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The Clampetts are heading back to Beverly Hills, taking Pearl and Jethrine with them. But Jethrine isn't too excited about it because she has to leave her boyfriend behind.
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00:00Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed, and
00:05then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude, oil that
00:12is, black gold, Texas tea.
00:16Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire, the kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there, said, California
00:23is the place you ought to be, so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that
00:28is, swimming pools, movie stars, the Beverly Hillbilly.
01:07That's fine right there, Mr. Brewster. Get through! You can start bringing them things out now.
01:14Oh boy, I can't wait to get back to California. I ain't been warm clean through since we got here.
01:20Get through, take it easy.
01:27We've been sleeping on a hard floor. It'd be awful nice to get in the warm bed for a change.
01:32I'll take it, Jeff Rose.
01:33Get through, I said take it easy. Granny ready?
01:36Yeah, she's just putting on her gators. I'll bring her right out.
01:39Well, I hope you'll come visit us in California.
01:42Well, you might be glad to see you, especially Pearl.
01:44Her and Jeff Reed's coming to stay with us.
01:46You big, overgrowth. Let me get my shoe on, you big, overgrowth moose.
01:51You can put it on in the car, Granny. We's in a hurry.
01:53We can't leave until somebody finds Ellie Mae.
01:56Where is she?
01:57She took to the woods early this morning with those two timber wolves that she's let sleep under her bay.
02:02Yeah, I'll find her by doggy. It's a good thing we're leaving. One more night and she'd be baying at
02:06the moon.
02:08Ellie Mae.
02:09Over here, Pa.
02:11You got them wolves with you?
02:13Well, they won't pester you none.
02:16That no biting promise goes for my Pa, too.
02:21Hello there, Maggie.
02:26Hey, honey.
02:28Mr. Brewster's waiting and we gotta pick up Pearl and Jessarine and drive it clean to the airport.
02:33Ain't Pearl and Mr. Brewster getting married?
02:35Well, no, not yet. Maybe never. But Pearl's satisfied. Everybody in town's seen him propose to her. Now she can
02:42leave town with her chin up and her head thrown back, proud and happy.
02:46I'll bet you cousin Jessarine ain't happy. She says she ain't going to California and leave her sweetie Jessbo to
02:52puke. She's powerful in love with that little feller.
02:55Yeah, I reckon Jessarine will do pretty much what her Ma tells her to. That Pearl's a mighty strong-willed
03:02woman.
03:09Jessarine's pretty new time for them to pick us up. Now, no more sulking. You're coming to California. I don't
03:15want to hear no more argument about it.
03:16Okay, Ma. I'm coming.
03:23What in the world have you got there?
03:26It's a trunk, Ma.
03:27Well, I can see that, but what you got in it?
03:30Well, I got some clothes and some shoes and some food and some water.
03:37I forgot the water.
03:40Water, why'd you...
03:54Miss Bodine, that daughter of yours is a mighty strong-willed girl.
04:00Did she put you in, player?
04:03I think so. I told her I couldn't go to California with her.
04:07And that's the last thing I remember.
04:10Ma, don't let him get away.
04:12Jim Green, you put him down.
04:13Fifth minute!
04:16What's the matter with you?
04:17Why, that poor boy could suffocate in that trunk without no air.
04:27Jetrene, am I gonna have to take a switch to you?
04:30Jetrene, honey, like I told you, I can't just pick up and go.
04:34I got a big business going here.
04:37Couldn't you be a traveling salesman in California?
04:40Darling, it's taken me years to build up this territory.
04:44And this is my big selling season.
04:46Well, I can knock down a hundred dollars in the next two or three months.
04:49And the fellow don't walk away from a gold mine like that.
04:53Fucking sense, Jetrene.
04:54But Uncle Jed's a millionaire.
04:56Cousin Ellis says they got plenty of room in that mansion.
04:59He could stay there with us.
05:02Jetrene, I got my pride.
05:04Well, I'd rather die than take charity from my sweetheart's kinfolk.
05:08I was sure you can write to one another.
05:11Of course.
05:12And I'll be here when you get back.
05:15Oh, there they are.
05:16Now, Jetrene, you get ready to leave.
05:25Oh, Mr. Brewster, I thought it was my boy Jethro.
05:27Cousin Jed comes to pick up the suitcase.
05:30Well, no, I asked them to let me come for them.
05:32I...
05:37This may be my last chance to see you alone for a moment.
05:41Alone?
05:42You?
05:43You?
05:43Me?
05:44Us?
05:45Why would you...
05:46Well, first, I want to thank you for publicly breaking our engagement after I lost my head as I did
05:51last night.
05:53Oh, shucks.
05:54I didn't mean it when I said yes.
05:56It was just nerves and excitement at the moment.
06:00Well, you were very sweet about it.
06:01Yeah, well, but now that my head is clear and I'm thinking straight, well, I realized I couldn't get married
06:06right now.
06:07Some man would lose a wonderful wife.
06:08My goodness, I got family obligations, you know.
06:12Cousin Jed's been after me three or four months to come to Beverly Hills and get that wild daughter of
06:17his proper dressed and acting like a lady.
06:19I'm going to miss you, Mrs. Bodine.
06:21Yes, well, he's in desperate need of me.
06:23I don't know what come over me last evening, but now that I had a good night's sleep in the
06:28morning coffee, gotten a witch together, well, I could just laugh at myself for even considering marriage.
06:37Mrs. Bodine, I just want to say that I think you're a splendid woman and I'm sure our paths will
06:42cross again.
06:44Well, I'd consider it a great honor if you'd allow me to kiss you goodbye.
06:49Yes, it's mean.
06:52Well, I hardly think there'd be anything wrong with that.
06:55Hey, you know, Mrs. Brewster?
06:56Is that when you had any pearls?
06:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:00Oh, boy.
07:02Ellie Mae, look, Jethreen's in there saying goodbye to her sweetie, Jasbo Depew.
07:07So, why don't you go in and say goodbye to him, too?
07:10All right, I ain't never met him.
07:12Jethreen, you're just going to have to get it through your head.
07:14I cannot go to California and that's that.
07:18Howdy.
07:19Hi, cousin Ellie.
07:21This here's my sweetie, Jasbo Depew.
07:23Howdy, Jasbo.
07:25And a great big howdy to you.
07:28This girl is the cousin you've been telling me about?
07:32Yeah, Jasbo.
07:34She's the one we'll be staying with in California.
07:36Good morning.
07:37Well, poke me another air hole, baby, and let's go.
07:57Oh, good morning, Chief.
07:58Morning.
07:59Well, I just had a call from Brewster and Tulsa.
08:02The Clampets were on their way home.
08:03Jethro?
08:03Oh.
08:04I mean the Clampets.
08:05Yes, and they're bringing a cousin and her daughter along.
08:08There'll be six of them.
08:09I think I'd better order an extra limousine.
08:11Chief, if I may suggest,
08:14the personal touch is very important to these people,
08:16and they are the bank's largest depositors.
08:19I would be happy to volunteer my car and myself,
08:21I can take at least half the load.
08:24Jethro.
08:26And the luggage.
08:29See, Chief, I have bucket seats and Jethro is
08:33quite a bucket full.
08:40How's about three apiece, Chief?
08:41Fine.
08:43We'll be ready to leave for the airport about noon.
08:45Entendu.
08:46Bon capitaine.
08:55Time to leave for the airport, Miss Hathaway.
08:57Right.
09:07Don't be alarmed, Chief.
09:09This is just for the Clampets.
09:11I have no intention of disrupting office discipline with my seductive appearance.
09:18What a remarkable change.
09:21Three hours in the beauty cello.
09:23Tell me, are you busy tonight?
09:27Because if you're not, I'd like you to work and make up those three hours.
09:33They could have missed the plane.
09:34Oh, impossible.
09:35Bruce to phone me after he put them on board.
09:37Oh, Miss.
09:38Are there any more passengers aboard?
09:40Yes.
09:40There are six.
09:42Well, they appear to be hillbillies.
09:44Was there anything wrong with them?
09:45Oh, no.
09:46You see, we served lunch before we arrived, and they refused to leave the plane until they
09:50helped do the dishes.
09:51And we served 120 lunches.
09:54Well, here they come.
09:55Flight 201 for Chicago and New York.
09:59It is now going to have the East Conmore.
10:02Oh.
10:03Thank you for sharing your food with us.
10:06Thank you for doing the dishes.
10:08You sure you don't want us to wash the windows?
10:10It won't take long if we all fit in.
10:14Mr. Drysdale, howdy.
10:16Welcome home.
10:17It's Clampet.
10:17This here is my cousin, Pearl Booty.
10:19Oh, howdy, Mr. Drysdale.
10:22Oh, excuse my wet hair.
10:23Oh, it's quite all right.
10:25Well, how did you enjoy your plane ride?
10:26I don't believe it.
10:28Ah, plane?
10:29Don't believe it.
10:30It's a miracle.
10:31Oh, well, that ain't nothing.
10:33You ain't seen nothing, Pearl.
10:34Wait till we ride on that escalator.
10:36Yes.
10:36Well, my car's out in front, Mr. Clampet.
10:38Come on.
10:43Mon amour.
10:47That ain't my name.
10:49Who are you?
10:50I am a wild, but mysterious.
10:53Yes.
10:54Gypsy.
10:55I've come to take you away to my gypsy camp.
11:02You got some food there?
11:05Well, I can't stay long, but I am kind of hungry.
11:09Help them wash all them dishes.
11:12Give me quite an appetite.
11:16Jack, them stairs he's moving for having a California earthquake.
11:20Now, Pearl, them stairs are supposed to move like that.
11:23What for?
11:24I don't know, but that's what they call an escalator.
11:27The only thing is, last time we was here, they was moving the other way.
11:30Well, come on.
11:31Well, we ain't gonna get on them crazy stairs.
11:33Oh, come on, Pearl.
11:34Once you're in there, you like it.
11:40Welcome home, Allie Mae.
11:42Howdy, Mr. Garza.
11:43Welcome home, Granny.
11:45Well, where's Jeff Reed?
11:46Last I saw of her, she was still eating.
11:56Well, now, that wasn't bad, was it?
11:58No, it was fun.
11:59Let's go up and ride down again.
12:01Oh, no, Pearl.
12:03It's fun, all right, but it just ain't worth fighting your way back upstream.
12:13Jason, this place is haunted.
12:16A ghost just went through that door.
12:19There ain't no ghost, Pearl.
12:20That's what they call, uh, electric eye.
12:23They got them all over out here.
12:25Well, you go first.
12:27I ain't taking no chances on crowding or spook.
12:34Come on, Granny.
12:35I can get on that dog, Granny.
12:52I'll go with Bart and take the luggage around to the servants.
12:57I can't believe it.
12:59I've seen pictures, but I just can't believe it.
13:02It ain't real.
13:05It's real, Ma.
13:06Jeff Reed, don't you knock no holes in your Uncle Jeff's mansion?
13:10Ah, she can't hurt it, Pearl.
13:12Wait till you see inside, Pearl.
13:14It's the biggest bunch of indoors you ever did see.
13:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:21Bye, prodigy's mansion!
13:35Why, it-it's-it's a palace?
13:38It's a palace.
13:38There just ain't no other word for it.
13:41It's a dad willing palace.
13:42Oh, how do you get it started, Uncle Jed?
13:45Get what started?
13:46These two stairs.
13:47Ain't they like the ones at the airport?
13:50No, you've got to climb those yourself.
13:53Come on, Jeffrey.
13:54I'll show you outside.
13:57Granny, how do you ever wash that thing?
14:01Ain't washed it yet, Pearl.
14:04Oh, well, don't you worry.
14:07I'll do it.
14:12Uh, Pearl, uh, uh, now this here is what they call the drawing room.
14:17The drawing room.
14:17Wait till you see this pie ante.
14:19The whole thing is hand-faded.
14:22There, Pearl.
14:23Ain't that just about the prettiest pie ante you ever did see?
14:25It's got pictures on it.
14:27Hm.
14:31Look at the dust.
14:34Granny, did you run up them curtains?
14:36No, they was here when we came.
14:38Well, as soon as we get settled, I'll run up some new ones.
14:43Them windows ain't been washed in weeks.
14:46Well, uh, Pearl, you know, this is a mighty big house.
14:49It'd take a miracle woman to get it all done.
14:53Looks like it'll come just in time, huh?
14:56Where's the kitchen, Jack?
14:57I'll show you.
15:03Thirty-two rooms in this house and something tells me it ain't gonna be big enough.
15:09What do you think?
15:10Well, I think I should've brought my coal-oil stove.
15:12For your information, Miss Pearl, we got gas.
15:16Well, I don't wonder.
15:17Nothing but uncooked food.
15:19Your pump is stuck tight.
15:22It ain't been used so long, Pearl.
15:25You know, Granny, we got a lot of work to do to get this kitchen in shape.
15:29Granny, did you tell Pearl this is the kitchen?
15:31I ain't been able to tell Pearl nothing.
15:33She won't quit flapping her trap log enough.
15:36Pearl, come on.
15:38This here is the kitchen.
15:40That there is what they call a pantry.
15:42My stars and gods.
15:47Well, a person could feed an army in here.
15:51For the way those two young'uns of yours eat, that's just what you'll have to do.
15:55Uh, Pearl, uh, look at this stove here.
15:57Now, all you have to do is get fire is, uh, turn one of them little things right here
16:01without lighting no matches or nothing.
16:03Now, look at here.
16:04This here lights this one here.
16:06This one, uh, lights this one.
16:08And this one lights this one here.
16:11And this one lights this one.
16:12What do you think of that, Pearl?
16:15I declare.
16:16I'm just speechly.
16:18That'll be the day.
16:21Look at this icebox here.
16:23Just tickle.
16:24You ever seen anything like that before?
16:25Look at that.
16:27Well, I don't like to mention it, kid, but somebody left the light a-burning in there.
16:32I reckon some people just don't care how they waste other people's money.
16:38The light comes on when you open the door.
16:41You don't say.
16:43Be pertinent or didn't with you pounding your gums.
16:47Hey, Pearl.
16:49Hey, Pearl, Jeffrey wants to know where's the suitcases,
16:51especially the big one with the sandwiches in them.
16:54But Jethro said he'd bring in the suitcases.
16:57Jethro.
16:59What happened to my bar?
17:01Well, where's Jethro?
17:03Well, the last time I seen him, a dark-haired gypsy woman was a-takin' him away.
17:07A gypsy's got him.
17:09My baby's been carried off by the gypsy.
17:11Don't worry, Pearl.
17:12They'll throw one meal and they'll carry him right back.
17:15They might have a little bit mixed up.
17:17Besides, Jethro is big enough to take care of yourself.
17:20Yeah!
17:21Mama's in here!
17:21Come on in!
17:22My baby!
17:23Where you been?
17:24What, the gypsy woman?
17:25We stopped to get something deep.
17:27I told you one meal and they'd bring him back.
17:30You gypsy kidnap!
17:32I'm gonna snatch you both!
17:35Mrs. Hathaway!
17:37What are you doing being a gypsy?
17:39Just a little harmless fun, Mr. Clampett.
17:41When Jethro failed to recognize me, I couldn't resist continuing the masquerade.
17:45Ma, this here's Miss Hathaway, Mr. Drysdale's secretary.
17:49I'm happy to know you, Mrs. Bochy.
17:51I have brought your son back safe and sound.
17:54Well, thank you.
17:56Is your hair back?
18:01How much stand for supper, Mrs. Hathaway?
18:03Oh, I wouldn't want to be any trouble.
18:05Well, I figured with company to table, there wouldn't be so much trouble.
18:09Well, you taste great as sweet potato pie.
18:11Ain't nobody can make sweet potato pie like my ma.
18:14Now, they is both very fine, extra good cooks.
18:18But, uh, Pearl not knowing her way around the kitchen, I reckon...
18:21Oh, well, don't you worry none about that, Jeth.
18:24I'll have this kitchen put in order in no time.
18:27It ain't out of order.
18:29Elliot, you get rid of the ants.
18:31I'll start the cooking.
18:32What ants?
18:33Start with your Aunt Pearl.
18:35Well, I like that.
18:37I'll bet you you won't like what I'm going to say next.
18:40Girls, I got an idea.
18:42Now, Pearl, you know there ain't nothing more soothing and appetizing
18:45than a mess of Pianti playing and sweet singing before supper.
18:48But I figure a body can't be doing that and cooking at the same time.
18:52No, I don't think they hardly could, Jeth.
18:54Right.
18:55Now, if somebody will get Mr. Drysdale, we'll all sit around while supper's cooking
18:59and listen to the kind of music that has made the name of Bodine famous
19:03from Oxford to Eureki Sprint.
19:09Ow!
19:21Ever see anybody bake a fluffier pie than that one?
19:26Some folks don't know that cakes is fluffy and pies is juicy.
19:41It fell.
19:43You did that on purpose, Pearl Bodine.
19:49Pie pie can't fall.
19:53It can't, huh?
19:57Just did.
20:05Cranie!
20:06Earl, I ain't never heard you play the Pianti any prettier than you're a plane that...
20:12You ain't playing the Pianti!
20:14You betcha I ain't!
20:32You betcha I ain't!
20:35I ain't never heard you play the Pianti any prettier than you're a plane here.
20:39You betcha I ain't never heard you.
20:41You betcha I ain't never heard you play.
20:44You betcha what he said?
20:44I worry about you, I know.
20:47You betcha I ain't never heard me.
20:54It's just a mess of us.
20:55But home, I love you, I know.
21:00You betcha I ain't never heard you do it.
21:09I feel the same way, Jethreen.
21:11Mr. Drydale, if I got enough money to take everybody out to a nice eating place,
21:16Mr. Clabbit, with your money, you can buy the finest restaurant in Beverly Hills.
21:20Before the battle's over, that's just what I might have to do.
21:23Come on, everybody.
21:40Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
21:44And they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
21:47You're all invited back next week to this locality
21:50to have a heaping helping of their hospitality.
21:55Hillbilly, that is.
21:57Set a spell.
21:58Take your shoes off.
22:00Y'all come back now.
22:01Hear?
22:11This has been a Filmways presentation.
22:19Fire.
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