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00:00:28Mr. Big,
00:00:29hoist the song girl over his shoulders. Girl, I'm going to toss you into the next
00:00:34lifetime. Suddenly, he gasps from breath. He clenches his throat and falls to the ground.
00:00:40Chaz pulls himself up and launches a nuclear missile, sending it straight for Brent Windmill
00:00:47and Ground Zero. Kitty Chesney Swimming Pool.
00:00:53Time for bear killing. Okay, Mom. Goodnight, sweetie. Goodnight, Mom.
00:01:11Thong Girl and Boxer Brief Boy fly high above the city in pursuit of a nuclear missile.
00:01:17Suddenly, they spot it. Its shiny metallic surface glistens from the reflection of the full moon.
00:01:23Without any thought to his own safety, Boxer Brief Boy jumps on top of the missile and rides
00:01:30it down toward the unsuspecting citizens of Brent Windmill. To be continued.
00:01:36Aw, crap. What a rip-off. Stupid comic book.
00:01:48Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woooo!
00:01:54Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! 01
00:03:53I told you, Jake.
00:03:54A piece of cake.
00:03:55That banquet's prime for our nefarious crime.
00:03:59Good one, Jarji.
00:04:02All right, all righty.
00:04:03Put a lid on it.
00:04:04I'm sitting here with stinking Beavis and Butthead.
00:04:07Jeez, everybody in this town thinks they're a songwriter.
00:04:09Cut us a break, Benji.
00:04:11Come on, we're going to be famous someday.
00:04:13You know what?
00:04:13If you guys would spend more time thinking about your bank robin' than thinking up songs,
00:04:18we'd be millionaires by now.
00:04:21I don't know, Benji.
00:04:22There's at least 10,000 smackers in here.
00:04:25Not a bad day's work if you ask me.
00:04:28Yeah, well, who's asking you?
00:04:29And the best part is, we didn't get caught.
00:04:32That new chief of police is so busy handing out parking tickets, he's forgot all about us
00:04:36old-fashioned bank robbers.
00:04:40Right about that, Georgie.
00:04:41We're on a roll.
00:04:43Ain't no stopping us now.
00:04:45What was that?
00:04:46I'll take a look.
00:04:52What the?
00:04:54Where'd you go?
00:04:55Jake?
00:04:57Hey, guys.
00:04:58Going my way?
00:04:59Oh, crap.
00:05:00It's Thong Girl.
00:05:02At your service.
00:05:03Now be a good little bank robber and pull over, would you?
00:05:05I don't think so, Thong Girl.
00:05:07You're about to become roadkill.
00:05:09That's where you're wrong, little man.
00:05:11You've just reached a dead end.
00:05:13Oh, yeah?
00:05:13Well, hold on, sister.
00:05:15I think this is your style.
00:05:18That's what you get when you don't buckle up.
00:05:24Damn.
00:05:25Let's go teach that broad a lesson.
00:05:31Go kick her thong butt, Georgie.
00:05:33My pleasure, Benji.
00:05:35You took away my songwriting partner, and just when we were about to make it big, too.
00:05:39Now you're going to have to pay.
00:05:49Here's what I wrote, Georgie.
00:05:51If you do wrong, you'll answer to the thong.
00:05:59This is the end of the road for you, Thong Girl.
00:06:01You're about to become a hood ornament.
00:06:16You should have bought the extended warranty, Benji.
00:06:24We'll take it from here, Thong Girl.
00:06:29You have plenty of time to write hit songs where you're going.
00:06:35Say, Thong Girl, would you like a lift?
00:06:38No, thanks, officer.
00:06:39It's a nice night for flying.
00:06:40I'll catch up with you later.
00:06:43Boy, I tell you, just one time I'd like to.
00:06:46Keep dreaming, O'Malley.
00:06:48You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
00:06:50That's one class act, that thong girl.
00:06:52No.
00:06:57You wouldn't know what to do with it, though.
00:06:58I don't know.
00:06:58What did you do with you?
00:06:59No.
00:07:08You're bad.
00:07:14I'm terrible.
00:07:15I can't tell you.
00:07:15I can't tell you.
00:07:17We'll catch up.
00:07:18No, Pop.
00:07:34Hey, wake up, you two losers. Time for roll call.
00:07:43Gee, Sally, ain't you got no class?
00:07:46Sorry, boss. I had too many beans for supper last night.
00:07:50I'll say you stink like a sewer hole.
00:07:52No, boss. That is a sewer. It's coming from that toilet over there.
00:08:06Sally, you're a genius.
00:08:39Sally, wake up.
00:08:41Yeah, boss.
00:08:43It's time to go.
00:08:58Geronimo!
00:08:59Geronimo!
00:09:03Come on in, Sally.
00:09:05The water's fine.
00:09:22What's wrong?
00:09:23All right, ladies.
00:09:24Life, wake up.
00:09:45THE END
00:10:21Hey Dweebs
00:10:22Uh, uh, hey Lana
00:10:25What you doing?
00:10:27I'm looking for a case file for People vs. Palermo
00:10:30There are some interesting similarities between that and the Chad Chernobyl case
00:10:35And by the way Dweebs, would you please quit looking at my skirt?
00:10:39Sorry Lana
00:10:42Hey Lana, I thought you were through with Chad since you sent him away for life to the state pen
00:10:46I want to be sure he stays there
00:10:49He's got the best lawyer's money can buy
00:10:51And I don't want him getting off on appeals
00:10:54Sure, sure
00:10:55Hey Lana, I want to thank you for getting me this job in the DA's office as a part of
00:11:00my plea agreement
00:11:01Well Dweebs, your testimony was crucial in building my case against Chaz and Mr. Big
00:11:06Well you had first hand knowledge of Big's evil plot to create a nuclear missile
00:11:11Destroy country music
00:11:13And what the world as we know it
00:11:15Well if it weren't for you
00:11:17Tim McGraw and George Strait
00:11:19Would be nothing more than fond memories in the country music hall of fame
00:11:22And don't forget how we saved Kenny Chesney
00:11:26Oh yeah, I still haven't forgiven you for that one
00:11:29Sorry Lana
00:11:32Hey Lana, there's a really great arthropod exhibit at the Museum of Natural History this weekend
00:11:38Would you like to go?
00:11:39Gee Dweebs, I'd love to
00:11:41But my Aunt Millie's coming in from across the pond this weekend
00:11:44Your Aunt Millie from Chile?
00:11:46No silly, my Aunt Millie from Piccadilly
00:11:48From London, England?
00:11:49The very same
00:11:50But I thought she died
00:11:51No, you're thinking of my Aunt Mary from Londonderry
00:11:53The one that's quite contrary?
00:11:55That's my Aunt Mary
00:11:56Oh sure, sure
00:11:57Well anyway, I thought maybe we could like get some food and go to
00:12:00I'm sorry Dweebs
00:12:01It would never work out between us
00:12:03With my job as assistant district attorney
00:12:06And my commitment to ridding the world of scum-sucking law-breaking vermin like Chaz Chernobyl
00:12:12I just don't have time for a relationship
00:12:15Oh Lana
00:12:17I'm such a loser
00:12:19And then there's that
00:12:24It's the mayor
00:12:28Hello, Mr. Mayor
00:12:29Lana
00:12:30Mayor Richard Boner here
00:12:32Yes, yes
00:12:33Well I've just gotten some bad news
00:12:36Apparently Chaz Chernobyl has broken out of the state penitentiary
00:12:39That's right
00:12:40And he's taken over the local television station
00:12:42And is about to broadcast a message that concerns you
00:12:47Roger that, Mr. Mayor
00:12:49I knew those prison walls wouldn't be enough to hold Chaz Chernobyl
00:12:53Be careful, Lana
00:12:55That Chaz is one slippery scoundrel
00:13:00By the way, Lana
00:13:02What are you wearing?
00:13:05Well, Mr. Mayor
00:13:07I'm wearing a lovely two-piece ensemble
00:13:09With silk camisole
00:13:11Over a pretty pink lace brassiere
00:13:13And matching panties
00:13:14Oh, and Gucci open-toed shoes
00:13:17With a velvet strap
00:13:18Perfect for a hectic day at the office
00:13:20Or a night out in the town
00:13:23Oh, that's nice
00:13:25That's nice
00:13:26That's nice
00:13:32That's nice
00:13:34Mr. Mayor, are you there?
00:13:38Yes, well, that's good
00:13:40Yes, well, Chaz has just come on the TV
00:13:43I think you should see what he has to say
00:13:45I'm on it, sir
00:13:53So the bartender says to the donkey
00:13:55Your ass can stay
00:13:57But the lawyer has to go
00:14:02Enough of the small talk
00:14:03This is what I want
00:14:20Oh, Mrs. Prister
00:14:22You're going to look lovely at the Governor's Ball
00:14:23Well, ladies
00:14:25Giving no thought whatsoever
00:14:27To my own personal safety
00:14:29And thinking only of my darling little Kenny Chesney
00:14:32And all those hapless hat-wearing country stars below
00:14:35Down in Brentwoodville
00:14:37I broke free from Thorn Girl's embrace
00:14:40And plunged headfirst through the clouds
00:14:42And caught that nuclear missile with my bare hands
00:14:45Frantically searching for the button to disable it
00:14:48Oh, my goodness
00:14:49Weren't you terrified?
00:14:51Terrified?
00:14:52Honey, President George W. Bush said we have no time for terror
00:14:56I was petrified
00:14:57But all I could think about was Paul Little Kenny
00:15:00And all those country music stars
00:15:02So what happened next?
00:15:04Well, honey, I had to think faster
00:15:06It would have been lights out in Ash Vegas
00:15:09Yes, what could I do?
00:15:11I rode that rockin' strip
00:15:13Down in a Kenny Chesney swimming pool
00:15:16Twenty feet deep
00:15:17Oh, honey
00:15:18It's shaped like a Grammy Award
00:15:20Built-in jacuzzi
00:15:22And a personal masseur named Raul
00:15:26Okay
00:15:29Well, anyway, there was so much chlorine in the darn thing
00:15:32I think it disabled it because it stopped ticking
00:15:34And thereby rendering the missile harmless
00:15:37And saving the world at the end
00:15:40Andy, I've heard that story hundreds of times
00:15:42Every time it's something different
00:15:44Why don't you tell us what really happened?
00:15:46Oh, what really happened, Miss Potty Pooper?
00:15:49Potty Pooper
00:15:50Potty Pooper
00:15:52Every potty needs a pooper
00:15:54That's why we invited you
00:15:56Potty Pooper
00:15:57Well, what really happened, huh, Miss Potty Pooper?
00:16:00Well, what really happened was
00:16:05Andy Andrews, hairdresser to the country stars
00:16:07Andy, it's Lana
00:16:09Turn on the TV quick
00:16:10Chester Noble's escaped from prison
00:16:12And he's taken over the airway
00:16:14Oh, no
00:16:15Turn on the television
00:16:17That's why
00:16:22I want ten million dollars
00:16:24Delivered to a Swiss bank account by noon tomorrow
00:16:27Or I will wreak havoc the likes of which
00:16:29This little town has never seen before
00:16:33Yeah, I will
00:16:36Oh, yeah, one more thing
00:16:38If you happen to be listening
00:16:39Assistant District Attorney Lana lay on me
00:16:42I would like you to deliver the loot personally
00:16:46And why don't you bring your little hairdresser boy with you
00:16:54Chas Chernobyl
00:16:55Signing off
00:17:05Oh, whatever are we gonna do, girl
00:17:07We're gonna do what any self-respecting superhero would do in a time of crisis
00:17:12Oh, apple martinis and a pedicure
00:17:14No, silly
00:17:15We're gonna fight
00:17:17Right on
00:17:18Be at my place in 1800 hours
00:17:21And we'll figure out a plan
00:17:22Roger that, TG
00:17:24Oh, and Andy
00:17:25Yeah, I got it
00:17:26Don't forget your cape this time
00:17:31Why don't you bring your little hairdresser boy with you
00:17:39Chas Chernobyl
00:17:40Signing off
00:18:00Yes, Miss Capri
00:18:02Get me Chas Chernobyl
00:18:04Signing off
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00:18:06Bag
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00:18:35It's always a pleasure to see you, babe.
00:18:48Fellas.
00:18:50Now, Lawanda, is that any way to treat an old friend?
00:18:55Cut the crap, Chaz.
00:18:57Big never trusted you and neither do I.
00:18:59As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you had something to do with putting that MSG in
00:19:03its beef chow mein.
00:19:06Besides me, you were the only one that knew he was deathly allergic to it.
00:19:09Why, Lawanda, how could you think I would do anything to hurt my business partner and long time friend?
00:19:15Big, he was like a soul brother to me.
00:19:19The only soul you've got, Chaz, is on the bottom of your shoe.
00:19:22Hey, hey, I didn't come here to have you insult me.
00:19:26What's on your mind, Lawanda?
00:19:28Well, as much as I hate to admit it, Chaz, you and I need each other.
00:19:31In order to carry out the plan that Big set into motion before his untimely demise.
00:19:37This town is being overrun by white cracker hat wearing country music stars and it's gotta stop.
00:19:43How many black country music artists do you see on the charts now?
00:19:48That's right, none.
00:19:51There's that cowboy Troy.
00:19:53He didn't mix country and rap and came up with crap.
00:19:56And Charlie Pride sold out a long time ago.
00:19:59He should have named his song, Kiss a White Anglo-Saxon's Ass Good Morning.
00:20:05This music business is in sad shape.
00:20:08And I intend on giving it a well-deserved afro makeover.
00:20:12If you know what I'm saying.
00:20:13Uh-huh.
00:20:16Shut up, you moron.
00:20:19So what do you want from me?
00:20:21I want you to keep that little wafer thong girl out of my way.
00:20:25I want you to break her down, box her up and put her in a pretty little package and bring
00:20:28her to me.
00:20:30This time I exact some revenge on that little bitch for taking my man out.
00:20:34But I thought you said it was the MSG that did Big in.
00:20:38That may be.
00:20:39But if it wasn't for thong girl, Big would have realized his dream of world supremacy a long time ago.
00:20:47She'd been after him for a while.
00:20:49Never smart enough to stop him, just slow him down.
00:20:53Just because she's the assistant DA and a crime-fighting superhero
00:20:58doesn't give her the right to harass a reputable businessman just trying to make an honest living.
00:21:04Well, Luanda, I wouldn't exactly call what we do earning an honest living.
00:21:09Big was going to blow up the world if he didn't get his way.
00:21:12He wasn't going to go through with it.
00:21:14And as I recall, it was you that pressed the button that set off the missile.
00:21:17Yeah, and it would have worked too if it weren't for that little bikini bimbo with a little hairdresser boy.
00:21:26Alright, Luanda, tell me what you got planned.
00:21:35I got to get the dog.
00:21:36Down boy.
00:21:37Ooo, stop, Papa, no.
00:21:38Woof!
00:21:46Down boy, haha.
00:21:48Ahhhh!
00:21:50Ahhhhh!
00:21:50Ha-ha!
00:21:51Ha-ha!
00:21:51Ha-ha!
00:21:52Ha-ha!
00:21:53Ha-ha!
00:22:06Ah!
00:22:07Hey, Poppy!
00:22:10Girlfriend!
00:22:11You didn't tell me you have a boyfriend.
00:22:13That is an ancient fertility statue that the Zimbuki tribe gave me when I rescued their
00:22:20chief from the hands of slave traders.
00:22:23It's supposed to enrich your life and make you wealthy beyond belief.
00:22:26Ooh, well it's working.
00:22:28My panties are moist.
00:22:29Ha-ha-ha!
00:22:30Listen, uh, Superman here and I are gonna go get acquainted.
00:22:34Uh, no time for that now, Andy.
00:22:36We've gotta decide what to do about Chaz.
00:22:38Where is he?
00:22:39I'll pulverize him!
00:22:41I'll fight him with one pulp behind my back!
00:22:42I'll fight with my eyes closed!
00:22:45Ralph!
00:22:45Ah!
00:22:46Ah!
00:22:49Ah!
00:22:50Ah!
00:22:52Ah!
00:22:53Ah!
00:22:53Ah!
00:22:54Ah!
00:22:55Ah!
00:22:55What is it?
00:22:56It's a note!
00:22:58What does it say?
00:23:01It says, Dear Assistant DA, Lana Leonmi, AKA Thong Girl, and Gay Sidekick, Foxer Brief Boy.
00:23:09I resemble that remark!
00:23:11My new partner in crime, Lawanda Capri, AKA the Dark Widow, and I request the pleasure
00:23:18of your company this evening at a special dinner that I have arranged, especially in your honor.
00:23:24There is a little matter of ten million dollars that we need to discuss.
00:23:29The fate of this wretched little town lies solely in your hands, so don't be late.
00:23:35Meet us at the old stockyards on 2nd Avenue, by the river, at 7pm sharp with the loot.
00:23:42And come in costume, yours truly, Chaz Chernobyl.
00:23:45It's a costume party!
00:23:48Oh!
00:23:49I want to go with Dr. Ruth!
00:23:50Oh, now this is fabulous!
00:23:52No!
00:23:53The village people!
00:23:54Why am I gay?
00:23:56No, Andy, you goofball!
00:23:58He wants us to come in our superhero outfit.
00:24:01Oh!
00:24:02Right!
00:24:02I knew that.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:04We better prepare.
00:24:06It's been a while since we've used our superhero powers.
00:24:09Do you remember what I taught you?
00:24:12Mmm, help old ladies across the street and don't fart in elevators?
00:24:15No, silly.
00:24:16I mean about how to fly.
00:24:18Oh, that's a piece of cake!
00:24:20Put your left arm here and your right arm there.
00:24:23Flapp them up and down and then you're in the air.
00:24:26Okay, okay.
00:24:27Never mind.
00:24:28Why don't you go suit up.
00:24:30We'll take a quick lesson and then we'll go fight the enemy.
00:24:34You got it!
00:24:40It's all coming back to me now, thong girl.
00:24:42I just bend my legs like this and...
00:24:47Maybe we need to work on the glide a little more, Triple B.
00:24:50Oh, biddly-diddly-dee.
00:24:52I'll never get the hang of it.
00:24:54Oh, sure you will.
00:24:55You remember when you were a little boy and your dad taught you how to ride a bike.
00:24:59And you thought you'd never lose those training wheels.
00:25:01And then one magical day, he let go.
00:25:04And before you knew it, you were pedaling so fast your little legs ached.
00:25:08And you were gliding down that hill in no time.
00:25:11Andy?
00:25:12I can fly, I can fly, I can fly, I'm flying!
00:25:16Andy!
00:25:17I love that story!
00:25:19Hey!
00:25:20TG, you were right!
00:25:22It's just like riding a bicycle!
00:25:23Ah!
00:25:25Now let's go kick some bad boy butt!
00:25:28Now let's go!
00:25:28Ahh!
00:25:30No, yeah!
00:25:35No!
00:25:36No!
00:25:44Ah!
00:25:49She ain't gonna show!
00:25:52what what did you say I said she ain't gonna show she'll show all right she's
00:26:00too much of a do-gooder not to show the future of her beloved music city depends
00:26:05on it she knows I'll blow this little town to smithereens if she crosses me
00:26:11and just how do you plan on doing that may I ask Sally if you please
00:26:40where did you get that it's leftover from Biggs plot to take over the world
00:26:46I've kept it hidden in a safe place knowing that I would need it again
00:26:51someday and what are you gonna do with it well I was kind of hoping you would know
00:26:58how the hell should I know well I thought maybe Bigg might have showed you the
00:27:02plans for the doomsday bomb are you kidding I was just his hoe you'd never
00:27:09trust me with information like that the only thing I was good for was a piece
00:27:15of ass and a good background I was nothing more to him than a high dollar
00:27:20hooker really maybe you had a good reason yourself to lace his food with MSG
00:27:27you know if he kicked the bucket you could step right in and take over the big
00:27:36empire you better be glad I need you alive you little rat-faced bastard
00:27:40otherwise I'd rip you to ribbons right here and now okay okay I get the point
00:27:44everybody just just calm down all right we need to try and work on this together
00:27:52I may have resented the fact that big was using me but I must admit he treated me
00:27:58kind and he gave me everything my heart desired in his own cold calculated way I
00:28:04really think he loved me a girl kind of dreams of houses and babies and all that
00:28:10normal stuff I ain't no different than any other woman in that respect but now
00:28:18that he's gone I've got a score to settle and a mighty powerful lust for power and
00:28:26don't you forget the deal we made once all of this is over we split the loot 50-50
00:28:32I'll run this town and you take over the music bits yeah and then it's goodbye
00:28:39Kenny Chesney well that's one thing we have in common I hate that guy so what
00:28:47about the bomb how are you gonna use it if you don't know how to build it I have an
00:28:53ace in the hole there's only one person in this town that knows how to build that bomb
00:28:58and how are you gonna get him to do it by acquiring something of value something that
00:29:05he treasures and here it comes now boys let him in
00:29:12what's the oh hey easy big fella oh that's the spot
00:29:33welcome pong girl forgive me for not inviting you sooner but I was I guess you'd say detained you
00:29:40You are right where you belong, Chaz, in a steel cage designed especially for animals
00:29:46like you.
00:29:47And that's just where I'm sending you back to.
00:29:50Please, please, Thorn Girl, this is an evening for libation and camaraderie.
00:29:55I invited you here to meet my new business partner.
00:29:59Thorn Girl, meet your worst nightmare, Luanda Capri, alias the Dark Widow.
00:30:09I believe we've met, Miss Capri.
00:30:12I thought we should meet here on Common Ground while we still had a chance to resolve this
00:30:17little issue.
00:30:19Did you bring the loot, Thorn Girl?
00:30:22No, actually I brought something much better.
00:30:25You remember my crime fighting assistant, Boxer Brief Boy?
00:30:29Of course I do, how could I forget?
00:30:32How are you, little fella?
00:30:34I'm fabulous, which is more than I can say for you when Thorn Girl gets done cleaning
00:30:39your clock.
00:30:40We'll just see about that.
00:30:44Say, what have you got there?
00:30:46We'll have this little old thing.
00:30:47This is a little gift box that I thought might come in handy for the long trip you're about
00:30:52to take.
00:30:53You know, back to the state pen.
00:30:55Why, that is so thoughtful of you.
00:30:58Well, let's see.
00:31:00We have some nail clippers.
00:31:02We must always practice personal hygiene wherever our path in life may lead us.
00:31:09And we go, ooh, we got a little nail file.
00:31:12Not for the prison bars, but for those rodent claws of yours.
00:31:17Oh, a book of crossword puzzles, beginner's edition.
00:31:22But don't let that scare you.
00:31:23You can skip over the big words like rat, ooh, and a lovely, lovely little fruitcake.
00:31:32Mmm, you can share it with your cellmates.
00:31:34I hear those inmates just love getting a little piece of fruitcake.
00:31:39You are so lucky.
00:31:41I'm jealous.
00:31:43And what prison stint would be complete without a big old heaping help and a KY?
00:31:48Slip slide in away.
00:31:50Bye-bye, Chaz.
00:31:51Oh, my goodness.
00:31:53And what's this?
00:31:54Why, it's your very own personal can of whoopies.
00:31:58Whoopies.
00:31:58Whoopies.
00:32:06Whoopies.
00:32:07Whoopies.
00:32:10Whoopies.
00:32:11Whoopies.
00:32:13Whoopies.
00:32:15Whoopies.
00:32:21Whoopies.
00:32:25Whoopies.
00:32:27Whoopies.
00:32:28Whoopies.
00:32:29Whoopies.
00:32:29Whoopies.
00:32:29Hilarious
00:32:32Neat
00:32:35Whoop
00:32:36Whoop
00:32:37Whoop
00:32:37Whoop
00:32:37Go
00:32:41Oh
00:32:42Personal
00:32:43Tent
00:32:44Of
00:32:44Whoop
00:32:45Whoop
00:32:46Whoop
00:32:49Whoop
00:32:50Whoop
00:32:50Whoop
00:32:50Whoop
00:32:50Whoop
00:32:53Whoop
00:32:54Looking for me
00:32:55Thongirl
00:32:58Whoop
00:33:42You may have superior martial art skills, Dark Widow.
00:33:46And a better costume.
00:33:47Hey, whose side are you on?
00:33:50Sorry, TG.
00:33:51But you're no match for my new and improved, soon to be patented, Ask Siren Slater.
00:34:28You may have superior martial art skills, Dark Widow.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:33Hello, Dweeble here.
00:34:36Why, hello there, little buddy. Remember me?
00:34:40I'm sorry. I don't accept phone calls from telephone solicitors.
00:34:45I'm on the Federal Do Not Call Registry.
00:34:48I am not selling anything.
00:34:51But I do have a deal for you.
00:34:54Who is this?
00:34:55Oh, that really hurts.
00:34:57Don't you remember your old pal, Chaz-A-Roo?
00:35:01You and me, we were partners once.
00:35:03We were never partners.
00:35:05You tricked me into making a bomb and betraying the only woman I ever loved.
00:35:11I hate you, Chaz-A-Roo-Noble.
00:35:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:35:15Is that any way to talk to the man who is going to make you immortal?
00:35:20What do you mean?
00:35:22I am offering you the chance to finally see that bomb of yours do what it was meant to do.
00:35:28This is your chance for you to fulfill your destiny.
00:35:31You're a crazy lunatic.
00:35:33I ended up in prison, thanks to you.
00:35:35And they drew me in a cell with a child molester and he made me dress up like a little
00:35:40girl and sing the Barney song.
00:35:43You know, I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.
00:35:50All right, all right.
00:35:50Enough already.
00:35:52I have someone here that wants to say hello to you.
00:35:55Say hello to your nerdy boyfriend, thong girl.
00:35:58Twiz, it's Lana.
00:35:59Don't you dare listen to him.
00:36:01He's crazy.
00:36:02Now listen up here, geek boy.
00:36:04If you don't get over here on the double and show me how to finish building this bomb,
00:36:07then I am going to stretch out your little girlfriend until you won't be able to see her when she
00:36:11turns sideways.
00:36:12Don't do it, dweebs.
00:36:14Have you heard one hair on her head?
00:36:17I'll...
00:36:18You'll what?
00:36:19Just get over here pronto or else it's so long, little miss thong.
00:36:25I'll be right over.
00:36:33I'll be right over here.
00:36:35Excuse me, sir.
00:36:36Can you give me your address so I can map quest you?
00:36:40Ah, jeez.
00:36:41Just stay put.
00:36:43I'll have Sally come and pick you up.
00:36:45Sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:36:46That would be...
00:36:48Sally, go pick up the nerd boy in the Chasmobile and make it quick.
00:36:52Okay, boss.
00:36:53I like dweeble.
00:36:55Just get going.
00:36:57Oh, and Sally, by the way, stop by Mayor Boner's office on your way back.
00:37:02He'll have a little package waiting for you.
00:37:06You do it, boss.
00:37:09The mayor is about to prove his loyalty to his number one assistant, D.A.
00:37:23Mayor Richard Boner here.
00:37:26Hello there, Mr. Mayor.
00:37:28Kaz Ted Noble here.
00:37:29May I call you Dick Mayor Boner?
00:37:31No, you may not.
00:37:34What do you want?
00:37:36Do me a flavor, Mayor, and go to your computer and type in www.chazzcam.com
00:37:42and tell me what you see.
00:37:44Oh, Chaz Chernobyl, you are a despicable coward.
00:37:49I know you are, but what am I?
00:37:52Just do it, will ya?
00:38:00Chaz, the criminal of mine never ceases to amaze me.
00:38:06What evil lurks in the shadows of that sick, twisted brain of yours?
00:38:14Things you don't even want to know about.
00:38:16So stop your jabbering and do what I tell ya.
00:38:19I want you to go to the bank and fill a briefcase with 10 million in unmarked bills and have
00:38:25it ready in one hour.
00:38:26My assistant will be by to pick it up at 10 p.m. sharp.
00:38:30And no tricks, Dick.
00:38:32Or else the bimbo gets it.
00:38:35Who are you calling a bimbo?
00:38:41I can't possibly gather that much money in one hour.
00:38:48Dark Widow, if you please.
00:38:51With pleasure, Chaz.
00:39:06Time for the seventh inning stretch, dough boy.
00:39:09No.
00:39:10Stop.
00:39:11Stop.
00:39:13Stop.
00:39:30What sort of sick, twisted mind would create such an implement of torture?
00:39:38Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
00:39:41Just wait till I get the big machine operational, and then there will be some real hell to pay.
00:39:47So, just do what I say and get me the loot.
00:39:50And I'll talk to you again tomorrow.
00:39:53I got more demands for you.
00:39:57Nighty-night.
00:39:59Sleep tight.
00:40:01Don't let the beddy bugs bite.
00:40:11Oh, humanity.
00:40:25What is taking them so long?
00:40:26They should have been back by now.
00:40:28You'll never succeed in taking over Music City, Chaz.
00:40:31Well, the mayor's probably on the phone right now with the governor to send reinforcements.
00:40:35They'll have you surrounded in no time.
00:40:37We'll just see about that, thong girl.
00:40:43It's about time.
00:40:44What took you so long?
00:40:46Dweeble has the most awesome Pokemon collection, boss.
00:40:49You ought to say, but he even has the original Pikachu.
00:40:52Never mind that.
00:40:53Did you get the loot?
00:40:54Oh, yeah.
00:40:55The mayor had it ready and everything.
00:40:57And he had a message to give you, too.
00:40:59Yeah?
00:40:59What?
00:40:59He says, your mama's so fat that when she stands on the scale, it says, to be continued.
00:41:15Mama.
00:41:17Mama.
00:41:20Mama.
00:41:43I say, where's my son?
00:41:46I say, where's my son?
00:42:15I say, where's my son?
00:42:17I say, where's my son?
00:42:18All right, enough of this yappin'.
00:42:20Are you ready to get to work, Geek Boy?
00:42:24I won't do it.
00:42:26We'll see about that.
00:42:28Dark Widow!
00:42:42Ticklish Boxer Brief Boy!
00:42:45Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna tinkle in my tights, quit it!
00:42:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:42:51Oh, I'm gonna tinkle in my tights!
00:42:54Okay, okay, stop.
00:42:56I'll help you build the bomb.
00:42:57Just let her go.
00:42:59I thought you'd see things my way.
00:43:02Sally, put these two in the dungeon
00:43:04till I figure out what to do with them.
00:43:06Okay, boss.
00:43:08And you, Nerdface, get to work on that bomb.
00:43:11All right.
00:43:12All right!
00:43:13I think this calls for a little celebration, Dark Widow.
00:43:19Get to it, Einstein.
00:43:21You've got a lot of work to do.
00:43:40Oh, ha!
00:43:42Oh, ha!
00:43:52Oh, this is another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into, huh, T.G.?
00:43:57You okay, girl?
00:43:59I think so.
00:44:01How about you?
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:04Everything seems intact.
00:44:06I'm so sorry I got you into this, Triple B.
00:44:09Why, if it weren't for me, you would be back at the salon
00:44:12cutting the hair of the country music stars.
00:44:15Oh, honey, it's all right.
00:44:17It ain't all it's cracked up to be.
00:44:19Oh, sure, the money's great, and the people are all so interesting.
00:44:26But, oh, they just think I'm their shrink.
00:44:29Oh, going on and on.
00:44:31What do I look like, Oprah?
00:44:33They want to tell me who their last fling was, who's sleeping with who.
00:44:37Hey, you want to hear the latest gossip on Kenny Chesney?
00:44:40No, that'll just depress me more.
00:44:42Oh, huh.
00:44:43Psst, Lana, can you hear me?
00:44:45It's Dweeble.
00:44:46Oh, please.
00:44:47I've come to rescue you.
00:44:49Lana?
00:44:51Shaz and the Dark Widow went out to celebrate.
00:44:54They slipped a Mickey into my hot cocoa,
00:44:56and they thought that I was passed out.
00:45:00Luckily, I've devised a series of antihistamines for my nasal infections
00:45:05that counteract any invasive substances introduced into my system.
00:45:09It's really quite fascinating.
00:45:12The chemicals mix with the enzymes in my mucous memory that...
00:45:16Yes, Lana?
00:45:17Just get us out of here.
00:45:20Sure, sure, sure.
00:45:21I found an explosives detonator in the lab, and I think the combination of your ass-firing
00:45:26laser and the explosives detonator should be sufficient to blow the crap out of this
00:45:31door.
00:45:32Of course, as you know, the combustion phenomenon of propellants and explosives, when mixed together...
00:45:38Dweeble!
00:45:39Dweeble!
00:45:40Yes, Lana?
00:45:42Please.
00:45:43Just get us out of here.
00:45:45Okay, Lana.
00:45:46You'll have to aim it precisely at the right spot on the door in order for it to work.
00:45:51Stand back, everybody.
00:45:53Ash-�-rains are coming through.
00:45:55Dweeble!
00:45:56Dweeble, stand back!
00:45:57She's gonna blow.
00:45:58Dweeble!
00:45:58Oh, oh...
00:46:10Okay...
00:46:10Here we go.
00:46:18I don't know what's wrong.
00:46:20I've never had this happen before.
00:46:23I just can't seem to muster up the energy to use my ass laser.
00:46:28It's alright, it's alright.
00:46:30It'll all come back to you.
00:46:31Maybe it's just that time of the month.
00:46:33I don't think.
00:46:34I don't know, Triple B.
00:46:36I just feel like I've lost my mojo.
00:46:40I am so tired.
00:46:44What's happening, Lana?
00:46:46Oh, Dweebs, I can't fire my ass laser.
00:46:49Oh, this isn't good.
00:46:51If only we had some kind of nuclear device to trigger the detonator.
00:46:56Um, will this help?
00:47:00Where did you get that?
00:47:02Oh, I saw it laying around the lab. I thought it might come in handy.
00:47:06Good work, Triple B.
00:47:07Okay, put the plutonium rod into the latch and then light it with these matches.
00:47:15Okay, here I go.
00:47:24Now stand back and shield your eyes.
00:47:53Well, that's one way to blow a lot.
00:47:55Let's get out of here for Chasm Dark Widow.
00:47:57Let's get out of here.
00:48:11We're talking about the anatomy of abuse.
00:48:14But Amy was supposed to be two months ago,
00:48:17and she was living with her parents while she was...
00:48:20Assistant D.A. Lana Leone, ma'am.
00:48:22Lana, it's Mayor Boner.
00:48:25I'm afraid we have a real dilemma on our hands.
00:48:29Chaz Chernobyl claims we've gotten the big machine operational,
00:48:33and he and the Dark Widow are demanding unconditional surrender.
00:48:37And then, of course, there is the matter of that nuclear fallout
00:48:40that's covering 2nd Avenue.
00:48:42Have you been in touch with Thong Girl?
00:48:45I'm sorry, Mayor Boner.
00:48:46I haven't been able to reach Thong Girl.
00:48:49She's not answering her thong phone.
00:48:52Give her a message when you see her, won't you?
00:48:55Tell her that Music City has fallen into criminal hands.
00:48:59Only she can save us from the evil clutches of Chaz Chernobyl and the Dark Widow.
00:49:07All right, Mayor. I'll tell her. Goodbye.
00:49:28I've got to go away for a little while, stud muffin.
00:49:32I've got to clear my head.
00:49:59Hello.
00:50:00Hello.
00:50:00Hello.
00:50:00Hey, if you are selling something, I am not interested.
00:50:03Are you the Maharishi Sanjay Gupta Lowenstein?
00:50:06Well, that depends on who is asking, and for what purpose?
00:50:10I'm Assistant District Attorney Lana Leonmi,
00:50:13and I need your help.
00:50:14I hear you have incredible healing powers,
00:50:17and you are an expert in all forms
00:50:19of martial arts and weaponry.
00:50:21And I make a mean bloody Mary too, and what do you want?
00:50:24Well, I need your spiritual guidance.
00:50:26I seem to have had some kind of physical
00:50:29and mental collapse.
00:50:32I just can't seem to find my mojo.
00:50:34Oh, I would love to help you get your mojo back.
00:50:37Unfortunately, I have a little problem with lawyers.
00:50:41Messy divorce a few years ago.
00:50:43Lost the farm, so to speak, to this day.
00:50:46I blame my ex-wife and her choice to lawyer.
00:50:48Now, good day, ma'am!
00:50:51What is it now?
00:50:52You know, not all lawyers are bad.
00:50:54There are a lot of lawyers out there who do good deeds,
00:50:56and those deeds a lot of times go unnoticed.
00:50:59Tell that to my accountant, Saul Leibowitz.
00:51:02He's been going crazy trying to figure this mess out.
00:51:04That is why I became a holy man.
00:51:07Being a holy man makes a great tax shelter.
00:51:11Now, good day, ma'am!
00:51:14What is it now?
00:51:15They call me...
00:51:17Song Girl.
00:51:21Song Girl!
00:51:22Why didn't you say so?
00:51:24That's a horse of a different color.
00:51:26Come on in!
00:51:32Song Girl.
00:51:32Song Girl.
00:51:38Song Girl.
00:51:41Song Girl.
00:51:42Song Girl.
00:51:44You sure look familiar.
00:51:46Have we met somewhere before?
00:51:48Uh...
00:51:49No.
00:51:50You must have me mistaken for some other five-foot tall Maharishi with fake beard and Jewish accent.
00:51:56Want some coffee?
00:51:57How about a nice herbal tea?
00:51:59Uh...
00:52:00No, thank you.
00:52:00No.
00:52:02Song Girl.
00:52:03I have heard of your plight.
00:52:05And I am willing to help you regain your motto as you call it.
00:52:08And defeat all the evil doers of the world who threaten to destroy all the good citizens of Music City,
00:52:15USA.
00:52:16But first, you must give me something in return.
00:52:20Like what?
00:52:21Bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West.
00:52:24What?
00:52:25Sorry, wrong movie.
00:52:26Real change.
00:52:28I require the ring.
00:52:31My ring?
00:52:33Why would you want my ring?
00:52:34Do you not recall a mysterious stranger who gave you that ring on a trip to India several years ago?
00:52:42Why, yes.
00:52:42How did you know that?
00:52:43I know a lot of things, my child.
00:52:47It is no coincidence that you are here today.
00:52:50Our paths are predetermined by forces much higher than ourselves.
00:52:56Some call him Allah.
00:52:58Some call him Jesus.
00:52:59Mohammed.
00:53:00Krishna.
00:53:01Some even call him Oprah.
00:53:03Ahem.
00:53:04That ruby ring was given to you as a beacon that ultimately brought you here to me.
00:53:10Will you help me defeat Chaz Chernobyl and the Dark Widow so that Music City can once again be a
00:53:16safe and respectable place for law abiding citizens?
00:53:20Yes, yes, yes, yes and so much more.
00:53:23You will live here with a renewed self-confidence and a clearer vision of your place in the world.
00:53:29You will fly higher and fight stronger than you ever imagined.
00:53:35You will take your place among the greatest superheroes of all time and you will acquire powers you never knew
00:53:42you had.
00:53:43Great.
00:53:44When do we get started?
00:53:47There is no time like the present.
00:53:49We will start right now.
00:53:50We will play.
00:53:53We will be tied on the past.
00:53:56Let's do it.
00:53:59We will kill you for the last time.
00:54:01Let's try.
00:54:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:54:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:56:32Let it lay on me, also known as Tong Girl.
00:56:36You have made great strides in the short time that you have been here.
00:56:40You are now prepared, both mentally and physically, to meet the challenges that await you.
00:56:47Thank you, Master.
00:56:48Now get out there and kick some ass, girl.
00:56:51I will, sir.
00:56:53By the way, are you sure we haven't met somewhere before? You look awfully familiar.
00:56:58I don't understand what you're saying. I can't hear you. I'm a little different this year.
00:57:08Hey boys, did you miss me?
00:57:14You have 113 messages. Message one, marked urgent.
00:57:20Lana, this is Mayor Richard Boner. We've got a situation here. Please pick up.
00:57:26Message two, marked really urgent.
00:57:30Lana, if you're there, please pick up. Chaz and the Dark Widow have taken over the city. We need Fong
00:57:37Girl.
00:57:38Message 113, marked frantic.
00:57:43Lana, you've got to find Fong Girl. If ever we needed her, it's now.
00:57:51Hi, you've reached Assistant D.A. Lana Leoni. I'm not here right now, but please leave a message at the
00:57:57beep.
00:57:59Lana, Chaz is here. He wants to talk to you. Please pick up. Please.
00:58:05Give me that phone. Listen up, Assistant D.A. Lady. If you and your washed up alter eagle Thong Girl
00:58:12can hear me, you better get down to the town hall pronto, because I'm fixing to eliminate Mayor Bonehead and
00:58:19take over this town.
00:58:20I'm going to count to three. And if you don't pick up, the Mayor gets it. One, two...
00:58:30Oh, thank goodness, Thong Girl. I've just about given up on you.
00:58:35Drats! I was hoping you were dead, Thong Girl. Now I guess I'm going to have to finish you off
00:58:41myself.
00:58:43Wait. There's something different about you. Is that a new hairstyle?
00:58:50Nope.
00:58:51A new cape, perhaps?
00:58:53Uh-uh.
00:58:54I got it. It's the boots. You've got new boots.
00:58:58No, sir.
00:58:59Well, something's different. You look stronger somehow. Have you been working out?
00:59:08Well, I guess you could say that I found my mojo.
00:59:13Well, well. Sally, say hello to Thong Girl's new mojo. Get rid of her!
00:59:22Okay, boss.
00:59:44Just in time for the holidays. Would you like your package gift wrapped?
00:59:49Okay. I don't have time for this. Say hello to my little friend, Thong Girl.
00:59:56It's lights out for you now. I have a city to run.
01:00:10Looks like you could use a little iron in your diet, Chaz.
01:00:17You're finished in this town, Chaz. You're going back to the big house and this time it's for good.
01:00:24Well done, Thong Girl. Well done.
01:00:36Oh, Lana. I'm so glad to see you. I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.
01:00:41Oh, that's okay, Dweeves. It's not your fault.
01:00:44Hey, do you know where the Dark Widow is?
01:00:46She's kidnapped Andy and taken over Music Row. She has an office at Warner Brothers and she's turning all the
01:00:54country music stars into hip-hop artists.
01:00:56I better get over there on the double. You can take it from here, Mr. Mayor. I'm headed over to
01:01:01Music Row to set the record straight, if you know what I mean.
01:01:06Oh, that's a good one, Thong Girl. Good one. Don't you worry. I'll make sure these two villains are taken
01:01:15into custody. God bless you, Thong Girl. God bless you.
01:01:27I've told you, Miss Capri is not taking any calls. Cracker.
01:01:32No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chesney. She specifically told me not to accept any calls from you. Honky.
01:01:39Well, look, if you'd like to leave a number where you can be reached, I'm sure that she...
01:01:44Ooh, Kenny, honey, you've got to get out of town pronto. This ho is trippin'. She's gonna squash her little
01:01:51bony booty.
01:01:52You know what I'm saying, Mac Daddy?
01:01:54I believe I have an appointment with Mrs. Capri, a.k.a. the Dark Widow.
01:01:59Ooh, Thong Girl, I knew you'd come for me.
01:02:05Mommy, it's been awful since you've been gone. She makes me listen to Snoop Doggie doo-doo records all day
01:02:12long.
01:02:13And I can hardly walk from all this bling.
01:02:18And every time I try to escape, she turns up the juice on this here electric collar.
01:02:23Thong Girl, she's turned all the country music stars into hippity-hop artists.
01:02:28Why, right now, she's in there doing a number on poor old Willie Nelson.
01:02:32What are we gonna do, Thong Girl?
01:02:34I think it's time for the Dark Widow to face the music.
01:02:38Do you still have your superhero costume?
01:02:40You know I do.
01:02:42Okay, follow me, Triple B.
01:02:48No, no, no.
01:02:50If I told you once, I told you a million times.
01:02:53It's not way down, yonder.
01:02:55It's off in the hood.
01:02:57Now do it again.
01:02:59Luanda, I'm not sure I can say this stuff.
01:03:02I come from a good Christian family.
01:03:05Oh, you'll do what I say.
01:03:07Or I'll make sure you'll never see another ounce of that little wacky tobacco that you like so much.
01:03:11It's for my glaucoma, I swear.
01:03:14Yeah, right.
01:03:15Now do it again.
01:03:16And this time with more soul.
01:03:18Hey, Luanda.
01:03:19Remember me?
01:03:20You know, I do a little music myself.
01:03:23In fact, here's one of my biggest hits.
01:03:29You've gotten much stronger since the last time we met, Thong Girl.
01:03:32I found my mojo.
01:03:34Well, let's see how your mojo does up against my Motown.
01:03:37I'm about to reap some sweet satisfaction on your ass.
01:03:40No, no, no.
01:03:41Hold up, hold up, hold up.
01:03:42Thong Girl, I'll handle this one.
01:03:44You're going to have to go through me, sister.
01:03:47You're becoming quite a nuisance, little man.
01:03:50As a matter of fact, you make a terrible cup of coffee.
01:03:52Whatever.
01:03:53Why don't you try some of my juice?
01:03:55Bring it on.
01:03:58What's the matter, gay boy?
01:04:00You look just.
01:04:06Great gosh almighty, I was free at last.
01:04:08Lord, I was free at last.
01:04:10Come on, Thong Girl.
01:04:11Let's tag team this bi.
01:04:13Take a hike, Nelson.
01:04:14You've just been released from your contract.
01:04:16Seems I'm not dressed appropriately for this occasion.
01:04:19Excuse me while I change into something more comfortable.
01:04:31Over here, Thong Girl.
01:04:40Let's jam.
01:04:58You got it.
01:05:00Mm-hmm.
01:05:01Uh-huh.
01:05:02Yeah.
01:05:03χooka.
01:05:16I like this for you.
01:05:17It's a bunch of movies.
01:05:17Now he's about to� to the 혹시.
01:05:18You're so excited.
01:05:27When you are my� were two masters,
01:05:44You're much better than I gave you credit for, Thong Girl.
01:05:47But with all your enhanced powers, you're still no match for the big machine.
01:05:53You see, while you were away, your little boyfriend, Dweevil, developed a much more
01:05:57powerful bomb with a high-powered fail-safe device that can only be disarmed by yours truly.
01:06:03And with one hit of this button, this missile's going to be on to its intended target.
01:06:08And that would be...
01:06:09Oh, don't tell me.
01:06:10Let me guess.
01:06:11Brentwoodville, ground zero.
01:06:14Kenny Chesney's house.
01:06:16Except this time, there ain't no stopping it.
01:06:18Lawanda, you don't have to do this.
01:06:20There's still hope for you.
01:06:21I have some friends in the music biz, and I could pull some strings and get you a deal
01:06:27with one of the big labels in town, while you could be a country music star.
01:06:32Nice try, Thong Girl.
01:06:33But I got bigger plans.
01:06:36Goodbye, Music City!
01:06:37Glory.
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01:07:36Hello?
01:07:38Dweebs, it's me, Lana.
01:07:39Hi, Lana. Are you all right?
01:07:41Lawanda has activated the big machine.
01:07:43Can you disable the missile?
01:07:45I'm sorry, Lana.
01:07:46Once the missile is launched, only she can stop it.
01:07:49I was afraid of that.
01:07:52Unless...
01:07:52Unless what?
01:07:54Unless the detonating device on the missile
01:07:56meets a heat source ten times greater than the missile itself.
01:08:00How much heat would that take?
01:08:01I'm afraid there's no such heat source known to man.
01:08:05No? Well, how about a woman?
01:08:07A woman with a new and improved, soon-to-be-patented,
01:08:11ass-firing laser.
01:08:13Well, I suppose that could do it.
01:08:15Do you know anyone like that?
01:08:17Me, you goofball. Gotta go.
01:08:19Oh, sure, sure. Be careful, Lana.
01:08:23Time to show me what you got, Triple B.
01:08:26Let's do it!
01:08:32Hey, T.G., I got the strangest feeling of Dave Shabu right back now.
01:08:37I know what you mean, Triple B.
01:08:39Seems like we've been in this situation before.
01:08:41Only this time, the bomb is much more powerful.
01:08:44It's gonna take my full-blown, new and improved,
01:08:47ass-laser to detonate this baby.
01:08:49Oh, look, T.G., there it is!
01:08:51And it's headed straight for Brentwoodville!
01:08:53Okay, hold on, little buddy.
01:08:55I'm charging her up.
01:08:57Oh!
01:09:01Yay! You did it! You did it!
01:09:05Correction, we did it.
01:09:21And in recognition of your daring and selfless actions
01:09:24in the face of disaster, Boxer Brief Boy,
01:09:28I present you the Distinguished Medal of Honor.
01:09:33And your very own key to the city,
01:09:36which also happens to open the front door
01:09:39of country music star Keith Urban's home.
01:09:42Oh, he's such a hearty, okay!
01:09:46And to you, Thong Girl,
01:09:48I present the award that's most coveted
01:09:50by every citizen of Music City,
01:09:52your very own CMA Award.
01:09:57Oh, great.
01:09:58What did you say, Thong Girl?
01:09:59Oh, I said, how great!
01:10:09Paul Triple B, another job well done.
01:10:13We've saved the city from Chaz and the Dark Widow,
01:10:16and once again, the world is safe
01:10:18for all law-abiding citizens
01:10:19and hat-wearing country music stars.
01:10:22Yeah!
01:10:23Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:10:25Well, you know it, girl.
01:10:27Let's go shopping!
01:10:51She is a superhero
01:10:54And hasty justice in this world
01:10:59She's set to get bad boys and girls
01:11:04So if you're on the dark side
01:11:07And to break somebody's dreams
01:11:11You'll have to face her laser beams
01:11:30If you do wrong
01:11:34You'll answer to the brawl
01:11:37If you do wrong
01:11:46Your answer to the brawl
01:11:46Where you come from
01:11:47New York, Nashville, or Adelaide
01:11:51You'll have to face her laser rays
01:11:56Thong Girl
01:12:00Oh, Thong Girl
01:12:04Thong Girl
01:12:06Oh, Thong Girl
01:12:13Thong Girl
01:12:14In a messed up world
01:12:15We need a girl
01:12:19If you make it brighter day
01:12:33Thong Girl
01:12:35Oh, Thong Girl
01:12:40Thong Girl
01:12:42Thong Girl
01:12:44Thong Girl
01:12:44Oh, Thong Girl
01:12:47If you do wrong
01:12:50You'll answer to the brawl
01:12:54Thong Girl
01:12:58Thong Girl
01:13:00Thong Girl
01:13:00Oh, Thong Girl
01:13:03Oh, Thong Girl
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