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00:00:23Did you know that you can get married here?
00:00:26In this old place?
00:00:27Looks a bit haunted.
00:00:29What?
00:00:30No it doesn't.
00:00:33I actually think it's quite romantic.
00:00:35Romantic?
00:00:37What happened to getting married in a church?
00:00:40Churches are for boring people.
00:00:42Hey, you know I'm not boring.
00:00:45Hey, stop!
00:00:48Stop!
00:00:49Don't think you can just ply me with wine and get what you want?
00:00:52Why not?
00:00:54It usually works.
00:00:56Maybe.
00:00:57But you promised me a massage.
00:00:59And I will.
00:01:00Later.
00:01:01Later.
00:01:03That's what you always say and then you just conveniently forget.
00:01:06But I forgot my oil.
00:01:08Well I've got some.
00:01:11Of course you have.
00:01:13What was that?
00:01:15What was that?
00:01:16What was what?
00:01:17I heard something.
00:01:20It's probably just a fox.
00:01:22No, that was like a growl.
00:01:26Do you think it could be like one of them big wild cats?
00:01:30Babe, there are not big wild cats around here.
00:01:35It's probably just a badger.
00:01:40A badger?
00:01:41Yes, a badger.
00:01:55A badger.
00:01:57Yes, a badger.
00:02:03No.
00:02:06No.
00:02:10Oh.
00:02:13Oh.
00:02:18No, no.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:26No, no, no, no.
00:02:29No.
00:02:31No, no.
00:02:32No, no, no, no.
00:02:32I can't take a picture of mine.
00:02:33Do you like anything?
00:02:41I don't know.
00:03:09I don't know.
00:03:45Mike?
00:04:01Mike, please, you're scaring me now. Stop it.
00:04:08Mike!
00:04:33Mike?
00:04:45Mike?
00:04:46Mike?
00:04:48Mike?
00:04:49Mike?
00:04:55Mike?
00:04:56Mike?
00:04:57Mike?
00:04:58Mike?
00:04:59Mike?
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00:05:09Mike?
00:05:38Mike?
00:05:39Mike?
00:05:41Mike?
00:05:49Mike?
00:06:12Mike?
00:06:19Mike?
00:06:28Mike?
00:06:47Mike?
00:06:50Mike?
00:07:03Mike?
00:07:11Mike?
00:07:13Mike?
00:07:15Mike?
00:07:18Mike?
00:07:20Mike?
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00:07:28Mike?
00:07:29Mike?
00:07:31Mike?
00:07:33Oh
00:07:52Babe, I'm coming from camp. Yeah, then you it's great
00:07:59They're very accommodating
00:08:03It's gonna be perfect
00:08:27Very nice
00:08:31It has a certain charm
00:08:33A hidden charm
00:08:44Rustic
00:08:45A tad bougie
00:08:47Quite elegant
00:08:49Right
00:08:50I can see what they're trying to do
00:08:54Oh
00:08:55God
00:08:57Back to the forefront of bed
00:08:59What? No! That's my room, bitch
00:09:02Oi
00:09:05Ooh, very nice
00:09:10Regal
00:09:11Boutique
00:09:13Functional
00:09:13Oi
00:09:15And are you going to be consummating your marriage in here in 24 hours time?
00:09:19I'll consummate your arse in a minute
00:09:23Who are you calling?
00:09:24I'm trying to get hold of my dad
00:09:27But there is no bloody reception
00:09:31Running late again
00:09:32Yep
00:09:34You'd think he'd want to be on time for his only daughter's wedding, but...
00:09:38Oh, chill
00:09:38He's probably stuck in traffic
00:09:40Hmm
00:09:41Yeah
00:09:49Babe!
00:09:50Hi!
00:09:51How are you doing?
00:09:52This ain't too shy
00:09:54Hi
00:09:55Hi
00:09:55Hi
00:09:56Hi
00:09:57Right, dump your bags
00:09:59We are having a copper
00:10:00Just what the doctor ordered
00:10:01I could use something stronger
00:10:03Was that bad, was it?
00:10:04They're just the usual dickheads
00:10:07Speaking of which, the boys should be right behind you
00:10:10So, come on
00:10:16Oh, this is nice
00:10:17The boss is actually making us tea for a change
00:10:19Oh, less of your tea
00:10:22Where's Lisa?
00:10:23She's still trying to get WiFi
00:10:25Well, this place is pretty cool
00:10:27Amy, did you say you've been here before?
00:10:29Yeah, I told Lisa about this place
00:10:30Cos I've been here before with my ex
00:10:31Nice
00:10:32Did you have a good time?
00:10:33Can't been that good if he's your ex
00:10:35Well, we certainly made use of the hot tub
00:10:38Yes, Amy
00:10:39Oh, naughty girl
00:10:41If it wasn't anything since, I'm not going in it
00:10:46Did anyone hear the story about this place?
00:10:48Oh, yeah
00:10:49No
00:10:49No?
00:10:50What story?
00:10:52Well, about a year or so ago
00:10:56Two locals went missing
00:10:59The police found the remains of a party in a torn up tent
00:11:03Down at the end of the grounds
00:11:06But no bodies
00:11:07What?
00:11:08No way
00:11:09You're not telling me that
00:11:10I'll never get any sleep
00:11:11Oh, babe, you're sharing a room with me
00:11:12You're not getting any sleep anyway
00:11:15Kinky
00:11:16Oh my god, and they never found them?
00:11:18No
00:11:19And they don't know what happened?
00:11:21So the bodies could still be in the grounds somewhere
00:11:23Shit
00:11:23Or in the cellar
00:11:24Oh, please don't tell me this place has a cellar
00:11:27There might be
00:11:28Oh, great choice of location
00:11:30There's no dead bodies in the cellar
00:11:31Oh, shh
00:11:32Dead bodies? Where?
00:11:33Yeah
00:11:34Oh, we were just discussing a horror film
00:11:36And how'd you get on with the wifi?
00:11:38No, but it's still not connecting
00:11:41I mean, I outblood the router
00:11:43I reset the whole thing
00:11:45And nothing is working
00:11:47Why do you need wifi?
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You've got alls to entertain you
00:11:51It's not that
00:11:52It's just
00:11:53I wanted to livestream the wedding
00:11:54And, er
00:11:55I would use my phone
00:11:56But the reception is crap
00:11:58And
00:12:00I was promised that there would be wifi
00:12:01But nothing seems to be working
00:12:03And, you know, there are people who aren't going to be here
00:12:06Like my grandparents
00:12:07And I just
00:12:08They're all expecting a livestream from me
00:12:10And
00:12:11Hey
00:12:12It'll be alright
00:12:13We'll get it fixed
00:12:14And if not, it's still being videoed, isn't it?
00:12:17The most important thing
00:12:18Is that you and Charlie are getting married tomorrow
00:12:21That is definitely going to happen
00:12:23It's your day
00:12:25It's all about you and Charlie, boy
00:12:28But mostly you
00:12:30It's the little spank of the devil
00:12:32Ladies
00:12:34Hello, wifey
00:12:36Not quite yet
00:12:37Is the thing alright?
00:12:39The wifi is down
00:12:40Oh, shit
00:12:42Ok, well, Ben can take a look at it, right?
00:12:45Yeah, probably, yeah
00:12:45Alright, Kushti
00:12:46So, shall we get this party started?
00:12:49Woohoo!
00:12:51Woohoo!
00:12:52Line them up!
00:12:55Oh, careful!
00:12:56Oh, don't worry, it won't stain
00:12:58I think she was more worried about you wasting it
00:13:01Don't worry, there is plenty more where this came from
00:13:04Wiping?
00:13:04Well, no
00:13:05I am not really drinking
00:13:07And, er, where should you be?
00:13:09I don't want you looking all hungover tomorrow
00:13:11Oh, what are you trying to say?
00:13:13Absolutely
00:13:13Ben, you are in charge of making sure he doesn't overdo it tonight, please
00:13:17Yes, for more
00:13:20Are you drinking this then?
00:13:22Absolutely
00:13:22Ok, fill the roll
00:13:23Alright, come on
00:13:24Don't be shy
00:13:25I'm not being shy
00:13:26More
00:13:26Yeah?
00:13:27More?
00:13:28Yeah?
00:13:31Chin chin, Benjamin
00:13:32Ladies
00:13:33And this muppet
00:13:36I'd like to thank you all for coming to watch me marry this absolute beauty
00:13:41Oh
00:13:43Here's to an unforgettable wedding
00:13:46Woo!
00:13:46Cheers!
00:13:47Cheers!
00:13:51Yes, with the palm trees
00:13:54With the cocktails
00:13:54Those were really good cocktails
00:13:56What was that guy's name?
00:13:57The, the...
00:13:57Umbrolas
00:13:58It was like cuinos
00:13:59That's my dad
00:14:01Ok
00:14:13And what time do you call this?
00:14:15I'm sorry babe
00:14:17Mmm
00:14:18You know how it is
00:14:20Work commitments
00:14:23So where's my room?
00:14:25Come on
00:14:25This way
00:14:32I'm afraid you're stuck with a single room
00:14:35Although, I'm not sure you're going to fit in this bed
00:14:40Don't worry
00:14:41Reminds me of the ranger days
00:14:42The teeny tiny camp beds
00:14:54Can't believe my little girl's getting married
00:14:56I'm not a little girl anymore
00:14:59I am all grown up with a job and everything
00:15:02You call it a job
00:15:03But we both know
00:15:05Fashion isn't a real job
00:15:08I mean
00:15:09Don't let Vanessa hear you say that
00:15:11She'll probably slap you
00:15:12To be honest
00:15:13I think you'd come off second best
00:15:16Sansa
00:15:16Oh Dan
00:15:19No, I think you two would actually get on really well
00:15:22I don't know
00:15:24Maybe it's time to, er
00:15:27Lisa
00:15:28Dad
00:15:30Come on
00:15:30It's been a long time since
00:15:34I just want to see you happy again
00:15:36I know
00:15:37I know
00:15:38I know it has
00:15:39That reminds me
00:15:41I've got something for you
00:15:45I believe the traditional wine girl was something old
00:15:50I got this for your mum
00:15:51We're in Africa
00:15:56And
00:15:57I want you to have it
00:16:01Thank you
00:16:01Thank you
00:16:02No, don't get emotional
00:16:05You go join the party
00:16:07I'll be down in a sec
00:16:08Thank you
00:16:24Oh
00:16:26You surprised me
00:16:30Hi, I'm Vanessa
00:16:32Dylan, we...
00:16:34We met before, didn't we?
00:16:37Yeah, the...
00:16:39The Christmas party
00:16:40At the Sky Garden
00:16:43Ah, yes
00:16:44A little glitzy for my taste
00:16:47Yes, I remember you saying that you didn't really do fashion
00:16:53Hmm
00:16:54Well
00:16:55You certainly know how to pick out a shirt
00:16:58That's saying something
00:17:01Well, it is just a shirt and trance
00:17:04I can't really get that long
00:17:07You'd be surprised
00:17:11Can I get you a drink?
00:17:13Absolutely
00:17:16I see, er, you two are getting reacquainted
00:17:21Vanessa's just giving me some fashion tips
00:17:23Oh, well, I've been trying to do that for years
00:17:26Er, but it sounds like you're having a lot more success than I ever did
00:17:30So, erm, I'll leave you guys to do it
00:17:33Hi!
00:17:35Hi!
00:17:38Hi!
00:17:39Hi!
00:17:39Hi!
00:17:43Hi!
00:17:49Hi!
00:17:51Hi!
00:17:52Hi!
00:17:57Hi!
00:17:57Hi!
00:17:58Hi!
00:17:59Hi!
00:18:01Hi!
00:18:02Hi!
00:18:06I am going to go to bed
00:18:09Oh...
00:18:09Okay, honey
00:18:11Don't stay up too late
00:18:14I thought we were going to wait until we were married for you to start nagging
00:18:18Yeah, well, I am just practicing
00:18:21Alright
00:18:22Goodnight, everyone
00:18:24Bye!
00:18:29Hey
00:18:30How's it going?
00:18:32How about
00:18:34me and you go and walk around the grounds?
00:18:37Oh, erm...
00:18:38I'm really quite tired
00:18:41No, go catching some things
00:18:42Really?
00:18:44Oh, maybe tomorrow then
00:18:50Don't worry about it, mate
00:18:52She'll be up for it tomorrow
00:18:53Bride maids are always gagging for it on the day
00:18:55Okay?
00:18:56Yeah
00:18:57So chin up
00:18:57Go get some rest, I'll clean up here, okay?
00:18:59Alright
00:19:06Hi there
00:19:07Hi
00:19:10So you've been making eyes at me all night
00:19:13Thought there was something on my face
00:19:16Could be if you wanted to
00:19:19Oh yeah?
00:19:21Such as?
00:19:26Yes
00:19:27You see, I think
00:19:28It's just better if I hurt you
00:19:34My heart is saying no
00:19:36Mhm
00:19:37But your dick's saying yes
00:19:40Your dick always says yes
00:19:42Come on
00:19:44She's not married yet
00:19:49True
00:19:53I know it's...
00:19:56The world might end before then
00:20:02I'm coming
00:20:04Tell you what, Georgie, you better leave me off to my dead
00:20:06Oh my god, do we sorry to you?
00:20:13Hi
00:20:13I love this place
00:20:16What are you on about?
00:20:20Georgie, it's a...
00:20:21Oh my god, don't pay me
00:20:27You like this, alright?
00:20:36We shouldn't be doing this
00:20:37It's fine, come on, you wanted to
00:20:39Get a job
00:20:40Fuck you, Georgie
00:20:44Yeah?
00:20:45Come on
00:20:46Okay
00:20:48Yeah
00:20:55At least it doesn't fuck you like this, eh?
00:20:59I love it when you go home
00:21:02I couldn't
00:21:03I couldn't
00:21:14It's fine
00:21:14Look at me
00:21:15I should've walked away
00:21:15Oh...
00:21:19Oh...
00:21:20Oh...
00:21:21Oh...
00:21:27Oh...
00:21:28Oh...
00:21:34Oh...
00:21:35Oh...
00:21:36Oh...
00:21:37Oh...
00:21:37Oh...
00:21:39Oh...
00:21:42George! George in the window!
00:21:46Shit! George!
00:21:49Come on!
00:21:52George! George!
00:21:55George! George!
00:21:56George! George!
00:21:56George! George!
00:22:11George!
00:22:13George!
00:22:45George!
00:22:45George!
00:22:46George!
00:22:46George!
00:22:46George!
00:22:46George!
00:22:46George!
00:22:47George!
00:22:47George!
00:22:48George!
00:22:48George!
00:22:50George!
00:22:51George!
00:22:51George!
00:22:52George!
00:22:52George!
00:22:52George!
00:22:52George!
00:22:52George!
00:22:54George!
00:22:54George!
00:22:54George!
00:22:54George!
00:22:54George!
00:22:55George!
00:22:56George!
00:22:56George!
00:22:57George!
00:22:57George!
00:22:57George!
00:22:57George!
00:22:58George!
00:22:58George!
00:23:00George!
00:23:07George!
00:23:15George!
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:24Damn it.
00:23:26Fuck this up.
00:23:46Where'd you go, mate?
00:23:51Just for a wonder.
00:23:58You didn't see Georgie, did you, on your travels?
00:24:02She wasn't in her room.
00:24:04No.
00:24:06I bet she's plain hard to get.
00:24:08I haven't.
00:24:10Yeah?
00:24:13Nothing.
00:24:15Good night.
00:24:23Morning, Bridie.
00:24:26Morning.
00:24:27You're getting married today.
00:24:30Stop.
00:24:31It's not normal to have this much energy in the morning.
00:24:34Plant-based diet.
00:24:35I keep telling you.
00:24:37No, no way.
00:24:38I'm not giving up my meat.
00:24:40Bacon.
00:24:41Speaking of, can I bring you some breakfast?
00:24:44Mmm.
00:24:45Oh, no.
00:24:46No, I don't want to be bloated.
00:24:47Okay, but at least eat something.
00:24:49Nobody wants a dead bride.
00:24:51Mmm.
00:24:54Lisa Baker.
00:24:54Oh, please.
00:24:55Amazing.
00:24:57You seem to be missing the bride.
00:24:59Oh, she's just staying in her room until the big moment.
00:25:01We don't want to see in the groom.
00:25:02It's bad luck.
00:25:04What about the groom?
00:25:04Are we still in bed?
00:25:06Penny, bitch and sorry.
00:25:07Has I not seen Georgie?
00:25:08Probably still trying to avoid Ben.
00:25:10What?
00:25:11Nothing.
00:25:12She's staying in your room, isn't she?
00:25:13Well, I thought so, but she wasn't there before I went to sleep.
00:25:16Oh, weird.
00:25:16Oh, my God.
00:25:17She thinks she's with Dylan.
00:25:18No.
00:25:20Mate, I didn't think he was her type, is he?
00:25:22Well, that settles it.
00:25:23Settles what?
00:25:24Oh, unless she was with Amy.
00:25:26Who?
00:25:27Was Georgie staying in your room?
00:25:28Um, no.
00:25:29Must be Dylan, then.
00:25:32Dylan?
00:25:34You're doing Lisa's hair and make-up, aren't you?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:36When you go up, take that with you.
00:25:38Try to get to eat Elise's son.
00:25:39Yeah, sure thing.
00:25:41All right, ladies.
00:25:42I'm going to take this to the groom.
00:25:44See you at the wedding.
00:25:45Bye.
00:25:45Good morning.
00:25:49You haven't got a napkin?
00:25:53Brekkies.
00:25:56Cheers.
00:26:01You all right, mate?
00:26:04You...
00:26:04You a bit nervous?
00:26:10I have to tell you.
00:26:13It does not leave this room.
00:26:17All right.
00:26:18Yeah, that's what best men are for.
00:26:23Last night...
00:26:24Yeah?
00:26:25I was with Georgie.
00:26:27Oh.
00:26:29I'm sorry, mate.
00:26:31We go way back and, you know, we've always...
00:26:35...been fond...
00:26:36...each other.
00:26:38Right.
00:26:39It's not the end of the world.
00:26:42And...
00:26:44...you've been dead and you get on to me now, so...
00:26:47...you've been dead.
00:26:49No, that...
00:26:51...that's not it.
00:26:52No?
00:26:53While we were...
00:26:55...at it...
00:26:56...we were attacked.
00:26:58Attacked?
00:27:00This is going to sound insane...
00:27:06...by a giant crocodile.
00:27:08A crocodile.
00:27:12It got Georgie.
00:27:15Wait...
00:27:15...this is...
00:27:15...this is a prank, right?
00:27:17No.
00:27:18No, I'm dead serious.
00:27:21It came out of nowhere and it's...
00:27:28...bitter in half.
00:27:30What's the crocodile doing around here?
00:27:35I don't know, Ben.
00:27:36I don't know, Ben.
00:27:36That doesn't...
00:27:37...matter.
00:27:40The thing is, I can't tell anyone...
00:27:42...because then they'll know that I was with Georgie...
00:27:44...and the wedding.
00:27:48Just...
00:27:48...keep an eye out for it.
00:27:53In case it, like, shows up.
00:27:56Alright.
00:28:10Oh, you look lovely.
00:28:12Hi.
00:28:14Charlie.
00:28:15Charlie.
00:28:17Dad.
00:28:18Hi, Mum.
00:28:19Hello, darling. How are you?
00:28:22Yeah, I'm...
00:28:23...I'm okay, yeah.
00:28:24You seem a bit anxious.
00:28:26Why so nervous?
00:28:27This is the easy bit.
00:28:28It's the next 50 years, it's the hard bit.
00:28:31Just keep your eyes peeled.
00:28:33Okay?
00:28:53My beautiful daughter.
00:28:56Hi, sorry.
00:28:59You look stunning, darling.
00:29:03You don't know where Georgie is, do you?
00:29:05No.
00:29:06It's just that we kind of thought...
00:29:08...never mind.
00:29:10No-one's seen her this morning.
00:29:11We have no idea where she is.
00:29:13Where could she have gone?
00:29:15She had a few drinks last night, yeah?
00:29:17Yeah.
00:29:19She hasn't got a reason to vanish.
00:29:21I mean...
00:29:22...her depression?
00:29:23Anxiety?
00:29:25No.
00:29:26Can she swim?
00:29:28I...
00:29:28I think so.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31I'm gonna scout the grounds.
00:29:32You stay here.
00:29:34Okay.
00:29:48Okay.
00:29:59Oh, yeah.
00:30:01Anyways...
00:30:02...a big!
00:30:04So, oh...
00:30:04It's...
00:30:05I can't wait until I'm leaving.
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:08So, yeah...
00:30:12Okay.
00:30:13No, no, no.
00:30:15Okay.
00:30:15Okay.
00:30:16Okay.
00:30:17So, let's go.
00:32:59I hate to say this, but I've got another appointment after this.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:05All right, yeah.
00:33:12You must be so proud.
00:33:14Ooh.
00:33:15We can't find Georgie.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19Can we go without her?
00:33:21Without?
00:33:23Dinner's looking for her now.
00:33:24Give us a few minutes.
00:33:28No word?
00:33:30No.
00:33:31The Reverend is getting impatient.
00:33:33We may have to go ahead anyway.
00:33:37One last game.
00:33:38Fingers crossed.
00:33:46Fuck.
00:34:03If he doesn't turn up in two minutes, we'll have to go ahead without him.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No.
00:34:08No, there's no way I'm getting married without my dad.
00:34:11You might have to, babe.
00:34:15Are you just going to walk me down the aisle?
00:34:18Well, I can't, can I?
00:34:20That would be weird.
00:34:23I guess I could.
00:34:25I've always been like a so good man anyway.
00:34:30I'd like that.
00:34:35I'm so bad.
00:34:51Mm-hmm.
00:35:10Where's it, Dad?
00:35:12We can't find him.
00:35:13It's fine.
00:35:23Here they come with the package.
00:35:42Ladies and gentlemen, and these days I'm obligated to say, and those who identify as neither.
00:35:50It's lovely to see you all here today and I'm so glad that you can make the journey
00:35:54in these difficult times.
00:35:58Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of...
00:36:06...we are mighty gold!
00:36:33Get up!
00:36:34Get up!
00:36:34Get up!
00:36:36Get up!
00:36:37Get up!
00:36:37Get up!
00:36:38There's two of them!
00:36:40There's two of them!
00:36:54Uh...
00:36:58Um...
00:37:00Oh my god!
00:37:05I have to get up!
00:37:06We gotta go!
00:37:06Oh, my God, my car, my car, my car, my car's on the car.
00:37:31Get here, get here.
00:37:41What the fuck just happened?
00:37:43I know.
00:37:47Get them open!
00:37:53What the fuck?
00:37:56Guys, I'm going to need first aid.
00:37:59What is happening?
00:38:00Why is this happening?
00:38:02Why is this happening to me on my wedding day?
00:38:05First my birthmate goes missing, and then my dad goes missing, and then...
00:38:17Do you think he got them?
00:38:19Do you think he's eaten them as well?
00:38:22What if it finds us?
00:38:23What if it gets in here?
00:38:25Don't worry.
00:38:26It can't get in here.
00:38:34Let me in!
00:38:40He's the Reverend.
00:38:48Are you all right?
00:38:49Yes, I'm alive, thank God.
00:38:51But others weren't so lucky.
00:38:53Is it just you?
00:38:54Did you see anyone else?
00:38:56Have you seen Amy?
00:38:57V, my dad?
00:38:58I don't know.
00:38:59Everyone went in different directions.
00:39:00So what do we do?
00:39:02Well, call emergency services, and hope that thing doesn't get anyone else in the meantime.
00:39:09It's going to be easier said than done.
00:39:10There's no bars.
00:39:11Is there a landline?
00:39:13No.
00:39:14Great.
00:39:15And we're fucked.
00:39:18Sorry.
00:39:20Don't worry.
00:39:21I think I may have just said similar words myself.
00:39:25What now, then?
00:39:27Let's pray.
00:39:29Dear Heavenly Father, we pray for your help in these trying times.
00:39:34We prayed for you to look after us, and to protect us against the beast.
00:39:48Where's Neil?
00:39:50I've got to find Neil.
00:39:52No.
00:39:54He went the only way.
00:39:56The car keys.
00:39:59Neil, find the keys.
00:40:01Maybe we can make it to the car.
00:40:03No.
00:40:06No.
00:40:06No.
00:40:09No.
00:40:12No.
00:40:29Where's Lisa?
00:40:30We have to find Lisa.
00:40:31Don't worry.
00:40:32Look, I'm sure she's fine.
00:40:33The most important thing is we get safe and we get help.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:36Let's try and get to my car.
00:40:37I've got keys.
00:40:37Okay.
00:40:40Let's try and get to my car.
00:40:40I've got keys.
00:40:59Tabby?
00:41:01I'll start it up.
00:41:03Let's try and get to your car.
00:41:09Let's try and get to your car.
00:41:19Okay, pull yourself together.
00:41:22When in times of stress,
00:41:24always go back to your breathing.
00:41:32Oh, come on.
00:41:35Oh, come on.
00:41:44Oh, come on.
00:41:45Tabby?
00:41:51God.
00:41:54It's all right.
00:41:56You're going to be okay.
00:41:58Let's get you to the car.
00:42:14Maybe we should go back.
00:42:15You might be wondering where we are.
00:42:16Or if we're still alive.
00:42:20Maybe we should just wait here
00:42:21and see if someone comes and finds us.
00:42:31Sarah.
00:42:33Don't move.
00:42:35Don't move.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:44What did we do?
00:42:45What did we do?
00:42:52We need to get out of here.
00:42:54Ah!
00:42:55Ah!
00:42:59Ah!
00:43:00Ah!
00:43:01Ah!
00:43:01Ah!
00:43:02Ah!
00:43:03Ah!
00:43:06Ah!
00:43:08Ah!
00:43:10Help!
00:43:11Sarah, help me!
00:43:12Ah!
00:43:13Ah!
00:43:17Ah!
00:43:34Christ!
00:43:35You scared the shit out of me!
00:43:37I couldn't miss you screaming.
00:43:40What the hell is that? And where is it?
00:43:43It's a crocodile. But I don't know what species.
00:43:46I thought you were an expert.
00:43:48Not exactly. But I do know you shouldn't be living in this climate.
00:43:53And it's also very dangerous.
00:43:55Tell me something I don't know.
00:43:57You got twigging your head.
00:44:01Come on. Come on. Let me untangle it.
00:44:13Is that your distressed look?
00:44:20You didn't answer my question.
00:44:22Yes.
00:44:25It's over.
00:44:27And how are we gonna kill it?
00:44:31I don't intend to kill it.
00:44:32Intent to catch it.
00:44:39Right. We need a plan.
00:44:42Agreed.
00:44:44Don't look at me.
00:44:46I ain't qualified to give spiritual guidance and the like.
00:44:49Escaping man-eating crocodiles is not my speciality.
00:44:53We just need to kill the bloody thing, sir.
00:44:57Let's find a big gun and shoot the bastard.
00:45:00And where do you propose we get a gun from?
00:45:04There was a pair of shotguns on the farm.
00:45:09Great.
00:45:10We'll just teleport to your parents' farm then and get one, shall we?
00:45:13All right.
00:45:15Guns are out.
00:45:17Are we gonna kill this thing?
00:45:19We don't have to kill it.
00:45:20It's still one of God's creatures.
00:45:22And it's clearly upset.
00:45:25It's upset.
00:45:26The crocodile is upset?
00:45:30Oh, well that's all right then that everybody's dying because the crocodile is having a bad day.
00:45:35I didn't mean-
00:45:37I am upset, okay?
00:45:39In case you hadn't noticed, my wedding day is ruined and people we know are dead.
00:45:45All right.
00:45:47Just calm down.
00:45:50Don't tell me to calm down.
00:45:55Oh, God.
00:45:59At least we aren't live streaming this.
00:46:01Can you imagine?
00:46:03At least someone would come to our rescue.
00:46:09Oh, God, I wish my dad was here.
00:46:20He'd know what to do.
00:46:23If he's even still out there.
00:46:26If anyone knows how to deal with a crocodile, it's definitely your dad.
00:46:32Shit. It's Amy.
00:47:13It's...
00:47:13It's...
00:47:14It's relentless.
00:47:21Catch it?
00:47:22What do you mean, catch it?
00:47:23Exactly that.
00:47:24Take it to a zoo and tag it.
00:47:27Really?
00:47:29So that thing has run rampage at your daughter's wedding, killed I don't know how many people and you want
00:47:33to catch it and keep us a pet.
00:47:36That's what I do. I protect animals.
00:47:38Protect them? What about the humans that have died?
00:47:42Uh...
00:47:43So you don't care about humans?
00:47:46Some of them.
00:47:47Well, I bet you'd have a different view if that thing got your daughter.
00:47:51She'll be fine.
00:47:53Not to put her down on things, but how do you know?
00:47:55That thing could have got her like it got tabby.
00:47:57Practically bit her in half.
00:47:59And it got the cameraman and chewed him up and...
00:48:00Because I know, all right?
00:48:04She'll be fine.
00:48:05No, that's easy for you to say.
00:48:07It didn't attack you.
00:48:09Yes, it did.
00:48:11Shit!
00:48:13When did that happen?
00:48:15Earlier.
00:48:16In the barn.
00:48:18Oh, God, it looks nasty.
00:48:20Take a look.
00:48:24Shit, that is.
00:48:29Come on!
00:48:31Shit, Amy's in trouble.
00:48:35Holy Father, we beseech you to help our friend Amy in her time of need.
00:48:41Please forgive her her sins, whatever they may be.
00:48:44And deliver her safely to us.
00:48:47Just like your Son, our Saviour, Jesus Christ, delivered us from evil.
00:48:52Amen.
00:48:55One question, reverend.
00:48:57Where was your Holy Father when the crocodile started to kill everyone a minute ago?
00:49:05Why should he help Amy when he didn't help them?
00:49:08Or my parents, wherever they are?
00:49:11I don't know.
00:49:13The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
00:49:17Oh, yes, he does.
00:49:19He put a killer crocodile in the middle of fucking Hampshire.
00:49:28It doesn't get much more mysterious, does it?
00:49:30Charles, Amy is in serious danger.
00:49:37This is where all that yoga training pays off.
00:50:16It seems pretty much wrong for you.
00:50:19...frameых communities.
00:50:20That's also where he'll scarf us in to kill everyone.
00:50:20Take away...
00:50:20...even so much walls of you.
00:50:20Please can never do this easily!
00:50:20It doesn't matter.
00:50:20There are so many statues that have lots of children...
00:50:21...that buried pleases in the CAVI store.
00:50:26...to some Shout of a treatment wizard...
00:50:49I don't know.
00:50:57You're safe, man.
00:51:01Thank God.
00:51:03I thank my dad.
00:51:05Did you see him?
00:51:08I just know that was him.
00:51:10Well, look, the crocodile's still out there, so...
00:51:14What are we going to do?
00:51:16We'll wait.
00:51:17Dad.
00:51:24Well, I guess we know what happened to Georgie then.
00:51:30I just wish she told someone before she wandered off on her own.
00:51:35That doesn't seem like her.
00:51:40I'll be my dad.
00:51:52Oh, my God, God.
00:51:54You all right?
00:51:54Did he get you?
00:51:55No, I'm fine.
00:51:58Oh, God.
00:51:59We need to find my dad.
00:52:19We need to get you some proper first aid.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:22There might be a first aid kit in the pool house.
00:52:25Okay, let's go.
00:52:26Come on.
00:52:27Come on.
00:52:45I've got this.
00:52:46I've got this.
00:53:22It's not pretty.
00:53:26I'm sorry.
00:53:27I can't deal with her being in the pool like that.
00:53:31We'll move in a minute.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:36Right.
00:53:37Let's see what we can do.
00:53:39You know, I've never seen this side to you before.
00:53:43I thought you were just this womanizing, playboy guy who told women he saved leopards for a living.
00:53:50But I don't think that's the real you.
00:53:54After my wife died, I was the real me.
00:54:00It is the real me.
00:54:03Maybe you're living in the past.
00:54:14You know, for someone with that proper job, you're pretty useful.
00:54:23Maybe we need to work on flirting a bit.
00:54:34It's Lisa.
00:54:36Where?
00:54:37She's trying to send a message.
00:54:40Top window.
00:54:55Is that Morse code?
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:58She remembers.
00:54:59Wow.
00:55:01What's she saying?
00:55:03Charlie's wounded.
00:55:06Charlie's wounded.
00:55:06Are you okay?
00:55:07Thank God for text speak.
00:55:12Question for you, Reverend.
00:55:14Yes?
00:55:15Being a man of the cloth, why do you think God has done something like this?
00:55:19If I say he moves in mysterious ways...
00:55:23Wouldn't cut it.
00:55:24Then I don't know I'm afraid.
00:55:26I'm stumped.
00:55:27You don't think it's because we're all evil and we deserve to die?
00:55:32No, no, no, no.
00:55:34There's lots of good people here.
00:55:36There were.
00:55:38There were.
00:55:43You know, I do wonder.
00:55:47All these natural disasters, hurricanes, floods, fires, people that survive,
00:55:54they often thank God to be alive.
00:55:58But it's the ones that die, I think about.
00:56:00What did they do?
00:56:02If God sent the hurricane and the floods,
00:56:04why did he let some people die and some survive?
00:56:07You know?
00:56:08So what do you think your purpose is here?
00:56:11Is this some kind of test or is it just a coincidence?
00:56:16I don't believe in such thing as coincidences.
00:56:19You do think it happened for a reason.
00:56:21Whatever reasons they may be.
00:56:23Who knows?
00:56:24Maybe this is your moment.
00:56:26Your martyr moment.
00:56:31Maybe you're the one that's going to save us and deliver us.
00:56:37Maybe.
00:56:41Right.
00:56:42My dad is in the pool house with Amy Leslie.
00:56:45Croc is doing laps of this house,
00:56:47so we just need to time it right so we can get them over here.
00:56:51Where do you want me?
00:56:53You stay here.
00:56:54You call to me as soon as you see it coming.
00:56:57I'll signal to them from upstairs and then we just need somebody by the back door.
00:57:02Allow me.
00:57:16I'm not seeing it.
00:57:18It's going for the pool house.
00:57:29Wait.
00:57:30You don't think it's...
00:57:33Humans don't knock like that.
00:57:37I've never seen a croc use the door handle.
00:57:40Yet.
00:57:43Shit.
00:57:44We need to distract it.
00:57:45We need to get away from there.
00:57:48Wait.
00:57:51Oh, my God.
00:57:54Hey!
00:57:54Hey, crocodile!
00:57:56Come and get me!
00:57:57The Reverend's using himself as a decoy.
00:57:59You tell me as soon as the coast is clear.
00:58:02Over here!
00:58:04Okay.
00:58:05Get ready.
00:58:07Get ready.
00:58:26Go!
00:58:28Go!
00:58:45Go!
00:59:05God does work in mysterious ways.
00:59:14Easy, easy.
00:59:16Easy, easy.
00:59:16What's wrong?
00:59:18Just a bit of collateral damage.
00:59:20I'll be fine.
00:59:25So is this all of us?
00:59:28It's all of us.
00:59:29What are your thoughts?
00:59:29Why is this thing here?
00:59:32Did someone put it here?
00:59:34No.
00:59:35I found its nest.
00:59:38And half a tent.
00:59:40And this.
00:59:44I don't know why it's here.
00:59:46I don't know how it survived.
00:59:48But that's why I need to capture it.
00:59:50Capture it?
00:59:52What?
00:59:53Like, take it alive?
00:59:55Mate, I know you're all for saving the wildlife, but that thing has killed dozens of people, including my family,
01:00:00and it's trying to get us.
01:00:01Now, if it's easier to kill it, I say kill it.
01:00:04I agree.
01:00:07Dad, I know you want to save it, but that thing is dangerous.
01:00:11You're already injured.
01:00:13Can we please just be sensible?
01:00:18If we can capture it, if it's at all possible, let's do that.
01:00:22So now what?
01:00:23We stay put.
01:00:25We batten down the hatches.
01:00:26Keep it out.
01:00:27We've got food.
01:00:28We can survive until someone comes to help us, or we can find some opportunity to escape.
01:00:33In the meantime, we shut and bolt the doors.
01:00:37We shut the windows.
01:00:39We double-check them, and we make weapons.
01:00:41Knives, sticks, boiling water.
01:00:43Whatever we can to hurt it, to slow it down, to trap it.
01:00:47We make this place a fortress.
01:00:53I don't see the point in this.
01:00:55It's a hotel.
01:00:56It's not like we're going to find heavy-duty rope, or a tranquilizer gun.
01:01:01If you do find a tranquilizer gun, use it on me.
01:01:08It's starting to sting a little.
01:01:33Nothing up there but a load of old bedsheets.
01:01:35I only found a couple of kitchen nights.
01:01:37I don't think anyone expected this place to be under siege.
01:01:39I found a firebreaker and croquet mallets.
01:01:48What are these?
01:01:51They're clothes.
01:01:52They're your clothes, aren't they?
01:01:56I...
01:01:57You were wearing them last night, I remember.
01:01:59There are photos of us together.
01:02:02So what were they doing stashed downstairs?
01:02:05I went on a walk last night, after everyone had gone to bed, and I was a little drunk.
01:02:12I couldn't see where I was going, and I walked face first into the pond.
01:02:17When I got back, I threw them down there, because they didn't really want to see me soaking wet.
01:02:27I cut myself when I was in the pond.
01:02:31They've got to have a sign, or a fence, or something.
01:02:34It's insane.
01:02:35Bullshit.
01:02:37You were with Georgie, weren't you?
01:02:39No.
01:02:40Don't lie to me.
01:02:41I know you were with her.
01:02:43Just tell me the truth.
01:02:44I know you've always had a thing for her.
01:02:48Okay, we went on the walk together, but that's all that happened, I swear.
01:02:53The crocodile attacked her, and I freaked out.
01:02:58You're a fucking liar!
01:03:01Do you know how I know?
01:03:03Because I've told plenty of lies.
01:03:06I should drag you out there, feed you to the fucking rocks.
01:03:09Dad, stop, please!
01:03:12Tell me why I shouldn't.
01:03:13The punishment usually needs to fit the crime.
01:03:16Oh, it does.
01:03:18Stop!
01:03:20Enough people have died today.
01:03:22You don't need another.
01:03:23No matter how much you think it is, I said.
01:03:27I'm so sorry, it meant nothing.
01:03:30God, what an excuse.
01:03:33Someone you proposed to me.
01:03:35Did that mean nothing?
01:03:38Or our wedding vows, if we had got that far, would they have meant nothing?
01:03:42I'm so done with you!
01:03:46Arsehole!
01:03:54I'll be right back.
01:03:56You don't say a word.
01:04:01And you give me that.
01:04:13My life is a mess, Amy.
01:04:18Oh, God, it's a disaster.
01:04:22I have a pointless job that serves no real purpose, something my dad likes to remind me of every time
01:04:31he sees me.
01:04:33My wedding day has gone from shit to worse, and I just found out that my fiancé has been shagging
01:04:41one of my friends.
01:04:44My friend who is now dead.
01:04:49And to top it off, we are still being hunted by the crocodile from hell.
01:04:58Not gonna lie, you're not living your best life right now.
01:05:03But your job isn't pointless.
01:05:06Millions of people appreciate what you do.
01:05:09And as for Charlie, it's a good job you found out now.
01:05:13Imagine if you'd married him.
01:05:16Once a cheat, always a cheat.
01:05:18True.
01:05:20We're gonna avenge your friend's death, and kill that damn crocodile.
01:05:24Yeah.
01:05:25Good.
01:05:27Is there anything else I can help you with?
01:05:29Yeah.
01:05:30Make me a sandwich.
01:05:32I'm fucking starving.
01:06:07So what, we just wait until someone finds us?
01:06:11I'm guessing.
01:06:14It could take ages.
01:06:17I know.
01:06:18We don't even have the wifi to entertain us.
01:06:22Great.
01:06:25Well, I guess I'll make a break.
01:06:27Good idea.
01:06:29I'll see if anyone else wants one.
01:06:55It's in the house.
01:06:56The crocodile's in the house.
01:07:01It's inside.
01:07:03It's down there.
01:07:06It can't climb stairs, can it?
01:07:08It'll figure them out.
01:07:10We need to block the stairs.
01:07:14Oh.
01:07:15Oh.
01:07:41Oh, for fucking sake.
01:07:54Lisa, are you okay?
01:07:56Yeah, we're all right.
01:07:58I'm not sure I trust this door, though.
01:08:01Stay there. I'll figure it out.
01:08:06Are you guys okay?
01:08:08Yeah.
01:08:09What now?
01:08:10I have a revolver in the car.
01:08:13You've had a gun this whole time.
01:08:15I keep it for emergencies.
01:08:18And it's only just now become an emergency!
01:08:21Yeah, there's one problem.
01:08:23The keys are on the stand next to my coat.
01:08:44That's the end of it.
01:08:45Yeah, okay.
01:08:54Come on, man.
01:09:00Where the fuck's the crook?
01:09:12We got him!
01:09:16I'm going out the window.
01:09:24Good luck.
01:09:25All right, go!
01:09:31What?
01:09:32Oh my God!
01:09:42What?
01:09:43Oh my God!
01:09:50Come on, take it home
01:09:52And keep it drunk.
01:09:52Help me.
01:09:53Help me...
01:09:54Oh my God!
01:09:55Yeah!
01:09:55Oh my God!
01:09:55I don't know.
01:10:33I'll do safety.
01:11:13I'll do safety.
01:11:42I'll do safety.
01:11:44I'll do safety.
01:11:50Dad!
01:11:52Kill this thing now!
01:11:59Dad?
01:12:01What was that?
01:12:07That is the bad idea.
01:12:11Now listen.
01:12:13It's up to you two now.
01:12:15You're going to have to work out how to kill it.
01:12:18Remember everything I've taught you.
01:12:22Use your initiative.
01:12:23I know you can do it.
01:12:26Okay.
01:12:37All right.
01:12:37Think.
01:12:38Think.
01:12:39What do we have?
01:12:40What can we use?
01:12:43You lure it in.
01:12:46I'll keep his head in with this.
01:12:49You're on your own there.
01:12:50No.
01:12:51No.
01:12:51I think we need less direct methods.
01:13:04Glasses slow it down.
01:13:06Yeah.
01:13:08But then what?
01:13:16We set fire to it.
01:13:19I like the way you think.
01:13:22And...
01:13:23And...
01:13:24We have flares.
01:13:25So...
01:13:26We take the flares.
01:13:28We guide it to an outbuilding and...
01:13:30Shut the door and set fire to it.
01:13:32We could use the pool house.
01:13:34We could drop it in the pool.
01:13:36No.
01:13:37No.
01:13:37We just climb out.
01:13:39What can we drain in?
01:13:46Maybe we don't have to.
01:13:57What's that?
01:13:59It's venison.
01:14:00From Neil's farm.
01:14:02It's supposed to be for dinner.
01:14:06Don't fuck this up.
01:14:08I mean...
01:14:09Shame to waste it.
01:14:24Make her proud.
01:14:49Just get out.
01:14:51You can interrupt.
01:14:52Come on.
01:14:52If I can't wait.
01:14:53And I'll take a while now.
01:15:04My hands.
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01:20:52Bye.
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