us we were drinking less so we could feed you and put you to bed
50:47Oh I loved it, I just loved it when you were small
50:57And you, you used to sleep on my chest, a whole person on my chest
51:09And I could hear you ring
51:13Hello
51:16And you, you used to look at me
51:23Like there was something special about me
51:28Which there was when you were small
51:35But I love you will never remember
51:41The things that we did together
51:48When you were small
51:55Playing superheroes at five in the morning
52:01Building marble runs at dawn
52:05But you barely notice me now
52:14But you, you used to sleep on my chest
52:21A whole person on my chest
52:26And I could hear you breathe
52:33And you, you used to look at me
52:40That there was something special about me
52:44Which there was when you were small
52:53So when you go out with your mates tonight
52:58And you feel messy after two pints
53:02I'll be here
53:04Like I was here
53:06Like I was here
53:07When you were small
53:21When you were small
53:32Okay.
54:23I don't know.
54:34Oh, shit.
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