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Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen - Season 1 - Episode 02: Bride-Shaped Hole
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00:06What a pretty bride you'll be on the day you marry me
00:21Cause it's plain to see, very plain to see
00:27What a pretty bride you'll be
00:34Though ever young I know
00:41We've a long, long way to go
00:47I can't wait to see, I can't wait to see
00:55I just want to say a few words to introduce this week celebrating your love
01:04And I'm so honored that you two chose to get married here at Summer House
01:09As my sisters and I did before you
01:11And I'm thrilled to pass the tradition down to my sweet and gentle son
01:19My baby boy
01:22You were born to be loved
01:25You've always been someone who sees with his soul instead of his eyes
01:31Even when you were so tiny
01:34There were nights when the whole world was quiet
01:37And it was just you and me in the dark
01:41And you'd wake me up with this soft cry
01:46As if you were calling me to you
01:48Not because you needed something from me
01:50But because you wanted to share something with me
01:54And I promised you then that I would always protect this you
01:58This sweet, pure you
02:04So I want to tell you both something
02:07In a marriage
02:10You must promise
02:12To regard the soul you see now
02:16As the most important holy thing
02:20Because time is an unstoppable force
02:26And it will do whatever it can to destroy you
02:30And ultimately it will win
02:36So you sacrifice, you know
02:38You sacrifice superficial things
02:41Moods of the day
02:43Petty preferences
02:45In favor of the purest, deepest parts
02:50You accept and forgive each other's wrongdoings
02:56You don't let anything tear you apart
02:58No matter how gruesome
03:01That is what the love of your life is meant to do
03:03The love of your life
03:07So now a toast
03:10To my sweet baby Nikki
03:14And his fiancee Rachel
03:16Whom he's been hiding from us
03:18It is up to you now
03:20To protect the soul in front of you
03:23Marriage is a powerful merging of souls
03:28It's like being sewn together
03:30And in the wrong union
03:34It can feel like being chained to a shipwreck
03:38At the bottom of the ocean
03:41But in the right union
03:43It can feel like
03:48Immortality
03:55Cheers to immortality
03:57Cheers to immortality
03:59Cheers
04:00Cheers
04:02Cheers
04:02Cheers
04:03Cheers
04:03Cheers Mom
04:06What the fuck?
04:09And you don't know who this is from?
04:10No, it was just with the mail
04:15Never gotten hate mail before
04:20Maybe it's from Jess?
04:23No
04:23Didn't you say she tried to light your apartment on fire?
04:26No, she tried to light herself on fire in my apartment
04:29Rachel
04:29What?
04:30That
04:30You have scary taste
04:33Okay, well maybe
04:35Maybe it's from one of your exes
04:37No
04:37Yeah, maybe like a specific ex who happens to also be here
04:41I mean
04:41Come on, now?
04:42Yeah, maybe
04:42What if someone here is fucking with me?
04:44Your family doesn't even know me
04:45They know me, okay?
04:47And I talk about you with a certain fondness
04:49Almost as if I love you to death
04:50Yeah, but you're like a god to them
04:53I mean the way that your mother talks about you
04:54Perfect
04:55A perfect boy
04:57Why would you let her perfect boy marry some girl she's never met?
05:01No one is letting me marry you
05:03I want to marry you
05:04Nikki
05:04And you want to marry me
05:06Right?
05:07Isn't that all that matters?
05:09Okay
05:10I mean, if anything
05:13This note, let me see it
05:15It's about me not being good enough for you, okay?
05:19Don't marry him
05:20That's me
05:20It's very anti-me
05:22Who cares what some anonymous asshole thinks?
05:25Yeah, okay fine, but I mean I care what your mother thinks
05:27I mean
05:28Do I adequately protect your soul?
05:31I don't know what that means
05:33It means like
05:33Do I love you for who you are?
05:35Do I take you further and further from who you are?
05:37Until one day you wake up and you're like
05:38I don't recognize myself
05:39I'm depressed
05:40I'm going to leave you
05:41Rachel, that's not going to happen to us
05:42We're not those people
05:44Holy shit, where's my dress?
05:47What? It's in there?
05:49It's not in there?
05:50No
05:53No
05:53I swear it was here this morning
05:56It was hanging right here next to your suit
05:59Um, okay
06:00Did we leave it at Hannah and Chad's?
06:03Because we took it out to show it to them
06:04Do you remember bringing it in last night?
06:06I think so
06:07Maybe I left it in the car
06:12Maybe someone took it
06:14They wouldn't do that, I swear
06:16No one is trying to sabotage our wedding
06:18Okay, well I'm like 99% certain we didn't leave the dress
06:21Well, I can check the car again
06:23I just, I don't think anyone would take it
06:25Okay, then
06:26Where is it?
06:27I don't know, I don't know
06:29Hey, hey, same team, okay?
06:32Alright
06:32Give me a hug
06:33Hi
06:34Okay
06:36I'm gonna, I'll ask everyone if they've seen it
06:38Alright
06:38I'm gonna search the property
06:39Okay, we're gonna find it
06:41It's here somewhere
06:41Alright
06:42It's here
06:43We'll find it
06:45We're gonna get to the bottom of this
06:46Okay?
06:48And fuck this stupid thing, alright?
06:50They didn't even RSVP
07:25I'll save that
07:26I guess
07:29If we ë…‡ twice
07:30I don't want that
07:31I thought
07:32Then
07:32I'll
07:33meet Actually I
07:34don't
07:34want you to do that I would be
07:36hearing my other She finds Is
07:41In How
07:42Only
07:45Learn
07:49She might have said last night for Nicky's fiancée, I think I got there a time before she said anything,
07:57but I can't disagree.
07:59I'm sorry, do you think Nicky should know so that he could put the head?
08:03No, it would completely screw up our plan. We're doing this for Victoria. It's what she wants.
08:10Of course.
08:10I would be completely devastated if Nicky found out, so you'll keep an eye on everyone from me, especially the
08:17fiancée.
08:18I'll try. Just dink it with me, okay? I've got it.
08:40Hi Jude. What are you looking at?
08:48Blood.
08:51There's blood. Look. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.
09:00Oh, fuck.
09:02Is it yours?
09:03Yeah, it was just a nosebleed.
09:07Oh, fuck.
09:08Oh, no, no, no, don't say that.
09:10Sorry, man's gonna kill you.
09:12Dad!
09:13No, no, no, no, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude. Wait, wait a minute.
09:16I don't, I don't, I don't think that that's real.
09:19How would you know?
09:20I think that's just a story that Aunt Portia was saying to Scaris.
09:23You don't know anything about what's going on here.
09:25Uh.
09:26Dad!
09:26What?
09:27Jude, stop yelling.
09:30We don't yell in this house. You know that.
09:38Want me to tell me why you were yelling?
09:40Rachel summoned the sorry man with her blood. Now he's gonna kill her.
09:45No, sorry. I, I had nosebleed last night and I guess it got on the floor.
09:49I'm sorry, Dad. I don't know how you know about that.
09:53I do not want to hear it.
09:57Morning, Dr. Penny.
10:00Wait.
10:02You two.
10:03Wait.
10:04Wait.
10:08Look at me.
10:10I don't ever want you to talk about that.
10:12Do you understand?
10:13Do you understand?
10:18What's gonna happen to her?
10:20She's gonna marry Uncle Nikki.
10:22And what?
10:23You don't need to worry about that.
10:25Okay?
10:26Okay?
10:28Hey, hey, hey.
10:29Wait, Jude!
10:30Where you going?
10:31We don't yell in this house!
10:32But you need to eat!
10:33Nellie, make me pancakes!
10:35What kind?
10:36Chocolate chip!
10:40Did Nikki tell you to call our dad Dr. Cunningham?
10:43No, just, I don't know, Paulie, I guess?
10:49You know I'm, I'm Dr. Cunningham too.
10:55Right.
10:58Sorry, do you want me to call you that?
11:00Of course.
11:03Okay.
11:07What's funny?
11:08I, I can't tell if you're joking or not.
11:17Hey, aren't brides supposed to wear white?
11:23What do you mean there's no dress?
11:25Do you think it's possible that like maybe somebody grabbed it?
11:28Rachel, how could you forget the wedding dress?
11:31Portia, it's alright sweetheart.
11:34We will figure something out.
11:36Oh my god, you have to knock.
11:38We could have been naked.
11:39All of you?
11:40Ew, why are you picturing it?
11:42I'm not.
11:42Did you find it?
11:43I, um, I think we left it, right?
11:45You left the dress in Chicago?
11:47It's definitely not in Chicago.
11:48I mean, we had it.
11:49I really think we left it at Hannah and Chad's place.
11:51Who's Hannah and Chad?
11:51They're the friends we stayed with in Cleveland.
11:54You have friends in Cleveland?
11:55Did you call them and ask?
11:56Yeah, so they're both at work, but there's a spare key at their house, so I'm just gonna drive back.
12:00No, no, that's insane.
12:02Oh, it's so romantic!
12:02Sorry, isn't it like an eight hour drive?
12:04We shouldn't drive all that way.
12:05Why do you know how far it is to Cleveland?
12:06I wanna do it, okay?
12:08It's important.
12:09It's not though, it's really fine.
12:11I mean, I can wear something else.
12:12For your wedding?
12:13You need a wedding dress for your wedding, Rachel.
12:15You can't wear that.
12:16It's funereal.
12:18Yeah, well, I have something else I can wear.
12:21I think it's romantic what he's doing, right?
12:24Aw.
12:24Okay.
12:25See ya.
12:26Are you sure?
12:28Yeah, of course.
12:30That's good.
12:31It'll give you a chance to get to know each other better.
12:33Okay.
12:47Why don't you try my dress?
12:49That's a great idea!
12:51Oh my god, Mrs. Cunningham, that's so kind of you.
12:54I just...
12:59Wow.
13:01Why don't we just see if Nikki finds a dress and we can do the fitting tomorrow?
13:05But there's no time tomorrow.
13:06Tomorrow we've got a bunch of setups to do and Friday's the rehearsal dinner,
13:09Saturday's the bachelorette party, Sunday's the big day, today is the dress fitting.
13:12I think it might fit you.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Okay, I'd love...
13:20Yeah, please.
13:23Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
13:30Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
13:38I'll be here.
13:38I think we should lose the train.
13:40And the sleeves.
13:41I'm cutting off the sleeves.
13:43Uh, are you sure?
13:45It needs to come in if they're wasted.
13:48My mother had a waste like that.
13:50Well, I actually used to have a waste like that.
13:52Oh, Mom, stop.
13:53You look great.
13:54Do you know what ruins a waste like that?
13:56Want you to put it up?
13:57Or do you want it down?
13:58Down?
13:58No, up.
13:59Having children.
14:00Mom, would you rather have a tiny waste or me?
14:03Well, you of course, sweetheart.
14:05But it would be nice to have both.
14:07Mom, you promised I could have Grandma Madeline's diamond bracelet.
14:11Oh, I...
14:11Don't be.
14:12You can have it after.
14:15Oh.
14:16Never mind.
14:17It doesn't go.
14:20Well, that's just lovely.
14:23Now?
14:24Mm-hmm.
14:24I'm just noticing a necklace.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh, no.
14:29Wait, that's...
14:30Do you think Aunt Nora will be mad?
14:31Didn't she love the train?
14:32Well, it doesn't matter.
14:34It's not for her.
14:36You're right.
14:37It's for us.
14:39Mm.
14:40Now, this ring belonged to my great-grandmother, Eleanor.
14:46It's so pretty.
14:47Yes.
14:51You mean, instead of...
14:52It's a little big, but it will work if you don't talk with your hands so much.
15:01Yeah, but that's the ring that Nikki gave me.
15:04And it's stunning.
15:06That doesn't mean you have to wear it on your wedding day.
15:09Sorry, but doesn't it...
15:11It's common to honor the women in the family's lineage when you get married, Rachel.
15:15Okay.
15:16Sorry.
15:48Yeah, something isn't right.
15:54Sorry, I just...
15:56I really...
15:57I appreciate your enthusiasm.
15:59I just don't know if all this feels a bit, like, not really necessary.
16:02If it's just, like, gonna be us, really, for the wedding.
16:05Rachel.
16:06A hundred people are coming.
16:09A hundred people are coming?
16:11No, no.
16:11It's ninety-something, right?
16:13Right, but it's family only, like, you guys wanted.
16:15I thought family only meant, like, you guys and, like, maybe a couple grandparents.
16:21Well, you know how family is.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:24Oh, I completely forgot.
16:25You don't have a family.
16:26I thought she had a father.
16:28Well, I...
16:28We don't really talk.
16:30A hundred people are...
16:31Well, it's complicated, right?
16:32Because if you invite Aunt Valerie and you have to invite Aunt Valerie, then you have to invite
16:36all four of her siblings and their spouses and their kids, our cousins.
16:41So, it's just...
16:42It's not possible to keep it as small as you want it, but it's still a small wedding.
16:45Does Nikki know about this?
16:47I don't keep track of what Nikki knows.
16:48Nellie?
16:49Oh, I don't know.
16:49It's the lace.
16:52It's always been too busy with the veil.
16:54It's too busy.
16:56We just need to find the perfect necklace.
17:00Oh, um...
17:01Actually, I was gonna just wear the necklace that I had on, because it has my mother's engagement ring on
17:06it.
17:06Everything is going to be perfect, and you won't even notice.
17:09You don't have parents to give you away.
17:14Don't worry.
17:16Everything is going to be perfect.
17:29Let's open this!
17:30Oh, no, I can do that.
17:31No, it's okay. I got it.
17:32Portia, please.
17:32I don't need any help.
17:34Don't aim it at us.
17:35No, not aim it!
17:35Oh, my God! Portia!
17:41Oh, my God!
17:44Oh, my God!
17:58I'm so sorry.
18:00Why are you sorry?
18:02No, it's okay. It's okay. I've got it. Don't. You've got blood on the dress.
18:06Oh, my God!
18:07Oh, my God!
18:09Oh, my God!
18:09Oh, my God!
18:09Oh, my God!
18:11Oh, my God!
18:13I don't think I can do this!
18:15I can't do this!
18:16Yes, I know!
18:16Oh, my great-grandmother gave this to my grandmother on her wedding day.
18:27She thought the pearls were fake.
18:32Do you know the trick with pearls?
18:40You rub them against your teeth. And if they're smooth, they're fake. And if they're rough, like sandpaper, they're real.
19:00Of course, my grandmother, she had fake teeth, so she couldn't tell. Her mother was buried alive.
19:14What, uh, why?
19:17It was an accident.
19:20Maybe this can be or something borrowed.
19:27It's meant to be from the mother.
19:30To ward off bad luck in a marriage.
19:32I'm pretty sure pearls are bad luck for a wedding.
19:35And what about fake pearls?
19:39You want me to rub this on my teeth?
20:04Yeah.
20:09They're real.
20:23It must have been so, so difficult going through adolescence without a mother.
20:32A mother absorbs her children.
20:35And vice versa.
20:57You look just right.
21:06It's perfect.
21:26Look at me, honey.
21:34Look at me, honey.
21:40I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry.
21:47What?
21:52Because of what this will do to you both.
21:57Mom! Mom!
22:00Coming, honey.
22:09Hey, babe. How's it going over there?
22:11Good. Good.
22:13Uh-oh.
22:14Hello?
22:17Yeah.
22:18Uh, Nikki, did you know that there's 100 people coming to the wedding?
22:22What?
22:24Oh, my God.
22:25I told them family only.
22:26Yeah, well, according to your sister, that's, uh, 100 people and...
22:32I'm sorry.
22:33Something weird is going on.
22:34Um, they, they, they put me in your mother's dress.
22:36They cut it up.
22:37They, they tailored it.
22:37They gave me all these accessories like it was their plan all along.
22:40It's like they, it's like they really want to have a wedding,
22:42but they don't actually care who walks on the aisle into your arms
22:45as long as someone does.
22:46Like, there's this bride-shaped hole and they, and they just need a body to fill it.
22:50I don't know why.
22:51But they, they all keep bursting into tears and it's fucking freaking me out.
22:56They're whispering about shit and crying and they're hiding something from us.
23:00Hold on, hold on.
23:01What?
23:01Everyone's crying?
23:03Yes, there's so much crying.
23:05What do you mean?
23:06Your mother apologized to me and she said,
23:08sorry for what this will do to you.
23:10Like, what?
23:10Like, what, what is she talking about?
23:12Wait, she said that?
23:13Yes.
23:14I have no idea.
23:15Can you, can you, can you, can you just come back here, please?
23:18Yeah, sure.
23:19Wait, what, what about your dress?
23:20I don't care about the dress.
23:21I never cared about the dress.
23:22I mean, your mother's dress now.
23:23I never wanted you to drive eight hours.
23:24Okay.
23:24Nell and Portia and your mom wanted you to drive eight hours.
23:27Okay, okay, okay.
23:28Okay, are you, are you, can you, are you turning around?
23:30I'll turn around right now.
23:31I'm so, I'm so sorry I left you there, okay?
23:33I'll be back soon.
23:34Okay.
23:34Okay?
23:36Okay.
23:36I love you.
23:37All right, love you too.
23:40Fuck.
23:45Oh.
23:49Oh.
23:51Oh.
23:52Oh.
23:52Oh.
23:53Oh.
23:57Oh.
24:00Oh, oh.
24:11I don't know.
24:50I don't know.
25:34I don't know.
25:36I don't know.
26:07I don't know.
26:13I don't know.
26:15I don't know.
26:48I don't know.
27:36I don't know.
27:38I don't know.
27:39She's going to ruin it.
27:42I can tell.
27:43I knew from the minute I saw her and she wanted to wear that hideous necklace with mom's dress.
27:47That's not going to work for her.
27:48She's going to do what she's told.
27:49She's going to do what she's told if she knows what's good for her.
28:20She's going to do what she's going to do.
28:20She's going to do what she's going to do.
28:49She's going to do what she's going to do.
29:00She's going to do what She's going to do it.
29:21Oh, I, um, I couldn't get it off.
29:28Why are you in it at all?
29:31Because Mrs. Cunningham told me to try it on.
29:35They wanted to see if it fit me.
29:50I'm sorry, it, it wasn't my idea.
29:57Take it off.
30:01Okay, I will.
30:12Take it off.
30:43Hi, this is Nikki Cunningham.
30:45I guess you missed me.
30:46Please leave a message or text me.
31:08I'll see you next time.
31:44Oh, hi.
31:47Hi.
31:49Find anything good?
31:51Sorry, um, I was just looking for my wedding dress.
31:59You're cold.
32:01Sorry?
32:07Colder.
32:20Colder.
32:23Warmer.
32:30Warmer.
32:47Colder.
32:49Warmer.
32:52Colder.
32:58Warmer.
33:00Warmer.
33:02Scalding hot.
33:04Bingo.
33:06Looks like a wedding dress to me.
33:12It's not my dress, it's your mother's.
33:14Oh.
33:17Are you planning to stay in bed for the next four days?
33:22No.
33:25I can't get out of it.
33:28You want help?
33:32Hold my banana.
33:33I'll help you.
33:39Oh.
33:39I'll help you.
33:40Thanks.
33:42Thanks.
33:44Thanks.
33:48Thanks.
33:58Thanks.
34:10Hi, this is Nikki Cunningham.
34:11Fuck, pick up the phone.
34:13Message or text me.
34:21Hi, this is Nikki Cunningham.
34:23I guess you missed me.
34:24Please leave a message or text me.
34:28Hey, uh, look, I'm not trying to spiral.
34:32I'm trying to be, like, good and normal here.
34:35But Nikki, there really is something going on.
34:36My dress is here, somewhere.
34:38I found the garment bag under the bed and a fucking piece of my dress outside of Portia's room.
34:43And someone stole my necklace and your brother's got a lethal injection in his room.
34:48So, I don't know, like, what that's for.
34:51But if you're not back here soon, I'm running down the highway until you find me.
34:54And we are driving all the way back to Chicago.
34:55Okay, call me back.
34:57Bye.
35:17It's so tragic, so who cares?
35:44What's that sound?
35:47Oh, she speaks.
35:48What sound?
35:49That sounds.
35:50It's been going all day.
35:51What sound, Rachel?
35:52It's the neighbors.
35:53They're using their snowplow.
35:55But it's been going all day.
35:57And they've been using their snowplow all day?
36:01Is there a problem?
36:02I didn't hear a sound.
36:04What the fuck?
36:06What the love?
36:07Where's Boris?
36:10Oh, he's resting.
36:11He hasn't been feeling well all day.
36:13Aren't you going to eat anything?
36:16I'm not hungry.
36:20She doesn't speak.
36:21She doesn't eat.
36:25Don't worry, dear.
36:38Sorry, Nikki's calling.
36:39I'm just going to...
36:39Sorry, I'll just...
36:40I'll take this one second.
36:41I'll be right back.
36:47Hi.
36:47Hi.
36:51Hi.
36:59I don't know.
37:22I don't know.
38:07I don't know.
38:25I don't know.
39:01I don't know.
39:04I don't know.
39:37I don't know.
39:55I don't know.
39:57I don't know.
39:58I don't know.
40:00I don't know.
40:06I don't know.
40:08I don't know.
40:09I don't know.
40:39I don't know.
40:39I don't know.
40:39I don't know.
40:39I don't know.
40:43I don't know.
40:46I don't know.
40:48I don't know.
41:28I don't know.
41:28I don't know.
41:28I don't know.
41:43I don't know.
41:56I don't know.
42:00I don't know.
42:02I don't know.
42:06I don't know.
42:08I don't know.
42:14I want my children to see that.
42:21I'm sorry this got out of hand.
42:22I don't know.
42:27I don't know.
42:31I don't know.
42:36I'm just honest right?
42:42Mom.
42:46You're sorry.
42:48Come here.
42:48Oh my sweet love I'm so sorry.
42:52I'm so sorry.
42:53Everything is going to be okay.
42:55Everything's going to be perfect.
43:01it's okay
43:02shh
43:03hey
43:04um
43:05I grabbed that
43:06for you I just didn't want it to get misplaced
43:09thank you
43:14um
43:17there's just
43:18there's just one thing I don't understand
43:19I found my wedding dress
43:22on this like
43:24horrifying stick doll thing
43:26in the woods
43:28is that like
43:29I don't know like a part of this
43:32oh shit
43:35it pushes the sorry man
43:36kills brides and turns them inside out
43:39I only did it to
43:40protect Rachel
43:41I tricked him so he wouldn't hurt her
43:44tell Rachel you're sorry for ruining
43:46her dress and scaring her
43:50sorry Rachel for ruining
43:52her dress and scaring you
43:55it's okay
43:56listen
43:57buddy
43:58the
44:00the sorry man isn't real
44:02it's it's just
44:03it's it's a story
44:04I made up when
44:06I was a kid like you
44:07to scare uncle Nicky
44:09and Ann Portia
44:10no but you believe it's true
44:12dad
44:16no no I don't I don't I don't
44:20um no one does
44:22it's not grandma or grandpa
44:25not Nellie or Nicky or Portia
44:31or Rachel
44:33or Rachel
44:35it's not real
44:36it's it's just not real
44:39it's it's it's not real
44:40say it back to me
44:43the sorry man isn't real
44:48the sorry man isn't real
44:51the sorry man isn't real
44:55Rachel
44:56the sorry man isn't real
45:00the sorry man isn't real
45:03The story is not real.
45:05The story isn't real.
45:07The story isn't real.
45:11The story isn't real.
45:37Sorry, that isn't real.
46:03If I turned you blue
46:11Just know the thought was never true
46:18Then I won't ever forgive myself
46:25Darling, no man
46:30Oh, sorry
46:35Yes, I am
46:42Sorry, sorry
46:44Won't you take me back
46:49If I broke your heart
46:56Just know I loved you from the start
47:04Then I won't ever forgive myself
47:12Darling, no man
47:17Oh, sorry
47:22Yes, I am
47:29Sorry, won't you take me back
47:35I'm sorry
47:39I'm so sorry, baby
47:46I'm so sorry, baby
47:51I am
47:52I am
47:53I am
47:54I am
47:55I am
47:55I am
47:58I'm
48:06I am
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