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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it, wait, let's watch it again, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group chat?
00:13The other day.
00:13Oh, stop.
00:15This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm gonna send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:27What?
00:27Sally from Jiu Jitsu?
00:29Yes!
00:30Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35So hard, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:26But first line of your address?
01:27Flat 96 Lawson Court.
01:30And you're 12 weeks, three days.
01:32Lovely.
01:32Well let's go.
01:33We've actually had a bit of a journey, haven't we?
01:38We've had three losses.
01:40Oh, okay.
01:42And one of them was actually at the...
01:43We had a miscarriage at 12 weeks.
01:48Okay, yeah.
01:50We're a bit nervous.
01:51Okay, no problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Her back's been a little bit.
01:58It's fine.
02:00Shh.
02:00Yep.
02:06Can you tell us as soon as you like?
02:09I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can, I will let you know how things are looking.
02:17Okay.
02:25Right.
02:27Put that in.
02:28Hmm.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so...
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there, so you can't have a bit of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements, and it can take me a while to find baby, but I will
02:59let you know what I find as soon as I can.
03:01Okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:04Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:12Okay.
03:16Okay.
03:16Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:25One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
04:04The dreams are up in arms because they're going to say they can't compete with you.
04:11Stopped the day with a little syllable, left unfinished, when you knew you'd kiss me.
04:30Now each one bursts like a volcano, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:53Oh, bloody hell.
05:01Is it okay?
05:04Oh, it's more than okay.
05:32Oh, it's okay.
05:45morning love sleep well yes i slept well mom did you sleep well why are you so obsessed with how
05:54i
05:54slept shall i bring your bags down i can bring my own bags down thanks dad i'm driving myself
06:04at the university i think i can bring my bags down
06:48i'm sorry
06:54he's your father there's nothing i can do
07:01right i've got everything you need i've got kit kats i've got donuts i've got orange
07:05fanta i've got lemon fanta i've made cakes
07:10nothing for the cakes well okay
07:20so
07:41Oh
08:01Oh
08:34Let me know if you fancy some cake
08:44Yeah, not too great to be honest
08:51You feel really terrible
08:53No, it's seriously
08:56It's awful
09:02Just a glass of ice, please
09:05A pint
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too
09:10Ready?
09:12Yep
09:13And two pint glasses of ice
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have?
09:21Yeah
09:21Yeah
09:22The doctors were actually amazed by my placenta
09:27Yeah
09:37Ugh
10:07Ugh
10:12Ham sandwiches?
10:15I'm just trying to think of some meals I know to make
10:17Good one
10:18So what's that?
10:20Ham, butter, bread
10:21Yep
10:22Crisps
10:23Yeah
10:29Okay
10:29Okay
10:30I was literally just around the corner
10:36We've been here 15 minutes
10:38You're hilarious
10:39You're hilarious
10:40Just text me
10:41Well, okay, so you actually want me to get here later because you want me to stop rushing and text
10:45you
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:50I'm getting very mixed messages
11:04We're actually, um, we're actually going to go out
11:17So many potholes in the road
11:23The little holes in the road
11:25We call them potholes
11:28Council are supposed to fill them in
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational services to fill
11:39a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky
11:58Careful, please
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:09Ah, Jesus
12:10Okay, let's
12:11Come down now, Daniel
12:12That's enough
12:13No
12:13That's enough
12:23Did you ever bite the bottom?
12:28Really?
12:31You've never done it?
12:34Did you bite the bottom?
12:40And then you suck it
12:42You know, like
12:44You know straws, yeah?
12:47It's like a straw
12:50Mm-hmm
12:53You suck it
13:01Let me see
13:06Come in
13:07Come in
13:07Be patient
13:19You're good at that
13:33Did you see my email?
13:36Uh, yep, sorry
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah?
13:42And send it on
13:43Of course, yeah
13:46If you can
13:47Just reply when I email you
13:50Absolutely
13:51Absolutely
13:52Yep
13:52Yep
14:12What's the buzz then?
14:13If you want to speak to me
14:13Come in here
14:22You can hear you there?
14:24Have you seen the size of my piles?
14:29I don't hear about your piles.
14:33I don't hear about your piles!
14:39I guess you just like your cloth.
14:42A tea towel.
14:47Yeah.
14:48It's a tea towel.
14:50It's made with, like, special salt.
14:53It's a tea towel.
14:55They call that muslin and charge you three times as much.
14:58It's not a tea towel.
14:59What do you use it for?
15:01Just...
15:04Just, like, wiping my sick and stuff.
15:11Jesus.
15:15Baby's gonna be sick on you.
15:18Yeah.
15:21Sick and dribble.
15:24We'll be mopping like piss and shit.
15:27Oh, no.
15:28Mopping all the...
15:29Lisa?
15:30Yes.
15:50Oh, fingers.
15:52Oh, my God, the fingers, yeah.
15:58It's so busy.
16:00Oh, I think we're in trouble here.
16:03Okay, so, two hands, five fingers on each hand, two feet, ten toes.
16:10Oh, my God, the toes.
16:13Huh.
16:14They're moving a lot.
16:16That's...
16:17That's good, you know?
16:18It's all what we'd hope to see.
16:20Yeah.
16:22And if you look here,
16:26that thing there,
16:28that's his willy.
16:33Huh.
16:48Little boy.
16:59What's happened to me?
17:05I don't know.
17:40so
18:21I'm not going to be like
18:26I'm not going to be like
18:28you have to be
18:30this you have to be that
18:34I'm going to have to be all the best good stuff
18:35I think sometimes dad's
18:40can be, not my dad
18:42but maybe
18:44dad's dad a little bit
18:47I get in the way you've been
18:48who you are
18:54but this is
19:00what a privilege
19:06little boy
19:13it's the greatest privilege
19:25so you just whisk up the eggs, brown milk, a touch of salt
19:31then you have to get the oil hot
19:33how hot
19:34oh like
19:35hot
19:36can kill it for you
19:39how do you know it's hot enough
19:42it spits
19:45yeah not a lot of people do that
19:46but it's something I figured out quite early on
19:52did you make up this recipe yourself
19:56kind of
20:00now I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon
20:04poor mum
20:04I mean what has she got herself into
20:08I bet they row quite a lot don't they
20:10he was crying the other night
20:11oh Simon was
20:13was he
20:15he was crying
20:17oh god I love that
20:18Simon crying
20:21I cry sometimes
20:24no you don't
20:27no we had a great time
20:28okay
20:30I had pancakes
20:32really
20:32wow
20:35yeah it's kind of awkward
20:37but he asked if I could stay for lunch
20:43but I don't want to
20:44no
20:45if Simon's
20:46Simon's at his mum's
20:48don't worry I'll
20:49no
20:50no
20:51night lights in the front pocket
20:52no
20:53it's fine
20:54say
20:54it's nice that he asked you
20:58yeah
21:05damage
21:11bloody hell
21:14that's us I
21:15yeah
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning
21:20fuck you
21:24oh my god I'm leaking
21:29you're so sexy
21:47you're here for NCC
21:49yeah
22:01I've got a very good birth plan
22:03it is a good one actually
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub
22:05that's my birth plan
22:06you probably will as well
22:10we've been doing hypnobirthing
22:11haven't we
22:12yeah
22:12I want to go for a lotus birth
22:16because I really think you should
22:18whereas I'm really young
22:23I can see
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding
22:41I've made a playlist
22:43you're going to give birth on all fours aren't you
22:45like an animal
22:47then it's sweets
22:48chocolate
22:49caffeine for you
22:52yeah I'll need my caffeine
23:04no we haven't really
23:06considered it yet have we
23:09it's been
23:10quite hard to think of it as
23:16real
23:21maternity unit
23:24midwife
23:26midwifery unit
23:28what's the difference
23:31god knows
23:35I want there to be doctors
23:36you just put doctors
23:39capital letters
23:42doctors
23:44tons of doctors
23:46all the painkillers
23:47just put
23:47give me a look
23:51who do I want to be with me
23:53during the labour
23:54what that
23:57good idea
23:58yeah
23:58mm-mm
23:59I think your mum will come
24:01I could ask her
24:02I'd love that
24:03she could stand there
24:04being fucking inane
24:06wow
24:07it would be perfect
24:18do you want to be there
24:19if it's forceps
24:21or vacuum
24:24oh
24:25what's like
24:26the baby's guided out
24:29using a cap
24:30fitted to its head
24:31by suction
24:31shut up
24:37oh my god
24:38they're so gross
24:41I don't know
24:44yeah okay
24:45whatever
24:45clear
24:46get
24:57do we want to use
24:59a special
25:01ld or
25:02p
25:03room
25:06is there an option for you to pack those
25:08yeah it actually is
25:12we need to look this up
25:16I think
25:18you really need it for me to spend the
25:21birth reminding you to be positive
25:26it's weird that that's not an option
25:28yeah I'd love that actually
25:30it's just useful
25:31to be reminded
25:39I'm starting to worry this is actually going to happen
25:43huh
25:45that'd be silly
25:45so I'm going to fall apart
25:46if you'll have an affair
25:48I'll end up getting divorced
25:52I've had hundreds
25:57what?
25:57what?
25:58what is
25:58a
26:01PCI
26:02not me
26:05you don't want to know
26:13hi
26:15come in
26:15come in
26:16excellent
26:17thanks
26:17Daniel
26:18your dad's here
26:20sorry I'm just on a zoom
26:21Japanese
26:21don't seem to notice
26:22it's just the weekend
26:23I can't find the bag
26:26coming
26:27could you drop him off a bit later tomorrow
26:29like 5.36
26:30we've got a scat
26:32absolutely
26:33she's been a bit anxious
26:34since the 12 weeks
26:37have you packed your bazooka?
26:39no
26:40have you packed your whisky?
26:42no
26:42your gin
26:42your wine
26:43your beer
26:44no
26:45oh no you've forgotten
26:47have you packed your dog
26:48don't you
26:54on it
27:06give you $25
27:17wait
27:18she's going to break
27:24Don't do this, mate.
27:25No!
27:29I just cooked that whole meal for you.
27:31No!
27:31You're being unbearable!
28:12I'm going to put it in the pan, but I'm going to put it in the pan.
28:14I'm going to put it in the pan.
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:38What?
28:39Am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has cooked for
28:44you?
28:44What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
29:17Feel that?
29:29Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice...
29:31Oh, wow.
29:34Did you feel that?
29:35Yeah.
29:35Yeah.
29:40I think his feet must be down there, which means he's moving.
29:47Oh.
29:49That big one.
29:50Oh, God.
29:57Okay.
30:02Nah, I'm in.
30:03I can't wait.
30:04Jimmy cannot wait.
30:08Can you stop that?
30:10What?
30:11In it, like, how does it come around so far?
30:15I don't know.
30:16I feel like it's an appropriate boner.
30:18That's why I'm going to eat the rounds.
30:19But, yeah.
30:24Well, I'll probably come to yours in, like, an hour and a half, maybe.
30:28But I still got some stuff to pack in every year.
30:37Yeah.
30:38So, stretch seats.
30:42Yep.
30:43What's this stretch seat?
30:48Okay, so it's like...
30:51It's like it covers all his body?
30:55Yeah.
30:56Cold days.
30:57Bedtime.
31:04Boaties.
31:06Socks.
31:06What the fuck are booties?
31:07Shoes.
31:09Shoes.
31:11It's called shoes.
31:13He's got his big coat.
31:15What about his cashmere?
31:16Oh, shut up.
31:17What?
31:17He won't wear cashmere.
31:19He won't take clothes.
31:20He won't take my thermals.
31:22Of course he won't take your bloody thermals.
31:24He needs layers.
31:25Would you have worn your dad's thermals?
31:26He has.
31:32People are like, great, you're pregnant.
31:35Oh God.
31:36Now you can forget about it.
31:37Put all that behind you.
31:38Yeah, because it's easy.
31:40Shrug it off.
31:45We'll be sat here when we're icy
31:46and we'll still be thinking about them.
31:57This is great.
31:58Oh, God.
31:59That's already set me up.
32:06Is that all the bacon?
32:09No.
32:24Yeah, Maya was like,
32:26it's going to be amazing.
32:29I just kind of nod and do that smile.
32:34I know that smile.
32:35Yeah, it's great.
32:36You do that to me.
32:38Funny when you're being poor, yeah?
32:42We don't know if he's going to be healthy or whatever when he comes out.
32:52What's he going to be like?
32:57What's he going to be like?
33:00Oil.
33:02Don't need it.
33:04The fat from the bacon...
33:06It quits in its own fat.
33:06Exactly.
33:08Huh?
33:11Eggs.
33:12Right, you've got three options.
33:14Fried, boiled, scrambled, poached.
33:17That's four.
33:25Mum!
33:27Mum!
33:28Lisa!
33:31There's no way of knowing who he's going to be.
33:50I guess I'm worried about the birth itself.
33:55No, it's fine.
33:57I'm going to breathe through the pain.
34:00Hmm.
34:02Yeah.
34:06The...
34:06The pain can be quite extreme, though, can't it?
34:11Yes.
34:12Which is why I plan to breathe through it.
34:19God, it's also terrifying.
34:20I'm going to have to hold her hand.
34:22I'm going to sleep in a chair.
34:24Listen to her screaming.
34:26You've got earplugs.
34:29If you're so loud.
34:33We're not worried at all, are we?
34:35No, no.
34:36Easy.
34:37We like to keep positive, don't we?
34:40Yeah, we're really positive people.
34:42Especially me.
34:44Ha, ha, ha.
34:54Ha, ha.
35:01Next time.
35:03Yeah, I swear.
35:04Don't you remember?
35:08What are you doing here?
35:09Same as you, I reckon.
35:11Open a hole for your sight.
35:16Oh, careful of the pint, careful of the pint.
35:21Oh, it's been a while.
35:23Yeah, no, what's it been, like?
35:25A few months?
35:26More than a few.
35:27Well, time flies only having fun.
35:30Always having fun, mate, always having fun.
35:32Oh.
35:35You look good, mate.
35:37Thanks for noticing.
35:39You noticing how I look now?
35:42Do I need to be worried?
35:43Oh, yeah, you do, actually.
35:45You need to be very worried.
35:46Uh-oh.
35:49Uh-oh's right.
35:57Happy birthday, mate.
35:58Yeah, you're alright.
35:59Happy birthday, mate.
36:00We've got to get into that.
36:01That's fine.
36:02You want to see us?
36:04Yeah.
36:12So how you been?
36:14You following me?
36:16Always following you.
36:17Like a bad smell.
36:19Yeah, I wonder what it was.
36:25How's everything with Amanda?
36:27And Olive?
36:29Olive?
36:30Yeah.
36:30Yeah.
36:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:33All good, mate.
36:34All good.
36:34It's all just, like, yeah, you know, photos.
36:39Yeah.
36:44Great about your baby.
36:47Oh, yeah.
36:48Congratulations.
36:49Thanks, yeah.
36:50Is it?
36:51Congratulations, or?
36:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:53Great.
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone.
36:59No, that's great, mate.
37:01Didn't want to tempt fate.
37:02No, no.
37:02Uh, Matt mentioned it, and...
37:04Yeah.
37:05What have you done?
37:06We've...
37:07I know, right?
37:09Commiserations.
37:10Your life's over.
37:13Enjoy it while you can.
37:16I think so.
37:18Yeah, can I have two parts of the island?
37:21No, actually, we've been trying for a while.
37:26No bad thing.
37:29One way to get her to sleep, with you.
37:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:32Mm-hmm.
37:34Mm-hmm.
37:35Mm-hmm.
37:36Mm-hmm.
37:36Oh, yeah.
37:39Mm-hmm.
37:40Mm-hmm.
37:40Mm-hmm.
37:43Well, it's been a difficult time, to be honest.
37:47Cause...
37:47Cause we actually managed to get pregnant before.
37:51Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, can I get four pints?
37:54Do you want one?
37:55I'll get him.
37:56I'll get him.
37:56No, I'll get him.
37:56No, no.
37:56Come on, I'll get him.
37:57No, I'll get him.
37:58No, come on.
37:58I'll get him.
37:59Oh, I'll get a prony.
38:01I'll get the next one.
38:02Uh, five pints of prony and a Guinness.
38:05Thanks.
38:06Thanks.
38:07Oh.
38:12so you were you were trying and oh yeah yeah it's been tricky really a bit of a tricky time
38:26and we actually got pregnant three times previously but
38:37um yeah all right yeah
38:48that must have been hard for lisa
38:52yeah that must have been really tough for you really tough but she'll be all right yeah
38:59yeah she's a tough one scary woman thanks
39:09at least it's all over now you're gonna have a baby so
39:16yeah well hopefully yeah you can put it all behind you
39:26I bet you were you were strong now were you nothing can knock the big guy
39:35not really I try to be like positive and stuff be like a strong one but
39:46yeah they really work
39:56sometimes I think you you do something because it seems like obviously the right thing to do
40:05and even though you you you've thought about it and you thought about it from like
40:10all the different angles that you think there is
40:16and it still just turns out to be a fucking catastrophe
40:32it's fun yeah oh yeah it's great
40:37I love it
40:49you're right mate
40:51yeah
41:15here you are thanks oh oh thanks
41:23a few more of these
41:25always
41:42yeah he's he's nearly ready
41:45Daniel my dad
41:49come in
41:50I'm good
41:51it's cold come in
41:53I'm good
41:54Simon's out
41:56I'm good
41:57okay
41:59what are you even doing up there
42:05what can we see
42:08can we see on the bus
42:17very peaceful
42:20how old
42:2214 months
42:23amazing
42:26I'm on my own so
42:29tell me about it I've got two
42:31two
42:32and don't live with them sadly
42:34it's not my choice
42:36oh that's really hard
42:38yeah I miss him
42:39I
42:44so you're a single dad then
42:48if you want to know if I'm single you can just ask me if I'm single
42:52sorry I didn't mean
42:53no I'm kidding
42:59hello
43:01hello
43:09Hey.
43:52Stephen.
43:58Stephen.
44:01I think I'm having contractions.
44:06I'm having contractions.
44:10Can you stop looking at me?
44:17I'm not looking at you.
44:21Stop looking at me!
44:28I'm fine!
44:31Everyone's always overreacting.
44:35Everything.
44:38People have been giving birth for thousands of years.
44:41They think it's going to be hard,
44:44so they make it hard.
44:46Whereas this is like that.
44:49It's a natural process.
44:50Yeah.
44:53How hard can it be?
45:00It's ten minutes since the last one.
45:03Are you good?
45:07Yeah.
45:08I've got this.
45:09You got the car seat?
45:11I don't remember your breathing.
45:14You don't have to remind me to breathe.
45:16Why?
45:29Oh.
45:30Oh, wait.
45:31Yeah.
45:32Yeah.
45:36They were every five minutes.
45:38Yeah, 60 seconds every five minutes.
45:40Well, now they've dropped it.
45:41Yeah, because of the car journey now about every eight minutes,
45:45and they are shorter.
45:47They've dropped to 45 seconds.
45:54What does that mean?
46:08I should have left them in the car.
46:11Yeah.
46:22Hi, sorry.
46:23My wife's having contractions in the corridor,
46:26and I was just wondering, is there any chance we're having a room?
46:30She's Lisa.
46:31All my monkeys.
46:56Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor.
46:59Yeah, she's on the list, so when a delivery room becomes available,
47:03she will be given it.
47:03Yeah, I know, but she's literally a woman giving birth in a corridor.
47:06Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse.
47:10Yeah.
47:10Yeah.
47:10Yeah, but I'll see that.
47:16What's this?
47:18Ah, yeah.
47:19They were great, actually.
47:20Any understanding?
47:30Okay, so, uh, quicks. Banana? I'm sorry, I have a twilight in the twilight's, or a flake.
47:45You have to make a bit of a plan if you don't have a flake.
47:49Oh, God.
47:51Yep, yep, yep.
48:13Okay, your leaf ring.
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49:16Oh, God.
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