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00:09Tonight, join Lloyd Langford, Melanie Bracewell, Tommy Little, Ron Lewis and Sam Payne.
00:17As we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, our special guest host, Ed Cavalli.
00:29Good evening, Australia. I'm Ed Cavalli, filling in for Tom Gleisner.
00:33This is the prize I got for coming last on The Amazing Race.
00:36Great to have your company as we once again dissect the news of the week.
00:40And we've gathered five experienced news hounds to do the dissecting.
00:43Soon to be seen on Talking About Your Gen, right here on 10, it's Tommy Little.
00:50She's just released her YouTube special, Who's Talking? We know who. It's Bron Lewis.
00:57The man with the biggest CD collection in Australia, it's Lloyd Langford.
01:03Netballing comedian and co-host of The Cheap Seats, it's Melanie Bracewell.
01:09And, of course, bringing up the rear, it's Mr Sam Payne.
01:17Tommy, welcome. Lovely to have you. The first time on the show this year.
01:20And you've recently done the Big Five Marathon in South Africa.
01:24Have a look at this.
01:26Jeez Louise.
01:27Mate, how did it go? It looks pretty tough.
01:30Oh, there was like 23 k's of it was in soft sand.
01:33It was in searing heat. There was wild animals everywhere.
01:36Honestly, most people would have struggled, but I found it pretty easy.
01:40OK. I thought you might say that.
01:43So how do you explain this?
01:45Oh.
01:47Oh, yeah, sorry.
01:48That's right.
01:48I ended up in a hospital bed on an IV drip.
01:51Oh, my God.
01:52There was two 70-year-olds manning that hospital bed, right?
01:56And they were Germans and they took four times to get a needle in me.
02:00At one time, they put it in my hand and my hand just started filling up with fluid.
02:04And they were like, oh, is it not right?
02:08And then finally, when they got it in the fourth time, they said, and now we wait.
02:15And I said, what do we wait for?
02:17And they go, the ambos.
02:20And I said, if you're not ambos, who are you?
02:23And they go, we are volunteers.
02:26And then when I looked at them shop, they just went, ah, bit of fun.
02:31Stan?
02:32I just wanted to clarify, you know, because you're the host tonight.
02:35Are you allowing accents tonight?
02:38Am I ever.
02:40Ed said before the show, as long as they're really bad.
02:43And I said, don't worry, Ed, I gotcha.
02:44Yeah.
02:46Welcome, Mel.
02:47Now, I know you like to do some strange things in your life, but what on earth is going on
02:52here?
02:54Oh.
02:55Look at your letters.
02:56Flickers.
02:57Well, I work at Channel 10, so that's making ends meet.
03:03No, I did a corporate for, like, an accounting software.
03:08Yeah, I know.
03:10I've become a completely corporate sellout, or as we call it in the business, doing an id
03:16cavallon.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:16Sorry.
03:18I'm excited.
03:21Lloydie, lovely to see you, Lloyd.
03:23And this interesting image popped up on socials recently.
03:27Care to explain, young man?
03:28Yeah, I just thought I would embrace some Australian culture.
03:31Ah.
03:32And I found this giant canister of nitrous oxide, and I'd never done it before, so I
03:40thought, maybe I'll start with that.
03:43By good, before you mean, obviously, making cream puffs.
03:47Making.
03:47Of course.
03:49No, sure you mean doing nanks.
03:50No.
03:51No, no.
03:53No, no one means that.
03:54Because when I do them, my voice-in.
03:57No, no, no.
03:57You've got an IV.
03:58All right.
03:59I'm a volunteer.
04:00I've just posted that up for a laugh, and old people are calling me Lord
04:04Nungford.
04:10All right, this is a family show.
04:11I think we'll leave it there and get started.
04:14Hands on buzzers.
04:16Let's kick off with news from home, and...
04:19Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally spoken to...
04:22Spoken to who?
04:24Tommy.
04:25Uh, the doctors of Turkey, and he's going to get hair, tits and teeth.
04:30No.
04:31Sammy.
04:32It's Peter Dutton, and he's finally conceded.
04:35Is that right?
04:37No.
04:38Who's he got?
04:38Lloydy?
04:39He's finally spoken to all of Barnaby Joyce's children.
04:43Next question, Mel.
04:45Uh, I think it's Donald Trump.
04:47Correct.
04:47They had a chat.
04:47They had a chat.
04:48President Trump, 10 points.
04:50Deputy PM Richard Marles and Penny Wong were in Japan this week to discuss what?
04:55Mel.
04:55The new human centipede.
04:57Oh.
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59That's amazing.
05:01Lloyd.
05:02How to get superglue off your hands.
05:04LAUGHTER
05:05No.
05:06No.
05:07Bronny?
05:07Um, it was a convention for weak chins.
05:11LAUGHTER
05:19Uh, Sam.
05:20Is that on the card?
05:21It's not, no.
05:23It's shocking.
05:23I'm going to go with, um, security.
05:26Security and foreign policy.
05:28Hey, can I just stop you?
05:30Before the show, I just want to, I asked Melanie Braceful, just as a, you know, a bit of smolt.
05:34A bit of small talk.
05:36Hey, what'd you do last night, Mel?
05:37Gotcha.
05:38Your reply?
05:38I wrote a mechanical bull.
05:41LAUGHTER
05:43What?
05:43Is that the best answer ever?
05:45How?
05:45Why?
05:46Why?
05:47Where?
05:47How do I get these corporates?
05:49LAUGHTER
05:51All right, we'll come back to that.
05:53Senators Pauline Hanson and Jacinta Price caused a stir.
05:56Both defying the rules of Parliament, standing up and making speeches while covering themselves in...
06:02Covering themselves in what?
06:04Lloyd.
06:05White pointy hods.
06:07LAUGHTER
06:12No, Mel.
06:14It was more offensive.
06:15Lynx Africa.
06:17LAUGHTER
06:18No.
06:19Was it the Australian flag?
06:20It was.
06:20I know this is Bobcatter had the Lebanese one.
06:22Of course it is.
06:24LAUGHTER
06:28Moving on.
06:29This was big news.
06:31It's being called the largest class action settlement in Australian history.
06:35Mmm, what is it?
06:37Lady, is it your protein powder?
06:39Shut up.
06:40LAUGHTER
06:41Shut up.
06:42Shut up.
06:43Mel, Mel, Mel's got something she'd like to say to you on behalf of the whole panel.
06:47I just don't think you're allowed to say shut up.
06:49Sorry.
06:52Faking names.
06:53No, go on.
06:54What is it, Sam?
06:55It's the class action about the, you know, the debt, the RoboCop debt or whatever.
06:59Not RoboCop.
07:00Robo.
07:01Rubbish.
07:01Sammy, I'm going to give it to you.
07:03Robo-debt victims are getting a further $475 million in compensation.
07:08So not RoboCop.
07:11No.
07:12Sorry about that.
07:12Huge day in China on Wednesday.
07:23What occasion is President Xi Jinping marking?
07:26Bronny.
07:26That's a rap battle.
07:29Cheers.
07:32Bronny.
07:33How good is it when your friend gets a car with a sunroof?
07:36Oh, yeah.
07:36It's so good.
07:37It's so good.
07:39You know they'd be like,
07:40Oi, oi, Xi, get down.
07:43Gee, I just got my pee plates.
07:46And thank you for doing that accent.
07:48All right.
07:51No, Sam.
07:52Fine, I'll take this one.
07:56It's the anniversary of the first time an Asian person was accused of being a bad driver.
08:03And they're just taking it very slowly.
08:07Very slowly.
08:08I think it's the end of the Second World War, the 80th anniversary.
08:13Yeah, Victory Day Parade, 80th anniversary of Japan's WW2 surrender.
08:18To breaking news on Friday.
08:20One of the biggest names in the fashion world has died.
08:23Known for his elegance, innovation and timeless style.
08:26Is being remembered as the king of Italian fashion.
08:30Oh, they speak, of course, of...
08:31Mel.
08:32Luigi Taro Cash.
08:40Once again, that's another accent.
08:41I know, I did, I did.
08:43I just did the head.
08:44I didn't do the voice.
08:45Germany, Italy.
08:46It's not a bad list.
08:47Tommy.
08:47This one's just for pangy.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Fabio.
08:50Okay.
08:51I can't believe it's not Fabio.
08:54No.
08:55Incorrect.
08:56Next speaker, Bronny.
08:57It was Giorgio Armani.
08:58It was Giorgio...
09:00Holy hell, he's...
09:03He has passed.
09:04He looks like a handbag.
09:07Ooh, busy week at the Vatican.
09:12All right, what's going on there?
09:14Mel.
09:15It's not a very protective helmet.
09:21No.
09:22Yeah, Tommy.
09:24Controversially, join the Hell's Angels legend.
09:28No, you're so close.
09:30It's the father, the son and the Harley spirit.
09:32Wow.
09:33That's good.
09:33No points, but that is great.
09:36Uh, Sam.
09:37No, hello.
09:39Sorry, you, uh...
09:41All the foreign people look the same.
09:43Yeah, that's right.
09:45Uh, Lloyd.
09:46I think they're called, like, bikers for Jesus or something,
09:49or they gave the poor a motorbike.
09:52100% correct.
09:53Pope Leo was gifted a motorcycle from the Jesus bikers.
09:56We've got to take a break.
09:57Back with more, have you been paying attention?
10:38We're back, you're watching Have You Been Paying Attention.
10:42Now, just before we return to questions,
10:45Lloydy, I see you've been in Noosa recently.
10:48Yes.
10:49Look at you.
10:49We turned up in the same outfit,
10:52so I quickly got out on my sundress and put that t-shirt on.
10:56And looks different.
10:59You've got to keep things fresh, you know.
11:01Oh, yeah.
11:02I've never seen a man look more uncomfortable at a beach.
11:05You look four years old.
11:08Somehow you look 80 and 8.
11:10Yeah.
11:12Lloyd, who is that woman?
11:13She runs a website.
11:20Um...
11:20No more.
11:21That's it. No, no worries.
11:23Say no more.
11:26I thought it was going to be sketchy, Lloyd,
11:27but you really covered it up well.
11:31All right, let's get back to some questions,
11:33hands-on buzzers.
11:34This is interesting.
11:36The top 10 names that are least likely to secure a job
11:39have been revealed.
11:40What's the number one name?
11:42Mel.
11:43Peter Dutton.
11:46Lloyd.
11:47Adolf Bin Laden.
11:55Tommy, I hope you're about to do the accent of Adolf Bin Laden.
12:00Don't.
12:02What is the name, Tommy?
12:03I weirdly think it's Rita.
12:05You are weirdly correct.
12:06That's my middle name.
12:08That's your middle name?
12:09Have you ever used it in a job application?
12:11Well, I won't anymore.
12:12OK.
12:13Pass it tonight, by the way.
12:14It might be Ed.
12:15Shut up.
12:22It's the last one we'll do.
12:23Here we go.
12:24This is exciting.
12:25I think we have a special video quiz master,
12:29Bindi Irwin, standing by.
12:31G'day, Bindi.
12:31G'day, guys.
12:32I wanted to pop on here and share a little bit
12:34of a life update with you.
12:36We have officially moved to...
12:38Oh, moved to...
12:40Tommy.
12:41Poaching?
12:43Poaching?
12:46No.
12:47Definitely not, Mel.
12:49I think it's the traditional spot for a Bindi,
12:51I think, in the middle of the forehead.
12:56No.
12:56Run.
12:57No, they've moved to Florida.
12:58Haven't they?
12:59Well, you're close.
12:59It's in that country.
13:01Oh, America.
13:05Do United States of.
13:09They have moved to America.
13:15God, no.
13:17Yes.
13:21Yes.
13:23Yes.
13:25Lloyd.
13:25They moved to Los Angeles.
13:26He's got it.
13:27Oh, no, let's see if you're right.
13:29Los Angeles.
13:30Not forever.
13:31Just for the next three months,
13:33Australia Zoo will always be home.
13:35You've got it, Lloydy.
13:36L.A.
13:36And halfway through Seg 2.
13:38We've already broken you.
13:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:41So I was back in the pool.
13:42Is it moving if it's only three months?
13:45No.
13:45That's a holiday.
13:47All right, here we go.
13:48To a bizarre moment at the U.S. Senate.
13:50This is what you could end up looking like if you eat.
13:58If you eat.
13:59Ron.
14:00It's protein power.
14:04Oh, no.
14:05Yeah, Mel.
14:06Those little silica gel packets.
14:12No, yeah, but we had it on the show a little while ago.
14:15Yeah, Mel, go on.
14:15This is like radioactive shrimp or something.
14:18You've got it, radioactive shrimp,
14:19which were recently recalled from U.S. stores.
14:22One of my kids came out looking like that.
14:26All right, it's time to look at all things A-List.
14:37And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
14:39by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:41It's a bit rock and roll.
14:43I'll go.
14:50Here we go, Travis.
14:52Oh, Bluey made a huge announcement on Friday.
14:56Tommy.
14:57Black and Whitey for colourblind kids.
15:01That's all.
15:02No, Ron.
15:03I know this.
15:03As a mother, I know it.
15:04She's getting dis-sexed.
15:07That's incorrect yet, Bluey.
15:08Yes, Lloydy.
15:09There's a movie coming out in two years or 14 years if you're a dog.
15:17Yeah, 10 points to release date of the Bluey movie.
15:20I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.
15:24Hi, everyone.
15:25I'm Maria Bakalova.
15:26I'm Danielle Brooks.
15:27I guess I must be Natasha Lyonne.
15:29Anyway, we're here from the new animated movie, The Bad Guys 2.
15:33Now, you see, in the film, the bad guys team up with us,
15:36an all-female crew from one last heist.
15:39What's our group's name?
15:41Hmm.
15:42What's the name of their group, Lloyd?
15:45It's either the biologists or the physicists,
15:47because I'm not seeing any chemistry.
15:55No.
15:56Sam, they're called The Bad Girls.
15:59Oh, well...
16:00Which is the same website that Lloyd...
16:03LAUGHTER
16:03LAUGHTER
16:06Let's move on swiftly and see if you're right.
16:09The Bad Girls.
16:11Jesus Christ.
16:13Give it another go, ladies.
16:15What's this?
16:16Mel, they did.
16:17OK, so...
16:18Emotional moment for Dwayne The Rock Johnson in Venice.
16:22Oh, no.
16:23APPLAUSE
16:25Aw, what's brought him to tears?
16:27Mel?
16:28Just got beaten by the paper.
16:31LAUGHTER
16:37No, Tommy.
16:39I think he just had to smell one of his own protein farts.
16:43LAUGHTER
16:45It's a big moment for him, Lloydy.
16:47His movie got a stunning ovation.
16:49Yeah, ten points, Lloydy.
16:50It was a 15-minute ovation for his...
16:52A 15-minute standing ovation?
16:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:55That seems long.
16:56Yeah, it's almost like not a standing ovation,
16:58more like they're just happy it's over.
17:00LAUGHTER
17:01..for his new film,
17:02The Smashing Machine, at the Venice Film Festival.
17:05Oh, I believe we have some very special video quiz masters
17:08standing by.
17:09Hi, everyone, I'm Kate McKinnon.
17:11And I'm Zoe Chow.
17:12And I'm Shuta Gatwell from Searchlight's new film,
17:15The Roses.
17:15OK, so, guys, the question is...
17:19The Roses is an adaptation of what famous 1980s movie?
17:24OK, what famous 1980s movie is The Roses, based on Sam?
17:29Is it, um, In the Name of the Rose?
17:32Jesus.
17:34LAUGHTER
17:35No, no, no, we're going to deal with the silence here.
17:38So...
17:38LAUGHTER
17:39I'll defend it.
17:40Explain to everyone what In the Name of the Rose is.
17:44LAUGHTER
17:45It's a thriller set in a 14th-century Italian monastery
17:49where Sean Connery played a Franciscan monk.
17:52LAUGHTER
17:55And...and is deserving of another look.
17:59LAUGHTER
18:01Uh, Bron.
18:02Is it The War on the Roses?
18:04Oh, let's see if you're right.
18:06And the answer is...
18:09What's happening?
18:10The War on the Roses.
18:12They were way more fun than those three.
18:14LAUGHTER
18:15Oh, the goggleboxers weren't happy.
18:19No!
18:20Why?
18:21Why?
18:22Oh, gross.
18:24Oh, what were they watching?
18:26Lloydy.
18:27Bad guys, too?
18:28LAUGHTER
18:33Sammy, you know Mel's segment on the cheap set,
18:36Across the Ditch?
18:38Is that it?
18:40And...and...
18:41Is that your first accent for the evening, young man?
18:43I believe it was.
18:46He's on the board.
18:49He's on the board.
18:52Uh, no, what were they watching?
18:53Goggleboxers, not happy big show.
18:55Yet, Mel?
18:56Uh, Gogglebox.
18:57LAUGHTER
18:58I did say big show.
19:00So, ah, the...
19:01Oh, Tommy, it's a reveal.
19:03Tommy?
19:03It was the, uh, room...
19:05The block.
19:05Yeah, mate, I'll give it to you.
19:07The block living room reveals.
19:09We've got to take a break.
19:10Back with our special guest,
19:11Streetmaster, right after this.
19:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:29And it's time to meet our special guest, quizmaster, she's one of Australia's most loved music journalists and broadcasters, the
19:37voice of Double J, creator of the Take 5 podcast and TV series, and this year, celebrating 20 years at
19:43Triple J.
19:44Please say hello to Zan Rowe.
19:46APPLAUSE
19:50How are you going?
19:51I feel very old.
19:52You're not very old.
19:53Not at all.
19:54No, first things first, congratulations.
19:5620 years on the airwaves.
19:58Amazing.
20:00Double J, uh, podcasting.
20:03We got a little, uh, a little celebration in the studio there.
20:06Incredible.
20:06Yes, I inhaled all of the healing and rose and then did my show sounding a lot different.
20:11Do you remember the...
20:11Nang Rowe.
20:13LAUGHTER
20:16I mean, that's how we do it at the ABC.
20:18Now, Take 5, you've sat down with some of the biggest names in the biz.
20:21We are talking Paul McCartney.
20:22We're talking Kylie Minogue.
20:24Noel Gallagher.
20:25Lloyd Langford.
20:26Oh.
20:28Jeez, that dropped off a quiz.
20:31Hang on, has he, has Lloyd done it?
20:33Has Lloyd done it?
20:33Lloyd and Anne did a Take 5 together in the thick of lockdowns, and let's just say it
20:39was a loose conversation.
20:40Oh, wow.
20:42Oh, there they are.
20:42There they are on Zoom.
20:43Lloyd, what do you remember of your experience?
20:45I remember recommending a Lee Scratch Perry dub track that then you had to try and find.
20:51Yes.
20:51And you weren't happy about.
20:52You look like...
20:53No, it was great.
20:54I mean, I feel like you were showing your, um, your musical smarts by really making us
20:57hunt for something.
20:58Your camera looks like it's on a doorbell.
21:01LAUGHTER
21:07She wouldn't let me in the hole.
21:11Wow.
21:11Now, we're getting back to the big names.
21:13They're Robbie Williams.
21:13Now, do you ever get nervous when you're about to, you know, speak to someone that massive?
21:16Yeah, I mean, Robbie's a charmer.
21:18Anybody who knows Robbie and has met him knows he's an absolute charm agent.
21:21Did you see what you did there, Sam?
21:22That's...
21:23Anyone that knows Robbie.
21:24LAUGHTER
21:25That's good.
21:26Well, he's basically Australian, isn't he?
21:27But, um, no, I think that most people who have been in the business for a long time are
21:31in the business because they know how to act in the business.
21:34They are good people.
21:35But musicians are often, like, trying to be cool, aren't they?
21:37No, they've survived because they're nice people.
21:39Zan, you know, they're very impressive names.
21:41You know, recently, Ed emceed a breakfast for Essendon Fields Shopping Centre.
21:46Oh, huge!
21:48LAUGHTER
21:49You know what?
21:52You just...
21:53As someone who was born and bred in Essendon, that is a huge coup.
21:56Are you from Essendon?
21:56I'm from Essendon.
21:57Mate, there is the sickest DFO out there.
22:00LAUGHTER
22:01And he's still getting paid.
22:03I thought he'd actually managed to go.
22:05And anyone who knows Essendon Fields Shopping Centre.
22:09See, Mel, you're getting good at this corporate gear.
22:11I'm impressed.
22:12Now, season four of the hit TV series, Take Five, is about to hit our screens.
22:17And not only you host it, you created it, you write it, and it is...
22:22This is a huge line-up.
22:22What about Mr Kevin Bacon in the house?
22:25Thank you very much.
22:26Wow.
22:26Give us a little Kevin Bacon tidbit.
22:29I swore loudly when the email came through saying Kevin is interested
22:32in doing Take Five.
22:33Wow.
22:34He's a lovely guy.
22:35Like, he sings to his goats.
22:37He's got a farm in Connecticut.
22:38If you follow him, like, five million other people do on social media,
22:41you know he loves music.
22:42And him and his wife, Keira Sedgwick, sing to their goats.
22:46They do covers of Chapel Rowan's Hot To Go.
22:49They sing Frank Ocean.
22:52That implies a hot to go.
22:53That implies you're about to make a ragu.
22:57Can I just point out...
22:58I just wanted to compliment you, Ed.
23:00This is one of the more interesting and the best chats with a guest
23:03that we've had on this show.
23:05And, Tom, if you're watching...
23:08See that, mate?
23:09That's how you do it.
23:10Yeah.
23:16I'll get his carry to pass the message on.
23:19So, now, top of the list.
23:20Dream interview...
23:21Someone that you haven't interviewed yet, who's top of the list?
23:24Dolly Parton.
23:27Dolly Parton.
23:28Um, now, as...
23:29Yes.
23:30Sorry, Zan, she's not.
23:34You don't know that.
23:36You don't know that.
23:37Sometimes it's nice to let people dream, but I'm tired.
23:40You don't know.
23:41So, when you take you back, when you were a teenager,
23:44what was on your bedroom wall when you were back then,
23:45when you were just a fan of music?
23:47Well, I had a lot of...
23:51Sorry, Ed, that was a sus question.
23:54I used to love Bross.
23:55Do you remember Bross?
23:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, I do.
23:57There was a great documentary about them a few years ago,
24:00and I used to be obsessed with Bross.
24:01So, I had lots of posters of Bross.
24:03They may not have been obsessed with you.
24:06Not watching either.
24:07So, you just go around the room, post from the wall.
24:10Who did you have on your bedroom?
24:11I remember my sister had lots of magazines.
24:13I didn't have any magazines,
24:13but I knew my dad had a colour printer at work,
24:15and so I'd go,
24:16Dad, can you just print me out another photo of Mary Kat and Ashley
24:19to put on my book?
24:21And he was like,
24:21I can't do it anymore.
24:22It looks creepy.
24:25What about you, Lloyd?
24:26Who did you have on your wall or ceiling?
24:28I had Theolornius Monk.
24:31It's a jazz musician.
24:33I was just being silly.
24:36Tommy, who did you have?
24:37I had Ward Nangford.
24:39No, I had the Chili Peppers.
24:40Chili Peppers, of course.
24:41I had JTT.
24:42Very cool.
24:43Taylor Thomas.
24:44Hang, who did you have on the wall?
24:45Just Chairman Mao.
24:46Of course.
24:53Xan has kindly agreed to ask you lot some questions.
24:57Yes.
24:57Perfect.
24:58Here we go.
24:58My dad used to print it out at work, too.
25:00It was great.
25:01All right.
25:02The number one album this week on the ARIA charts is...
25:06Sam, I know this.
25:07Do you?
25:08K-pop Demon Hunters.
25:10Yes.
25:11K-pop Demon Hunters soundtrack.
25:12Yep.
25:13Have you seen it?
25:14Absolutely.
25:14That's Rumi, that's Zoe and Mira,
25:17and they go against the Saja boys.
25:25You know, it's very popular.
25:26It's the number one show on Netflix.
25:27How do I sound?
25:28No, never mind.
25:29All right.
25:29So, here we go.
25:30Next question.
25:33Rapper Cardi B spoke outside court.
25:36Super, completely innocent.
25:37I know I got a little...
25:38I know I got a little reputation,
25:40but I swear to God I'm innocent.
25:41I swear to God.
25:43Like, I'm really innocent for real.
25:48She's innocent of what?
25:50I actually don't know, but whatever it is,
25:53she definitely did it.
25:56Innocent of...
25:57Yes, Tommy.
25:58I know this one because I love Cardi.
26:00She's innocent of assaulting a security guard,
26:03and in the court,
26:05because they said that Cardi called the security guard fat,
26:07and they said,
26:07do you think she's fat?
26:08And Cardi just went...
26:14Correct.
26:15She won her civil lawsuit case.
26:17The jury cleared her of assault charges.
26:19Fantastic.
26:20But not of disses.
26:21OK, next question.
26:22Here's an intriguing scene from a Paris fashion show.
26:24It's the debut collection of which celebrity?
26:28Wrong.
26:28Far lap.
26:31Now, I think this is Post Malone.
26:34Yeah.
26:34Yes, Posty, also known as Austin Post,
26:37who's a rapper,
26:38has gone out with his own fashion line.
26:39So his name for short is Oz Post.
26:46But you'll only get that fashion delivered once every three days.
26:50Excellent.
26:51Next question.
26:52Oh, this is an exciting one.
26:53It was a special day for Mariah Carey.
26:59Oh, my gosh!
27:03What did they just unveil?
27:06She just got her dad to print that at work.
27:09It took like a year.
27:12That's good.
27:13Tommy?
27:13I don't know what it was,
27:14but it set off every dog's ear.
27:18Ronnie?
27:19That's the cover of her new album, isn't it?
27:21Yes.
27:22The cover for her new album, Here For It All.
27:23And isn't that the same as every other album she's ever released?
27:27She's got a great aesthetic.
27:29Assistency.
27:30Have you reached out to Mariah's People?
27:31Yes.
27:32As soon as she was announced for Fridays Live,
27:33I wrote an email and it was very quickly responded to.
27:36With?
27:36The negative.
27:37OK.
27:38All right.
27:39Next question.
27:40People magazine got an exclusive tell-all.
27:42It's a miracle I'm alive.
27:44Who's the cover star?
27:45Wrong.
27:46This hasn't aged well.
27:47That's Ozzy Osbourne.
27:50Is it the biblical character, Lazarus?
28:01No.
28:03Mel?
28:03Tom Gleisner.
28:05Yes.
28:06She's your close.
28:07You're really close.
28:08Like Tom.
28:09Bron?
28:10Is it Charlie Sheen?
28:11You got it.
28:11It is Charlie Sheen.
28:13Original title.
28:14Two and a half grams.
28:15We've got to take a break.
28:16You can catch Zan and all her fabulous guests
28:18on the brand-new series of Take 5,
28:20launching tomorrow night on ABC iview.
28:22Would you please thank Zan Rowe?
28:38And it's time for our one-on-one challenge
28:41where we put each of our contestants
28:43individually to the test.
28:44And, of course, it's the beginning of September,
28:46which can only mean one thing.
28:49Oh, that's right.
28:50Screen this extra.
28:55Right.
28:56All right, the rules are simple.
28:58We show each of you a clip featuring some nature advice.
29:01All you have to do is answer a question.
29:03Sam, let's start with you.
29:10Hey, before you start, yes, can we just take a moment, please,
29:14and reflect on the life choices you've made
29:16that have led to this.
29:19I feel like you've taken on the persona.
29:21As soon as you put the flower crown on, you're like...
29:23Yeah, yeah.
29:24Never felt more me.
29:25All right.
29:27Sam, national treasure and friend of the show Costa
29:30has some down-to-earth advice for your compost bin.
29:33One of the top questions I get asked all the time is,
29:37Costa, what things can I put in my compost bin?
29:40Think of it as two teams.
29:42The brown ingredients and the green ingredients.
29:45What are green materials?
29:48They could be food scraps from your kitchen
29:50or garden clippings.
29:52What are brown ingredients?
29:53Mmm, Sam.
29:57What brown ingredients need to go in the compost bin?
30:00Well, you know I'm a man of the land.
30:02I do.
30:02And, um...
30:03Sorry.
30:05No, I love it.
30:06I love getting out there in the...
30:08Go on.
30:08What's it called?
30:10The garden.
30:11The garden.
30:12The garden.
30:14So, he said the green ingredients for compost.
30:17You want the brown ingredients.
30:18I want the brown ingredients that need to go
30:20in the compost bin, please.
30:21Well, I think it's, um...
30:24I think it's a lot of...
30:26It's like branches and...
30:29It's wood.
30:32It's...
30:33Sorry.
30:34Branches and wood.
30:35Have you ever been in a garden?
30:38Yeah, it's more an estate.
30:39OK.
30:40No.
30:41Yeah, go on.
30:42Go on.
30:42Yeah.
30:42Branches, wood.
30:43Gravy.
30:44Gravy.
30:46Branches and wood.
30:48OK.
30:48And newspaper and things that have carbon
30:51in them.
30:51That's what that part of the...
30:53Of a compost is involving.
30:55Do you know what?
30:55That's a very involved answer.
30:57Let's see if you're right.
30:58Sticks.
30:59Paper, cardboard or even newspaper.
31:02Mate, ten points.
31:03Ten points.
31:08Can I go now?
31:09Yes.
31:10You may leave.
31:11OK.
31:12Well done.
31:12OK, Bron, your turn.
31:14Now, TikToker Sarah, with just under
31:16half a million followers, has a top tip
31:19on cultivating root vegetables.
31:21Are you growing carrots that look like
31:22this, but you prefer them to look like
31:24this?
31:25If you want to grow bumper carrots, it's
31:26all about the soil.
31:28So before you sow them, make sure you
31:29give the soil a good dig over.
31:31And you need to remove...
31:32Oh.
31:33So if you want a comely carrot...
31:35What?
31:36Sorry?
31:38So if you want a comely carrot, you need
31:40to...
31:40You need to remove what?
31:42Is this from Lloyd's website?
31:44No.
31:45This is from TikToker Sarah.
31:48OK, it is the worst when you pull it out
31:50and it looks wrong.
31:51So I think...
31:55So what do I have...
31:56If you want a comely carrot, you need
31:59to remove what you need to remove
32:00from the soil.
32:01You're going to remove the carrot
32:02from the soil.
32:05Before that.
32:06Before that.
32:07You want me to plant the...
32:07You remove the brown waste.
32:10Final answer?
32:11Be the carrot.
32:11What did you say, Tommy?
32:12Just be the carrot.
32:13Think, what would I need
32:14if I was a carrot?
32:16Yeah, there you go.
32:16You're being the carrot
32:17and the carrot says,
32:18I want...
32:19What the...
32:20Fertiliser.
32:21I feel upset.
32:23Is it...
32:24Do you know what?
32:24Final answer is...
32:25Fertiliser.
32:26Sam?
32:26Seriously, can I go?
32:27Yes.
32:29Final answer, fertiliser.
32:30Let's see if you're right.
32:31Any chunks.
32:32Any rocks, sticks.
32:34As soon as the taproot
32:35of the carrot hits something,
32:36it's going to split
32:37into lots of different directions
32:38and you're going to get
32:39funky carrots.
32:41Is every answer
32:42to all the questions,
32:43sticks?
32:43No.
32:45Chunks, rocks and sticks.
32:47I'm sorry, Brian.
32:47I cannot give you the points.
32:49All right, Lloydy.
32:50Queensland's self-sufficient guru,
32:52Mark Valencia,
32:53has over 2.5 million
32:55YouTube subscribers.
32:56He also has some unusual advice
32:58for growing tomatoes.
32:59Talking to a tomato plant
33:01probably won't work,
33:03but it could make you feel better.
33:05How are you doing?
33:06But by far the easiest
33:08and best and most natural way
33:10to get success like this
33:11is through bees.
33:13The buzz
33:14can activate the flower.
33:16And a great way
33:17to replicate
33:18or mimic
33:18the action of buzzing bees
33:20on tomato flowers
33:21is to use...
33:23Ooh, Lloydy,
33:24is to use what?
33:25Something hand-held
33:27the buzzies.
33:31Maybe,
33:32maybe if you can't use bees,
33:35wasps?
33:37Just stay on that.
33:39The hand-held...
33:39Oh, like,
33:40maybe a kazoo.
33:44That's good.
33:49If you do that long enough,
33:51your neighbour will just go,
33:52mate,
33:52I'll give you some tomatoes.
33:59Shall we draw a final answer?
34:00A kazoo.
34:01A kazoo?
34:02Oh,
34:02the number one thing
34:03that I'm thinking of
34:04is, like,
34:04a vibrator.
34:06It's hand-held
34:07and it buzzes.
34:09Oh, Lloydy,
34:10let's see if you're right.
34:12Vibrates that poem
34:13and it replicates a bee.
34:15Oh!
34:15Oh!
34:17Oh!
34:18Oh!
34:19Oh!
34:20Oh, my God!
34:21Mel!
34:22So,
34:23you use
34:23oral bees.
34:30Jeez.
34:32Lloydy.
34:32I've seen a lot of those
34:33in my bedroom experiences,
34:35never with a bristle attached to it.
34:37OK.
34:39Ah,
34:40I'm sorry,
34:40I can't give you the points,
34:41but I'd love to give them
34:42to Mel for that.
34:43Right, Tommy,
34:44here we go, buddy.
34:45To a seed farm
34:46in the U.S.
34:47where horticulturalist
34:48and YouTube veteran
34:49David Epstein
34:51has a very good question.
34:55Hi, I'm Dave Epstein,
34:56this is Growing Wisdom.
34:57I'm here today
34:58with Anthony Stephenson
34:59at Johnny Selected Seeds
35:00and you've got
35:01propane on your back
35:02and a lighter
35:03and this flamethrower,
35:04what are you doing?
35:06There you go, Tommy.
35:07So he's got gas,
35:08he's got a flamethrower
35:09and a lighter.
35:10What is he doing?
35:11He's burning some fayels.
35:18Tommy,
35:19what's he doing?
35:19I did get sidetracked
35:20on the name,
35:21I'm sorry.
35:21I know.
35:22Mate, he's got gas,
35:23he's got a flamethrower,
35:25he's got a lighter,
35:25he's got a propane tank
35:26on the back.
35:27What's he doing?
35:28Torching a cigarette shop.
35:31It's easy.
35:32Yeah,
35:33final answer,
35:34what's he about to do
35:34in the garden?
35:35He's going to burn some shit.
35:37He's back burning.
35:39If he's not doing that,
35:39he's forward burning.
35:42And if he's not doing
35:43either of those,
35:43he could be side to side.
35:44Okay.
35:46He's burning.
35:46Okay.
35:47Let's see if you and I are right.
35:49This is called
35:49a backpack flame weeder.
35:51It's an organic,
35:52labour-saving way
35:52to weed your garden.
35:53Backpack flame,
35:54you got it.
35:5510 points.
35:59I think even the audience
36:00is like,
36:00I don't think he got that.
36:03You are nowhere near it,
36:04but it's getting late.
36:05Okay,
36:05here we go.
36:06Mel,
36:06your spring tip
36:08comes from a popular
36:09English YouTuber,
36:11blogger
36:11and romance novelist.
36:13It's Alexandra here
36:14from the Middle-Sized Garden.
36:15Today,
36:15I'm going to show you
36:16the best thing
36:17you can do
36:18for your garden in spring.
36:19I'm standing here
36:20because you can actually see
36:22what we've been doing.
36:24And that's because
36:25the best thing you can do
36:26for your garden in spring is...
36:28Oh,
36:28the best thing you can do
36:29for your garden in spring is...
36:31She says,
36:32you can obviously see
36:32what we've done.
36:34God,
36:35I'd argue,
36:35not really.
36:38The best thing you can do
36:39for your garden in spring.
36:40Yeah,
36:40in spring,
36:41yes,
36:41that's a very key bit there.
36:42It was in that clip.
36:44It was in that clip.
36:46Yeah,
36:46you could see it.
36:47Oh,
36:47okay,
36:48have a sensible bob.
36:51Yeah,
36:52yeah,
36:52yeah,
36:53it's a very sensible thing to do.
36:54It's quite ridiculous.
36:55She's quite a traditional gardener.
36:57She's quite a traditional gardener.
36:58so what type of things
36:59would you think
36:59traditional gardener?
37:00Hide a body.
37:01Well,
37:02well,
37:02well,
37:03you would need this
37:04on the top
37:04when you do that.
37:06So,
37:07dirt.
37:08Oh,
37:09dirt with other stuff in it
37:10is called...
37:11Mulch.
37:12That's good.
37:12Let's see if you're right.
37:13Add a layer of mulch.
37:15Melanie Bracewell,
37:1610 points.
37:17And also,
37:18that brings us
37:19to the end of...
37:20Bring This Extra.
37:23We're back with more
37:24Have You Been Paying Attention
37:25right after this.
37:37Hey, we're back.
37:39You're watching
37:40Have You Been Paying Attention?
37:41Hands on buzzes.
37:43There was more news
37:44out of the White House.
37:45Donald Trump
37:46has announced
37:46he's moving
37:47the US Space Command
37:48headquarters
37:49from Colorado
37:50to...
37:50Oh,
37:50to where?
37:52Lloyd,
37:52it's...
37:53I know this.
37:53It's Alabama.
37:54Not a good place
37:55to look for
37:56intelligent life.
38:0010 points.
38:01To a New Jersey
38:02council meeting.
38:08Uh,
38:09what had that man
38:10come to discuss?
38:12Tommy?
38:12That's Ray Gun's dad.
38:13Ah.
38:18Mel?
38:19The importance
38:20of slippery
38:21when wet signs.
38:24Sammy?
38:25No,
38:25he'd come to
38:25that council meeting
38:26to discuss
38:27the delegate situation
38:28in the Middle East.
38:31Tommy,
38:31what's he there
38:32to discuss?
38:33You didn't buzz.
38:34I'll move on.
38:36I'll have a go.
38:37Ronnie?
38:37OK.
38:38He was upset
38:39about tax.
38:41The increase in tax.
38:42Take a look.
38:43Why did our taxes
38:43go up so much?
38:4710 points.
38:48When they should
38:49get down.
38:51I believe we have
38:52a video quiz master
38:54standing by
38:55in Victoria.
38:56Hi, Ed.
38:56Hi, everyone.
38:57It's Baker
38:58Erica Brown
38:58from Ballarat.
39:00After going viral,
39:01thousands of people
39:02have been queuing
39:02to get my what?
39:03Ooh, thousands of people
39:05have queued
39:05to get Erica's what?
39:06Mel?
39:07Her time machine?
39:08Where's the point?
39:10Well, that's a good hint,
39:12actually,
39:12to get Erica's.
39:14Ronnie?
39:14She made a cake,
39:16a biscuit cake.
39:18Yeah, go on.
39:18It's a big old biscuit cake,
39:20a cake made of biscuits,
39:21and a biscuit made of cakes.
39:23Sam?
39:25Is it a cookie?
39:28Let's take a look.
39:30My award-winning
39:30Raspberry Goldfields
39:32cookie pie.
39:3210 points.
39:33Sam Pang.
39:37Time to chug your protein
39:38and pump some reps with...
39:40Yes.
39:48Port.
39:49OK.
39:50Now, cyclists...
39:52Yes, Lloydy?
39:53Where is the bobsleigh woman?
40:02Ah...
40:03Sorry, Lloyd,
40:03we had to get rid of her.
40:04We've given her a fair crack.
40:06OK, so...
40:08Question.
40:09Moving on.
40:10Cyclists Hube Arts
40:12and Antonio Tiberi
40:13encountered what unexpected hazard
40:15during La Vuelta's
40:1613th stage?
40:18Lloydy?
40:19It was a cafe
40:20with no empty seat.
40:22No, no, it was a...
40:24Yes, yes.
40:24I saw this.
40:25It was a dog
40:26attached to a chair.
40:27Take a look.
40:28To bring Tiberi back in...
40:29Oh, la, la, la.
40:30A dog is on the chair.
40:32It's...
40:32Oh, my goodness me.
40:3410 points.
40:35Sam Pang.
40:36To a scene
40:37from the US Open
40:38that's gone viral.
40:39Oh, la, la, la.
40:39Oh, la, la, la.
40:41Oh, la, la.
40:41This is horrible.
40:43Jeez.
40:43Oh, oh.
40:45What just happened?
40:47Mel?
40:47That CEO steals a hat
40:50from a very small child.
40:52I mean, he's so small.
40:52Look how big the tennis ball looks.
40:54Yes, you too.
40:54It's crazy.
40:57Yeah.
40:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:58Well, let's take a look.
41:00Oh.
41:00Oh, my God.
41:01It's awful.
41:02Yeah, the man snatches the hat
41:04from the child.
41:06He's been revealed to be
41:07a Polish millionaire
41:08who has since apologised.
41:10What's the issue?
41:11What's the issue?
41:13No, because they were trying
41:14to give the hat to the child
41:15and the Polish millionaire
41:16snatched it away.
41:19Oh.
41:20Novak Djokovic celebrated
41:21his quarterfinal win
41:22at the US Open.
41:29What's he doing there?
41:30Ron?
41:30He's had a weird reaction
41:31to his first vaccine.
41:39No, definitely not.
41:41Sammy, I'll tell you
41:42what he's doing.
41:43He's proving once again
41:44that there is no easier
41:46crowd to please
41:46than a tennis crowd.
41:49Jesus, they are unbelievable.
41:51Aren't they?
41:51Let me guess.
41:52His next trick,
41:53he went up and picked up
41:53a moth off the court.
41:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:56That's a classic.
41:57The other one is
41:57when he gives the ball boy
41:59or ball girl
42:00the racket to play.
42:02The other one is
42:03when a linesman
42:04used to make a bad decision,
42:05he'd turn the racket around
42:07and then go like that.
42:07Pretend it was a cane.
42:10Saying that,
42:11as a K-pop demon
42:15Hunter fan,
42:15he's doing the dance
42:17from the Saja boys.
42:20It's Soda Pop.
42:21That's his famous,
42:21that's a dance from that film.
42:22It's the K-pop
42:23Demon Hunter's
42:24Soda Pop dance
42:25and here with a full rendition
42:26is Sam Pang.
42:32Just a little bit.
42:34No.
42:35OK.
42:39Surfer Molly Picklem
42:40was happy.
42:41It's back where it belongs,
42:42baby!
42:44Wow.
42:45Wow.
42:46What's back?
42:47Mel.
42:47She just stole that
42:48from a small child.
42:51Tommy.
42:52Nah,
42:52she got her luggage
42:53finally.
42:54Yes.
42:55Yeah,
42:56sort of.
42:56Mel.
42:57She won a surfing title.
42:59She's been doing more surfing
43:00than Lloyd on his website.
43:03I very much doubt it.
43:09I'm really
43:10hanging some tens.
43:13Yeah,
43:14Mel,
43:14I'll give you that one.
43:15We've got to take a break.
43:16When we return,
43:17our winner is announced.
43:26We're back.
43:28Let's close this show out
43:29with a little rapid recall
43:31and tonight's rapid recall
43:32is proudly brought to you
43:34by Yui.
43:34I just can't remember
43:35their tagline.
43:36You haven't shopped around
43:37until you've tried Yui.
43:38That's right.
43:44We can't play that again,
43:45can we?
43:46I'd love to.
43:46I'd love us to.
43:47You haven't shopped around
43:48until you've tried Yui.
43:49Why do you look like
43:50a drag queen?
43:53That's a lot of make-up,
43:55mate.
43:55Start that clock.
43:59Meet Chloe Marles.
44:00She's just been given
44:01the fashion industry's
44:02biggest job.
44:03What is it?
44:04She's the Ozempic dealer.
44:08No,
44:09it's a huge magazine.
44:10It's either Vogue
44:11or PC World.
44:13She's the new editor
44:15of US Vogue
44:16replacing Anna Wintour.
44:18After 15 years,
44:19Instagram has finally
44:20created an app for...
44:22Tommy.
44:23Boomers.
44:25Close.
44:26Mel?
44:27Specifically for buying
44:28tickets to the Cheap Seeds
44:29live show.
44:32Are there any tickets left?
44:35All of them.
44:35OK.
44:39No, it's an app for the iPad.
44:41You got it.
44:41iPads.
44:42Yeah.
44:42Oh, exciting news for
44:43Qantas staff.
44:44They're getting new watch.
44:46The flight attendants are
44:47getting new hip replacements.
44:48So...
44:50Tommy?
44:51Judging by the before
44:52and after
44:52some cosmetic surgery.
44:55No.
44:56How big are her elbows?
45:05Is she on your protein panel?
45:07She is.
45:07Thank you very much.
45:09Perfectly for the elbows.
45:09No, they're getting new ones.
45:11Lloydy.
45:11Uniform.
45:12Yeah, you got it.
45:13Designed by Rebecca Valance.
45:15Ooh, dramatic week
45:16for TV chef Gordon Ramsay.
45:17He's just had what removed?
45:20Mel?
45:20A fucking Muppet
45:21from his kitchen.
45:23LAUGHTER
45:27Another one.
45:28Another accent.
45:29Good accent.
45:31And no.
45:33Uh, Tommy?
45:34Uh, it's cancer.
45:35Yeah, skin cancer.
45:36And the wound is raw!
45:37Uh, this is legit cool.
45:43Call of Duty is the latest
45:45video game series to get what?
45:47Mel?
45:48This will be a movie or a show
45:50or a, I don't know, infomercial.
45:52No, you were right.
45:53The first time,
45:54a movie adaptation.
45:55Oh, Sam.
45:56They're setting it
45:57in an Italian monastery
45:58from the 14th century.
46:00Uh, the movie adaptation
46:02being produced
46:03by our parent company,
46:04Paramount,
46:04and may I be the first
46:05to say another wonderful decision.
46:07LAUGHTER
46:08A tough week
46:09for the world's biggest iceberg,
46:11A23A.
46:12What's happened?
46:13Mel?
46:14Um, it was...
46:15The ice was broken
46:17after someone did, like,
46:18a two truths and a lie.
46:20Yeah.
46:21LAUGHTER
46:23I'll give you the points.
46:24It broke up
46:25into several large chunks.
46:26A recent study
46:27found people
46:28who use their phone
46:29on the toilet
46:29are 46% more likely
46:31to develop what?
46:33Tommy?
46:34I think this is...
46:35hemorrhoids.
46:35It is hemorrhoids.
46:38Oh.
46:40Why are you looking at me?
46:44It's just...
46:45It's...
46:45My...
46:46My anus is as clean
46:47as a wish.
46:48LAUGHTER
46:49It's old...
46:50old Roy Langford,
46:51I think.
46:52LAUGHTER
46:55Hey, rapid recall.
46:57Italian teenager...
46:59Oh, and we're out of time.
47:01Let's check that final leaderboard.
47:02And our winner is...
47:03Melanie Braswell!
47:09Congratulations to our winner
47:10and thanks to everyone
47:12for being part of the show tonight.
47:14We'll leave you with a reminder
47:15of the need to pay attention
47:16to your surroundings
47:17while doing a live cross.
47:18Sophie Jacobson joins us live now
47:20from the Royal Melbourne Hospital.
47:22Hello, Arnold!
47:23Oh, shit!
47:25Good night, Australia.
47:26See you next week.
47:27APPLAUSE
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