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00:00:25To be continued
00:00:32No!
00:00:33Doctor, Ciampa!
00:00:35Jesus!
00:00:38Doctor, under here! In the flank!
00:00:49Fire!
00:00:55Keep moving!
00:01:00Jennifer, warm up. Now.
00:01:34Sir, we should just hold our ground here. They don't know these woods like we do.
00:01:38Stick to the plan, Evans. A lot of folks are counting on us.
00:01:40Our plan is to run like cowards.
00:01:42It's not cowardly to run if we're leading them away from our families.
00:01:46Roger!
00:01:49Snap! Snap!
00:02:01I've got a wife and newborn son just over that hill.
00:02:07What about you, soldier?
00:02:09My mother, sir.
00:02:11Well, the longer we keep them busy, the longer we give our families to find safety.
00:02:17Besides, I don't want those Hessian bastards to meet my son before I do.
00:02:22It's not the best plan.
00:02:24But it's the one we've got.
00:02:40Did we lose him?
00:02:42I don't hear nothing.
00:03:03Don't even stop.
00:03:04Oh, shit!VEN
00:03:57We're surrounded.
00:04:01If we can stay hidden until morning when they regroup, we might be able to sneak
00:04:05our way back south through the fog without running into anyone.
00:04:10We can wait until the sun rises tomorrow, we can work in shifts.
00:04:14We can provide ample cover in case we get ambushed.
00:04:16Don't be an idiot, son.
00:04:18I'm not worth all your lives.
00:04:22I'm a ghost already.
00:04:23Leave me.
00:04:25No offense, sir, but if the only way I can get you out of here alive is by dragging you
00:04:28kicking and screaming.
00:04:29By God, that's what I'm going to do.
00:04:31It's not the best plan, but it's the one we've got.
00:04:38Good luck.
00:04:39Good luck.
00:06:19For my son.
00:06:48Damn it.
00:07:02We need to leave now.
00:07:09Hey, come on, let's go.
00:07:34If I had to list my two favorite things about trees.
00:07:38One, the moss always grows on the shady side.
00:07:41That's a pretty cool fact.
00:07:42And two, probably, if you cut a tree open, you can count the tree's rings and see how old they
00:07:48are.
00:07:48Well, it's a good thing you don't have to.
00:07:53What?
00:07:55I was joking.
00:07:56You said if I had to list you things, and I was saying that it's a good thing you don't
00:07:59have to.
00:08:00I'm not going to make you, like, list things.
00:08:03It was a joke.
00:08:04Are you sure we're not lost?
00:08:06We're not lost.
00:08:06This is the same way you came last time you were up here.
00:08:09No, no, no.
00:08:09That's the beauty of these woods.
00:08:11That's what's so great.
00:08:12Is every time you come up here, it's completely different.
00:08:14Part of the fun is to make your own path.
00:08:17Think about it this way.
00:08:19We could be standing where no one in the history of time has ever stood.
00:08:22Okay?
00:08:23We're pioneers.
00:08:24Isn't that exciting?
00:08:28We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:29And you don't know where we're going.
00:08:31Because that, to me, sounds like we're lost.
00:08:33I know where we're going.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35Yeah.
00:08:35And where we're going is this way.
00:08:39You point it here, and then you walk that way.
00:08:41Yep.
00:08:41Just saying.
00:08:41Psyched you out.
00:08:42Okay.
00:09:01Hey!
00:09:03Come on!
00:09:05Woo!
00:09:41I guess we're not pioneers after all.
00:09:45Oh, wow.
00:09:48Huh.
00:09:51Wait, don't.
00:09:52What?
00:09:53We don't know who it belongs to.
00:09:55Somebody wronged good, from the looks of it.
00:09:57Well, somebody might be coming back for it.
00:10:00The long, dead person?
00:10:01That's what I'm afraid of.
00:10:05Look at this.
00:10:05Please!
00:10:06All right.
00:10:07All right.
00:10:09It's just incredible.
00:10:11It's...
00:10:13You know what?
00:10:15This will do for the night.
00:10:17Here?
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19Absolutely.
00:10:19Look at this.
00:10:20We got, what?
00:10:21We got...
00:10:22Canopies thick enough to block from any more rain.
00:10:25It's relatively bug-free.
00:10:28I don't see any burl holes or nests.
00:10:30This is fantastic.
00:10:31Might be a little rocky, but this is great, right?
00:10:34Come on.
00:10:35Look at this.
00:10:37Huh?
00:10:39Welcome home.
00:10:41I miss toilets.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:44We'll dig you one.
00:10:45Huh?
00:10:46I'll dig you two if you want.
00:10:48Look at this thing.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:51Come on.
00:10:52Damn it.
00:10:54I'm sure it's fine.
00:10:55No, no.
00:10:56I can do that.
00:10:56I've done this a million times.
00:10:58I just feel like the wood is wrong.
00:11:00I just can't get the damn teepee to stand on.
00:11:02Don't worry.
00:11:03It happens to a lot of guys.
00:11:06You're funny.
00:11:08You're funny.
00:11:09Ugh!
00:11:11That's dirt.
00:11:12I'm sorry.
00:11:13Did you just get scared by dirt?
00:11:15No.
00:11:16I just, um, I just put my hand on a rock or something.
00:11:22Well, I don't want to freak you out or anything,
00:11:26but there's dirt everywhere.
00:11:31There's nowhere to run.
00:11:34Stop it.
00:11:35I'm not scared.
00:11:36I'm just so dirty.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:39I'm cold and wet.
00:11:41Hey!
00:11:42That's what you were trying to make this whole time?
00:11:44That's it.
00:11:45Teepee.
00:11:46Nice.
00:11:47A little racially insensitive, calling it that, but...
00:11:49Eh, maybe.
00:11:50But fire, and now we hunt.
00:11:52We?
00:11:53Yeah!
00:11:53How?
00:11:54Okay, well, do you have a gun in here or some words or...
00:11:57Oh, no, no.
00:11:58Where's the fun in that?
00:11:59Come on, come on.
00:12:00We, you know, there's two of us.
00:12:02It's evolution.
00:12:03Come on, we can outsmart the animals.
00:12:05Well, judging from how long it took you to build that,
00:12:08we are going to be here a while.
00:12:10That's the idea, right?
00:12:25I was like, wait, how do they know everything about me, so...
00:12:28He told everybody?
00:12:29He told everybody everything.
00:12:31Oh, God.
00:12:32I maybe understand it every first day.
00:12:33Hey, Mom, I had a good time.
00:12:34But he told, like, the whole knitting group?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:36Oh, ick.
00:12:38So, that was weird.
00:12:39That's not great.
00:12:40That's not great.
00:12:41All right, let me ask you this.
00:12:42Yeah.
00:12:43What do you think would happen if I left you out here completely alone?
00:12:48Please don't do that.
00:12:49Don't do that.
00:12:52Why did you want to come all the way out here with me, you know?
00:12:54I mean, no offense by this.
00:12:56You seem completely out of your comfort zone.
00:12:59Is my trail mix not rugged enough for you?
00:13:02These little pretzel sticks, they don't impress you.
00:13:05I mean, we barely know each other.
00:13:08I'm not complaining.
00:13:10But, you know, to come all the way out here with me...
00:13:14My therapist said...
00:13:17My therapist said that I should break out of my norm.
00:13:22This is me breaking.
00:13:24The trail mix, that's you broadening your horizons?
00:13:27Yeah?
00:13:27One step at a time, yes.
00:13:29All right, okay.
00:13:31So, you don't want any of this?
00:13:32Huh?
00:13:34Do you want a piece of this?
00:13:36Do you want a piece of that?
00:13:37It's not so bad.
00:13:40It's actually really bad.
00:13:43Yeah.
00:13:44Do you want some trail mix?
00:13:46I would like some trail mix, yes.
00:13:48Help yourself.
00:13:50Take a pretzel stick.
00:13:51Thank you very much.
00:13:52Keep me alive.
00:13:54I'm sorry, you just look so rugged with that pretzel stick.
00:14:13It's okay.
00:14:17What is that?
00:14:19I don't know.
00:14:22But...
00:14:22Let's go check it out.
00:14:24Are you crazy?
00:14:25Maybe.
00:14:25Come on.
00:14:25The case is no way.
00:14:29That's enough.
00:14:30I think we should go back.
00:14:31What?
00:14:32I said I think we should go back.
00:14:50Turn off.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:52Do you mean failure?
00:14:54Turn off.
00:14:54I'm trying.
00:15:01Oh, Jesus.
00:15:03Oh, Jesus.
00:15:20Oh, my God.
00:15:24Oh, my God.
00:15:27Hey, hey, hey.
00:15:28Oh, Jesus.
00:15:29Okay.
00:15:30Come on, come on, come on.
00:15:30I got you.
00:15:31I got you.
00:15:31I got you.
00:15:32I got you.
00:15:32I got you.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37No, we're fine.
00:15:39It's not exactly what we plan, but we can make it work.
00:15:41Right.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:45I'm going to need a lock of your hair.
00:15:47What?
00:15:48What, are you making a potion?
00:15:49That's funny.
00:15:50You're making jokes.
00:15:51No.
00:15:51Uh, it's a scout tourniquet thing.
00:15:52Trust me.
00:15:53Okay, yeah, whatever.
00:15:54Just do it.
00:15:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:15:56He's back.
00:15:57He's back.
00:15:58He's back.
00:15:58Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:15:59Pretend you're not here.
00:16:00Shh.
00:16:00I got this.
00:16:00Come on.
00:16:01Over here.
00:16:04Where there's fire, there's man.
00:16:11You guys scared me.
00:16:13I thought that you were the scream in the woods with a torch.
00:16:16Torch?
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:19We ain't him.
00:16:21We heard screams.
00:16:23Is everything all right?
00:16:24Huh.
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:27Everything's fine.
00:16:28Thanks.
00:16:29Are you out here all by yourself?
00:16:32Yeah, you know, I, uh, I love the wilderness, you know, to, uh, commune with nature.
00:16:39I, uh, I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:16:42I think it's a calling, you know.
00:16:44I know.
00:16:47Like I said, we heard screaming.
00:16:51Just wanted to make sure you were all right.
00:16:55Concerned citizens, you understand.
00:16:58These woods are not safe.
00:17:01They've been finding bodies.
00:17:04Popping up randomly like truffles.
00:17:10Takes dogs to find them.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:18I'm Anderson.
00:17:19This is Tommy.
00:17:20Well, I'm sorry to make you guys come all the way out here, but, um, like I said, I'm
00:17:25just kind of out here in the woods, so.
00:17:31Call us the dogs.
00:17:32We found ourselves a truffle.
00:17:34It's nothing, really.
00:17:35We appreciate, I appreciate it, and, uh.
00:17:37Nothing, huh?
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:39Well, it seems like you're nothing.
00:17:42It's in a bit of pain.
00:17:44I don't know.
00:17:45Let's have a look, shall we?
00:17:47We shall.
00:17:48Uh, guys, wait a second.
00:17:50Um.
00:17:56You okay, sweetie?
00:18:03Is this your handiwork?
00:18:04We got, no, we, we saw something in the woods, like a light, and we ran, and, you know, she,
00:18:10tell him, Charlotte.
00:18:12Yeah, he's right.
00:18:15Do you have something to dress us with?
00:18:17Yeah, I was about to do that when you guys arrived.
00:18:23Okay, so.
00:18:26One, two, three.
00:18:29Hold this down, hold this down, hold it down, hold it down.
00:18:32Okay.
00:18:33You are doing great.
00:18:36Oh, what is that?
00:18:38Does it matter?
00:18:39Can't make things worse.
00:18:41It's maple syrup.
00:18:42A natural antiseptic.
00:18:44It'll do in a pinch.
00:18:46Why does it look like that?
00:18:48We harvest a very unique strain of maple.
00:18:57We're very proud of our product.
00:19:00Looks like the weirdest syrup commercial.
00:19:04I bet you'll be right as rain in no time.
00:19:07Okay, just keep that wrapped.
00:19:08I can't stress that enough.
00:19:09In my bag, would you mind?
00:19:11Sure.
00:19:12Right on top.
00:19:13This?
00:19:14Yeah.
00:19:21We saw a strange light.
00:19:22I wouldn't worry about that.
00:19:24And a man.
00:19:26I wouldn't worry about him either.
00:19:29Well, so.
00:19:30So it's no worries for all of us then, right?
00:19:34So.
00:19:34I wouldn't say that.
00:19:38You ever heard of that devil's Kraken?
00:19:41Um.
00:19:42I don't know.
00:19:48That's because I just made it up.
00:19:55Boo.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:56Hey, why don't you guys stay with us tonight, hmm?
00:19:58There's plenty of room.
00:19:59It's just over the hill.
00:20:00That sounds great.
00:20:02I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:20:04Um.
00:20:04I just let a stranger rub weird red goo all over my open wound
00:20:07after being chased by a ghost in the forest.
00:20:10Might as well follow them.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:11I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:20:13We don't know who these guys are.
00:20:14And won't because I didn't get them.
00:20:17We'll get her.
00:20:18One, two, three.
00:20:19There you go.
00:20:20Grab all this stuff.
00:20:22I'll just stay with some strangers.
00:20:24Oh, no.
00:20:24It's fine, right?
00:20:25No worries.
00:20:44It's just...
00:20:48I...
00:20:49I...
00:20:49I...
00:20:50I...
00:21:14I...
00:21:26What is this place?
00:21:29Huge.
00:22:01What?
00:22:05Oh, sorry.
00:22:07I didn't mean to interrupt your thing.
00:22:15I know what you're thinking.
00:22:17No, they're not twins.
00:22:21Isn't that strange?
00:22:23That and so many, so many other things.
00:22:26Let's leave.
00:22:52Okay, you'll be staying here tonight.
00:23:06Oh, look, there's a bed.
00:23:11You sound surprised.
00:23:13I'm surprised there's still a ceiling.
00:23:15A bed is a bonus.
00:23:16Oh.
00:23:19You know, many presidents have stayed in this very room.
00:23:24Really?
00:23:24No.
00:23:27This part of the manor hasn't been used in years.
00:23:29Why not?
00:23:30It's haunted.
00:23:31Really?
00:23:31No.
00:23:32Okay.
00:23:33It's just crap.
00:23:36Well, good night.
00:23:45Well, we'll leave you to it then.
00:23:46Hey, get some rest.
00:23:48Okay, your legs should be better in no time.
00:23:49Just keep it wrapped.
00:23:50I cannot stress that enough.
00:23:51You don't want it to get infected, okay?
00:23:53Let us know if you need anything.
00:23:54Okay.
00:24:03What is happening?
00:24:06I know.
00:24:07This place is a bit strange.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10We're going to wait for them to fall asleep,
00:24:12and then we're going to sneak out.
00:24:14Put your clothes on.
00:24:15Uh, are you crazy?
00:24:17Have you forgotten what we saw out there?
00:24:19It was one of these people.
00:24:22On a midnight stroll with a big scary torch in the middle of the woods?
00:24:26Yes.
00:24:27Hey, what about the lights?
00:24:29And that sound?
00:24:31Look.
00:24:31I would rather risk my life in an adequate, ow, ow, ow, ow, warm, dry bed,
00:24:38than spend the night out there with whatever the hell that thing was.
00:24:44Plus, they seem nice enough.
00:24:47Nice enough?
00:24:48They've merely escorted us to their sex castle.
00:24:52Sex castle?
00:24:54Yes.
00:24:54Did you see those weirdos down the hall?
00:24:56That wasn't sex.
00:24:58That's about as far away from sex as it gets.
00:25:00Good.
00:25:02Hey.
00:25:04They fixed my leg.
00:25:06They spread maple syrup on you like your French toast.
00:25:09That's not nice. That's breakfast.
00:25:10Oh, God. Breakfast sounds so good right now.
00:25:14Charlotte.
00:25:14Lottie.
00:25:15Lottie?
00:25:16This whole trip was about me getting outside of my comfort zone.
00:25:19This is about as far outside of my comfort zone as it gets.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:28Ah.
00:25:35Would you make this work?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37All right.
00:25:50I just wanted, uh, some alone time with you, you know?
00:25:57Uh...
00:25:57It doesn't get much more alone than this.
00:26:04In a few days, my leg is gonna be healed up and we can head out.
00:26:07It's already feeling a little bit better.
00:26:15A little bit.
00:26:20It's just no fun if you can't run.
00:26:23Well, I'm sorry I ruined your fun.
00:26:28Oh.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:32Please.
00:26:42Are you awake?
00:26:46No.
00:26:50I can't stop thinking about that incredible fire you made today.
00:26:58I got it going.
00:27:00Didn't I?
00:27:00Yeah, eventually.
00:27:01I got it going.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03I'm so proud of you.
00:27:06Ow!
00:27:07Ow!
00:27:09You're hitting an envelope.
00:27:11Don't you feel terrible about that?
00:27:13I do.
00:27:14Oh, you're so sorry.
00:27:16Terrible.
00:27:46What are you doing?
00:27:48Why are you weird?
00:27:49It's morning.
00:27:51Yeah?
00:27:53It's Tommy.
00:27:56Good morning.
00:27:57Hi.
00:27:57I trust you slept well?
00:27:58Sure.
00:27:59May I come in?
00:28:00Uh, I...
00:28:02Let's see what we got here, huh?
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:08Don't worry.
00:28:09It's just the syrup.
00:28:09It can be deceiving.
00:28:12It looks great.
00:28:20Look what I found.
00:28:23Perfect.
00:28:24Where'd you find this?
00:28:25Apparently, we have a cane closet.
00:28:29Do we now?
00:28:31Canes and walkers and even a wheelchair.
00:28:34Huh.
00:28:36A one-stop geriatric shop.
00:28:44How about we give you two a tour of our facilities, hmm?
00:28:48Uh, no.
00:28:49I think that's alright.
00:28:50We were probably just gonna rest for the day.
00:28:51I think she needs to...
00:28:52Nonsense.
00:28:53Come on.
00:28:54Get up.
00:28:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:59Yeah, okay.
00:29:00I can do this.
00:29:02A tour it is, then.
00:29:03Good.
00:29:05Perfect.
00:29:08After you.
00:29:13No, after you.
00:29:14Oh, okay.
00:29:16Oh, sorry.
00:29:17No, this way.
00:29:21This way.
00:29:23Charlotte?
00:29:28Don't mind him.
00:29:29It just means he likes you.
00:29:31Oh, God.
00:29:32It means he really, really, really likes me.
00:29:35I'll see you when I give you some privacy.
00:30:12The manor's been here for over a hundred years.
00:30:15Before that, there was a cabin.
00:30:18Before that, a tent.
00:30:21We have a small cannery on site.
00:30:23We'll take you there next.
00:30:25There's a pool, though not the swimming kind.
00:30:28Let me think.
00:30:30The trees are so pretty.
00:30:32Aren't they?
00:30:34They're special.
00:30:36I like to think we're special, too.
00:30:39I honestly can't imagine where I'd be today without this place and these people.
00:30:45I know where I'd be.
00:30:47Six feet under.
00:30:49Wilder saved my life.
00:30:51He saved all of our lives.
00:30:54Wilder?
00:30:54You'll meet him tonight.
00:30:57What is, uh...
00:30:58What is this?
00:30:59I don't know.
00:31:11I want next!
00:31:16Cannery's this one.
00:31:18What do you say?
00:31:19Eh?
00:31:20You want next?
00:31:23Nope, I'm good.
00:31:29We have over 50,000 trees tapped all around the manor.
00:31:34And all the sap ends up right in this room.
00:31:40Irma?
00:31:44And this is the end of the line.
00:31:46All the syrup is bottled right here.
00:31:49And it comes out of the trees red.
00:31:51It did.
00:31:52Uh, yeah, um...
00:31:55They've been losing color slowly over the last few years.
00:31:59But what you put on my leg...
00:32:02Uh, my own personal supply.
00:32:05You know, for special occasions.
00:32:10What are you knitting?
00:32:12Who cares?
00:32:16Things weren't always this modest.
00:32:19Membership has been dwindling.
00:32:21The manor used to be a happening place.
00:32:23You couldn't go ten feet without bumping into another member.
00:32:28It was a community.
00:32:31Now it's just...
00:32:33this.
00:32:36People lose faith so easily these days.
00:32:40I don't understand.
00:32:41Why didn't you just, uh...
00:32:43dye it red?
00:32:53Whoa!
00:32:54Beep beep there, fella.
00:32:55You're squishing my loafers.
00:32:56Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
00:32:58Eh, pop on up now, Timmy.
00:33:01Are these our guests?
00:33:02Uh, yes.
00:33:03Yes, sir.
00:33:03Uh, this is Casey and Lottie.
00:33:05Which one's which?
00:33:08Well, this is Casey.
00:33:09Casey!
00:33:10I knew a girl named Casey once.
00:33:13Darnedest thing, right?
00:33:14Now, I wanted to talk to her.
00:33:15Couldn't talk to her, though.
00:33:16I felt like it was a trap.
00:33:17You know what I mean?
00:33:18Like, where are the cameras, you know?
00:33:20Yeah!
00:33:21Well, this is Casey.
00:33:22Casey, it is a real pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:33:27Very good.
00:33:27You ever heard of reverse osmosis?
00:33:30It is the trippiest thing, I tell you what.
00:33:32And this is Lottie.
00:33:34It's fine.
00:33:36Did he call you Timmy?
00:33:38It's close enough.
00:33:40Timmy's a...
00:33:41It's a good name.
00:33:44Is it?
00:33:46I'll be right back.
00:33:49Okay, so this here machine...
00:33:50Uh-huh.
00:33:50Inside this, we've got syrup.
00:33:53Take a look at it.
00:33:55Wheeeee!
00:33:58You need to get out of here.
00:34:00What?
00:34:02You need to get far away from him.
00:34:05Wilder?
00:34:07No, no!
00:34:09Him!
00:34:12Casey?
00:34:13Yeah.
00:34:14What?
00:34:14Who dat? Charlotte.
00:34:16Lottie. Sorry.
00:34:17Whatever. Bring her along.
00:34:21Irma!
00:34:24Still breathing, huh?
00:34:27Damn.
00:34:28You're a medical marvel.
00:34:30You be sure to let me know when you die, alright?
00:34:33Yep.
00:34:34Alright.
00:34:40Well, we've been invited to dinner.
00:34:43Great. I'll get my fancy dress.
00:34:45We'll supply your clothes for tonight.
00:34:46You both came on a...
00:34:49Very special day.
00:34:52You hear that?
00:34:53We're, uh...
00:34:55We're special.
00:34:56Heh.
00:35:29Come on.
00:35:30I don't want to go in alone.
00:35:31I can't believe you aren't wearing what they gave you.
00:35:33I can't believe you are.
00:35:38I look like an idiot.
00:35:41You can't blame the clothes for that.
00:35:43You're just playing with the cards you were dealt.
00:35:47I'm gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
00:35:49Oh, man up. Let's go.
00:35:54There we go.
00:35:55There we go.
00:36:02Um...
00:36:06Hello.
00:36:09Do you want, uh...
00:36:12Donations?
00:36:23No, uh, I don't know what this is.
00:36:25God!
00:36:40Over here.
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Sorry.
00:37:05It's a nice outfit.
00:37:07Yeah.
00:37:14That's my cue.
00:37:28Well, I think they're gonna eat us.
00:37:30Oh, they're fine. They're just... quirky.
00:37:39Praise be to us, the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the Creator.
00:37:45Praise be to Wilder.
00:37:49Oh, no.
00:37:51It's a cult.
00:37:52They're gonna eat us.
00:37:53We sacrifice for the man that saved us.
00:37:56He gifts us with life, and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
00:38:02Everlasting love and devotion.
00:38:06No?
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:29Well, that was fun, huh?
00:38:33Good job, guy.
00:38:35Here you go.
00:38:37Whew.
00:38:38Hey, it's Casey and the other one.
00:38:41Uh, uh, Lottie.
00:38:42Well, thanks a lot.
00:38:42Uh, I'm so funny.
00:38:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:38:45ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:38:47Whew.
00:38:48I like that suit, bud.
00:38:50Looks sharp.
00:38:51Uh, thanks.
00:38:53Huh?
00:38:53What was that?
00:38:54Uh, I-I said thanks.
00:38:56I'm sorry I didn't get that. Hey, hey, Peach Fuzz, come here.
00:39:11Oh, okay.
00:39:17I told him you'd be happier sans pants.
00:39:21Uh, I didn't say that.
00:39:23What was that?
00:39:24He did.
00:39:25Hey, Peach Fuzz, come on back.
00:39:27It's not important.
00:39:30Alright.
00:39:32Dinner is served!
00:39:49Oh, yes. Many, many times yes, thank you.
00:39:55Really.
00:39:56Really.
00:40:00Alright.
00:40:03There you go.
00:40:15No.
00:40:16You don't have to tip. I'll tip. I'll be the one who tips.
00:40:19What?
00:40:22So you said, you said Wilder saved your life.
00:40:27Yes.
00:40:29My grandfather brought me here when I was a child. I was very sick.
00:40:36The doctor said I had a month. Maybe two.
00:40:41Wilder's father took us in.
00:40:44His father?
00:40:46Oh, uh, yeah. This place has been in the family for generations.
00:40:52I'd do anything for them.
00:40:56All of us would.
00:41:02I mean, yeah.
00:41:03You know, you can call it herbal medicine if it makes it more palatable.
00:41:07But I call it a miracle.
00:41:12It started my grandfather.
00:41:15Dead.
00:41:18We lost him.
00:41:20In the woods.
00:41:23To that thing out there?
00:41:26Ants!
00:41:27Damn ants.
00:41:31It's the problem with being in the sugar business.
00:41:34It's not just human beings that want to taste.
00:41:40Anywho.
00:41:42Begin the ritual!
00:41:47Here.
00:42:09Isn't he cute?
00:42:14Ladies and gentlemen, this is Herschel.
00:42:18Because Herschel has been imbibing our crimson syrup for so long,
00:42:22he's lived to be 13 years old.
00:42:25It's his birthday today.
00:42:28Isn't that glorious?
00:42:32That's right. Congratulations, little buddy.
00:42:36Now, Herschel was a gift from my accountant, Terry.
00:42:40Y'all remember Terry? Show of hands.
00:42:42Yeah? Right?
00:42:43All right. Good. Nice. Nice.
00:42:44Now, because Terry is of the Jewish persuasion,
00:42:47I thought it would be good to give old Herschel here a bar mitzvah.
00:42:52You hear that, buddy? You're a man today.
00:42:54That's right. Now, break the glass.
00:42:57Now, break it. You just peck at it.
00:42:58You got that big old beak.
00:43:00You just peck it.
00:43:01That's for weddings.
00:43:02Peck it.
00:43:03I said peck it.
00:43:04Oh, that was closer.
00:43:05Now, do it again.
00:43:06Is it weird that there's a chicken and we're eating chicken?
00:43:10Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it.
00:43:15Now, I feel like you're just resisting here.
00:43:18Anyway, we need to get serious for a moment.
00:43:22Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:24times are a bit tough.
00:43:26People are leaving.
00:43:28Shifts are being extended.
00:43:30It's enough to shake a person's fate.
00:43:34Our maple syrup may have lost its crimson hue and its regenerative properties.
00:43:40But that does not mean that we can lose our focus.
00:43:47It's like my father always said.
00:43:50It only takes one person.
00:43:55Now, I'm looking at you, Irma.
00:43:56You fasty little minks.
00:44:02Anyway, so I think you deserve a reward for all your hard work.
00:44:11Tonight, I want to give to you.
00:44:14The last of my personal supply of pure crimson syrup.
00:44:22Consider it an act of faith.
00:44:27It only takes one person.
00:44:38The man knows how to give a speech, huh?
00:44:45I shouldn't.
00:44:47Oh, don't be shy, eat up.
00:44:48I can't.
00:44:51I'm diabetic.
00:44:52Whoa, can't you take a pill?
00:44:54It's a bit more complicated than that.
00:44:56Freckles, give her a pill.
00:45:20You don't think this is like a Jonestown thing and everyone's gonna drop dead from eating poison.
00:45:29I don't know.
00:45:34What's happening?
00:45:36It's fine.
00:45:36It's fine.
00:45:37Come this way.
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:39It just means dinner's over.
00:45:41I can walk.
00:45:42I can walk.
00:45:51I can walk.
00:46:01all right.
00:46:06Good night, you two.
00:46:09I could outrun you if I wanted to, but I can definitely outrun you.
00:46:17It's part of the fun. It's catching him.
00:46:20What? Who's them?
00:46:24Oh, other girls.
00:46:27Is this from some movie?
00:46:30You're from some movie.
00:46:31You're so drunk.
00:46:33You're just another body in the woods.
00:46:42You're scaring me, guy.
00:46:46You best put him to bed.
00:46:48That's the plan.
00:47:22He's here. He is one of them. We're not safe here.
00:47:29I'm not safe here.
00:47:32I'm not safe here.
00:47:54I'm not safe here.
00:48:08I'm not safe here.
00:49:43Scissors. Scissors.
00:50:05Scissors.
00:50:17Scissors.
00:50:18Scissors.
00:50:31Scissors.
00:50:39Scissors.
00:50:43Scissors.
00:50:45Scissors.
00:50:45Scissors.
00:50:50Scissors.
00:50:58Scissors.
00:51:00Mandatory. For you.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:14What a gentleman.
00:51:28Doug, you know for a fact that's not true.
00:51:34Don't twist the truth just because you're scared.
00:51:38It's a slump.
00:51:42Who saved your kid when he was in the hospital?
00:51:46Fine, the doctors helped, but...
00:51:50I want you to think long and hard about this.
00:51:55Maybe some time will help to jog your memory.
00:52:03I do hate when you do someone a favor,
00:52:07and then they lie to you.
00:52:10That ever happen to you, pal?
00:52:12Uh...
00:52:13I don't know.
00:52:14Thanks for stopping by.
00:52:17Yeah.
00:52:19Why?
00:52:20I do not like liars.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:25Sorry to interrupt.
00:52:27The man with the chainsaw is back.
00:52:30Again?
00:52:31He says he has a permit this time.
00:52:34Alright.
00:52:36Hey, you're gonna help fix those doggone leaks today, right pal?
00:52:47Alright, let's take a walk.
00:53:03I didn't mean to frighten you.
00:53:05That's what everyone in this place seems to do best.
00:53:08Are you going somewhere?
00:53:13Um...
00:53:13How about we head to my office and take a look at that leg of yours, huh?
00:53:20Trust me.
00:53:29So how'd you and girl Casey meet?
00:53:32Uh...
00:53:33A, uh, dating app.
00:53:34An app?
00:53:35Jeez.
00:53:36What do they think of next?
00:53:38I like my phones the way I like my magazines.
00:53:42Wired!
00:53:43You kidding?
00:53:49You ever read Little Red Riding Hood?
00:53:52Uh, sure.
00:53:53You know, it always comes to mind whenever I see two people, you know, like you and the girl and
00:53:58yourselves, out here alone in the woods.
00:54:01A wolf can fool people, right?
00:54:04Especially when they're hoping for love, things like that.
00:54:07Make them not realize that their grandmother has turned into some kind of furry dog-like creature.
00:54:12Now, hell, I have seen some very interesting old people in my time.
00:54:17They usually look something like an old bag of potatoes.
00:54:20Never have I ever seen an old person that looks like a fuzzy dog-like creature.
00:54:24Do you know what I mean?
00:54:26Uh, yeah.
00:54:29I'm not a wolf.
00:54:31I want to make sure that's clear.
00:54:35What about you, champ?
00:54:46This is your office?
00:54:50I love the fall.
00:54:53I really do.
00:54:55I love the... change.
00:54:59You know, people say the colors are the result of the leaves dying and falling away.
00:55:05I like to believe the leaves were always this color.
00:55:10But it isn't until they're dying that they feel confident enough to drop the green facade and become this.
00:55:19Sometimes green leaves are just green.
00:55:22It's true.
00:55:24But you never know until the fall.
00:55:45The question I keep asking myself, why would you bring her out here of all places?
00:55:52Well, I like the wilderness.
00:55:53It's communed with nature.
00:55:56I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:55:58You know?
00:55:58I think it's my goal.
00:56:00You see, that's funny.
00:56:02How's that?
00:56:03That's just some of the things you were saying last night.
00:56:05They got me thinking.
00:56:09Look.
00:56:11I was a little drunk, but that was a private conversation.
00:56:16There's no such thing as privacy when you're shouting in the middle of the night, fella.
00:56:48I happen to know that several bodies have been found recently.
00:56:53Girls.
00:56:55Not too dissimilar from your girl back at the manor.
00:57:00Now that is not to say that women cannot handle themselves out here.
00:57:04It's just that these ladies in particular apparently had a look about them.
00:57:09You know what I mean?
00:57:11Like out of place.
00:57:13Like a deer in the big city.
00:57:16And that makes me think there's a wolf amongst us.
00:57:20And I tell you what.
00:57:22If I'm the huntsman, I will have zero compunction about walking up to that wolf, slicing him open, and set
00:57:30Little Red Riding Hood free.
00:57:36Hey!
00:57:38What big eyes you have?
00:57:41Howl!
00:57:47What does this mean?
00:57:49Well, it means if you really are trying to get as far away from this place as you can, now
00:57:55you have a fighting chance.
00:57:59Uh huh.
00:58:06What do you think it is?
00:58:06You're opinionnene Watch.
00:58:16You can Caoil if you keep it in trouble.
00:58:16For me.
00:58:27If you have one of this soon, you can steal something to the guests.
00:58:39Hey! Hello? Hey!
00:58:49Anderson! Stay with me! Stay with me!
00:58:54Don't just stand there! Help him! There's none left.
00:58:57What are you saying? The crimson syrup used the reserves
00:59:01at the feast. Okay, stay with him! Stay with him!
00:59:30Found the first aid kit.
00:59:31For his leg. Then we have to force the bone back in.
01:00:01Here we are!
01:00:17Oh, no, no, no.
01:00:35So am I.
01:00:43What is this?
01:00:46Is this my hair?
01:00:48No, what are you...
01:00:49What are you stupid?
01:00:50No, those things take forever to me.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:54This is, uh...
01:00:56This is your hair.
01:00:59Then whose is this?
01:01:04What are the girls?
01:01:08Who are you?
01:01:10Apparently a wolf.
01:01:17Where is my insulin?
01:01:18What are you going to do with that, huh?
01:01:20What are you going to do?
01:01:20Are you going to give me tetanus?
01:01:24Give me my insulin now.
01:01:26Come on, Charlotte.
01:01:27Give me the knife.
01:01:30Lottie.
01:01:34You're going to run now.
01:01:35Go ahead.
01:01:35Like it's your idea?
01:01:37All right.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:02:07You're going to run now.
01:02:08Are you still following me?
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:12Damn it.
01:02:13You know, this is why I brought you up here in the first place.
01:02:18So you're doing me a favor, eh?
01:02:22Isn't it exciting?
01:02:24Please.
01:02:24I've seen you make a campfire.
01:02:27I came with a fire.
01:02:29I've done this dance a million times, Charlotte.
01:02:33I know your type.
01:02:37Running's always funny to me.
01:02:38You know why?
01:02:41You can't run forever.
01:02:45I only need a few more seconds.
01:02:49All I need is to run just a couple seconds longer than you.
01:02:53And something tells me it's not going to be much of a challenge.
01:03:25You know, I think your therapist would be proud.
01:03:30You're definitely outside of your comfort zone.
01:03:33Get...
01:03:36Hey, what? You need help here.
01:03:38What?
01:03:40What the hell is going on?
01:03:53Oh, holy mackerel!
01:03:55Shoot a number on you, fella.
01:03:57Oh, God.
01:04:31Oh, God.
01:05:11Well, Goku's finally awake.
01:05:15Thought we lost you a few times.
01:05:20I was coming to see you to bring you a gift.
01:05:25This gift.
01:05:28You're welcome.
01:05:32Do you want you to come in?
01:05:57What happened to me?
01:06:02Well, Wilder found you in the woods.
01:06:04A little worse for the wear.
01:06:06We brought you back and fixed you up and look at you.
01:06:11Right as rain.
01:06:18Looks like you owe him your life now, too.
01:06:23You're one of us.
01:06:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:40Where's patience?
01:06:41What is that?
01:06:43Where's patience?
01:06:49Praise be to us, the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the Creator.
01:06:56Praise be to Wilder.
01:07:00We sacrifice for the man that saves us.
01:07:03He gives us with life and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
01:07:09Everlasting love and devotion.
01:07:24Thank you, everybody.
01:07:27Thank you so much.
01:07:29Oh, man.
01:07:29Isn't this just fantastic?
01:07:32Yes.
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:34It's a great day.
01:07:35It's a great day to be alive.
01:07:37I mean, just look at that weather out there, right?
01:07:39It can't get any better than that.
01:07:42And, ladies and gentlemen, our prayers have been answered.
01:07:53This pure crimson maple syrup, the first after decades of struggle.
01:08:03With it, we are revived.
01:08:06With it, we are healed.
01:08:13Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:16Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:19Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:23Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:35Don't be shy.
01:08:36Don't be invisible now.
01:08:44Humility is a virtue.
01:08:46Let's keep this party, guys!
01:08:48Yeah!
01:08:50Yeah!
01:08:51Yeah!
01:08:53Woo!
01:08:54Woo!
01:08:56Woo!
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:59Woo!
01:09:00Woo!
01:09:01Woo!
01:09:02Woo!
01:09:02Woo!
01:09:03Woo!
01:09:04Woo!
01:09:05Woo!
01:09:08Woo!
01:09:09Woo!
01:09:09Woo!
01:09:11Woo!
01:09:12Woo!
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01:09:14Woo!
01:09:17Woo!
01:09:25Woo!
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01:09:31Woo!
01:09:31Woo!
01:09:32Woo!
01:09:32Woo!
01:09:33Woo!
01:09:33Woo!
01:09:52I'm doing this?
01:09:58I'm doing this.
01:10:01Okay.
01:10:20I'm doing this.
01:10:40I'm doing this.
01:10:59I'm doing this.
01:11:01I'm doing this.
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01:12:24I'm doing this.
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01:15:06I'm doing this.
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01:18:06What can I get you, sweetie?
01:18:10Pancakes.
01:18:11Pancakes.
01:18:12Pancakes.
01:18:39Pancakes.
01:18:40Pancakes.
01:18:42Pancakes.
01:18:51Pancakes.
01:18:52Pancakes.
01:19:03Pancakes.
01:19:19Pancakes.
01:19:20Pancakes.
01:19:31Pancakes.
01:19:33Clean.
01:19:40Pancakes.
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