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00:03lord imagine if you would just be tuning in and that's the first thing you heard me say
00:07don't worry no one's just tuning in because it's a podcast not a radio show yeah
00:11oh we can cut that right patience we'll just it's fine right because it's going so well
00:18right i mean just a guest makes all the difference so much good stuff we're gonna go over the hour
00:25i think how long have we been talking um 12 minutes okay yeah so you know what maybe we don't
00:33cut it right because fun blooper right it's really fun and it's a podcast they're supposed to be sloppy
00:39and unprofessional that's the charm do you want to open it today on cherish the time my guest is the
00:49delightful tommy tomlin part-time hairdresser on i'm it and will be doing me full-time on my new
00:55show how's that that's right folks she's dragging me out of retirement at 85 well why not age has
01:02nothing to do with quality all right had a 30 year old woman do my hair on mrs hat and
01:08she just was
01:08not good had to do it myself she should be whipped i'm serious they have one job do it well
01:14well good
01:14thing i wore a hat still fucker okay jane's here sorry i'm late i got stuck at trader joe's just
01:23as suspected podcast gold over here says whatever's on his mind well why do i care i'm 85
01:28the avocado shipment came late and the day crew had to stay and stack them will never happen again
01:34as of tomorrow i switch to nights and i have tuesdays off for show taping so oh well there you
01:40go
01:40she works at trader joe's yeah you told me she won an academy award she did i had an oscar
01:46i don't
01:47think i'd be working at trader joe's okay mickey don't tommy i want you to know i love you that's
01:56that it is okay go ahead i don't know how much time we have casting it's what makes or breaks
02:01a show
02:03vulnerable actors putting themselves on the line i don't know not this one i want the good one from
02:09home well well well told him you were back hi jane hi widen out to include mark you hear that
02:18yeah i wish we had a jane on the show i'm doing saying stuff like widen out to include mark
02:23it'd be
02:24cool did val tell you i'm doing something called finance dudes yeah she did and what the fuck mark
02:31why should i be the only person not on a reality show that's right got our own mauricio right here
02:38yeah marky mark can you help me with this i can't get this casting site to move forward
02:42all i get is this guy and i don't want to see that so mark you quit your actual finance
02:47job to do this
02:50why i love you yeah because starting a new chapter it was time yeah i i don't know how this
02:58works
02:59i'll figure it out you got ink on the chair i did yeah the suede chairs you had to have
03:05yeah no i see
03:06it no don't rub it you need oxyclean okay we can fix that fix it later pardon me we can
03:14do it later
03:17why didn't mark just get upset doesn't work you know this site doesn't work why can't i just have
03:24paper with a list of names and headshots on it why don't i have that anywhere oh i do here
03:31it is
03:32life saver okay no notes straight to rehearsal
03:40you believe it jane no notes no notes from new net no no nanette
03:47that's a that's a show yeah i never saw it but i know the title hey nice hat
03:54this is hat fan oh look at this stage 24 our new home away from home for the next six
04:03years huh
04:04fingers and toes crossed
04:08oh look at all the movies that shot here oh wow oh look at private benjamin
04:18jane now voyager 1942 betty davis uh that was mickey's favorite movie and it was shot right here
04:26on this stage you know mickey would always say you know whenever there was something disappointing
04:31you know like a dressing room or lunch order um he'd say let's not ask for the moon when we
04:39have the
04:40stars cute huh look at all these legendary movies you know and now how's that can be the big tv
04:49hit
04:50for stage 24 huh let's go in we should go in though that was good right jane
04:59oh look at that porch oh beautiful don't you just want to have tea there excuse me
05:07jimmy no notes yeah i know i know and the script still needs work is the studio afraid to say
05:14that
05:14to the matrix jimmy when is r2d2 gonna roll in here and collect our souls not really supposed to talk
05:21about that don't worry val i know what the drill is i'm here to see how this works and bust
05:26some balls
05:26i'm going for a smoke break uh bev call up and find out when the writers are coming to the
05:31stage
05:31excuse me uh they're they're not they're not coming today but uh they said that if you guys
05:35have any notes that i can send them up for you and uh who are you darling uh marco the
05:40writer's
05:41assistant um i think what we need it i think what we need is a new sweet scene something with
05:52some
05:52heart that's what i was thinking too probably between um beth and her nephew right because
05:57they're the only family they have left now right maybe slip it in at the end of the pottery scene
06:01to cut the slapstick so good yeah good scent already yeah looks almost human
06:11okay kids we're gonna start in 15 minutes with the cold open where she finds her brother dead
06:16and it's a comedy brother dead sorry my stomach's floating and i had to go home and change into a
06:24looser pair of pants again there was mold at the table read and okay there's actually mold here too
06:29oh yeah okay good to know okay well you were all so great at that table uh and i knew
06:38you would be
06:38too oh um and this is my doc crew so just act naturally yeah uh yeah i gotta go cameras
06:45up
06:45okay well you are so handsome and talented thank you thank you and you you're a real bitch
06:54you're a real bitch i meant i just meant in the show i didn't mean i thought we were doing
07:01improv
07:01oh oh okay that's fun okay and hello my long time unrequited love interest hi valerie frank
07:13flint we met before on the set of tom peterman's show nikki nikki knack knack i was gary the worm
07:21couldn't recognize you because i only saw this much of your face in that hole in the worm costume
07:27right even said a wormhole that's funny that's hilarious well i'm so thrilled that you're doing
07:35this show oh i really am because i've seen you in everything thank you thank you yeah valerie
07:41hi hi peter different prince everyone calls me pdp easier okay pdp so hilarious as those crazy
07:50triplets you know leaving coming right back is another one so fun thank you i feel like i already
07:57know you uh you worked with my twin brother ivan ivan prince is he an actor too no no he
08:03was at usc
08:04you hired him to work crew on something you were making like 10 years ago my proof of concept pilot
08:09for
08:09andy cohen such a small world as turns out that i worked with prps pdps twin
08:17ivan ivan yeah no i know ivan yeah yeah no how is ivan he's dead died eight years ago
08:26yeah drago rusia oh it was accidental he he fledgered out you know i think that's why um
08:39i think that's why i got the triplet part i had that really strong twin connection with my brother
08:47i know if he were here you know he would
08:51he'd be so happy that i'm finally a series regular
08:57sorry i'm sorry i shouldn't have brought it up i didn't know i didn't expect no no i swear i'm
09:02still funny no i'm still funny no you are just it's feelings right nothing more than feelings
09:10and i understand r.i.p because i just let me get this thought out um best brother boom dies
09:17in this
09:17place right so much synchronicity here right you know death hurts right you know so you've got
09:28nothing but love and support here i can't believe i missed the table read the front gate didn't have
09:34my parking spot okay they told me to go to the parking structure uh no yeah hi uh did i
09:40miss your
09:41welcome speech to the actors too no i didn't do didn't do a speech um one of the actors told
09:47us
09:48that his brother died and we all really connected you know so welcome speech wasn't really necessary
09:56yeah introduce me okay uh so this is uh billy stanton he's an executive producer hi everyone
10:06i'm really sorry i missed your table read uh totally not my brand but they didn't have a parking space
10:12for me i know who cares but and they tried to shove me in the structure and once you say
10:17yes to the
10:17structure you never get out i'm in the structure yeah so am i are you in the structure no i'm
10:24right
10:25outside here and i'm next to you i'm sorry what's wrong with the structure how can we get out of
10:31the
10:31structure i wasn't supposed to be in the structure anyway i just want you to know that i have an
10:36office
10:36here on the lot and so if you need anything anything at all i'm here for you okay see you
10:41at the emmys
10:42whoo boo boo thanks billy sorry for sure yeah i got this oh what is this oh the new scene
10:48that mr
10:49bros asked for already okay action oh sure i'm fine having your new wife making herself at home here
10:58bow in fact b&b can now stand for bed and bimbo
11:04what's happened to my life guy last month i was perfectly happy being unhappy and alone
11:10now my life's hijacked by my sweet nephew and his human dust buster
11:19oh hey i'm best oh hey well here's something i know you've been waiting for is that my new spring
11:25bold catalog that'd be nice to have some good news uh no actually it's the autopsy report
11:34that's not a joke that's a setup could be worse not really that's just something people say to
11:40stop from putting their eyes out that's the joke that's what says that dad died of a heart incident
11:50apparently his heart just came out because it was so big your dad had the biggest heart bow
11:58probably just got tired carrying so much love
12:03he loved you so much he loved you too he did he did
12:12and scene great val just trying to play a little more out front yeah it'll get better when i get
12:17all the physical bits down oh look who's here the writer thought you weren't coming down today
12:22well it's a new scene yeah thank you so much for that because it works right jimmy oh it's a
12:27nice
12:27bad it's an aww ick what's an aww ick it's a scene where the audience goes aww and the writers
12:35go
12:35ick it's so gross and sentimental oh all right well do you want to tweak it make it less ick
12:40it's not
12:41mine i would never write anything like that it's al who is al uh yeah that's the um that's the
12:49ai writing
12:50program that's called analysis they call it al josh what are you doing here you told me you were
12:57going to take miss lady for a walk and then i see her not walking i just came down to
13:01see the new scene
13:01why let them work he's a genius and she's an executive producer well in name only you're the
13:08show runners mary it's aww ick josh it's fine did you even read it we'll see you tomorrow at the
13:14front
13:14the scene is awful and they like it are you seriously competing with al no mary i care i'm
13:21the voice of the women of a certain age oh my god our names are on the script well that's
13:27upsetting
13:28married couple working together not them that machine wrote a pretty good scene in 10 minutes
13:34actually was like 50 seconds mr burrows but i i held it back so i wouldn't look too fast
13:41that's lunch everybody that's lunch everybody all right yeah jimmy seems concerned about ai yeah
13:49how do you feel well we needed a new scene got a new scene okay wardrobe discovering who beth is
13:58what does she wear creating all those interesting layers and costume designers have so many great ideas
14:06ideas he never even thought of uh oh okay is this um is this good for camera oh yeah you're
14:15good we
14:16got it okay okay okay valerie you just want to come right here thank you okay okay so this is
14:24the
14:24cross-section of the world i've been living in okay um so katherine hepburn if we want to do
14:30kind of like new england spiky spinster right um mrs roper uh if we want to go fun eccentric and
14:36then
14:36and then there's maude that was a song from the show maude yeah if we wanted to um overbearing
14:45innkeeper yeah yes well okay you know i think that the um new england looks probably the closest to what
14:53i
14:53was thinking so except can't do the hat oh i love the hat well i wore a hat in my
15:00last show it was
15:01called mrs hat i wore a great big sun hat so the hat is everything well no it's not everything
15:07because
15:08you still have the um turtleneck and the shapeless white shirt wow um okay you know it's a multi-cam
15:17it's all overhead lighting so it casts shadows right not gonna work
15:25so what are you um what are we gonna do with your hair do you think it would just be
15:28like up
15:28gray why well the script said woman of a certain age so that's just reality not my reality i'm a
15:37woman
15:37of a certain age you know and i still color my hair don't even know if i have any gray
15:42yeah no that's
15:44okay i'm gonna meet with my hair guy later so why don't we just talk about your department
15:49so stay in my lane well that's a way to put it yeah so smart good carter yeah um well
15:58uh mrs roper
15:59is hilarious that's true yeah she is funny um it's but it's it's a joke you know i mean yeah
16:06that's a
16:07that's a real person you know it's a real world i don't know what if she wore something you know
16:12like
16:12well not exactly this but you know more like this very flattering that's not funny that's okay
16:19because you know i'm funny the writing's funny and if it's not funny i'll make it funny you know so
16:24not
16:24this right um it's okay i have um i have other choices oh great okay yeah we're back up
16:32so what you really love a caftan it's funny although you seem to have an aversion to funny
16:40i don't have an aversion to funny darling okay i've done that you know wore the bad track suit
16:48and you know the big joke and i'm more than willing to do that if that's what the character
16:53is okay but this character is moving story along and having feelings right you know it's not one joke
16:59and out um lori has the short miniskirt and the my nsu t-shirt right that's a joke i'm not
17:06doing that
17:07how's that i don't see her that way well okay the writers see her that way clearly written by a
17:15straight man gallery so yeah you think no um for her i i don't know um i see her as
17:23sexy right yeah
17:25kind of like a big like slouchy jacket right and kind of like slouchy pants very like fashion you know
17:31like that's how i see her oh right except you know what i think the writers are going to want
17:36to see that my nsu joke one of them told me specifically you know it's his favorite jokes
17:40i'm just trying to help you darling i'm trying to help you
17:44no i um i think i get it yeah it's just uh she can be the joke but you can't
17:50the older actress is
17:51threatened by the younger one threatened i'm telling you to make her sexier you know put her in the
17:58miniskirt oh my god no i'm not getting into this where an actor tells me what another actor can and
18:02can't wear that i'm not getting into that situation okay but that's all right because that's not what
18:06this situation is okay this isn't an actor talking about another actor this is an executive producer
18:12talking to a costumer about what the needs of the show are that's all all right so i'm just going
18:19to
18:19give you a minute to think about how you're going to make all this work you're not going to try
18:23anything on no i'm not it's a waste of time i liked seeing you like that made me so angry
18:32jane
18:33not listening to me like a boss lady my way or the highway okay well no not sure that i
18:40was doing that
18:41yes you were and i liked it well you know what everyone deserves a second chance probably should
18:52have eaten something you know maybe i'm hangry carter second thought i'm gonna try some stuff on
18:59all right yeah yeah well here i am back in the saddle again and if anybody asks i'm 70. okay
19:07yeah
19:09start filming okay i brought you a salad go left you go right so we can eat a dish about
19:15what just
19:15happened between me and the costume designer uh i don't eat in public but thanks okay yeah well no
19:22these are very shake and go i haven't done my magic yet those aren't my wigs where are my wigs
19:28the color's all wrong and it's not going to fit my head i have my own wigs okay good information
19:34well
19:35you know didn't know to bring them in you know because he didn't remind me sorry but mickey would
19:41have either picked them up or told me to bring them in now i just know you had wigs so
19:46i couldn't
19:47tell you to bring them in or pick them up because i'm not mickey i'll never be mickey mickey isn't
19:53here
19:53right okay yeah all right you know what i should probably look over this new scene
20:06all right oh go privacy please
20:11valerie can we have a moment please i can't do spheres oh sure yeah sure
20:19i'm sorry i didn't know you had your own wigs well how could you know yeah i'm sorry too you
20:26shouldn't
20:26even have to think about this you've got enough in your plate yeah i'll have task rabbit pick them
20:31up and bring them to me no they're in my storage space so i'll bring them in yeah thanks that
20:35would
20:36be a big help to me okay now maybe can i be a big help to you sure this isn't
20:44really about wigs
20:46it's about mickey
20:49i think you've got some unfinished business there
20:55well you're wrong but thank you okay and i'll bring those wigs in
21:04that boy
21:18about what's happening mickey's here right isn't he are you dreaming no just we brought him from
21:25brentwood right oh yeah yeah i haven't seen him i haven't seen him i don't know
21:31would it be in storage could it be in one of those boxes when was the last time you remember
21:37seeing
21:37it um well with all the moving craziness i'm not sure i know in brentwood i had it safe on
21:45a shelf
21:45right next to my people's choice award yeah you know just until i could figure out where he'd want
21:51me to spread his ashes you know and that's now because back on a sitcom right you know from the
21:58second i stepped on that sound stage jane i just thought yeah mickey here he is his favorite movie
22:06was shot on that stage oh that's there it is that's the organizer calling me back an hour later
22:14hi cynthia hi doll hi i got your message sorry for the delay but i have your inventory file right
22:22here
22:22with me oh great good yeah so i'm looking for uh mickey's ashes okay like no no no no no
22:28no it's in a
22:29black lacquer box small um with inlaid turquoise i designed it myself okay yeah uh you said in your
22:39second text you've gone through all your personal boxes right yeah in your professional boxes no no mickey
22:46wouldn't be in professional no personal sure i have it because i have a record of everything and
22:54i i do not have human remains okay well it wouldn't say human remains okay because it's you know it's
23:01mickey so you keep saying mickey and i i have nothing that says mickey are you sure it's not in
23:08professional again mickey wouldn't be in professional mickey's personal okay well i come to you but you're in
23:16copper city and i'm in mount olympus right okay it's far yeah yeah yeah so i'll send you the pdf
23:22okay thanks doll all right all right yeah bye goodbye and thanks for nothing fifteen thousand dollars
23:30to move someone and sending a pdf okay thank you um you know what i guess yeah just have to
23:39start over
23:40you know can't have lost mickey right bad enough i couldn't
23:47be with him at the hospital remember covid wouldn't let us visit couldn't visit couldn't
23:53wouldn't let me in didn't want to you know just be there alone sick
24:05all right you know what let's um we'll find him no i i can't don't think i can spend another
24:13minute
24:14here we'll do it another day that's okay why don't we just take the wigs and go yeah it's too
24:21much you
24:22know and it's just uh freezing in here right for the crews probably freezing let's go yeah it's for
24:29their sake grab oh you have all of them oh thanks jane all right yeah you want to go first
24:36dress
24:36rehearsal i can't say i'm not a team player
24:42itchy
24:44uh val i can't see your eyes so lose a hat done okay everybody we're ready to go let's take
24:50it from
24:50the end of the phone call before the nephew's entrance and action hey beth oh oh look at you
25:01oh actually could you look at me in a second i've had to pee since that big gulp in my
25:05anus connecticut
25:06oh my that's a real place oh yeah lori even got a t-shirt at the truck stop lori who's
25:12lori
25:13i'm lori it's l-o-r-i no a-u-e lori it's not a spelling bee dear wrong no
25:21excuse me gosh
25:22what is this people the fucking multicamers okay let's let's let's cut uh where's the my nsu t-shirt
25:27that was my best joke where is it i'm sorry i oh no it's gabrie gabrielle not it's not her
25:35the uh
25:35costume designer mixed it you know wanted her to just wear like sexy slouchy okay well i wrote my
25:42nsu t-shirt and a short skirt yeah i'm good i tried telling him i told him you'd want to
25:49see that yeah
25:50i did and what he didn't care well he didn't want to hear from actors you know no fuck this
25:56he's fired
25:57okay josh calm down uh where's costumes josh we're not doing that on this show this show doesn't work
26:02without my nsu can someone point me to costumes josh seriously calm down no sorry no this is all
26:10hard enough it's there where it's over there okay behind the ocean i don't see the sign i'm sorry i
26:19don't see the sign you gotta be kidding me where behind the thing yeah that's great that one okay so
26:26for the then and outpost that's a then can't you tell by the hair right in this photo is that
26:31a then
26:31or no that's a then i think kind of amazing i haven't changed right right yeah then what do you
26:37sectional do whatever's trending got it and what's this beautiful thing what oh my god there he is
26:45chain chain it's mickey yeah of course i put him with the good wig oh wow okay the turquoise remember
26:55oh that was his necklace uh-huh and that's um remember his below tie clip sure yeah oh good for
27:03you
27:04uh-huh yeah well dear mickey i wish you were here
27:17why ask for the moon when we had the stars
27:20uh-huh
27:27yeah okay oh mickey mickey mic mic mic oh bye buddy fly
27:44just so you know the correct quote is don't let's ask for the moon we have the stars
27:50my version what are you doing up there oh we're um we're done we're coming down
27:57gang did you get that i did it was great yeah right come down from that now please yeah we're
28:04coming
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