#Heated #Rivalry - Episode 2 [Eng Sub]
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30In the expressión.
01:38Let's go.
01:53Let's go.
01:55Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made Trevor, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:21Good job.
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darkly hill that's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life, you're lost to hope you're relevant, I'm standing
03:19in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing...
03:39I know you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:44to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:50to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:51to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:51to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:51to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:51to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:51to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost
03:51to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you're lost to hope you
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
04:06Nice job
04:08Get out of it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back I think you mean fucks with buddy I fucking mean what I
04:32mean you're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now the fuck does that
04:36mean they do it to you all the time in Boston you want to see no thanks honestly
04:41guys it doesn't help me focus yeah maybe they'll be weird somewhere else I'm not
04:46even that whatever you need captain hey Hollander can you talk to NBC and some
04:51radio outlets in late time now mr. Hollander what does Montreal have to do
04:59to win tonight well hockey is a complicated nuanced game but it would
05:04be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team and how about
05:08that other team Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately he had a hat-trick last
05:13week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race want to know what he
05:16had to say about that this morning now I'll listen if he actually catches up to
05:18me thanks guys
05:51so
05:59so
06:00so
06:01so
06:01so
06:06so
06:16so
06:17so
06:20so
06:28so
06:29so
06:56wow this Montreal girl works you up really
06:59shut your idiot face Marley you're straight-up blushing Ross
07:03well no never in life have I blushed Russians do not do this
07:21you will murder me
07:24so
07:24maybe
07:25get in
07:30why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game what the fuck
07:35you were hired weren't you for how long the whole game
07:39such a fucking ass
07:40well you missed me didn't you
07:43I fucking did it
07:45and I still beat your ass
07:46oh barely
07:54wow nice place
07:55thanks
07:57I bought it a couple years ago but then this year I bought another one
08:02right next door
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place but for now I'm renting the next door one out
08:08Mr. Businessman
08:10shut up
08:11Mr. Landlord
08:13you asked
08:15no I didn't
08:16no I didn't
08:29so
08:30so
08:30what do you want me
08:32in the kitchen
08:33on the floor
08:34fuck you
08:39did your mom buy all these pillows
08:41no
08:43I hired someone
08:45a designer
08:47you think there is enough
08:49such an asshole
08:52I think maybe you'll like it
08:55and smell the cigarettes from here
08:57ugh
08:57I had one
08:59you shouldn't be smoking
09:00and you shouldn't be talking
09:06come here
09:07no you come here
09:08no you come here
09:09no you come here
09:10no you come here
09:10not
09:11a
09:24you
09:25you
09:25you
09:25you
09:26you
09:28you
09:29you
09:32you
09:33don't worry
09:34you
09:34you
09:34Shit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's all okay.
11:30It's you.
11:31It's all right.
11:53Are you?
12:22Oh
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:33So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what? Ron's Medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:20Fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:21I love you.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:38What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43I fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:15Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, he did.
17:21I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:27Good.
18:38It needs to be in a way.
18:39Yes.
18:41The minister wants to first meet you at night.
18:45Given that you're not about.
18:48This is for me.
18:50You have to be a next to me.
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:58...Latwia.
19:00...Latwia.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do that?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when I'm playing.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you're playing playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She can't do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:56Mom is dying.
20:00Mom is dying.
20:01You remember me?
20:03You remember me?
20:04I was in your eyes.
20:07You remember me?
20:08Where's Polina?
20:10Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:11You remember me?
20:12You remember me?
20:17Нам нужно идти.
20:20На голове вечера.
20:24Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:28Да.
20:30Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:32Пошли.
20:34Конечно, вражаю всегда с Ана Край.
20:36И все всегда убирается в витаря.
20:38А Владимир Левич?
20:39Ну что с ним вообще?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме, но…
20:42Кочев, Кочев пусть и ситом остается.
20:44У него надо отдыхать.
20:46Мы еще призем всех на Америке.
20:48Надо зарабатывать себя.
20:50Хороший.
20:50Хороший.
20:51Слишком хороший.
20:52Ужасный.
20:53Ужасный.
20:54Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59Мы слишком всему верим, а?
21:02Слишком верим на вас.
21:05Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:07Ты же мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:17Я веду Лью в бар.
21:18Ему явно нужно еще один локал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А?
21:25С самого детства.
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33Нет, было бы я что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненько, а я…
21:57Давненько, Саша.
22:05Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:11Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
22:14ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю увенение.
22:19Когда ясно все стоит обращать увенение.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила?
22:29Мой отец…
22:30Сволочь.
22:31Который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:43Да, правда.
22:44Хантер и Адмирель не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Анна, экстрасенс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Туши.
23:13Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго. Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:27Так ты и выиграешь Кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо. Не пора спать.
23:38Завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся после.
23:50Пока, Патру.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы – это мал башки.
24:14Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики…
24:20Ну…
24:22Ты же видел французских парней?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже, вовсе я ничего.
24:37Ты не ухаяшь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:49Здесь…
24:50Раньше…
24:51Тебе веселее…
24:59Помнишь…
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет…
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:39Нет.
25:49Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:05Я…
26:07был рада тебя видеть.
26:25Капитан здесь.
26:27Да! Да! Да! Да! Да! Да! Да!
26:29Что я должен делать?
26:32Я не знаю.
26:32Мой мамы told меня не дали.
26:34О, мой гад.
26:35Вы себе не огород.
26:37У меня есть гинжер аль на пище.
26:39Окей, playoffs are over.
26:40Вы не можете не пить в бирже.
26:41Это не амбир.
26:42Вы не можете не пить в бирже.
26:43Да, это не амбир.
26:43Холландер, это не амбир.
26:44Уфоттунал, это не амбир.
26:45Фук ты, Холландер.
26:47Вы не можете даже не пить в бирже.
26:48Не, не, фук ты, сведих инград.
26:50Фук ты, Айджей.
26:51Фук ты, Айджей.
26:53Бой, это не дали.
26:56Холландер, это не дали.
27:00Айджей, ой, бой.
27:07Пой, это начнет.
27:10О,, мая.
27:12Айджей это, это не дали.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:36I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock-sucking Russia.
28:49Well, that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02Two shots and cans.
29:03Go see, DesmusICA!
29:10Dude!
29:13Dude!
29:16Dude!
29:19Dude!
29:22Dude!
29:22What?
29:24Dude!
29:29Dude!
29:37Wow, nice lunch.
29:39I gave this here for free.
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50I was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
31:14Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe as nicely.
32:08Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck to me.
34:13Good luck to me.
34:25I don't know.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:37You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch...
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32Do you want to know how it feels?
37:33How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:42Oh shit.
37:54Fuck.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need you.
38:14What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:20You.
38:25I need you.
39:08I need you.
39:10I need you.
39:13I need you.
39:14I need you.
39:15I need you.
39:16I need you.
39:16I need you.
39:18I need you.
39:19I need you.
39:19I need you.
39:20I need you.
39:20I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05I don't know.
41:06Oh, oh.
41:14I don't know.
41:16There must be new.
41:22I'm done.
41:24I don't know.
41:25Oh, yeah.
41:27I don't know.
41:27I don't know.
41:27I don't know.
41:28Oh, you'll see.
41:31Let's go.
42:01Let's go.
42:31Let's go.
43:02Let's go.
43:02Let's go.
43:32Let's go.
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