00:01Did you book a guy for a one-night stand?
00:04Maybe.
00:05Maybe.
00:06No, that's my order.
00:09Come on.
00:15Shame on you, Mrs. Queen.
00:21Why are you so late?
00:23Sorry.
00:24Never mind.
00:26Take this.
00:29How do you want me to use these items?
00:31I want you to scatter them all over the apartment as quick as possible.
00:37Does that turn you on? Okay.
00:39Idiot.
00:40I'm not in the mood for jokes.
00:43My parents are on their way.
00:44So, listen to me carefully.
00:47You and I are going to pretend that we are a loving couple who have been dating for six months,
00:52okay?
00:52It's just for one dinner.
00:54They are staying at the hotel so we won't even have to spend the night.
00:57And I'm paying you in cash.
01:00Remember, we met at the work party, okay?
01:03You're a successful lawyer.
01:05You have worked hard.
01:06You come from a decent well-to-do family.
01:09And don't forget, you're Jewish.
01:13But I'm not the Jewish.
01:15I know, but my mom is.
01:16And it would be like an extra bonus for me, get it?
01:20Okay.
01:22Yeah, she's, how to put it gently, she's obsessed with her daughter having the perfect boyfriend.
01:29I understand.
01:30Back then, I didn't know that the one-night stand guy would change my whole life.
01:35My name is Sandra, and this is my love story.
01:39It's them.
01:41Smile and be a good boy.
01:45Hi, sweetheart.
01:46What happened to your hair?
01:48It's like it's nailed to your head.
01:51Good to see you.
01:52Oh.
01:53Meet, mom.
01:55Hi, dad.
01:57Meet, um...
01:59Oliver.
02:00Sir.
02:01Ma'am.
02:02Now I understand why Sandra is such a beauty.
02:05Oh.
02:06Gertrude McCullen.
02:08And this is Steven, my husband.
02:10Oh, well, stop.
02:11Stop it.
02:12Put those suitcases down already and say hello to the young man.
02:16Oh, stop.
02:17You can say hello later.
02:19Get your things already.
02:20We had a 16-hour flight.
02:22I thought I was going to die.
02:24Sorry.
02:25Steven!
02:27Shoes.
02:39I didn't know then that I had a hell of an evening ahead of me.
02:44Enough fried food.
02:45You have high cholesterol.
02:47Well, tell me, where did you meet?
02:49In the park.
02:51In the park.
02:52We met at the work, but then we decided to take a walk in the park.
02:56Yeah, to take a walk.
02:57Yeah, you know how much I love walks in the park.
03:00Honey, don't talk with your mouth full.
03:03And we walk until late at night and I suggested to continue the evening.
03:09Continue?
03:10Yeah.
03:11Sandra?
03:13I mean, meet again.
03:15I see.
03:17Sandra, what's your posture?
03:18You look like the henchback from Notre Dame.
03:20So, what happened next?
03:23I made up new dates for us each time.
03:27Lunch with Chinese food.
03:29Breakfast, English breakfast with tea.
03:33French dinner with champagne and strawberry.
03:36Yeah.
03:37And so on.
03:38Every day.
03:39Yeah.
03:41Such extravaganzas every day.
03:47I can't believe it.
03:52No, it's actually true.
03:55Actually, it's true.
03:55We even have pictures.
03:57We took a lot of pictures.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Great.
04:01Enough.
04:02I'm ready to see them over dessert.
04:06But we don't have any.
04:07I thought you said you do.
04:09Of course we have.
04:10Honey.
04:11They are on...
04:13Developing.
04:14Yeah.
04:15We were just about...
04:17To pick them up tomorrow.
04:18Yeah, pick them up tomorrow.
04:20We wanted to do a Mexican dinner.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Enjoy our pictures.
04:25Drink wine.
04:26Steven.
04:27Don't see the rugger's stamp.
04:29Cancel the reservation.
04:31We are spending the night here.
04:32I can't miss this.
04:33What?
04:34Honey, you don't have to look at me like that.
04:37And I'll need duplicates of those pictures.
04:40Honey.
04:40My neighbor, stupid her gross, will be so jealous.
04:43After all, her daughter is an old maid.
04:49What a disaster.
04:50Not only were my parents staying,
04:52but some stranger would be sleeping in my room.
04:54But this was all just the beginning.
04:58Syndra?
04:59You shouldn't be sleeping so late at your age.
05:02Oliver has made something incredible here.
05:04Oh.
05:05Oliver, I expect to have an equal wonderful dinner
05:09while looking at your pictures.
05:10Yeah?
05:11Yeah, of course, Mom.
05:13Oliver, can we talk for a second?
05:15Yeah.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:18What are you doing here?
05:20Kosher breakfast.
05:22Yeah, shakshuka.
05:24Actually, I'm a cook.
05:25What?
05:26Yeah.
05:28I'm not really an escort.
05:31It was my first time, actually.
05:32I needed extra money and my friend recommended it.
05:36Dubs, enough whispering.
05:37Come and join us.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40When is this going to end?
05:41Come on, Mom.
05:43Anyway,
05:44I'm paying you double
05:45and we are running out
05:47to take some fake photos tomorrow
05:48because, as you know,
05:50I have nothing to show her.
05:52Okay?
05:53Sorry.
05:53I have job to do.
05:54Please.
05:54Actually, I don't want to lie to your parents anymore.
05:57They are great people.
05:58Please.
05:59Sandra!
06:00Yeah?
06:05Okay.
06:06We have a deal.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Thanks.
06:10Coming, Mommy.
06:13My God.
06:14How are we supposed to remember
06:16all that stuff you told to my parents yesterday?
06:19I remember everything.
06:21Do you?
06:22Yeah.
06:23I put different things in the backpack.
06:24Yours and mine.
06:26And we will change for each photos.
06:29Oh.
06:30Supposedly, it's a different day.
06:31So, we will buy food
06:33in a fast food joint
06:35and, I don't know,
06:37ask people for the rest.
06:38And then,
06:40the day that seemed like a nightmare
06:42suddenly turned into the best day of my life.
06:45Oliver found a bunch of delicious food
06:48and came up with ideas for photos.
06:51We weren't trying to play joy in the photos.
06:53We were really having fun.
06:56At that moment,
06:57I looked at Oliver with different eyes.
06:59For the first time in my life,
07:01there was someone around
07:02to take care of me.
07:03I think I'd forgotten what it was like.
07:06It was like the dream date I never had.
07:12Will you just stand there?
07:16And staring at me?
07:21Thank you, Oliver.
07:25You will thank me later.
07:31I decide to not judge you.
07:33Because I want this to remain a real date.
07:39Even if it was only once.
07:41But my mother...
07:43You see, I care about her opinion too much.
07:46And she's demanding.
07:47That's why I've been alone for years.
07:50But it's better than having to listen to her telling me
07:53what bad choices I've made.
07:55I would go out with you.
07:59Would you?
08:00Yeah, sure.
08:02And we still have to get the pictures ready.
08:05My God, you're right.
08:13My parents were absolutely delighted with Oliver,
08:16the dinner and the pictures.
08:17And I would be happy for this to be the end.
08:20But now...
08:21Oliver, propose to my daughter while we are here.
08:26Mom, what's going on in here?
08:27I'm arranging your marriage.
08:29But it's ridiculous.
08:30I'm not ready for that yet.
08:32That's for me to decide.
08:34Take this ring, darling.
08:35Stop it!
08:36Did you just...
08:37raise your voice at me?
08:39Yes.
08:39No, I mean...
08:40No, I just said I will decide by myself
08:43when and whom I'm going to marry.
08:45Then why have you been praising your fiancé
08:48to us all the time?
08:49To get you off my back.
08:53And he's not my fiancé.
08:55He's an escort.
08:57Sorry, what did you just say?
08:59I hired him online so he would pretend my boyfriend.
09:01I don't have a boyfriend.
09:03And even if I did find one, you wouldn't like him anyway.
09:06Well, then pay him.
09:09Let him leave and we'll talk to you there.
09:10I don't want the money.
09:13I just want to say that...
09:17your daughter is wonderful.
09:19She's smart.
09:20She's kind.
09:21It would be honor for me,
09:23for ordinary cook from small restaurant
09:27to take Sandra out,
09:28to be her man,
09:29to take care of her.
09:31She's so afraid of you,
09:33that she can't let anyone near her.
09:37Sandra!
09:38Money.
09:39You are nothing to us.
09:41I know people.
09:42Yeah, really?
09:43So, why haven't you figured out
09:46that your daughter made it all up?
09:49I'm not a Jewish.
09:54So, looks like you might be wrong too.
10:00Oliver, Sandra, now I'll tell you...
10:05Now!
10:06Now I tell you, my dear wife.
10:09You seem to have forgotten who I was when we met.
10:14I was cleaning toilets for $3 an hour.
10:20And the only reason I succeeded was that I had a woman I loved
10:26and wanted to work hard for.
10:29So, let our daughter finally choose who she wants to be with.
10:34Uh, sorry but...
10:35I...
10:35Shut up!
10:36For once!
10:37You are giving everyone a headache!
10:40Sandra.
10:43Do you like this guy?
10:46Yes.
10:47Then go out with him.
10:49It's your life.
10:51It's your choice.
10:53Who you love.
10:56Mom...
10:58Why you don't say anything?
11:01I suddenly realized that we don't have much time left.
11:05Time?
11:06Time for what?
11:08For you.
11:10To catch up with Oliver.
11:12Sorry.
11:12Really.
11:13Sorry.
11:15Okay.
11:20Sandra.
11:21Now...
11:22Bring that crazy cook back and tell him you are going out with him.
11:26Okay?
11:26Okay?
11:27Okay.
11:27Then hurry up.
11:29Oliver.
11:32You asked me would I go on a real date with you.
11:36Well...
11:38My answer is yes.
11:44When we go out...
11:47Will I have to...
11:48Pay you?
11:49For sure.
11:53I charge double for the nights.
11:57I realized that all this time I should have been looking for a guy for myself, not for my parents.
12:04Even though they can give me good advice, in the end it's up to me to decide who to be
12:09happy with.
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