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00:19¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:58¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:15Né, nuestro trío de ayudarles a aprender sobre nuestra historia de la ciudad a través de nuestros ojos.
01:22Vamos a volver a la año 1757.
01:28Soy Roderick, la harvester de bog.
01:31Cada día, me corto peat en búsqueda para las personas de la ciudad a cocinar su comida.
01:36Peat también hace un excelente camuflaje.
01:39Pero la bog es no solo para comida y combustible, es también para amor.
01:47Nuestro líder de la ciudad, Archibald No-Knows-When, propuso a Annabelle Ross mientras se reunió en peat.
01:54Sí, soy yo, Archibald No-Knows-When.
01:59Hace muchos años, declaré mi amor de la mujer de mis sueños, aquí, en este muy bog.
02:06Sí.
02:07Mi querido y yo vivimos, maravillados por 37 años.
02:14Haciendo una familia con un montón de pequeños niños.
02:18Y siendo el corazón y la corazón de Portrullo.
02:23No, no, no, no, no.
02:25No, no, no.
02:26No, no, no.
02:27No, no, no, no.
02:29No, no, no.
02:31No, no, no, no, no.
02:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:59no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
03:01no, no, no.
03:02¿Qué te traes de vuelta?
03:03Mi piccola ball turnie este weekend
03:05y mi elbow still killing me.
03:07¿Has estado haciendo los ejercicios de physical therapy?
03:09No, eran tan boring.
03:11Y así son los pacientes que no escuchan a mí,
03:13pero siempre cada día.
03:14¿Cómo es el flow urinario?
03:16Es solo un dribble.
03:18Los niños en los urinos nexto me están peando como racehorses.
03:22¿Has estado haciendo los ejercicios de Kegel?
03:24Es muy simple.
03:26Imagina que tu penis es un straw.
03:28¿Kegel?
03:29¿Me?
03:30No, no, es solo mucho.
03:32Es solo mucho.
03:33Mi life me da boob.
03:34¿No me da Tegel?
03:36¿Me piensas?
03:37¿Cómo se tiene lice?
03:38¿Por qué, no, no, no me daño que me shave mi cabeza?
03:43Este es mi cabello.
03:44No, no, no me daño que me shave mi cabeza.
03:46No, no, no me daño que me dejo tu cabeza.
03:48¿Permetran shampoo?
03:49Oh, ok.
03:51¿Qué?
03:52¿Qué?
03:53¿Qué?
03:54¿Cómo se hagan?
03:55¿Cómo se hagan aquí?
04:00¿Qué?
04:03¿Qué?
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05:57¿Qué?
05:57No, no, no, no.
05:58No, no, no.
05:59No, no, no.
05:59No, no.
05:59No, no, no.
06:00No, no.
06:01No, no.
06:02No, no.
06:02So what are we looking for, then?
06:03Somewhere refrigerated big enough to conduct an autopsy.
06:06Whatever you say, Doc.
06:07Whatever you say, Doc.
06:10No.
06:12OK.
06:14Yeah, I got it.
06:16Yeah, I got it.
06:16OK.
06:17Here we go.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Appreciate you lending us the walk in.
06:20Yeah, it's the least we could do.
06:21Oh, I hope the feet don't break off.
06:23No.
06:23If I just...
06:23Watch it.
06:24Watch it.
06:24Watch it.
06:24Watch it.
06:25...y se quedó por el Departamento del Departamento de la salud.
06:28Y ahora estamos emptiendo nuestro walk-in para un muerto...
06:32...muy.
06:33¡Gregg! No seas heartless.
06:35Este hombre merece un buen reporte cuando bien, muerto o no.
06:39Además, no se va a snitch.
06:41¡Aguien!
06:46¡Vamos a un patado hermoso.
06:48¡Vamos a agregar eso a la reporte autopsy.
06:52...y a puncture wound.
06:54¡A la size de una bullet!
06:56¡Justo como la gente de Dan Ceteria en 82!
06:59¡Oh, I love your wild days!
07:00¿Es eso cuando Madonna stole tu cab?
07:02¡Ese!
07:02¿Cuándo didn't Madonna steal mi cab?
07:04¡No uno viene a esta habitación sin mí o Sheriff Milo, ¿entendrán?
07:08¿Por qué, Doc?
07:08¡Doc está bien!
07:09¡Nos tenemos que cerrarlo.
07:11¡No aquí!
07:12¡Oh, no!
07:12¡Hey, hey, guys! ¿Qué está pasando?
07:14¡This hombre puede haber sido muerto!
07:22¡Oh, no!
07:23¡Dale, has habido un murder en Port Wynn!
07:26¡Esfue, hay un error en Port Wynn!
07:27¡Es un error en Port Wynn!
07:28¡¿Es un error en Port Wynn?!
07:28¡Yer we a unerado en Port Wynn!
07:31¡Sharíamos allotando a la dirección!
07:37¡No se llama Port Wynn!
07:38¡Evergon, no se llama Port Wynn!
07:40¡Evergon, no se llama Port Wynn!
07:44¡Evergon, no se llama Port Wynn!
07:48Sí, podría ser murder.
07:49¿Qué?
07:51Es escarible, pero no te preocupes.
07:54Yo organizé Borwen's first ever neighborhood watch
07:57y nominado Sara para lead it.
08:03Y, por supuesto, nuestro propio Dr. Martin Best
08:06va a lead el investigador de la investigación.
08:08Así que si hay preguntas o leads,
08:10por favor, por favor de venir a nosotros, ¿ok?
08:14¿Quiénes?
08:14Sí, güey.
08:16¿Quién es el primer suspect?
08:17¿Tú has alguna leads?
08:18Es aún más tarde.
08:21Figures.
08:22Incompetencia en todo el mundo.
08:23¿Qué deberíamos hacer?
08:25Yo he puesto mucho pensamiento en eso.
08:27¿Doc?
08:35¿Tú todos quieres quedarse vivos?
08:37Sí.
08:39¿Dónde haces tu terapia físico?
08:41Ronnie, toma tu insulina.
08:43Te va a terminar como ese chico en el coche.
08:45¿Cómo, Ronnie?
08:47Every single one of you.
08:49More dietary fiber.
08:52¿Qué?
09:00¿Quiénes?
09:01¿Quiénes?
09:01¿Quiénes?
09:17¿Quiénes?
09:18Hey, no te cuesta.
09:20No te cuesta.
09:21Pero, pero,
09:21yo estoy muy emocionado.
09:23Siempre he wanted a real crime
09:24para resolver
09:25para ser seriado.
09:28¿No?
09:28No, no,
09:29no, no,
09:29no, no,
09:29no, no,
09:30no, no,
09:30no, no,
09:30no, no,
09:31no, no, no,
09:32no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:44¿No?
09:44¿No?
09:47¿Mm-hmm.
09:48¿Mm-hmm?
09:53¿Mm-hmm?
09:54Thought there'd be some blood.
09:56Blood coagulates after death.
09:58¿So why is it so squishy?
09:59Because of the bog water,
10:01cold, acidic,
10:03low oxygen,
10:04preserves tissue,
10:06but not blood flow.
10:07Ah, so it's like working
10:08on a live body,
10:09but without any of the blood.
10:10Exactly.
10:12So when do you think he died?
10:14That is a good question,
10:16my friend.
10:17He could have died
10:18weeks ago,
10:19months ago,
10:20or even years ago.
10:21That really opens up
10:23the pool of potential victims.
10:24Mm-hmm.
10:26And suspects.
10:28Oh.
10:29Okay.
10:31Time in bog, TBD.
10:34Uh, male.
10:36Height, 5'10".
10:38No tattoos.
10:40Red.
10:41Hair.
10:43Nah.
10:44Well, maybe.
10:47Okay, hang tight, Doc.
10:48I gotta go...
10:49I gotta go detective
10:50something real quick.
10:52Sure.
10:54I'll just be done
10:55in a second.
11:08move aside
11:09and let the man go through.
11:11Let the man go through.
11:13Move aside
11:14and let the man go through.
11:16Let the man go through.
11:17Move aside
11:19and let the man...
11:21Greg,
11:22let it together.
11:23Greg,
11:24I'm sorry.
11:26Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
11:29Is that
11:30Josephine Alcott's car
11:32in Ronnie Winslow's driveway?
11:35Wow.
11:37The dust has even settled
11:38on his poor wife's grave.
11:40I don't think the casseroles
11:42are the only thing
11:42she's been cooking up.
11:44Casserolling the hay.
11:46Oh, I come to myself.
11:47Oh, I come to myself.
11:48All right.
11:50A dead body
11:51was found in the bog.
11:53Come on, people.
11:54Think.
11:55Who's our John Doe?
11:57Who do we like for this?
11:59Portoind isn't just
12:00the best place
12:01for lobster rolls.
12:01It's a town full of secrets.
12:04Stay tuned.
12:06I'm Detective Elaine Denton
12:08and this is Claw and Order.
12:11B.O.G.
12:11Dun-dun!
12:13Yeah.
12:14Yeah!
12:15Elaine, you're...
12:16You're pretty good at this.
12:17Really, and that jacket
12:19is really hot.
12:21Oh, yeah?
12:22Yeah, I really like it.
12:26Oh!
12:27Hi.
12:27Hi, Doc.
12:28Uh, we were...
12:28We were just, uh...
12:31Carry on.
12:33Wait a minute.
12:33What's the scoop?
12:34Who's the dead guy?
12:34And how did he die?
12:36Not sure yet.
12:36Still working on it.
12:38You two have a good night.
12:39Wait, what...
12:40What is that?
12:43Were you actually
12:44in a good mood?
12:45Why wouldn't I be?
12:46I finally have a patient
12:47who doesn't talk back.
12:49You did this?
12:51Uh...
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yeah, it's pretty neat, right?
12:55Hmm.
12:55If only you were this good
12:56at your real job.
12:58Hey?
13:05It's scarier when he's nice.
13:20What's wrong with Geneva?
13:23We don't know for sure,
13:25but we think the body
13:26that we found
13:27might be Bruce.
13:29Ah.
13:30Same height,
13:31red hair,
13:32and he may have been shot.
13:34Oh, my goodness.
13:36My Brucey?
13:37I know this is a lot
13:38to take in.
13:40When was the last time
13:42you saw him?
13:43Thanksgiving.
13:44A few years ago.
13:46You know that.
13:47Everyone knows that.
13:48Sure, but you never told us
13:50where he went
13:51or why he left.
13:52Yeah, I didn't want
13:53to talk about it then,
13:55and I sure don't want
13:56to talk about it now.
13:58I know.
13:58What's going on here?
14:00Official police business.
14:01Well, I'm the neighborhood
14:02watching.
14:02She's my best friend.
14:04What's going on?
14:05I don't want you to faint
14:06when I tell you this.
14:07Just spit it out, Mark.
14:10We might have found
14:11Bruce's body.
14:12In the bog?
14:13Mm-hmm.
14:14Geneva, do you think
14:15that might be possible?
14:17Yes.
14:19I did it.
14:21I killed Brucey.
14:22What?
14:23Yep.
14:24I shot my husband,
14:26and I chucked him
14:29in the bog.
14:30Okay.
14:31Okay.
14:31I think I'm gonna need
14:32a minute.
14:33Wait, wait.
14:34Come on.
14:34Do your job.
14:35Lock me up.
14:36What?
14:43Every boy has
14:44married his own history
14:45in an autopsy.
14:47I'm busy, Elaine.
14:48Oh, it's, uh,
14:50it's Louisa.
14:54Hey.
14:54Louisa, right.
14:56Yeah.
14:56Your appointment.
14:57Uh-huh.
14:58How are you?
14:59Um, I'm a little nervous.
15:02Me too.
15:02You are?
15:03Oh, no, I'm sorry.
15:04I don't know why I said that.
15:06Oh, oh, okay.
15:07Of course not.
15:08Blood letting is an easy procedure.
15:10Oh, good.
15:12Elaine didn't come in with you.
15:14She's late.
15:15Uh, she, um,
15:16she stopped at the salty breeze
15:17that she needed her, uh,
15:19Danish fix.
15:20Oh, good.
15:20Good.
15:21I'd hate for work
15:22to get in the way
15:22of her breakfast treats.
15:25How long should this take,
15:27you think?
15:28It's just,
15:29I should probably
15:29get to school soon.
15:31Right, I'll just find a needle.
15:34Finding a needle.
15:42So, how's, uh,
15:44how's school?
15:45Busy.
15:46I'm helping Principal Holloway
15:48with budget cuts.
15:49You know,
15:49I'm rationing out glue sticks
15:51and pricing out pencils.
15:53And...
15:58Just do this.
16:01Right.
16:02Yeah.
16:03Okay, just...
16:04Oh, yeah.
16:07Mm-hmm.
16:09Mm-hmm.
16:17Just...
16:17Just make a fist.
16:19All right.
16:22Is, is something wrong?
16:24Yes, you, well, are, uh,
16:28very thin.
16:30Oh.
16:31Your veins are very thin.
16:32I'm, I'm, I'm gonna need you
16:34to come back
16:34when you're more hydrated.
16:36Oh, oh, oh, my gosh!
16:38Dr. Reese always loved my veins, so...
16:40Yeah, well, then,
16:41Dr. Reese will have to come back
16:42from the dead
16:42and draw your blood.
16:43No, no, no,
16:44that's not what I mean.
16:44I just, I just don't think
16:45I can keep rescheduling.
16:46Hello?
16:48What?
16:50Are you kidding?
16:51I'll be right there.
16:53What, what's going on now?
16:55Mark, he arrested Geneva.
16:58Have, have a lane reschedule.
17:04All right, you weirdos.
17:06Five bucks, five minutes.
17:09And keep it down.
17:11And don't touch it!
17:12Oh, my God, look at his feet.
17:16Want to get a pic?
17:17Uh, uh, photos are five bucks extra.
17:19Extra?
17:20Per person.
17:22Okay, Boomer.
17:22Thanks.
17:23Tell all your friends.
17:24Ready?
17:27Geneva, walk us through it.
17:29How'd you do it?
17:30What, God?
17:31Mark, if I keep answering your questions,
17:33I'll never finish this role.
17:35And I told you already.
17:36At home, with Bruce's hunting rifle,
17:40and then I tossed him in the bog.
17:42You really tossed a 200-pound man into a bog on your own?
17:45I used my core.
17:46Geneva, how am I supposed to tell my mom this?
17:49This is gonna kill her.
17:51What else have you been lying about?
17:53Your goldfish didn't run away.
17:57Wait.
17:58He didn't join a rock band.
18:01Mark, better not to know.
18:02You and my mom told me that he was in a band called Cutie and the Goldfish.
18:07This is just like so much for me to take in right now.
18:11I'm...
18:12I just...
18:13I never could understand how he got into law enforcement.
18:17Yeah, me either.
18:19Geneva, I need to know more about Bruce's medical history in order to confirm his identity.
18:23Did he have any tattoos, identifying marks, surgeries perhaps?
18:27Well, he...
18:28He didn't have a spleen or a gallbladder or an appendix.
18:33You know, one of those organs you don't really need.
18:36That's a start.
18:38I still can't believe it.
18:40Geneva, it's not possible.
18:42I mean, she was always cagey about why Bruce left.
18:45Never gave a straight answer.
18:47Just one day, he was gone.
18:48Yes.
18:49You can sleep next to someone for 20 years and not have a clue what they're capable of.
18:52I saw Cher without you once.
18:54Once.
18:55It was the farewell tour.
18:56Exactly.
18:56It was the farewell tour.
18:58I have to film a new episode.
19:00This is big news.
19:01This is big news.
19:04Also, these might be your best yet.
19:06What kind of cheese did you use?
19:08If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
19:11Yeah, we can't say that anymore.
19:13It has a different note.
19:15The truth has clawed its way to the surface.
19:17The Portwind killer has been caught.
19:19And it's always the ones you least expect.
19:22Until next time, Detective Denton, claw and order BOG.
19:27Dun-dun!
19:29So good.
19:31But why'd she do it?
19:33Doesn't matter.
19:34Case closed.
19:35Your detective work sucks.
19:36Hey, do not sass my girlfriend, okay?
19:39And show some respect for law enforcement.
19:41Girlfriend?
19:42Yeah, I thought...
19:44Al, we've been over this.
19:46We're frisky friends.
19:47That's it.
19:48Finally.
19:49It's getting interesting.
19:51You know what?
19:52Fine.
19:53Get yourself a new cameraman and another frisky friend.
19:57Hey!
19:58What's a frisky friend?
20:01Uh...
20:02Five bucks, five minutes a pop.
20:04Quick and quiet, okay?
20:05Bert!
20:06Really?
20:07Are you charging to see the dead body?
20:09This is a tragedy, not a carnival sideshow.
20:12I'm just trying to make an honest dollar.
20:14Have you no shame?
20:15The world today?
20:17Hell in a handbasket.
20:18I'm disappointed in all of you.
20:21I take care of George.
20:23You cut me in?
20:23Deal.
20:24Sheriff Mark, cheese it.
20:31It's like...
20:31It's like first Bruce,
20:33and then it's my goldfish.
20:35What else is Geneva hiding from me, you know?
20:37Just to be clear,
20:38you actually thought a goldfish could sing?
20:40Well, I had a dog who could read my mind, so...
20:43Anyway, we don't even know if this is Bruce
20:45or just Geneva having some sort of geriatric delusion.
20:48Did you bring your flashlight?
20:49Of course, Doc.
20:50I never leave home without it.
20:51Where are we going?
20:53Just shine it right above the abdomen.
20:58So I checked with Dr. Reese's files,
21:03and Bruce had a colostectomy.
21:08So if this body doesn't have a gallbladder,
21:13it's likely Bruce.
21:15How'd you do this for a living, Doc?
21:18Best job in the world.
21:21You seem different, man.
21:23I don't know.
21:24You seem, like, more cheerful.
21:25You're starting to make me a little uncomfortable.
21:27I'm just enjoying the work.
21:29It's not a crime.
21:31Thank goodness,
21:32because it would have killed me
21:33to have to arrest you, too, Doc.
21:36I knew it.
21:37This isn't Bruce.
21:38Huh?
21:39We always wondered
21:41what happened between the two of you.
21:43You were so secretive after he, uh, left town.
21:47But we didn't think you'd killed him.
21:49Oh, this darn cable stitch.
21:51And now the whole town knows
21:53that you're not just a cake-baking sweetheart.
21:56You're a cold-blooded husband killer
21:58who's going to spend
21:58the rest of her life in prison.
22:00And I'm going to have to redo this whole row.
22:04Geneva Larson,
22:05you've never botched a cable stitch in your life.
22:09All right.
22:13I didn't kill Brucey.
22:15Then why did you turn yourself in?
22:17Because I'd rather rot in here
22:18than have everyone know the truth.
22:20What's worse than a murder charge?
22:23At Thanksgiving, when Bruce left,
22:29he left with my sister.
22:33Bonnie?
22:34Well, it's always the ones you don't expect.
22:37I haven't spoken to either of them since.
22:40Two people I love most in the world,
22:42they chose each other
22:44and left me with cold turkey
22:47and a broken heart.
22:50But the truth I really don't want to admit
22:54is that I am old, alone, and unloved.
23:01Oh, Geneva, don't be crazy.
23:03We all love you
23:05and we're not going anywhere.
23:08Okay?
23:09And you know,
23:10everybody has a secret or two.
23:14You know what I just saw?
23:17Josephine and Ronnie going after each other
23:19like dogs in heat.
23:20Really?
23:23She sure is baking a lot of casseroles.
23:26Now we know why.
23:33What do you mean it's not Bruce?
23:35Bruce doesn't have a gallbladder.
23:37This body does.
23:41Wait.
23:43Wait a second.
23:45Shine your light more over here.
23:48Yeah.
23:54What was a marble doing in there?
23:57I think this body was in the bog
23:59a lot longer than we thought.
24:02Good eye, Martin.
24:04It's a musket ball, 18th century.
24:07This might be an early Port Wenian
24:09like Jeremiah or Roderick or,
24:12nay, Archibald no-knows-when.
24:14This cadaver was centuries old.
24:16We discovered a bog man
24:18on this side of the Atlantic.
24:19I mean, that's the headline.
24:21This is incredible.
24:23Wow, this case just took a turn.
24:24We have a lot of work to do.
24:25What for?
24:26The investigation's over.
24:27This is now a scientific discovery.
24:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:29Not so fast.
24:30This is still a homicide.
24:32400-year-old murder.
24:33It's my first cold case.
24:35Mark is right.
24:35I would like to know
24:36who killed this early Port Wenian, too.
24:39It's part of our, what?
24:40History.
24:41History, Doc.
24:42Fine.
24:42As long as you leave me out of it,
24:43knock yourselves out.
24:44I have to make a call.
24:45Don't worry about nothing, Doc.
24:46You know I got this.
24:47Thanks, partner.
24:48Geneva didn't do it!
24:49Sorry, Jessica Fletcher.
24:51That's old news.
24:52What?
24:52Hi, Norman.
24:53It's Dr. Martin Best.
24:55Look at this.
24:55Yes, yes.
24:56It's been a while.
24:57Listen, I need a favor.
24:58I was wondering...
24:59What's all the hubba?
25:01Geneva didn't kill Bruce.
25:02The dead body might be
25:03an early Port Wenian
25:04and I'm so excited.
25:05Wait, there's no murder?
25:06No mystery.
25:07It's a cold case
25:08straight out of the freezer
25:09right onto the grill.
25:11How are we gonna load these shirts?
25:13Honey, murder is still a murder.
25:15Hey, what are you two whispering about?
25:18Repairs.
25:19Come on, Bert.
25:19Let's go...
25:21Tighten the...
25:21The loose...
25:22The hinge.
25:23Yeah, the hinge.
25:23Great.
25:24All right, thanks, Norman.
25:25Yeah, and I'll send those Pete samples
25:26over to the lab right away.
25:27Okay, got it.
25:29I'll ask.
25:30Bye.
25:33Can I have everyone's attention?
25:36Hello?
25:37Excuse me?
25:38Who wants to make $1,000?
25:41Hmm.
25:42Well, at least you're predictable.
25:44I just got off the phone with a colleague,
25:46a forensic anthropologist from Harvard.
25:48Yeah, get on with it.
25:49We know you went to Harvard.
25:51Go Crimson.
25:52We just discovered a rare bog man
25:54who could be hundreds of years old.
25:56It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
25:58to study typhonomy and...
25:59Jump to the part where we get paid.
26:01Right.
26:02Researchers want to do DNA testing
26:04to identify any living relatives,
26:07and they'll pay $1,000 per confirmed match.
26:10So what do we do?
26:10Just pile in a van, go down to Boston?
26:13Nope.
26:13I'll open my office for anyone
26:14who wants to do genetic testing.
26:15Who's interested?
26:17Cool.
26:18Great.
26:19Elaine will coordinate DNA collection.
26:21Absolutely.
26:24Detective Elaine Denton here.
26:26Mystery's not over yet.
26:27Who's the old dead dude?
26:29Was he still murdered?
26:30And most importantly,
26:32who here in Port Wynn
26:33has found their bog daddy?
26:34Their bog grampy?
26:36Bog father, that's it.
26:38Only time and some DNA samples will tell.
26:42Need a new frisky friend for your show?
26:44I'm good with mysteries.
26:46Ew, definitely no.
26:47Don't say that.
26:48But I do need a new cameraman.
26:50Let's talk.
26:53Okay.
26:53That's how they get you.
26:55One day they take your DNA.
26:56The next day you're in a police lineup
26:58for car theft in Kalamazoo.
27:00Come on, Dad.
27:01You love a chance to make some quick cash.
27:03The money's not that important.
27:06Meet you out back for a peek at the bog, man.
27:10See?
27:11Come on.
27:12I know you too well.
27:13We should do it.
27:14Your DNA leads to my DNA.
27:17And I can't risk it.
27:18Just don't do it.
27:23Glad you came in voluntarily, Gilbert.
27:26I'd hate to have to subpoena you.
27:27I don't know what you're talking about,
27:29but you're making me very nervous.
27:32In a small town,
27:33everybody's hiding something.
27:35I'm Detective Elaine Denton.
27:37Stay tuned for the next episode of Claw and Order.
27:40The bog father.
27:43Kind of stiff on that take.
27:45Yeah, I got a better one in me.
27:46New cameraman?
27:47Already?
27:48That's fast.
27:49That's show business.
27:50My dad asked if I came in.
27:52Don't tell him, okay?
27:52He's been really weird about that stuff.
27:55Not a problem.
27:56It's like you're not even here.
27:57It's like you're not even here.
28:00I'm going to shoot this.
28:01Lots of unspoken tension.
28:04Can it, Kronk?
28:05Yeah, Kronk.
28:10I promise I have been pounding water all day today like it's my job.
28:13We'll see if your veins agree.
28:16We will be removing a pint to lower your ferritin levels.
28:21It should take about a half hour.
28:27Make a fist.
28:28I'm glad we got this in today.
28:29This morning you seemed very, uh...
28:31Pasadena?
28:37Wait, what?
28:38Oh, this is just how we do it.
28:40It's perfectly normal.
28:42It's textbook normal.
28:50Did I do something wrong?
28:53Offend you somehow?
28:55What?
28:56I don't know.
28:56It just feels like you can't stand being in the same room with me anymore.
29:01You know what?
29:02I don't have the time to deal with the emotional insecurities of every patient.
29:06I have to collect peat samples.
29:09Excuse me?
29:09What?
29:10What?
29:11I have important research to do and I'm running late.
29:15You know, it's funny.
29:16This is the most engaged I have ever seen you and it's over a corpse.
29:20Yes, and you want to know why?
29:22Because unlike humans, corpses don't talk back.
29:25They don't tease.
29:26They don't gossip.
29:27Their tender little feelings don't get hurt.
29:29They aren't a constant tsunami of needs and opinions.
29:32And, at least with a corpse, I won't be surprised when it doesn't listen to me.
29:37I knew it.
29:38I never thought you were a right fit for Port Winn and I'm proving me right.
29:47What did you just do?
29:48I have to go.
29:49Where?
29:50Somewhere I can be alone.
29:52What does that mean?
30:08What does that mean?
30:23What does that mean?
30:28What does that mean?
30:35What does that mean?
30:46¡Hum!
31:38¡Suscríbete al canal!
31:46¡Honey, I'm looking for the man!
31:51Greg Harrison, you are not doing what I think you're doing.
31:55Do not judge me until you see the electric bill.
31:57That is dirty money.
31:59Costs are up. Margins are down.
32:00So every dirty dollar helps. I'd show you the spreadsheet.
32:03No, no, no, no. I'm just going to get a raging headache.
32:05I try to protect you, my love.
32:08I know. You hate to see me bogged down by details.
32:12Oh, okay.
32:15Hey.
32:15You make enough to fix the oven light?
32:17Yes. And perhaps enough to splurge on main brand mayo.
32:23Greg, you're such a tease.
32:26Two more.
32:28Hey, Miss Dana.
32:28It was good, right? Tell your friends. Tell your friends.
32:32Any word from Harvard?
32:33Not yet.
32:34Oh, the DNA lab sent a couple flags from the genetic screenings.
32:41Can you have Al come in?
32:44Al? Do I have to?
32:46What do you think, detective?
32:50Hey, thanks, Greg.
32:51Thanks, my love.
32:52How's it going, guys?
32:53A lot of dead ends. No pun intended.
32:55Whoa, whoa, wait. Check this.
32:56Battle of Machias.
32:58Fought in Maine during the Revolutionary War.
33:00Musket balls.
33:0118th century.
33:02It lines up.
33:03Strong working theory, George.
33:05Adding it to the list.
33:06Glad you're having fun.
33:08But we open in five.
33:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:10Go on ahead without me.
33:13Last time I let him near the History Channel.
33:17So, the DNA testing shows you have genetic markers for Marfan syndrome.
33:22What? Am I okay?
33:24Absolutely.
33:24You're going to be fine.
33:25No, it's a connective tissue disorder.
33:28Now, while it can be serious, your signs are the manageable ones.
33:32You're just tall, thin, flexible joints, nearsightedness.
33:35You wear corrective lenses, right?
33:36Yeah.
33:36Listen, it's a good thing you took the DNA test.
33:39Now we know, so we can keep an eye on it.
33:41But again, there's absolutely nothing to worry about here.
33:43Okay?
33:44See you at your end of physical.
33:47Wait, Doc, um, you said it's genetic?
33:51Correct.
33:52And is that from my mom's side or my dad's?
33:58In this case, from your father's side.
34:01Okay, well, he's built like a truck and he's got perfect vision.
34:06Yes.
34:10So does that mean my dad is not my dad?
34:19Al, look.
34:24Family isn't just genetics.
34:27You guys, the Bogman results are here.
34:29This is going to be so exciting.
34:31We'll read it out at the Salty Breeze.
34:32It'll be so fun.
34:32And really good content for my show.
34:34So, Al, maybe we should just...
34:36What happened?
34:39Is he okay?
34:40You'll have to ask him.
34:42Al?
34:43Al, wait.
34:44What are you...
34:45Come on, Al.
34:47Just leave it, Elaine.
34:53It's such a great photograph.
34:56Oh, this is so exciting.
35:01Martin.
35:03Lisa.
35:05What was that about?
35:07Dr. Patient Confidentiality.
35:09You just can't help being a jackass, can you?
35:13Dear Portwenians, we gather to honor history and the miracle of DNA testing.
35:23May I have ye olde envelope.
35:28Oh, can I get a drum roll, please?
35:37And the results are...
35:46Harvard has confirmed there is one living descendant of the Portwen Bogman.
35:53And that person is...
35:55Oh, snap.
35:56Martin Best.
35:57What?
35:59You're kidding.
36:00It's Martin?
36:03What about Aunt Sarah?
36:04It just says your name.
36:06It must be on your mother's side.
36:08But I didn't submit DNA.
36:11I may have borrowed some hairs from your hairbrush.
36:14Elaine, that's a complete violation of privacy, not to mention illegal on several levels.
36:18Oh, Martin, come on.
36:19Face it.
36:20This town's in your blood.
36:25It's a good thing we didn't send in our DNA, huh?
36:29You all right, kiddo?
36:31Yeah, Dan.
36:33Glad we didn't.
36:33Based on historical records, Harvard believes that the Bogman is a man who might be named James Brewster.
36:42Wait, I know that name.
36:43Yeah?
36:44You just said James Brewster.
36:45I know that name.
36:45I know that name.
36:46Hold on.
36:47Okay.
36:48Wait, yeah, okay.
36:48Right here.
36:49In Nono's Wen's journal, he wrote,
36:51The 17th of June, 1759, this day ended in trouble with a fray betwixt James Brewster and our good townsman,
36:59a notorious recluse.
37:01Brewster mainly keeps to himself in a dreary shack by the bog, yet always finds cause to quarrel whenever he
37:09can.
37:10Yeah, he sounds like he's related to Martin.
37:12Yeah.
37:13This sounds like Doc.
37:17He kind of does.
37:19Martin.
37:20Wait, wait, okay, wait.
37:21There's more.
37:22Apparently, a lot of people wanted him dead, so much so that Archibald, no-knows-when, challenged Brewster to a
37:29duel and killed him.
37:31Whoa.
37:33Wow, I think I just found the bog man's killer.
37:36I think we just solved the case.
37:37I think we just solved the case.
37:40No, right?
37:43Yeah!
37:45Yeah!
37:51Hey.
37:54What is going on with you?
37:56Are you gonna die?
37:58Because if you're gonna die, that's gonna make me wanna die.
38:01And I'm really too young and too cute to die.
38:04No.
38:05I'm not gonna die.
38:06I'm sorry if I, if I scared you.
38:09Okay, so then what did Martin tell you?
38:15Um, he said I'm, uh, double-jointed.
38:21That's it?
38:23Look, I, I'm sorry that I called you my frisky friend.
38:31I didn't mean that.
38:32I mean, I did mean that, but when I thought that you were gonna die, it just, it made me
38:38realize that you are more than just a frisky friend.
38:45So, are you my girlfriend?
38:49Or, or no?
38:52Yes.
38:54Yeah?
38:55Fine.
38:57Okay.
38:57I'm your girlfriend.
38:59I'm your girlfriend.
39:26Thank you.
39:32Evening.
39:33Fog man.
39:34Good night, Dr. Fog man.
39:44¡Suscríbete al canal!
40:06Gracias por ver el video.
40:36I'm here to apologize.
40:38Oh.
40:39The way I spoke to you at my office, it was wrong.
40:43Have a good night.
40:46Wait.
40:46Uh, that's it?
40:49That's your apology?
40:50I'm not sure what else to say.
40:51Why can't you just talk to me?
40:54I mean, tell me, what's going on with you?
41:02I have a hard time with blood.
41:17A phobia.
41:18Oh.
41:19About blood.
41:21A blood phobia, if you will.
41:24Okay.
41:25Um.
41:26Wow.
41:27Um.
41:29This entire time?
41:31Huh.
41:32But you're a doctor.
41:37A surgeon who can't stand the sight of blood.
41:39I came here hoping that I could still practice medicine.
41:46It's proven harder to do than I thought.
41:48That's why Elaine assists me.
41:53And why I act like a lunatic every time I try to take your blood.
41:55I see.
42:02So, why tell me now?
42:09I...
42:13I don't want to be the bog man.
42:26Well, your dog seems to love you.
42:36He's not my dog.
42:37He sure seems like your dog.
43:08He's not my dog.
43:14He's not my dog.
43:15He does it.
43:18He's not my dog.
43:23He's not my dog.
43:25He's not my dog.
43:28Gracias por ver el video.
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