00:05please arrest me please go to your masquerade ball princess
00:23no you ask it for it
00:30to the police station
00:34hey man while we're drinking a cheap coffee they promised a million dollar
00:39for the missing princess yeah such money I can't forever forget about this damn
00:52yeah hello um I asked about cherry dot not a chocolate
01:02don't stop it really really right now right now
01:13are you earl princess yes please wait me but please
01:42welcome
01:48listen how I really want you to know that I am grateful to you for having me here and
01:55helping me sorry I don't know your name tell me who is looking for you
02:01well probably the whole city can you help me
02:06how I mean I'm just a cop and you're you're real princess
02:17quietly
02:21I'll explain later
02:23just hide under the blanket
02:25I'm sorry what did you hear me yeah hide under the blanket
02:34I'm coming
02:42who's there
02:43it's me
02:46hey that's Larry man
02:49what stop just stop hey I'm with the girl here yeah okay I see
02:55I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I completely forgot about my date
02:59who is she look it's none of your business just see you tomorrow
03:04yeah okay tomorrow
03:07give me the car keys please okay okay no problem yeah
03:17does your girlfriend wear a crown
03:23she's she's some kind of beauty queen beauty queen yeah you're so lucky man
03:32nice
03:34what did you decide to get the money for the princess
03:37Selva and Lee stop little prince you'll have to share partner you'll have to share
03:41stop it idiot
03:43i don't want money for the princess
03:46i want a princess herself
03:50wait what i've seen so little good in my damn life
03:54when i will always remember spending the night with the princess herself
04:07i don't want a schedule
04:11so you have princess and i have money right deal
04:21i'm keeping an eye on you here i'll be back in the morning
04:25tick tock man tick tock
04:32damn it
04:38did he leave yeah but he's watching and waiting for the moment you leave here
04:45well sorry you wouldn't have chance to escape
04:55well help me make the most of every second of my freedom
04:59sometimes i think you're not a princess but just an escaped prisoner
05:07um i'm sorry i didn't mean i am a prisoner from childhood
05:14you know my father wants to marry me off to a man that i don't even love
05:22and i
05:25you know i'll just want my ordinary life
05:29with my ordinary dreams
05:33so you as quickly as tired fulfilling your dreams
05:39really yeah why not
05:42thank you
05:45but for god's sake can you please turn off this abomination about the crying princess
05:51this is not about princess at all
05:56wait a minute
05:58you don't know what's this do i have to
06:02this is the best series in the world really yeah
06:09okay then let's watch it well no you're crazy no one was friends in the dress and we need pizza
06:21pizza
06:21pizza
06:21yeah hold my phone
06:26that's nice
06:28i knew she would be taken from me soon
06:31and lose her freedom
06:33so i had to fulfill everything she asked for
06:36every whim dream and desire give her everything but with every passing hour for some reason
06:42i didn't want to let her go
06:53i didn't want to let her go
07:12took them two whole seasons but we have only known each other for one day
07:19oh i understand now sorry it just feels like this day is about to end
07:30oh crap
07:33turn on the next episode i'll be back soon
07:36okay
07:40warlocks
07:45yeah hey buddy
07:47have you done it once or twice
07:50okay
07:51okay charlotte you can do it
07:53look i've only got another case so far but i need her real body
07:58can you bring her something strong maybe it will help her be my agreeable
08:02for a million dollars deal
08:06good
08:10so what do we have here
08:13so that's what you needed me for
08:18okay
08:20come on
08:21take it
08:21what are you doing
08:23i can explain everything
08:24explain what
08:26you're just like everyone else wanted to use me for your own purposes
08:29come on take it
08:30no stop it
08:31i don't have any power anymore
08:33i would never use you
08:36do you want from me then
08:41i want to get money for you from your father
08:45what
08:54sir
08:55for you it's your majesty
08:57oh
08:58where is she
09:00where the money
09:04give the money
09:06to the pool policeman
09:19so where is my daughter
09:28was it really needed to have this circus
09:32actually you would have come crawling back to me and begging for money eventually
09:38therefore whether you like it or not you will have to get married do you understand me
09:43please come with me
09:47i know dad
09:49i know and that is why i've already done it
09:59don't make me laugh
10:01who
10:02who
10:02who could you marry
10:03in just a single night
10:06it was me
10:09your honor
10:11majesty
10:12i don't care
10:13the main thing that she has both
10:15money
10:16and a husband
10:20so kiss yourself and your
10:22majestic ass
10:27sorry
10:31your majesty
10:32shut it shut it
10:34come back here at once
10:36shut it you will regret this
10:38so
10:40we just need to
10:41do worse
10:43you can start your new life
10:48don't rush
10:51i guess we have
10:52eight more seasons of friends ahead
10:59don't we
11:03that moment i understood that a princess could even fell in love with a guy with no money
11:10so long as she knows that she is his most prized possession
11:14i'm not
11:15and this is my
11:17truly
11:18you
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