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00:04Evil has struck our peaceful little town of Albuquerque.
00:09Charlie Willow, a devout school teacher and a pillar of our community,
00:14has been kidnapped under terrible circumstances.
00:19Who did this? Why did they do this? How did they do this?
00:23I promise every one of these questions will be answered.
00:26You can count on me, fellow citizens, as Governor of New Mexico.
00:31I am at your service, as always, and at the service of justice.
00:37Signed, Elizabeth Z.
00:40Elizabeth with a Z, and Z with a Z.
00:43As always, I remain...
00:45Oh, okay. You're not finished.
00:47...the protector of the tired and oppressed of this nation.
00:51Okay. Send it to the Bordel and Herald. Front page only.
00:57I said to be discreet and meticulous.
01:00She fought back.
01:02So what? You better fix this, Lieutenant.
01:04Or else this whole thing will blow up in our face in a very non-meticulous way.
01:15Our project's final date is in 13 days.
01:18Before then, it is crucial that you and your men capture and question the school teacher.
01:22I need to know what she knows. Who she's working with.
01:27Speaking of which, have you identified the third person living here?
01:31The third?
01:46Her name is Louise.
01:49Based on her books, she can't be older than 18.
01:51Your target list just got longer, Lieutenant.
01:54So throw that adobe in a mass grave and start your search.
01:59Okay, I got it all.
02:02Uh, so for adobe, should I put that in quotes?
02:06Given the fact that it's a bit racist and we're not talking about pottery.
02:10Are you still taking notes? That's not for the paper.
02:12What we're doing is illegal.
02:13Oh.
02:16Okay, so where should I stop?
02:56What?
02:57Can a guy change his mind?
03:08Can a guy change his mind?
03:09Haven't spotted her horse.
03:12Hope she didn't skip out of town.
03:13What?
03:21Guess not.
03:35What happened with her?
03:36Her?
03:38She's dangerous.
03:39To herself and the people around her.
03:41Did she try to run away?
03:42Yeah, four times.
03:44But she's no good at it.
03:46This time she hit in the middle of a herd of cows.
03:49She was even mooing.
03:50She was almost trampled to death.
03:52So I had no choice.
03:54I had to cover.
03:57She's uncontrollable.
03:59Another hour with her and I was a goner.
04:02And I survived two Mexican revolutions, I'll have you know.
04:07Go rest, my friend.
04:09I'll get her under control.
04:10Hey.
04:11No one controls me.
04:14No one.
04:17Okay.
04:23You're real lucky I'm tied up.
04:26Or else I'd knock your teeth out.
04:28Knock your legs out.
04:30Knock your horse out.
04:31You don't know who you're messing with.
04:33You don't know where I'm from.
04:34Albuquerque.
04:36I don't mean literally.
04:44Sure you don't want me to untie you?
04:46I don't want your help.
04:47That's not what you said yesterday.
04:48Carol, I changed my mind.
04:49You think I'm going to sit here waiting for your help all day?
04:52I don't need you.
04:53You don't know the Wild West.
04:54The Wild West doesn't know me, okay?
05:05Still good?
05:06You staying tied up?
05:07I'm not hungry.
05:08Plus there are no veggies.
05:09Wrong.
05:10It's got red beans.
05:10Yeah, but it's a legume.
05:11It grows in the dirt, right?
05:12It's a vegetable.
05:25So, let's get back to your case.
05:28Tell me about Charlie.
05:35How'd you know my mom's name was Charlie?
05:40You said so.
05:40But I didn't.
05:41You did?
05:42Yeah, you did.
05:43Yesterday you said,
05:44we have to go save my mom whose name is Charlie.
05:46That so doesn't sound like me.
05:48Whatever.
05:49Back to the case.
05:50You said your dad wasn't around.
05:51So I guess there's no...
05:52No.
05:54No childhood sweetheart.
05:55No companion.
05:56No banjo player.
05:57What does that have to do with anything?
05:59She could have gone to them for help.
06:01No.
06:02The only man in our lives was Tukum.
06:05Is she a native?
06:05Yeah.
06:07But that's not his real name.
06:08I nicknamed him Tukum because I Tukum as my grandpa.
06:12But his real name is Broken Wing.
06:21I waited for my mom all night.
06:29I waited for her.
06:29I waited for her.
06:29In the early morning,
06:30I noticed an opening behind the shelf.
06:56And I found this.
06:57Behind the bookcase.
07:00You found Charlie's gun in that bag?
07:02How'd you know?
07:04That's the kind of bag you keep to run away.
07:05Run away from what?
07:06She's a teacher.
07:07What else is in it?
07:11Some bullets.
07:12A bunch of matches.
07:14A knife.
07:15I mean, it's still a ladies travel bag,
07:17so I'll spare you the perfume.
07:19Lipstick.
07:20Headscarf.
07:22But the most surprising thing in here
07:26is a sheriff's star.
07:33I found that in front of the house the other day.
07:36What's weird is those birds don't live here.
07:39Cora Gypsatratus.
07:43The black vultures.
07:44Okay.
07:45And how do you know all that?
07:46Charlie overprotected me.
07:48My only friends were my books.
07:50Well, you ought to thank her.
07:52Because now we have a lead.
07:54We're going to Mafia Town.
08:14Like I tell.
08:15The?
08:34The nuestras?
08:51the feather you found belongs to a fence who lives here scavenger Mary yeah she's just like a vulture
08:57with feathers in her top hat but Tukum do you think she no she's not a killer but she might
09:04have seen who did it hang on Missy so listen we're gonna question her but we'll do it my way
09:11calmly discreetly am I staying out of trouble my hands not fully healed okay
09:31foreclosure notice Doug dogs and bank what is this a notice that the bank no one's her store
09:37what it means is that the scavengers in jail for fencing no living in debt we have to talk to
09:44her hey it's a hundred dollars to see her that's the price of a horse those are the sheriff's orders
09:49that's robbery I'd be careful girl cuz insulting a sheriff's deputy is 200 don't mind her we'll go
09:55see the sir you'll find him in the saloon ask for Doug dogson the banker the banker the sheriff and
10:02the saloon manager okay thank you hey come on hang on you're gonna let him boss us around I don't
10:17want
10:17things to go sideways given the symbol in his neck what is it a tattoo a scar he was branded
10:22with an
10:22iron just like cattle hello we're looking for Doug dogson well then look no further but I'm warning you
10:38if you're from the health department everything here is spotless perfectly legal sheriff approved I bet it
10:48is given the number of deputies who helped you enforce the law that's a nice collection ah those those
11:01are my pride and joy some people display their diplomas I show my foreclosures mr. dogson's a
11:06humanitarian an educated investor oh and let's not forget to mention his good looks are they as good as
11:12whiskey five dollars a shot it's for too many right you know what do you think oh well you know
11:21better
11:21than me exactly well then a round of ten dollar shots for everyone paid for by you yes with pleasure
11:35sir
11:42of course here's to Doug dogson you know before he got here this town was financially ruined because
11:53of all the bank properties in total we lost two hundred and thirteen thousand dollars aha let me guess
11:57doxon shows up with two hundred and thirteen thousand and opens up a new bank hey how did you
12:02know that hey blabbermouth stop your chatter you're disturbing customers don't worry about it it's such an
12:17honor to be strangled by a man who's so successful I think you got your point and I think he's
12:21willing to
12:21pay me good money to keep on going isn't that right for that much you can swallow his tongue for
12:40that
12:40much let go of him it's gonna take more than that to stop the long arm of the law like
12:46for instance
12:46your shiny coats that you're just itching to use you know both your belts are pretty nice too
13:22you have to go see the mayor if anyone can restore authority in this town he can
13:28hey Louise you listening yeah the mayor town authority and all that okay let's go no I think
13:34I'm gonna stay here because because well if we leave the horses alone given what's going on
13:42I bet they'll get impounded okay hmm you stay put yep promise I'll just be here if I'm wanted
13:49I mean needed why wanted because wanted can mean so many different things to all sorts of people
14:09mr. mayor you're the only one who can unite the citizens yeah I know help them defend themselves
14:16against dogson and his swindling methods it's all legal that's the catch they were broke the only bank in
14:23town dishing out loans charging sky-high interest rates as a result he made all the indebted vendors
14:27go bankrupt he bought their stores for a dollar so he owns everything and controls the prices and
14:32those who don't pay go to jail but if he hadn't robbed the bank no one would be broke yes
14:37I know
14:37but we've never been able to prove it and since the current sheriff won't investigate himself
14:42you're right this won't be simple but now mr. mayor we better get going my thoughts exactly
14:49hang on you're not leaving are you of course not heaven should be
15:20don't you dare move
15:22that's right that's right surprise oh I don't know where it's keeping me from
15:27from putting a hole in you got a 38 behind your head and another one in your back
15:38your turn
15:40who are you
15:46Lily the kid
15:48Luke
15:50dang it I was fooled by the bottle trick again
15:52what are you doing here
15:54nothing bad
15:54nothing bad
15:55you almost killed my
15:56fellow partner
15:57trainee
15:57whoa whoa how long is it gonna pop her
16:01she's my wife
16:03what
16:03well yeah
16:05mrs. the kid
16:14you got married to billy the kid
16:16yeah real quick
16:17whoa
16:18I was looking for my mom
16:19I had no horse I was in a hurry
16:20I ran into him in a small town didn't know who he was
16:23so when I saw that he liked me I said hey let's get married
16:25he said okay let's get married so we got married
16:27he got really drunk to celebrate
16:29and I took off with a source
16:30that seems normal
16:31oh it's fine that this happens all the time here
16:33what are you talking about
16:33you're saying this doesn't happen here
16:34you don't
16:35you're right
16:36yeah
16:36kind of
16:36but that's not even the problem
16:38the problem is he's the worst desperado in history
16:40no need to worry about that Luke
16:42I'm not the worst
16:43and not a desperado either
16:46I was a child star but now
16:48I'm nothing
16:50what happened to you?
16:51you're a pretty man
16:54it messed me up good
16:56the acne
16:57the growing pains
16:57and zero muscle mass
16:58I sounded like a bullfrog
17:01no one recognized me anymore
17:04I was no longer the kid
17:06just billy
17:08so just now
17:09when you said my full name
17:11I almost cried
17:14I've been doubting myself lately
17:17I have asthma
17:18and a bunch of other weird stuff
17:20I was released for good behavior
17:22I fell in love
17:26and then I filed a complaint
17:28for the horse
17:30I filed a complaint
17:43it's time
17:44first Dawgson
17:45then scavenger Mary
17:46you two stay here
17:49Luke?
17:51Luke where are you going?
17:53I'm gonna run for mayor
17:55we'll need everybody to beat him
17:56that's how we'll get Mary out of jail
17:59why don't we just shoot them all
18:00hey
18:01my mom's in danger
18:02do you want to save her or not?
18:04do you?
18:05do you want to save her?
18:06when you provoke people
18:07when you steal things
18:08when you act before thinking
18:09the truth is
18:11you're not trying to save her
18:12you're pretending to be a cowboy
18:14so let me
18:15do what I have to do
18:16and you
18:17you listen to me
18:18you find a way to get rid of him
18:23citizens
18:24today is a great day
18:26for our beautiful democracy
18:27to fully and freely express itself
18:29let us rejoice
18:31in this wonderful opportunity
18:33you've been given
18:33to anonymously cast your vote
18:35for me
18:37however
18:38should anyone wish
18:39to initiate a debate
18:40they may come forward
18:42and join me on stage
18:48I'd like to initiate a debate
18:54and I think I'll initiate it
18:56from right here
18:57go ahead
19:03citizens of
19:03speak up sir
19:04we can't hear you
19:05well please continue
19:09citizens of
19:09and citizenesses
19:10of maf
19:11that's right
19:11of Mafia Town
19:12exactly
19:13go on
19:25Billy
19:28I wanted to tell you that
19:29I
19:30well I love you too
19:31no that's not it
19:33I wanted to say
19:34I'm sorry for running off like that
19:35oh
19:37did you find my note?
19:43sorry about the horse
19:44sorry about the wedding
19:45this is the worst goodbye
19:46I've ever written
19:49thing is
19:50I'm looking for my mom
19:51she was kidnapped
19:53I don't even know
19:54if she's still alive
19:57every second that goes by
19:58she's a step farther from me
19:59waiting around
20:00makes me want to scream
20:05and so I took your horse
20:09and what does that look like
20:11a mom
20:14because I didn't really get to know mine
20:17I don't know other moms
20:18I only know mine
20:20and mine is
20:37Billy
20:38want to go stick up
20:39someone with me?
20:45that's a bunch of nonsense
20:47I'd like to point out
20:48that my opponent's speaking time
20:50has almost run out
20:51ladies and gentlemen
20:52I only have one thing to
21:00one thing to say
21:01which is
21:05in the face of such eloquence
21:10let's vote
21:10no you can't vote
21:12step right up
21:12and cast your vote
21:13for Doug Dawson
21:14that's right
21:16people
21:17very good
21:18it's democracy in motion
21:33how's your asthma attack?
21:34is it finished?
21:35yeah but I wanted to rob someone
21:36not free the competition
21:38okay let's go on three
21:39one
21:39two
21:40wait hang on a second
21:42on three
21:43or on thirteen
21:45thirteen's not bad
21:45it gives us time to
21:46what are you doing?
21:47I told you to stay there
21:48and get rid of him
21:48get rid of who?
21:50let me do that
21:50what about you?
21:51weren't you supposed to win the elections?
21:53so?
21:54so?
21:54change of plans
21:55how many are there inside?
21:58hmm
22:00hmm
22:01both
22:31what are you supposed to do?
22:55Wow, how lucky you looked there.
23:04Lucky Lou, you're freeing us?
23:09I'm Erin, the others are in the back, you take care of her.
23:22We figured if we knocked her out she'd be easier to carry.
23:24Oh, you mean as opposed to when she's awake and walking, hmm?
23:28Hey, it's my first jailbreak. And Calamity Jane always knocks out the people she kidnaps.
23:32Well, maybe she doesn't need to make them talk.
23:41Yeah, she's dead.
23:42No, look, she's breathing.
23:43You can be dead and be breathing.
23:44Sure. Okay, and the prisoners? What about them?
23:47They locked themselves in their cell. They're too scared of Dawson.
23:51Okay, so even free they're not free. We have to stop Dawson.
23:55What about my mom? The point is to save my mom.
23:58Okay, so what do you want to do? Do you want to knock her out again to wake her up?
24:01Hmm.
24:02Okay, Billy.
24:06What?
24:08We're gonna need your help.
24:09Yes!
24:14I'm sorry.
24:26Money.
24:27Bags.
24:28Two minutes.
24:30Nice.
24:32Direct.
24:32Not too many words so he can't recognize you, Luke.
24:35Lucky Luke?
24:37Never heard of him.
24:37Have you become a desperado?
24:39No, but you're becoming annoying.
24:41Everybody stay calm.
24:42I'll get the money.
24:43That was a good bank robber line.
24:48233, 234, 235 out of 235 votes.
24:52Doug Dugson wins by an absolute, absolute majority.
24:54Yay!
24:56Thank you, guys.
24:57Thank you very much, Mike.
24:58I would like to applaud my opponent for his vain attempt to...
25:04Where did that little weasel go?
25:06No.
25:09Find him.
25:17Perfect.
25:18Now, keep it loose in the hips.
25:21One.
25:22Two.
25:24Three.
25:25Four.
25:29Would you kindly turn around, Luke?
25:31Real slow.
25:37Three.
25:40Three.
25:42Four.
25:44Ten.
25:53Two.
25:57One.
26:00One.
26:00Two.
26:05You're fast, Luke.
26:15Can I buy you a drink?
26:17A dollar won't even buy you a shot of whiskey here.
26:20Well, a dollar's not to buy you a drink. It's to buy you a bar.
26:23Hey, did you guys hear what he just said?
26:28Yeah, I might be a bit short, but that's normal.
26:32Because I bought your horses, all your weapons, and all your men.
26:36I even bought new teeth for one of them.
26:38You're all alone, Doug.
26:45And where did you find the money for this?
26:47I went to your bank.
26:53Like you said, we bought all your weapons.
27:00I'll report you to the county, to the state, to the Supreme Court.
27:05You're a bunch of crooks.
27:07You thieves.
27:09You're a bunch of crooks.
27:11Whitmer!
27:11President!
27:13President!
27:14President over!
27:14President over!
27:21Come and get your foreclosures!
27:38Wait, what?
27:40You're welcome.
27:41I mean, it's kind of...
27:42It's new to me to hear that.
27:43I like it.
27:49He's right.
27:51No, wait, don't let go.
27:53Oh, I want to thank you two.
28:11You don't like thank you too much, do you?
28:13I usually leave before that.
28:15We're already late.
28:15Let's go.
28:16The three of us?
28:17No way.
28:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:19We're not taking him with us.
28:21Look how cute he is.
28:22They are always lonesome.
28:25Under one condition.
28:27You're responsible for him.
28:28You won't even notice him.
28:29I won't feed him.
28:30I won't clean up after him.
28:32It's funny.
28:32It sounds like you're talking about a puppy.
28:34Pardon?
28:35Hey, I don't mind at all.
28:36I'm flattered.
28:39Thanks for getting me out of jail.
28:41But as for your claim, I'm sure it's some kind of judicial error.
28:44That bracelet belongs to my mom.
28:46You stole it from her.
28:48No, I found the beads on the ground.
28:50On top of it, the string is mine.
28:51Well, I found your feather on my front porch.
28:54Mary.
28:57Okay, you're right.
29:00I was scavenging in the area.
29:01I heard a gunshot and yelling, and by the time I got there, I saw a stagecoach pulling away with
29:05a woman bound inside.
29:06That's when I saw the bead on the porch.
29:08You didn't go into the house?
29:09Well, no, because there was a trail of beads on the road.
29:11She was dropping them to be rescued.
29:12Well, I was doing my job as an outlaw and followed them all the way to their frickin' boonies.
29:17But that's where I saw the stagecoach again.
29:18It was stopped.
29:20Halted.
29:20That's a good thing, right?
29:22It's not that great, really.
29:23A gang of bandits was robbing it.
29:25Which bandits?
29:31They were dressed in yellow and black, and they were four.
29:39It's not that great.
29:41It's never here.
29:41END
29:41So you go, look.
29:41I think it's a great hymn.
29:42You know, be so great.
29:43I want to walk.
29:43I want to walk.
29:43You know, I'm so grateful.
29:44I want to walk in the chair.
29:44Go.
29:44Go.
29:45Go.
29:45Go.
29:46Go.
29:48Go.
29:51Go.
29:51Go.
29:51Go ahead.
29:53Go.
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