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00:09Tonight, join Kitty Flanagan, Tony Martin, Lizzie Hu, Ed Cavalli and Sam Pang
00:16as we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, here's your host, Tom Gleisner.
00:28Good evening, Australia.
00:30Glad to hear your company for our weekly wander back through events for the past seven days.
00:34And as always, we've assembled some of our finest to help sort through the headlines.
00:38For the first time this year, she describes herself as a noodle enthusiast and rescue greyhound owner.
00:44It's the fabulous Lizzie Hu.
00:49Host of the award-winning podcast, Sizzle Town.
00:52Welcome back, Tony Martin.
00:55A few weeks ago, she won so many Logies that she actually had more stage time than the show's host,
01:02White Kitty Flanagan.
01:07His new podcast is called You're Not Going to Like This, but we like having him.
01:12Say hello to Ed Cavalli.
01:13Hello, Tony.
01:13Hello, everyone.
01:15And finally, a man who again finished bottom of our leaderboard last week, more a seat-filler than a contestant,
01:22Mr Sam Pang.
01:26Lizzie, great to have you back with us.
01:28I know you've been busy touring, but you've also picked up a new voiceover gig.
01:32Yes, I am the voice and face of AirAsia.
01:36Wow, this is very nice.
01:37That was pretty cool.
01:38That was pretty cool.
01:40And I say things on the plane.
01:42Like, if you catch a plane, you'll hear me doing all the announcements.
01:44Go on.
01:45It's cool.
01:46It's like, ding dong, this is your cabin comedian speaking.
01:50Make sure you declare everything, otherwise you might be on TV.
01:55I think we've got a clip of you, Lizzie, experiencing your own in-flight announcement.
01:59Actually, don't worry about it.
02:01You're on holiday.
02:02Just buy it at your destination.
02:06That's so embarrassing.
02:08Not embarrassing.
02:09It's a wonderful tune.
02:10Yeah, it is.
02:11Wow.
02:13Great fighting.
02:14I'm not familiar with AirAsia.
02:16Where do they fly to?
02:17They fly to Malaysia and then 130 destinations after that.
02:21Nice.
02:22And should we need to evacuate the studio?
02:24Where are the exits?
02:25Nice.
02:26Nice.
02:27We're good.
02:27Great to have you back, Lizzie.
02:29Hey, Tony, good to see you again.
02:30And a new episode of Sizzletown dropped last week.
02:32Yes, that's right.
02:34This, um, this, uh...
02:36Where's this going?
02:37I am heading somewhere because this photo bobbed up on various people's stars.
02:41Okay.
02:42Yeah, now that is me and Matt Dow.
02:45We try and have a new image for every episode.
02:48We're clearly running out of ideas.
02:50How many episodes?
02:5190?
02:5296, yes.
02:53Close to the big 100.
02:54That's right.
02:55It's a fake talkback show and, uh, I record all the calls myself late at night.
03:01And we have very thin walls at my place.
03:04So I realise after eight years my neighbours are looking at me strangely because they're
03:08just...
03:08They don't realise it's a comedy show.
03:10So they're just hearing me at night at about midnight going,
03:12There's nanobots in the backseat!
03:17Hang on, with that...
03:19Tony, I've known you a long time.
03:21Yeah.
03:21Have you ever actually grown a beard?
03:23Uh, well, I had a fake beard in Kath and Kim, of course.
03:27But I did have to grow...
03:28The only time I had to grow a real beard was for the show Upper Middle Bogan.
03:32And everyone I know said that I looked like a sex tourist.
03:36So that's...
03:37That's never happening again.
03:38Tony, I have got an airline for you.
03:43Now, Kitty Flanagan, congratulations on your logie success.
03:50What the hell?
03:52What was the highlight of your night?
03:55Uh, well, not so much the highlight, but if I could make an apology to some people.
04:02Well, firstly, to the table next to us who were nominated in all the same categories.
04:06Sorry.
04:07Um, but also to the two actresses that presented us with the award for Fisk.
04:14Very good, very talented actors.
04:17And I meant to say, um...
04:20Young people, move away from me, you're making me look old.
04:25And instead, I just said, move away from me, young people!
04:29But some...
04:30LAUGHTER
04:31Entitled princess!
04:33Yes.
04:34That wanted them to clear the stage.
04:36So I do apologise.
04:38There was a joke, I just forgot the punchline.
04:40Sure.
04:41All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:43How about hands-on buzzers?
04:45Oh, Deputy PM Richard Marles and Penny Wong were in Vanuatu together this week.
04:49What were they doing?
04:51Kitty.
04:52Tom, I would say that's a meet-and-greet that no-one asked for and no-one came to.
04:57It's a curious location?
04:58Tony.
04:59Uh, they're on Vanuatu's Got Talent, I think.
05:02They are in Vanuatu, it looks like they're doing something.
05:05Uh, Lizzie?
05:05Is it a last supper situation?
05:08It's a last hostage situation.
05:10Uh, Sam?
05:11Look, if no-one's going to take this quiz seriously, Tom...
05:14LAUGHTER
05:15Jeez, I wish I knew the answer.
05:18LAUGHTER
05:21They're signing out a multi-million dollar defence pact.
05:24$500 million security pact.
05:26That was not on the tip of my lips.
05:29Ed, point to yours.
05:30Then it was off to P&G for another ceremonial occasion.
05:33BELL RINGS
05:36No, it's going to work.
05:37Don't.
05:38Stay with it.
05:38Stay with it.
05:39It's all good now.
05:40Here we go.
05:42BELL RINGS
05:42OK.
05:44We'll come back to that.
05:45Nice.
05:45Don keeps falling out.
05:47BELL RINGS
05:49You sound...
05:50Five logies.
05:51Yes.
05:53APPLAUSE
05:56And well-deserved.
05:57All right.
05:58Ooh, it's been a big week for Taylor Swift.
06:00So I wanted to show you something.
06:02OK.
06:03What do we got?
06:04We got...
06:05Uh...
06:06A briefcase.
06:07Yep.
06:08Mint green with TS on it.
06:10Yep.
06:11Indeed.
06:12What was in the briefcase?
06:13Kitty.
06:14I saw this.
06:14She was on deal or no deal.
06:15I'm going to say $10,000.
06:19She'd be excellent on deal or no deal, but it was in fact...
06:21I believe that's the case she keeps Travis's balls in, Tom.
06:24Is it?
06:25LAUGHTER
06:27Tony, I know you're a Swiftie.
06:28What was in the case?
06:29I'm going to guess it's like some sort of album that she's putting out
06:32or Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:35Go with the first, Tony.
06:36I'm going to give it to you.
06:38Because you need the points.
06:39It's a copy of her new album, The Life of a Showgirl.
06:42Well, it was the big Trump-Putin meeting in Alaska.
06:44Ooh, that's an interesting one.
06:46I don't know, I'll get a little heat on that one,
06:48but I could see it possibly happening.
06:51Ooh.
06:52What had Putin just suggested to Trump?
06:54Tony.
06:55Abolishing elections altogether.
06:58LAUGHTER
06:58He's thinking outside the box.
07:01Ant.
07:01Wife swap.
07:03LAUGHTER
07:04I don't know Putin's wife.
07:05No, Vladimir, in English, asked Donald Trump something.
07:09Ant.
07:10He invited him to the next meeting, she'd be in Moscow.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:13Fun.
07:14Great spot.
07:15LAUGHTER
07:16I hate that.
07:17Strong words from Donald Trump on Wednesday.
07:20Violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals,
07:22roving mobs of wild youth,
07:24drugged-out maniacs and homeless people.
07:27All right.
07:28What's he talking about?
07:30Kitty.
07:31Were they his election promises?
07:33LAUGHTER
07:33It's a million.
07:35It might have been his target demographic.
07:37Lizzie.
07:37I've never been, but is this the Logies After Party?
07:41LAUGHTER
07:41Not dissimilar, Lizzie.
07:43Not dissimilar.
07:45He's talking about Sam?
07:46He's talking about Washington.
07:47Mm.
07:48They say that's his excuse for sending in the troops.
07:51To Greece now.
07:52And what's going on there?
07:54Rather dramatic image.
07:55Lizzie.
07:55I think this is what you call farm-to-table.
07:58It is.
07:59Very much.
08:00But some context, please, Sam.
08:04When you finish runner-up in Greek,
08:07Farmer Wants a Wife, you...
08:08LAUGHTER
08:09It's a broad...
08:10It's not...
08:11You don't go home empty-handed, so...
08:13No, it's not.
08:13Thank you, me.
08:14Long Mama Wants a Wife.
08:15A dramatic scene.
08:16Tony.
08:17There was some fires there, I think,
08:19and I believe that's a New Zealander on his honeymoon.
08:23LAUGHTER
08:24He's fleeing.
08:26Tony, I'm going to help you out
08:28and give you the first part of your answer.
08:30Farmers fleeing the wildfires in Greece.
08:32Point to yours.
08:33Here's something you don't see every week.
08:39Whoa!
08:41Wow, what's going on there?
08:42Tony.
08:43According to Chinese media,
08:44that is two Chinese battleships not colliding
08:47in the Philippines.
08:49But I think if we take the reverse, Sam.
08:51Tony's close, isn't it?
08:52It's two Chinese naval ships
08:57perpetuating the stereotype that...
08:58Asian drivers...
09:03That Asian drivers aren't the best.
09:05Sam, I will pay that.
09:06The naval ships collided
09:07while trying to intercept a Philippine ship.
09:09And if we could offer one piece of advice to China...
09:12You haven't shopped around until you've tried yours.
09:14I'm sure you know.
09:15You can't.
09:15You will be able to fix that.
09:18Meghan Markle revealed this week
09:20that Prince Harry doesn't like the taste of what?
09:23Chitty.
09:24Obscurity.
09:24Yeah.
09:26He is struggling with it.
09:28But more...
09:29It's a specific...
09:30Sam.
09:31It's lobster.
09:32Oh.
09:33Confirming his position once again
09:35as the people's prince.
09:36Absolutely.
09:37We will pay that, Sam.
09:39We've got to take a break.
09:40Back with more Happy Birthdays.
09:56It's been confirmed.
09:58Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin
09:59will meet face to face.
10:01And as you might imagine...
10:02Breeding season...
10:03Has gone from hot to scorching.
10:05Even the roosters are excited.
10:07The US president describing the sit-down as...
10:09Feel-out opportunity.
10:11Some swapping.
10:12It's complicated.
10:13It doesn't sound sexy.
10:14I confess to feeling just a little icky.
10:16You disgust me.
10:20We're back to watching Have You Been Panicators.
10:23Just before we return to questions, Ed Cavalli.
10:28Where do we even begin?
10:30What?
10:30Now, I know you host a lot of corporate events,
10:33but I have the words Adult Industry Choice Awards.
10:40You're hosting a porn convention.
10:42Hey!
10:44First things first,
10:47it's an adult industry convention,
10:49and obviously they wanted someone
10:52that just reeks of sexuality,
10:55and they all said no,
10:58so they got someone who reeks of Lynx Africa.
11:00Yes, I am, Tommy.
11:01And did you have to clear it with your wife?
11:03Well, I will now.
11:06It's a great event.
11:07Look, Kit, it's a lot like the Logies.
11:12We hand out a gold Logie.
11:13It's just a different shape.
11:16And ours has batteries.
11:20When's it on and where is it?
11:21It's in November,
11:23and it's in Brisbane at one of their finest venues.
11:26Sam, why would you like to come?
11:29I think that's the name of one of the awards.
11:33We need to move on.
11:36All right.
11:38Hands back on buzzers.
11:40The US is bracing itself
11:41for the season's first hurricane.
11:43It's named Hurricane...
11:46Kitty?
11:48Hurricane Shmarricane.
11:49Wow.
11:50Wow, they're picking up on the fox.
11:51It's going to be a memorable one.
11:52I like it, Kitty.
11:53No, he's a little more straight back than that.
11:55Is he?
11:56It's a revenge hurricane.
11:57Hurricane Elon.
11:59We should get that.
12:01You're not a million miles away.
12:03Erin?
12:04Yes, it's Hurricane Erin.
12:06Oh, no!
12:08You leave her alone.
12:10Here's a question we've never asked before.
12:13What do the boo-boos and the US Treasury have in common?
12:17Tony?
12:18They'll both be entirely without value in 12 months.
12:23One might argue.
12:25One might argue, but...
12:27I don't know.
12:28It's not that he's referring to.
12:31Sam, I think it's got to do with the...
12:36No.
12:39I love that.
12:40There's nothing...
12:41Tom, are we doing this show 13 years?
12:43Yeah.
12:43There's nothing I like more than when he buzzes in,
12:45full of bravado,
12:46and then halfway through goes,
12:47I'm out of here.
12:49That is what I'm here...
12:50Have another go, Sam.
12:51You can do this.
12:51It's got to do...
12:52Sorry.
12:53It's got something to do with the economy
12:55and the purchase of those little items like that,
12:59what it represents in terms of the economy.
13:01Give it to him.
13:02I will absolutely pay that.
13:03It's called the lipstick effect.
13:04You treat yourself to little luxuries
13:06in economic tough times.
13:08It just doesn't sound like what he said.
13:13I'd say lipstick.
13:14And you're giving it to him.
13:15I'll take shmarra cane then.
13:17Sam, I will pay that.
13:19The lipstick effect.
13:20To a viral video out of Queensland.
13:27A nice rescue.
13:28What happens next?
13:29Lizzie.
13:30Is this a recession indicator?
13:32No, no.
13:33I'm grabbing my suit.
13:34It's not.
13:35It's very cute.
13:36They get to the side of the road
13:37and then he sort of tells it off
13:38and tells it to go back into the bush.
13:40Thank you, Ed.
13:40Take a look.
13:41Here he goes.
13:41You get back in there.
13:44Don't make me come out back here again.
13:46No, you listen to me.
13:48Ed, I will pay that.
13:50OK, let's roll out that red carpet
13:51for a bit of this.
13:58And tonight's showbiz segment
13:59is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:02It's a bit rock and roll.
14:05Oh.
14:06What's this?
14:07Look at that.
14:09Intriguing statement from Snoop Dogg.
14:12Can't wait to see you all in September.
14:13Who is Mr Dogg going to see in September?
14:17Mr Dogg.
14:19Kitty.
14:20Is it y'all?
14:22Kind of, but just a little more specifically than y'all,
14:25he's going to be seeing Lizzie.
14:26He's coming to the AFL Grand Final
14:28right after an appearance on Border Security.
14:30Yes, he's got to get through.
14:31He does have to get through Border Security, right?
14:34It'll be a pre-match entertainment.
14:35He won't require a smoke machine.
14:37So that's it.
14:39Leonardo DiCaprio has revealed
14:41his biggest regret is not doing what?
14:44Kitty.
14:45Older women.
14:46He's right, yeah.
14:47He's still in so bad.
14:50Ed, help me out.
14:51He got offered the Mark Wahlberg role in Boogie Nights
14:55and turned it down and says he regrets it.
14:57He regrets not doing Boogie Nights.
14:59Oh, I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
15:02Hi, Tom.
15:03Hi, everyone.
15:04Bob Odenkirk here from the new movie Nobody 2.
15:07In the film, I play a lethal assassin
15:10who surprises his family by doing what?
15:14What does Bob's character surprise his family by doing?
15:17Lizzie?
15:18He works five days a week and makes dinner.
15:21That's...
15:22Groundbreaking.
15:23Groundbreaking.
15:24Now, Ed...
15:24Lizzie's half right.
15:25He cooks them a beautiful mushroom beef wellington.
15:29Not the answer I've got here.
15:30It doesn't actually technically relate to food.
15:32Sam.
15:33He surprises them by taking them on a vacation.
15:36Sam.
15:37This is good stuff.
15:38Wow, is that correct, Bob?
15:40Taking them on a vacation.
15:42Sam, point yours.
15:43Sylvester Stallone, Gloria Gaynor and Kiss.
15:45Jesus.
15:46What do they have in common this week, Tony?
15:48All elected to Trump's cabinet.
15:50Yeah, well...
15:52Kanye-related.
15:53Kitty, what do they have in common?
15:54They all got the same make-up artist.
15:58Uh, Sam.
15:59Coming soon to an in-memoriam package for the youth.
16:02I think they're all in robust good health, aren't they?
16:05They're Trump's...
16:06Not Trump.
16:07They're the pick for the Kennedy Centre honours that Trump is hosting.
16:11There's a long list, but they were three of the highlights.
16:13They were three of the highlights.
16:14This trailer has just dropped.
16:20It's the second season of which show?
16:23Kitty.
16:24Sorry, they got a second season?
16:27Wow.
16:28The show bean?
16:29I don't know, but I wouldn't have given it a first if that's...
16:32If that's the highlights from the whole season.
16:34You'll know when you hear the answer, Kitty, you're actually on the money.
16:36Sam.
16:37Dexter?
16:40It's a feel-good, Tony.
16:42It's that Meghan Markle one.
16:45I can't believe they're paying me for this.
16:48With love, Meghan, Tony, I will pay that.
16:50Or there was drama on The Voice.
16:52Mel C.
16:53Uh-huh.
16:57What?
16:58What does the new button do?
17:01Kitty?
17:02Self-destruct?
17:03No.
17:04So, the show's still rolling, but this is an innovation.
17:07A new button.
17:08Now, it sends a small electric shock...
17:14It's a wake-up Richard Marks.
17:18Does it?
17:18It's not directly linked to Richard.
17:21It's a very...
17:22The Voice fans are very excited about this.
17:25Lizzie?
17:25It...
17:25I think it blocks the other judges from getting your pick.
17:29What?
17:30Yes, indeed.
17:30It's called an ultimate block, and you get rock-blocked.
17:34Tony can list all the winners of The Voice in order.
17:37Uh, Charlie Chaplin, I think.
17:41It's one of the early ones.
17:42Moving on.
17:43These men have just been announced as the new cast of what upcoming TV show?
17:48Sam?
17:49I think we can rule out SBS's news line-up.
17:54It's not exactly diversity week down there.
17:56It's seven.
17:57Lizzie?
17:57It's a new show, Who Gets to Wear a Hat?
18:00Yeah, and that was...
18:03Who Gets...
18:04It's amazing.
18:06Talk us through the rules.
18:08Lizzie?
18:09Only one person gets to wear the hat.
18:12And then you...
18:13Yeah.
18:13It's pretty good.
18:14It's like swapping the hats.
18:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:16It's pretty good.
18:18I would watch that show.
18:20That's a good show.
18:21That's actually really amazing.
18:22I think we all would.
18:23That's your farmer wants a wife.
18:26Yes.
18:26With a hat.
18:27Yeah, yeah.
18:27With a hat.
18:29All right, we've got to take a break.
18:30Back with our special guest, Richard.
18:43Well, now, for what you have, you've been paying attention.
18:46It's time to meet our special guest, Chris Master.
18:48She's just back from competing in the World Aquatic Championships in Singapore, doing crazy
18:53stuff like this.
18:54So young and so much to give to the sport still.
18:57She's definitely a star on the rising.
18:59She is indeed a star.
19:01Say hello to Ellie Cole.
19:04Hey, Ellie.
19:05Welcome.
19:08Congratulations on the World Championships.
19:09That was 10 metre platform diving.
19:12Yes, it was.
19:13Obvious question, why?
19:15It's fun.
19:16It gets easier as you keep doing it.
19:18Okay.
19:18But are you scared standing up there?
19:20Not anymore.
19:21I used to be terrified.
19:23I used to look up at it from the three metre and I was like, I'm never diving off that.
19:26Sure.
19:27Well, here we are.
19:29Okay, there's jumping into a pool, but then there's this.
19:36Wow.
19:37That's extraordinary.
19:38I can't imagine how you would get the confidence, stroke courage to do that.
19:43Trust in your coach.
19:44Okay.
19:44Very much all just trust in your coach.
19:46Your coach is not jumping.
19:48It's you out there.
19:49Yeah, but all my trust is in him.
19:50Okay.
19:51Okay.
19:52Now, I notice that you're often wearing straps or...
19:55Taping.
19:56Taping.
19:56What's that for?
19:57Just so my wrists don't snap in half.
19:58Oh.
19:59It's a little bit of pressure when you enter the water, so you've got to make sure they're
20:02okay.
20:02You could snap a wrist from ten metres.
20:04Very much so.
20:05Wow.
20:05So it's a lot of force.
20:06Tony wears that for the buzzer.
20:09All right.
20:10Now, there's platform and there's the bouncy board.
20:13How do you decide?
20:14Bouncy board.
20:15For you.
20:15The three metre.
20:16So how do you decide which is for you?
20:18I think it depends.
20:19Honestly, my coach just told me to do platform.
20:22Originally, when I came back, I decided, I went up and told my coach, I was like, I'm doing
20:27three metre springboard.
20:27And he was like, absolutely not.
20:29You're going to ten metre.
20:30And I was like, oh, okay.
20:33Start climbing.
20:34Now, as well as the ten metre platform, you're also competing in the ten metre synchronised
20:38with your partner, Millie Puckridge.
20:39Here's the two of you in Singapore.
20:42Difficulty, 2.0.
20:43It's hard.
20:45Two, two, three.
20:47Whoa.
20:50Nice.
20:50Now, indeed.
20:53It's German.
20:54What are you saying to each other up there just before you jump?
20:57Oh, I'm just counting.
20:58So I'm going, arms down, one, two, three, go.
21:01And then, and we're off.
21:03Away you go.
21:03Yes, Kitty.
21:04Do you ever, like, go, one, two, three, and then hear her go, wait, no, stop, I'm not
21:08ready.
21:09I know, sometimes, but not really.
21:13It happens more on springboard than it would on platform.
21:15Right.
21:15Absolutely.
21:16Yes, Adam, springboard is also known as the bouncy board.
21:18Yeah, well, it's a tip.
21:20Ellie, like many divers, you began as a gymnast.
21:23Yep.
21:24But you switched to diving at the age of 11.
21:27What made you swap the balance beam for the board?
21:30I think I just preferred it.
21:31I liked how you could do more flips in the air.
21:33I couldn't make as many on the floor.
21:35So, I mean, going off a 10 metre gives me a little bit more room.
21:38A few more options.
21:39Yeah.
21:39Some think you may have abandoned the gymnastics career a little early.
21:43We found some footage of your first competition.
21:48That's cute.
21:52Oh, yeah.
21:55Extraordinary.
21:56How did you finish in that comp?
21:59I have absolutely no clue.
22:01That's cute.
22:01Ellie, you know, at the same age, Lizzie and I were making iPhones.
22:08Exactly.
22:09Exactly.
22:11Now, you're off to Stanford shortly.
22:13Yes.
22:14You're off to Stanford?
22:15Yeah, one of the most prestigious unis in the world.
22:17What are you going to be studying?
22:18Hopefully, aerospace engineering.
22:20Wow.
22:23So, you are an underachiever, but have you hoped to be an astronaut?
22:28Yes.
22:28Well, that would be fun.
22:29Like Katy Perry.
22:32Right on the money.
22:33Lizzie, Lizzie.
22:33Is that so you can do even more flicks?
22:36Yeah.
22:37Go from all the way up there and just...
22:39Oh, that's everything.
22:40Wow.
22:40All right, Ellie has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:44So, let's grab the cards and jump into it.
22:46Roger Federer announced he'll be doing what for the first time in three years?
22:51Lizzie.
22:52Supporting his wife's career.
22:54His...
22:54Oh!
22:56Not the answer we've got here, is it?
22:57No, I don't think so.
22:59That's a great detail on the cards, right?
23:00Thanks for playing, Lizzie, but...
23:01Tony.
23:01His uncanny Borat.
23:04What's he doing?
23:07Lizzie.
23:07He must be coming back.
23:08Is he playing tennis again?
23:09Yes.
23:10Playing tennis celebrity doubles match at Shanghai.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Point to yours, Lizzie.
23:15Next question, please.
23:16All right.
23:16Big day for pro surfer Molly Picklum.
23:19To actually have done that is incredible and it was definitely the best day of my life.
23:22What was the best day of Molly's life?
23:25Uh, Ed.
23:25Judging by that video, is she in the Witness Protection Program?
23:29Not sure what was going on there.
23:30Lizzie.
23:31Cheap flights to Bali with...
23:33No, no, no, no.
23:34That's not like it.
23:36That is more like it.
23:37Awesome Bali.
23:38Fantastic.
23:38She did something career-wise, very exciting.
23:41Kitty.
23:42She won and I believe it's called the lipstick effect.
23:46There you go.
23:46Ooh.
23:47You got the first part right.
23:48She won.
23:49She won.
23:50Yeah, thank you.
23:51The Tahiti Pro.
23:52Oh.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Are you going to give Kitty the points for that?
23:55Yeah, sure.
23:55Oh, that's nice.
23:56Kitty.
23:56I like your shirt, so thanks, mate.
23:58Oh.
24:00Back at you.
24:01Sam.
24:01Not sure that's relevant.
24:04Yes, Quizmaster sets the role.
24:06It's called the shirt effect.
24:09Next question, please.
24:10Which sports superstar posted this during the week?
24:15Tony.
24:16Greg Norman.
24:18Not for sure.
24:20Ed.
24:21This is crazy.
24:22Ronaldo proposed to his girlfriend.
24:24Yes, you are correct.
24:26First name?
24:27Cristiano.
24:27I'm with the girlfriend.
24:30Georgina Rodriguez.
24:32Georgina Rodriguez.
24:33That's...
24:33They met at a Coldplay concert, apparently.
24:35There we go.
24:36Ed, points are yours.
24:38All right.
24:39We just got our first look at Timothee Chalamet's new film, Marty Supreme.
24:43What's he playing?
24:44Tony.
24:45A pizza.
24:46A pizza.
24:50The title's misleading.
24:52Lizzie.
24:53It's a ping pong player, but I've never seen one that looks like that.
24:58Maybe they'll do some make-up or some prosthetics or something.
25:02And the answer is, of course, Ellie.
25:03A table tennis player.
25:04Ping pong tennis player.
25:05We will give you the points.
25:06Next question, please, Ellie.
25:07Tennis star Emma Raducanu caused a stir after she asked an umpire to do what?
25:13Sam.
25:13Pronounce her name.
25:16Amazing.
25:17You did well, Ellie.
25:18I always asked.
25:19Kitty.
25:20Stick his line call up his arse.
25:23She might have been thinking that, but she was annoyed by something in the crowd.
25:26You would have done this with me.
25:28Lizzie.
25:29Yeah, she asked the umpire to eject a baby from the crowd.
25:33Yes, with a T-shirt gun, just straight out of the stadium.
25:37Just like that.
25:38Answer?
25:38Correct.
25:39Correct indeed.
25:39And if you don't believe us, take a look.
25:41It's a child.
25:42Do you want me to send the child out of the stadium?
25:48And she did.
25:49Hey, we've got to take a break.
25:50Good luck in the States.
25:51And hopefully, fingers crossed, for LA in 2028.
25:54Would you please thank Ellie Cole?
26:10We're back.
26:10It's time to put each of our contestants under the spotlight, one by one.
26:14Today marks the start of book week all around the country and the return of this annual challenge.
26:21It's book week in the world.
26:23Thank you, indeed.
26:24Now, the rules are very simple.
26:25We'll ask each a book-themed question.
26:28You hopefully come up with the answer.
26:30The questions, please.
26:32We've got some book week.
26:33Oh, my goodness.
26:36You're so cute.
26:37Callum, thank you.
26:38You're so cute.
26:38This is Callum and Mabel.
26:40Give them a hand, folks.
26:41Thank you, everyone.
26:46So, Mabel, you're a witch.
26:49Wicked?
26:50Yeah.
26:50Wicked?
26:51Part one or part two?
26:52Oh, part one.
26:54Because two's crap.
26:55And, um, Callum, what are you dressed as?
26:58As a fart.
26:59Thanks.
27:01I shouldn't have asked.
27:03Callum and Mabel, ladies and gentlemen.
27:04Thank you so much.
27:05Here we go.
27:06You may, uh...
27:11OK, it's book week.
27:12And, uh, Ed, let's start with you.
27:17Ewey.
27:20No, we're jumping into the world of celebrity-authored children's books.
27:24I think, uh, as a seasoned writer yourself, you'd be very familiar with, uh, the boxes of
27:29these in your garage.
27:30Um, what's it called again?
27:34There's First Time for Everything, which I wrote with my wife.
27:37And then there's Daddy's Exploding Farty Shorts, which I wrote with my son.
27:41Yeah.
27:42And, uh, how many...
27:42If you can find one that's not signed by the author, they're worth a fortune.
27:47Anyway.
27:48No, they're not, Sam.
27:49They are available in all good service station bargain bins as we speak.
27:53Free with a can of mother.
27:55We're talking celebrity authors, and they don't come any more celebrity than Lil Nas X, who
28:01wrote a book called C is for Something.
28:07Ed, any thoughts on what Lil Nas X would, uh, think C is for?
28:12See, this is almost impossible not to get cancelled for anything I say.
28:17Jeez.
28:18I'll give you a bit of a run-up.
28:20Give me something.
28:21A is for adventure.
28:23Every day, a brand new start.
28:25Oh, yeah, yeah, I get this one.
28:27G is for Ghost Rider.
28:28Someone else did it for him.
28:29No, well, we're not getting it from G.
28:32B is for Boots.
28:34Whether you're big or small, short or tall.
28:37C is for?
28:39It's for Country.
28:41Ed.
28:41Oh, thank God.
28:43It's correct.
28:43Oh, my God.
28:45Oh, my God.
28:50D is for Do Not Buy.
28:51No, no.
28:52Ed, well done.
28:53C is for Country.
28:54Points are yours.
28:56All right.
28:56Hey, Tony, you're up next.
28:58Yes.
28:58Remember Where's Wally?
29:00Oh, that's unfair.
29:00Only too well.
29:03Well, Tony, Where's Wally got into some hot water back in the 1990s.
29:09There was outrage.
29:10There were calls for the book to be banned.
29:12They were ripped off library shelves.
29:14And later editions had to be amended after parents spotted what in that beach scene.
29:20Wow.
29:22I'll give you a clue.
29:23It's near the boy with the ice cream.
29:27I actually have the first Where's Wally book at home.
29:30And it's somewhere on my bookshelf.
29:31I just can't find it.
29:33There we go.
29:34Um.
29:35I get this.
29:35But you get, you've been asked over the journey.
29:37Well, who are your top three lookalikes that you've got in your life?
29:40I do get Wally a lot.
29:41And I've been pitching a new film called Where's Wally Now?
29:44Where he's much older and bitterer, suffering from agoraphobia.
29:49Here in crowds.
29:51So, Tony, this is, of course, it's out of the US.
29:54So, what outrages an American more than anything in a book?
29:58They don't like to see this.
29:59Oh, is there a nudist?
30:01Is it a nude beach?
30:02It's not a nude beach, but you're pretty close.
30:05Someone's just wearing the lolly bags, Tony Abbott style.
30:08Tony, oh, I don't.
30:09It's close, but unfortunately not.
30:11It's actually someone, well, I don't know how to say this.
30:15You can see a nipple.
30:16Whoa.
30:17Oh, really?
30:17Go in close there.
30:19Bang.
30:19Whoa.
30:21Wow.
30:22Where's Wally?
30:22A topless woman sunbathing and with the exposed aforementioned nipple.
30:27Sorry, Tony.
30:28Sam.
30:28No, I was just going to say that's hot.
30:33All right.
30:33Kitty.
30:34Wow, that's huge.
30:34We are dusting off the shelves and reaching back into the archives for a classic edition of the
30:38early reader series, Dick and Jane.
30:41Are you familiar with the Dick and Jane?
30:42You bet I am.
30:43Yep.
30:44All right.
30:44Well, here we see Dick and Jane and friend Sally are outside playing in this tableau and
30:50we see words like, see it go.
30:52Look, said Dick.
30:52See it go.
30:53See it go up.
30:54And Jane said, oh, look, see it go.
30:56See it go up, up, up.
30:58Lots of ups.
30:59Yep.
30:59What do you think the kids are playing with?
31:02Uh, the stock exchange?
31:06Or things simpler times.
31:08They're out in the backyard and, you know, it's airborne.
31:11Oh, I saw that documentary about the kid who was in the balloon that got.
31:17Oh.
31:18Yeah.
31:18So, is it?
31:19You think it's a balloon?
31:20Is dad in the.
31:21No, it's not.
31:22Well, it's not a balloon, but it's.
31:23It's not a balloon.
31:24You close.
31:24One more, one more swing.
31:25Umbrella.
31:26Umbrella.
31:26Here we go.
31:27They're playing with an umbrella.
31:28A ball?
31:29A Nerf gun?
31:30A steel.
31:32Sadly, can you.
31:32A steel?
31:33A steel.
31:33A steel.
31:34Because that was airborne.
31:35Yeah.
31:35Is it a virus?
31:36Yeah.
31:38There you go.
31:39Is it AirAsia?
31:44AirAsia.
31:45Just Asia.
31:46Asia.
31:47Therefore, it would be a.
31:49It's a plane.
31:50It's a plane.
31:51Look at that.
31:56That's similar.
31:57See it go.
31:58See it go.
31:59Up, up, up.
32:00Okay, Lizzie, check out your delightfully quirky title of Australian children's chants and
32:05rhymes, Far Out, Brussels Sprout.
32:08All right?
32:08I'm going to read a little verse and get you to fill in a missing word.
32:12But I have to qualify.
32:13This is dated.
32:14So it's, don't, please.
32:16Oh, hang on.
32:17It's unavailable.
32:18Yeah, it's questionable.
32:19I'm a little Dutch girl dressed in blue.
32:22These are the things that I must do.
32:24Salute to the captain.
32:25Courtsy to the queen.
32:27And show my.
32:28Oh.
32:29To the football team.
32:30Oh.
32:32It does sound like a football team chant.
32:36Yeah.
32:36It's got a touch of that.
32:37I want to say middle finger, but.
32:39Chants and rhymes, but like I'm saying, it's a little unsavory.
32:42What do you think the little Dutch girl's going to show to the football team?
32:46Oh.
32:48Well, it's, it's this action.
32:50All right.
32:51Oh.
32:52It's good action.
32:53Oh.
32:54Titties.
32:54Titties.
32:56For the steel.
32:57For the steel.
32:58Is it titties?
32:59Titties.
32:59It's to all.
33:00Wow.
33:02I hate that I'm going to say this, Lizzie, but go a little lower.
33:07Oh, wow.
33:08Undies.
33:08Here we go.
33:09And show my knickers.
33:11Oh.
33:12To the football team.
33:14So, there you go.
33:15Racist, sexist and possibly illegal, but.
33:18Yeah.
33:19Lizzie, the points are yours.
33:21Well done.
33:21Oh, indeed.
33:23All right.
33:25Sam.
33:26Let's bring book week home with.
33:28Oh, another sort of celebrity authorship.
33:32This book was written not by a person, but by the band Guns N' Roses.
33:36And it takes its title from one of their more popular lyrics.
33:40I'll rule some out.
33:41It's not Welcome to the Jungle.
33:43It's not November Rain.
33:44What do you think it is?
33:46Guns N' Roses sat around and said, hey, forget about the music.
33:50Let's all, let's all write a kid's book.
33:54You are insane.
33:56No, no, no.
33:57This is, this is probably what their biggest banger.
34:00Their biggest hit.
34:02You could be mine.
34:03Oh, that's good.
34:04But then they did also do, you ruled out Welcome to the Jungle, didn't you?
34:09Paradise City?
34:10No, but that's a good call.
34:11One more, one more swing.
34:12It involves firearms and flowers.
34:15Firearms and flowers?
34:16Sorry, that's the band's name.
34:18Wow.
34:19You got that.
34:20You got that.
34:20You are the host and you're actively sabotaging my name.
34:24That was, that was deliberate.
34:26Maybe it's a kid's book, like Sweet, Sweet Child O' Mine.
34:28Is that it?
34:29Hold on.
34:30Surely.
34:30I need to get the exact title.
34:31Oh, I'm not going to give it to you.
34:35Sweet.
34:35Sweet Child O' Mine.
34:37Sam Pang has got it.
34:39Sweet Child O' Mine.
34:41Beautifully done, sir.
34:42And all too soon, that brings us the end of Book Week.
34:49Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
35:04We're back watching Have You Been Paying Attention.
35:06Hands on buzzers.
35:09Well, there were more revelations from Taylor Swift this week.
35:11I just, like, very dramatically hit the floor, for real.
35:16Like, honestly, just started bawling my eyes out.
35:21What was she bawling her eyes out of?
35:23Kitty.
35:24I think she was crying about how much she loves her fans.
35:27And I know that's not funny, but I've learned that you mustn't make fun of Taylor Swift or
35:32the Swifties come after you.
35:35Very safely delivered, Kitty.
35:38Kitty actually didn't relate to her fans.
35:42It was Sam.
35:43She got the rights back to her masters, the masters of her songs.
35:47Regain ownership of her music.
35:48To Asia, where?
35:50South Korea's former first lady has been arrested on charges of...
35:53Oh, Chargers of?
35:55Kitty?
35:56Was she stalking that K-pop band?
36:00Now, that's a band you want to be careful of.
36:02BLT she called.
36:04Now you're talking, Kitty.
36:06Now you're talking.
36:07That's...
36:08Now you're...
36:08Taylor Swift is nothing.
36:10BTS.
36:11Yes, them.
36:12BTS.
36:12She was not stalking the wonderful members of that extraordinary talent band.
36:19Lizzie?
36:20I think she was...
36:21She's corrupt, isn't she?
36:23Allegedly.
36:23Allegedly.
36:24Allegedly.
36:24Yeah, she's getting sent north, I think.
36:27Yeah, indeed.
36:27So, she's...
36:28So, her husband's already in jail for the same judge.
36:31Yeah.
36:31To a quiet scene in Nottinghamshire.
36:37All right, we'll stop it there and ask,
36:39what happened at 11am on Thursday?
36:42Sam?
36:43The...
36:44The news?
36:47Just before the news.
36:48Just before the news.
36:49You've made the news.
36:50Cooling tower demolition.
36:52Ed?
36:52Down they go.
36:53Eight calling towers decommissioned is the turn.
36:56Give it to him.
36:56Take a look.
37:00To a viral press conference in the US.
37:04I'm sorry.
37:06Hmm.
37:08What made Aussie teenager Archie Wilson burst into tears?
37:12Tony?
37:12No fourth series of it just like that.
37:16I don't think Archie's quite in that viewing.
37:21He's upset.
37:22He watched last week's episode and he saw you doing that aura farming thing.
37:27According to tears.
37:29Even I got home and burst into tears.
37:31No, something specific.
37:32He was asked something.
37:33He's over there playing footy.
37:35Sam?
37:36Whether he misses his family.
37:37Indeed.
37:37Ask me if I miss my family, Tom.
37:39Sam?
37:40Do you miss your family?
37:46He's playing football for the University of Nebraska.
37:49Well, there's been a lot of health-related stories this week, which has inspired us to come up with a
37:54new segment.
37:55Yes, it's time for a dose of...
38:01Medical news.
38:03Oh.
38:05Sam?
38:06You should use that stethoscope to check this show.
38:10A little bit of medical-themed questions here.
38:14This is interesting.
38:15Doctors are urging teens to make sure they get their health advice from...
38:19Tony?
38:20Doogie Howser, FD.
38:23Why not?
38:25It's the same as...
38:26Kitty?
38:27TikTok?
38:28It's just quicker.
38:28It is.
38:29It's quicker.
38:30No, of course, it's the opposite.
38:31They're saying get your health advice.
38:33Well, from doctors, not influencers.
38:36Not indeed, not from...
38:36Doctors are saying that.
38:37Yes.
38:38That's a conflict of interest.
38:39Well, they're basically saying avoid, like, your social media, you know, outliers.
38:45Queensland Premier David Christofulli was not happy this week.
38:48That's between me and my doctor, same way as it is between you and yours.
38:51Wow.
38:52Wow.
38:52What's between him and his doctor?
38:55Lizzie?
38:55Really mean medical receptionist.
38:58Yeah, what?
38:58True.
38:59You've got to get in.
39:00You make the appointment, then you've got to run the gauntlet.
39:02Yes.
39:03But he's been asked something, I think, and he's not happy with what he's just been asked.
39:08Is that vaccine-related?
39:10Yeah, I'll pay that, Sam.
39:11He was asked whether or not he got a flu shot, because apparently Queensland vaccination rates
39:15are down there with...
39:16Dan, where are you at, vaccination-wise?
39:19Well, that's between me and my doctor.
39:24Boxer Nikita Zhu stunned fans with this news.
39:27I have technically become a carnivore.
39:29You have?
39:30Cannibal.
39:30No.
39:31Cannibal.
39:31Cannibal.
39:32Yes.
39:32How do you feel?
39:34You know, it's actually like a superpower.
39:36Wow.
39:37I've become a cannibal.
39:39What's he talking about?
39:40Sam.
39:41I think he's eating the placenta of his, um...
39:46Opponents?
39:49The mother...
39:50I was going to say the mother of his child.
39:51I didn't know if they were married, but it's, you know, it's...
39:53Yeah.
39:54He's been snacking on his wife's placenta and breast milk.
39:57Take a look.
39:57Here we go.
39:58No, we don't have...
39:59Oh, we don't have that.
40:01Thank God.
40:02Sam, you are...
40:04Oh, there's concerning data on Aussie consumers.
40:07Only 7% of Australians eat the recommended amount of...
40:11Recommended amount of...
40:13Kitty?
40:13Placenta?
40:14No.
40:15I'm not encouraging that.
40:17It's Lizzie.
40:18Judging by the location, um, is it fruit?
40:21It is indeed fruit and vegetables.
40:23Oh, and all too soon.
40:24That brings us to the end of...
40:25Oh, no!
40:26Many cool news.
40:29We've got to take a break.
40:30Back with our winner right after this.
40:42We're back.
40:43Let's join us for the time with a little Rapid Recall.
40:46And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
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40:52Start that clock.
40:54For the first time in 10 years, the people of Florida are now able to hunt what?
40:59Tony?
41:00Democrats.
41:01Is it...
41:02I think you're more in the, uh, Lizzie?
41:05Crocodile?
41:06Uh, yeah, animals are correct, but no, it's, uh, skiddy.
41:09Big bears.
41:10Yeah, black bears.
41:11Specifically, there must be a plague of them.
41:13Yes, Sam?
41:14When I'm hunting bears, I don't see colour.
41:19Legally.
41:21Legally, only black bears.
41:22So good of you.
41:23The Reserve Bank finally did what everyone expected them to do last time.
41:27What was it?
41:29Lizzie?
41:29Podcasts.
41:31We need to hear more about their decision-making.
41:34Now, where are they, Sam?
41:35Reduced interest rates.
41:37Yes, by 0.25%.
41:38Tool, Weezer and Garbage.
41:40What Australian event are they all headlining?
41:44Kitty?
41:45Tool, Weezer and Garbage.
41:46Isn't that the new breakfast team on Tripoli?
41:50I've got to touch Triple M Brisbane about it, doesn't it?
41:53It's not a breakfast team.
41:54Lizzie?
41:55Um, I signed up for it.
41:56I think it's called Good Things.
41:58Yes.
41:58Yes.
41:59Festival in Melbourne.
41:59Very excited.
42:00You really, you're a festival goer, are you Lizzie?
42:02Oh, wow.
42:02Yeah, did you see that?
42:03Lizzie paid that Good Things Festival in Melbourne, City Brisbane.
42:06Aussie Netflix subscribers were not happy this week.
42:09What's happened?
42:10Uh, Sam?
42:11No, not happy.
42:12It's, uh, Fisk keeps coming up in recommended shows.
42:16We get it.
42:18It's the algorithms.
42:19They know you like good comedy.
42:20New season out soon on Netflix.
42:23Coming in August, in fact.
42:24Look forward to that.
42:25But, in order to watch Fisk and other Netflix content, we're going to have to do Lizzie.
42:30You're going to have to pay more.
42:31Yes, they're monthly.
42:32Worth it, though.
42:33So worth it.
42:36Cadbury have recalled this popular chocolate over concerns it contains what?
42:41Tony?
42:41A ticket to a weird chocolate factory.
42:45Don't go there, kids.
42:47Ed, it's got placenta in it.
42:51Uh, it's always, is it, it's, it's, like, I'm going to have plastic.
42:55Yeah, that's a good guess.
42:56It's always plastic.
42:57Pieces of plastic.
42:58Uh, yes, Kitty?
42:59In its defence, though, it still tastes good.
43:01Sam, you can have the points.
43:03Paramount have just spent 7.7 billion US on the rights for watch.
43:08Ed.
43:09Just another wonderful decision by all of the decision makers here at the Paramount Global Network.
43:15Congratulations on the UFC deal.
43:17What a wonderful idea.
43:19You're not going to get an head with them.
43:21Well, not with that attitude, I'm not.
43:24Exciting week for Venus Williams.
43:26At 45, she's been given a wild card into what event?
43:30Uh, Lizzie?
43:31Menopause.
43:33Straight in.
43:34Possibly, but the event is?
43:36Oh, jeez.
43:38Okay.
43:39Sam?
43:40USO.
43:40Indeed.
43:41To be held at Hot Flushing Meadows.
43:43Wow.
43:45That's it.
43:46That's why we did that question.
43:48That's really good.
43:49He thought of that joke on Tuesday.
43:52I love that.
43:53I'm thrilled by that.
43:55Big weekend for the Wallabies.
43:56Oh, we're out of time.
43:58Let's check that final leaderboard.
43:59And our winner is Sam Pang.
44:02Thank you very much.
44:06Congratulations, brother.
44:08Thanks to everyone who's been part of the show tonight.
44:10We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
44:12when filming a mountain bike race.
44:15Here they come.
44:16Yeah, John!
44:17Oh, no.
44:18Oh!
44:20What the f***?
44:22Good night, Australia.
44:23See you all next week.
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