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Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 06: Culture Fit
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00:00Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.
00:03Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:04Dougie and Anthony have been working on a brand new product.
00:08Cooking it up. Let's go.
00:10This is the world's first official taste test
00:13of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy applesauce.
00:18Tropical kick.
00:19Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:21Cheers.
00:23Let's do it.
00:25Wow.
00:28My taste buds are opening.
00:30My sinuses are opening.
00:33My mind is like exploding with color.
00:36Now we gotta give it the ratings.
00:47Signing off.
00:48See you next time on the next PJ Snack Attack.
00:51Dessert!
00:56At Trukis Group, our business is your business.
00:59I have come to the decision to explore the sale of rockin' grandmas to the good people of Trukis.
01:05I kind of think she's hot.
01:08You hanging in there?
01:09I'm doing good. I'm still embarrassed and everything.
01:13Oh my God, were you going to propose with that hat on?
01:15Just tell him I left not because I'm embarrassed or something.
01:16Just tell him I had diarrhea. Tell him.
01:24What's up, everyone?
01:25My name is Michael Swinson. I am the unreal hypnotist.
01:27I love your product. I have one in my bag.
01:30Oh, I'm just going to say it. I don't trust him.
01:37Bro.
01:38Bro.
01:49That can be like Arsano.
01:51Yeah, there you go.
01:52Lost in his arms.
01:53Lost in his arms.
01:55Lost in his arms.
02:00Hehehe.
02:06Hey.
02:16today on this schedule we got talent show yeah you know you know i won the talent show last year
02:23okay and i wanted to defend my title you got to gosh i'm so sad i'm gonna miss it i
02:30really am
02:31don't come don't miss it come on i don't know i feel bad about the whole proposal thing
02:36does it feel like cool now if i came back it's like oh yeah whatever water yes man you'll be
02:42welcome back with open arms like this is a family no matter what you guys go through they're gonna
02:47love you and care about you and amy's doing okay yeah yeah absolutely gosh i'll give it some thought
02:57are you guys excited about the talent show today yeah yes every year on the retreat we do a talent
03:04show and everyone gets to impress each other with our different little skills that we probably
03:09wouldn't know about if we're at the office doing our day-to-day jobs yeah any sneak peeks for us
03:15oh no you want to share not from me i have something i want to share oh there may or
03:19may not be an extra
03:21surprise oh all right i miss kevin that's not i really miss him that's what i told him this morning
03:28he didn't he didn't give me a sound frame he said he was going to take his time but he
03:31said he'll think
03:32about coming back he won the talent show last year yeah he sang my way okay and it was beautiful
03:39he has a remarkable voice okay him singing is something i wouldn't pick you know him to do but
03:45i believe it though the one thing i didn't i didn't tell him about yesterday
03:51yeah so we had a pretty boozy late one at the dinner last night
03:55so everybody came in kind of dragging did anyone else get sick last night yeah it was fun glad i
04:02didn't
04:03get hypnotized
04:10i was just saying i bet he's glad he got hypnotized
04:16well i mean yeah what's wrong his neck spider bite first of all i know that things have been
04:27moving at a really rapid pace for you guys okay i get that and i'm sure that some of you
04:32are wondering
04:33how last night affects the deal that i'm negotiating with elizabeth i really think that we're progressing
04:39and this can happen and it's going to be a good thing and we want to get this done before
04:45the end
04:45of the retreat but i have stressed to her your jobs stay intact or there is no deal
04:53so with that being said elizabeth wanted the opportunity to speak with all of you
04:59thank you doug hi everyone um i want to say that you know i really just feel horrible about the
05:07whole hot sauce in the purse kerfuffle so i i really do give you my sincere apology
05:12i put the hot sauce in my purse because i thought it might ingratiate me to you all and i
05:16realized that
05:17was a stupid idea and we make mistakes but we own them at trucus and i hope that you can
05:22see that it
05:23came from a good place so as a gift to you all i called in a huge favor to get
05:29you a very special
05:30speaker today we have graham gertz is our brand strategist and he's going to come here uh in a bit
05:38to really share with you guys some mind-blowing strategies and i hope you guys walk to graham
05:44gertz being open to walking into possibility i want to start by asking a question who here wants to
05:53think outside the box outside the box outside the box okay well you might want to go somewhere else
06:00oh because guess what
06:04there is no box
06:07my friend kendall she calls me a few years ago
06:11when she says gg i want to start a tequila company
06:15i want to call it 213
06:16and i said you got the wrong area code honey it's 818
06:25818 tequila is now the number one selling tequila brand in the nation
06:32wow
06:34in the 22 to 23 year old female demographic number one in the nation
06:40it's okay to applaud
06:43thank you
06:44thank you thank you
06:48we're standing right now
06:50at the base of the second mountain i wouldn't be here
06:54if you guys hadn't already conquered the first mountain now it's about
06:57getting you to where i'm at right second mountain thinking
07:02there i am second mountain here's you guys
07:05right now by the time you get to the second mountain i'll be at a place
07:09people at the second mountain like to call
07:12the third mountain but let's not get ahead of ourselves my team and i put together
07:1810 ideas that will take this company over the second mountain pickleball
07:24like the bottle would be that
07:26i don't know just ideas we don't know
07:28this is a smart bottle
07:30you can hook up the bottle to your phone get the temperature
07:35who knows i don't know
07:39actually this is old this is an old one
07:41virtually no
07:43no this is old nfts old
07:46ai right
07:48that was a good one we want to be doing that
07:51right that's obvious
07:53now i want to talk about the brand
07:55i love what you guys are doing
07:57it's brilliant
07:58i wouldn't touch it
08:01would i tweak it
08:03rockin grandma
08:06where does that come from what's the genesis of that
08:08it's my great grandma
08:09nice i love a personal story
08:12yeah it's really special
08:13it's really special
08:14it really is
08:16but let's let's take a step back here
08:18so
08:20here's a pitch
08:23rockin stepsister
08:26do you have a stepsister?
08:28no
08:29stepsister is the most searched for relative on the internet
08:33or at least on many of the websites me and my team have scoured
08:40because let's just be honest
08:42grandmas right are generally old
08:48you know that's just one knock on them
08:50you really don't like the the stepsister idea
08:54i'm not a fan of it
08:55you're not a fan of it
08:56why
08:58because i think what makes the at least the name jump out is you don't see grandma's rocking out
09:04so i think that's what catches the attention
09:06the cleverness
09:07yeah
09:07okay
09:08stepsister grandma
09:09it's all subjective
09:10it wasn't
09:11sure
09:14he fits in with trucus
09:16he gives the same kind of vibes
09:17the same kind of energy
09:18so um
09:20there's positive negatives to both
09:21well i'm positive he's yanked it to his own stepsister
09:26i don't know i'm gonna be quiet
09:28because i just i personally feel like i'm bringing a lot of negative energy just because
09:32they rubbed me the wrong way so
09:35oh got it obviously a driver with a class
09:38d class class d certification
09:40uh-huh actually hold on a second excuse me uh what time does the talent show begin tonight
09:44why do you care that's our thing
10:16we're making some plans for our performance
10:16let's make sure that trophy stays here
10:22hey guys um you know i told y'all there was going to be a surprise today yes what
10:37i was sort of feeling like i wanted to come back and anthony was like very encouraging he said it's
10:43the water's warm come on back you know so it was like that yeah so um i'm so i'm really
10:48really excited to be back i do want to apologize uh for being inappropriate on the first day of the
10:54retreat and uh i do want to apologize to you uh amy specific to you uh amy specific to you
10:58uh amy
10:58specifically uh for making you feel uncomfortable that day putting you in that position thanks kevin and i'm happy you're
11:03back okay i'm very happy to be back i'm very happy to be back thank you thank you thank you
11:09thank you let's have a good time let's do it yes yeah a good time
11:15kevin are you are you wearing an earring yeah well oh yeah oh no yeah this yeah no yeah yeah
11:20have you always had that earring yeah i've worn this to the office before it's a new one but i've
11:25no i wear this sometimes i've never seen that earring no it's cool no i would notice that right she's
11:31blinging oh it's a new one it's a new one but no i've worn i've worn earrings before oh you're
11:35right on time for this island show which is great i was like i can't miss this thing i can't
11:38miss i gotta i gotta go you're gonna bring us home
11:40it would be i mean have you been practicing i have been practicing yeah um i guess i want to
11:45ask i know you passed the reins of captain fun over to me so i was delegated to be the
11:50host of the talent show this year is that something i can continue to do or would you like to
11:53take over as captain fun you have inherited the role of captain fun so so so anthony will be hosting
11:59the talent show you better yeah yeah i'm looking forward if you're good with it yeah okay okay absolutely i'm
12:03excited to do so
12:04how you doing good oh my god i have to tell you yes um just so you know the other
12:11night we went out there was a hypnotist anthony uh a little tipsy short story anthony and amy hooked
12:17i just wanted you to know just because you're walking back on this you know what i mean no no
12:24no yeah yeah
12:26i appreciate it i appreciate it look of course i appreciate it no i appreciate it yeah the full crew
12:31is back in action
12:33let's get to the seminar room hang back with me for a second i just wanted to say real quick
12:39um uh pj told
12:41me about what happened i just want to say it's all good the heart wants what it wants it's okay
12:46you know
12:47you could it's it's all i'm a big man i can i can take it it's all right i'm not
12:51sure what you mean
12:52you know i'm i'm happy for you you know that's for me yeah happy for me for what
12:57you you i i mean we're adults here you and amy had one night stand that's no no that did
13:02not happen
13:03well what not me the other anthony
13:08yeah that's why i was like i need you to clarify man because you know we need to be on
13:12the same page
13:13about this okay okay oh okay oh so other anthony was hypnotized and then amy had been drinking a bit
13:18so i think that kind of was she hypnotized no she was intoxicated wow other anthony yeah
13:27i mean i guess he's no don't go i guess i guess he's tall he's a tall guy no no
13:32no he's a good guy
13:32you're comparing yourself to him and that's not no no no no i would no no no no no i
13:36wouldn't
13:37i'm not saying he's better marriage material than me or whatever yeah i was saying but he does have
13:41great calves it does occur to me that
13:45because two rocking grandma's employees are now in a physical relationship i'm gonna have to do
13:49like an interview with them i'm gonna have to like basically just like document their relationship
13:53and get their statements and everything hey do you think you could help me out with that
13:56it's just it's basically just i just need a third party witness yeah i got you i got you man
14:01all right man absolutely uh gosh
14:07hello angels it's like angels
14:13we were grills warm hello on the phone is pj making snack tiktoks in this denim beret
14:20this isn't even going to be one i use
14:23it's hard though so the winner always gets this the grammy award you get it and that's my great
14:31grandma and we're not letting trucas get their grubby freckled hands on it that's what's up
14:35come on now nope yeah hey what do you think of this earring oh yeah it looks good they wouldn't
14:43take the ring back so i was like you know what i'm gonna turn that diamond into this oh that
14:48was
14:48the diamond in the ring this is the diamond from the ring okay so that's real ice no no it's
14:52like
14:52the most expensive jewelry ever worn you know i know this is awkward we're all adults here
14:57whatever you need yeah great yeah this is very boilerplate kind of okay and anthony's going to
15:04be our third party witness today so thank you anthony for being here okay um please list below any
15:10relationship uh with any principal officer um this is i think i think we know who the relationship is
15:16is between here between me and another anthony yeah have there been any public displays of affection
15:22witnessed by other employees i mean yes but um because i think pj and anthony saw and you you
15:29attested that too is okay yeah and i would like to say up front that there was just there was
15:34enthusiastic consent from both parties big time passionate consent yeah that's important yeah and
15:41we were we just kept checking in of like um i'd say like is it okay to stick my tongue
15:46in your mouth
15:47yeah and i did the same thing like yes it is okay and is it okay if i stick my
15:52tongue in your mouth
15:53amy and i'd say yes that's fine totally consensual uh thank you for being forthcoming any detail you
16:00want we just want to make sure we're doing this right and that you have all the information this is
16:04all about okay good anthony i don't actually think i have your address on file oh yeah so i don't
16:12really
16:12have an address right now because a large infestation of black mold in my condo had to
16:18move out uh well i kind of need to put down an address of some kind um do you have
16:23any well why
16:24don't you just put you can just put my address for now really well yeah i mean because you so
16:30you
16:30just have like something on file and you i mean you can maybe stay with me that would be honest
16:35you
16:35know i learned an interesting uh spaghetti fact the other one strand of spaghetti is is called a
16:40spaghetto a spaghetto yeah wow okay that is interesting it is interesting right it's kind
16:46of like goose and keys yeah yeah exactly yeah so actually um kevin you can just put my address
16:52for his address oh you're gonna live with her yeah my yeah oh what kind of mattress do you have
17:00it's really bouncy i like firm but i could try you know what uh can you do me a favor
17:07anthony it actually
17:08doesn't matter who asks the question and who witnesses i think it'd be more perfect could you
17:11just ask this just the just this section is that okay yeah okay i'm just gonna witness from uh over
17:18here can you describe the incident in which your relationship crossed from professional into
17:24physical yeah i actually crossed a lot off my bucket list that night but it started because
17:30he brushed my thigh with his hand and at first i was like oh and then i was like oh
17:37so then i kind
17:39of like leaned in and i started sucking on his upper lip and he started kissing my bottom lip and
17:46then
17:46we had switched yeah and i liked it a lot you know i think we're done i think we're done
17:53anyway thank
17:53you guys so much oh no thank you do you feel like you have enough information well we got enough
17:59information oh yeah yeah anthony you think that's enough information yeah yeah
18:11hey anthony so we actually we're gonna have to true because i guess needs a little bit more time so
18:16i'm
18:16just gonna tell him about like 21 minutes damn i'm fine i'm fine throw him last or were they
18:25second to last they wanted to go last but doug's tradition is the winner always goes okay that's
18:29what they had said although we've been in meetings all day with doug to you know close the deal we
18:34still
18:34found time to put together performance that i believe will be unstoppable hi everybody listen up
18:42this is important all right this is called rocking grandma's got talent not trukas got talent right
18:48yeah let's show them what we got huh let's show them who we are yeah grandmas baby let's go
18:54yeah let's go rg's rocking grandma rg's rocking grandma
19:03trukas is gonna go down because we're rocking grandmas and we have to beat trukas so they can
19:08know like okay we don't around with anybody yes i love that oh my gosh you guys you look amazing
19:17how exciting yes y'all ready to have a good night yeah all right all right all right so
19:28she's giving y'all a sneak peek there she is of our grammy the winner of tonight's contest will
19:36receive this grammy awarded by miss marjorie i heard that she is a tough cookie so y'all better give
19:43it
19:43y'all's best and i will be fair but objective so first off we had jackie and her flute
20:02we all agreed to wow marjorie by coming out of the gate hot and then you know people made some
20:07other choices asmr we have these spicy chips let's go for a ride oh my god oh no get him
20:28get him some
20:37oh my god the scene begins come in bones and you are claire coleman i.t
20:47bones is a procedural on the fox network in 14 seasons i agree what do you think of adding a
20:53new
20:53special character to our marriage is it her yes i'm in uh yeah i'll be honest i was getting pretty
21:01nervous because um marjorie hadn't seemed too stoked by anything we did so i knew i had to get up
21:08there
21:08and turn things around for us back in like 2010 2011 i got super into rave culture my homie squiggly
21:16had an extra ticket to hard summer and hook up to some bomb-ass ecstasy so i rolled my balls
21:22off and
21:22hooked up with this like smoking hot chick who just had exes on her nipples so that was kind of
21:27like
21:27the peak moment of my life to that point
21:51things started a little slow but now we're just
21:53totally killing it i mean what a shock pj snack attack with japanese chips the flavors are fish
22:00fish and fish okay so type a makes thieves shout but elizabeth got knocked the out
22:09so they come in here trying to take over our talent show apparently asking to be last yeah they
22:15want to be the last last slot of the talent show we don't play that kevin goes last kevin's going
22:20last do you know what trucus is doing no uh yeah at this point i'm feeling really good about our
22:26chances i mean what's stupid trucus gonna do next up we have what i would like to consider our special
22:33guests from trucus we have them up next so whenever you're ready let's do it we are waiting for uh
22:39trucus
22:40team member to arrive shortly within oh you know what actually they're here so just sit tight so here
22:48we go everybody representing the trucus group someone who needs no introduction who is please give a warm
22:55rock and grandma's welcome to two-time golden globe nominee nine-time grammy nominee multi-platinum
23:04singer songwriter and recording artist it's sia it's sia you guys thank you for coming thank you so much
23:14hi oh wow wow so nice to meet you give it up everyone yes who the is sia what the
23:25hell these people
23:26brought in sia to our company talent show pj you have zero chill i'm sorry girl but it's sia like
23:36sia we're gonna get a private concert from sia guys this is next level bravo looks like i'm
23:45following sia i had no idea she was coming i'm a fan what are you doing well i'm gonna sing
23:50i'm
23:51gonna sing that's a little preview i'm gonna sing kevin has such a good voice he does other can i
23:56see
23:56your bug bite i didn't realize this is so big getcha yeah okay how about that um
24:06uh anthony um can you well we just set up sia in a private guest cabin uh please just make
24:13sure
24:14she has water you know drinks green m&ms whatever she needs okay okay great yeah so um i was
24:20just
24:21kind of sitting over there to be her assistant like get anything she needs um so we just kind
24:24of talked to her like a normal person i didn't act like a fan like pj oh the shade i'm
24:33not ashamed of
24:34being a fan the one thing i do need help with okay is which wig it helps me sometimes if
24:41i see them
24:41on would you mind you want me to put it on yeah normally i have people to help me to
24:46do this but
24:47we're apparently they're a bit low budge here um although they're paying me a ton i'm very grateful
24:55before um going through a divorce oh wow i got the house but he got all the crypto i really
25:01need this
25:01gig hey let's check you out in here all right well do you feel like a pop star uh not
25:10really yeah
25:11it or actually i might go the curly one oh i like this i like the curls better it's better
25:17it just feels
25:18more natural for me yeah and it feels more natural for me too okay so if you're going to introduce
25:23me
25:24i just i'm because i'm a little bit particular i love a little bit of pizzazz says okay i've got
25:29a
25:30special outfit and i it will fit you and you look amazing in it and stop checker barna what do
25:35you
25:36say well there we go fabulous all right weak ankles oh thank you guys so as you guys know we
25:48have a
25:49really special guest with us here tonight give it up for see
26:13it was cool that they brought someone in but you know i did honestly expect them to like perform
26:19themselves it would have been nice to see what they could do too but she killed it
26:43i'm sorry i couldn't resist it nah i get it that song was a banger oh my god i forgot
26:50my underpants
26:53i'm sweating a lot i'm losing my voice i feel very hot
26:57i love cheap thrills
27:12thank you so much have we got anyone else i'm gonna join you yeah how about that guys
27:23oh wasn't that amazing yeah i got it all right all right all right thank you so our final act
27:29is the
27:30two-time champion and he's here to defend his title give it up for kevin
27:39that's time for a real singer to take the mic let's get a real singer on the mic go kevin
27:45go kevin
27:47reigning champ reigning champ you can do it thank you see ya
28:00yeah you know i normally do an old standard song but i decided to mix it up tonight not sure
28:07why
28:32he loves amy and he thought that they were dating
28:34so he proposed to her
28:36she said no
28:37we're just best friends
28:39oh good doc
29:10i thought kevin rocked
29:13yeah i was really impassioned
29:14he left his heart out there
29:16yeah i thought it was beautiful
29:18what the hell am i doing here
29:24i don't belong here
29:29i don't belong here
29:35wow give it up for kevin
29:38yeah that's what i'm talking about
29:41that's what i'm talking about
29:44kevin that was amazing
29:46truly like that was
29:49personal beautiful
29:51loud wow i'm like moved
29:53i think i appreciate it thank you
29:55i mean i just think the world of marjorie
29:57i think she didn't have to say that
29:59it really made me feel good and everything
30:00and um i don't know if she's single actually
30:03marjorie
30:06oh no i've learned my lesson i'm not going to propose in public to her
30:12no i wouldn't do that no no
30:16kevin
30:18i caught that song honestly just blew me away
30:21great are you saying we won
30:24oh no no the winner is siya are you freaking giving it
30:28what am i winning
30:30a grammy
30:32this is my first f***ing grammy you guys
30:35awesome
30:38and then she just left
30:39you should have just got on the bus with her
30:51oh my god
30:52grammy you guys come on
30:54bye siya
30:55bye
30:56guys jump a little
30:57bye yes
30:59she's jumping you guys
31:00you want to mirror people they like you when you do that
31:03okay you know what let's keep it going keep the party going
31:06my arms getting tired
31:07i thought that was a bit much when like when she left
31:10we like had to jump and wait for like 20 minutes
31:13bye
31:14bye
31:16can i just say
31:18trick is for the win
31:22i mean i do think trick is cheated a little bit by bringing siya
31:25at the same time i'm not trying to take away from the moment it is
31:27definitely exciting to you know even be around her get to talk to her and like
31:31interact with her it's crazy it's crazy but i do feel bad for dougie though
31:35tonight did not go the way he wanted it to
31:38stupid talented siya
31:40oh look at me i got a voice or an angel
31:42doug can we finish up some of the talks in the business center
31:45yes i'll talk to you soon
31:46all right
31:47all right have a great night with everything that happened tonight how are you feeling about
31:51the potential trucus deal
31:52i felt you know a little confused honestly when siya showed up but i trust doug and they
31:59do they do have the resources that we want to grow and i heard she signed some things for
32:04you guys she signed my vision board and she said to pj love siya it was cool she came but
32:10siya told me that trucus paid her a bunch of money to perform so that tells you all you
32:15need to know about them
32:17facts i mean these people paid money to win our family company's talent show that's psychotic
32:25dog i mean oh excuse me uh excuse me sorry for interrupting but uh big news okay we have a
32:40deal
32:41we have a deal we have a deal wow uh we're signing the papers tomorrow
32:46yeah you know can you okay i trust him i trust him yeah
32:59on the next episode of company retreat this is the end of art retreat but the beginning of a new
33:05era for rockin' grandma
33:09and let's open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on this is just our way of welcoming
33:15you all to the trucus family
33:19we've been cooking up a pretty awesome idea i'm really excited and i really think it could be huge
33:25dad if trucus thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want to do
33:30they're in for a rude awakening amen to that
33:33the trucus family
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