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Heated Rivalry - Episode 4

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00:00Previously, on Heated Rivalry.
00:30We are not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:38I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00Going through center, drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff beats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a hat-trick.
01:17Should I do now or wait a second?
01:19Because, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where it should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:03My moon's my face, right day in the face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14It's just a light, it's just a light on me.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:24It's just a light on me, it's just a light on me.
02:29That's exactly what I do.
02:32Oh my God, let's just a light on me.
02:41I got another one, this movie, it's just a light.
02:49I can't show you what I do.
02:52I'm going to show you what I do.
02:53And my moon, my moon, my moon, my moon.
02:53It's just a light coming up.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:24Who thinks did it?
03:34Hello.
03:38Hello.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good?
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I walking?
04:05Just a second.
04:06We've been doing it, okay?
04:07That's great, Shane.
04:07Look over your shoulder.
04:09Looking great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera,
04:11directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark, give me that pose.
04:14God damn.
04:14I can't believe all I know.
04:16There's nowhere to go.
04:18I don't have a heart on my sleeve.
04:22Not bad as you think.
04:24Those songs I like it again.
04:27Take it slow.
04:29Take it easy on me.
04:31It's just a light.
04:33It's just a light on the beat.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me. It's just a ride, it's just a ride on me, please.
05:14Take it slow, take it easy on me. It's just a ride, it's just a ride on me, please.
05:45I like it.
05:46He was the worst player who would never see me in no hand I could.
06:10I like it.
06:13Sorry Shane, can we? Yeah sorry, we're gonna roll now? Okay, that's right. Okay. Wow. That's the stuff. That's the
06:20money, my friend.
06:21Baby.
06:25Baby.
06:47She's what? Pregnant. Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man. You gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hey, Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid. That's awesome, man. Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:06Ruby! Emma! Slow down!
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby? Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:33Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36I'm sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here. Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you like bringing her around, you know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50We're not...
07:51I mean, she's...
07:53I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:57So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:27Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:34Um...
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kinda have my hands full at the moment.
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh, you're the worst one!
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:10We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Nark!
09:14Nark!
09:14Nark!
09:16I'm getting him a second, mate.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in eastern Quebec is the house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth, and my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is
09:33ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:35I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided, that we were staying, to see?
09:38And no matter what...
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame, that I'm a little bit in a coma.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:55You're with me.
09:59No.
10:02You're with me.
10:03No.
10:04No.
10:05No.
10:07No.
10:09No.
10:11No.
10:12No.
10:15What? You've been working for a few years, and I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
10:26Nothing serious about it, in general.
10:31Okay.
10:32Sasha gives a greeting.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:52I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:56It's not like that. It's just a friend.
11:00So Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once. Love a hotel room.
11:19Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:48Hey, take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're drinking.
11:52No, you're drinking.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built, or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant. I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:13Okay.
12:17Can I help you here?
12:21I don't care.
12:24I don't know.
12:25I don't know.
12:27I don't know who I am here.
12:28I don't know who I am Mijia.
12:30I don't know who I am here.
12:59I should go or you could stay stay
13:22I told Hayden. Is it your mother? No. No, he's not. Fuck off. Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay. Okay? Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry. For what? For food. Hey.
14:31You like tuna melt? You wanna make me tuna melt? I was gonna make one for me. I can make
14:37two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right? Yeah, right after the game. Tampa, then sunrise. Then we go to Dallas
14:47and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots. Ginger oil good enough? Yeah, it's great. Good. Food will be ready soon.
15:03Jesus Christ. You know this guy, Ryan Price? Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:11You did a season with him, right? He is not what you would think. How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet. Doesn't talk. Keeps to himself. Not bad guy. Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season. Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again. Buffalo is terrible.
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too. And people say you're not funny. They do?
15:43Yeah. They say you're boring too. Who says that? Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in? On the road? I like New York. Guys, it's New York. They fucking
15:58hate me there.
15:58They hit you everywhere. They know. Not Florida. It's full of Boston people. And you?
16:08I like Ottawa. Cause it's my hometown. Toronto, Winnipeg. I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What? Those boring answers? Yes.
16:20Well, I like the hot places too. Hot like weather hot.
16:24Oh, okay. L.A. is hot. Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure. I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you really much. Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend. From Russia.
16:46Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no. Nothing like that.
17:10She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:50But you know me.
17:52I'm more easy, so...
17:56I don't know if that's out of you at all.
18:03No, seriously, I'll get it.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12Good morning.
19:13Good morning, Dad.
19:15Yes, I got your message.
19:19I answered you, Dad.
19:20Don't talk about it yesterday.
19:23Dad.
19:25Dad.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32He's there with you?
19:34You're one?
19:37Paulina is there?
19:40Paulina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Good.
19:46Calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
20:16You're still hungry?
20:18No.
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30You speak Russian, huh?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:51Mm-hmm.
20:57No.
21:06No?
21:08No.
21:09No no.
21:10No, no.
21:11No.
21:12No.
23:18Fuck.
23:20Shane.
23:23Oh, yeah.
23:26Oh, yeah.
23:34Oh, yeah.
23:44Oh, yeah.
23:50Oh, yeah.
23:54Oh, yeah.
23:57I should...
23:58I should...
24:00I shouldn't go.
24:03I shouldn't...
24:05stay.
24:06I can't...
24:07team meeting in the morning.
24:08I forgot.
24:09So...
24:10Okay.
24:12Okay.
24:12You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:16Mm.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:18Um...
24:20Uh...
24:21I'm sorry.
24:24I just...
24:25I can't...
24:32I can't...
24:35I can't...
24:36I can't do this.
24:39I can't do this.
24:41I can't do this.
24:43I can't do this.
24:55I can't do this.
25:07This is...
25:07too Tennessee, I think.
25:10Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats.
25:18I mean, they're next to a prince.
25:20Or...
25:20No, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get like two weeks off a year.
25:33I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:36Trying to make conversation about what?
25:38Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:44Three glasses?
25:45Uh...
25:45I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:02Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why?
26:04Because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not gonna send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:33We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:00I'm just gonna use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:26Bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:29My buddy Francois the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Sambo?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys.
27:59This one never leaves this fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meal.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do.
28:11But...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander.
28:16Whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:29It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shaney?
28:37Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44Hey.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not gonna fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ.
29:30These are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35I'm...
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:43Mm-hmm.
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:00Um, I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies.
30:23Including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck.
30:27You...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered.
30:31If they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:50Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years.
31:03So, probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:10I...
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but...
31:15It got more intense.
31:17So, I guess I kinda got more intense too.
31:20If that makes sense.
31:22Yeah.
31:22It does.
31:25And I...
31:26I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me though.
31:38I have a Western last name.
31:40So, it's like the other kids kinda forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good too, right?
31:48I was alright.
31:51Uh, John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56Um, but he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now.
32:01Naturally.
32:02Uh, and Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted.
32:07But, hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that would be so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good at it.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week and it was the summer.
32:38Yeah.
32:39Kind of different in the winter though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:45Yeah.
32:50Yeah.
32:53Yeah.
32:53Yeah.
32:53So, um, are you gonna be in town a little while this time?
32:56Is there anything for you funny?
32:57Most people are just putting in in town a little while playing워요.
33:09The Yemeni of an Australian version period's time out now.
33:10many days of fun coming out everywhere there –
33:11It's a fucking place where the Would-bearing the whole time was c-יבakers around me somewhere?
33:30Roz, Roz, you gotta see this, you're gonna shit, man.
33:38So, no.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there.
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:53I'd be fucking happy if I was a thing in Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:46but the star seems quite happy
34:48to let tongues wag about her new love
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything
34:52about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time
34:57resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, God!
35:10Oh, God!
35:11You're good, Rose.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division
35:22and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros
35:27will look to put some distance tonight
35:29between themselves and their arch-rivals,
35:31the Boston Raiders,
35:32but we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:43Yeah.
35:49Yeah.
36:01Hey!
36:06Come on, let's go!
36:09Yeah, let's do it.
36:10Let's do it!
36:11Come on, man.
36:28Go get him, buddy.
36:29No rust.
36:32in a listless effort the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period
36:38if you can call 1-0 a victory and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander where was Ilya Rosanoff
36:59I need to get laid let's go out where we're in Montreal we find a fucking club tell people
37:32hi handsome
37:37big game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won I need a beer I bet you
37:44do did you watch
37:45the game too yeah I watched a few clips on Rose's phone but it was a sweaty look Miles don't
37:51be
37:51terrible I have no problem watching sweaters okay I want to dance I don't know I'm beat
37:58that is a lie hey I want to dance with Shane yeah that makes two of us Miles get a
38:04champagne
38:15don't worry about me can I have one more please
38:51and I'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed they say it's my fault but I wonder so much
38:56wanna fly her away for the summer rain coming over my face wish I will the shame when I stop
39:03and stare
39:03don't worry me cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me I can try to pretend I can
39:09try to forget
39:22it's like
39:23big
39:23you
39:23you
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
39:53All the things you said, all the things you said, running through my head, running through my head, running through
40:00my head.
40:01This is not enough.
40:09This is not enough.
40:16All the things you said, all the things you said, running through my head, running through my head, running through
40:23my head.
40:23All the things she said, all the things she said
40:26Running through my head, running through my head
40:29All the things she said
40:31This is not enough
40:39This is not enough
40:46I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
40:50If I'm asking for help
40:52It's only begun
40:53Being with you
40:55Has opened my eyes
40:57Could I ever believe
40:59Such a perfect surprise
41:01I keep asking myself
41:03Wondering how
41:05I keep closing my eyes
41:07But I can't lock you out
41:09Wanna fly to a place
41:11Where it's just you and me
41:12Nobody else
41:14So we can be free
41:16All the things she said, all the things she said
41:20Running through my head
41:21Running through my head
41:23Running through my head
41:24All the things she said
41:26All the things she said
41:27Running through my head
41:29Running through my head
41:30All the things she said
41:32This is not enough
41:44All the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
42:18All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
42:39All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
42:46All the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
43:22All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
43:28All the things she said, all the things she said, this is not enough.
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