The Brokenwood Mysteries returns in Season 12 Episode 1 with a brand new case set in a quiet town where secrets run deep beneath the surface. As the investigation unfolds, detectives must piece together clues from a web of hidden motives, strange behavior, and unexpected suspects. With its signature mix of clever storytelling, subtle humor, and atmospheric mystery, this episode delivers suspense and intrigue that will keep viewers guessing until the final reveal.
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00:00:27Hey!
00:00:29Dude!
00:00:29Dude!
00:00:30Come on!
00:00:30You can't lie on the field where you're blocking the-
00:00:33No way!
00:00:34Fuck!
00:00:43What the hell?
00:00:43No way!
00:00:48No way!
00:00:50No way!
00:00:51No way!
00:00:55No way!
00:00:56No way!
00:00:57Plant force trauma.
00:01:01Hey Todd, you alright?
00:01:03Do you wanna sit down for a minute?
00:01:04The circle.
00:01:05The crop circle.
00:01:06What did he say?
00:01:08Aliens made a crop circle.
00:01:10Jacob's lying in the center of an alien crop circle, but in grass, not crop.
00:01:13You know this person?
00:01:15Nah.
00:01:15Well, only that his name's Jacob.
00:01:17He runs Jacob's Burgers in town.
00:01:19And the circle, what makes you think it's alien made?
00:01:22Because there's an alien that people do can meet in town,
00:01:24and now he's lying dead in the center of an alien crop circle.
00:01:27Back home, many people are founded on crop circles,
00:01:30but we call them spirit circles.
00:01:32Because spirits rather than aliens made them?
00:01:35No.
00:01:35Because they died from overconsumption of vodka.
00:01:39They pickled their livers.
00:01:41Of course.
00:01:43Is this your boy, Todd?
00:01:45Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
00:01:46And where were you when you hit this?
00:01:48Oh, God.
00:01:49You think my boy killed Jacob?
00:01:51It's possible.
00:01:51Nah.
00:01:52They came before me.
00:01:53Who's that?
00:01:54Aliens.
00:01:55He's dead centered.
00:01:56Dead in a crop circle.
00:01:57Hey, Todd.
00:01:58Are you high?
00:01:59No.
00:02:00I've told you.
00:02:00I don't smoke that stuff anymore,
00:02:01except that one time that I completely forgot about until you just triggered me.
00:02:04Okay, Todd.
00:02:05What's with all the alien stuff?
00:02:07One more even if you want.
00:02:09He's dead in a crop circle.
00:02:10Crop circle.
00:02:11Okay, we got it.
00:02:16Can I go?
00:02:17What's so important?
00:02:18I'm training for speed golf.
00:02:20Every four hours I've done nine holes.
00:02:21I've got the last one to go.
00:02:22Speed golf?
00:02:23Yeah, three clubs, one ball.
00:02:25Fast as you can.
00:02:26It's for my niece's school fundraiser.
00:02:28So, this alien convention, where is it?
00:02:30At the croc.
00:02:31Hey, I've got to go, eh?
00:02:32My ball?
00:02:33No.
00:02:35No.
00:02:40Hi, Jacob.
00:02:42You seem to have come unstuck on the 13th hole.
00:02:47Truly unlucky for some.
00:02:51Gina, safe to say that the victim died from his head injury?
00:02:55Nothing is safe, Mike.
00:02:57Not when he's lying in a circle of death.
00:02:59Best we get a grass sample.
00:03:01I am a pathologist, not a greenkeeper.
00:03:04Unless the possible link surrounding his cause of death and any chemical compound found on vegetation.
00:03:10Certainly, Mike.
00:03:12Good thinking.
00:03:15Well, I need a coffee.
00:03:47His name is Alfie Ginger Nuts.
00:03:51You have a pig.
00:03:52He's not a dolphin, is he?
00:03:54Well, it's just a pig on a golf course.
00:03:57It's not what you'd expect, that's all.
00:03:58Well, he's a guard pig.
00:04:00People who tell you that dog is a man's best friend have never felt the love of a pig.
00:04:04And I don't mean my ex-husband when I say that.
00:04:08Cop, are you?
00:04:10DC Chalmers, Brokenwood CIB.
00:04:11I'd like to ask you a few questions regarding this morning's incident.
00:04:15Grim.
00:04:16Janet Grim.
00:04:19You'd better come in.
00:04:24How did you know Jacob Lewis?
00:04:26He'd be here about three times a week.
00:04:28Usually, first thing.
00:04:30But not to play golf.
00:04:31Why do you say that?
00:04:32Because he didn't have any golf clubs with him.
00:04:36Never played golf.
00:04:37He isn't a member.
00:04:38Did you see him this morning?
00:04:40No, I didn't see him.
00:04:43What did he do here?
00:04:45Good question.
00:04:46I used to ask him, he'd say he was going for a walk.
00:04:48He'd be hanging out in the trees.
00:04:50The other members used to complain about him lurking.
00:04:53There he was.
00:04:54He was a voyeur of sorts.
00:04:56A golf foyer.
00:04:58Weird, eh?
00:04:59Most people watch it on TV.
00:05:02Then again, he's a chef.
00:05:03Oh, he says he's a chef.
00:05:06Gourmet burgers, really?
00:05:08All chefs are a bit weird.
00:05:10You have a greenkeeper?
00:05:12Natasha.
00:05:13Best in the biz.
00:05:14Okay.
00:05:15Thanks for your help.
00:05:16And the 13th Fairway will have to stay closed for a while.
00:05:28Didn't expect you two to be UFO aficionados.
00:05:32It's always good to keep an open mind.
00:05:34Bad one about Jacob Lewis.
00:05:35Wow.
00:05:36Word spreads fast around here.
00:05:39Thanks, Frodes.
00:05:40Put it on the tab.
00:05:41Inspector?
00:05:43Uh, Detective Senior Sergeant, actually.
00:05:45Um, Mike Sheppard.
00:05:47Uh, Detective Christian Sims, broker with CIB.
00:05:49Zelda Belfand, president of Aliens, our people too.
00:05:52Opt.
00:05:53Opt?
00:05:54Yes.
00:05:55And I believe I can help you with your investigation.
00:05:57You have some information?
00:05:59From the account that I've been given, it sounds very much like a failed alien induction.
00:06:03The human body found at the dead center of the crop circle is the tell.
00:06:07Well, at this stage, it's still too early to conclude whether or not the circle is, in fact, a crop
00:06:12circle.
00:06:13No, but most likely for sure.
00:06:16Oh, sorry, how rude of me.
00:06:18This is Christopher, a fellow member of art.
00:06:21Christopher Kramer?
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22We've met.
00:06:23Oh.
00:06:24I don't think so.
00:06:25It was a few years ago with regards to the Dishler clinic.
00:06:29No, I can't say I recall.
00:06:32Well, it was a long time ago.
00:06:34Christopher.
00:06:35Oh, maybe that does vibrate a faint frequency.
00:06:37But the more important thing is you understand who you're in the company of.
00:06:40Now, if you need expert advice on alien abduction, Zelda's our guiding light on anything extraterrestrial.
00:06:46Oh, Christopher, please.
00:06:47Tell them.
00:06:48Come on.
00:06:49It was 2010.
00:06:49In 2010, I was 22, and I was abducted by an alien spacecraft.
00:06:54The experience gave me an intimate understanding of alien life form.
00:07:00The cosmic beings and I communed, shall we say, connected on a very deep level.
00:07:07Several times.
00:07:09It was phenomenal.
00:07:12Well, my life changed forever.
00:07:14And from that, I have a theory which explains how your man, Jacob, is it, might have died.
00:07:21Follow me.
00:07:27Zelda's my fiancée.
00:07:29Wow.
00:07:29Go you.
00:07:30No, no, no.
00:07:31Not go you.
00:07:32This is serious.
00:07:33It's a committed relationship.
00:07:34Okay?
00:07:35So, look, that guy you used to know, the old Christopher, he's history.
00:07:39Okay?
00:07:39And new Christopher, he's got it together.
00:07:41New Christopher is trying hard and succeeding to be a fully integrated member of society.
00:07:46New Christopher is the only Christopher that Zelda knows.
00:07:49Christopher!
00:07:53New Christopher, fully integrated.
00:07:56Got it.
00:08:00The convention is in the ballroom.
00:08:02New ARCT members?
00:08:04Why am I not surprised?
00:08:05Trudy.
00:08:10Oh, looking great, Kirk.
00:08:12Keep it up.
00:08:14Thanks.
00:08:16Broken wood is in close proximity to Earth's magnetic south pole.
00:08:20Magnetic radiation passing overhead from the pole can disrupt an alien craft's navigation system.
00:08:27That's right.
00:08:28Um, alien planets may not have magnetic poles, so aliens wouldn't think to have polar navigational offsets.
00:08:32If the vessel descended too quickly with its door prematurely open, then it's likely that the leading edge of the
00:08:40door struck the man's head like so.
00:08:44It's got aborted alien abduction written all over it.
00:08:47It's a triple-A event.
00:08:49Did either of you know Jacob Lewis?
00:08:52Know him?
00:08:53I don't think so.
00:08:56I'm vegan.
00:08:58It's interesting that you're holding a convention in Brokerwood and then a triple-A event occurs.
00:09:04It's more than interesting.
00:09:05It's reinforcing.
00:09:07I'm constantly communing with cosmic beings, and I put a lot of energy out.
00:09:13I'm hopeful that tomorrow night that energy will be returned in the form of a visitation.
00:09:19Why tomorrow night?
00:09:20Oh, as part of the convention, we're staging a reach-out.
00:09:23Well, uh, oh, thank you.
00:09:27Uh, good luck with that.
00:09:29Yeah, good luck.
00:09:31I'm so glad I could help.
00:09:32Me too.
00:09:37Non-believers?
00:09:39Infidels?
00:09:40They will come around.
00:09:43Excuse me, detectives.
00:09:44Ah, Dr. Plummer, uh, Raymond Green.
00:09:47Is it true about Jacob Lewis?
00:09:48Ah, Mr. Lewis was found dead on the golf course this morning, yes.
00:09:53You knew him?
00:09:54Not personally, no.
00:09:56We were well acquainted with his cuisine.
00:09:58Dining at his restaurant.
00:10:00Something of our Friday night treat.
00:10:02Triple truffle burger with mushroom filet and chipotle fries.
00:10:06All yummy.
00:10:06The, um, truffle thing's not to my taste.
00:10:10Lucas has another vice.
00:10:12And one holy sinner with double cheese, feta and beetroot fondue.
00:10:16Ah.
00:10:18Dare I say it, a taste of heaven.
00:10:21Such a huge loss to the gastro community.
00:10:25So your members have up?
00:10:26No.
00:10:27I prefer to think that aliens are their own unique species.
00:10:31I'm doing research for my next psychology book, Believing is Seeing.
00:10:34I'm simply here to observe the power of human imagination.
00:10:38And you, Reverend?
00:10:39I can never resist a free cab.
00:10:42And, of course, I'm also here to offer the church's perspective if needed.
00:10:45Ah, which is vague.
00:10:47It's a pest.
00:10:47We can discuss this later.
00:10:49Ah, it's Gina.
00:10:51Gina.
00:10:52Mike, I've done a preliminary examination on the victim's body.
00:10:55And?
00:10:56There are several sites of damage.
00:10:58I see.
00:10:59Mike, I think there may have been multiple aliens involved.
00:11:03Multiple aliens?
00:11:04I would bet a dwarf planet and a solar eclipse, Mike.
00:11:09I'm on my way.
00:11:14Bye.
00:11:23Excuse me?
00:11:25Lena, hi.
00:11:27I heard about Jacob.
00:11:28It's so awful.
00:11:30Did you know him?
00:11:31Well, he used to hang out here.
00:11:33They're hitting on me for a date.
00:11:34The golf course.
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:37Come on, you'll love it.
00:11:38It's beautiful at sunset.
00:11:39Lots of birds.
00:11:40Okay, sure.
00:11:41Why not?
00:11:42We could take Trudy's dog.
00:11:43Trudy's dog?
00:11:44Why?
00:11:45Well, you know, first aid and all.
00:11:48Just might pay to have an adult in the room.
00:11:53He was an odd guy.
00:11:54But cute.
00:11:55Not as cute as Chad was.
00:11:57But still cute.
00:11:59Hey, do you think Campania is a sighthound or a scenthound?
00:12:02What?
00:12:03Well, hunting dogs are bred to be one or the other.
00:12:05Scenthounds have super sharp noses.
00:12:07You can train them to pick up on pretty much anything.
00:12:09I've got no idea.
00:12:10I'm more of a cat person.
00:12:11Do you like cats?
00:12:13Meow.
00:12:15I've got a cat suit at home.
00:12:23Looking for something?
00:12:25Just out for a casual walk?
00:12:27There's no crime in there, is there?
00:12:28Dogs are banned from the course.
00:12:30You need to leave.
00:12:31Well, dogs are banned, but pigs aren't.
00:12:32Talk about animal inequality.
00:12:34Read Animal Farm.
00:12:35You'll get the idea.
00:12:39Neither of us had read it.
00:12:40And Jacob admitted he wasn't into cats.
00:12:42Not that I'd wear my cat suit on a first date.
00:12:44The cat suit was me and Chad's thing.
00:12:47Still feels a bit soon, actually.
00:12:50Uh, Lena, what was Jacob digging for?
00:12:52Lost golf balls.
00:12:53What else?
00:12:54Quite the romantic first date.
00:12:57I was an extra pair of eyes to scan for balls.
00:12:59Parnia was there to sniff for the buried ones.
00:13:01I wouldn't have thought that lost golf balls would be buried.
00:13:04Really old ones are.
00:13:05Jacob said the aged ones are the most valuable.
00:13:07Soil preserves them, and they become, like, antique.
00:13:11Well, uh, thanks.
00:13:13We'll be in touch if we need to know more.
00:13:15We'll be in touch if we need to know more.
00:13:45How did you work this morning?
00:13:46Around 7am.
00:13:48Did you notice anyone on or around the 13th fairway at that time?
00:13:53Uh, no.
00:13:54I was working in here.
00:13:55Busy doing maintenance work.
00:13:57The mowers constantly need oil and grease, so...
00:14:00No, I didn't see Jacob.
00:14:03But every other day I did.
00:14:05How old do you know him?
00:14:06I know him enough to know he's a self-entitled dick.
00:14:10That's a strong opinion.
00:14:11He was always damaging my fairways with his endless walking
00:14:14and lurking about.
00:14:15I warned him to get off my greens,
00:14:17but would be a right arsehole about it.
00:14:19Hey!
00:14:20I've had enough of you!
00:14:21Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:14:26Sucker!
00:14:28I never did get that hole in one.
00:14:32And that's as close as you got to him?
00:14:35Too risky for him to get any closer.
00:14:36I'm way more accurate at chipping than driving.
00:14:39The victim has a severe traumatic brain injury
00:14:43resulting from a blunt force to the head.
00:14:46Extensive fractures radiate from the central point of impact.
00:14:50Could a golf ball cause that injury?
00:14:52No.
00:14:53Too small.
00:14:54The trauma indicates that a large curved object impacted his head.
00:14:59Also be a golf club.
00:15:01But, as I was saying,
00:15:03he also has a welt-like injury
00:15:05on the side of his calf.
00:15:07From the same object?
00:15:09More tests, Mike.
00:15:11But the tissue damage suggested happened at the same time.
00:15:15At time of death?
00:15:16With no onset of rigor mortis when we arrived,
00:15:18I would estimate between 6 and 8 a.m.
00:15:21And the grass samples?
00:15:25The grass has been burned, not sprayed.
00:15:28But the victim, was his skin or clothing burnt at all?
00:15:30No.
00:15:33I burn the grass off with a flamethrower.
00:15:35We're one of the first golf courses in the world
00:15:37to be certified as organic,
00:15:38so obviously we kill as a total no-go.
00:15:42Why do you burn a circle of grass?
00:15:45I like polka dots.
00:15:47I'm going to burn them all over.
00:15:50I'm making a bunker.
00:15:52Step one, burn off the grass.
00:15:54Step two, let it sit for a week,
00:15:56let the roots dry out,
00:15:57and I dig a bunker.
00:15:58Why a perfect circle?
00:16:01Circles are the ultimate symmetrical shape.
00:16:05They're balanced.
00:16:06They evoke harmony.
00:16:08Symmetry actually helps calm the players.
00:16:10My next bunker's going to be an equilateral triangle.
00:16:14Thomas!
00:16:17Excuse me.
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:24Hey!
00:16:27Can I help you?
00:16:29I'm a detective.
00:16:30Hey!
00:16:32Hey!
00:16:33Hey!
00:17:01Starting a new hobby.
00:17:02I'm saving that treat for retirement.
00:17:05When you won't be able to afford it.
00:17:06Very wise.
00:17:07Did I ever mention that I...
00:17:08Hate golf?
00:17:09Many times.
00:17:11We found this in the rough,
00:17:13not far from the crop circle.
00:17:14I'm guessing it broke and someone's dumped it.
00:17:17Be a pretty decent weapon in the wrong hands.
00:17:20Get Gina to see if that's a match for Jacob's wounds.
00:17:23As we were retrieving this,
00:17:25I saw a man loitering on the fairway.
00:17:27Didn't look like a golfer,
00:17:28and he took off once I tried to engage with him.
00:17:40I couldn't get a read on the number plate.
00:17:42Tash didn't recognise him either.
00:17:44Aside from that,
00:17:46neither she nor the club manager, Janet Grimm,
00:17:48saw anyone on the course prior to Todd finding the victim.
00:17:51So the fairways were empty?
00:17:53But for the aliens.
00:17:53Oh yes, on that note,
00:17:56in her shed, Tash is hiding something strange under a drop cloth.
00:18:01How strange?
00:18:02Well, let's just say at this stage it remains unidentified.
00:18:07What's under the drop cloth?
00:18:09Uh, why do you want to know?
00:18:13I'm intrigued by its contour.
00:18:18Uh, yeah, I can't tell you.
00:18:26You think it's a UFO?
00:18:30You do, don't you?
00:18:31No, all I'm saying is that...
00:18:33A flying saucer.
00:18:34Wow, come on.
00:18:35Why was she being evasive?
00:18:36You have that effect on people.
00:18:39There is no flying saucer.
00:18:40But if there is,
00:18:41I'll dress up as a little green alien.
00:18:44Well then, boss,
00:18:45we should get a warrant to find out.
00:18:47On the suspicion that a greenkeeper
00:18:48is harbouring alien fugitives in a spaceship.
00:18:51It's tenuous.
00:18:52But Kristen, as a little green alien,
00:18:54surely that's worth a shot.
00:18:55In your dreams.
00:18:58Uh, what about Jacob's cafe?
00:19:00Do you know if anyone wanted to harm Jacob?
00:19:03No, he was a poor guy.
00:19:06Did he owe anyone any money?
00:19:09The cafe's doing well,
00:19:10so I doubt that.
00:19:11He was thinking of expanding.
00:19:14Wanted me to take over some of the cooking,
00:19:15but that's so not my thing.
00:19:17Did he seem more stressed than normal?
00:19:19Oh, he's a bit antsy
00:19:20about the rising price of raw ingredients,
00:19:22but who isn't?
00:19:24Okay, well, um...
00:19:27We out.
00:19:28Can you cook?
00:19:30Can I cook?
00:19:32I'm just freaking out.
00:19:34Well, it turns out Jacob's cafe
00:19:36have the contract for catering the art event,
00:19:39and Freya is a little bit overwhelmed
00:19:41by the prospect.
00:19:44Todd!
00:19:47Hey, I've been thinking about the crop circle,
00:19:49trying to make sense of it.
00:19:50Uh, have you spoken to Janet Grimm?
00:19:52We have.
00:19:53Oh, good.
00:19:54Because when I saw you this morning,
00:19:55it was really weird.
00:19:57What the hell, lady?
00:19:58Get the hell out of here, go on!
00:20:00So I figured maybe Janet and the alien forces
00:20:01might be working together.
00:20:04Because...
00:20:04She was threatening him.
00:20:05Next minute, he was struck by a spaceship.
00:20:07What was the yelling about?
00:20:08It's obvious, isn't it?
00:20:10It was about herding Jacob into the open space
00:20:12while giving the spaceship a glass shot at him.
00:20:17Too soon.
00:20:18Hey, I've got a train.
00:20:22Someone's telling porkies.
00:20:23Indeed.
00:20:25Let's bring in Janet Grimm.
00:20:30Pay the green fees.
00:20:31End of story.
00:20:32Capitalist coercion.
00:20:33This is probably stolen land anyway.
00:20:36No pay, no pay.
00:20:37Listen, this is so much bigger than us not paying green fees.
00:20:39We were this close to actual contact.
00:20:41This close.
00:20:42I smell bacon.
00:20:44You've upset him.
00:20:45It's okay, hon.
00:20:46It's okay.
00:20:47No, the actual pigs are here.
00:20:51Ms. Grimm, we need to talk.
00:20:53Can you arrest these clowns?
00:20:55For trespassing, not paying green fees?
00:20:57Anything will be good to get them out of my face.
00:21:00Fellas, can I have a word?
00:21:03Janet, we have a witness who saw you shouting at Jacob Lewis
00:21:07this morning on the golf course.
00:21:09Who said that?
00:21:10That's not relevant.
00:21:11What is relevant is why you said you hadn't seen anyone on the course when you had.
00:21:15Well, with all the police activity, it must have stripped my mind.
00:21:18What were you arguing about?
00:21:20He was doing his usual lurking in the trees, but he was also digging up the grounds.
00:21:24I hadn't.
00:21:25Why would he be digging?
00:21:26No idea.
00:21:27Just what he does.
00:21:28He digs.
00:21:30He lurks.
00:21:32We're going to need a formal statement from you.
00:21:34Down at the station.
00:21:35Oh, I can't leave Alfie.
00:21:36I'll talk to Tash.
00:21:37Sure she can hold the fort.
00:21:40Don't fret, honey.
00:21:41Don't be long.
00:21:44Christopher, you may claim not to remember me, but I certainly remember you well enough
00:21:49to know that you are not a golfer, as evidenced by your attire.
00:21:53We wanted to blend in.
00:21:54To sneak onto the golf course.
00:21:55Why?
00:21:56To pay our respects to the dead guy.
00:21:58So, sneaking into a crime scene?
00:22:00An aborted alien abduction is not a crime scene.
00:22:02A AAA event is the scene of an accident.
00:22:04We came to be at one with the crop circle.
00:22:07Beautiful.
00:22:08They were here.
00:22:10Right here.
00:22:11Which means we're only a few hours behind actual contact.
00:22:14Aliens were here.
00:22:15Aliens were here.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:20Oh, it's like the yolk of a giant alien egg.
00:22:23It's just oozed down into the grass.
00:22:24I mean...
00:22:25Oh.
00:22:27Oh.
00:22:28It smells so good.
00:22:30Christopher, check the radiation.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:37Oh.
00:22:38Affirmative.
00:22:40Turned out to be 0.001 MSVs.
00:22:43So about the same as eating a banana, then?
00:22:45They still left their mark.
00:22:46And you still disregarded a police cordon.
00:22:49Plastic tape.
00:22:50Big deal.
00:22:50Detective, you don't have to tell Zelda about this, do you?
00:22:53I just don't want to stress her out.
00:22:56I think we can keep it between us.
00:22:58Great.
00:22:59And remember, I may...
00:23:00You're a fully integrated member of society.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04So act like it.
00:23:07Chris, don't talk to pigs.
00:23:10They're not like us.
00:23:11They're animals.
00:23:15Hello?
00:23:16Hello?
00:23:19Hello?
00:23:36Once again, what were you and Jacob arguing about?
00:23:39His attitude.
00:23:41Digging up and wrecking your golf course.
00:23:44Oscar, wouldn't you say?
00:23:46What was he digging for?
00:23:48Golf balls.
00:23:49Let me guess.
00:23:50The buried ones are aged and therefore worth more.
00:23:54A golf ball's a golf ball as far as I'm concerned.
00:23:57Hey.
00:23:58Hey, you're ripping me off big time.
00:24:00Supply and demand, that's all it is.
00:24:02Take it or leave it.
00:24:04Supply and demand of what?
00:24:06Golf balls.
00:24:08I bought them off Jacob for a dollar.
00:24:10I sold them at the clubroom shops for $5.
00:24:13He thought the markup was too high.
00:24:14He wanted more money.
00:24:15I refused.
00:24:16I don't pretend to understand how his mind works.
00:24:19But he was digging up my course.
00:24:21We shouted at each other and...
00:24:23End of story.
00:24:28Hi there.
00:24:30How do you feel?
00:24:32Like I've been hit in the head with a shovel.
00:24:34Well, that's a good sign.
00:24:35Because that is what happened.
00:24:38So at least your memory hasn't been affected.
00:24:41Great.
00:24:42Why did you feel the need to hit me?
00:24:43I thought you were a prowler.
00:24:46What do you think you were doing anyway?
00:24:48I came to see you.
00:24:49No, you were snooping.
00:24:51I'm a detective.
00:24:52You know that.
00:24:52I did have a prowl here last week.
00:24:57Oi!
00:24:59What do you think you're doing?
00:25:00Oh, I lost my case.
00:25:02Like hell you did.
00:25:03Get out of here!
00:25:04He was casing the place.
00:25:06Looking for a way to break in.
00:25:08Snooping.
00:25:09For what?
00:25:13Foreign objects.
00:25:14Such as?
00:25:15Let's just say,
00:25:16some things belong in this world
00:25:18and some things don't.
00:25:27Hi.
00:25:28Hi.
00:25:31What's with you?
00:25:33Oh, a bit of a bump to the head.
00:25:36By the leading edge of a spaceship's prematurely open door?
00:25:40Ah, I went to talk to Tash.
00:25:42I was in her shed.
00:25:44It was dark.
00:25:44She thought I was a prowler.
00:25:46She whacked me with a shovel.
00:25:50What a nasty bruise.
00:25:52No broken skin, though.
00:25:53Get checked for a concussion.
00:25:55Do you want to charge her?
00:25:57Well, technically I was trespassing.
00:25:59No warrant.
00:26:00Trying to get a peek at her flying saucer.
00:26:02Well, she did mention something about
00:26:03not belonging to this world.
00:26:05Daniel, come on now.
00:26:08Let it go.
00:26:08Did she get anything more useful
00:26:10than a possible concussion?
00:26:12Not much.
00:26:14This morning,
00:26:16are you sure you didn't see Jacob Lewis?
00:26:18I already told you no.
00:26:20Well, it's just that you
00:26:21burn a circle in the grass
00:26:23and the guy you didn't like
00:26:24ends up dead in it.
00:26:26Put over the head.
00:26:27I'm wondering if there's a pattern here.
00:26:30Was it your shovel?
00:26:31Well, if it was,
00:26:32I wasn't swinging it.
00:26:35Did you ever see him
00:26:36digging up the golf course?
00:26:38No.
00:26:40Although, Janet reckoned she saw him.
00:26:41There was some damage around the place.
00:26:43Although, that'd be Alfie.
00:26:45Because, hey, if your course manager owns a pig,
00:26:47what do you expect?
00:26:48It is odd, though, isn't it?
00:26:52Why bring a pig
00:26:54to a golf course?
00:26:59And whatever Janet and Jacob
00:27:00were arguing about,
00:27:01I doubt it was the price of lost balls.
00:27:03Perhaps we should take a closer look
00:27:05at the three amigos.
00:27:08Chris Kramer,
00:27:10Kirk Rollins,
00:27:11and Luke Lamarro
00:27:13all snuck onto Brokenwood golf course today.
00:27:15Did they say why?
00:27:16To commune with the alien crop circle.
00:27:19Or they were looking for something?
00:27:20Yeah, like that golf club.
00:27:22That, or whatever they used
00:27:24to kill Jacob Lewis
00:27:25earlier that morning.
00:27:26But why kill the caterer?
00:27:28Maybe it didn't matter who,
00:27:30just someone.
00:27:32someone to die
00:27:33in the crop circle
00:27:34to prove their crazy beliefs.
00:27:38Aliens have come.
00:27:48Thanks, Frodo.
00:27:49How's your X-File progressing?
00:27:51The alien abduction line of inquiry
00:27:53is not something we're pursuing right now.
00:27:56Zelda won't be happy.
00:27:57I don't think Zelda will be truly happy
00:27:59until she's back aboard
00:28:00the Battlestar Galactica.
00:28:03I'll see you in there.
00:28:04I don't want to miss any revelations.
00:28:09You're not really going to go in there,
00:28:11are you?
00:28:11Bunch of crazies.
00:28:13Trudy,
00:28:14you're not catering the event.
00:28:15Thankfully,
00:28:16I wouldn't trust that fruitcake
00:28:18to pay up.
00:28:18You will get your money
00:28:19when we're satisfied
00:28:20with the service.
00:28:22Just shop Porky Pigeon pizzas
00:28:23if you don't care about the quality.
00:28:24Hey,
00:28:25keep your voice down.
00:28:27They're not vegan.
00:28:28If there is no connection
00:28:30with the Cosmic Overlords tomorrow,
00:28:32it will be because
00:28:32my energy flows are disrupted.
00:28:34And I will hold you
00:28:35personally responsible.
00:28:38Now,
00:28:38look what you've done.
00:28:39Hey,
00:28:40pay up,
00:28:41and I'll play it up.
00:28:42With venue hire,
00:28:43you can lock them out.
00:28:44With food,
00:28:44they can scoff and run.
00:28:46Did they pay out?
00:28:47Don't know.
00:28:48What I do know
00:28:49is they have desperation
00:28:50written all over them.
00:28:51So,
00:28:52watch your backs.
00:28:53The Cosmic Overlords
00:28:55are observing the way
00:28:57we live
00:28:57and think.
00:28:59Right now,
00:29:00our culture
00:29:01is too destructive
00:29:03to be of any use to them.
00:29:04We must strive
00:29:05to achieve
00:29:06a greater sense of harmony.
00:29:08Only then
00:29:09will they begin
00:29:11to purify us.
00:29:13Now,
00:29:13Lucas,
00:29:13now.
00:29:15Reverend,
00:29:16your mention
00:29:17of the aliens
00:29:18helping us
00:29:19to be better
00:29:19interplanetary beings
00:29:21resonates with
00:29:22the Christian idea
00:29:23of humanity
00:29:24being prepared
00:29:25for eternal life.
00:29:28I wonder if
00:29:29God,
00:29:30rather than
00:29:31your cosmic...
00:29:32Cosmic
00:29:33overlords.
00:29:34Yes,
00:29:34I wonder if
00:29:36God
00:29:37might make
00:29:37a much better job
00:29:38of that transformation.
00:29:39I actually believe
00:29:41that God
00:29:42is an alien,
00:29:44a cosmic overlord.
00:29:46So,
00:29:46you might be on
00:29:47to something there,
00:29:48Reverend Christopher.
00:29:50How long
00:29:51did you commune
00:29:51with the cosmic overlords?
00:29:53It's hard to say.
00:29:56You lose
00:29:57all sense of time.
00:29:58It's like you're
00:29:59traveling into the past
00:30:00and the future
00:30:01simultaneously.
00:30:03So,
00:30:04in Earth time,
00:30:05I'd estimate
00:30:05around ten days.
00:30:07Were the aliens
00:30:08naked?
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Were you
00:30:12naked?
00:30:14I told you
00:30:16I was at
00:30:16a music festival.
00:30:17Of course
00:30:17I was naked.
00:30:18But you know
00:30:18you can't handle this.
00:30:19Did the aliens
00:30:20have genitals?
00:30:21Christopher.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:23How did you
00:30:24communicate
00:30:24with the aliens
00:30:26if there was
00:30:27a lack
00:30:27of common language?
00:30:30By touch.
00:30:33And if you
00:30:33must know,
00:30:34I loved it.
00:30:36And so did they.
00:30:38All right,
00:30:39everyone,
00:30:40that concludes
00:30:40my presentation.
00:30:42Now,
00:30:43let's move on
00:30:43to planning
00:30:44tonight's event.
00:30:45Now that the lights
00:30:46and equipment
00:30:47are sorted,
00:30:48then there's only
00:30:49one thing left
00:30:50to do
00:30:50to attract
00:30:51an alien spaceship.
00:30:52Can I please
00:30:53have a volunteer
00:30:54from the audience
00:30:55to offer themselves
00:30:56up as an abductee?
00:30:59Oh,
00:31:00Christopher.
00:31:00No,
00:31:01sorry.
00:31:01We already have
00:31:02a volunteer
00:31:03and we don't want
00:31:04the cosmic overlords
00:31:05to have to choose
00:31:05between the two of you.
00:31:06All right,
00:31:07everyone,
00:31:08let's please
00:31:08give a round
00:31:09of applause
00:31:10to our hero,
00:31:11Luke.
00:31:11Yes.
00:31:14Luke,
00:31:15your bravery
00:31:15is truly commendable.
00:31:18If abducted,
00:31:19I can truly
00:31:19say that your life
00:31:21will be enriched
00:31:22beyond imagination.
00:31:24Bring it on.
00:31:25Yes.
00:31:28My abduction
00:31:29will be further proof
00:31:30not only
00:31:31that aliens exist,
00:31:33but they are here
00:31:33for good,
00:31:34not evil.
00:31:38I am willing
00:31:39to stake my life
00:31:39on it.
00:31:42Aliens are people
00:31:43too.
00:31:43Yes.
00:31:44Aliens are people
00:31:45too.
00:31:45Aliens are people
00:31:46Aliens are people
00:31:46too.
00:31:47Aliens are people
00:31:48too.
00:31:49Aliens are people
00:31:50too.
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:52Hey, everyone.
00:31:54Thank you,
00:31:55and see you tonight
00:31:56at the Designated Zone.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:32:02Special bunch of humans.
00:32:03Cosmic-politan?
00:32:05Uh, no.
00:32:07Thanks.
00:32:07We're okay, Lena.
00:32:10Why were you two in there?
00:32:11Uh, we came to ask
00:32:12a couple of questions.
00:32:13While infiltrating
00:32:14our meeting.
00:32:15You two were on
00:32:16the golf course yesterday?
00:32:17Yes.
00:32:18You saw us.
00:32:18They're slow learners.
00:32:19Were you there
00:32:21earlier in the day,
00:32:21say around 7am?
00:32:22Oh, diversion tactic.
00:32:24Who do you work for?
00:32:25Secret Service?
00:32:25CIA.
00:32:26CIB, actually.
00:32:28They like to keep it local.
00:32:29Well, asleep in my motel.
00:32:31Alone?
00:32:32No.
00:32:33I was with my dreams.
00:32:35And you?
00:32:36I was with Selga.
00:32:37Don't ask what he was
00:32:38doing, though.
00:32:38Hey, Christopher.
00:32:39X-rated.
00:32:40Is there a problem?
00:32:42The police, or should I say
00:32:44government plants,
00:32:45have been spying on us.
00:32:46We have nothing to hide.
00:32:47Good.
00:32:48Where were you yesterday?
00:32:49Between 7 and 8am?
00:32:50Uh, why are you looking
00:32:51at Luke?
00:32:52I've told you it was
00:32:53an aborted alien abduction.
00:32:55A triple-A event?
00:32:56Yeah, we are the experts
00:32:57in this field.
00:32:58Trust us.
00:32:59I can handle this.
00:33:00I was at the motel
00:33:01prepping for my keynote
00:33:03speech tomorrow
00:33:03titled,
00:33:04Your neighbor is an alien.
00:33:06In fact, you're more than
00:33:07welcome to attend
00:33:08to hear my proof.
00:33:09And what proof would that be?
00:33:10Leaked top-secret documents
00:33:11detailing how aliens
00:33:13are living among us
00:33:14here and now.
00:33:15We are so blinkered
00:33:16by normality
00:33:16that we can't see them.
00:33:18But Jacob Lewis saw them.
00:33:20I'm sure of it.
00:33:21Whatever Jacob saw
00:33:22killed him.
00:33:23But alien interferences
00:33:24is unlikely.
00:33:26Then how do you explain
00:33:27the crop circle?
00:33:28Burn off with a flamethrower
00:33:29by a greenkeeper.
00:33:30Routine.
00:33:31Conspiracy of doubt.
00:33:33Ms. Belfand,
00:33:33you said you didn't know
00:33:34the victim.
00:33:35But you were seen
00:33:36arguing with him
00:33:37the night before he died.
00:33:38Hey, hey, pay up
00:33:40and I'll play it up!
00:33:41Oh, sure, we met.
00:33:42However, I didn't know him.
00:33:44And we weren't arguing.
00:33:45We were negotiating.
00:33:46But you had a problem
00:33:47with Mr. Lewis.
00:33:48Oh, there was no problem.
00:33:49In fact, the food
00:33:50should be here soon.
00:33:51Sustenance realm.
00:33:52Big night ahead.
00:33:58Kirk Rollins is a creep.
00:34:00Passionate in this delusion,
00:34:01at least.
00:34:06Rookie mistake.
00:34:07Should have parked the car
00:34:08closer to the front door.
00:34:10Freya, this is Detective Shepard.
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:12Hello.
00:34:13I see you've had some success.
00:34:15It's a disaster.
00:34:16Jacob's famous
00:34:17truffle tofu pasta
00:34:19without any truffles.
00:34:21Wait, you forgot to add them.
00:34:22No, we've run out.
00:34:23I substituted mustard for it.
00:34:25I'm hoping they won't notice.
00:34:27Your supply let you down?
00:34:28No idea.
00:34:29Jacob sourced them.
00:34:30I've got to get in there.
00:34:32See ya!
00:34:33Good luck.
00:34:35What do people with steel rods
00:34:36and pigs rooting around trees
00:34:38have in common?
00:34:43What?
00:34:45Healthy.
00:34:51Jenna!
00:34:53How can I help?
00:34:55Jacob Lewis didn't supply you
00:34:56with golf balls, did he?
00:34:58I'm not sure what you're getting at.
00:34:59He was hunting for the same thing
00:35:01that you hunt for.
00:35:02And what would that be?
00:35:04Truffles.
00:35:05Jacob was digging for truffles,
00:35:07but unlike you,
00:35:09he didn't find any.
00:35:10Truffles?
00:35:11They need black walnut trees,
00:35:12don't they?
00:35:12Or English oaks?
00:35:14We don't have any on the course.
00:35:15You seem to know a lot about it.
00:35:18We can have a search team here
00:35:19within the hour,
00:35:19with a warrant.
00:35:21If they find any,
00:35:22it could put you on the frame
00:35:23for Jacob Lewis' murder.
00:35:24How?
00:35:25Motive.
00:35:28The search team will do their best.
00:35:30But it could get messy.
00:35:32All right.
00:35:33All right.
00:35:35I guess we do this at the station, huh?
00:35:37But Alfie...
00:35:38Alfie seems happy to me.
00:35:40Come on.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:46Hello, Janet.
00:35:50Truffles.
00:35:52Found on the root system of some trees,
00:35:54including a certain variety of pine.
00:35:56And what of it?
00:35:58They can fetch up to $3,500 per kilo.
00:36:01If one had their own supply,
00:36:03it's understandable that they might not like others helping themselves.
00:36:07And how far might one go to protect that supply?
00:36:14It was an accident.
00:36:16The discovery.
00:36:17Let us.
00:36:19Alfie, what have you found?
00:36:21Tuba Milano Sporum.
00:36:24Hairy God Black Truffles.
00:36:29Otherwise known as Black Gold.
00:36:32I'd seen Jacob offer truffled mushrooms on his menu,
00:36:35so I thought he might be interested.
00:36:36Offered him a private deal,
00:36:3840% of the going rate.
00:36:40He was happy.
00:36:42He expanded his menu around truffles.
00:36:44And the cafe was a success.
00:36:47Then I raised my prices.
00:36:48I'm only fair to share in his success.
00:36:50Oi!
00:36:51What do you think you're doing?
00:36:53Well, I know extortion when I see it.
00:36:54You're forcing me to take matters into my own hands.
00:36:56Well, you won't find anything here.
00:36:58Come on, Janet.
00:36:58The golf course has got to be your source.
00:37:00I mean, look at Alfie.
00:37:01He's onto one right now.
00:37:02You get off my land right now!
00:37:04But he got greedy.
00:37:06Stuck his little nose in and wouldn't let go.
00:37:08I don't know how many times I chased him off.
00:37:10Told you to get out of here!
00:37:12What ifs?
00:37:14What the hell, lady?
00:37:15Get the hell out of here!
00:37:16Go on!
00:37:18I detest it when people say whatever.
00:37:21What ifs?
00:37:22Like fingernails down a blackboard.
00:37:25Well, manners and bad grammar aside, you still seriously assaulted Jacob.
00:37:31Whatever.
00:37:32We had it coming.
00:37:34The blow to his leg or the blow to his head?
00:37:37The one that killed him.
00:37:40You had a weapon.
00:37:41And you admit to beating him on the leg.
00:37:46I swear I only hit him the once.
00:37:49I would never take someone's life.
00:37:51You know, not for all the truffles in the world.
00:37:54Janet Grimm, we need you to remain in Brokenwood while we ascertain whether your pole delivered
00:37:59the fatal blow to the victim's head.
00:38:05If word gets out, it'll be like the Gold Rush days.
00:38:08To a chef, the scent of a truffle awakens a hunger as primal as bloodlust.
00:38:13I'll be fending off a stampede of chefs and their kitchen hands mining up the fairways.
00:38:18It's just a little sideline, you see, for my retirement.
00:38:24I'd appreciate it if we keep it just between ourselves.
00:38:50D.C. Chalmers?
00:38:53Yeah, it's Tash.
00:38:56I think I found something.
00:39:03Your alien friends must be very small to fly in that.
00:39:07You said they were big?
00:39:10Tash found this 20 metres downhill from the crop circle.
00:39:14Fingerprints made a match on a Bud Johnson.
00:39:18Judging by this, I'm sure he's the man I saw on the fairway.
00:39:21Why wouldn't you own up to looking for a discus?
00:39:24When you used your discus to kill someone.
00:39:27Get Gina to check the curvature of that discus against Jacob's head injury.
00:39:32If you bash with that, we'll do the job.
00:39:33And Bud Johnson has a prior for assault.
00:39:36He got 12 months home detention for it.
00:39:38His ankle bracelet came off six months ago.
00:39:40Hang on, I think I've read about him.
00:39:42Is discus a decathlon event?
00:39:44I think so.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:48Yeah, look.
00:39:49Brokenwood decathlon star flies high.
00:39:53Bud Johnson showcased his prowess at the National Athletic Championships,
00:39:57earning a commendable fourth place.
00:40:13Hi, Bud Johnson?
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:16Detective Christian Sims.
00:40:18Brokenwood CIB.
00:40:19I believe you've already met my colleague, DC Chalmers.
00:40:22We think we have some lost property belonging to you.
00:40:25It's a track and field discus.
00:40:27It's found on the golf course.
00:40:28Yeah, it could be mine.
00:40:29Can I see it?
00:40:30Yeah, it's back at the station.
00:40:31Why?
00:40:32We were hoping you could help us with that.
00:40:34How?
00:40:35A man was found dead on the golf course this morning.
00:40:38So I lose a discus and next minute I'm a murder suspect?
00:40:41Oh, he didn't say that.
00:40:43Yeah, but you're thinking it.
00:40:44Today when I called out to you, you ran off.
00:40:46And then you drove away from me in a reckless manner.
00:40:48Why?
00:40:49Yeah, look, I've learned the hard way.
00:40:51If I don't say any words, you can't twist them.
00:40:53Surely that's only a problem if you've actually done something wrong.
00:40:56I suggest you come back to the station with us and make a statement about how your discus
00:41:00ended up on the golf course.
00:41:03Recorded words are harder to manipulate.
00:41:12Were you on the golf course early yesterday morning around sunrise?
00:41:16Yes.
00:41:17What were you doing there?
00:41:19I was discus training.
00:41:21And did you see anyone else at the golf course during that time?
00:41:24No.
00:41:25Why did you leave your discus there?
00:41:27I just made my first throw of the morning when I got a call about an accident.
00:41:31To get the job, I got to be the first toy in the scene.
00:41:33I didn't have time to look for my discus.
00:41:35What fairway number were you on?
00:41:37No idea.
00:41:38A man was found dead on the golf course.
00:41:40He died from a severe head injury at the time you were there.
00:41:47We know you have a conviction for assault.
00:41:50We know that the man you assaulted was in hospital for over a week.
00:41:54Do you know why I assaulted him?
00:41:56Enlighten us.
00:41:58The drunk prick was my neighbour's ex.
00:41:59He came to beat her up again.
00:42:01I made sure it was the last time he hurt her.
00:42:04I've done my anger management course and I'll admit the ninth step is the hardest...
00:42:08What is the ninth step?
00:42:09To develop empathy for the other's perspective.
00:42:12I still don't have empathy for my neighbour's ex.
00:42:15But I'm trying to change my ways.
00:42:16That's why I'm training so hard.
00:42:18It's a way of releasing all the negativity.
00:42:21Do you know this man?
00:42:26I don't remember him.
00:42:35Uh, Gina, you want to see me?
00:42:37Always, Mike.
00:42:38Good evening.
00:42:39Evening.
00:42:40The curvature of this type of discus matches the victim's head injury.
00:42:47The dick athlete.
00:42:49Bud Johnson.
00:42:50I've seen his photo in the paper.
00:42:52Handsome.
00:42:53He reminds me of a volleyball player I knew in Vladivostok.
00:42:56Well, Bud Johnson was convicted for serious assault.
00:42:59And depending on what you tell me, perhaps more convictions will follow.
00:43:05I will do what I can for you, Mike.
00:43:07If you allow me to show you my melons.
00:43:09Uh, sure.
00:43:14Imagine this melon is the victim's head.
00:43:26A very accurate throw that struck at full speed could also kill.
00:43:31World champion discus throws travel at speeds of 26 metres per second,
00:43:36which is 93.6 kilometres per hour.
00:43:39So it's like being hit in the head by a very small car.
00:43:42A two-cagey car with no wheels that flies, yes.
00:43:45The impact force at high velocity leads to certain cranial fracture.
00:43:52If Bud Johnson threw his discus from a very short range,
00:43:56it would have been a lethal act.
00:44:00But did he have intent?
00:44:02Bud Johnson stated he didn't know Jacob Lewis, so where's the motive?
00:44:07So, uh, freak accident.
00:44:09Well, if you're training, you're going to watch the full flight of your throat
00:44:12to see how far it flies.
00:44:13Yes, you would have had to have seen it strike Jacob.
00:44:16Intentional or accidental.
00:44:17Either way, it's a hit and run.
00:44:23Let's bring him in tomorrow.
00:44:46I fail to see a meaningful distinction between belief in extraterrestrial life and belief in God.
00:44:52There is no empirical evidence to suggest that either exists.
00:44:55I'm not concerned with the belief.
00:44:56It's the worshipping of aliens that's the issue.
00:44:59Worship is belief times a few degrees.
00:45:02Roger, you're hogging the blanket.
00:45:03Lucas, please, I'm not.
00:45:05Lucas, please, I'm not.
00:45:13When did Luke learn alienese?
00:45:16I taught him yesterday.
00:45:18Uh-huh.
00:45:20Out of all of us, I think that Luke is the best bait, for want of a better word.
00:45:26He's strong mentally, physically.
00:45:30You feel a little feeble in comparison.
00:45:32But you're not at all.
00:45:34I haven't communed with aliens in 16 years.
00:45:37I make you all follow me up and down the country, promising alien encounters that never eventuate.
00:45:44But they will.
00:45:47I wonder if Luke would be a better leader.
00:45:49If I stood down, we could make him president.
00:45:52No way.
00:45:54We follow you because we believe in you.
00:45:57There could be a million reasons why aliens haven't visited us, and none of them would involve you.
00:46:02You remain our one degree of separation to another life form.
00:46:06You're phenomenal.
00:46:08Really?
00:46:08Yes.
00:46:09Yesterday, Jacob Lewis came this close to being abducted.
00:46:12That is no coincidence.
00:46:14They are looking for you.
00:46:18They are coming.
00:46:19But it'll be you, not Luke, who they beam up into their ship.
00:46:24And I wouldn't say no.
00:46:26Thank you, Christopher.
00:46:30Thank you, Christopher.
00:47:52I take it this was the venue Arpt chose for their reach-out?
00:47:56Interesting choice, given Jacob Lewis's demise.
00:47:59This is my fault.
00:48:01Why?
00:48:02I found both bodies.
00:48:04I've tapped into some kind of dark energy vortex.
00:48:07Well, I think that was just a weird coincidence.
00:48:12It's draining time again.
00:48:13Really?
00:48:17No way.
00:48:18I'm done with speed golf.
00:48:19Water count's too high.
00:48:23Time of death?
00:48:24Judging by his body temperature, maybe between 3 and 5 a.m.
00:48:29How similar are his injuries to the first victim?
00:48:33He has a head injury on his right temple and symmetrical marking on his forehead.
00:48:38But look, Mike.
00:48:39He has burn marks on both hands.
00:48:43Of course?
00:48:45Too early to say.
00:48:52Did you burn another circle yesterday on Fairway 6?
00:48:55No.
00:48:56Did you see anyone this morning on the course?
00:48:59No.
00:49:00Was the circle a perfect circle?
00:49:04So, who died?
00:49:06I can't say.
00:49:08It could have been the thief.
00:49:09What thief?
00:49:09I just called into your station to report it.
00:49:12Last night, someone broke in here and stole my flamethrower.
00:49:15And my favourite drop cloth.
00:49:17Hence the tarpaulin.
00:49:18Well, modesty's important.
00:49:20I'll get fingerprints in here to see if they can pick anything up.
00:49:23Until then, don't touch anything.
00:49:26But I already put the tarp on, so technically I've touched it.
00:49:29I can see that.
00:49:32So, if I was to slowly approach that shape and pull the tarp off,
00:49:38would you try and hit me with a shovel?
00:49:39I truly am sorry about that.
00:49:43No, hold on.
00:49:45I'll do it.
00:49:56You can't tell anyone.
00:49:58It's a surprise for me kids.
00:49:59It's going to be a float for their school fundraiser.
00:50:02So, when you said some things don't belong in this world...
00:50:05I just don't want Janet finding out.
00:50:08Last year, I made a Thomas the Tank engine.
00:50:10You should have seen this thing.
00:50:12It was so good.
00:50:13It was...
00:50:14Anyway, Janet busted me.
00:50:16She accused me of using this shed for moonlighting and she threatened to fire me.
00:50:20She can't know.
00:50:21I can work with that.
00:50:24And you know it's perfect, right?
00:50:26Really?
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:28It's absolutely perfect.
00:50:35Tash claims she didn't burn the circle,
00:50:38but her flamethrower and her drop cloth were stolen last night.
00:50:41Shut the entire course down.
00:50:43I'll be there.
00:50:43I'll put a search team together.
00:50:46Gina, can you get me some grass up?
00:50:48Mike, you should know by now that I always know what you want.
00:50:50What the hell's going on here?
00:50:52Another person has been found dead.
00:50:54Walk with me.
00:50:55Who was it?
00:50:57And what's all this gear on my fairway?
00:50:58It's too early to tell.
00:51:00Have you seen anyone on the golf course this morning?
00:51:02Your cop on the gate turned away the first players about 20 minutes ago.
00:51:05Have you been on the fairway this morning?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07We need to close the entire golf course until further notice.
00:51:12When can I get my walking pop at?
00:51:15When you stop assaulting people with it.
00:51:18Get on with it then.
00:51:20A little more.
00:51:22A little more.
00:51:23Oh, too much.
00:51:25Ms. Belfand, could we have a word, please?
00:51:29This is about Luke, isn't it?
00:51:31He's been abducted.
00:51:32We came by looking this morning, but we didn't get a warm reception.
00:51:34Did you see flashing lights indicating the spaceship's departure?
00:51:39He's already said he's being told to say nothing.
00:51:40Maybe he's a robocop that missed getting the speech chip installed.
00:51:43Kirk, please be respectful.
00:51:44I think his silence is a really good sign.
00:51:47Cops are in full-on cover-up mode.
00:51:48Luke has been abducted.
00:51:50He's probably communing with the Cosmic Mervords right now.
00:51:54Detective, please, there is no need to cover this up.
00:51:57It's positive news.
00:52:00Luke Lamaro's body was found on the course this morning.
00:52:04Oh, damn.
00:52:05Damn, damn.
00:52:06My God, it's another triple A event.
00:52:08There's no evidence to suggest that.
00:52:10Two deaths, days apart, at the same location?
00:52:13Of course it's another abduction attempt.
00:52:15Is there a crop circle?
00:52:16Once again, there was a burnt circle of grass, which appears to be man-made.
00:52:20But you can't be sure.
00:52:21How stupid are you?
00:52:23Can you not see the parallels?
00:52:24Did he have a head injury?
00:52:26And an unusual marking on his forehead.
00:52:28There you go.
00:52:29God damn it, we missed it.
00:52:30Damn it.
00:52:32Zelda, could I look at your model spaceship begin, please?
00:52:34Yeah, Christopher, please.
00:52:36Oh.
00:52:38Do you think he's suffered?
00:52:40I should never lift him alone.
00:52:45Identical.
00:52:46That says it all.
00:52:46They came for me after all, they're here.
00:52:52I'm Detective Shepard.
00:52:54Please follow me.
00:52:56But why is he dead?
00:52:58Well, that's a good question.
00:52:59And when we find the offender, we will be asking them that.
00:53:02Just as a matter of interest.
00:53:04Where were you two this morning between 3 and 5 a.m.?
00:53:07Asleep in my motel, missing all the action.
00:53:09Alone with your dreams, I guess.
00:53:11You got it.
00:53:11Mm-hmm.
00:53:12And you, Christopher?
00:53:13Ripping up the sheets, eh, Chris?
00:53:14Uh, yeah, I was with Zelda.
00:53:20Christopher, you are something out of this world.
00:53:25Yes, I was, uh, occupied.
00:53:28Stop pointing your finger at us.
00:53:29They killed Luke.
00:53:31They killed Luke because he was going to reveal top secret intel today in his keynote speech.
00:53:35He had proof that aliens live among us.
00:53:38When you say they...
00:53:39You, they, them, the SIS, CIA, FBI, governments.
00:53:44Luke's blood is on their hands.
00:53:47Your hands.
00:53:47Every last one of them.
00:53:50Your overhead project is on fire.
00:53:52Here's the original.
00:53:54Luke's marking is exactly the same as the crop circle the aliens made in 2010 at the music festival when
00:54:00I was abducted.
00:54:02And you were found in that circle?
00:54:04Yes.
00:54:05Oh, my God, it's a message.
00:54:07Marking Luke with your design is saying they want you.
00:54:10Why would they kill him?
00:54:12Well, miscalculation, unintentional, I'm sure.
00:54:14Military assassination, more likely.
00:54:16Everyone's opinion is welcome.
00:54:19Down at the station.
00:54:29So, what were you guys doing at the golf course last night?
00:54:31Uh, I was in charge of the lighting and sound system.
00:54:34And playing the music.
00:54:35Yeah, and playing the music.
00:54:38Impressive.
00:54:39Yeah, I did a great one piano as a kid.
00:54:41I know my way around the keys.
00:54:42It's not about how many notes.
00:54:44That's playing them or feeling.
00:54:46And staying awake.
00:54:47Oh, come on, break too soon.
00:54:48Todd!
00:54:50He had one job.
00:54:52Look, playing score intergalactically could be my big break.
00:54:54Like, the biggest stage.
00:54:55Actually, the biggest.
00:54:56And it's still expanding.
00:54:59How well did you know the victim, Luke Lamaro?
00:55:01Uh, not at all.
00:55:02No, but he was awesome.
00:55:04Yeah, yeah, real nice guy.
00:55:05Yeah, hanging in there even after Zelda shut it down and sent us home.
00:55:08Yeah, so brave.
00:55:09Paid the ultimate price.
00:55:11For man and alien kind.
00:55:20I understand that Luke was some kind of offering to attract the aliens.
00:55:25But not a sacrificial one.
00:55:27Luke was to be abducted, just as I was, to be used as an interspecies cultural exchange before being returned
00:55:34to us safely.
00:55:35Was there anyone in your group, perhaps, Earth-based, shall we say, who had any issues with Luke?
00:55:43Of course not.
00:55:44We were all rooting for him.
00:55:46And we all wanted him to succeed.
00:55:47Did you and Luke get along?
00:55:50Sure.
00:55:50He's a believer.
00:55:52Bit mainstream, but committed.
00:55:55You're very committed too, aren't you, Kirk?
00:55:57I believe in alien life.
00:55:59It's no crime.
00:56:01I didn't say it was.
00:56:04Why didn't you volunteer to be abducted?
00:56:07My time will come.
00:56:09Zelda has the connection.
00:56:10She believed Luke was the one.
00:56:13How did that make you feel?
00:56:16Fine.
00:56:16Your relationship with Christopher Kramer.
00:56:19He's such a sweet man.
00:56:21Yet you didn't choose for him to be abducted.
00:56:25He wasn't ready.
00:56:26Christopher can be a little anxious at times.
00:56:30And the aliens seek.
00:56:32Constancy.
00:56:32Or maybe you were fearful of losing him.
00:56:35Why would I think that?
00:56:36Perhaps you knew that whoever went into that circle would die.
00:56:41How well did you get on with Luke?
00:56:44As well as I did with any of the other members.
00:56:47Do you know if he had any enemies?
00:56:49Anyone he didn't get on with?
00:56:51No.
00:56:52Or, yes, actually, maybe.
00:56:58Is that multiple choice?
00:57:03Do you have something you want to share?
00:57:07Do I want to?
00:57:08No.
00:57:10Should I?
00:57:11I don't know.
00:57:12Would I?
00:57:13I mean, I could.
00:57:16This has to stay between us.
00:57:18Well, that depends on whether or not what you've got to say is any value.
00:57:21If it's just more conspiracy theory, then sure, it won't go any further.
00:57:24No, it's not.
00:57:26Really, Christopher?
00:57:27Are you sure you're not just wasting my time?
00:57:30What I say and believe has value.
00:57:32I am a fully integrated member of society.
00:57:35Then prove it.
00:57:36What do you know?
00:57:38So, I saw Luke and Kirk the other night arguing.
00:57:42About alien weaponry or...?
00:57:44I don't know.
00:57:45I couldn't make it out, but it was heated.
00:57:49Intense.
00:57:50When was this?
00:57:52Three nights ago.
00:57:53Where?
00:57:54Here.
00:57:55On the side of his station.
00:57:57What were they doing?
00:57:59Kirk had petrol.
00:58:00He wanted to burn the station gun into Lucasfilm's store.
00:58:03And why would Kirk want to do that?
00:58:06Because he knows a lot.
00:58:08Every station has one.
00:58:09It's criminal.
00:58:10Like a scrambling device.
00:58:11An electronic beacon.
00:58:13Sprays the night sky to interfere with extraterrestrial spacecraft.
00:58:17Police stations don't have those.
00:58:18I'm starting to wonder about you.
00:58:21You committed or not?
00:58:24And you just happened to be across the road while Kirk was trying to torch the place?
00:58:31Yes.
00:58:33Doing my best to be a fully integrated member of society.
00:58:43There you go.
00:58:4411.27pm.
00:58:46Three nights ago.
00:58:49So Chris Kramer was telling the truth.
00:58:51First time for everything.
00:58:57A witness claims that several nights ago you and Luke Lamarro had an altercation outside this police station.
00:59:04He was preventing you from committing arson.
00:59:10We have it on CCTV.
00:59:17So what?
00:59:18I didn't do it.
00:59:20But you were clearly very angry with Luke.
00:59:21Yeah.
00:59:23He stopped me from setting things right.
00:59:25I know what goes on here.
00:59:27I know you have an electronic beacon on the roof of this building sending interference scrambling into planetary communications.
00:59:33That interference is probably what caused the malfunction on the spacecraft which led to the death of Luke and the
00:59:38other guy.
00:59:39It's you who are responsible.
00:59:42You're right Kirk.
00:59:43We do have an electronic beacon on the roof.
00:59:45Okay.
00:59:46You actually admit it.
00:59:47It's called a shortwave radio.
00:59:49We use it in emergencies and a bid to help save lives.
00:59:53You're going to be charged with attempted arson.
00:59:55What?
00:59:56I didn't do it.
00:59:57I think the key word here is attempted.
01:00:00I'll be back shortly with the paperwork.
01:00:04Wow.
01:00:05And I thought Chris Kramer was crazy.
01:00:08Hmm.
01:00:09We still don't have enough.
01:00:12Kirk and Luke would butt heads occasionally, differing opinions, but Kirk would never go that far not to hurt Luke.
01:00:19Well, he was prepared to burn down the police station.
01:00:24Posturing, I'm sure.
01:00:25Back to last night, you called off the ceremony.
01:00:28Why?
01:00:29We were feeling the cold.
01:00:31Guessing it was around 2 a.m.
01:00:39Here I have failed you again.
01:00:41It's not your fault.
01:00:42Maybe it's Luke.
01:00:44He's just not ready.
01:00:49Everyone, listen up.
01:00:52Frodo, please.
01:00:56I think we should call it a night.
01:00:58I apologize to you all.
01:01:00I've led you all down another blind alley.
01:01:04In this case, a cold, dark alley without cosmic light.
01:01:10Tomorrow, I will resign as the president.
01:01:12Zelda, you can't.
01:01:13No, it's too late.
01:01:14I'm too tired to talk.
01:01:15Let's pack up and go.
01:01:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:20I'm staying.
01:01:21I'm certain they're coming for me.
01:01:24I'm happy to stay on my own.
01:01:26Oh, gosh, Luke.
01:01:27Your dedication is so moving.
01:01:31I want you to take over for me.
01:01:34You must lead up from here.
01:01:36But you...
01:01:37Just think about it.
01:01:46I'll say a big conflutati to the masters from here.
01:01:51Thank you, Luke.
01:01:52You are a hero.
01:01:54You are a hero.
01:02:00Come on, people.
01:02:01Let's go.
01:02:18That was the last time I ever saw Luke.
01:02:22I'm so self-absorbed I didn't even look back.
01:02:25He's such a brave man.
01:02:29You and Christopher, you went home?
01:02:31Back to Christopher's, yes.
01:02:37Excuse me.
01:02:41Kristen Sims?
01:02:42Hi, it's Freya.
01:02:50I hope you didn't call me here just to help with these.
01:02:54I'm so over it.
01:02:55You know, washing dishes is a little outside my job description.
01:02:59Lucky you.
01:03:04So, it could be nothing.
01:03:06Try me.
01:03:07I was unloading the car just before.
01:03:09Need a hand there?
01:03:11Um, no, I'm all good.
01:03:13So that thing the other day with your boss, it's no biggie, right?
01:03:17Jacob's dead.
01:03:18I know, and it had nothing to do with me.
01:03:20I didn't even know the guy.
01:03:21If you say so.
01:03:23I do.
01:03:24So we all good?
01:03:28What did he mean by that thing the other day?
01:03:32Jacob used to park outside on the yellow lines.
01:03:34He'd always get tickets.
01:03:36Then a few days ago, he was getting towed and it got ugly.
01:03:40You can't tow me, man.
01:03:41This is my restaurant.
01:03:41I park here all the time.
01:03:42Hey, hey, you're a son, do you know that, mate?
01:03:46Hey, cross the line, mate.
01:03:47Don't ever start while you can't finish.
01:03:50Just breathe, breathe.
01:03:52Don't ever grab someone from behind.
01:03:55That was a dumb move.
01:03:59It may be nothing, but no.
01:04:01Thanks, Frey, you've been a big help.
01:04:03Oh, and the dishes, uh, what if I could?
01:04:13Hi, bud.
01:04:16We need to talk.
01:04:25You lied to me, bud.
01:04:29About not knowing Jacob Lewis.
01:04:32We have a witness who saw you tow his car from outside his burger restaurant.
01:04:38So do you admit to towing Jacob Lewis' car?
01:04:42Yes.
01:04:43And do you admit to punching Mr Lewis in the stomach?
01:04:48Do you know why I like my job?
01:04:51Tell me.
01:04:52Because it's a job.
01:04:53After my conviction, it was the only job I could get.
01:04:56I need a job to pay my rent while I'm training.
01:04:59I'm training to be a tech athlete.
01:05:00That's my dream.
01:05:01I wouldn't do anything to jeopardise that.
01:05:03That doesn't really answer my question.
01:05:04Did the witness also say it was self-defence?
01:05:06That Lewis had a go at me first?
01:05:08Or nah, they left that part out.
01:05:14I'm going to ask you again.
01:05:16The day before yesterday morning, did you see Jacob Lewis between 7am and 8am at the Brokenwood golf course?
01:05:23No.
01:05:25After you got the towing call out, which direction did you leave the course?
01:05:29Towards the car park, of course.
01:05:35If this is the car park, where were you training?
01:05:38I don't know.
01:05:39I'm not a golfer.
01:05:40I'm just looking for open space, you know?
01:05:43Jacob Lewis was found dead on the 13th fairway.
01:05:47We know he was killed by a blow to the head, the wound matching the curvature of your discus.
01:05:53We know that you and the victim argued the day before, which leads us to believe there was some intent
01:05:59behind the discus hitting Mr. Lewis.
01:06:01No.
01:06:02Oh, come on, bud.
01:06:04You lost your cool.
01:06:05It had happened before.
01:06:07I video myself.
01:06:09What?
01:06:09I film myself so I can watch my form.
01:06:15That was an apovic throw, by the way.
01:06:18Felt right on the money.
01:06:21And that's when I got the phone call.
01:06:37We will need a copy of this video.
01:06:40The weapon could be a golf club, but hard to say without the actual club to make a match.
01:06:45But the head injury was fatal.
01:06:47No, Mike.
01:06:49The cause of that was cardiac arrest.
01:06:51He suffered severe arrhythmia.
01:06:52Caused by?
01:06:53It was triggered by an electrical shock.
01:06:55See?
01:06:56This indicates the entry point of the electrical current.
01:07:01Given the storm last night, could he have been struck by lightning?
01:07:04Highly unlikely.
01:07:05For him to be struck by a lightning bolt on both hands, he must have been playing volleyball.
01:07:10Volleyball.
01:07:10Like this or this.
01:07:13I love volleyball.
01:07:15Have you ever played, Mike?
01:07:16Not in a very long time.
01:07:19Could Luke's hands and the grass have been burned by the same source?
01:07:23No.
01:07:24A naked flame burned the grass.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:28And the mark on his head?
01:07:31Freshly done.
01:07:32Within the last 18 hours.
01:07:34The ink is marker pen.
01:07:37Beach volleyball is my favorite.
01:07:39The men wear swimming briefs.
01:07:41In Russia, they are called plavki.
01:07:44And they are?
01:07:45Budgie smugglers, Mike.
01:07:47Very athletic.
01:08:04That's it.
01:08:0768 meters.
01:08:1068 meters.
01:08:42At the point of contact, yes.
01:08:49Wow.
01:08:50I know.
01:08:51I looked it up.
01:08:53Connor Bell's New Zealand record is 69.5 meters.
01:08:57Repeat 68 and you'll qualify for the Commonwealth Games.
01:09:01I still killed a bloke, though, didn't I?
01:09:07It played out, then.
01:09:10Death by a careless use of an Olympic-approved sporting implement.
01:09:13One down, one to go.
01:09:15Are we calling it?
01:09:16It's another homicide.
01:09:18Luke Lamarro was electrocuted.
01:09:21Senior?
01:09:22Ah, thanks.
01:09:25Zelda Belfin's on her way in.
01:09:28Do you perhaps need Christopher as your support person?
01:09:31No, no, I'm fine.
01:09:35We've been so shaken by Luke's death.
01:09:39He's struggling as well, I can tell.
01:09:41And, uh...
01:09:43I'm struggling to conceal it from him.
01:09:48What do you need to conceal?
01:09:50That, um...
01:09:54I'm responsible for Luke's death.
01:09:58Both deaths in actuality.
01:10:01Go on.
01:10:02It started with a seed of negativity.
01:10:06Depressive thoughts stemming from the disappointment that I have been unable to physically reconnect with the aliens.
01:10:12And from that seed, there has been slow but malignant growth.
01:10:17That growth creates negative energy vibrations which, in turn, quaver out into the cosmos.
01:10:27The rest, I'm sure I don't need to explain.
01:10:31No, uh...
01:10:32Please enlighten us.
01:10:34Well, the aliens absorb those vibrations.
01:10:37They involuntarily act upon them by traveling here.
01:10:41Creating an interspecies, co-killing, unwittingly orchestrated by myself.
01:10:51They are the bullet.
01:10:53But I am most definitely the gun.
01:10:57Well, it may come as some relief to know that, with regards to Jacob Lewis's death, there was no alien
01:11:06involvement.
01:11:07You seem sure.
01:11:08I am.
01:11:09Uh, Mr. Lewis was killed by an Earth-based object.
01:11:12Uh, an accident.
01:11:14I detect cynicism, detective, and I thought we were past that.
01:11:18Not cynicism.
01:11:19Fact.
01:11:20And Luke?
01:11:22That is more perplexing.
01:11:26I left him out there like a lamb to the slaughter.
01:11:31I lay awake, trying to stop those negative vibrations emanating.
01:11:36Holding them back.
01:11:37But to no avail.
01:11:40With Christopher.
01:11:42What?
01:11:43You lay awake with Christopher.
01:11:45I didn't hear him.
01:11:47But you were in bed together.
01:11:49Did he tell you that?
01:11:51Did he tell you that?
01:11:52Awkwardly.
01:11:52Yes.
01:11:53I, yeah, I was with Zelda.
01:11:57Occupied.
01:11:58Christopher, bless him.
01:12:00What do you mean?
01:12:01Well, Christopher is an interesting man.
01:12:03But he's not ready for some things.
01:12:06And nor am I in that regard.
01:12:10Even though he's your fiancé?
01:12:14Christopher would like to be my fiancé.
01:12:17But, well, perhaps one day when we're both ready.
01:12:22Oh, sir, I'm confused.
01:12:24I'm still married.
01:12:26I have been for 16 years.
01:12:40Oh, just the man we wanted to see.
01:12:42Well, I don't want to see you.
01:12:43Ah, Kirk, the feeling is entirely mutual.
01:12:46We're not interested in you.
01:12:47You can bugger off.
01:12:47You can't say that.
01:12:48I just did.
01:12:49Go on.
01:12:49Get out of here.
01:12:53Ah, convention's finished.
01:12:54We're holding a vigil for Luke tonight.
01:12:56A few questions first.
01:12:57Sure.
01:12:58Yeah, I'll just put this in the car.
01:12:59No, no.
01:13:00Questions first.
01:13:02Sure.
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:03Um, yeah, questions are good.
01:13:04They provide answers like, like, um, how long's a piece of string?
01:13:07And what's in the box?
01:13:10No idea.
01:13:11It's not my box.
01:13:12I'm just holding it for a friend.
01:13:14Oh, let's take a look then, shall we?
01:13:18Allow me.
01:13:22Hey!
01:13:23Hey!
01:13:24Hey!
01:13:26Where's the light?
01:13:27Hey!
01:13:31Come on.
01:13:37You've got nothing.
01:13:38You can try, but you'll never take me down.
01:13:43What was that last bit?
01:13:44I didn't quite hear you.
01:13:45This is your car, Christopher?
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No.
01:13:53No.
01:14:02Oh, Christopher.
01:14:34Sorry to keep you waiting, Christopher.
01:14:36We just had to verify a few things.
01:14:44This is the property of the Broken Wood Golf Course.
01:14:48How did it end up in your car?
01:14:51Never seen it before?
01:14:53Even though your fingerprints are all over it.
01:14:55Strange.
01:14:57This drop cloth and, uh, this golf club, again, the property of the Broken Wood Golf Club,
01:15:04were also in your car.
01:15:05Now, how do you explain that?
01:15:08Obviously, someone's broken into my vehicle and put them both there.
01:15:11Who?
01:15:12I think it might be Kirk.
01:15:14Why would Kirk want to do that?
01:15:17Ask him.
01:15:18We might just do that.
01:15:20And while we're at it, ask him how we managed to get your fingerprints all over the items.
01:15:24But are they really?
01:15:25Uh, yep.
01:15:27There they are.
01:15:28And the other interesting thing about this is the, um, the grass residue.
01:15:33There is a pattern.
01:15:36Here to here.
01:15:40It's like the grass has all been flattened in the one direction.
01:15:43A flow from the outside to the center.
01:15:47Which, in itself, might mean very little, except...
01:15:50And this grass, it's a definite match to the samples from the fake crop circle.
01:15:57That place is this drop cloth at the crime scene.
01:16:03From now on, no more extraterrestrial excuses, Christopher.
01:16:08We're dealing in facts.
01:16:10Your fingerprints on stolen items traceable to the crime scene.
01:16:14Did you kill Luke Lamarro?
01:16:17No.
01:16:19Christopher, where were you between 3 and 5 a.m. this morning?
01:16:22In my home.
01:16:24Alone?
01:16:25No.
01:16:25I was but, you know, Zelda.
01:16:28In the same room or separate?
01:16:29The same room.
01:16:30In the bedroom?
01:16:31Yes, of course.
01:16:33Was she sleeping?
01:16:34Why does that matter?
01:16:35If she was sleeping, she wouldn't be able to verify that you remained in the house between 3 and 5
01:16:40a.m.
01:16:43She was not sleeping.
01:16:45You sure about that?
01:16:46Yes, of course, because we were, you know...
01:16:51What?
01:16:54We were expressing our, uh, love.
01:16:59Sex.
01:17:01For two hours?
01:17:04Yes.
01:17:05Two hours.
01:17:07Wow.
01:17:07That's a lot of love, given you had such a big night waiting for a close encounter with alien kind.
01:17:13Well, she was feeling down and she, um, she needed comfort.
01:17:17The thing is, Christopher, that doesn't really line up with Zelda's version of events.
01:17:21I'm still married.
01:17:22I'm married to you.
01:17:25When I was abducted aboard the alien spacecraft, there was a marriage ceremony.
01:17:32Sadly, we didn't have time to consummate.
01:17:35So I have been keeping myself ready for that day.
01:17:40So, uh, no, um, Christopher and I are in a platonic relationship, and to make things easier on Christopher, we
01:17:49do not share a bit.
01:17:50They, they will come for him.
01:17:53And I'm not so sure anymore.
01:17:55Good night.
01:17:56Good night.
01:17:58So, if in between 3 and 5 a.m. you weren't comforting your almost but not quite yet fiancé with
01:18:07two hours of your manhood, then what were you doing?
01:18:12Let me jog your memory.
01:18:14You were feeling overlooked.
01:18:16Can I please have a volunteer to offer themselves up as an abductee?
01:18:21Oh, Christopher.
01:18:22No, sorry.
01:18:23We already have a volunteer.
01:18:25We don't want the cosmic overlords to have to choose between the two of you.
01:18:29As Zelda's most devoted follower, must have hurt you a little.
01:18:33Hurt choosing Luke over you.
01:18:34Teaching him agonese.
01:18:40Favouring him over you.
01:18:43I want you to take over from me.
01:18:45You must lead on from here.
01:18:47Bitches.
01:18:48Just think about it.
01:18:53Luke, you are the chosen one.
01:18:57Plex, Galang, any martyrs, splenic agor.
01:19:01Hurt, Jesus.
01:19:05So, even with Zelda lying awake, the fact that you didn't share a room meant that you were able to
01:19:11slip out of the house.
01:19:16Into the Greenkeeper's shed where you knew a flamethrower was kept.
01:19:20And any number of potentially lethal weapons.
01:19:23Well, it ain't a carnation, but the flower was red.
01:19:28I followed him down like the message you'd see it.
01:19:31And lived it all to junior who was soft in the head.
01:19:35Singing only that you'd die young.
01:19:41Oh, do I just have to let it go?
01:19:46Oh, do I just have to let it go?
01:19:56What better way to validate Zelda's beliefs?
01:20:02And remove your competition?
01:20:10But it didn't kill him, did it, Christopher?
01:20:13That blow?
01:20:16Didn't kill him, did it?
01:20:21No.
01:20:23I, um, had to make it look like they'd been a visit.
01:20:26My cosmic master.
01:20:28You can't have to put a rumble size of the breed.
01:20:32You gotta choose yourself a head for your sizable head.
01:20:35And choose another lover for that side of the beard.
01:20:39We'll stay out and never go home.
01:20:42Uh, whiskey gloves.
01:20:45Do what you say to tell him, no.
01:20:50Ooh, whiskey gloves.
01:20:56Whiskey.
01:20:57Whiskey.
01:20:58Piskey.
01:21:00Gloves.
01:21:02Mm-hmm.
01:21:09Matt.
01:21:32What does this mean?
01:21:35It means you killed Luke Lamaro to impress your girlfriend.
01:21:42I'm no longer a fully integrated member of society.
01:21:47Am I?
01:21:53I'm no longer a fully integrated member of society.
01:22:16No way. You never know what you'll find out there.
01:22:19For a record?
01:22:20I hate golf.
01:22:21But the beach volleyball, Mike.
01:22:23I don't think you would be a natural.
01:22:33I don't know what it is with this dog.
01:22:35He keeps circling back to these burgers.
01:22:36Yes.
01:22:37I'm the triple truffle supreme.
01:22:38I'm rather hoping you still offer the holy sinner double cheats.
01:22:42Well, it's better and beetroot fondue.
01:22:44Coming right up.
01:22:46Marvelous.
01:22:47Yummy.
01:22:47Oh, God.
01:22:48I so love pigs.
01:22:50And cats, of course, as you can see.
01:22:52But pigs, they're the cutest thing.
01:22:55Interesting fact.
01:22:56If you died and fell into his pen, he'd eat all of you over time.
01:23:00Leaving only your teeth and your hair.
01:23:03And pigs don't eat hair.
01:23:04Lovely as yours is.
01:23:05Yes.
01:23:07Oh.
01:23:07Okay.
01:23:08That is interesting.
01:23:12As promised.
01:23:13Oh, you took your time.
01:23:15Well, since Jacob Lewis is no longer with us, no charges will be laid.
01:23:18I should hope not.
01:23:20Truffle's still on the menu there, I see.
01:23:22Oh, seems like a nice girl.
01:23:24Deserves a break.
01:23:25Doesn't strike me as a lurker.
01:23:27Hmm.
01:23:27Speaking of which, where's your off-sider?
01:23:30Dr. Sims?
01:23:31Yeah, she should be here.
01:23:33Right about now.
01:23:35Woo!
01:23:37Woo!
01:23:38Ha ha ha!
01:23:40Yeah, I'm so handsome.
01:23:43Standing on the corner way down here.
01:23:46Watching days go by.
01:23:49Gotta pick up the thread somewhere.
01:23:52Followed to the end of the line.
01:23:54Followed to the end of the line.
01:23:56Followed to the end of the line.
01:23:56We're coming peace, Earthlings.
01:23:58There's a thousand faces on this road.
01:24:01No.
01:24:02No, two's the same.
01:24:03Tell me where the master of is.
01:24:07Rock and roll.
01:24:08Rock and roll.
01:24:10Rock and roll.
01:24:11Yeah.
01:24:13Rock and roll.
01:24:15Yeah.
01:24:16Yeah.
01:24:18Yeah.
01:24:20What?
01:24:22Hey!
01:24:23What?
01:24:24How Shit is The Age?
01:24:25You know what a life!
01:24:26Ahh...
01:24:26Ayub Chate...
01:24:28Maybe...
01:24:28I Was builders met.
01:24:29You know what?
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