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00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:05I love you. I love you. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody. Welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:12Oh, yeah, baby!
01:15Well, guys, today was a beautiful sunny day here in New York City
01:18with temperatures reaching 50 degrees.
01:23Who knew all we needed was a sexy hockey show from Canada
01:26to heat things up, baby?
01:30Well, let's get to some news.
01:31Last night, President Trump sat down with The New York Times
01:34for an interview that lasted two hours.
01:36Ooh. Yep. The interview went so long,
01:38The Times almost got to ask a second question.
01:43By the end, Trump said that he could have talked
01:45for nine more hours.
01:47The reporters were like,
01:48Sorry, Melania only paid us to babysit you for two.
01:50So take care.
01:53During the interview, Trump said that he would like
01:55to go to Venezuela.
01:56Yeah.
01:58Their president will be here and our president will be there.
02:01It's fun.
02:02It's like we're doing a little dictator wife swap.
02:04You know, it's kind of interesting.
02:06Trump also said that the U.S. will be running Venezuela
02:08for years.
02:09Yeah. We don't have anyone there in person right now,
02:12so I guess we're going to do it over Zoom?
02:14Trump went from being obsessed with ballrooms
02:16to being obsessed with oil,
02:18which means he stopped watching Gilded Age
02:20and started watching Landman.
02:22Oh, and during the interview,
02:23Trump got a call from the president of Colombia,
02:25and he actually showed off the note that an aide handed him.
02:28This is real. Take a look.
02:29Colombian President Gustavo Petro is calling for you.
02:33Yeah, but that's not the only note that he was handed.
02:35Really?
02:36No, yeah. No, he also got a note that said,
02:37Eric Trump just got his hand stuck in a Pringles can.
02:42He's got a bunch of notes.
02:43Really?
02:44Yeah, he has another one that says,
02:45Melania is watching heated rivalry
02:46and doesn't want to be disturbed.
02:48Oh.
02:50And finally, there's this one here.
02:51It says,
02:56Interesting message.
02:57These are notes they handed.
02:58They handed it to the president.
03:00Why would he show those people?
03:01Well, guys, it's been a crazy week for the president.
03:03First, Trump invaded Venezuela.
03:05Now he's talking about taking over Greenland.
03:07Check out what Trump's been saying about it behind closed doors.
03:10Sir, we're getting a lot of pushback about your plan to invade Greenland.
03:13So he can't invade Greenland?
03:15I don't think so.
03:16Iceland?
03:16I wouldn't.
03:17New Zealand? No.
03:18Old Zealand? No.
03:19Disneyland? No.
03:20Disney World? No.
03:21Epcot? No.
03:22Oz? No.
03:23Narnia? No.
03:24Wakanda? No.
03:25Zootopia? No.
03:26Zootopia 2? No.
03:27Wherever the blue Avatar people live? No.
03:28The Upside Down? No.
03:29The cottage from heated rivalry? No.
03:31The Cheesecake Factory? No.
03:32The Olive Garden? No.
03:33Epstein Island? What? What? What? What?
03:35Florida? We already have that.
03:36Yay!
03:37There you go. Oh, interesting.
03:46Switching gears, I read that Target just added thousands of new products in a push to become a wellness destination.
03:53Meanwhile, TJ Maxx just added buckets of glue and broken glass so shoppers can prepare their fists for battle.
04:00Some more business news. Taco Bell just released their new spicy Volcano Quesarito.
04:05Ooh!
04:08It's called the Volcano Quesarito because whoever eats it could erupt at any time.
04:14If you eat a Volcano Quesarito, then drink a Baja Blast, you're legally considered a weapon of mass destruction.
04:23Some TV news this week was the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and it was
04:29pretty heated.
04:29There was a lot of drama between Meredith and Bronwyn.
04:33Now, if you missed it, don't worry, because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are
04:38the Roots' own Tariq and Questlove.
04:46Thanks, Jimmy. Tonight, I'll be playing the role of Bronwyn, a fashion historian who is confronting Meredith about lying about
04:53a conversation.
04:54And I'll be playing Meredith, a boutique owner who is being confronted by Bronwyn about lying about a conversation.
05:02Okay, whenever you're ready.
05:08I wanted to chat with you, and I wanted to make sure I'm not reading into something weird.
05:15I thought you had a little bit of an uncomfortable conversation with me.
05:22I felt like you were asking me, like, what was said at lunch.
05:25And, like, if people were...
05:27I didn't ask you that.
05:31You didn't ask me what was said at lunch yesterday?
05:34No, I didn't.
05:35You asked me what happened at lunch.
05:38This is not true.
05:40This is true, Meredith. I am goop, gag, bop, bam, whoop, befuddled.
05:47I don't agree with you. I'm not going to agree to something that didn't happen.
05:53You did ask me about the lunch.
05:56I didn't ask. You said, I'm nervous about tonight. I don't know what's coming.
06:03And I said, well, I don't either. I was just trying to be nice. That's it.
06:09I'm really effing irritated.
06:14And really effing hurt, Meredith.
06:18And I feel like you're working me, and I feel like you use me.
06:23And I feel like when you want something from me, you think I'm like the pokey little puppy that's just
06:29gonna run behind you.
06:30And I tell you things because I effing care about you.
06:34Are you lying right now or do you not remember?
06:36Or you gaslight the out of me because it's one of those options, Meredith.
06:41None of the above, Bronwyn, and I don't like your accusations.
06:46You know what? I know you said it.
06:49And that's good enough for me.
06:51But I was a good effing friend to you.
06:55Effing your ass lies.
07:02Oh, bravo! Bravo!
07:08Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
07:11Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
07:12More or more.
07:13Thank you, Chris. That's it.
07:14You're gonna run that, too.
07:16All right. Chris, that's it. Thank you very much. Yeah, thank you.
07:21And, finally, according to Gen Z, a Jessica is the new Karen.
07:28When Karen's heard, they demanded to speak to a manager
07:31and won their title back.
07:32We have a great show. Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
07:46What a show we have for you tonight.
07:48She is amazing.
07:50Getting rave reviews for her starring role in the movie
07:53If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You.
07:55It's available on digital platforms now.
07:57Rose Byrne is here tonight!
08:01Knockout. Knockout performance. Amazing.
08:05She is a talented actor who plays Robin in Stranger Things.
08:09What?
08:11The entire fifth and final season is streaming now on Netflix.
08:16Maya Hawke is joining us.
08:19And we got great music from Grammy Award winner, Miguel!
08:28Miguel is performing his new single, Angels Song, and it is fantastic.
08:32Miguel is in the house. Good night.
08:38It's a great song, but unfortunately, not all songs can be great.
08:41Really?
08:42And I'm going to show you what I mean right now.
08:43I'm about to play you some real songs from real bands
08:45that I think that you should avoid.
08:47It's time for my Do Not Play list.
08:48Here we go.
08:49Do I play?
08:50Do I play?
08:52Do I play?
08:53Do I play?
08:53Do something for me?
08:55Now, before we start, I want you all to know that every artist and song I'm about to play
08:59for you is 100% real.
09:01These are actual bands and actual songs.
09:04All right, let's see what's on my Do Not Play list.
09:06This first one is from a group.
09:08It's a rap duo.
09:09Oh.
09:10Called Young Humma and Flint Flossie.
09:13Yes!
09:14Yes!
09:14And I don't, you know them?
09:17This is my favorite group.
09:20You don't know them?
09:21Hell yeah, I know them.
09:23All right, I don't know which one.
09:24Look at this.
09:25Which one's Young Humma?
09:28He doesn't, that mustache doesn't look real.
09:30No.
09:31But it might be.
09:31Is that a real mustache?
09:32I don't know.
09:33All right, well, anyways, the song is called Let Me, Let Me, Let Me, Smang It.
09:38Let Me Smang It.
09:39Yes!
09:40Girl, let's hear it.
09:42Let's listen to it.
09:42Let me smang it.
09:44Baby, then let's get crazy.
09:46Hope your muscles warmed up, you can't be lazy.
09:49This is what I like to call smash-bang fusion.
09:51Gotta focus, mama, you don't want to get a kush contest.
09:53Let me smang it, girl.
09:55Smash it, everybody.
09:56Let me smang it, girl.
09:57Smash it, everybody.
09:58Let me smang it, girl.
10:00Smash it, everybody.
10:01All right, stop there.
10:02Got it.
10:03They combined.
10:04Smash.
10:07You know Let Me, Smang It?
10:08I stood out in Brooklyn two hours in the cold to see them perform.
10:12Is that right?
10:13Yes.
10:13Did they perform Let Me, Smang It?
10:14Yes.
10:15Wow.
10:16And a what contusion?
10:17Oh, smang it.
10:18I think it should be smang it.
10:20You think smangy?
10:21The smangy brothers, yeah.
10:23Let me smang it.
10:24Let me smang it, girl.
10:25Smash and bang.
10:26Ah.
10:27What do they call it?
10:28A portmanteo or something?
10:29Portmanteau.
10:30Portmanteau.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Smash it.
10:31Very nice.
10:31Smash it and bang it.
10:33Smang it.
10:34Next is from a country soul singer.
10:36Oh.
10:36I love country music.
10:37This is a singer called Bo Daddy Harris.
10:41Bo Daddy Harris.
10:42There he is in sepia tone, like his back to the camera.
10:46Wow.
10:47Walking through a park, maybe.
10:48Maybe he's mowing his lawn.
10:50Yeah, we don't know what it is, but the name of the album is You Gotta Go.
10:56You Gotta Go.
10:57You Gotta Go.
10:57Yeah, it looks like he's mad.
10:58To the bathroom?
10:59He's mad.
10:59Oh.
11:00Maybe he's going to the bath.
11:01He's gotta go to the bathroom.
11:01Maybe, like, someone said that to him.
11:03Yeah.
11:03Oh, no, you gotta go to the bathroom?
11:04Yeah.
11:05No, no, no, no.
11:05No.
11:06I think it's You Gotta Leave.
11:07You gotta get out of here.
11:08You gotta go to the country.
11:09Yeah.
11:09Well, let's actually hear it.
11:11I am...
11:13You know, I know, you've got to go.
11:21Oh, man.
11:24No.
11:34You gotta go to the bathroom.
11:38I'm like, stop, stop, stop.
11:39That's fantastic.
11:40He's definitely on the toilet.
11:41No, he is not.
11:42That is not.
11:43No, that is not true.
11:44You gotta go.
11:53You must leave right now.
11:57You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
12:02Number two.
12:03I like it.
12:03Not bad.
12:04I might listen to that one.
12:07I might listen to that.
12:07No, I won't listen to that one.
12:09Right now, it's that or Schmangit, man.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Schmangit, girl.
12:13Yeah.
12:13You guys like Schmangit?
12:15Yeah.
12:16Very funny.
12:18Schmangit!
12:19Schmangit!
12:20Oh, no.
12:21This one might be my jam.
12:22The singer's called Frankie 2.7.
12:25Oh, 2.7.
12:26Not 2.0.
12:27No, no.
12:27Not 2.0.
12:282.7.
12:29Yeah.
12:302.0 is obvious.
12:316.7 is gonna go away.
12:322.7 is the future.
12:35Yeah.
12:35So it's Frankie 2.7.
12:37Okay.
12:38And this is the cover of the single.
12:40Wow.
12:41Stay strong with VHS.
12:42A couple of VHS tapes.
12:44Stay strong.
12:46It all makes sense so far.
12:48All right.
12:48Let's take a listen to Stay Strong.
12:50This is the jam.
12:51My love is hard.
12:55Stay strong.
12:59Stay strong.
13:13Wait.
13:15Wait.
13:16He had me.
13:17He's doing number two.
13:18No, he's not.
13:19He's not.
13:19No one's on the toilet in any of these.
13:21That is...
13:23We're not saying he's on the toilet.
13:24We're just saying Randy Newman or him.
13:25It sounded like it was...
13:33I like it.
13:39This is my jam.
13:40I like...
13:41You like Schmange.
13:42I like Stay Strong right now.
13:43There we go.
13:44These are my two faves.
13:45I take them off my Do Not playlist.
13:47We're down to our last one here.
13:48This is a West African singer called Wizzy Baba.
13:55There's Wizzy.
13:56The song is called Woo.
13:59Woo.
14:00Sorry.
14:01Yeah, he probably wants...
14:01Yeah, he wants to...
14:02So when he says,
14:03Woo, you'll say,
14:04Woo.
14:05That's what I'm assuming the song is.
14:07Let's take a listen to Woo.
14:10Woo.
14:13Woo.
14:15Woo.
14:18Woo.
14:18Woo.
14:20Woo.
14:23Woo.
14:27Woo.
14:29Woo.
14:30Woo.
14:32Woo.
14:33Woo.
14:34You want to be good to play, Ruth?
14:35Ruth, take it over.
14:36Take it over.
14:36Come on.
14:36Go.
14:37Woo.
14:41Woo.
14:43Woo.
14:46That's all the time we have for Do Not Play.
14:48If you have an album or song you think that we should use,
14:50send it to us at do not play at tonightshow.com.
14:53Stick around. We're playing Reverse Charades when we come back.
15:15Welcome back, everybody!
15:18We are about to play a game called Reverse Charades,
15:22which is charades, but with a twist, it's reversed.
15:25In order to do that, we're going to need some players.
15:27Joining my team, please welcome
15:29Grammy-winning singer and producer Miguel!
15:36Always, always, always the best. Love you.
15:39Come on! That's what I'm talking about.
15:43Let's meet...
15:44Let's meet our competition.
15:46She's the star of the film
15:48If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You,
15:50the amazingly talented Rose Byrne!
16:02That's right.
16:04Joining Rose's team is one of the stars of Stranger Things.
16:07It's the multi-talented Maya Hawks!
16:17Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
16:20All right.
16:20We're doing it.
16:21All right, now, here's how it works, everybody, okay?
16:23Okay, the seated partner knows the clue
16:25and will guide the standing partner to move their body
16:28by shouting out instructions at them.
16:30The seated partner can't say any of the words in the clue
16:33or use their hands to help them out.
16:35We have these here, these anti-gesticulation tubes...
16:41...to help make you not move your arms, okay?
16:44The standing partner has to guess what activity
16:46they're being told to do.
16:48Our team will kick things off.
16:49Rose and Maya, go ahead.
16:51You can sit right there on the couch.
16:53Miguel, we're playing the first round.
16:55I will grab the clue, and I'm going to give it to you.
16:58You'll stand on the star, okay?
16:59What number should I pick?
17:00Seven!
17:00Okay, seven, there you go.
17:02Everyone could have said something.
17:04Seven.
17:04Everyone could have, one person said seven.
17:06Okay.
17:08All right.
17:10Okay.
17:11We got this, we got this, bud.
17:13All right, we got this.
17:14Okay. Focus up.
17:15Okay.
17:21Okay, ready?
17:22Bend over a little bit.
17:24No, sorry, sorry, a little bit.
17:27Just, there you go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:28Put your hands out.
17:31Put your hands out, one hand over the other.
17:34Run, no, in a fist, two fists.
17:37Okay, okay.
17:38Yeah.
17:38Okay.
17:40No, no, lower, lower, lower.
17:41Lower.
17:42Yes.
17:42Golfing.
17:43Kind of, yeah, more, yeah, kind of more, but...
17:45But, uh, very delicate, very delicate.
17:47Cricket, no.
17:48On the ground, but very delicate.
17:49Yes, that's it, and be very quiet.
17:51You're doing it right.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:53You're so close.
17:54It was putting a golf ball.
17:56Wow.
17:57Putting.
17:58Golfing.
17:58I know, but that's what, yeah, but no, we're very strict on the rules here.
18:01Sorry.
18:02So judges are rough.
18:03All right, we'll take a seat.
18:04You guys are up now.
18:05Okay, all right.
18:05I think, Rose, you go give the clue.
18:08Okay.
18:08Maya, you could be in this seat.
18:10Okay.
18:10I'm acting it out?
18:10Yes, you're gonna act it out.
18:12Okay.
18:12You'll be giving the clue.
18:13Oh, yeah, got it, got it.
18:15Okay.
18:15What number should she pick?
18:21Two, two.
18:22I saw, I heard a two.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:26Okay.
18:26I'm ready.
18:26All right.
18:28Okay.
18:30Wait, arms in these.
18:31Tubes in.
18:31Okay, here we go.
18:33All right.
18:34Put your hands out in front of you and wiggle your fingers.
18:39Playing the piano.
18:41Mm, no.
18:42Um, uh, imagine that you're looking straight forward at something that's connected to what your fingers
18:50are doing.
18:50I mean, I'm clearly playing the piano.
18:51I don't know what else.
18:52No, no, no, you're not.
18:54Um, ooh.
18:55Less movement.
18:56Don't move.
18:56Don't move.
18:57Keep your hands still.
18:58Keep them still.
18:59Still, just the fingers move.
19:00The fingers move.
19:01The fingers move, but the hands don't move.
19:04What am I doing?
19:05And you're seeing something like, ah!
19:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:08What was it?
19:09Typing on a keyboard.
19:10Typing on a keyboard.
19:11Typing on a keyboard.
19:12Oh, no.
19:13I mean, it's tough.
19:14This game's tough.
19:15This game's tough.
19:16This game's tough.
19:16All right, good.
19:17It's a tough game.
19:18All right, we got it.
19:19That was good clues.
19:20It was good acting, by the way, Rose.
19:21Great acting.
19:22What clue?
19:23Miguel.
19:24I want to look.
19:27Ten.
19:28Ten.
19:29Ten.
19:30Three.
19:31Three.
19:32All right, all right, three.
19:33All right, okay.
19:34All right.
19:35All right.
19:36Okay, I feel like we got this one.
19:38We got this one.
19:38We got this one.
19:39All right.
19:39I love it.
19:42Uh...
19:42All right, bud.
19:43Can I get up with these in here?
19:44Put your arms in.
19:45It almost works with your sweater.
19:46Big bumblebee.
19:49I feel like I'm giving bumblebee vibes.
19:50This is good.
19:51It's like a superhero outfit.
19:52I love it.
19:53All right, bud, tell me.
19:53All right, all right.
19:56One hand.
19:57Uh-huh.
19:57Close to your mouth.
20:00Uh...
20:00Uh...
20:01Up and down.
20:02Close your...
20:02Close your...
20:02Close your hand like a fist.
20:04Uh, turn your fist downward.
20:07Keep it...
20:08Este...
20:08Wait, okay.
20:09Uh...
20:09Don't speak.
20:10I don't speak Spanish.
20:12Este...
20:12Este puede.
20:14Este puede.
20:14No, they're like, what?
20:15Si se puede.
20:16Leave your...
20:17Leave your head alone, yes.
20:18But open your mouth.
20:19Open your mouth.
20:21And...
20:21Uh-huh.
20:25Uh...
20:25Brush my teeth!
20:26Yes!
20:27Yes!
20:28Yes!
20:29Yes!
20:32Speaking Spanish.
20:33I'm like, yo, I don't speak Spanish.
20:34Oh, my goodness.
20:35All right.
20:35All right, you're up now.
20:36Rose, you're in the hot seat.
20:37Yeah, Rose, pick a clue.
20:38Get ready.
20:39All right, here we go.
20:40You'll be guessing.
20:41That was great!
20:42You got the point.
20:43Thank you, buddy.
20:44All right.
20:45Nice.
20:46Nice.
20:49Right.
20:51Okay.
20:53You look very confident.
20:56I love it.
20:57Okay, okay.
20:58All right, arms in the gesticulation tubes.
21:00Pump it up.
21:01All right.
21:01So, you are pursing your lips.
21:05Yep.
21:06And then you've got...
21:08I'm a movie star.
21:08You've got a tiny thing in your...
21:11You've got a tiny thing in your hand,
21:13and you're putting it to your lips,
21:15and you're putting it to your lips.
21:17I'm applying lip gloss to my lip.
21:19Yes.
21:20To my voluptuous lips.
21:20Yes.
21:21And it's in your mouth.
21:22Uh-huh.
21:23It's in your mouth.
21:23I'm putting lip gloss in my mouth.
21:24In your mouth.
21:25But it's a bit saggy.
21:27It's saggy.
21:28It's saggy.
21:30It's saggy.
21:31I'm sorry.
21:31And then you're going to...
21:34Ah!
21:35What?
21:35I have no guesses.
21:37What?
21:38Blowing up a balloon.
21:39Ah!
21:43That's tricky.
21:45Now we're all going to go at the same time.
21:47This is fun.
21:47Yes, here we go.
21:48What number should we pick?
21:49We're picking the same number.
21:51Same number?
21:51We're picking the same numbers, me and you.
21:52Okay, which one?
21:53Oh, right.
21:54Same number.
21:55Four, four.
21:56They're like four.
21:56Oh, the balloon is fine.
21:57That's right.
21:58That's pretty good.
21:59Okay.
22:01Oh, okay.
22:01Alright, so we're both going to give clues at the same time.
22:04Alright, the final round.
22:05This is worth 10,000 points.
22:08Okay.
22:10One, two, three.
22:13Put your arms out.
22:13Put your hands on your shoulders.
22:14And put your feet out.
22:15Your legs out.
22:15And scream.
22:17Ah!
22:17Yes, yes, yes.
22:19Now you're falling.
22:22Screaming, screaming.
22:23No, I'm diving.
22:25What are you holding?
22:26I'm holding my shoulders.
22:28It's open.
22:29Yes, yes, yes.
22:31Parachute!
22:32I'm jumping out of the plane!
22:33I'm jumping out of the parachute plane!
22:36I'm skydiving!
22:37Woo!
22:46That's amazing!
22:47That was amazing!
22:48Our winner's right there.
22:50Rose Byrd, Maya Pop.
22:52That was fantastic.
22:55Well done.
22:55Thank you, Miguel.
22:56We're talking around as we come back.
22:58Stick around, everybody.
22:59I'm so close.
23:01You're doing your perfect.
23:01You're doing your perfect.
23:03You're doing your perfect.
23:07What are you doing?
23:08You're doing my perfect.
23:11What are you doing?
23:11We're doing our perfect.
23:12Our first guest is Golden Globe,
23:15nominated and getting incredible reviews for her work in the movie,
23:19If I Had Legs I'd Kick You.
23:21It's available on digital platforms now.
23:23Everyone, please welcome Rose Byrd!
23:25t
23:48my god we love you welcome back thank you for coming back to the tonight
23:54show. I appreciate this. You always bring me a cocktail or something fun. What did you bring
24:00to this evening? This is very interesting. This is a kickin' mule. So it's a kind of a twist on
24:05the Moscow mule. Yes. It's got a little jalapeno. Oh, but it's got a kick. Yes. It's like a tequila
24:12base, but yeah, a little kick in there. We could just... Cheers to you. We could test that. Cheers,
24:19pal. That is phenomenal. If you like, a little spice. I love it, actually. A kickin' mule.
24:26A kickin' mule. And I love the copper mug. And the mug is so cute, right? But I also love
24:29that it's...
24:30If I had legs, I'd kick you. That's right. Very smart. You got that? And in the song that the
24:35guys played? Yes. If I had legs, I'd kick you. You are phenomenal in this mug. Oh, thank you.
24:40You know why I love you, but I mean, I love you. And Bridesmaids, you're hilarious. I think you
24:44actually got every award with that. But then you do this film. Totally different,
24:49by the way. Wowie. But let me read you some reviews. You can plug your ears if you'd like.
24:52No, speak up. Oh, very good. Yeah.
24:56Rose Byrne gives the performance of a lifetime in If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You. That's Vanity Fair, said
25:01that.
25:04Time Out said you were epic and a tour de force. My God.
25:10Vulture said Byrne has never been better, sharper, or more intimidating. And it's time to give Rose Byrne
25:17her flowers. Hello! Come on now. Cheers to that. Can I kick it? Yes, you can.
25:24Oh, my goodness. Golden Globes are this weekend. Are you excited to go?
25:28I am. I'm pumped up. Yep, it's going to be fun.
25:32Are you going with Bobby? You know what? So, Bobby, he can't come,
25:35um, which is such a bummer, but he's going to a, um, a reptile expo in New Jersey.
25:41So. What are you talking about? Yeah.
25:43What are you talking about? He's missing the Golden Globes? Yeah.
25:46A reptile expo? A reptile expo.
25:47What is a reptile expo? Deep, deep Jersey. Deep Jersey.
25:50Um, so we're getting a bearded dragon.
25:54Ooh.
25:55All right. The kids, the kids. Do you know about these animals?
25:59Uh, I know they're like a lizard type of thing, right?
26:02They're native to Australia. They are? Yeah.
26:04This expo is like where everyone goes, and it's the place to go,
26:07and it was on the same day, and it would just be such a parent fail.
26:10So we're doing it, and we're just like, and I'm, I'm on board for the dragon.
26:14It's going to be, it's going to be great.
26:15Parents do anything for their kids. I love it. Come on.
26:17That is good for you. Anything.
26:20Well, he's doing, he's doing God's work.
26:22He's doing God's work. He's doing God's work.
26:24So who's going to go with you to the Golden Globes?
26:26My brother. I'm taking my brother.
26:28Hey.
26:29George, who's, um, who's wonderful. Uh, he's, he's very handsome.
26:33He looks a bit like Rob Pattinson, meets Jacob Elordi,
26:37so he always gets a lot of attention.
26:39Oh, do people think that he is Robert Pattinson?
26:41Sometimes. Yeah.
26:42By the way, he's a good-looking cellar right there. Hey.
26:47He does look like Robert Pattinson and Jacob Elordi, head of, yeah.
26:50He's, that's what the Academy Awards when we presented with the Bridesmaids
26:53girls. That was a, that was a long time ago, but he's, yeah,
26:56so he's going to come and support, so it should be fun.
26:58It should be fun.
26:59Let's talk about If I Had Legs, I Kick You.
27:01What is the, that title based off?
27:03So it's kind of, Mary Bronstein, the writer, director,
27:05can speak to it more, but it's like, you know, that saying,
27:08you know, you don't have a leg to stand on and if,
27:10and the character's really going through a rough time.
27:13And if she did have a leg to stand on,
27:15she'd kick you because she's got a lot of anger and she's,
27:18yes, she's going through it.
27:19Uh, I got to say, I was surprised.
27:21Twists and turns every, well-directed, a great A24 film.
27:26Yeah.
27:27I loved it. Everything, you know where it's going to happen.
27:29And the, the cast.
27:31I know.
27:31Was fantastic.
27:33Conan O'Brien.
27:34Conan O'Brien.
27:35Is fantastic.
27:36I know.
27:37He plays your therapist.
27:38He plays my therapist, which is so funny because like,
27:40you guys, you know, he had his show obviously for 30 years,
27:43and he's like, you guys are like therapists.
27:45I mean, you just sit there and listen to people just banging on
27:48about themselves and the bearded dragon and this and that.
27:51You know what I mean?
27:51And you've got to like act interested.
27:53Yeah.
27:53And be, you know what I mean?
27:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:55But then A$AP Rocky.
27:57I know.
27:57A$AP Rocky.
27:58I know.
28:00He's great.
28:01Yeah.
28:01How was he to work with?
28:02He works so hard.
28:03He's so charming.
28:04He's so curious.
28:06You know, and he's this different world for him.
28:08You know, like obviously it does so many things,
28:09but this being, I think it was,
28:10he shot it before he did Spike Lee's movie, you know,
28:13so he was, he was wonderful and funny and yeah.
28:16And we kept hoping, you know, Rihanna would come to set.
28:20But...
28:20Did she ever come?
28:21Um, she never came.
28:22All right.
28:23She would have come to set in the middle of nowhere in Brooklyn.
28:25Maybe after the Golden Globes, she'll come and say hi.
28:27She's got some better things to do.
28:28Please, yeah.
28:29The movie is a little bit of a psychological thriller.
28:32Yeah, it plays really, it's like, it's, it's kind of,
28:35so many genres in it.
28:36Like at the New York festival, it played really like a comedy.
28:38Like it's very sophisticated audience.
28:40They laughed immediately.
28:41And then in Toronto, it was like a horror film.
28:43So it's got a lot of different...
28:44Yeah, she could look at it both ways.
28:45Yeah, it's a real magic trick.
28:47It's a punk rock tale on motherhood.
28:48It's really just wildly unique and entertaining.
28:52It is kind of punk.
28:53Yeah, it's punk.
28:54Yeah, like Mary.
28:54You are unbelievable.
28:56And I love you.
28:57I want to show a clip.
28:58Here's Rose Byrne.
28:59And if I had legs, I'd kick you.
29:01Look at this.
29:03Oh.
29:04There's going to be a movie.
29:07Oh.
29:09Mommy.
29:12Mommy.
29:13That's so good.
29:14What are you doing?
29:21What's going on?
29:24What's going on?
29:26I'm going to die.
29:31Hey.
29:32Hey, yeah, we just got home, and you would not believe...
29:40Yeah!
29:41Anything can happen.
29:43It's so good.
29:44Rose Byrne, everyone.
29:45If I Had Legs, I Kick You is available on digital platforms now.
29:50Watch it.
29:51We'll be right back with Maya Hawke.
29:53Come on back.
30:06Our next guest is a talented actor who you know and love
30:10as Robin in Stranger Things.
30:12The entire fifth and final season is streaming now on Netflix.
30:18Please welcome Maya Hawke.
30:37You know it's always great to see you.
30:40Oh, it's great to see you.
30:41Am I going to get one of Rose's cocktails, too?
30:43No, no, no.
30:43We save that for after the show.
30:45All right.
30:45You got to bring your own cocktails on the show.
30:47That's the way we work here.
30:48Understood.
30:48Let's talk about Stranger Things.
30:50I was going to ask you, because all the rumors and going up to the finale, there's all sorts
30:55of things on the Internet.
30:56They said, forget Steve, forget Jonathan, Robin Buckley is the one who's cooked.
31:03There was a rumor that you were going to be, I mean, spoilers if you haven't seen it.
31:07But you were...
31:08That I was going to die?
31:09Yes.
31:09I think it's just that people were sick of hearing me talk so much and they were hoping...
31:12No, no.
31:13...that Vecna would just like, you know...
31:15Are you rocking Robin?
31:16That's right.
31:16Come on.
31:18By the way, the last two seasons, your character has become so funny and so charming and so...
31:25I don't know how to describe you.
31:26Quirky?
31:27I don't know.
31:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:28You say words that I've never heard said.
31:30Yeah, you know, I started doing this thing that I probably shouldn't have done where I
31:34just would come in in the morning and be like, well, I'm just going to try to sneak
31:37one weird word under the radar.
31:40And I didn't think they would keep them all, but they did.
31:43They kept all of them.
31:44Yeah, yeah.
31:44Yeah.
31:44I had a fun game that I thought we could maybe play.
31:48Yeah, see, you keep looking back there.
31:49What's back there?
31:50Well, there's a graduation that's part of this finale.
31:54How great is Gaten's speech, by the way, the graduation speech?
31:57Yeah.
31:58I love that speech.
32:00Hellfire, hellfire.
32:01He's the best.
32:02I do love him.
32:03But I thought that here's everybody, okay, in Hawkins.
32:06Look at all his eyes.
32:07And then what I thought we could do is maybe you take this.
32:09Okay.
32:10And then what I have is a yearbook superlatives board.
32:12Ooh.
32:12Okay.
32:13And then I want you to place the photo of who belongs in each superlative square.
32:19Okay?
32:20And we can pick a...
32:21We can pick a...
32:22Which one do you want to start with?
32:23I'll start with the top one, the cutest couple in the ever was.
32:25I mean, I'm tempted to do one of these two eyes.
32:29Oh, yeah, sure.
32:30Do it.
32:30Maybe, but...
32:31Who?
32:32Well, he's...
32:32Oh!
32:34All right, that's good.
32:35Yeah, but wait.
32:36I like this.
32:37But also, who has the best eyes except he has the best eyes?
32:41Oh, of course.
32:42Noah?
32:42Oh, yeah.
32:44Should we put him in best eyes?
32:46Okay, sure.
32:46And then is this, I don't know, a class clown?
32:51Or...
32:51Who?
32:52Yeah.
32:53Finn.
32:53No.
32:54No?
32:54Mike?
32:55Mike?
32:55No.
32:56Okay.
32:57Where does he go?
32:58I don't know.
32:59Mike, I would think...
33:00Well, I mean, you would know more than I would.
33:01He's funny, but I think...
33:03Spirited?
33:04No.
33:05Okay.
33:08I think go back to couple.
33:10Definitely not.
33:10Okay, okay, okay.
33:11Yeah, go ahead.
33:12They're the best couple.
33:13Yeah, that works.
33:13Best couple.
33:14Thank goodness.
33:14Okay.
33:14Okay.
33:15And then you got to do me, because I'm too scared to do me.
33:20Either best all around?
33:22No.
33:23Come on.
33:24You're on my show right now.
33:25But no, Nancy's got to do best all around.
33:27Most spirited.
33:27Okay.
33:28Is that okay?
33:28And then we go Nancy best all around.
33:30Oh, Nancy.
33:31All right.
33:32Yes, I'm liking this.
33:33I think we're ending up with great.
33:35Something good.
33:35Okay.
33:35And then we've got Sadie's always running up that hill.
33:38Yes.
33:39So she's got to be most athletic.
33:41Ah, very smart.
33:43I like that.
33:44How about Class Clown's got to be...
33:45It's Gaten.
33:46I don't know.
33:47Steve is pretty good company.
33:49It's Dustin, right?
33:49Dustin.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Dustin or Steve?
33:51Dustin?
33:52Okay.
33:52Dustin.
33:53So then we do Dustin, Class Clown.
33:55Yeah, he's so fun.
33:55Then we got to do Steve Best Eyes.
33:57Yeah, he's a stud.
33:59Best.
33:59That should be...
34:00Okay.
34:04Best.
34:04Best.
34:04Oh!
34:06Hair.
34:06Yeah, yeah.
34:07That's very good.
34:08That's...
34:09He's so sick of talking about that hair.
34:11I know, but he loves it.
34:12Come on.
34:13All right.
34:13We have most reliable?
34:15Um, got to be Lucas, right?
34:17Yes.
34:17He was there.
34:19He was...
34:19He played...
34:20He played that song for Max.
34:22Stayed with Max.
34:23He was there by the hospital bed the whole time.
34:24...and brought her back.
34:25I love that, dude.
34:26Beautiful, huh?
34:26Most likely to succeed without trying.
34:29Gotta be Jonathan.
34:30Yeah, yeah, he's awesome.
34:31Yeah, I love that.
34:32Um, and then...
34:33Most likely to change...
34:35I wonder, who's most likely to change the world?
34:37Most likely to change the world?
34:39Please place it on there, and I will say,
34:41I believe!
34:43Come on!
34:45Mick!
34:47Woo!
34:48Thank you for doing that.
34:50Congratulations to the entire Hawkins Class of 89.
34:52I want to show a clip.
34:54Here's Maya Hawke in Season 5 of Stranger Things.
34:57Take a look.
34:58This way, guys!
34:59Come on, come on, come on!
35:00Get down, get down!
35:06Hey.
35:10I'm worried when you saw me.
35:11I thought you were a turkey.
35:14I'm sorry for lying to you for, like,
35:16a ludicrously extended period of time.
35:19For the record, I wasn't lying about it.
35:22It's awesome.
35:23And if we saw miracle we survived this,
35:25I'm going to take you there.
35:27And we are getting deserved.
35:31Deal.
35:32On the line, Terry, you're a condom!
35:33No!
35:35No!
35:37No!
35:39No!
35:40No!
35:42No!
35:44No!
35:45No!
35:45No!
35:46No!
35:46No!
35:46No!
35:46No!
35:47No!
35:49No!
35:49Maya Hawke, everybody!
35:51The entire fifth and final season of Stranger Things is streaming now on Netflix.
35:56We'll be right back with a performance from Miguel.
35:59Stick around.
36:01Uh-huh.
36:03Smash and grab it.
36:05I ask you.
36:14Performing Angel's song from his new album, Chaos.
36:18Give it up for Miguel!
36:24Who?
36:35Truth or dare, do or die?
36:38Skip this side till proceed to dream.
36:40One time playing Call of Duty, killstreaks full of black lives
36:46Got a call, I'm on a date, miss you mom, it's been a while
36:52Super soccer on my hip now, but government's playing all good games
36:58Washed out, pressed out, capping the stem and trip out
37:04Blowing objects in disguise, declassified, still denied
37:09Money, money, we don't break chains
37:12Same old same, we never left
37:15All my breath, all this day we blame
37:18Life stories made in the sand
37:24I can just enjoy the view
37:31Just enjoy the view
37:34I forget the world's unraveling when I'm looking at you
37:46Yeah, I forget the world's unraveling
37:55Holocaust in a holy land
37:58Artificial love, algorithm schemes
38:01Blue angels sitting home now
38:04Fatherhood, changing plans
38:07Nothing been the same, such as the past
38:10Cycles in and begin
38:12Mark, copper, flight from Eli
38:15Space is first class
38:22So we can just enjoy the view
38:28Just enjoy the view
38:34Forget the world's unraveling when I'm looking at you
38:42I need a tiny hand of mine
38:47Or I look just like mine
38:53You deserve a world that's perfect
38:56I'm sorry that I'm perfect
38:59But there's nothing that I wouldn't do
39:03The view
39:04The view
39:05Cause this is how I love
39:08Love around you
39:11I needed an angel
39:13Love that I found you
39:17This is how I love
39:20Love around you
39:22I needed an angel
39:24Love that I found you
39:34Yeah
39:36Yeah
39:38Yeah
39:40Yeah
39:42Yeah
39:55Oh, come on!
39:58That is...come on!
40:00That is what I'm talking about.
40:01No, no, stay out there. Come on.
40:03Get your flowers right there after Miguel.
40:05Come on, bud! That's how you do it!
40:09Miguel! Catch him on tour starting February 10th.
40:12Working right back, everybody.
40:15Kicking with your mind like a hotel around,
40:18bop, bop, bop, bop.
40:21That's why I got it on for set.
40:23Yo, yo, you know what I'm saying?
40:27My thanks to Rose Byrne, Maya Hawks, Miguel once again!
40:34I love you.
40:36The Ruth's right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:40Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:43Good night, everybody. Thank you!
40:44Get involved!
40:45Gotta get involved!
40:47Get, get, get involved!
40:49Get into it!
40:51Yeah!
40:53Uh-huh.
40:54Got to be right on Instagram!
40:55Go shoot Facebook!
40:56Go shoot!
40:56Don't work Dad!
40:57Go shoot both of us!
40:57großer over cavities!
40:58Go shoot?
40:58Go shoot out!
40:58Go shoot on the moment now!
40:58Go shoot!
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