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00:05There's no loo roll. There's no loo roll. Didn't you order any? Lisa! There's no bloody
00:19loo roll. Lisa! I thought we had some in the cupboards. Jesus Christ. I got tea all over
00:45me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got burning hot tea all over my hand. Come on, move. Get back
00:51to your car. He pulled out. You can't move, Nick. Come on. Let's go. Let's get in the car.
01:07Should be on the cup seat while driving. You pulled out. Oh my god. Are you actually
01:11kidding me? Wait, guys! They say it'll dry it enough, so... Well, everything crossed.
01:17Yes. It's been such a long time since we had some sun. It's been unbearable. Sorry going
01:25on about the weather. I've been in this country too long.
01:34Where are you? See if you can work it out. What are you doing? I'm flying a kite. Get out
01:53of bed,
01:54come on. Dinner's ready. I'm alright. You can't just lie in bed. Is that what I'm doing? Sorry,
02:04I'm such a lazybones. Fucking come on. What the fuck are you doing? Just come and have your dinner.
02:09It'll burn my mouth. Well, you can fucking blow on it then, couldn't you? I spent all that time
02:15cooking, and now you're just... Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away
02:18in the kitchen. What? Just come and have your dinner. Oh my god, what's wrong with you?
02:21What's wrong with you? What the fuck's going on?
02:36My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete.
02:42Steven. Steven. Steven.
02:49Steven.
02:55When you moved, kiss me
02:59Ow!
03:02Now each one bursts like a volcano
03:07Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:19Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:28I know, I just can't believe
03:32I found someone the same as me
03:36You can't believe me
03:37I can't believe you
03:40You are not smart
04:14this is great
04:19I'll send someone down
04:21fantastic thank you
04:43great setup you got here
04:46what a view
04:49wow amazing
04:51no it's great to see it at last
04:55thanks for inviting me
04:57I just I told work I had a family emergency
04:59they were like go go so
05:00yeah they were like
05:04go go family over everything
05:06so yeah they'll believe anything
05:16I'm pregnant
05:18you're the father and I'm leaving you
05:24sorry
05:25I'm pregnant
05:27you're the father and I'm leaving you
05:29I thought I should tell you to you first
05:34what are you doing
05:35I'm pregnant
05:36you're the father
05:37alright don't show it again
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon
05:43can you stop talking like a robot
05:46you're like
05:47I appreciate this I appreciate that
05:50it's hilarious
05:54you were on the pill
05:56were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill?
05:58you never asked me if I was on the pill
05:59you fucking what?
06:01you just assumed I was on the fucking pill Dave
06:03oh so you're a liar now as well
06:06okay right
06:06that's interesting
06:09yeah
06:10wow okay no that's very interesting
06:12because I trusted you
06:14but no you have to break my trust
06:16wow okay
06:17probably never trust anyone ever again
06:19I'm actually I'm seeing a whole other side to you
06:22actually
06:22so thank god I'm getting out while I still can
06:27just just
06:28have a think
06:30for a moment
06:32you
06:33uh yeah
06:37what kind of person
06:39is told that they're going to be a father
06:41and responds like this
06:49yeah
06:50well done
06:51very clever
07:08you'll need me in Singapore
07:10this is weird Dave
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman
07:13especially a beautiful woman
07:14to have a struggle in that environment
07:16or like any environment
07:17because of the patriarchy
07:19and everyday sexism
07:21and that thing that you said men do
07:22when their eyes keep glancing at your tits
07:23are you not coming to Singapore?
07:26okay
07:27um
07:28look
07:28pregnancy is actually a really hard time for
07:30we're splitting up
07:31mentally
07:31so let's sleep on it
07:32we're splitting up Dave
07:34I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore
07:39they're really excited for me
07:42but no
07:43you want to let all those people down
07:45wow okay
07:45that's interesting
07:46yeah no that's very interesting
07:48says a lot
07:52you are destroying your son
07:55here we go
07:56you're trivial
07:57you're selfish
07:58and your atheism is cheap
08:00lazy and pretentious
08:01oh go and cry to Jesus
08:03you fucking moron
08:07go to church with your ugly fucking family
08:10go on
08:10okay
08:11your mum is a fat bitch
08:14you will never find a man
08:15who loves you like I do
08:44okay
08:47so tell me in your words why you're here
08:52look we've had three miscarriages
08:55all in the past 14 months
08:58and with them
09:01different variations of horror
09:04and
09:05I think we just
09:10I don't know why are we here
09:14yeah no
09:15I think
09:18it's just the same really
09:24Lisa's been finding it really
09:26hard
09:27so
09:28it's important
09:29I think for us to
09:32come here
09:33and
09:35try and sort some of this out for her
09:37and
09:38yeah move on
09:41and what do you hope to get out of it
09:46I just want to help her really
09:49I'll do anything
09:51and I said that haven't I
09:52all done
09:54but what do you hope to get out of it
09:56for yourself
10:00I just
10:01like her to
10:03feel like she's able to
10:07move forward
10:07from it all
10:09and then we can start trying again
10:15what about for you
10:19I just told you what for me
10:23I told you what I want
10:24for me
10:24I told you like three times
10:27I can tell you again
10:28if you want me to tell you again
10:41should you stay in and watch a film on Saturday?
10:45I don't know that in ages
10:47past it
10:48past it
10:57is this Danish film?
11:00bear with me
11:02sounds great
11:04it's about this couple whose house grounds down
11:08really selling it to me
11:10yeah
11:11but
11:12I've read it's really good
11:14and
11:29Danish film
11:30about what?
11:31a couple whose house grounds down
11:57okay
11:58so
11:59one
12:00is Danish
12:00it gets good reviews
12:02those fuckers will have anything
12:03if it's foreign
12:04me wiping my arse
12:05will get a good review
12:06if I did it in Danish
12:07and two
12:08they're house grounds down
12:10I think that's
12:11that's real
12:12Saturday night film
12:13isn't it?
12:13I just thought it might be interesting
12:15oh did you
12:15a little film about house
12:17burning down
12:18might be interesting
12:19okay
12:19that's real Saturday night
12:20that's some real
12:21Tess Daily shit
12:22what do you want to get
12:23Tess Daily sitting there
12:24on a Saturday night
12:25fucking
12:27what's the husband called?
12:30what's the husband called?
12:32Lisa
12:32what's the husband called?
12:36So
13:23Hi! Hi! Hello! Oh, you're looking great! Oh, thank you! You guys always look amazing.
13:30Oh. We get younger every year. Oh, I don't know about that.
13:34I do. What? Garage door. Yes.
13:37No, I was looking at it from the outside. We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow. Have a look, if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No. Yeah, it's our... I remember. It's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah. There's a few bits of Harry's in there. Some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02Yeah, we're happy to keep it. It doesn't take up any room.
14:05Look, I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:23I'll, erm...
14:24I'll take it. Yeah.
14:28Thanks. Mum won't want the lamp.
14:30Oh, no worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:38It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43You love the seasons.
14:44Yes, the turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car on there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48It's fine most of the year.
14:49And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great. No, I've heard good things.
14:54Oh, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh, no, it's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done at the house.
15:11Been a game changer.
15:16Electric?
15:18Yes.
15:18Yeah, we're thinking of making the switch.
15:21I think once the infrastructure's in place,
15:23a lot more people will.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:43I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry.
15:51I promise you.
15:54It was just a sort of...
15:59Like a drawn-out fling.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:03It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you, I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:13And...
16:13And then I wake up and...
16:17And I'm alone.
16:21I'm so long, Richard.
16:23I miss him so much.
16:24I promise you.
16:29I miss him every second of every day.
16:33I promise you.
16:35I promise you.
16:36I promise you.
16:39I promise you.
17:06So, let's go.
17:09So, let's go.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56Are you all right, then?
17:57I'm all right.
17:58You'll say I'm all right, eh?
18:01Get a few beers inside, you'll be more than all right.
18:04Get out of here, boy.
18:09I'm going to do a drink after the day I've had.
18:16It's a paddle.
18:18Oh, God.
18:18Oh, haven't had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement.
18:22Looked like quite a simple one.
18:24It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined up.
18:32So, he knows he's going to be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:36You call ahead.
18:39This is Babble.
18:42He turns up, 40 minutes late.
18:46The client's furious.
18:47Yes, obviously.
18:52Right.
18:53We'll see you out there.
18:54Yeah.
19:14Here we go.
19:16Oh, pricey up there, eh?
19:21How's your week been?
19:23Let me sit down for it.
19:25What do you want to sit down for?
19:26Oh, it's my bones.
19:27I'm getting old.
19:28You're old, what am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last spin.
19:35Oh, he'll carry you home.
19:37That one sip.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39That's enough for you, more like.
19:43Oh, darn.
19:44I'm going to have to take this.
19:45Hold on.
19:47Babble, mate.
19:48You're killing me.
19:52Hi.
20:06Oh, my God.
20:27Sorry.
20:33Wrong glass.
20:34Yeah, I noticed that.
20:36I asked for the branded ones, but...
20:37It affects flavour.
20:38Thank you, yes.
20:39It's actually completely different.
20:40It would have made for a reason, didn't it?
20:44Mmm.
20:46Mmm.
20:47Ah.
20:51Ah.
21:02That's Lisa.
21:05Let me have a drink first.
21:07Good.
21:08I'm starting to worry about you.
21:13Ah, Lisa's good, yeah.
21:17Pregnant?
21:20Nope.
21:24Oh, it's all good.
21:27Her parents are over.
21:28Mmm.
21:29Great.
21:30Yeah, a bit of company, eh?
21:31Mmm, yeah.
21:31They'll have a nice chat.
21:32It's lagging you off.
21:34Here, Spoonie.
21:37Yeah.
21:40No, they're going for a curry, so...
21:42Nice, yeah.
21:42Bit of food, bit of company.
21:45Yep.
21:45Time will do the rest, eh?
21:46Oh, totally, yeah.
21:50Yeah.
21:59And how are you?
22:03Great.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Great.
22:06Yeah.
22:07All good.
22:08Fantastic.
22:08Yeah.
22:09Great.
22:14Yeah, nah, it's...
22:16It's all, like...
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:22But...
22:23It's all good.
22:25Eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:32Obviously, some days can be a bit like...
22:34Ah!
22:39Give me out of here, give me out of here!
22:42Ah!
22:44Ah!
22:47But, chin up, eyes forward, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:52Keep calm, carry on.
22:55I love those posters.
22:58Yes, yeah.
22:59Keep calm, carry on.
23:00Yeah.
23:06You can get it in like a cup.
23:09Cups, t-shirts, posters, amazing.
23:17Cheers.
23:18Cheers.
23:19Sorry we haven't cheersed yet.
23:21Sorry.
23:22No, no.
23:23My bad, should have fallen before, eh?
23:25Standards are slipping, my son, eh?
23:31We'll get a few of these downers, eh?
23:33That would be rude not to.
23:57And they'd sort of, like, rent PA services from us, but...
24:00I don't worry...
24:01It's fantastic.
24:03I've said it before, it's a fantastic idea.
24:05Thanks.
24:06But, I don't worry...
24:07All your ideas are fantastic.
24:09No?
24:09No.
24:10I sit there all day and I think,
24:13I wonder what my lovely Lisa's doing now.
24:15What exciting things are happening.
24:17You succeed in everything, love.
24:18We're very proud.
24:20Your work, your lovely marriage.
24:22Everything's going so well for you.
24:24Is everything all good in the food?
24:26It's delicious.
24:27It's absolutely perfect.
24:28No, it's incredible.
24:29No, thank you, no, it really is.
24:31I've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life.
24:40Honestly, Dad, I've rinsed her.
24:43Not just for her money, either.
24:48Can you hear me?
24:51I was just saying, I fucking, I've got it every day.
24:57Yeah, I can hear you.
24:59Can you hear me?
25:01Dad?
25:12Yeah, so, uh, thanks for meeting up.
25:17I, uh...
25:18I just thought it would be good to go through this again.
25:22Um...
25:23Not sure I handled it very well the first time.
25:27Um...
25:27I think I'm quite instinctive as a person, and...
25:29Oh, sorry.
25:32Carry on.
25:38I think I'm quite instinctive, um, as a person.
25:42I act on my instincts, um, which is a good thing.
25:46Uh, and I was kind of, um, ambushed with, like, three pieces of bad news.
25:52So, you can't judge a person for how they respond in moments of high tension.
25:57I mean, you just can't.
25:59It's like a scientific fact, I've done experiments.
26:01And, uh, I suppose, like, to be honest, you have kept this from me.
26:08You know, not just me being banned from Singapore, um, which I guess you've been plotting for a while.
26:14Uh, but the, uh, the pregnancy thing.
26:18You could have told me at any point.
26:21And you have kept that from me, too.
26:24And, I mean, that's...
26:27You haven't really covered yourself in glory, to be honest.
26:30Sorry, is this an apology?
26:34Uh, what do you mean?
26:35Well, it's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology, but the content of an attack?
26:44You're the one who's splitting us up?
26:47Yeah.
26:50You're the one who made me go all the way to your office, which, by the way, was fucking mental.
26:56This isn't a constructive response, Amanda.
27:02Well, this is interesting.
27:11You do know that my mum's dead, don't you?
27:14Well, okay, so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead?
27:17Really?
27:20Fucking hell.
27:21Come on, I'm joking!
27:22I'm joking!
27:23You take everything so seriously!
27:25Lighten up!
27:25I've got something really important I need to tell you!
27:54An hour!
27:55They were meant to be here, literally, one hour, five minutes ago.
27:59They've stood you up.
28:00Yeah, thanks, Kelly!
28:02I mean, who does that?
28:03Who leaves their mate waiting for an hour?
28:05Guess they just know how boring you are.
28:08Fucking hell!
28:09Cheek!
28:10Can you believe this, Kelly?
28:11She's calling me boring.
28:13And I thought me and you were getting on.
28:15Come on!
28:17Oh!
28:17Oh!
28:17What are you doing?
28:53What are you doing?
29:38I don't know.
30:11I don't know.
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:29Not him and his conversation, it's Saturday night.
30:44Seriously?
30:46What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because their house burnt
30:50down?
30:58If you want to watch it, come now.
31:06He said he was all good. He literally said that.
31:09He said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do? Tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey, Stevenson, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20He said he was all good.
31:23He didn't dish us up.
31:51He said,
31:54he was all good.
31:57He said he was all good.
31:58Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
32:02Wow.
32:03That's rude.
32:04Of course he said he was fine, he just tells you what you want to hear.
32:09Come shake your head at me.
32:12Can I eat my dinner?
32:13Is that a crime too now to want to eat my dinner?
32:17Can I breathe?
32:18Is it okay if I breathe?
32:19Oh my God, you're such a dick.
32:20You are being very rude.
32:22Sitting there shaking your head at me.
32:24I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night to have this conversation.
32:34Can you have me some more?
32:36We both know you're having it for breakfast.
32:38So what's the point every Saturday where you tell me to have some more when we both know you ordered
32:44it extra so you could have it for breakfast?
32:46Which actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
32:51This is what happens when I'm polite.
32:52I'm sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
32:54Great.
32:55Fine.
32:56I won't bother in future.
33:05I know what you're trying to turn this into.
33:07Am I going there?
33:08Yeah, of course you're not.
33:09Leave us again there.
33:10Oh, are we not?
33:11No.
33:11Tell me you don't think about her.
33:15We're not doing this.
33:16You fucking bollocks, Kevin.
33:18Tell me you don't think about her.
33:20You spend your whole life trying not to think about her, which is the same thing as thinking about her.
33:25That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
33:28That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
33:30And you were weird at Irene's wedding.
33:31In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
33:34Because every time you look at the bride, you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
33:38You're thinking, that's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day.
33:45Just fucking admit it, you prick.
33:52Just fucking say something.
33:55I am not having this conversation.
33:57Great.
33:58Fuck yourself.
34:03Where you going?
34:05Up your arse.
34:07I'm not letting you leave.
34:08What are you doing?
34:10I am not having Stephen take us back there.
34:13It's not happening.
34:14It's not happening.
34:15So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
34:18Do you even remember how mad you were?
34:21With your fucking happy pills.
34:23And your parents being fucking idiots.
34:26And your trips to the grave.
34:27And me worried every time you leave the house in case you lose your fucking nut again.
34:36You were bonkers, Patty.
34:38You were a fucking loon.
34:43I'll see you later.
34:44You can't drive.
34:46Hey, you've been drinking.
34:47Fuck yourself.
34:49I'm sorry, Patty.
34:50You can't drive.
34:51You've been drinking.
34:53You're avoiding.
34:53You've been through what your son's going through and you can't even talk to him about it.
34:57You can't drive.
34:58What is it you're avoiding?
34:59What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes?
35:02You can't drive.
35:03You've been drinking.
35:04Fuck yourself.
35:06You can't drive, Patty.
35:07You've been drinking.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:09này!
35:32You alright?
35:36You're not vallahi.
35:39Yeah.
36:00You're out of taxidermy, Dad.
36:02He's the scent of you.
36:10I'm sorry.
36:12Don't worry.
36:39Shh.
36:55So what do you think of her?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah?
37:13I thought it was right up and down earth.
37:15You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23You reckon it's lyrical?
37:25Of course they do.
37:28Elegiac.
37:29Ugh.
37:31So you're scared to admit they're bald.
37:33Hmm.
37:37Don't love anything with subtitles.
37:38No.
37:44You died again.
37:47Oh.
37:54Oh.
37:57Oh.
38:03Oh.
38:05Oh.
38:08Oh.
38:11Oh.
38:14Oh.
38:19So what else did you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about what it showed about like a couple going through like change or loss or...
38:41You didn't like how it showed it or...
38:45It was all so happy itself.
38:48Yeah it was.
38:51Yeah, so slow.
38:53Yeah.
38:53Right up its own arse.
38:56And the bloke was annoying.
39:30You found the bloke annoying?
39:36Yeah.
39:38He was so annoying.
39:41In what way?
39:46You found him annoying didn't you?
39:49Of course he was annoying.
39:50The whole film was annoying.
39:56But what did you find annoying about him?
40:02What was it about him specifically you found annoying?
40:12Do you wanna stop texting?
40:14Yeah, yeah.
40:15There was...
40:17It was my dad talking.
40:30He was asking if I'm all good.
40:49Look.
40:51In that situation, the house burnt down.
40:55She's lost like all the stupid art stuff.
40:58The husband's job is to be there for her.
41:00Look after her.
41:02And he said he's going around making it all about him.
41:05He lost a load of stuff too.
41:07No, but compared to like...
41:22So, he's crying, having a breakdown or whatever, but what does that achieve?
41:31He's allowed to cry.
41:33No, no he's allowed to cry.
41:34Like of course these are like...
41:35Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
41:37Yeah, listen.
41:42Okay.
41:45When stuff happens to us, for example, it's not for me it's like...
41:50Wello, is it?
41:52It's not me that lost the baby, it's you it happened to.
41:54It's you that had to have the...
41:58Whatever.
42:00I've got to keep like...
42:02Positive.
42:02Head up, eyes open, move forward.
42:04Keep calm, carry on.
42:05I'm just like...
42:07Keeping...
42:08Keeping on with my life.
42:11It's you that had to actually...
42:13Deal with...
42:14With...
42:15The...
42:16Like...
42:17The...
42:18Physicality.
42:23What did it happen to you?
42:26That wasn't my body.
42:28Was it?
42:30It wasn't my body that had to go through all that.
42:32Because they were your babies.
42:37No, this is what I'm saying.
42:39They were your babies.
42:43You're not listening to me.
42:44They were your babies.
42:45Can you just let me speak?
42:47Is that okay?
42:48Don't get annoyed at me.
42:49I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:51Okay.
42:52I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:58I only had to deal with like...
43:02The...
43:02Disappointment, if you want to call it that.
43:04And like...
43:06The...
43:07Crisis...
43:07In the moment.
43:08Which is fine.
43:09I was fine with that.
43:10And there is...
43:11A level of...
43:13Like...
43:13Readjustment, I guess.
43:14They were your babies.
43:20But what I'm trying to say is I didn't have to...
43:22They were your babies.
43:25Can you stop saying that?
43:26They were your babies though.
43:28Why are you being so annoying?
43:31Jesus.
43:34They were your babies.
43:37We made three babies together.
43:39And they all died.
43:43It's okay to hollow.
43:46It's okay if you don't know what to do.
43:48It's okay to be broken.
43:51Your babies died.
44:35I'm good.
44:36Sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:41Fucking hell, no.
44:42Sorry.
44:43It's okay if you need to.
44:45I'm good, honestly.
44:48My point is, okay, can you not interrupt me, please?
44:53Because it's, like, really annoying.
44:56I'm trying to, like, say something and you're just like...
45:05They're all, like, serious and sad and crying and stuff.
45:10And, oh, boo, here we go to see a therapist.
45:13Spending 100 quid an hour, whatever it is these fucking people pay.
45:16But what they're actually missing is he's a mug.
45:22A mug?
45:23Yeah, he's a mug.
45:24Okay.
45:26He's all like, oh, yeah, great.
45:28We're married. It's all going to be fine.
45:30Let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best
45:32and be, like, happy and smiley
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after.
45:36But he hasn't got a clue.
45:37He hasn't got a fucking clue.
45:39That's what they never show.
45:41They have to make him all serious and important,
45:45but the guy is just a mug.
45:46He's a child.
45:47He's pathetic.
45:50He's embarrassing.
45:53He's embarrassing.
45:55Ugh.
46:15You better get used to an early start
46:17when you have the baby.
46:21Yeah.
46:22I'm off you early for work.
46:24Yeah, but how early?
46:26Four or five?
46:27Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep, is it?
46:30Not always.
46:31Okay.
46:35A TENS machine?
46:36Yeah.
46:37I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina.
46:42Don't worry about the epidural.
46:44She's got a TENS machine.
46:47Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum, for the birth.
46:49TENS machine?
46:51Okay.
46:52I'm just imagining his wife's.
46:55Don't worry about the epidural.
46:57She's got a TENS machine.
46:59Yeah.
46:59It might need more than a TENS machine, Mum.
47:02Well, that's what I've been telling her.
47:04I think it's just the way you went about it.
47:10Making me go all the way to your office.
47:14And I know, I could have done a lot of things differently, but...
47:19Do you know when you cook back a burger from frozen
47:21and the outside's all warm and cooked
47:24and the middle gets still solid ice?
47:28That's you.
47:38Where the hell have you been?
47:40Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:42Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:43No, I've been tracking you.
47:46I saw you, Gavin.
47:47You stopped at Chicken Cottage.
47:50Don't lie to me.
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes your car paused outside Chicken Cottage.
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken.
48:29I saw you.
48:41I saw you.
48:57I saw you at anounce infection
48:59And I saw you for theoded sarà
49:03Found this.
49:11Yeah, there's some real classics in there.
49:16I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could sing some if you...
49:27Did you get a minute?
50:10Hey, how's work?
50:13It was a long one, wasn't it?
50:16Where's your leg?
50:27Hey.
50:30Hey.
50:45Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
50:47Yeah, sorry.
50:49No, sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finish it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:55No.
50:56Sorry, it's me.
50:57I'm all over the place.
51:10Stay here.
51:12Oh my God.
51:14What?
51:15You said you were hungry.
51:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:26You're just dating, so I'll stop talking.
51:30Is that what you...
51:33OK.
51:35There's no way to say this without saying anything.
51:45Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
51:52You talking to me?
51:55It was like quarter to five and she called me in.
51:59You're so quiet.
52:00Yeah.
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
52:06Mentally, I'm already in the car.
52:09He called me in and said we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
52:16That is so boring.
52:20Right.
52:21That literally couldn't be any more boring.
52:24There's only six of us in the office.
52:25You did HR policy all the time.
52:27Eleven minutes ago.
52:29There's only six of us work there.
52:31Why do we need a HR policy?
52:33What's that?
52:36Eleven months ago.
52:37Check out my emails.
52:40There's only six of us work there.
52:43You didn't have HR policy last year.
52:49What's that?
52:52You didn't have HR policy last year.
52:55I've heard it.
52:56Your dreams are up in hubs.
52:58Because they say they can't compete with you.
53:02And you've stopped the day with a little syllable.
53:08Left unfinished.
53:14When you move to kiss me.
53:17You
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