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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island S01E01
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00:19In Rhode Island, everyone knows everyone.
00:22People here, they don't look down on other states,
00:25but they are weirded out that other states exist.
00:29The ocean state is teeny, but to us, it's the center of the universe.
00:36Welcome to Rhode Island, where nobody tells anybody the truth,
00:38and everybody just lies to each other's faces,
00:40but talks s*** behind their back.
00:42Welcome! I love it here.
00:46The smallest state with the biggest attitude.
00:48What are you going to do?
00:50Rhode Island's small, so we all know each other.
00:54Remember Aunt Sandra?
00:56Yes, hi.
00:56We know your aunt, we know your uncle, we know your third cousin.
00:59Everybody has, like, these deep roots.
01:01I do love you guys. It's a trauma bond.
01:04Trauma bond!
01:07In this group, they call me the flip-flopper.
01:09Don't f*** with me.
01:10You're a f***ing troll.
01:12Welcome to Rhode Island, b***h. This is how we roll.
01:14I love you.
01:16Did she just hug her?
01:19Liz is the dominant figurehead here.
01:23At some point, how do I not say you're DeLulu?
01:26I'm scary.
01:28Who will I?
01:29This is DeLulu first.
01:31We're friends.
01:32We're not sisters.
01:33Why do you see a similarity?
01:36Rosie's brave.
01:37She's not afraid to call people out.
01:39She's moving into an apartment, and the old guy that she cheated on with the new guy is paying for
01:44it.
01:44But I'm the problem.
01:46If I'm trying to find out, s***.
01:48If I need an FBI agent, I'm calling Joellen.
01:50She knows everything.
01:52Every morning he goes to her house.
01:54He's at the gym every morning.
01:55Does Brian look like he goes to the gym?
01:58DeLulu rejects confidence and beauty.
02:01She's a boss.
02:02Everybody tells me that I run a tight s***.
02:04I let you track, but you know where I am every second.
02:07Kelsey's stunning.
02:08She's beautiful.
02:09She's smart.
02:09She's one of my best friends.
02:11I believe he bought me those flowers.
02:12Those go away.
02:13A Chanel bag stays for life.
02:15I don't refer to myself as a sugar baby.
02:18My boyfriend is, like, actually attractive.
02:20The money is just a plus.
02:22Ashley isn't from here, so she's new to the group.
02:25Who's tired of f***ing yelling and fighting all the time?
02:30So it's tough.
02:31Let's just go in the office right now.
02:32Just relax.
02:33She's gonna cry.
02:34She's gonna cry again.
02:35She's gonna cry again.
02:36Wait.
02:38This is not the kind of people that I'm usually around.
02:40Never have I ever had sex on a boat.
02:43I think I had sex with my ex on a boat.
02:45I mean, I think we had sex on land.
02:46It's Rhode Island.
02:48When someone says something, we all hear it.
02:52This petty f***ing slut has been trying everything to put stuff out there as though my husband's involved and or
02:59stung, but, and that's not the case.
03:01But he is, mom.
03:03But he is.
03:05She married her sister's boyfriend.
03:07She has two boyfriends, right?
03:09Sucking dick is not a f***ing career, bitch.
03:11Knock it the f***ing horse.
03:13You may not know Rhode Island, but here, secrets don't stay buried for very long.
03:19Our husband's a foot doctor, but I think he's doing more than rubbing foot.
03:23You want some cheese?
03:37I would love a glass of wine.
03:38I'm a little stressed.
03:39You want red wine right now?
03:40Here we go.
03:41Anything.
03:42Any color.
03:43Because when my family, when they come over, I just need that edge off.
03:45You know what I mean?
03:48Deck the halls.
03:50Why are you saying deck the halls?
03:51Because it's Christmas.
03:52That's the last time I set the table.
03:55That's actually the truth.
03:57Don't make me die.
03:58Selena is my mini-me.
04:02She likes everything that I like.
04:04At a store, she'll be like, mom, this is cute.
04:06And I'll be like, it is cute.
04:07Good job.
04:08High five.
04:09Okay, I'll do it.
04:12And she loves Britney Spears.
04:14I love Britney Spears.
04:15What is that?
04:16This is a cheese, a sort of cheese with the crackers.
04:18Where are the crackers?
04:19I got them in there.
04:20Relax.
04:21You're in the restaurant business.
04:22I thought you would be better help today.
04:23I don't get it.
04:25Billy owns like a bunch of restaurants in Rhode Island.
04:27And my favorite is Pizza Mama.
04:29I want to talk to you about like a new picture.
04:32Kind of updated.
04:33You made me do this like girly pizzeria, so.
04:37Hi.
04:38Alicia, we're all in the country.
04:39We're going to your house.
04:40Oh, good.
04:40So how far away are you?
04:41I don't even know.
04:42I have a big Italian family.
04:45I have six aunts.
04:46And we all live in Rhode Island.
04:50Alicia wants to move back to Cranston someday really bad, because she misses being with family.
04:56It's just so far.
04:58You're going to pack a lunch just to go there.
05:00I would have been to your house, Nikki, four times already in the back.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:06When I was eight months pregnant, Billy moved us all the way in Providence.
05:10That was terrible.
05:11We're finally here.
05:13Yay.
05:14Now we have to carry all the food in.
05:17Hello, baby.
05:18Hi, how are you?
05:19Hi, Auntie.
05:20You look beautiful.
05:21Hi.
05:21Hi, auntie.
05:22You look gorgeous.
05:22You look gorgeous.
05:24You look gorgeous.
05:25Mangia.
05:26Mangia, man.
05:27My grandfather, he opened up Superior Bakery and a few other pizza restaurants, and he was
05:32like well-known all over Rhode Island.
05:34Billy, I love this house.
05:36Don't get me wrong.
05:37But I say we can build a beautiful one in Cranston.
05:40Billy, what a wedding you could have out here.
05:43Talk to your niece.
05:45Alicia, why don't we have a wedding here?
05:49Not here.
05:50No, no, I wouldn't do that here.
05:52You get married?
05:54I'm not here.
05:54Oh, please.
05:55Come on, just do it.
05:56I'll see you next year.
05:57Listen, I'm aging.
06:00Me and Billy got engaged when I was about seven months pregnant, nine years ago.
06:06Billy, I want you to get your swagger back and just beggar against the wall.
06:10Do something.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:13Can we eat?
06:15I'm starving.
06:16I can't really.
06:20Alicia, have you seen Liz?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Oh, my God.
06:23I love Liz.
06:24She has a very big fear of frogs.
06:27Liz?
06:28Liz has no fear to me.
06:29I've known Liz since I was born.
06:31They used to call her Cece.
06:33I remember her being, like, beautiful.
06:36She was older than me.
06:37But sometimes Liz makes me nervous.
06:39She's definitely a queen.
06:41Queen Elizabeth.
06:42She lives in, like, the most gorgeous castle.
07:04Look, Ganju's a beautiful day.
07:08Oh, Ganju, look at all of this.
07:10Look at how blessed we are.
07:12Everyone always says, I'm blunt.
07:13And I bite people's heads off.
07:16Where are you going?
07:17Is it too hot for your little feetsies?
07:20And I get this a lot lately.
07:22I can be scary.
07:24Let's go see Dad.
07:27Jerry?
07:29Ooh, stinks in here.
07:31Jerry and I met at a bar.
07:33Jerry McGraw, you want your morning drink?
07:36Yeah, please.
07:37Jerry and I were married about six months.
07:40And that was when, you know, the whole ancestry DNA thing was blowing up.
07:45I mean, if you look at Jerry and you look at me, no one's ever going to say we're related.
07:49But we are related somewhere down the line.
07:51You want to be called Dad?
07:53I'll call you Dad.
07:55Daddy.
07:59When I met Jerry, he told me he had three girls and they were little.
08:05I was not prepared to be a mom.
08:08School, uniforms, hair, baths, lunches.
08:12I go to drive away, but like, ah, stop!
08:15Skyla's not in the car yet.
08:17Skyla's got one foot in the car.
08:21Jerry?
08:23Hey, babe.
08:25Let's discuss the day, shall we?
08:27Yeah.
08:27Gonna not do the bundle bag this year.
08:30Jerry and I own a cannabis dispensary.
08:35We were one of the first on the East Coast.
08:38I like to believe that we trailblazed.
08:42It looks amazing.
08:45Pouring out some disc lip for vape carts.
08:46My husband's the king of cannabis, so I think that by proxy, that makes me the queen of weed.
08:55Where are you going in East Greenwich?
08:57Like Blue or Water Street or one of those places.
09:00I'm going to take the dinghy.
09:03Be nice to meet Kelsey while it's a nice day.
09:12Thank you, Simon.
09:14You're welcome, Kelsey.
09:15I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend.
09:20Kelsey and her boyfriend, they have an age disparity.
09:25But I don't think he's that old because he's actually my age.
09:42What the heck?
09:45Really?
09:46Oh, my armpits.
09:49Dolly!
09:50Hey, Slay!
09:52Look at that queen doc.
09:54I already have swamp ass waiting for you.
09:56Nothing wrong with the little swamp ass here or there.
09:58Solly, you made it.
10:01In one piece and you're dry.
10:03I'm going to put this on my chair so my ass doesn't sweat.
10:07Liz, what do you want?
10:08Gin?
10:09Yeah, gin was mother's milk to her.
10:12I'm going to have Hendrix.
10:13We're going to have a spicy tuna and extra, extra lemons, please.
10:22Oh.
10:22I'm going to pick the seeds out.
10:30Oh, that's right.
10:31You have a crazy aversion to lemon seeds.
10:34She normally picked these lemon seeds to add a fruit.
10:37No.
10:38Her staff at the house, they do.
10:40It's true.
10:43Fourth of July, what are you thinking?
10:46Well, he's not going to be in town.
10:48I'm used to it.
10:49But when I have my free time and I'm solo, to be honest, I love it.
10:55And look at you, baby, you got everything.
10:59I live a life of lunchery and I've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for 10 years now.
11:07Living in a 16,000 square foot home, the house literally has everything that I need.
11:13Four kitchens, 79 TVs, the closet, the best part.
11:19Basically in a different zip code just to get to the bedroom.
11:24My boyfriend's family is probably one of the most prominent families in the state of Rhode Island.
11:29And he has allowed me to live a life of not being able to work.
11:35I first met him when I was 19.
11:38I saw him on a boat.
11:39This guy is tall, dark, handsome.
11:41He made out for two hours straight.
11:45Didn't even come up for air.
11:47When we started dating 10 years ago,
11:49he's the whole reason why I became Miss Rhode Island.
11:53If I didn't have that extra push from him,
11:55I would have never had the balls to do it.
11:57He's a good person.
11:58He's a good man.
11:59And for a good five months of a year, he's gone.
12:02So, like, I'm in a literal empty house where it's just me.
12:06Sweetie.
12:08Sitting on the couch.
12:10I'm bored in this house all by myself.
12:12My relationship is very unorthodox.
12:16You know, this man dates multiple people.
12:19And for the first half of the year, my boyfriend is in Miami.
12:24And when he's in Miami, he's with somebody else.
12:29All right.
12:30Have a good day.
12:31I'll talk to you later.
12:32Bye.
12:33But now, I'm at that crossroads where I just hit 30,
12:38and I want more for myself.
12:40I want to be in a committed relationship with one person.
12:43But at his age in his life,
12:45there's not one thing he's going to change.
12:47He is who he is.
12:49And either I accept it, or I have to leave.
12:53The good has always outweighed the bad.
12:56I get that.
12:57You don't want to be second fiddle.
12:59I always thought when I first started dating him,
13:02I'm in this man's life for however long
13:04this man wants me to be in his life for.
13:06And I don't feel like necessarily
13:08I was ever in control of that.
13:10But you were okay with that.
13:12But now, as you're growing into your skin and maturing...
13:17Oh, I'm going...
13:18What's not been in with you?
13:19No.
13:20I mean, I know...
13:24I feel like I've, for a long time,
13:27like, I don't know what the right thing to do is.
13:29Of course I love him.
13:32And that's what sucks,
13:33because I do care so much about him.
13:37I know it's scary coming from a point of having it all
13:40to a point of making it all on your own.
13:44It's like stepping into the unknown
13:46is the hardest part for me,
13:47because I've had the most amazing life.
13:50I don't know.
13:55Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
13:58Rosie was questioning your relationship.
14:01Hello there.
14:02I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day.
14:04And when it comes to my relationship,
14:06I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody.
14:25It looks so pretty here.
14:26I haven't been to this new sign.
14:27Hi.
14:28Welcome to Matunik.
14:29Do you have a reservation today?
14:30Yes.
14:31Is it under you?
14:31Gary Tiberi or Joel and Tiberi?
14:33Okay, yep.
14:34Right this way.
14:36There you are.
14:37Enjoy.
14:39Oh, this is gorgeous.
14:40I know.
14:41It looks really pretty.
14:42This is the best tea in the house.
14:44Do you want to get a drink?
14:45Chance.
14:46Oh, dear.
14:47What kind of night is this going to be?
14:48It's going to be a good night if we start off with a shot.
14:51Gary and I met in high school.
14:52He was like that hot senior,
14:54and I was like this little innocent freshman.
14:57And I'd walk by his locker and be like,
14:58Hi.
14:59Hi.
15:00And he finally said,
15:01Oh, you're Jen's little sister.
15:03I never already know what I want.
15:04My sister loves him.
15:06But I was like,
15:07I want to marry this man.
15:08And I chased him.
15:09And then finally I got him.
15:12The sun will set.
15:13It'll be beautiful.
15:14Like the wedding.
15:15It's weird though, looking back,
15:16like just thinking about like some of the people I even had
15:19like at our wedding party.
15:20We've grown apart, but.
15:22I pretty much hang with all my guys still.
15:26My mouth gets me in so much trouble with everybody.
15:29I truly do not know why anyone tells me things.
15:31But when somebody says,
15:33you know, don't tell anyone,
15:34of course I'm not gonna.
15:35Like I'm gonna just tell my best friend
15:36and like my other best friend.
15:38And that's it.
15:39I tell them not to tell anyone,
15:41but if they do, that's on them.
15:43Thank you for taking me here.
15:45You know, I love it here.
15:46Absolutely.
15:46It's our favorite.
15:47Thank you for loving me,
15:48tolerating me.
15:50I know it hasn't been easy with me.
15:52I come across scary.
15:53I know that I can be a bitch,
15:55but I'm not actually a bitch.
15:57It's been easy for me, babe.
15:58When people get to know me,
16:00they're not as scared as scared.
16:03Hello, how we doing?
16:04Hi.
16:04How are you?
16:05How are you?
16:05Do we want to start out with any appetizers at the moment?
16:08The oysters are North Stars and East Beach Blondes
16:10and then our matunits from our farm.
16:11A dozen?
16:12Sounds great.
16:13We're back.
16:15Can't wait to get these oysters.
16:17Everyone in the house is sick,
16:18but I'm glad that we got out.
16:19I think Julie just was like a 24-hour thing.
16:22You think so?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Having three kids might as well be having 500 children.
16:27Oh, dear.
16:28I know.
16:32If you put this on,
16:33I will give you a cake pop, please.
16:37I'm that PTA mom that buys cookies
16:40and then throws them in the Tupperware
16:42to bring them to a bake sale.
16:44It's been a tough year, I think,
16:46like having three kids going back to work.
16:49It's overwhelming me.
16:50You know, like your mom,
16:51like this old school Italian, she didn't work.
16:53I work in aesthetic sales,
16:55so I work with a lot of plastic surgeons,
16:58dermatologists, med spas.
17:00My counterpart will go in,
17:01sell them a device such as a laser,
17:04microneedling, fat reduction, body contouring.
17:06I then go in and I teach them how to use it.
17:08I swear to God,
17:09because it's cold, I feel nothing.
17:11I like working.
17:12I like making my own money
17:14and not having to rely on Gary.
17:15Like, what's this for?
17:16It's probably for Botox.
17:19Alrighty.
17:21I'll do a dirty martini,
17:23extra dirty with blue cheese olives.
17:25Sounds great.
17:25Should do them too.
17:27You trying to get me drunk?
17:28Mr. Tiberi.
17:29Trying.
17:30Let's go one of two ways for you,
17:31just so you know.
17:32That's either going to be
17:33really a fun night for us,
17:34or it's going to be,
17:35I'm going to go right to sleep.
17:49What is all this powder?
17:52Oh, wait.
17:53The powder's coming out of the vacuum.
17:54No wonder why I keep cleaning.
17:56Oh, my God.
17:57I can't.
18:06Oops.
18:09It's the hair flip for me.
18:11Hello.
18:11Love Shaq, KC, at your finest.
18:13I love your outfit.
18:15These are mine.
18:16Wait, you have the exact same ones.
18:19I love that Rosie is a tourist,
18:21and she's very loyal.
18:23She's a girl's girl.
18:24You look like a supermodel.
18:25People are going to be, like,
18:26asking for your autograph.
18:27Oh, my God.
18:27Stop.
18:28I've known Rosie for two years now,
18:29I think.
18:30I'm bad at math.
18:31The girl who used to do my Botox
18:32was her best friend.
18:33Anyways, she's fun.
18:34We have fun together.
18:35And we became really close
18:37over the past year.
18:38And before that,
18:40I knew of her
18:41because Rosie was a newscast girl.
18:43We have a crash in Providence
18:44on 95 Northbound.
18:45It's right before
18:46third verse out of the shoulders block.
18:47I recently found out
18:48that my stepdad had a crush on her.
18:52I wanted to throw up my mouth.
18:53I was a TV reporter and anchor
18:55on the number one station
18:56here in Rhode Island.
18:57I don't think it's any shock to anyone
18:58that the only people watching the news
19:00the last 10 years were 50-plus.
19:01If I don't go somewhere
19:03and somebody says,
19:03my grandfather loves you,
19:05then I've had a bad day.
19:06Oh my God,
19:07this is really pretty down here.
19:08By the way,
19:09happy anniversary.
19:10Oh, thank you.
19:11It's actually this weekend.
19:12Oh my God.
19:14Me and Rich have been married
19:15for one year.
19:16Rich is by far my best friend
19:18and he's my biggest supporter.
19:19We're going to be so tall
19:20with these on.
19:21Good.
19:23Rich has a million hobbies
19:24that make him money.
19:25He flips houses with his uncle,
19:27he DJs, he sings.
19:28You want to come hear
19:29a Sinatra tune?
19:30This is a song
19:31to listen to right here.
19:33He became a Frank Sinatra singer.
19:34Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
19:35Thank you so much.
19:36Not an impersonator.
19:38He gets really upset
19:39when people say that.
19:40This is a lymphatic.
19:41Don't fall in the woods
19:42and roll down in the water
19:44because I'm not saving you.
19:45This isn't even that hard.
19:46Like, I've had heels
19:47way harder than this.
19:48This is actually like
19:49such a vibe.
19:50It's actually really fun.
19:52We both get the job.
19:55I do have fun with Rosie.
19:57I cook like this.
19:58I cook.
19:59I clean.
20:00This is my type of exercise.
20:02It's good for your lymphatic system.
20:04It's good for your feet
20:05to do this for some reason.
20:07I don't know.
20:07The girl who does my massages
20:09says that.
20:10This was like the most cardio
20:11I've done in a while.
20:12Me too, and I almost died.
20:13I was trying to do James Fonda.
20:18Talk to me about this picnic.
20:20So yeah, it's a work event
20:21for my TV show.
20:22I have a lifestyle show
20:24that airs on Saturdays
20:25and Sundays.
20:26I just do segments
20:27with local businesses.
20:28I literally had to fast all day
20:30just to be hungry for this shoot.
20:31Are you serious?
20:32Yeah, because I took those
20:33unpick like two days ago.
20:35Tomorrow I'm hosting a picnic.
20:37It's actually a collab
20:38I'm doing with a picnic company
20:40that does like posh picnics.
20:41And so we're setting up
20:42an entire picnic.
20:43So we might as well
20:44shoot the segment
20:44and then have some of my friends
20:45come by.
20:46And we can actually enjoy it.
20:48Honestly, the only thing
20:49I'm worried about,
20:50Joellen's going to be there.
20:51Do you think she'll be nice?
20:56I don't know how to like
20:57put her in her place a lot.
21:00Tomorrow you might have to.
21:01I met Joellen
21:03through Alicia.
21:04She grew up with Joellen.
21:06They're in a clique.
21:08Liz and Kelsey
21:08are in the clique as well.
21:10I want to be friends
21:11with everyone.
21:12Here's the thing,
21:13like if you're going to be
21:13in this friend group,
21:14like you have to be
21:15friends with Joellen.
21:15But she also does have
21:17like a reputation
21:18that precedes her.
21:20And I told her to her face,
21:21I was like,
21:21you're actually really nice
21:22and you're not being mean.
21:23I think Joellen
21:24likes to throw shade sometimes.
21:25I think that she's so insecure
21:26about being like this villain
21:28in her mind and in her life.
21:29She should stop being one.
21:30That she like is constantly
21:31trying to put the like
21:32the darkness on everybody else.
21:34So no one's paying
21:35attention to like her.
21:36The reason I'm extra nervous
21:37with Joellen is because
21:38recently it was a very
21:39casual day at her house.
21:41She invited everybody over.
21:42We were all wearing sweatpants
21:43and she said some nasty things
21:46about me when she didn't
21:47think I could hear her.
21:49But I clock everything.
21:50We've all heard the rumors.
21:51Like it's crazy what people say.
21:52I didn't know she was a swinger.
21:56I just heard the rumor about it.
21:57I heard a rumor too,
21:59but I want to know.
21:59I still want to know.
22:00Call me nosy.
22:01Fine, F it.
22:02I am nosy.
22:03I've known Joellen forever
22:04since she was in middle school.
22:05And I've known her family.
22:07I was best friends with Jen,
22:08the Joellen's sister.
22:09And I did communion with Gary.
22:11I think we even made
22:12our confirmation together too.
22:13So Gary and I are very close.
22:15Not as close as him
22:17and his sister-in-law.
22:18What do you mean by that?
22:19Jen and Gary might have had
22:21like a little thing
22:22in high school.
22:24Shit.
22:27Look at that pigeon thing.
22:28What is that little bird?
22:29It's not a pigeon.
22:29I know, but what is it?
22:31It's a long-stemmed bird.
22:33It's so pretty.
22:33Oh my God, I should know this.
22:36A ostrich?
22:37No, that's wrong.
22:39That bird is beautiful.
22:40A long neck like a swan.
22:42An anorexic swan.
22:43A swan of those epic.
22:44That's a swan of those epic.
22:47We're a really ugly flamingo.
22:48I can't.
22:50I love birds.
22:53Coming up next
22:54on The Real Housewives of Round.
22:56You said I was evil
22:57and not even children
22:58went with me.
22:59I don't think I said that
23:00to your face,
23:01but I do feel that way.
23:03Wait, what?
23:26She's going to love
23:27the disco balls.
23:28I know.
23:33Do you need help with anything?
23:35No, I'm good.
23:36Actually, yeah, Rich,
23:36take this.
23:37Yeah.
23:37Wait, you guys,
23:38this looks so good.
23:40Growing up,
23:41I wanted to be Ryan Seacrest.
23:42I was lining up
23:43my little teddy bears
23:44and pretending to interview
23:45the teddy bears.
23:46That's what I wanted to do
23:47when I was little.
23:48Whoa!
23:50Can you take this down for me
23:51when I'm done with it?
23:52Uh, I have an event
23:53that I have to go to,
23:54so I'm...
23:54Yeah, but I only need it
23:55to get changed.
23:56Okay.
23:57Me and Rich met
23:58when I was an intern
24:00for the morning show
24:02that he was the
24:03on-air producer for.
24:04All right,
24:05do you want me to check
24:05to see if Kevin's ready?
24:06I mean, yeah.
24:07Okay.
24:08And now,
24:08you're my intern now, bitch.
24:11We are rolling.
24:12Okay.
24:13Hey, guys,
24:14welcome back to Road Trippin'.
24:15I'm your host, Rosie Woods.
24:16Today, we are at the beach
24:17right here in East Greenwich,
24:19and we are having
24:19a posh picnic.
24:20Okay.
24:20Okay.
24:21So first,
24:22let's start with your title.
24:23Chief Salami Officer.
24:26Of?
24:26Charcuterie Creations.
24:27Okay.
24:28So I brought a charcuterie board
24:30for you girls to enjoy,
24:31some artisanal sandwiches,
24:33and a fruit platter.
24:35Hi, y'all.
24:36Hi, beautiful.
24:37Pretty in yellow.
24:38Say hello.
24:40Being very...
24:41A ray of sunshine.
24:42I'm at the picnic
24:43because Alicia wanted me to come.
24:46However,
24:47I'm not a fan of Rosie.
24:48Is she filming?
24:52Road trippin'?
24:53Welcome to Road Trippin'.
24:54I'm your host, Rosie Woods.
24:56All right, that's enough.
24:57I just want you to know,
24:58um, there's 215 views.
25:01Damn it,
25:01I gave her a view.
25:03That was great.
25:04That's all we need.
25:05This is beautiful.
25:07Oh, my God,
25:07I'm gonna die.
25:08I love you.
25:09I love your outfit.
25:09Over here is the charcuterie,
25:11and then over here,
25:12your gift bags.
25:13I, like, love that bag.
25:13Bye.
25:14Hi, Ashley.
25:15How are you?
25:16Everybody's outfits are so cute.
25:18Thanks for coming.
25:20Oh, my God.
25:20Hi.
25:21Hey.
25:21I'm Jowelle.
25:22Ashley, nice to meet you.
25:24I love your dress.
25:25Hi, nice to meet you, Ashley.
25:27I love you.
25:27So cute with the little bucket.
25:29Oh, yeah.
25:30Oh, my God, for me?
25:32Stop it.
25:32Is that Dunkin' Donuts?
25:33Oh, my goodness.
25:35If there's one thing
25:36that'll warm up a Rhode Island crowd,
25:39it is Dunkin'.
25:41Ashley's my really good friend.
25:43We originally bonded over the fact
25:44that, like, we both love boy bands.
25:46We both love the Disney channel.
25:47All the little dumb things
25:48that teenage girls really care about.
25:50This is, like, the best gift
25:51I've ever gotten.
25:52Other than the fact
25:52that she was on The Bachelor
25:53and is super famous,
25:54we're basically the same person.
25:57I'm married to Jared Haven,
25:59Rhode Island native, very proud.
26:01I met him on Bachelor in Paradise.
26:04When I saw him for the first time,
26:06I was, like, hit by this
26:08love at first sight thing.
26:10And then it turned out to be true.
26:12Now that we've been married
26:13for six years,
26:15we're in the real life part
26:16of the fairy tale
26:17where the real-life stuff is happening.
26:19You guys have to go potty, don't you?
26:20You have to go poopy.
26:22Are you sure?
26:23People will tell us all the time,
26:25oh, my God, your love is so inspiring.
26:27I'm like, oh, thank you.
26:28But also know that, like,
26:29we're also sitting next to each other
26:30on the couch at night going like this.
26:33Okay, so, Ashley,
26:33tell me about you.
26:35I'm from Virginia.
26:36Okay.
26:36Yeah.
26:37So I met my husband on The Bachelor.
26:38Where did you get married?
26:39Down here?
26:40We got married at K-Chapel in Newport.
26:43Okay.
26:43And then we had our reception
26:44at Rosecliffe.
26:45I will say that Rhode Island is different
26:47because it's so close to knit.
26:50If they didn't see you in kindergarten,
26:52it's a problem.
26:53I've never been to a state
26:55where people are so proud
26:58to be from it.
27:00I haven't, in the four years
27:01that we've been here,
27:02really, like, made my own group.
27:04Right.
27:04I think it's just a hard place
27:06to infiltrate
27:08because it's, like,
27:08if you're not from Rhode Island,
27:10like, suspect.
27:13What did you guys do yesterday?
27:15Kelsey came by yesterday.
27:16We're in a good time.
27:17How is Kelsey?
27:18You know, she's going through a lot.
27:20I feel like I've relied on him
27:22for so much.
27:24Like, I wouldn't have to worry
27:25about how much things cost.
27:26I was 20 years old.
27:27Now I'm 31.
27:28That's 11 years of sugar.
27:31You know, she's just kind of, like,
27:32in between, like,
27:33what she wants to do
27:34for the future.
27:35It's like a personal change?
27:36Yeah, I think she's, you know,
27:38she doesn't, you know,
27:39I don't know.
27:43She's 31,
27:44and she wants to make it,
27:45she doesn't, you know,
27:46I don't know.
27:47She's a doll, though.
27:50Oh, my God,
27:51let's play that game.
27:52Never have you ever.
27:53I usually end up
27:54with all five fingers up.
27:55Okay.
27:57Never have I ever
27:57done any wet stuff.
27:59Wait, so you put it down
28:00if you've done it?
28:00If you've done it.
28:02Obviously.
28:03I like it with guys
28:04that have, like, skinny wieners.
28:05If someone ever touched my butt,
28:06I would actually get a gut
28:07and kill them.
28:08Never have I ever
28:09had a threesome.
28:12Okay, no.
28:13You've never had, like,
28:14any threesome-ness.
28:15Never, Joellen.
28:17Okay, here's, like,
28:18never have I ever
28:18had a polygamist.
28:20Wait, what does that mean again?
28:21Like, if you have, like,
28:22a boyfriend here,
28:23and then you have
28:23a boyfriend somewhere else.
28:24Do you imagine?
28:25I thought Kelsey was that.
28:27You thought Kelsey was what?
28:30Doesn't she have, like,
28:31her boyfriend has a girlfriend
28:32here and a girlfriend
28:33in Florida, no?
28:35I don't know.
28:35You should ask her.
28:36Yeah, I would love to.
28:37I'm very confused,
28:38but there's so many rumors about it,
28:39but I, like,
28:39don't know anything about it.
28:41I mean, there's a lot of rumors
28:42about everybody.
28:43This is what bothers me about Rosie.
28:45She's constantly talking
28:47whether it be me or Kelsey
28:48or any other friend.
28:49I would actually pick up
28:50the phone and call her
28:51and be like,
28:51so before I embarrass you
28:52in front of people,
28:53you want to, like,
28:54take ownership for this?
28:55And she's like,
28:55well, this person said this,
28:57and yes, I did say that,
28:59but only because it's
29:00always an excuse.
29:01I just want to know, like,
29:02who do you want to spend
29:03Christmas with?
29:04That's what I'm saying.
29:05Like, I have follow-up questions.
29:05Do you spend Thanksgiving with one
29:06and Christmas with another?
29:08And I totally get that
29:09because you get double presents.
29:10What do you mean double presents?
29:11Like, on Christmas,
29:12do you have to buy football?
29:14I thought her boyfriend
29:15had another girlfriend.
29:16What are you saying?
29:17She's another boyfriend?
29:20If you have a question,
29:21ask her.
29:21That's all I'm going to say.
29:22These are all rumors.
29:23That's all I'm asking.
29:24Rosie, you constantly
29:25talk and I don't love it.
29:27Like, I'm a very nosy person,
29:28nosy-rosy.
29:29I have questions.
29:30I have follow-up questions.
29:31What do you expect from me?
29:33Because I used to be a reporter.
29:34It's actually hilarious
29:35that you would say that
29:36because I heard you talking
29:37about me.
29:38That's not true at all.
29:39And I still invited you
29:40to my picnic here today
29:41to be nice to you.
29:42I mean, it's okay.
29:43You went to your house.
29:44You talked about me to Kelsey.
29:46And then you were surprised
29:47that I sat there and cried.
29:48I heard you talking
29:49about the wine that I brought.
29:50I mean, your wine
29:51was very, very cheap.
29:53You said I was evil
29:54and that even children
29:55wouldn't like me.
29:56Wait, what?
29:57I don't think I said
29:58that to your face,
29:59but I do feel that way.
30:02If you don't want me
30:03talking about what you've done
30:04to me, then stop doing
30:04up to me.
30:05And that'll be the solution.
30:07And you didn't have to come
30:08to my picnic.
30:09I didn't have to pay
30:10$1,000 for your gift bag.
30:12Shut the up.
30:14Like, are you out of your mind?
30:26If you don't want me
30:27talking about what you've done
30:28to me, then stop doing
30:29up to me.
30:29And you didn't have to come
30:30to my picnic.
30:32Oh, Rosie, shut the up.
30:34Like, are you out of your mind?
30:39Joellen likes to throw
30:40jobs when she can.
30:41She has a side to her
30:42where she switches up
30:43real quick.
30:44If she knows something
30:46that she can say mean,
30:47she's going to say it.
30:47And that's the beauty
30:48of Joellen.
30:49I literally invited you here
30:51at, like, an olive branch
30:52and you're just being,
30:52like, yourself.
30:53I don't know what victim
30:54card you're trying to play.
30:55You're the one that's
30:56mean to me.
30:57It's like, leave me alone.
30:58No, don't cry.
30:59Listen, no, no.
30:59I'm so mean.
31:01I'm like, you're so mean.
31:02I don't like that you think
31:04I'm a bad person because
31:05I'm trying so hard
31:06to be a bad person.
31:07Listen, Rosie, listen.
31:09I'm not trying to make you cry.
31:11Let's start over, okay?
31:12Yes.
31:12Start from here.
31:13I love you.
31:13You tried to turn
31:13everybody against me.
31:15Who I did?
31:16No, no.
31:17I just want to move on.
31:20Let's just pretend
31:21nothing happened
31:22and just start.
31:22Crash.
31:24Everyone put their hands in.
31:25I really believe in this.
31:28Rosie?
31:28Put your hand on top.
31:30Go ahead.
31:31I'm trying to start over
31:33with you, all right?
31:34I'm trying to want you guys.
31:35I wanted to invite
31:36all of you guys.
31:36I'm having a 4th of July party,
31:38Rosie included.
31:39I want to invite
31:40all of you guys to it.
31:41It's going to be fun.
31:42I haven't been to a 4th of July
31:43party like ever,
31:43so that's very exciting.
31:44I'm excited for it.
31:45Thank you for inviting me.
31:45I'm excited for it.
31:46I want Rosie, I'm here
31:48because I want to just
31:50get past the bulls**t.
31:52I am hopeful that
31:54we can just move forward
31:55and go to the 4th of July party
31:57and have a good time,
31:58but I am nervous.
31:59I'm going to try
32:00to come up with
32:00a really cute gift,
32:02so I have to figure that out.
32:05I say that we cheers
32:06to a new start
32:07and thanks for,
32:08I think I had a great time
32:10with you except for the fighting.
32:13Ashley!
32:14Guys, there's nothing
32:14left in here.
32:17Cheers.
32:20Can we play Monopoly one day?
32:36Oops.
32:43I am so freaking excited
32:45to get my car back.
32:46You don't like the truck?
32:48No, parking that thing
32:49is significantly different
32:50than my car.
32:51It's just bigger.
32:52She's got a big ass on her.
32:53She has a huge ass.
32:54I have not had coffee yet today.
32:57What do you want?
32:58Can I get the turtle?
32:59It's been almost four years
33:01since we opened up
33:01Audrey's Coffee House and Lounge.
33:03It is the second rated
33:06celebrity-owned restaurant
33:07in the United States,
33:09Bon Jovi being number one.
33:11The ice machine's not working again?
33:14me.
33:14It's always something.
33:15I'll swear.
33:17Now, is it a huge moneymaker?
33:19No.
33:20I thought I would make
33:21more money than it is.
33:24So I met Joellen,
33:26who's-
33:26Hold on a second.
33:27Ava?
33:29I'm sorry, what were you saying?
33:30Anyway, we're at the picnic.
33:31You can just come right around, man.
33:32Sorry, just right in that corner
33:34is perfect.
33:35I'm sorry.
33:35Thank you, bro.
33:36I haven't really filled you
33:37in on that,
33:39but I should because tomorrow
33:41you are invited to
33:42the Fourth of July party.
33:43Yeah.
33:47Carter?
33:48Melissa said that
33:49she could take care of the kids.
33:51So tomorrow you will have
33:52Rich that you know.
33:54You'll know Rich.
33:55Thank you as well.
33:56And Rosie-
33:57Love Rich.
33:57Yeah.
33:58Rosie was mentioning us
33:59carpooling just because
34:00she's like a little nervous.
34:02Why is she nervous?
34:03Because she has to see
34:04Joellen again.
34:05What happened between
34:05Rosie and Joellen?
34:06From what I heard from
34:08Rosie beforehand
34:09is that Joellen had
34:11a whole bunch of ladies
34:12over her house.
34:13Okay.
34:13And Rosie brought over
34:16a $6 bottle of wine
34:18to which I would
34:19totally do the same.
34:21I would have maybe
34:21you know
34:23spent a little bit more
34:24than $6 on a bottle of wine.
34:26Cheapish.
34:27Katie?
34:30Um, well, what time are you
34:31coming home?
34:32Uh, I don't know.
34:33I've been trying to reduce
34:35my hours here.
34:35I think I've been doing
34:36a good job.
34:36You've been doing a really
34:37good job.
34:38It's hard.
34:39When Jared first opened
34:40Audrey's, he was working
34:44100 hours a week.
34:46While he's adjusted his hours
34:48to be home much more,
34:49he still focuses, like,
34:50all of his time and energy
34:52at Audrey's.
34:52And then there's two kids
34:54at home that I have to go
34:55be with.
34:55So Audrey's is our third child.
34:58Here's my thing about this place.
35:01I know that you love it.
35:03But, like, you don't light up
35:04about it.
35:05No, I don't.
35:05I mean, you could be living
35:06a more enjoyable life
35:08by doing something.
35:10I don't know what it is yet,
35:11whether it's you doing.
35:13But, like, that can go weeks
35:14without seeing me smile.
35:17I know.
35:18Jared and I are influencers.
35:20I have a bigger following
35:21than him, but he could still
35:23live a very wonderful life
35:25off the following that he has
35:27and, like, the opportunities
35:28that come to him.
35:29But he wanted something
35:30outside of social media.
35:32And man, oh, man,
35:33did he get it.
35:35You know how you're
35:36constantly thinking
35:36about Audrey's?
35:37I'm constantly thinking,
35:39how am I going to make
35:40Jared happy?
35:40How can I make Jared happy?
35:41Well, I don't want you
35:42to do that.
35:44Of course I don't want that.
35:45It's the last thing I want.
35:47It's just like,
35:47can we just have fun?
35:48Like, I just want to, like,
35:49not have you thinking
35:50about Audrey's.
35:51I know.
35:52I need to be better at it.
35:53I couldn't agree more.
35:55Okay.
35:56Poor Jason's waiting
35:57for his drink.
35:57Jason!
36:00Coming up next
36:01on The Real Housewives
36:02of Rhode Island.
36:03Truthfully,
36:04was it brought up
36:05by you
36:05about the way
36:06my relationship is?
36:07I mean,
36:07Joellen brought it up.
36:08Joellen brought it up?
36:10No.
36:16You're going to pick out
36:21our 4th of July outfit,
36:22okay?
36:22So this is what
36:23mom's going to wear.
36:25You don't like it?
36:26No.
36:30So bend your knees
36:31a little more?
36:32Good.
36:33Good.
36:34Squeeze.
36:34You think Lululemon
36:35comes up with camel toe
36:36free leggings?
36:42What's today?
36:44It is the 4th of July.
36:47Hi, babe.
36:47Why aren't you dressed?
36:49I am dressed.
36:50I'm a little...
36:50For what?
36:52Mama, I'll be right back.
36:54All right,
36:54you'll be right back, Angel.
36:56For the party,
36:56I rented a house
36:57in Portsmouth
36:58on the water.
37:00You want me to wear
37:00the blue linen?
37:01Yeah, I think you'll
37:02look very handsome in that.
37:034th of July is huge
37:04in Rhode Island,
37:05but I have no idea
37:07what the 4th of July's about.
37:09Plymouth Rock.
37:11Columbus.
37:13Plymouth Rock
37:13is in Massachusetts,
37:14which is our neighbor.
37:15It's just...
37:16It has something to do
37:17with, like,
37:18the Nina Pinta
37:19in Santa Maria.
37:204th of July's big
37:21in Rhode Island.
37:21I don't know why.
37:22She's got a little bit
37:23of a hairy face.
37:25Gary!
37:25What an asshole!
37:28I'm just playing
37:28when I go do the pool.
37:31We're hosting a party.
37:32You're not skimming the pool.
37:33Please.
37:34I need you to get ready.
37:35I'm gonna go skim the pool.
37:36No, no,
37:36don't skim the pool!
37:38My mom's coming.
37:40Oh, God.
37:44Hi, Danoli.
37:46Hi.
37:47Where's my babies?
37:48I think they're
37:49in the playroom over there.
37:50Thank you for watching them.
37:51I decided to fulfill
37:52my commitment.
37:53Fulfill your commitment
37:54as a grandmother.
37:56Let me know
37:56how much I owe you
37:57for tonight.
37:57Is it holiday double time?
37:59How dare you say
37:59I charge you?
38:00Then why did I
38:01send you money?
38:02I think that
38:03the maternal gene,
38:04it skipped
38:05my mother and grandmother.
38:08You're the best.
38:09I was doing
38:10regular teenage things,
38:11but my mom mistook that
38:12for just very bad behavior.
38:15My mother
38:15was really hard on me.
38:17I need to get dressed.
38:18Do you need any help
38:19with that?
38:20No, I don't need
38:21any help with that.
38:22I had no guide
38:23to how to be a good mother.
38:25Jolie, we're going
38:26to have fun.
38:27Look, Nanny's here.
38:27Do you want to have fun
38:28with her?
38:29So I'm doing
38:29the best that I can
38:30and I just pray
38:31that my kids
38:32turn out amazing.
38:34Hi, how are you?
38:36Appreciate it.
38:37Thank you so much.
38:38I'm sorry for keeping
38:39you waiting.
38:39We have three kids.
38:41I'm so stressed out
38:42from that.
38:42My mom?
38:43I'm just nervous
38:45about three kids and her.
38:47I'm going to have
38:47to call and check in.
38:48I have Rosie
38:49coming to the party.
38:50I'm proud of you
38:51for that.
38:51Rosie made the comment
38:52about Kelsey
38:52having two boyfriends.
38:54She's kind of like,
38:55mind your own
38:55business.
38:56I can't imagine
38:57she acts up.
38:58I don't think she wants
38:59to smoke with you.
39:00She shouldn't
39:01if she knows
39:01what's good for her.
39:05I do wish
39:06that this was
39:07a kids' welcome party.
39:09Jolyn has kids, right?
39:10She has three?
39:11She does.
39:11And I brought her
39:12these amazing fireworks.
39:13I'm sure she'll complain
39:14about them.
39:14I made this entire bouquet.
39:15And then I also got
39:16a bottle of champagne.
39:17Rich, did you bring that?
39:18I have the champagne.
39:19Hey, Rich has got the champagne.
39:20How much was the champagne?
39:21I don't know,
39:22like 60 bucks or something?
39:23That's great.
39:24That's great.
39:25I am showing up tonight
39:26with a gift for Jolyn,
39:27even though she made me cry
39:28because my goal in life
39:29is just for everyone
39:30to like me.
39:30And I know deep down
39:32that that is the most
39:33unrealistic thing
39:34you could ever want,
39:35but it's all I want.
39:37So I'm just going
39:37to keep trying.
39:39I'm scared.
39:54Imagine if I tumbled
39:56down the stairs.
39:57Hi.
39:59For the party,
40:00we are going to have
40:01a raw bar,
40:02we're going to have caricatures.
40:03I have this plan
40:04to do caviar wieners.
40:07Somebody's going to be
40:07falling off.
40:08Somebody's definitely
40:08falling off.
40:09I may not cook,
40:10I may not clean,
40:11I may not have sex
40:12all the time,
40:12but I know how
40:13to throw a good party.
40:14Yeah, we got to get
40:15the hot dog set up.
40:16Yeah, I got to get these
40:16in the freezer.
40:17And we got to get that
40:17into the kitchen.
40:18My effing here's my face.
40:21Where, where's everyone?
40:23I don't even...
40:24Is there anyone here?
40:27Joellen.
40:27Hi.
40:28This is absolutely gorgeous.
40:30How are you?
40:31Thank you for inviting us.
40:32By the way.
40:33I'm going to...
40:34I'm going to...
40:35Happy four.
40:36Good to see you.
40:37That's a great location.
40:38There's a cannoli station
40:40down there.
40:40Caricatures over there.
40:42They do characters?
40:44Caricature.
40:45I feel like they have
40:45characters.
40:48Caric...
40:48Caricatures.
40:51Caricatures.
41:01Dolores Catania.
41:03She owns my heart.
41:05We're going right to the bar.
41:07We met at a cannabis convention
41:09back when Frank was just
41:11getting into the industry.
41:13Hi, everybody.
41:14Hello.
41:14This is Dolores.
41:15And I said,
41:16just come visit.
41:18See what it's like
41:19for a summer.
41:20Okay, well,
41:20I'm going to start with this.
41:22We're crabbing.
41:23We're crabbing.
41:23I make a good crab sauce.
41:25Last time I made crab sauce
41:27that I caught myself,
41:28I was pregnant for Gabby.
41:29I trust Dolores.
41:31She knows where the berries...
41:33The bodies are buried.
41:34She knows where the berries are bodied.
41:41Dolores.
41:41Dolores.
41:42What a treat, doll.
41:43I got a dream.
41:44Nice to meet you.
41:45Hi, gorgeous.
41:47You can see, oh, my God,
41:48my earrings just got cold.
41:49No, my heels keep getting...
41:50Oh, mine did, too.
41:51Mine did, too.
41:52I've known Joellen
41:52since I was in high school.
41:54She used to work at a tanning salon
41:55that my friend used to work at.
41:57Joellen was hooking up
41:58with the owner of the tanning salon
42:00and then the owner and his wife.
42:02You look beautiful.
42:03How gorgeous you look.
42:05She's ballsy.
42:07Do you guys want to sit down there?
42:08Yeah, yeah, let's go.
42:09Honey, can you get us all drinks?
42:11Sure.
42:11Come show me the way.
42:12Let's go.
42:15Oh, you son of a bitch.
42:16You're a liability, Alicia.
42:18I am a liability.
42:18Oh, no, this is steep now.
42:20Wait.
42:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
42:22wait for me.
42:23Give me your hand.
42:25I got it.
42:26We did it.
42:27We're not getting back up,
42:28just so you know.
42:29Oh, look at this guy.
42:30He's a good one.
42:31What is this?
42:32Oh, Vouv.
42:33Thank you, babe.
42:34You're a great husband.
42:36Love you.
42:37Cheers, everybody.
42:38Cheers, ladies and gentlemen.
42:38Welcome, Dolores.
42:40Cheers.
42:41Welcome to Rhode Island.
42:42Happy for a lot.
42:43Thank you for having me.
42:45Tell me what you love about Rhode Island the most.
42:47Have you been?
42:47My first time out of Jersey, I was 18, and I came here.
42:50Is there a beach in New Jersey?
42:51Yeah, the Jersey Shore.
42:53Oh, Jersey Shore.
42:55Be quiet.
42:55That's not that I would ask.
42:56Now, stop it.
42:57I'm kidding.
43:04Hello there.
43:05I think Rosie's here.
43:08Is she going to be annoyed at you because you're wearing all red?
43:10It's like she's wearing all red?
43:11I don't know.
43:12The devil in red.
43:14I'll be back.
43:14You said it, not us.
43:16Just said that just to be funny.
43:19She's not the devil.
43:20Drunken words are sober thoughts.
43:23I want to tell you what's happened at the picnic.
43:25I need you to know I stuck up for you.
43:27That always sounds good.
43:28I know.
43:28That's always a really good story.
43:30So Rosie was questioning your relationship and polygamy.
43:35And Alicia was like, does Kelsey have two boyfriends?
43:39Where does she go for Christmas?
43:40Like, what's happened?
43:41I'm like, why don't you ask her that?
43:43Hi.
43:43Have you been here a long time?
43:44I miss you.
43:45Happy for a long time.
43:46I just met Rosie at Joellen's.
43:48But I feel like I can sniff out the people that aren't
43:51girls' girls.
43:52Rosie is not a girls' girl.
43:54Beautiful.
43:55I love this dress.
43:56Is there a reason she's asking you about your relationship?
43:58No, she's nosy.
43:59Like, are you going through something or?
44:02Um, my relationship is the only thing that makes me upset.
44:09Don't even sweat that.
44:10Rumors are rumors.
44:11We all know that.
44:13They're not all factual.
44:15I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day.
44:18But when it comes to my relationship, that's like sacred.
44:21It's my choice.
44:22I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody.
44:34It's like, I don't understand what she wants to know.
44:37She's just going to be.
44:38Who the f*** do I want to be?
44:39They're talking about something.
44:41I'm worried about it.
44:45The thing is, is you have two choices.
44:47Don't be upset, though.
44:48You can either let it, wipe it off and walk right by.
44:51Or you can go and say, what the f***, you guys?
44:53Why are you talking about me when I'm not in a room?
44:56When I'm ready.
44:59You're the hostess.
45:01She's here and you need to go say hello to her and we should all go.
45:03And you're going to have to greet.
45:05Yeah, you're right.
45:06I invited her to my party and I'm here to be kind to everyone.
45:09All right, let's do this.
45:10I'm going to take your arm, though.
45:16Hi, guys.
45:17Hi.
45:18Thank you for inviting us.
45:22Dolores, this is Ashley.
45:24Oh, hi.
45:24Nice to meet you.
45:26Ashley.
45:27Hi, Rosie.
45:27How are you?
45:28Thanks for inviting me.
45:29Of course, of course.
45:30I've got you this.
45:31Oh, my God.
45:33It's a fireworks bouquet.
45:37Um, that was thoughtful and creative.
45:40And then this is, like, your real gift?
45:43Once again, a gift that I wouldn't give somebody.
45:50I'm making hot dogs with caviar right now.
45:52Oh, my God.
45:58Do you like a caviar wiener, you guys?
46:00Caviar wiener.
46:01There's no way I'm having a caviar wiener.
46:03No, no, no.
46:03You got to try it.
46:04It's delicious.
46:07Hi, guys.
46:09Hi, Kelsey.
46:10How are you doing?
46:11How are you?
46:11How are you?
46:12How are you doing?
46:13I'm good.
46:13I noticed that you came solo.
46:15I think we're all good.
46:16Yeah.
46:17Okay.
46:18Yeah.
46:18You're okay.
46:19I mean, yeah.
46:19I hope all right then is okay.
46:21No, listen.
46:21I like doing shit on my own.
46:23I'm used to it.
46:24But I know, like, the picnic, there was, like, questions of, like, the kind of relationship
46:29that I was in.
46:30If Rosie or anyone else has, like, a question on polygamy, every man does that all the time.
46:36My relationship, from day one, there were rules.
46:38I accepted a lot of things.
46:40Yeah.
46:40And that's it.
46:41Oh.
46:42I don't get it.
46:44I'm very confused by her.
46:47Hi.
46:48So we were talking about, you know, how, like, everyone's always asking about, like, her situation.
46:53Like, who's always asking?
46:56Like, anyone.
46:57You know when you go through something in life and it's sensitive, you don't want people sitting
47:02at other tables discussing it.
47:05I relate the most to Kelsey.
47:07It's funny because in this group of girls, she's the youngest.
47:11As we know, I'm the oldest.
47:13But we're very close.
47:16We protect each other.
47:17And I am eternally allergic to bullsh**.
47:21What else have you said at that picnic?
47:24Nothing else.
47:25I didn't say one bad thing about you.
47:33Hey, Mom.
47:34Hi.
47:35How you doing?
47:36How'd you get Julie to go to bed?
47:39Hi, beautiful.
47:40Gia's up too?
47:41Mom, her bedtime was seven, I told you.
47:43I think Gia's definitely ready to go down.
47:45Yeah.
47:47Bye, Angel Luffin.
47:49Just kidding.
47:50All right.
47:50The kids are alive.
47:51All right.
47:51It made me look at nervous.
47:53With my mom, even though I know she's a great grandmother, I don't know how to get past the things
47:58she's done to me as a child.
47:59I just don't want my kids to feel anything that I felt with her.
48:04Kids are alive.
48:11That's so good.
48:12That's so good.
48:13I don't know.
48:13You know what I'm going to do?
48:14Wait, who's the one with the red cheeks?
48:15Me, of course.
48:16What the f**k?
48:19What's that?
48:20Boom, boom juice.
48:21I don't want anything spicy.
48:23You know what I've been doing?
48:23I've been doing Dirty Charlies.
48:25What's that?
48:25What?
48:26Dirty Charlies, like a Shirley Temple, but they put vodka in it.
48:28I like that.
48:29Isn't that fun?
48:30What do you want to try?
48:31I don't want a dirty whore.
48:32What?
48:35You two are going together?
48:36Yes.
48:37You know each other?
48:38Yes.
48:39We've known each other for like 20 years.
48:4120?
48:42Right?
48:42About?
48:42She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
48:46Yes.
48:47I'm waiting to see how big my teeth are.
48:49I'm known for my very big teeth.
48:53I still have yet to talk to Rosie.
48:55No.
48:55I talked to Alicia about it.
48:56What did she say?
48:57I know Alicia comes from like a place of like, she's not like ill.
49:02Right.
49:02Intended.
49:03Right.
49:04She's just not all there.
49:05Yeah, she's just like, yeah.
49:06Yeah, so I haven't talked to Rosie yet about it.
49:10I said hello, she brought me this really nice like bouquet.
49:13You know, I'm just kind of moving forward.
49:15It's Fourth of July.
49:15I want to have a good day.
49:17I want everyone to have fun.
49:18I feel like you are moving past it, and I'm like moving to it.
49:22I feel like Rosie, she's asking certain questions because she has like something calculating in
49:26her brain, and that's what I don't like.
49:30People seem to not be able to stop talking about my relationship, but like, Rosie, are
49:35you asking questions, or are you already saying, no, I heard this, and she is this, and they
49:42are that, because that's a bad path to go down, and it's going to end up ugly for you.
50:09Ladies, are you ready for this?
50:11We're ready.
50:12Oh, the teeth are huge.
50:15Are you going to be here a lot this summer?
50:17Like, what's the plan?
50:17Yeah, we're going to be here for three months, four months.
50:19Oh my God.
50:20Yeah, yeah.
50:20Don't ask me where I'm living, because it's somewhere over there.
50:23Jerry, where am I living?
50:25Jerry's like, where do I live?
50:26Oh, Whitman, you're our neighbors.
50:29There you go.
50:29Wait, wait, wait.
50:30We're friends.
50:31Quitting up sisters?
50:32No, everyone thinks that, though.
50:34Yeah.
50:34Why, do you see a similarity?
50:35Do you think we look alike?
50:36I went to Dolores' surgeon.
50:39She actually referred me to him, and we also have the same dentist.
50:45Oh, so cute.
50:47Oh, that's adorable.
50:52You're welcome.
50:52And we are twins.
50:57Look at you.
50:57You told me I couldn't have a cookie, having a cupcake, you fucker.
51:01I'm getting, like, eaten alive.
51:03We're having the best time.
51:04I'm, like, standing by the cookie spot and having five cookies.
51:07Come on.
51:10I'm going to put my shoes on right here.
51:11I'll be right here if you guys need me.
51:12Rosie.
51:13I'm going to put my shoes on while you're over here.
51:14Oh.
51:16I just want to know what happened at the picnic.
51:20Is there anything that I should be, like, concerned about?
51:25I don't think so.
51:27Nothing about my relationship or anything.
51:29What do you mean?
51:31I just want to know, truthfully, like, was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is?
51:37Honestly, like, I was just questioning stuff.
51:40I mean, Joellen brought it up.
51:42Joellen brought it up?
51:43Yeah.
51:45It was just, she's talking about it, saying, you're going through such a hard time.
51:49We were like, oh, my God, what hard time is she going through?
51:51And then it turned into this whole thing, you know what I mean?
51:53Like, I wasn't trying to help for you.
51:54I'm, like, you know, Ashley's there.
51:55She has no idea what Fox is being talked about.
51:57You guys, we're going to do sparklers.
51:58Oh, perfect.
51:59All right.
51:59Here, come with me.
52:00I have some more over here.
52:01Sounds good.
52:02All right.
52:04You really never know, like, who's telling you the truth, who's stabbing you in the back.
52:08To be honest, like, yeah, it is very hard to trust people around here.
52:12One, two, three.
52:15Happy birthday, Joellen!
52:24Rumors in Rhode Island are very typical.
52:26It's just part of the culture of our state.
52:31I definitely know a lot about people.
52:33I just don't say it.
52:36This group, they got big things behind the scenes.
52:41Big secrets, big cheating scandals.
52:44I don't know.
52:45I don't lie.
52:46There's really no reason to.
52:48The truth always comes out.
52:50I say it like it is.
52:52So if somebody says something to me that I've done?
52:54Yeah.
52:54Any other questions?
52:55Do you want details?
52:56If you're going to say all the rumors about me, I'm going to say all the rumors about you.
53:01And I've held my tongue all summer long.
53:07This season, in the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
53:10Are you ready for this?
53:12Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier.
53:15Oh my God.
53:17Yes?
53:18What's the F in Rhode Island?
53:20Cheers to not being sorry and moving on.
53:24I've been waiting for this all day because I'm about to climax.
53:26I need to know what happened.
53:29You don't get to take it off, Ashley.
53:31What else does it do?
53:32Not eat and drink?
53:34Holy what happened?
53:36I was rubbing alcohol.
53:37I like what they call stripper juice.
53:40Give me that and I'll be happy.
53:41I went to a psychic once and she said, you carry so many people's energies on you.
53:46And she's like, you need to go into an Epstein salt bath.
53:49Epstein.
53:52There's someone showing up.
53:53Turning this head to Rue La La.
53:55Is that a Rue La La?
53:56Rue is half Syrian.
53:58She's a boss.
54:00Drop the mic.
54:01Here I am.
54:02There were echoes of Rue La's husband having an affair.
54:07I want you to know that it's happening currently.
54:09It was told to me that you were perpetuating in for her.
54:12When someone calls my wife's work, that's a huge problem for me.
54:16I just pray that you somehow hurt him.
54:21I'm 42.
54:22I haven't had any kids.
54:23I don't think it's something that we should rule out.
54:25This is like a deal breaker you should tell me now.
54:27I know that you're insecure about how Audrey doesn't bring enough in.
54:32The two people in my life are the most wonderful people ever.
54:37Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
54:39Like what?
54:41Every girl waits for their big fairytale moment.
54:43And sometimes I feel like I don't think I'll ever get one.
54:46Why didn't you ever like love me if I didn't show her?
54:48It's because that's how I was raised.
54:51You should f*** your face plus f***ing be?
54:54All right, sorry.
54:55It's so exciting.
54:56You f***ing deserve it.
54:58With my husband, f***ing my kids, f***ing my job, I'm going to ruin your f***ing life.
55:02She doesn't like spotlight on anybody else but her.
55:04A narcissist mother f***ing life.
55:06You are a rotten human being.
55:08What have I done to you?
55:09You're literally f***ing a lot.
55:11You're not welcome here.
55:12You're a f***ing b***h.
55:14Get the f*** out.
55:15My makeup looked really pretty today.
55:17When your makeup looks the best, that's usually when you cry the most.
55:20You're a f***ing b***h.
55:22You're a f***ing b***h.
55:22You're a f***ing b***h.
55:23You're a f***ing b***h.
55:23You're a f***ing b***h.
55:23You're a f***ing b***h.
55:24You're a f***ing b***h.
55:24You're a f***ing b***h.
55:24You're a f***ing b***h.
55:25You're a f***ing b***h.
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