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00:09Sam, I had no idea you needed that much makeup.
00:15Listen, seriously, thanks for being on the show.
00:17It's going to be big. You, Five Sauce.
00:20Do you know who they are?
00:21I've no idea.
00:23But I have been doing some research.
00:27Okay, cool. What else have you got?
00:29Oh, well, you'll love this.
00:31Five Sauce stands for five seconds of...
00:35Summer, everyone knows that.
00:37What a spoiler, Sam.
00:39Have you got to that part yet?
00:41Do you know any of their songs?
00:43Of course I do.
00:45Oh, dearie, Lord.
00:47The pipes, the pipes are calling.
00:54Okay, three minutes, guys.
00:56The band's asked if you wanted to meet them in the dressing room for the show.
00:59No.
01:01Also, they've asked if you know their names.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Of course we know their names.
01:06Of course.
01:06We know their names.
01:09I don't know their names.
01:11I don't know their names.
01:12No, I don't.
01:13Zayden?
01:14Jayden?
01:15Carbo?
01:15Groucho?
01:16Sepaline?
01:17I'm in trouble.
01:18What are you going to do out there?
01:19I'm just going to call them all darling.
01:22Of course you are.
01:22You can do that.
01:23You're old.
01:24And I've had cancer.
01:25And I'm still on medication and it really messes with your brain, Sam.
01:30You can't tell.
01:34Live across Australia, this is Sam Peng tonight.
01:39And now, here's your host, Mr Sam Peng.
01:44Woo-hoo!
01:47Woo-hoo!
01:53Woo-hoo!
01:54You're right.
01:55Thanks, guys.
01:57Woo-hoo!
01:59All right.
02:00Thank you very much.
02:02Woo-hoo!
02:02Good evening and welcome back to another episode of the show that Russell Crowe described
02:07as, the jokes are good but the budget's shit.
02:12and hey what about a big welcome to my special guest announcer the one the only denise scott
02:18thank you for joining me scotty yeah well i had no other offers but i'm thrilled to be here sam
02:31to help you support you give you the leg up you need to get somewhere in your comedy career
02:41you young success story and i'm not bitter i swear
02:48if you're here to help me you're in for a big night tonight scotty i'll tell you that
02:51let's get on with it the big news this week is that the bureau of meteorology has a new website
03:08it's like we rehearsed that all right now here's a bit more about this pressing issue
03:14aussies have slammed the new redesign of the bureau of meteorology website people have called it
03:20confusing terrible and an epic fail that's right people were furious which true to form the bureau
03:27of meteorology failed to predict
03:32come on bomb i mean it shouldn't be easier to steal jewelry from the louvre than to find out if
03:37it's
03:37going to be cloudy in woollongong
03:40the website is encouraging feedback and trust me bomb i've learned from hosting this show that is not
03:46a good idea swear to god if you push one more celebrity into a christmas treat i'm coming over
03:51there kicking your ass that's an executive producer of the show by the way speaking of that louvre heist
03:59french police have arrested two suspects after 157 million dollars worth of crown jewels were stolen
04:05in broad daylight turns out the security cameras were facing the wrong way sounds like the cameras were
04:11being operated by a 70 year old on an ipad hey hey hey hey there sam i haven't been to
04:18france in years
04:22i thought that might be triggering for you denise the footage was also blurry because his finger was
04:27over the lens experts believe the jewels would be broken down and sold separately on the black market
04:34to avoid detection so keep your eye out on lee gumtree and watch out for any le booboos on etsy
04:41that look like this
04:42all right
04:45you've been warned
04:46now to some royal news this week king charles made history as the first monarch to pray with a pope
04:51in five centuries
04:53of course the rift began in the 1500s when king henry the eighth left the catholic church to marry anne
04:58boleyn
04:59now known as the original megan
05:07wow scotty we've got some monarchists in tonight that's great by the way when prince charles told
05:12his brother andrew about his visit to the sistine chapel andrew responded what's this about a teen
05:22anyway there they all are in a they're all in character for a murder mystery role play dinner
05:28apparently uh there they are scotty is that a kiss mary kill situation
05:36i'd you know who i'd kiss
05:41really camilla hot
05:44let's that let's hope that never happens then scotty
05:47prime minister anthony albanese returned triumphantly from a from his first meeting with president trump
05:54disembarking the plane wearing a black joy division t-shirt
05:57hey alba you're on a diplomatic mission not doing a coffee run for your share house
06:03but hey nothing says rock and roll like having to use the handrail
06:09a very successful trip for elbow though donald trump referred to him as a friend
06:13and he doesn't use that term lightly our pm joins an esteemed group of trump's elite friends
06:18there they are
06:21oh wow that's kiss mary kill
06:24with no results
06:30we'll just keep moving out scotty this week there was an interesting report from the peter mccallum cancer
06:35center where at a medical conference an adult movie was played for four entire minutes
06:41a mistake was made when a doctor instead of typing in sepsis typed in stepsis
06:51we've all made that mistake before
06:54now scotty this is a subject close to home to you i imagine you have a lot to say on
06:58the topic of
06:59uh pornography
07:02well can i just interrupt your magnificent monologue you're going very well but um no on i have got a
07:10cancer stroke pornography kind of story yeah where when which is unusual and a gift i'm only giving to
07:17you um but when i was having treatment um radiation on the oncologist anyway said to what said to me
07:27you're a comedian like she was very surprised she was young and surprised and i said yes and then she
07:34did a breast exam sam i don't know why i'm showing you although it's not over the lectern
07:44i can't believe i can't believe how low you started
07:49wow that is such a stupid and sexist and insult i can do the low boob joke sam you
07:57anyway what can i teach you um so she did the breast exam right and it's very it's very intimate
08:05it looks it turning turning myself on um but no so she's doing the breast exam yeah and she said
08:15so you're a comedian and i said yes and she said oh do you know tommy little
08:25and i said yes i do and she said i've got a crush on him and then the next appointment
08:32john said
08:32wow that oncologist is so into you i said yes i'm at her gateway to tommy little
08:37anyway they're very happy anyway continue with your monologue and good luck
08:46thank you
08:50give it your best sam i'll do my best scotty to animal news victorians will now be able to be
08:55buried alongside their pets that's hey that's good news for owners sad news for pets who weren't ready
09:02to die just yet but sorry rocky i know you're a fit healthy labrador but your owner mary's cocked it
09:08so into the coffin you go there is one advantage by the way you can get the dog to dig
09:13the hole first
09:14so that's something now in some basketball news and the nba gambling scandal is looking to be the
09:21biggest sports story of the year the u.s national basketball association has been rocked by a massive
09:27betting scandal that's been linked to the mafia three current and former players have been arrested
09:32accused of rigging poker games and faking injuries cheating punters out of millions of dollars
09:38this is very disappointing and could really sully the good name of sports gambling
09:46those arrested include nba head coach chauncey billups and miami heat player terry rosier
09:52many are saying that rosier could be sent to prison or even worse the nbl
09:59the nba now known as the national betting association have even updated the teams of course there's the
10:05miami cheats the brooklyn bets and my favorite the sacramento pair of kings so look out for them if
10:13you're having a bet some other big news from the week isis is making a comeback
10:20no applause for that one just left me there hanging much like isis would
10:29apparently
10:32i'm bringing it back apparently they've really bounced back on socials with their get ready with
10:36me videos proving a big hit so uh seriously an isis reboot what a cash grab it'll never be as
10:42good as
10:43the original and sure we can agree and finally the triple zero crisis continues with the revelation
10:49that some samsung mobile users may be unable to call triple zero in case of an emergency
10:54community service announcement for all those people who have got a samsung phone and are with
10:59optus do yourself a favor and just move next door to a hospital
11:05fun fact though by the way samsung is what denise called me in the first five years of our friendship
11:09so there is that we've got a great show for you tonight five stars john edward and many more
11:15special guests with denise scott stick around
11:38you're watching samsung tonight with your host mr samsung
11:48thank you denise it's wonderful to have you here i know i ask you this sincerely what have you been
11:56up to well i wanted to just quickly refer to when um because you know i've been having cancer treatment
12:03but i wanted to refer to when i met up with you whilst i was having that process done and
12:10we were in a
12:11foyer do you remember this sam yeah i was bald yes i had a little beanie on i was very
12:16thin
12:17and you gave me a hug and you said what's going on and i said sam i've got cancer
12:23and you jumped back and said is it catchy
12:27do you remember that sam god it was it was just great
12:34so thoughtful sam quite how i remember it scotty but anyway that's fine you you know no you did
12:41and but funny funny thank you anyone out there who's got a friend with cancer do that
12:48it's very funny well follow-up question how are you feeling how's it all i'm feeling fine i'm good
12:53now i've had the treatment i'm just on i'm currently on a hormone blocker i saw your eyes lit up
13:00wow that's sexy and funny but um no so i take a daily tablet which a lot of women do
13:08or it's women
13:09because it suppresses your estrogen sam i know look at you now like reel me in and i want to
13:17use
13:17this platform see if you don't have any estrogen it stuffs your skin it stuffs your mental health
13:24it stuffs your energy it stuffs your whole attitude to life it stuffs your bone density
13:31it stuffs your nails it stuffs your hair um but you're alive and this is the thing it doesn't
13:40it obviously doesn't affect your ability to tell a short anecdote
13:47scotty it's wonderful to have you here last week on the show though this happened appreciate by the way
13:52before we get to the break do you have any housekeeping oh i do have something here i i
13:56think what is this i think i've got tonight it's a the powerball numbers okay so it's zero four seven
14:04eight five two one seven zero nine sam that's my phone number
14:13now for all those asking that was my actual phone number well one of them
14:20i have one for each family
14:23and i'd say thank you for all the messages but if i'm honest i'd say i didn't probably need to
14:29see
14:29that many penises and a lot and a lot of you need a much better lighting but let's have a
14:36look uh
14:36through at some of the live feedback which started out quite nicely look at that one hello absolutely
14:41love the show that's beautiful then of course people thought they were comedians your fly is down
14:48well done i did check and then this person uh really enjoyed themselves hi sam it's the lab again
14:54look you can't ignore results like this stds are no joke
14:59yeah that one was a bit of fun and a bit close to home too but of course it's the
15:04internet so it
15:05took a turn you suck sam but my wife makes me watch boo boo boo you dick
15:13and it wasn't just people texting in hi sam here is my ashamed dog
15:20who's asked to be put down after that photo was sent in so there you go
15:23but anyway that's the end of that chapter so we can all move on what do you think scotty
15:27well absolutely and um once again those powerball numbers for tonight are
15:35oh four seven eight five two one seven oh nine text your abuse
15:45well um i i might uh i think i might give you the phone this week scotty because well we've
15:52just got one more message just wrote your number on a bathroom wall hope you're up for a good time
15:58so bring it on now i didn't think anyone would see that no
16:10now as you as you all know i'm a man of the people
16:17no i'm not anyway as the host of a tonight show i think it's important to get out there and
16:21connect
16:21with real people but i don't want to be chasing anyone around with a microphone that's degrading
16:25i want to talk to you but i will be on my terms which brings me to my new segment
16:30which is a little less man on the street and a little more
16:38this is one head on the ground away from busking
16:41hey welcome to sampang tonight you've seen the show before no i haven't oh i'm too late for me mate
16:45oh yeah well it's on at 8 40. how long have you got a bit 8 8 25.
16:52year 12 exams are coming up all around the country my daughter just finished
16:55year 12 last year yeah how did you go she got 99.15 99.15 as a chinese mother were
17:01you very
17:01disappointed in that no i'm happy do you have to do exams i have to do exams you get nervous
17:06sometimes you ever think like you need some ritalin no no i'm saying if you do need some
17:12ritalin i know a guy nice did you finish year 12 i did yes yeah first go first go yeah
17:19you know if
17:19you don't finish year 12 then you can always go to tafe and not finish that yeah yeah do you
17:25remember
17:25a single thing that you learned in year 12. yes what was it
17:33can you gossip at the moment oh my new boyfriend sorry who's got a new boyfriend have you got a
17:39new
17:39boyfriend yes what's his name would you like to shout out to tristan how long have you been together
17:46like two weeks two weeks i'll give it two more weeks tops by the way tristan if you're watching
17:51mate do you like five seconds of summer never heard of it mate they're on the show oh they're
17:57fantastic can i talk about one thing about chinese at the moment right yeah chinese people are not
18:04very popular we're here everybody's all against china so we have to have a low profile yeah well i think
18:10no you're not really have a low profile you have your own show bing bing you can't get any more
18:14low profile than having a show on channel 10. exactly all right scotty can you hear that it's the
18:21unmistakable rumbling of the five sauce super fans the band with more monthly spotting spotify
18:26streams and bob dylan they're in the building and five sauce are up next we got fallon kimmel
18:34colbert uh it's actually some guy called sam pang who who this guy looks like my grandpa cute he has
18:45like 11 million less followers than us but denise scott's on as well oh denise oh i haven't seen her
18:52in
18:52ages all right ash you want to just practice up what you what we're doing ready boys yeah danny boy
19:02the pipes the pipes are calling how's that it's beautiful he's gonna love it thanks denise is
19:10gonna love it i can't wait to see denise what a baby
19:32welcome back it's time to bring on my first guest they met as teenagers in sydney they've now sold
19:37over 18 million albums have 10 billion streams an armful of arias and as they said they have 11
19:4411 million more instagram followers than me let's take a look at this genuine aussie success story
19:53hello it's my sauce it's actually pretty insane
20:04please welcome five seconds of summer
20:17how are you thanks for coming on
20:34how are we doing how are we doing i'm doing great how are you guys i'm just figuring out if
20:40i
20:40should do my my talk show cross leg how's that you can do whatever you want it looks nice uh
20:47thanks for
20:47being on the show great to be on the show well and how excited are you to be this close
20:52to denise
20:52yes i'm excited you know i'm this
20:57i love your shorts you know i love it when people recycle clothing just cut the bottom off your jeans
21:09oh it's a joke you look so hurt and it's the first time i want to show it in like
21:1510 years
21:15i do love you i forgot we were doing this no i'm just kidding hey guys obviously the world knows
21:20you as five sauce i know you as um
21:23michael luke ashton and callum but you have been working you've been working together you met in your
21:29teens you've been working together for for so long so what's that like being you know you've
21:34you're a bit so young and you've you're still working together how's it all going uh it's been
21:37fantastic can we swap my knees are too much in the calendar
21:41i was like oh my god this is because of me i didn't want to i think it was a
21:47good shout
21:47i'm sorry i think it was a good shout no no you must get back
21:51you know what these means i'm so sorry it's fine i was joking oh my god i've killed a young
21:59man
21:59oh i love oh shut up and get back behind the left can i just can i just i'll just
22:08defend denise
22:09we usually at her gigs when she sees someone stand up they're leaving
22:13so she thought that that was happening and he's got shorts on what the hell
22:18i know this is uh time for my knees to shine
22:20you know what i'm saying let's go
22:36wow oh you're so nice
22:51it's always great i've lost interest in the question so that's fine
22:54i can't even remember what it was no there you go what's it like all working together yeah for so
22:58long um it's been uh it's been fun honestly it's been haven't made any other friends along the way
23:03that's so it's a bit nice actually meet three guys in high school make a band does well it uh
23:10really hinders other friendships you know that's it's in a good way that's the price of admission
23:15i suppose yeah man it's it's all been worth it don't you think no 100 i've got three friends and
23:20that's all i need that's what i'm saying that's fantastic yeah i don't have to talk to anyone so
23:24you did what about did you miss out on uh before we get to the new album did you miss
23:27do you miss out
23:28on like those basic milestones because you were famous at 15 all of you well i guess it depends
23:33who asked but yeah oh i was just talking to myself you've been famous for a long time so did
23:39you miss
23:39out things like you know getting your l's or um you know part-time jobs and you know schoolies me
23:45michael actually got uh uh our driver's license in florida and i pretended that his auntie was my auntie
23:53and uh the first time we rode on a highway was way easier to get a license in america
23:59i crashed in the test really and i still they still gave me the license i think they just wanted
24:04a photo i just like took a photo with them and they're like here's your license i did um i
24:08actually
24:09did all my hours 120 hours of l's you did all of them i was i did
24:12i love the third album took so long i like you did
24:17the shortest easiest path ask about the new album so so so boys i hurts me to say this but
24:27tell us about tell me about the new album what's the um what's it called
24:33yes can't wait for this to get edited out um i'm just letting you know there's no edits oh okay
24:39so we've got all that nice stuff is going to stay in
24:42that's staying in great um it's called everyone's a star yep it's out november 14th
24:49thank you
24:53give a real big long spiel about it because he doesn't want us to yeah a big long spiel it
24:59took us uh let's go back to the very beginning we'll go we'll start with the first album okay 2014
25:04first album comes out um right eye bushy tailed and then uh let's move on to the second album after
25:10that
25:10yeah it works that's yeah yeah third you've no sorry we're going to keep going through yeah
25:17yeah no no it's uh no we're really uh very proud of it it took us for you to get
25:24uh get it over the
25:25line we're really stoked on it everyone's a star ever the 14th going on tour next year
25:31and uh taking back to the first tour though oh sorry yeah
25:36the first tour we ever did no no no can i can i ask a genuine question yeah please about
25:41um
25:42because everyone would know about um your big hit you know uh what's it called
25:48no no it's everyone's sung along to young blood it's it's a great song everyone knows that right
25:52but i just wanted to i did watch the video clip and it's just something that i picked up i'm
25:56not
25:56sure everyone would have but can we i'll just take a look at that is that all right boys have
25:59a look at
26:01so you want me so you want me back in your life so i'm just a damn damn call it
26:07tonight
26:10boys you're not in it so genuine question that's us mate he wants to talk to me shut up
26:18listen a quarter of a billion people have seen that yeah that's a that's a lot of that's a lot
26:23of
26:23people not bad is there in hindsight is there any part of any of you that wish that you were
26:27in it
26:28absolutely 100 that was a mistake hit and we didn't release it as a single someone in australia
26:37at our record label said this is your actual best song whatever the hell you guys are doing elsewhere
26:41right yeah so it started to blow up and then we had no money left so we said to a
26:46director friend of
26:46ours we have uh ten thousand dollars uh we need a music video delivered uh we have no time to
26:52do it
26:52we're booked on tour so he goes i love going to japan give me that money i'll just go film
26:57some
26:58stuff in japan and uh we'll call it a day but we're like cool we love the rockabilly culture in
27:04japan
27:04we love uh you know all the things we've seen when we've toured over there um and he sent us
27:09this
27:09incredible video went through an edit process but it's one of our best videos but unfortunately you
27:14know we're not in it well once again it all it all turned out okay in the end now listen
27:20um
27:20i've got a i'm already out of questions but lucky for you your favorite has one because it's time now
27:27for this um yeah yes um so i'm wondering i just love you um but is there because you've been
27:44together since you were what 15 and you're now nearly 30.
27:51um but good luck no but you still look like baby you look like you're just out of the womb
27:56honestly
27:58but i'm wondering if there's ever been a bit of biffo you know fighting like biffo
28:05have you ever punched one of your bandmates in the face because you've just had enough no punches
28:14no punches have ever been thrown in the band we could do that now we could yeah i feel like
28:20it's
28:20gone no but i'm wondering because it is a lot and i'm wondering if you were on medication
28:29no seriously my you know my son is a muso he lives in the states and i am on the
28:37same
28:38antidepressants as his dog that's the sort of thing i'm talking about so any anything to keep you
28:47boys you know what i think you've answered that question i've got just i've got to ask you this
28:53too what so i've mentioned the new album yes but what's tell me about the the new single what's that
28:58is it uh it's called high on ssris the great song about you know overcoming uh treatment resistant
29:09depression um one of the songs that was the new album is called boy band is that right yes it
29:16is
29:18now there's a i was going to ask you by the way there's a lot of conjecture a lot of
29:24debate about
29:25whether you're a boy band or not do you consider yourselves a boy band we're the biggest boy band
29:29of all time i think yeah what do you think sam yeah are we a boy band or not i
29:36think you probably
29:37started as a boy but but now you are genuinely grown men you're like pinocchio somebody you've
29:42all you've grown up boys does that does that mean that grown-up men can't be in a boy band
29:47oh good
29:47question great question great question it is it is a great question you could have done a better
29:55question for your guest announcer question that would have been handy um i uh i'm trying to think
30:00you've got the you've got the tour as well coming up we've got the tour coming up international
30:04but when are you in australia has that been uh we are in australia october 2026. cool
30:09i don't think i don't think you'll be doing the same venues as uh denise unless you're doing
30:23unless you're doing rsl's five sauce it's been a lot of fun to celebrate your incredible success
30:29as well learn as well as learn your names check out your new album everyone's a star there it is
30:34guys i got it luke in the end uh five sauce world tour starting soon we've mentioned that
30:38please welcome five sauce
31:06welcome back to the boy band and psychic edition of
31:10sampang tonight whether you're a believer or a skeptic my next guest claims that he can speak to
31:15the dead my name is john edward world-renowned psychic my daughter calls me the gordon ramsey
31:20of psychic your husband is telling me to tell you white flower is niagara fall significant did you
31:24find a feather there yes oh my god i'm crying that's so crazy i'm getting so emotional the freak
31:29out continues that's coming at you he's toured the world and has a new book about his work with
31:35the fbi please welcome john edward
31:37thank you john edward thanks so much for being here mate first things first uh tell us about the new
31:56album sorry that's called chasing evil that's the wrong one mate thank you very much first things
32:01that when when did you know you were coming on the show um about a month ago really i saw
32:06it that's
32:07when we booked you so that's perfect hey um now listen you uh this is a very old television studio
32:12you're in and uh i'm sure there are plenty of ghosts in this room tonight john can you do you
32:22think i
32:22hate to put you on the spot do you think that you could spot a ghost if if if we
32:27panned around the
32:28studio audience do you reckon you'd be able to spot the ghost that uh can you spot anything
32:37not not really getting anything nothing's coming this could be this could be very interesting um
32:44now uh you've been you encourage you actually this is a serious question you encourage skeptics don't
32:50you i do i encourage critical thinking and skepticism not cynicism so cynicism means that nothing's
32:57possible and no matter what somebody experiences or sees evidence-wise they've made up their mind but if
33:01somebody's skeptical it's basically saying i'm uncertain i'm not sure if there's any type of
33:06evidence or validation that can support something then you're going to be able to shift your perspective
33:10is there anything you don't believe in like horoscopes or tarot cards or oh i was going to go a
33:16completely different direction but um no no it's not a political show um i was i was going to i
33:24was
33:24going to when i was a kid study astrology and it was too much math okay yeah and i was
33:30like yeah this is
33:30not for me yeah well denise doesn't believe in vaccines so there you go that's uh hey uh john
33:37you've been dealing with deaths for decades and uh we've noticed that when it comes and we've noticed
33:42that it comes in many different forms do you know if there was somebody shot in that family too i
33:46am
33:46getting somebody who was murdered somebody's pregnant has somebody who passed from a hanging there's a
33:51suicide energy either a brain tumor brain aneurysm did he have severe athlete's foot and blind
33:58in one eye mate i didn't know you could die from athlete's foot that's unbelievable
34:04uh by the way i left one out this was my favorite john there's some type of fire story
34:08in that back section over there dismembered and burnt in a uh just say yes or no
34:18it's a wonderful example by the way we can see your daughter has called you the gordon ramsay of
34:22psychic mediums you certainly don't sugarcoat you no gotta do you like and has that always been your
34:27style yeah pretty much um how does that help to reckon is it better it i'm just very blunt so
34:33like
34:34if i'm going to be doing a reading for somebody and using my energy to do that i want to
34:37make sure
34:37that they're going to get the most out of the experience and sometimes when you're dealing with
34:41somebody who's kind of wanting to hear from one person and only one person and there are other
34:46people that are trying to come through it can get in the way of the process so energetically it's
34:52like you have to kind of like take control of the session i wish i'd done that during the fire
34:56sauce
34:57interview to be honest no no that was great no no you're doing you're doing much like fire sauce by
35:04the way you're doing big venues now i'll just ask you a question because when you started doing readings
35:09though they would have been a bit more personal a bit more intimate and did that you know with
35:13people's homes i suppose i did i did house parties yeah and did that did when you were doing that
35:17did
35:18things ever get uncomfortable very very uncomfortable example an example would be i had um gone to a
35:25place in new york it's called staten island and i was in a woman's basement uh she was the last
35:30the
35:30owner of the house she was the last person that was getting read her mom had come through and her
35:35mom had
35:35died from an illness however this woman was getting more and more upset and at the end of
35:41the reading she said is she mad at me and i said no and i'm thinking what did i say
35:47that would make
35:47her think that she was mad at her because i didn't say anything that would imply that i said why
35:51do you
35:52think your mom's mad at you and she went because i killed her i would like you all to know
35:58that i was
35:59so chill and so calm in my mind i'm like my appointment books in my car nobody knows where
36:05i'm at i'm in this lady's basement and she just admitted killing her mother and i'm like how did
36:12you do it and basically her mom had really severe illness and she heavily medicated her and she thinks
36:20that she she killed her um we would call that palliative care by today's standards or hospice but back then
36:25she felt responsible as a general rule when you've talked to the dead that are they usually upset at
36:32the people who killed them in that example no okay no radio uh i've got a couple of quick ones
36:39um
36:41yeah get you do you know when you're guessing the the way people have died no guessing no guessing
36:47guessing would imply it's not based on something it's actually based on an energy so i'm i'm interpreting
36:51what i'm seeing what i'm hearing what i'm feeling and then trying to formulate what i feel that is
36:56are the type of deaths though in different countries like are they related to different countries that
37:00they're more for instance in australia when you're doing a tour is it you know mostly melanomas
37:05no but thank you for putting that in my head now there you go that's there that's yours you can
37:09take it if you want um uh all right we only we only hear one side of the conversation yes
37:15do you
37:17do you do you ever talk back to them this is a great question that nobody's ever asked me yes
37:26i told i told you to ask that yeah yeah so many years ago um people would say can i
37:35can you ask them
37:36something for me and i would be like no no no it's only what comes through and then i at
37:40some of those
37:40house parties where i would be reading for people in a group if somebody wasn't getting what it was coming
37:45through i would start saying to them help me like she clearly doesn't know what you want like what is
37:50give me something else and i realized if they're if they're answering my questions why wouldn't they
37:55answer the client's questions so i would say at the end of a session you can ask me questions to
38:00ask them
38:00and sometimes they would answer them sometimes they wouldn't all right i gotta uh ask you about your
38:05new book because the new book is about working with the fbi yes and that's uh there it is chasing
38:11evil
38:13um firstly did you write it yourself or did you have a ghost writer tell me tell us about the
38:22book
38:22and what's it like you know working with the fbi so i three decades ago met a gentleman by the
38:27name
38:27of robert hilton who came to my office to expose me as a fraud and a con because he didn't
38:30like the
38:31fact that he heard me on radio shows doing readings and when he came to me with a real case
38:36with real
38:37evidence about a missing person he also went around his office and brought items that belonged
38:42to co-workers and put it in the same evidence bag and i was able to discern the difference between
38:47the real evidence and the the non you know the control items anyway from that reading um i wound up
38:53helping him on that case and i wound up reading for him and giving him information that he did not
38:59know about his own family and that kind of became the genesis of can you continue to help me i
39:05said if you
39:05keep my name out of stuff i will help you and he said well i want to keep my job
39:08so that's not a
39:09problem and the two of us have worked together and he's now retired from the fbi and this is kind
39:13of like his memoir of our time together wow this is uh that actually makes me like no i'm not
39:19going
39:20to read it hey only because i'm very busy by the way but if you do if you the books
39:25the book's out
39:26john the book's out and also you are touring australia now and uh you can get vip packages which is
39:33i assume food and drink and a meet and greet with your dead nana what what's a what's a vip
39:38what's a vip so a vip ticket is where somebody gets the after event there's a q a after and
39:44then
39:44they get a virtual online event and then they get a three-month membership to um an online channel
39:50that i have it's called evolve plus tv okay there you go scotty where are we chance yeah okay wonderful
39:55all right i i want to i'm going to keep moving it's been it's been genuinely fascinating to talk to
39:59you
39:59i guess next time we speak uh i'll be dead um please thank john edward everyone
40:06back to golliver clark and the news lounge in just a moment
40:28welcome back before we get to the news lounge i want to tell you about denise scott's new stand-up
40:34to
40:34a tickety-boo on sale now get in quick because i'm competing with five songs is that that's their
40:43yeah that's their name yeah well so anything you need to know like is it to be happy with the
40:48show
40:49i'm happy with the show i'm happy with the poster and we're running behind time so just buy tickets
40:55you fools good to finish with a bit of anger scotty i appreciate it now now on this show i
41:02don't have
41:02time to cover all the news the only problem is reading out the news is extremely boring so i made
41:08an executive decision that it would be much more entertaining to hear all the stories we didn't have
41:12time for in song that seems pretty self-explanatory please live from the news lounge please welcome
41:25oliver clark thank you so much and welcome again to the news lounge of this week headlining uh tonight's
41:37news we go to queensland for the latest on oral health hit it
41:49fluoride removed from the water in gimpy yeah conspiracy theorists oh they want the truth
41:59but the sovereign citizens they aren't too wimpy oh no cause they can't handle having just one too
42:11thank you thank you wonderful
42:17wonderful to be here thank you here's the latest story uh you're gonna need to bend an ear for one
42:22two three hit it
42:30festive season getting together with the fam
42:36coals and woolies want you to buy their ham the cost of living makes you say oh damn
42:46let's go cheaper and just get christmas spams yeah let's go cheaper and get christmas spams
42:58thank you so much now let's go overseas shall we for the latest in aeronautical news
43:08hit it this tragic moment
43:15the cargo plane never soared but one silver lining
43:23no aussie's on board no aussie's on
43:29thank you thank you so much
43:34and now let's head over to our finance editor oliver clark thanks oliver
43:50asx bombed it bombed asx bombed gold and silver prices they're going down the john it bombed it bombed
44:01asx bombed it looks like now the market's gone oh yeah yeah it looks like now the market's gone
44:09oh baby it looks like now the market's gone
44:18thank you so much
44:21that was the wonderful oliver clark with the news lounge the wheel of segments is up next
44:31it looks like now the market's gone
44:51welcome back but just before we finish it's time for the and everyone knows how to say it the
44:56wheel of segments
45:04brought to you by brought to you by isis 2 electric boogaloo
45:09whatever the wheel lands on scotty we know how this works that determines
45:12the uh the segment so uh so there's some new segments this week and uh personally i can't wait for
45:18the um uh where is it uh on that no look they're all great yes yes they are i i
45:27can't well i can
45:28anyway yes they're fantastic you deliver a calf i like the idea of that scotty you know i didn't
45:33see that no i'm very good at delivering carbs you know how it works give the wheel a spin i
45:38love this
45:39i am denise streisdale at last i'm mistaken for her all the time here i go are we ready we're
45:47ready
45:51you know i don't like to dance you're a good dancer i'm not a good dancer
45:58this this is going to take a while but um so slur or not a slur it's never landed on
46:04that i should
46:05point out to scotty um paint us you're just gonna i'm just gonna have fun have fun all right there
46:14you go it stopped it stopped on rickshaw karaoke
46:22now i should mention we are currently embroiled in a legal proceedings over the name but
46:27we'll push on because this edition of rickshaw karaoke involves the legendary musician tim rogers
46:33rogers from the iconic band umi i've been watching so much tv
46:43thinner than it should be
46:47i'm like a waterlog no one wants to kick around anymore
46:56got an old demon in here too
47:00but no comb can get through it's all granola and beer
47:07and a calling card and a silk card souvenir
47:11yeah i miss you i sleep there's nothing romantic about the hours i keep but it's the morning when it
47:22starts i don't dress so sharp now i've got a heavy heart
47:29and aatic for my life
47:31i feel like very good
47:32did it scotty big thrill for me brilliant me tim rogers together at last i love that man
47:40uh i should point out uh not everything went to plan though
47:44Doing alright there Sammy?
47:45All good mate, all good
47:47Sammy, are you sure you're right mate?
47:52All good mate
47:53Okay
47:56Tim?
47:57Yeah mate
47:57I'm no good
47:58Okay
47:59Three, four
48:01I miss you like sweet
48:04Don't dress so sharp
48:06Now I've got a heavy heart
48:09Beautiful Sammy
48:10Got it Sammy
48:11Now take me home
48:12How far we got Sammy?
48:13About 15, 20 Ks
48:15Mush Tim, mush!
48:19How good's that Scotty?
48:20I've got to say mush on national television
48:22That's our show
48:23A big thanks to 5 Seconds of Summer
48:25John Edward, Oliver Clark
48:27My very special guest announcer
48:29Denise Scott
48:31Next week
48:32Michael Weatherly
48:32And special guest announcer
48:34Sean McAuliffe
48:34Goodnight Australia
48:39How don't dress so sharp
48:42Now I've got a heavy heart
48:48This is a great question that nobody's ever asked me
48:50Yes
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48:52Yes
48:52Yes
48:53Same
48:54Same
48:54Yes
48:55Same
48:56You
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