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00:15Previously on Below Deck Down Under
00:21It's gonna be our wedding one day Eddie
00:23Alright we'll get married in New Zealand then
00:25I did feel betrayed by Eddie
00:28But you know what can I say love is in the air
00:32I do not really agree
00:34I don't believe that
00:35I like die by rejection
00:37Usually I wouldn't try if I knew I was going to get rejected
00:40Yeah exactly
00:41The more time I spend with Joao
00:44For sure he's more attractive
00:45For me I definitely build attraction through friendship
00:50I'll officiate you said yeah
00:52How are you? Come on
00:55What's your favourite dessert?
00:57Cheesecake
00:57What kind of cheesecake?
00:59Lemon meringue
00:59Lemon meringue we'll remember that
01:01I've got my eyes on the prize and the prize is Joao
01:05There's a pussy liner stuck to the wall
01:09I had asked Daisy if we could have some wine in our room
01:12Or stand in the room
01:13Okay
01:13I do feel the pressure of being the second stew
01:17Felicia and Mike just pull your weight
01:20Don't you pull
01:22Oh you angry
01:23Don't you try me back
01:24Okay guys leave the galley and go to your cabin
01:27You deserve it
01:27And I will do it again
01:29Mother
01:30Always calls me honey, baby
01:32I know it's a torment of a demon
01:33But it's not sitting well with her
01:35That's something you have to work on
01:36There needs to be some respect
01:37I'm not dismissing what Ellie originally set out
01:40And had issues with
01:41But the way she went about it
01:43That's the problem
01:44And Ben needs to take account
01:46For the original issue
01:47Where this got to
01:49Is not acceptable
01:49I want to see it resolved
01:51If you have a problem with that
01:53We make changes
02:04I want to see that galley
02:06Back where it was
02:06Thank you, Captain
02:08Thank you, appreciate you
02:09Okay
02:09Have a bit of a chat
02:10Thank you, Captain
02:15So I've never had a male supervisor
02:18Call me those names
02:19Yeah, yeah
02:19And I know you don't mean it that way
02:22But every time you use one of those words
02:24It felt like a lack of respect
02:26And it felt like I was
02:27My value was being diminished
02:29This man is putting me down
02:30And I need to stand my ground
02:31Oh, no
02:32Well, firstly
02:33It's a British colloquialism
02:35I use it in high-pressure environments
02:37Like the galley
02:38I always thought of it as a defuser
02:41Rather than a fuser
02:42Right
02:43Yeah, I'm sorry
02:44No, thank you
02:45That's the last thing I would do
02:47I thought you were a great help
02:48Well, I still do
02:49And you just wanted to be shown respect
02:51Yes
02:52That's all
02:53And I got there
02:54I mean, I want you to stay
02:57And be good
02:58Yeah, and I want to stay as well
02:59I want us to finish this together
03:00And I think we have a good thing going
03:02Yeah
03:02I want to be approachable, honestly
03:04If you notice
03:05I haven't slipped up once today
03:07Yes, thank you
03:07So I am really conscious of it
03:10Yeah
03:11You know how you have, like, a swear jar?
03:13Yeah
03:16I was thinking about, like, a honeypot or something
03:19Okay, a honeypot, okay
03:21Okay, that's a good idea
03:21And, like, every time I do it
03:24It's a couple bucks, you know
03:25Or something like that, you know
03:27Okay, yes
03:27Would you go for that?
03:28Yes
03:28So then you're winning every time I do it
03:31Would that be good?
03:32Yes
03:32I'm kind of embarrassed
03:35I allowed myself to lose my cool
03:37But I'm in it to win it
03:40And if I learn how to manage Ben's personality
03:44There is nothing I cannot do
03:46Ben, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
03:49You did scare the shit out of me
03:51I'm not gonna lie
03:52I scared the shit out of me as well
03:53Yeah
03:54I'm sorry
03:55I was getting ready to run
03:58Hello
03:58Yo, how's it been?
04:01Good
04:01We have worked through it
04:02And I know we can continue this season without any tension
04:06Yeah
04:06Good
04:07It's a shitload of work
04:08I can't do it without all of you guys
04:10But I definitely can't do it without food
04:12Yes
04:12I'm sorry
04:13Okay
04:14Yes, thank you
04:15Thank you, Captain
04:16Okay
04:17I'll let you guys go
04:18Thank you
04:23Right, garbage
04:24Yep
04:25Check Sunday
04:26Make sure there's no hectic spots on the teak
04:29Cheers
04:30Thank you for being united
04:31We're moving on
04:33Thanks, Ellie
04:34All right, we're good
04:35Okay, what do we got?
04:37Can you help me bring all this to full?
04:39Because I just want to make room
04:40My colorful penis is in one of these
04:43This is for provisioners
04:44So we leave on the dock
04:45Get all the bins out
04:46Okay
04:47Whatever's left
04:47Katina, overall experience
04:49Five stars
04:50What could have been better?
04:51Painliness and comfort
04:52Two stars
04:53That's not good
04:54You go
04:55I'm deep soaking some stuff
04:57Everything's been pearly white
04:58All the washing machines are on
04:59This is a gift
05:00Do you want it?
05:02You're going to have it
05:03Yeah
05:04You're going to have it
05:05It's yours now
05:05Every time you get it
05:06You're bigger than it
05:07Why do you get all the best gifts
05:09And I get all the ones
05:10These people actually like me
05:11We're going to finish
05:12I actually really want that
05:13No
05:13It's my love
05:14It's my love
05:14It's my love
05:15It's my love
05:16Okay
05:16Girls
05:18Can you start sorting through this?
05:20Yeah
05:20I'm going to kiss the penis
05:22Oh my god
05:22I'm going down to the laundry
05:28Like who
05:30For f***s sake
05:32This f***s me off so much
05:34Don't f***ing come to me
05:36That you don't have uniform
05:37And you're f***ing hoarding it
05:40Oh
05:42It's okay
05:43It's okay
05:44It's okay
05:44Why are you giggling ass?
05:48You're not going to tell me?
05:52I do like Daisy
05:53There's no doubt about that
05:55She's beautiful
05:56You know
05:56She's very sweet
05:57She's kind
05:58She's protective
05:58I love her accent
06:00Very Irish
06:01I understand
06:02I'm just venting
06:03I'm here for it Daisy
06:04Okay
06:06I think that there is
06:08A form of chemistry
06:09That we're trying to figure out
06:11Without making it obvious
06:12To each other
06:14It's holding your cards
06:15Close to you
06:16So that you don't get disappointed
06:18But I can't help myself
06:20From being drawn to water
06:21F*** me
06:23Don't make food heavy
06:25I'll tell you
06:26Let's meet the one
06:26Attention all crew
06:28All crew
06:29Please meet in the main salon
06:30Immediately
06:31For the tip meeting
06:32No
06:34That's what happens
06:35After four days
06:36Start getting a bit bonkers
06:38Wow
06:38These are nice, eh?
06:40Yeah, nice
06:42Let's go
06:42Let's get into this
06:43Tip meeting
06:44Charter four
06:44Woo
06:47Grandad
06:50Right on
06:51Okay
06:52I just want you to know
06:54The galley situation
06:55We have a good talk about that
06:56But I'd like to honore this again
06:58From anyone
06:59We need to work together
07:00We need to support each other
07:02Okay?
07:03Charter four
07:04We're getting to that stage though
07:06We should be kind of
07:07Hitting some marks
07:08When I look through the reviews
07:09And see there's some housekeeping issues
07:11The helmet
07:12I'm thinking
07:12It's got to go
07:13To the housekeeping
07:15And obviously
07:16The leader
07:16Hasn't stopped
07:17So I'm going to give it to
07:18The second in charge
07:20Of the housekeeping
07:21I'll take it
07:22I want the crew
07:24To step up
07:24Take some leadership
07:25Take some work
07:26Off the heads of department
07:56How can you
08:27Team have a quick meeting
08:27F***ing sh**
08:28Ton of stuff to do
08:29I'm going to carry all of the decorations
08:30And you're going to carry them
08:31Through the mess
08:32Perfect
08:33And then all that
08:33Hello
08:35How are you?
08:37Good
08:37And then I have another question
08:39Yes ma'am
08:40Would you like a massage?
08:42That would be amazing
08:43Awesome
08:43My way of winning a man over
08:45Is with my massage
08:47The richest person in Russia
08:50I'm not allowed to say the names
08:51I have NDAs
08:52I was his personal massage therapist
08:54So I take a lot of pride
08:56In my massage skills
08:57I'll say the massage table
08:59Awesome
08:59Cool
09:00Thank you
09:01Yes
09:05That'll do donkey
09:06That'll do
09:07Copy that
09:07Thank you
09:10You good?
09:11Yeah
09:13You?
09:14Yeah
09:14All good
09:15Thanks
09:16Is it four o'clock yet?
09:17Yeah
09:17You're done for the day
09:19Thank you for all your help
09:20Thank you so much
09:30Are you enjoying a massage?
09:32Yeah
09:32Yeah
09:32I want to give you a proper relaxing massage
09:35Yeah
09:40Hello
09:41Hello
09:43Let's set up the table
09:44That's fine
09:44I'll set up the table now
09:45Okay
09:46Okay, cool
09:46I'm liking the attention of Ellie
09:48I wish it was from Daisy
09:50I don't want to say that in public
09:52But
09:52Why aren't you just telling Daisy?
09:56I don't want to ask her directly
09:58I don't want to beat her on the bush
09:59She's a no bullshit kind of person
10:01I think that if I ask her
10:02Her walls will go even further up
10:04And she'll shuttle from me
10:05I don't want to scare her away
10:07But in the meantime
10:08Who's going to say no to a free massage?
10:10Massage is always associated with something warm
10:12It's not the kind of massage
10:15Today
10:15Today
10:16For now
10:18I spoke to her while last night
10:20I think he likes you
10:21Me and Daisy
10:22Have you ever thought about it?
10:25I do like it, honestly
10:26That's hot to me
10:27Yes
10:29I'm not being here for that drama
10:30Like, Ellie and Joelle
10:32Are really kind of full on
10:33You're such a gross girl
10:34I'm really just here to work
10:36Everything off?
10:37Yeah
10:38Okay
10:38Ellie
10:38She has no vocabulary to beat around the bush
10:41She's definitely giving her something
10:43Giving her whatever she's giving her
10:45Stop
10:47You're just
10:47Better than you took her
10:49To a minute
10:50Getting what you want
10:51When you want
10:53How are you feeling about Ellie
10:55Giving Joelle this private massage?
10:57Well, yeah
10:58Like, I'm not gonna, like
10:59Sit here and be like
11:00I'm so
11:01With, like
11:02You know, I haven't had a chance
11:04To really speak to Joelle all week
11:05Or
11:06All season
11:08Obviously
11:09Ellie
11:10Is
11:10A little bit of a shark
11:12I guess I'm not really like that
11:14Like, I'm much more of a slow burner
11:16Are you feeling jealous right now?
11:18Do I seem jealous?
11:19No
11:20I don't feel jealous
11:22Face down, please
11:25They could be fat five and four good sides
11:28What do you mean?
11:29Of course they are
11:30What a shut off do you think
11:32They are
11:32100%
11:34Really?
11:35100% know me
11:37I really feel relaxed
11:39I'm good
11:42Whatever
11:49Do you do a lot of squats?
11:51No
11:51What?
11:53Deadlifts?
11:54Nope
11:54Wow
11:55Oh, it feels amazing
11:57Mm-hmm
12:04When's your birthday?
12:06Five days
12:07So this is your pre-birthday massage
12:08You gotta get another one later on
12:10No, I don't think
12:11If you like something
12:12It's available to me
12:13I made that very clear
12:15From the start
12:18Hey, that's your
12:19Thank you so much
12:21My pleasure
12:22Um, I'm keeping it professional
12:25It's kind of hard right now
12:26But I'm trying to keep this professional
12:27And I'm hoping we kind of have a chance
12:30After the party
12:32To, you know, get to know each other
12:34A little bit better
12:36Thank you so much
12:38It's not my problem
12:41But that's why I'm like
12:42I don't really think he does like
12:46Oh my God
12:47Hi
12:48What is happening here?
12:49Wow
12:52How did your massage go?
12:54Really well
12:55Good
12:56Yeah
12:56We had a nice time
13:04Say
13:06Massive say
13:07That's all
13:08Benny boy
13:09You coming out tonight or not?
13:11Not going out
13:11You're not coming out?
13:12I want to give Ellie some space
13:14Good on you
13:15All good?
13:16Good?
13:16Hey, how good?
13:17How are you?
13:18Good, I'm feeling relaxed
13:19You're like
13:19I'm sure you are
13:21It was, very good
13:22You look happy
13:25Thank you
13:26Yay
13:27Ellie
13:28All right, let's roll
13:30All right, guys, good night
13:31Where's that helmet?
13:33I got it as my handbag
13:35Oh, baby
13:37Oh, s***
13:38My knee
13:38Good job
13:42Captain
13:42Captain
13:43Yeah
13:43I got some steaks, do you like?
13:45I'll get changed
13:45Don't get changed
13:47I'll match you
13:48Let's do it
13:48All right
13:49So why is Ben not out then?
13:50Because of them having their situation
13:52Okay
13:55How's your massage went?
13:57Oh my god, yes!
13:59It was awesome
14:00Did it go further than your massage?
14:02Did you kiss?
14:04No, no, no
14:05Not yet
14:05We're easing into it
14:06Will you kiss him tonight?
14:08Maybe
14:09I love it, I love it
14:10It's all been good
14:11It's all been good
14:12I'm so for it
14:14Yeah
14:14Thank you
14:15Guys
14:16Yes
14:16Yes
14:17Kiss her up, kiss her up
14:18Ha-ha
14:20Ha-ha
14:21I'm gonna make a little cheese bone
14:23Perfect
14:23High school
14:25Yay
14:26Can we order some pizzas, please?
14:28Two margaritas
14:29Three pepperonis
14:30I'll have a meatlovers
14:32We're wanting a steak
14:33Make sure you position fat down
14:35There you go
14:36Now you just let them sizzle
14:37That's it
14:37For a bit
14:39Guys, if you'd rather
14:40I'm smoking
14:41Sorry to stand somewhere else
14:42Is that what I'm happy?
14:43No, you're right
14:43You're f***ed off
14:44You are so funny
14:47I love the sarcasm, thank you
14:48Tits
14:49Clips
14:49And everything between
14:50No, no, no
14:51We had to
14:51We had to do it together
14:57How's your appearance like?
14:59Yeah
14:59I don't know
15:01My appearance aren't really traditional
15:03They were like
15:04We support children pastors
15:06Yeah
15:06But I always got
15:08Yeah, I'm in Sunday school
15:09Sunday school
15:10I did leave
15:11Youth group
15:12Yeah, same
15:12I was four days a week
15:14Yeah, it's exactly the same
15:15My mum is very Christian
15:17And I still go to church with her on a Sunday
15:19She wants to see a woman who makes me a better man
15:23As Christians, Eddie and I were brought up with similar morals and values
15:28Loyalty, honesty and forgiveness
15:30Eddie is working on the loyalty and honesty
15:33I'm working on the forgiveness
15:35Meat lovers
15:37Meat lovers
15:37Meat lovers
15:37I ordered the meat lovers
15:39Thank you
15:40One more pepperoni
15:43All right
15:45Here
15:45Just gun it
15:46Love it
15:47I'm so glad I'm spending the evening with Jason
15:50This charter has been riddled with animosity for me
15:53I've really been up against it
15:55It's the fat and the buttercream, yeah?
15:57Yeah
15:57This is just what I need right now
16:00He's like a very tall master Yoda
16:02Who told you how to do that?
16:04You need ten minutes in
16:06I need more friends like this
16:08Yes
16:08Love it
16:09Love it more
16:11Let's do this
16:11Come sit down
16:15Good work
16:17I love you being the bad cop because I look so great
16:21Especially to Mike, like Mike is so...
16:24He's like...
16:26Am I bad cop?
16:28Jenna is bad cop
16:29I'm like trying to make her softer
16:31I'm like don't go in too hard on the junior
16:36I don't like to call a junior
16:37Because I'm...
16:38I have mine
16:39My metaphorical stripes
16:41Did you?
16:41You're one stripe
16:42Yes
16:43What?
16:44What?
16:46I'm doing a lot to take pieces from someone else being younger and in charge
16:50I know it's not always easy but she deserves this
16:53We've got the next ball in our world
16:54Let's go!
16:55Let's go!
16:56Let's go!
16:56I wanna go dancing
16:58Let's go!
16:59Party time baby!
17:03You've got your chips up!
17:04What the f***?
17:05What do you want to drink?
17:06Of the whole
17:07What can I get to you?
17:08Bad cars
17:09Get a pineapple piece
17:10Let's go!
17:12Woo!
17:16Woo!
17:18Woo!
17:19Woo!
17:20Woo!
17:20Woo!
17:20Woo!
17:20That is actually beautiful to be good though
17:24Sorry!
17:25Go baby!
17:30You better set your f*** on, babe
17:35I got you!
17:36I got you!
17:37Ha!
17:37I got you!
17:40I'm so frustrated
17:42Why?
17:46Sadie!
17:47Sadie!
17:47Sadie!
17:48Sadie!
17:49But I didn't like this
17:51You don't
17:52Sheltie!
17:53I need dinner
17:54Eddie and I were talking to me in China
17:59Throwing us up
18:00No, let's get him
18:01I'm sorry
18:02No it's not right
18:04You need someone else
18:06If I like someone I want to
18:07I'll go full in
18:09It would never work
18:10It would never work
18:10I asked for intentions
18:12It started at dinner
18:14If you notice
18:15With job
18:16Yeah
18:17And then she moved on to Eddie
18:19And you and me get the wolf
18:22And whoever she finds was the most available at the time
18:26Alicia seems to have an obsession with getting male attention
18:32I don't understand where the backstabbing comes from
18:34There is Pikmin behaviour
18:36And then there is Alicia
18:39Pikmasia
18:54I'm so frustrated
18:56Eddie and I were talking to me in Thailand
18:58No, let's get him
19:00Whatever, whatever
19:01Let's go and enjoy it
19:02Let's go and party
19:04Oh
19:05Oh
19:05Oh
19:05Oh
19:06Oh
19:16Oh
19:17Oh
19:19I have to meet you, brother. I have to meet you.
19:21You've got it in the bag. I know, but...
19:24Get that kiss in for you.
19:25What?
19:26What?
19:34Joao, who do you like?
19:36You can't play Twister
19:38and have your hand on three different colours.
19:41Like...
19:41Come on.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:47Are you annoyed at me now?
19:49Yeah, I am.
19:50What have I done?
19:52What do you mean, what have you done?
19:53I'm supposed to be scared, like,
19:56how did you ask me?
19:57Can we go outside?
19:58Yeah.
20:01Come on, let's go.
20:03Let's go.
20:04We're good.
20:05Got it.
20:06Yeah, let's go, let's go.
20:07Let's go.
20:09The girls are going here.
20:10I'm in the s*** again, somehow.
20:13You're in the s*** again?
20:15Jenna, what are you excited about?
20:17We had a really great time.
20:19I don't know why I'm f***ing with my camera.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:23No.
20:24I just don't want to be in competition with my girls.
20:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:30You are not.
20:32Who am I, pussy?
20:37I don't know if they feel so much like such an average man.
20:42F***ing minute.
20:43Oh, well.
20:44Yes.
20:45You and I, we have to have the conversation.
20:47Because I genuinely thought, unless...
20:52Give me two seconds.
20:53I need to ask a very quick question.
20:55It's very quick.
20:58Very quick.
21:00What are you trying to call tonight?
21:02Who?
21:03Ellie.
21:04Is that what you want to ask?
21:05If you're not interested, I just want to know what's going on.
21:09So, you pulled me here to talk about that.
21:12Okay.
21:15She came up the taxi, saw us having a chat, was disappointed.
21:21I don't know what I've done wrong.
21:34Holy s***, Luke.
21:38I'm all for a bit of fun banter.
21:41But when you start hurting people's feelings, it's not fun anymore.
21:45It's not fun for anyone.
21:46And seeing Jenna, who I care about, upset,
21:49that just makes me feel like a dick.
21:54Are they still having a chat over there?
21:56What's going on?
21:58So, you and f***ing what's-her-face.
22:01Let's talk about...
22:02F***ing what's-her-face is not really the most appropriate thing to say.
22:05You and Al.
22:06This is ridiculous.
22:09I'm tired. Let's go in.
22:12Come on. Let's go.
22:14Oh, yeah.
22:17Alissia has made my...
22:18She's doing me sick to my stomach tonight.
22:25I like it.
22:37Ohh.
22:39Oh, my God.
23:25I definitely do have a weak spot for Eddie.
23:27I do feel that Eddie is manipulated by Alicia and that she was taken out of the equation.
23:33He would be acting a lot differently.
23:35So yeah, I'm happy.
23:53Oh, sorry, man.
23:59Eddie, guess what I need to tell you.
24:01She always said to me last night, I like Daisy.
24:04Oh, really?
24:05I went, what?
24:07Where's that came from?
24:12Oh, you got my penis.
24:14Hey, that's mine.
24:16I'm starving.
24:21Morning.
24:22Morning.
24:22We've got a boat to clean.
24:26Oh, s***.
24:27The table.
24:30I'll give these scuffers and the window bits to clean today.
24:36Hi, honey.
24:37Hi, good morning.
24:37You okay?
24:39I'm okay.
24:40Thank you, Alicia.
24:41I appreciate it.
24:43What's up, doll?
24:45Have I done something to upset you?
24:48A little bit.
24:49I just felt like your behavior yesterday.
24:51You were in the van hyping me up about Joao and then you beeline for him yesterday, last night.
24:57I was just chatting with him.
24:59Okay.
25:00That's awesome.
25:01And you just keep doing that.
25:03You're just so disrespectful to girls.
25:05You're inconsiderate to everybody outside of yourself.
25:07The only person you think about is yourself.
25:09You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:13You're just so awful.
25:18Alicia is not a girl's girl.
25:19She literally ruined everybody's night last night.
25:22And somebody has to say something.
25:26She feels awful.
25:40The only person you think about is yourself.
25:42You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:45It's just so awful.
25:48She is.
25:54Who did you think she is?
25:55Like, what planet are you on?
25:57What just happened?
25:58I just chatted to Joao after we got out of the taxi.
26:02And that was it?
26:03Yeah.
26:04Joao came to me.
26:05I was like, I don't like Ellie.
26:06You're like, do you see it?
26:07Morning.
26:08Morning.
26:08How are you?
26:09Good, how are you?
26:10Good.
26:17How's this happened?
26:19Actually, she can go herself.
26:20If they were going to have a thing, they would have already had a thing by now.
26:24Joao's not into her.
26:25She's been an enemy now.
26:27Oh, no.
26:27I'm going to lose friends like this.
26:31I'm not going to get it much better than that.
26:33I hate making bets.
26:39What's this?
26:41Oh, tuna.
26:43Yeah, dude.
26:44Hey, darling.
26:45How's the bedroom's going?
26:46Good.
26:46We've kept the two singles undone.
26:50Okay.
26:50So, um, Ellie had a go at me.
26:52Really?
26:53She was like, you're not a girl's girl.
26:55Um, all you do is think about yourself.
26:58Like, I'm just like, go f*** yourself.
27:01Well, so basically, I felt somewhat the same as Elle.
27:06When you take Eddie aside and chat for him for so long.
27:10I was just a little bit jealous.
27:12I kind of cut myself off from Eddie last night.
27:15Oh, s***.
27:16But that's why I went to him this morning.
27:18I was like, kind of feel bad at how he left off.
27:20Well, I'm so sorry if I made you feel a certain way.
27:23It's just, obviously, jealousy's a bitch and jealousy makes you nasty.
27:27Yeah.
27:29Anyways, I'm going to carry on with this laundry.
27:32Attention, Daisy, Joelle and Ben.
27:35Can we meet in the crew mess?
27:37Copy.
27:37How are you feeling, Patool?
27:38You had a big one last night.
27:41Thank you to vodka.
27:43Here we go.
27:44Chata Cinco.
27:46Okay, Tyler, a socialite from New York City is taking his group of best gays on a trip of a
27:50lifetime.
27:52We ain't got all day.
27:54We ain't got all night.
27:55Better hit the work now.
27:56Get on me to crime.
27:59All right, honey, I love you, and I'll talk to you soon.
28:03So how does a 28-year-old afford to charter a super yacht?
28:07Is this something your group has been budgeting for?
28:09What's a budget, honey?
28:11I don't budget.
28:12I just spend.
28:13My partner is a very successful businessman and incredibly private.
28:18So he just said, I'm going to sign the check, send you away for a while, and you bring your
28:25friends and have a good time.
28:27Tyler, I have something to show you.
28:29What?
28:29Are you ready?
28:30Oh, my God.
28:35Oh, yes.
28:35Tyler, he is the most over-the-top person he'll ever meet.
28:38I heard about our theme.
28:39What do we think?
28:40I've been practicing.
28:41I think you need a pedicure.
28:43Tyler's been keeping a surprise under wraps for his guests.
28:46He is flying in his go-to glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
28:50The most important part for Tyler is that his other guests do not see his glam get dropped off onto
28:55the yacht, so this must be discreet.
28:57Keep that a secret.
28:58Yeah.
28:59Tyler is joined by Nick, Ashley, Mitchell, Brian, Spencer, Devin, and Luigi.
29:06We come accustomed to Tyler and his partner covering the bill for a lot of things, which I'm grateful for,
29:10but I realize that's outside the realm of normal for most people.
29:13You pay me back in cosmetic procedures.
29:15It evens out in the wash.
29:17You know how much Botox is running through my face right now?
29:20Joan Rivers is turning in her grave.
29:23He's a foodie, and it's going to be busy.
29:25We've got a lot going on.
29:26You're with primary wands, primary guests.
29:28Wash that bitch.
29:30Why has everything been going this morning?
29:32Oh, I thought this was done, and they say this is not okay.
29:35Ellie went and chatted to her and basically saying, I'm going to appreciate you pulling you out.
29:40She's playing with fire.
29:41I do think Alicia, in my opinion, is jealous.
29:44Yeah.
29:45She's in the drama of relationships, and she's not even in the relationship.
29:52Interior, interior.
29:53We're done for the day.
29:54Dick team, dick team.
29:55More or less done now.
29:57Okay, I'm done.
29:59Are you all done now?
30:01Yeah.
30:02I just want to sit.
30:23Yeah.
30:25Hello, hello.
30:26Hello.
30:27Hey.
30:29How are you?
30:30Good.
30:32Good.
30:32I've missed you.
30:37You guys, you've got a lot of things in here.
30:40How are you doing?
30:43How's it been?
30:44It's been good.
30:46It's been good?
30:46Yep.
30:47Okay.
30:48Anything interesting?
30:50I told Alicia off.
30:52That's about it.
30:54I just didn't know, like, what was going on, and then I was like, I'm just going to wait
30:58and, like, share.
30:59So then why didn't you come and just, I don't know, find out what was...
31:07I don't know.
31:09Sorry.
31:09Well, I got distracted.
31:11I lost track.
31:12It's okay.
31:13Hmm.
31:14Thank you for apologizing.
31:15And thank you for being respectful.
31:17Yeah.
31:17I really appreciate it.
31:47Honestly, I've had quite a day.
31:49Well, I did too.
31:51All right.
31:55Mind your head.
31:56I made you all sweaty.
31:57Sorry.
31:58It's not a terrible thing, I promise.
32:02F***ing, f***ing, f***ing.
32:04How do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be in like this?
32:09But what chance did I have?
32:12I was literally cornered in my own bed.
32:15Oh, my gosh.
32:16What a f***ing dickhead.
32:17What a cowardice dickhead.
32:21Well, I'm going to bed.
32:22Good night, guys.
32:24See you in the morning.
32:29I'm going to bed.
32:29John and I have a little puddle in his garden.
32:32Huge.
32:32I'm going to bake him a cake for his birthday.
32:35Mm-hmm.
32:36He's a lot coming.
32:38It's a surprise.
32:39Well, that's good.
32:41Yeah.
32:42Oh, f***.
33:01I had such a nice time for the other night.
33:08Yeah, I did, too.
33:09I told my mom this morning.
33:11Did you?
33:12What did your mom say?
33:13Mom's just excited for me.
33:15Aw, that's so cute.
33:18All crew, all crew.
33:20Please get in your way to be ready in the main salon in 10 minutes.
33:25Yes, team.
33:26Let the fun begin.
33:28Let's go, guys.
33:29Ah!
33:30Right.
33:30I'm going to say, ooh.
33:31The phone looks good.
33:32Ah!
33:34Oh, am I just a good nest.
33:36What's the order?
33:37Shall I next to you?
33:38Yeah.
33:39Make sense.
33:40Ellie, do you mind if Jenna stands in front of you?
33:42Because she seconds to you.
33:45All right, let's go.
33:46Well, no, I'm saying she's standing in front of you.
33:48Please, thank you.
33:49Right, right.
33:50I don't like how Daisy's addressing me.
33:52She's, like, commanding, like, oh, I'm telling you to move down the line.
33:55Like, okay, you're not my head of department.
33:58Whatever, whatever, whatever.
33:59You got me a good charter.
34:00It's going to be fun.
34:01Woo!
34:03What a drink.
34:04Oh, my God, I really love the energy.
34:07Hi there, how are you?
34:08Jason.
34:09Hi, nice to meet you.
34:09Pleased to meet you, Tyler.
34:11Hi, I'm Daisy.
34:12Nice to meet you.
34:13Hi, I'm Jenna.
34:14Hi, I'm Luigi.
34:15Hi, hello, Luigi.
34:16Welcome on board.
34:17Welcome, everyone.
34:18I can see we're going to have a great time.
34:19So we'll get Daisy to show you around.
34:21Get all your luggage on.
34:22Start the engines and get out of here.
34:24Yes!
34:25Let's go.
34:26Amazing.
34:27Would you like a glass?
34:29Thank you so much.
34:30There we go.
34:31Let the fun begin.
34:33Let's change quick.
34:33I'll take you on a little tour of the boat.
34:35You're welcome to bring your champagne.
34:36Oh, my.
34:37What do you do with those kidney beans?
34:39Did you see them?
34:39Yeah, I put them in here.
34:41All right.
34:41So I just wanted to go over the honey pot thing.
34:44Yep.
34:44It's a dollar.
34:45If I say, babe, or honey, then the kidney bean just drops in here.
34:50Nice.
34:52This has swapped me in line with Jenna.
34:54I saw that.
34:55I don't really care.
34:56I don't give a what rank I am.
34:58Like, it's all right.
34:59If we make our way this way, we'll take the stairs.
35:02This will be my exercise of the day.
35:03Yeah.
35:04Yeah.
35:04His legs barely work.
35:06He's like all butt with like two nubs at the end.
35:08Bitch!
35:09You want to pass me slowly, slowly?
35:12Can I go?
35:13I'm going to go and sit in there for a second, all right?
35:15Okay.
35:16Just to rejig the menu a little bit.
35:18Wait, this is so White Lotus, though.
35:20This is like creepy.
35:21Yeah, we all just finished one.
35:22These are twang cabins.
35:24These rooms are so big.
35:25Yes, that'll be good for the makeup.
35:26Then we have the two primary suites.
35:28Wow.
35:29So pretty.
35:30Oh.
35:31There's a bidet.
35:32They knew the gays were coming.
35:33Spray your bum.
35:34All luggages in.
35:35I am flirting the starboard side beam door.
35:37You picked out a good bow.
35:39Thank you, guys.
35:39It's much better than the Holiday Inn.
35:40Okay, after extending bar when you are.
35:42We are good to go.
35:43Good to go.
35:44This is mine.
35:45This is mine.
35:46This is mine.
35:46And then the Louis.
35:47That's a toll.
35:50All lines on the after are off.
35:53We are four meters from the starboard.
35:57Cool.
35:58Well done, guys.
35:58That's good.
36:05Did you ask to stand in line in front of me?
36:07Is that where that came from?
36:09Huh?
36:10We're the same rank.
36:12How so?
36:13Sous-chef is the same rank as that comes to you.
36:16Before you came, we never spoke about sous-chef.
36:20We just thought about galley hand.
36:22And that's what we thought this was.
36:25In what universe would the dishwasher rank above the second stew?
36:29You should be at the end of the line, darling.
36:31I hope you packed a snack for your travels.
36:34That's f***ed up.
36:53What the f***ed up?
36:55What the f***ed up?
36:55It's my TV.
36:56Like, why are you taking it?
36:58If you need to make it alive.
36:59Drop, drop, drop, drop.
37:02Yo!
37:06Lock it off, thank you.
37:09Copy.
37:11I can tell you've had a nose job. It's really good.
37:14Oh, yeah, you can cover mine.
37:15She's a cheap nose. No, not that.
37:16It's because it's, like, a really good nose.
37:20No, I've had three nose jobs.
37:23See?
37:23I'm double-checking with you for the barbecue.
37:27What are you putting on the grill?
37:28Yeah, let me do the menu in a minute.
37:30I'm gonna do the menu in a minute for you.
37:32All right, thank you.
37:36Ever since she got swapped in line,
37:38now she's on a high horse.
37:39Like, I'm second to you.
37:41You're just a galley hand.
37:42Okay, let's go.
37:43Did she say galley hand?
37:45You're just a galley hand.
37:46Yeah, I'm second to you.
37:47Jenna actually does have a point.
37:49Like, theoretically, a galley hand,
37:51which is what she really is between you and me, okay?
37:54That would be a lesser rank.
37:56So I've invented chef assistant.
37:59I don't like the term galley hand,
38:02so I think chef assistant, is that cool?
38:04Take it, let's go.
38:05Did that improve her rank?
38:07No, she's not a sous chef.
38:09I'm gonna let karma, I think it's coarse.
38:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that too.
38:15For this afternoon, I'm probably gonna get you to set up the dinner.
38:18Okay.
38:18Because you know what you are envisioning.
38:20I'll probably get me and Alicia to serve it.
38:23These guests have requested a Lost at Sea themed dinner on the beach.
38:27I have a love-hate relationship with this theme.
38:29I love the theme.
38:31I think it's so fun, so exciting.
38:33I hate that we're going to the beach at night.
38:35But I can come back here so I can do cabins, right?
38:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:55Alright, guys, hold that up.
38:57This beach looks so cute, but I love it.
39:00Alicia, Alicia, can you please change into your blocks?
39:03Copy.
39:04Let's go.
39:05You go, boy.
39:07I love a strong man.
39:10Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
39:17You look lovely Jenna
39:19Aw thanks
39:22Hey look at this beach state number three
39:26Babe
39:27That is stunning
39:28Thank you
39:29We all look like we're in the same uniform
39:31I was actually gonna wear the exact same outfit
39:33Oh really?
39:34You look nice
39:35Thanks you look great too
39:36We're gonna miss sunset
39:37It's going down now.
39:38We gotta go.
39:39We're coming, we're coming.
39:40Go to the front, it's easier.
39:42Hold on.
39:43Woo!
39:44Woo!
39:45Woo!
39:48Beautiful.
39:53I gotta go real soon.
39:55You're right in smashing up some garlic for me.
39:57Just smash that and try and get it in these bags.
40:00I need mixing bowls, I need soapy water.
40:03Would you like a grill brush?
40:06Yeah, if we have one, that'd be amazing.
40:08Can I get you something?
40:09Another espresso martini, for sure.
40:13This is such a cute idea.
40:14This is perfect weather.
40:16This is lovely.
40:17It feels good to be off the boat.
40:18They both look so cool from here.
40:20I heard you like a bit of drama with any of the knives.
40:25So she came in, she was getting her massage stuff
40:28from the cabins, and she just turned around and was like,
40:30you're not a girl's girl, you're really selfish,
40:33all you do is think about yourself, you're a narcissist.
40:36And she was like, you were hugging me up in a taxi,
40:38don't get me with Joelle, and then you pulled in for a chat.
40:42I mean, I don't really know about the Ellie and Joie thing,
40:44so I can't.
40:45It's just like mid-season slump, so it's just like,
40:48I'm tired.
40:50Maybe you need a love interest.
40:52Maybe you need a love interest.
40:52Like who?
40:53Charles lovely.
40:54On your eyes with Ellie.
40:55Ellie would start me in my sleep.
41:00Oh my gosh, you're sharing a cabin.
41:02Ellie is not in my good books right now, so...
41:05F*** it.
41:06I'm gonna medal.
41:07She really likes him.
41:09Well, I heard through the grapevine, but he doesn't like her.
41:13I got it.
41:14I want you to see.
41:14I want you to see.
41:44off the bill. I don't really like just a bitch face. I like you, okay? Jenna, doing crack
41:49in Iowa band. What the f***? Dude, you're just gonna embarrass yourself. I don't know, f***ing
41:56head enough. I respect that and I respect you man. One-way street there. As we need to
42:01know, I stayed in July's room last night. So you guys in love or what? I don't know.
42:06They said that you told me you wanted nothing to do with me. That is a lie. Please leave
42:10me alone. Just leave me alone. We're nearly there. The last thing we need is war. Who
42:16does she think she is? Ellie needs to get the f*** back into her box. What planet are you
42:20on? Bitch, you're a f***ing guy, you're not stealing your job. Don't worry. Two of you
42:24have an ego. It needs to go. There, I got it again. Once I get off the boat. You learn
42:29from the school of hard knocks. Yeah. I don't take making changes lightly. I don't give a f***
42:34that you have an MVP. If you want to f***ing go, f***, let's go. Your behavior has forced
42:39my hand. I need you to leave the boat today. You want to come back to the boat? Hmm? You
42:46can come in with us.
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