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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18 Episode 11
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00:00:01NTV
00:00:03Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race
00:00:05You need to use one of your eliminated sister's materials
00:00:09Whoa!
00:00:11To create festive fashions
00:00:12It had a lot of safety pins
00:00:13I wasn't expecting how many safety pins it was gonna have
00:00:15There are 800
00:00:16Bitch, safety pins was not in that goddamn suitcase
00:00:19That's some shenanigans
00:00:22Jane, don't
00:00:23You have done a miraculous job on it
00:00:26Can you please her?
00:00:27So technically well done
00:00:28I think this silhouette has perfect balance
00:00:31I'd like to say one of you is a winner, baby
00:00:34But first, I need to see your lip-sync
00:00:39Jane, don't
00:00:41You're a winner, baby
00:00:43Yes, Jane
00:00:53We're back in the workroom and nobody was eliminated
00:00:56Even though everybody thought somebody should be eliminated
00:01:01Discord
00:01:03Oh my god
00:01:05Half of 14 still
00:01:07Hey!
00:01:08Shit!
00:01:10Still
00:01:10Still seven
00:01:12Still seven
00:01:12Why is there still seven of us?
00:01:14That's annoying
00:01:15I was ready to get the numbers shorter
00:01:17Sorry, Discord
00:01:18Discord?
00:01:19Yes
00:01:20How do you feel post the who should go home question?
00:01:24Who should go home tonight?
00:01:26And why?
00:01:27I'm afraid I would have to say Discord
00:01:29Yes, the safety pins look great
00:01:31But it was not in the box
00:01:33I would say Discord
00:01:34Discord was not as resourceful
00:01:36I'll say Discord
00:01:37Discord could have pushed it further with using some other fabrics
00:01:43It does suck to have every single person say your name
00:01:46But it was like pretty safety pin based
00:01:49If you make it a part of your brand
00:01:51You can have as many exposed safety pins as you want
00:01:54She didn't care that she broke the rules of the challenge
00:01:56And she still stayed
00:01:57So
00:01:59Annoying
00:02:00All I heard was that Iman said I should be a designer
00:02:03I forgot that you guys want me to go home
00:02:05Because Iman wants me to be a designer
00:02:08My outfit is very clearly beautiful
00:02:11If all the girls would not have named me
00:02:13I could have been in the top
00:02:15Maybe, maybe I'll be in the top next week
00:02:18Now, I think I need to be drinking whatever the fuck
00:02:21Ms. Adam's delusional ass is drinking
00:02:23Because bitch, it's working
00:02:25She does not give a fuck
00:02:27A flying fuck actually
00:02:28What we have to think
00:02:29Well, Jane, congrats
00:02:32Jane, extra congrats
00:02:33Yeah!
00:02:34Congrats, Janey
00:02:36This was like the first time in this competition
00:02:38Where I was sweating
00:02:39So
00:02:40I'm feeling shockingly
00:02:44Confident
00:02:44Maybe I'm actually kind of good at this
00:02:46I am the first queen in the competition to get to three wins
00:02:51And I feel like this cements me as the front runner
00:02:55And I am just ready to take that energy and keep it moving
00:03:00Kenya, the very first week you were near the bottom for the design
00:03:04And now you're in the top for design
00:03:06To be in the top two for design challenge
00:03:09You better work
00:03:10Jesus
00:03:12Lord, patty, lord
00:03:14I need to buy a patty pie as soon as I get home
00:03:15Patty pie
00:03:16I want a patty pie right now, bitch
00:03:18Jane, is this how it feels?
00:03:20Like
00:03:20It's nice, right?
00:03:22Honey, I've had a mid-season turnaround
00:03:24Thank you, Jesus
00:03:26And for the past two weeks
00:03:28I feel like I've been killing these challenges
00:03:29But I'm getting edged and edged and edged
00:03:32And bitch, I need to bust
00:03:34Bitch, I wanna win
00:03:35I came close
00:03:36She snatched out my bosom
00:03:38I'm Jane Duck
00:03:39I don't do anything bad
00:03:41Cause I win everything!
00:03:44God damn it!
00:03:46I'm one of the few girls without a win
00:03:48And Jane has been in the top every single week
00:03:52And it would be so nice to see her at least safe
00:03:56Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane
00:03:58Kenya, you're gonna show girls Jane?
00:04:00Yeah, I'm gonna piss on her contact solution
00:04:02I'm Nancy Kerrigan in those kneecaps
00:04:04Wow!
00:04:08The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:04:11Will snatch an official makeup collaboration
00:04:13With Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
00:04:16And a cash prize of $200,000
00:04:19Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen
00:04:22With extra special guest judge, Oksko Okatsuka
00:04:26RuPaul's Drag Race
00:04:27Say the best drag queen wins
00:04:29The best drag queen wins
00:04:35It's such a new day!
00:04:38It is a brand new day in the workroom
00:04:40And bitch, I feel good, honey
00:04:42I'm still relishing off of my top placement from last week
00:04:45It does feel good that we did a whole challenge
00:04:47And they were like, you all are too sickening
00:04:50So we gotta keep you all
00:04:51Do you think there could be a, the judges could catch up
00:04:53And do a double elimination?
00:04:54Nene
00:04:55Nene
00:04:56Nene
00:04:56Let's not
00:04:57Like, why would you even like, play with that right now?
00:05:00We're always having a good time
00:05:01And then here comes Nene
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:07Oh!
00:05:08She's not already to have her
00:05:10Herses
00:05:10Herses
00:05:11Herses
00:05:12Roo rule number 87
00:05:14Okay
00:05:15Throwing shade takes a bit of creativity
00:05:19Being a bitch takes none
00:05:21Oh!
00:05:23Nene
00:05:26Hello, hello, hello!
00:05:28Oh!
00:05:29Looking very dapper today
00:05:31Surveillance
00:05:33My lucky seven
00:05:35Good morning
00:05:36Good morning
00:05:37Morning
00:05:37I want you to stop and take a moment
00:05:40To celebrate the sweet smell of success
00:05:43Mmm
00:05:45Because for today's mini challenge
00:05:47You need to say it and spray it
00:05:50As you make sensational perfume videos
00:05:54Oh!
00:05:55I love this!
00:05:57First, you'll select one of the transformational fragrances provided by Scentbird
00:06:02Then you'll get into quick before and after drag
00:06:05And in the end, the queen who comes out smelling like a rose wins
00:06:10Smell the skin, darling
00:06:11Mmm
00:06:12All of it
00:06:13All of it
00:06:13What?
00:06:14Ready?
00:06:15Scent spray
00:06:17Scentbird, New York
00:06:18So many to choose from
00:06:19Open those nostrils, ladies
00:06:21The first step in this mini challenge is picking which fragrance we will be making our ad for
00:06:26Whoa!
00:06:26Oh!
00:06:28I think I'm gonna choose this one
00:06:29Now that we've chosen our fragrances, it's time to go make a commercial
00:06:34Okay queens, let's take a look at your perfume videos
00:06:38Jane, don't
00:06:39You kiss your mother with that mouth?
00:06:42Bitch please, by confessions of a rebel
00:06:45I'm not delusional
00:06:46You are!
00:06:51Darlene Mitchell
00:06:52Life is 80% aspiration, 20% perspiration
00:06:59Steamed rainbow by Diaz and Jerga, smell all my colors
00:07:09Discord Adams
00:07:10I've never met a stranger that I didn't love
00:07:14Oh yes, by confessions of a rebel, for the gal who has everything except boundaries
00:07:23Mikey Meeks
00:07:24Men say I'm high maintenance
00:07:26I prefer luxury model
00:07:30I'm expensive, by Deck of Scarlet
00:07:33For the bitch who's fully loaded
00:07:39Oh, the she who is
00:07:42Oh yes, this
00:07:46Juicy love Dion
00:07:47People say I'm full of it
00:07:50And they're right
00:07:53Intention by Fluid Project
00:07:55That's my power you're smelling
00:08:01Can you please her?
00:08:02I like my wigs how I like my relationships
00:08:06Messy
00:08:08Dirty Peach by Heretic
00:08:10Bad choices
00:08:12Smell good
00:08:20Nini Coco
00:08:21What's love got to do with it?
00:08:23You tell me
00:08:26Catch feelings by Five Cent
00:08:28I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed
00:08:32Yeah
00:08:34Lady Kings, you are all smelliquent
00:08:38But one of you hit just the right top note
00:08:41The winner of today's mini challenge is
00:08:45Mikey Meeks
00:08:49Another mini challenge win?
00:08:51I'm on a hot streak
00:08:52You've won a cash prize of $2500
00:08:55Yes, oh my gosh
00:08:57Courtesy of Scentbird
00:08:58Thank you Scentbird
00:08:59My queens
00:09:00In the drag race multiverse
00:09:02There is one superstar
00:09:04Who is truly
00:09:06Out of her mind
00:09:08Only one?
00:09:10For this week's maxi challenge
00:09:11You'll be toasting and roasting
00:09:14The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars
00:09:17Oh my god
00:09:19Alyssa Edwards
00:09:23The one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards
00:09:28You know, Division Season 5
00:09:29Division All-Stars 2
00:09:31And the winner of Global All-Stars
00:09:33And remember, she don't get cute
00:09:35She gets rock-dead gorgeous
00:09:39Alyssa is known for her tongue pop
00:09:41Her floor work as Annie Oakley
00:09:43Fighting with Pokemon trees
00:09:45Girl, look how orange you fucking look, girl
00:09:47For her many, many catchphrases
00:09:50Back rolls
00:09:51Gila monster
00:09:52Brigamorous girl
00:09:54You think you're clever, don't you?
00:09:56Now later today, you'll workshop your toast material
00:10:00With Michelle Visage
00:10:01And the shilarious
00:10:04Atsuko Okatsuka
00:10:06I love Rose
00:10:10This is such an essential component
00:10:12Of what being a drag queen is about
00:10:15It's reading
00:10:16It's comedy writing
00:10:18So I'm extremely excited to do this
00:10:21Now tomorrow on the main stage
00:10:22You'll raise your glasses and asses
00:10:26As you give a toast to Alyssa Edwards
00:10:29Ok
00:10:31At this point in the competition
00:10:34It's really important to get a win
00:10:36But I don't really quite know how to roast
00:10:40Now Mikey, as the winner of today's mini challenge
00:10:43You get to pick the toast order
00:10:45Oh
00:10:48Racer, start your engines
00:10:50And may the best drag queen win
00:10:53Yeah!
00:10:55For this roast, everybody's fair game
00:10:57Including the other queens
00:10:59And the queens feel that I come in hot
00:11:01So every time that I say anything
00:11:03It's getting hit with
00:11:05Oh, whoa, whoa
00:11:06And now I've got to roast these girls
00:11:13This week's maxi challenge
00:11:14We are roasting and toasting
00:11:16The one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards
00:11:19Oh, I can't say that
00:11:20Oh, I can't say that
00:11:21Oh, I can't say that
00:11:21I can't say that
00:11:22And girl, I'm excited
00:11:24I feel like I'm a funny bitch
00:11:26I've never roasted
00:11:27I'm not a roaster
00:11:29That's so strange
00:11:30You are such a mean, despicable person
00:11:33I would have figured this isn't your wheelhouse
00:11:35I would think that
00:11:40I'm sorry
00:11:42That's where you go
00:11:43You too
00:11:44So for this roast
00:11:45I'm just kind of coming up with
00:11:47Words that I find funny
00:11:49It's time for Alyssa Edwards to quit drag
00:11:52Full stop
00:11:53Bitch, sit your ass down
00:11:54And shut the hell up, bitch
00:11:57Darling
00:11:58That's not a joke
00:12:02Anyway, who do you think is going home this week?
00:12:05Well, with the flames coming off of this paper
00:12:07It's not gonna be me, girl
00:12:09I'm making myself laugh
00:12:15So I'm hoping that that translates
00:12:17Ooh, yeah, get those hands
00:12:19Nice and warm
00:12:20Cause they eat coming out of here
00:12:25Oh God, I don't know how to do it first
00:12:28I get to pick the order of the roast
00:12:30Which is a bit daunting
00:12:31Are you trying to be shady?
00:12:33Or are you trying to make it a good roast?
00:12:35Or both?
00:12:36Or both?
00:12:37Top seven
00:12:37Yeah
00:12:38I have to be strategic in some ways
00:12:41If I was her
00:12:42I'll be shady boots
00:12:44But don't do that to me
00:12:47Bitch, don't do that to me
00:12:48Mikey, stop!
00:12:52Hi
00:12:53Hi
00:12:54Class is in session
00:12:56It is time to meet up with our comedy coaches
00:12:58I have set the order of the roast
00:13:01And we're doing a table read
00:13:02So that means we're all hearing each other's critiques
00:13:05Oh my gosh, with the notebooks
00:13:07They're gonna need them
00:13:08Yup
00:13:09Say hello to Ozko Okatsuka
00:13:11Hello
00:13:13Hi, hi
00:13:14Oh my gosh, nice to meet you
00:13:15She is a comedian, actress, and writer
00:13:18And she's here to help with your toast jokes
00:13:21I am so excited to be here
00:13:22And yeah, let's have fun
00:13:24Starting with Discord
00:13:26Hi
00:13:26Now Discord, you're the first up
00:13:28Mikey, you did the order
00:13:31I did
00:13:31Was that Sabotage, putting Discord first?
00:13:34Last week, we all said that she should go home
00:13:37So I do think it's a chance to push herself
00:13:39All is fair in love and drag
00:13:41How do you feel about that?
00:13:43Um, I've done roasts before
00:13:45And then they're like, wow, you actually are funny
00:13:48Okay
00:13:49So you're setting the bar kind of high
00:13:51Saying that this is kind of your wheelhouse
00:13:54Yeah, you know, I go into everything delusionally confident, so
00:13:56And I love that
00:13:58So let's see what you're working with
00:14:00When Alyssa takes off her makeup, the features are gone, honey
00:14:02I've seen more chin on an earthworm
00:14:05What else you got?
00:14:06The only thing getting older than RuPaul
00:14:07Are jokes about RuPaul being old
00:14:09Seriously, girls, the material's right in front of you
00:14:12Test her memory
00:14:13Quick, Ru, what's her name?
00:14:14I like it
00:14:15You did do her a favor by putting her first
00:14:18Thank you
00:14:19Yeah, incredible start
00:14:20This is one challenge that I feel I can really excel at
00:14:24And if I can just beat Jane out this time
00:14:27I could get a win here
00:14:28Jane, don't
00:14:29You come up right after Discord
00:14:31Yeah
00:14:32So what was your thinking with that?
00:14:34Don't be near Jane
00:14:35Hey!
00:14:37Well, I decided to take a real left turn
00:14:40Oh
00:14:40And we're starting with Michelle the whore jokes
00:14:43Yeah, no, my favorite
00:14:44Yeah, of course
00:14:45Michelle has had so many men from New Jersey inside of her
00:14:48That when you hold her vagina up to your ear, you can hear Bon Jovi
00:14:52Oh my God
00:14:54Don't tell me anymore, I want to left
00:14:55Okay, okay, okay
00:14:56You got it
00:14:57I am following Jane, the funniest bitch in the room
00:14:59Oh shit
00:15:00I have a tough act to follow
00:15:02Don't I?
00:15:04Juicy Love Dion
00:15:05Are you nervous?
00:15:06How you feeling about this, Juicy?
00:15:07Um
00:15:07I wouldn't necessarily consider myself a comedian
00:15:09Okay, no
00:15:10I know you're a dancing queen
00:15:12I know I'm following Jane
00:15:13I definitely have to keep the energy up
00:15:16Not just energy
00:15:17You need to have confidence
00:15:19Yes
00:15:19Here we go, Juice
00:15:20My name is Juicy Love Dion
00:15:22And I promise I'm not dumb
00:15:24I just have bad luck thinking
00:15:27But enough about me being born from the top of a ladder
00:15:31Wait, I don't get it
00:15:32Being born
00:15:33Like, dropped from the top of
00:15:34Drop on her head as a baby
00:15:36If you have to explain it
00:15:38It's pretty funny, you know?
00:15:39You're born from the top of a ladder
00:15:41Like, you're instantly dropped on your head
00:15:44That's what, that's
00:15:45Okay, I'm not getting any laughs in the room right now
00:15:49I'm kidding
00:15:52If you're gonna lean into like, I'm dumb
00:15:54Yeah
00:15:56Bring a character to it
00:15:58Okay
00:15:58Right?
00:15:59And that could be in your inflection
00:16:00In your delivery
00:16:01Think of people who have made it their thing
00:16:04Goldie Hawn
00:16:05Mm-hmm
00:16:05Jessica Simpson
00:16:06Yes
00:16:07If you're gonna do it, then do it
00:16:10Mm-hmm
00:16:11If that's what you choose
00:16:13Darlene Mitchell
00:16:14Do you have like, a joke that you might do?
00:16:17Yeah, yeah
00:16:17Alyssa was stripped of her 2010 Miss Gay America title for conflicts of interest with the organization
00:16:22The real conflict of interest that she should be concerned with is how those shoulders still don't match those hips
00:16:29It's a long way to go for that punchline
00:16:30You're gonna get through one girl
00:16:32Okay
00:16:33Alyssa was one of the most talented dancers this show has ever seen
00:16:37But now a jump split is more like a jump splat
00:16:40Uh, discord, you're writing a lot
00:16:45Yeah
00:16:46Are you writing jokes?
00:16:47Or are you copying jokes?
00:16:48Oh, Darlene's really, really bad joke that she just told
00:16:52I promise you I'm not stealing that
00:16:54Jump splat
00:16:55Yeah
00:16:56That's a good one
00:16:57Underline
00:16:58The Arrietty over here
00:16:59Yeah
00:17:00You have a really twisted sense of humor
00:17:03Yeah
00:17:03So it's just waiting to come out
00:17:05But it's gotta be grand enough for us to see that
00:17:08Otherwise it'll be like, ooh
00:17:10Yeah, lean into the physical humor too
00:17:13Okay
00:17:14Nene Coco
00:17:15Hello
00:17:16Hi
00:17:16Should I try some of the Alyssa jokes?
00:17:18Okay, there's a few things I know about Texas
00:17:20Everything is bigger there
00:17:22And by everything, I mean Alyssa's old overbite
00:17:25Oh, okay
00:17:26I feel like I look like Alyssa Edwards
00:17:28If Alyssa Edwards was good at makeup
00:17:34The jokes that I wanna tell are not landing
00:17:37And I'm trying to shrink myself
00:17:39Because I don't want to
00:17:41I don't know
00:17:43I gotta figure this out
00:17:44I feel like something I struggle with is the girls
00:17:47They always say that I come in really hot with shade sometimes
00:17:50Who says that about you?
00:17:52I think everybody
00:17:53Everybody
00:17:54The tough part for me is
00:17:55I do laugh along with it
00:17:57But like, you know
00:17:58Sometimes I feel like now when I do speak up
00:18:00They're always just like, whoa
00:18:02No matter what I say
00:18:04Even if it's like the girl next to me says the same thing
00:18:06I'm trying to just make sure that I still show them love
00:18:10And not just like feel like I'm attacking them all the time
00:18:13It sounds to me like this could potentially hold you back
00:18:17I do not want you to do that
00:18:19Maybe you're just not skilled at reading the room
00:18:21I feel like I'm getting caught up in my own social anxiety about all of this
00:18:25And I'm getting so stifled by what I can and cannot do
00:18:29And it's causing me to spiral
00:18:32Yes
00:18:34You've heard me say it a million times
00:18:36There's a fine line between mean
00:18:38Right
00:18:38And roasting somebody
00:18:39Or mean and shady
00:18:40Shade is said with a wink wink
00:18:42Nudge nudge behind it
00:18:44Yeah
00:18:44You can do it NeNe
00:18:46Now Kenya, you are funny
00:18:48Thank you
00:18:48And you light up a room
00:18:49You are filled with charisma
00:18:51But are you filled with jokes?
00:18:53Michelle, I'm gonna fucking try
00:18:55Go on Kenya
00:18:56My time in this competition is a lot like my dating history
00:18:59A lot of bottoming
00:18:59While a tall black man tells me to beat my inner saboteur
00:19:03Speaking of inner saboteur
00:19:05Hi Darlene
00:19:05Can I borrow some of those lovely bricks that you call shoes?
00:19:09You have your perspective down
00:19:11So you have like the hard part down
00:19:13Yeah, it's really just then committing to that voice
00:19:15Right
00:19:16Mikey Meeks
00:19:17Hi
00:19:17Mikey, you put yourself last
00:19:19I did
00:19:20Wow
00:19:20She wants to be the closer
00:19:25All right, let's hear some of the stuff that you got
00:19:27Okay
00:19:28Last year Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother tucking world
00:19:32We're never getting out of this trade war
00:19:34Okay
00:19:35Alyssa's idea of foreign policy is ordering extra breadsticks at Olive Garden
00:19:41Alyssa embodies everything about C-U-N-T
00:19:44Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and testosterone
00:19:50I think it's good
00:19:51Any questions?
00:19:52And for us?
00:19:53Do y'all validate parking?
00:19:57It's a little
00:19:58Yeah, time's up
00:19:59After meeting with the comedy coaches
00:20:01Part of me is like
00:20:02Is this good enough?
00:20:04Do I have what it takes to close out the roast?
00:20:08Can I live to the expectation?
00:20:10I don't know
00:20:11I don't know
00:20:17Whoa
00:20:18Oh my god
00:20:19Whoa
00:20:20Killing it
00:20:21Today's the day we will be delivering a roast in front of Alyssa herself and the judges
00:20:26And I am nervous
00:20:29This is gonna be something
00:20:33Here comes Darlene dragging her little car
00:20:36You look like you're selling Mary Kay
00:20:40Can you please her?
00:20:43Mikey, how are you feeling?
00:20:45I woke up high on the wrong side of the bed this morning
00:20:48I think the anxiety got to me a little bit
00:20:50To be honest, I'm a little in my head right now
00:20:53I am feeling the pressure of having to close the roast
00:20:56So overnight I rewrote the roast
00:21:01After the rewrite and looking at the material I think I found what I want to say
00:21:07It's a little pressure closing it out and I did that to myself
00:21:09Girl I'm going right before you
00:21:11Yes, how do you feel?
00:21:11I feel very good
00:21:14Yeah
00:21:14She's feeling good from her head to her shoes
00:21:16I'm gonna add a suit, bitch
00:21:18Right
00:21:18Down
00:21:19I feel like it's in a good place
00:21:21But honey, I fucked up Snatch Game
00:21:25I cannot fuck this up
00:21:26It's showtime, folks
00:21:28And I need to get up in this gig, girl
00:21:33How are we feeling?
00:21:34I don't know
00:21:35I feel like this whole process has really let me know that my brain works so differently than everyone else
00:21:42in the room
00:21:43You know what I mean?
00:21:43Like it's not the typical like set up, set up, punch line
00:21:48Here's the knife, you know what I mean?
00:21:50It's not gonna be how the other girls are technically putting together a roast joke
00:21:54But I'm gonna get some laughs, I hope
00:21:57A different flavor is sometimes appreciated
00:21:59But sometimes a different flavor can
00:22:02Flop?
00:22:03Flop
00:22:04It's a big swing
00:22:05But at this point in the competition, without having a win, I need to swing big
00:22:12How's yours going, NeNe?
00:22:13I think it's funny
00:22:14Did you keep some of your signature NeNe sting?
00:22:17Ah, you know, we'll see
00:22:19It's elimination day and I'm nervous
00:22:21I feel that the table read was interesting
00:22:24A lot of feelings were put out on the table
00:22:26I'm still trying to connect all the dots
00:22:29Alright, I'm gonna check in with NeNe
00:22:30NeNe seemed to be having a tough time getting her footing
00:22:36NeNe, how you feeling?
00:22:38I know yesterday you were feeling emotional
00:22:42How are you?
00:22:43How are we with that today?
00:22:45I don't know
00:22:46Like this whole competition have been telling myself
00:22:48Like, I know who I am
00:22:49I know what I can do all this stuff
00:22:51But then it's in those moments that these insecurities crack through
00:22:54And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
00:23:00I, I think Michelle was right
00:23:01I was like, I sometimes don't know how to read the room
00:23:03And I'm trying to figure out like, I want to connect with y'all
00:23:07And I like, struggle to do that in moments
00:23:10It's okay that sometimes you just like kind of come in hot
00:23:13To my mind what seems like it might be helpful is like, I do think you just need to like
00:23:16own it a little bit
00:23:17It's better to just own that and be like, that just is who you are, I think
00:23:22Than to get in your head about it
00:23:24Because in my experience, that's when those moments get like worse
00:23:28And I think, you know, obviously it sounds like we could all probably stand to be a bit more like
00:23:32sensitive
00:23:32About not like going in quite so hard on it
00:23:35I do just want to like keep with the girls
00:23:36Right
00:23:37I don't want to have to tiptoe around y'all
00:23:38I don't want y'all to have to tiptoe around me
00:23:39I came into the competition knowing that I could handle a challenge
00:23:43But I was not expecting to deal with all of the social interactions
00:23:48That came with this competition
00:23:50All right, well it's been good talking to you
00:23:53Good talk
00:23:53Winnie the Pooh
00:23:54Can I give you a hug?
00:23:55Yeah
00:23:55I think you're cool, Jane
00:23:58No matter what, anybody else
00:23:59Fuck off
00:24:01I know that I can be funny
00:24:02And especially coming off the Snatch Game
00:24:04I know that I can make this roast good
00:24:07I've just gotta really lean into the material that I've got
00:24:10And hope that I can sell it
00:24:12Without being a total bitch
00:24:18Why you mad?
00:24:20Cause my pussy pops more civilly
00:24:21And yours don't
00:24:23Yeah
00:24:24I love your laugh, Mikey
00:24:25Yeah
00:24:27Yeah
00:24:27Yeah
00:24:27It kinda sounds like you're powering down
00:24:30Honey, we all know when Mikey powers down
00:24:32It's getting ridiculous
00:24:33Mikey is crazy
00:24:34She will literally be in the middle of talking to me
00:24:37She'll be like, you know what?
00:24:38Mm-mm
00:24:39I actually saw you power down during the table read
00:24:42You were like
00:24:45It was after the
00:24:46Why did you put yourself last?
00:24:51Mikey, you put yourself last
00:24:52I did
00:24:53She wants to be the closer
00:24:57Yeah, I don't know
00:24:58I'm a weird person
00:24:59Sometimes
00:25:00I'm talking to myself in my brain
00:25:02And I genuinely power down
00:25:04Yeah
00:25:09See, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
00:25:13Ooh, I'm back
00:25:15Where she goes
00:25:16We do not know
00:25:17What's happening in that noggin
00:25:19Mikey fully might be a robot at this point
00:25:38How the girl?
00:25:40Put the bass in your walk
00:25:42Head to toe
00:25:44Let your whole body chop
00:25:46Wow
00:25:47Yes!
00:25:48What?
00:25:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:25:52Here's looking at you, kid
00:25:54It's Michelle Visage
00:25:56L'chaim
00:25:58Cheers, my queers
00:26:00It's Ross Matthews
00:26:02Bottoms up
00:26:05And the wonderful
00:26:08Oksko Okatsuka
00:26:10Here's to the best bowl cut in the business
00:26:13Move over, Beatles
00:26:14I'm serving John and Yoko
00:26:19This week we challenge our queens
00:26:21To toast the incomparable
00:26:23Alyssa Edwards
00:26:24Racers
00:26:26Start your engines
00:26:27And may the best drag queen
00:26:28Win
00:26:31From beautiful downtown Pacoima
00:26:36It's a toast
00:26:37To Alyssa Edwards
00:26:40Now
00:26:41Here's Alyssa
00:26:45Oh my goodness
00:26:50Jesus
00:26:53Welcome darling
00:26:54Thank you for the invitation
00:26:56To the annual family roast
00:26:58But to you ladies
00:27:00I want all of y'all to take a good look at this
00:27:03Before you annihilate me
00:27:05Cause it's never gonna get this good for you
00:27:10Now let's start this shindig, come on
00:27:15First up
00:27:16It's Discord Adam
00:27:19Good evening, good evening, good evening
00:27:21And welcome to the toast
00:27:22Of the dancing diva
00:27:24Of Mesquite, Texas
00:27:25A woman whose back rolls enter the room before she does
00:27:29The beautiful
00:27:30The honorable
00:27:31The unintelligible
00:27:34Alyssa Edwards
00:27:35Yes
00:27:36Yes
00:27:36Yes
00:27:37So let's start with a toast, shall we
00:27:39Uh-huh
00:27:40Here is to honor
00:27:41Hitting on her
00:27:43Kissing on her
00:27:44Loving on her
00:27:46And if you can't come in her
00:27:47Come on her
00:27:49Michelle knows what I'm talking about
00:27:51Michelle knows what I'm talking about
00:27:52Oh yeah, Michelle
00:27:54We can't forget the queen of all queens
00:27:57RuPaul
00:27:59But you know
00:28:00Uh-oh
00:28:02She spilled her drink
00:28:03Let's get real here
00:28:04The only thing older than RuPaul
00:28:06Are jokes about RuPaul being old
00:28:10No, no, I'm joking everyone
00:28:12Without RuPaul and her legacy
00:28:13I would not be standing here today
00:28:15Waiting for these girls to bomb
00:28:19But now it's time for the beast of the hour
00:28:22Does anybody even know what Alyssa is saying?
00:28:25Chirpin' like a squirpin' like a
00:28:27Rig-a-Morris
00:28:28Seriously, trying to figure you out is harder than Kenya reading the menu at the Cheesecake Factory
00:28:36Cause I'm fat
00:28:37When Alyssa takes her makeup off, the features are gone, honey
00:28:40I have seen more features on an egg
00:28:45There are jokes
00:28:46It's just that they're not that funny
00:28:48Maybe it's the Sith Lord hood
00:28:50It just doesn't feel fun
00:28:52And now it's time for the top
00:28:54We are all dying to see bottom
00:28:55Welcome, Jane Don't
00:29:00Thank you, Lord Voldemort
00:29:02It's an honor to be in a room full of such extraordinary queer artists
00:29:07And Nene Coco
00:29:10RuPaul is here
00:29:11RuPaul is so old
00:29:13The first time she asked
00:29:14Why it gotta be black
00:29:16She was talking about the plague
00:29:20But enough about RuPaul
00:29:21Let's talk about her dedicated team of elder care specialists
00:29:25Hi, Michelle
00:29:26Hi
00:29:26Michelle famously placed seventh on strictly cum dancing
00:29:31But she always places first on strictly cum guzzling
00:29:38I cannot believe that I am in the presence of the Ross Matthews
00:29:44Or as he's known by most of America
00:29:47That faggot on the Drew Barrymore show
00:29:52It's true
00:29:52I like that one
00:29:53It's true
00:29:54It's true
00:29:54Thank you
00:29:56Mikey Meeks is here
00:29:57Everybody give it up for Mikey
00:29:58Yeah
00:29:58Mikey has a BFA
00:30:00That's right
00:30:01A blown out fucking asshole
00:30:05It's true
00:30:06What?
00:30:08A BFA?
00:30:10But on to the woman of the hour, Alyssa Edwards
00:30:14Alyssa you are the pride of Texas
00:30:16Oh wait, I'm sorry I read that wrong
00:30:18Alyssa your back is as wide as Texas
00:30:21I'd love to make jokes about you losing crowns
00:30:24But I don't want to bring up your teeth
00:30:25And now give it up for the one child George Bush left behind
00:30:30It's Juicy Love Dion!
00:30:33That was good bitch
00:30:36Jane's too smart
00:30:38She's really good at this
00:30:39Now I gotta follow her
00:30:40Damn
00:30:41We are gathered here today to celebrate the career of Alyssa Edwards
00:30:47But first, Michelle Visage
00:30:49Hi, Michelle
00:30:50Hi
00:30:51The only thing drier than Michelle's humor
00:30:53Is Ross Matthews' vagina
00:30:56That's true
00:30:57I'm so glad you can take time off
00:31:00From being Drew Barrymore's new pet gay
00:31:03To come back to being RuPaul's Bishon Frise
00:31:07We missed you
00:31:11Girl, what is Juicy even talking about? I don't know
00:31:14I can't even follow but I know it's not funny
00:31:15Ru, a few weeks ago you asked me a very tough question
00:31:20Who are you?
00:31:22And I had to dig really deep for this answer
00:31:26I'm Juicy Love Dion!
00:31:30Not Georges!
00:31:33And finally, our guest of honor, Alyssa Edwards
00:31:38You know, watching you be such a great dance teacher and mentor on Dancing Queen
00:31:43All I could think about is
00:31:45Wow
00:31:48I can't believe I have nothing better to do than watch Dancing Queen
00:31:51Oh!
00:31:52You really inspire me to be a better dancer, actor, and comedian
00:31:58Because if not, then it's gonna take me three tries to win RuPaul's Drag Race
00:32:02Well, bitch, at this rate, it's gonna take more than three
00:32:05Oh!
00:32:05Oh, bless Juicy's heart
00:32:09This is not her challenge
00:32:11And now, a woman who brought to this competition her soft heart and hard fronts
00:32:19It's Darlene Mitchell
00:32:23You've heard of Carrot Top, but have you ever heard of Carrot Bottom?
00:32:29Hello RuPaul!
00:32:31Ru, this show is truly a unique, unmatched experience
00:32:35A room full of queens struggling to top
00:32:38Some of us top
00:32:40One doesn't
00:32:41Hi Discord!
00:32:46The room is honestly pretty quiet
00:32:49I need to turn this around
00:32:51I am just going for it
00:32:53These girls have been calling me a prop queen all season
00:32:56And I just don't see it
00:33:01Oh, look!
00:33:02A burger!
00:33:05Oh my
00:33:07Can you please her?
00:33:09We told her we were having a roast tonight
00:33:11And this bitch showed up with coleslaw and macaroni
00:33:17And now, let's talk about the other big girl
00:33:21And I'm talking about Alyssa Edwards
00:33:25Ego
00:33:25Ooh!
00:33:27What, too harsh?
00:33:28How about I say it with a clown nose?
00:33:30Oh, oh!
00:33:32What?
00:33:34She looks so excited to be here
00:33:37But that just must be all that illegal Botox
00:33:48This is the most unhinged thing that I have ever seen in a roast
00:33:52And I think I like it?
00:33:57RuPaul
00:33:57Getting to know you these past few weeks
00:34:00I feel like I can confidently assume
00:34:02Gerbils are not off the table for you, mama!
00:34:07Am I right?
00:34:12Bossy Rossy
00:34:14Ross, you just make me so horny
00:34:16I could reach under the desk right now to get a top placement tonight
00:34:21Banana!
00:34:26That's it for me
00:34:27And up next
00:34:29Nene Coco
00:34:32And one more thing, Michelle
00:34:34What?
00:34:35Why you mad?
00:34:42Darlene's roast set will go down in history
00:34:45It is so completely batshit insane
00:34:48This is genius
00:34:52Welcome back to a toast to Alyssa Edwards
00:34:55Thank you, everyone
00:34:57Let's give it up one more time for Darlene Mitchell
00:35:00You know, out of drag, she's kind of the trait of the season
00:35:05I would hook up with her
00:35:07But I'd have to put a bag over her artistic choices to be able to do so
00:35:12Before we get to the handsome woman of the hour
00:35:16I would like to take a moment to celebrate the judges
00:35:19For those that don't know, RuPaul is the first drag queen ever
00:35:28Rue is so old, her new Covergirl remix goes from
00:35:31Put that base in your walk
00:35:34To put tennis balls on the base of that walker
00:35:39Also, Ross is here
00:35:41Ross was on Celebrity Big Brother
00:35:43Who looked at Ross and said
00:35:45Yeah, Celebrity
00:35:47Ooh, hair
00:35:49Oddsko is here
00:35:50It was an honor to meet you yesterday
00:35:52My first thought was
00:35:54Wow, I'm really craving coconuts
00:35:57My second thought
00:35:58Who does your hair?
00:35:59I'd like to avoid them
00:36:00Oh, come on
00:36:01On to the superstar herself
00:36:05People constantly tell me that I look like Alyssa Edwards
00:36:09Do you see it?
00:36:10Yes
00:36:10I do see it a little bit
00:36:11And it might be because we share the same foundation shade
00:36:14White privilege
00:36:18Back in the day, the phrase, everything is bigger in Texas
00:36:21Had exclusively applied to her overbite
00:36:25But that is all for me
00:36:26And up next, we have a bathroom queen
00:36:28Which means, if you need to take a potty break
00:36:31Now's the time to do it
00:36:32It's Kenya Pleaser
00:36:35Thank you so much, Nene, for that
00:36:40Honey, when I heard we were toasting
00:36:41I got really excited
00:36:43And I bought all the jelly I could find in a 30-mile radius
00:36:46It must be jelly, cause jam, don't shake, girl
00:36:48Yes, bitch
00:36:49See, my time in this competition
00:36:51Has been a lot like my dating history
00:36:55Plenty of bottoming
00:36:56While a black man tells me to beat the inner saboteur
00:37:01Speaking of inner saboteur
00:37:03Hi, Darlene
00:37:04Can I borrow some of those shoes that you call bricks?
00:37:07Or some of those bricks that you call shoes?
00:37:10The judges have been on Discord's walk all season long
00:37:14Discord's walk is so stiff and uncomfortable to look at
00:37:17It reminds me of Ross Matthews
00:37:19It does, truly
00:37:21Mm-hmm
00:37:25Crickets
00:37:26Crickets
00:37:27Crickets
00:37:27That's the only thing I hear
00:37:28There is not a single joke landing
00:37:32Alyssa, I love and adore you so very much
00:37:36Me and Alyssa have so much in common
00:37:38We're both from the south
00:37:40Mm-hmm
00:37:41Mm-hmm
00:37:41We both love sweet tea
00:37:44We do
00:37:44We do, yes
00:37:46Mm-hmm
00:37:46And we both have back rolls
00:37:49Bitch, we both share back rolls, honey
00:37:52And Alyssa, I totally understood you when you called Riga Morris, honey
00:37:55But bitch, could you call it something else?
00:37:57I heard Riga and I got scared, bitch
00:38:00Girl, I was like, Rue, what the fuck does she call us?
00:38:04Kenya
00:38:05Energy
00:38:0610
00:38:07Jokes
00:38:082
00:38:09And closing out our toast and our roast for this evening
00:38:12A beast of a woman, I mean, my good sister, Mikey Meeks
00:38:17Thank you
00:38:19Woo
00:38:19Well, wasn't that terrible?
00:38:25Good evening, everyone
00:38:27I am the drag ingenue, Mikey Meeks
00:38:31We have some amazing queens who perform tonight
00:38:33Discord Adams is here
00:38:35Her place in the competition is like Jane Doan's hairline
00:38:40Receding
00:38:43Juicy is such a slut
00:38:45When she says the juice is loose, she means it
00:38:53Ross, so good to see you
00:38:55And I'm happy Drew Barrymore let you out of her basement
00:38:59Yeah
00:38:59Rossi puts the lotion on his skin or else it gets the hose again
00:39:06Well, we are here today to celebrate a leader, a mentor, and a teacher
00:39:12Which is why Texas may be last in education
00:39:16Alyssa Edwards
00:39:18Oh my fucking bitch
00:39:20Last year Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother-talking world
00:39:26Really?
00:39:27What do you know about global issues?
00:39:30To her, a trade war is when her tricks find out she's a top
00:39:39Bitch, Mikey, why are you so good?
00:39:42Oh my god
00:39:42Oh, I'm living
00:39:43We love you queens
00:39:47And now, let's give the last word to the star of the night, Alyssa Edwards
00:39:56What a night to remember, Ru
00:39:58Thank you so very much for inviting me
00:40:01I have just one thing to say to these monsters
00:40:05I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous
00:40:22I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous
00:40:36Follow this act you bitches
00:40:48Category is swept away a first just scored Adams
00:40:54Don't you just love riding a hog my favorite swept away a runway outfit that blows in the wind bitch
00:41:02I'm a motorcycle I am metal head-to-toe I have flames shooting off on my back
00:41:09This is very punk. This is very metal. This look is very loudly discord
00:41:15And it's another look that was made from the minds of the house of Adams
00:41:23Michelle why can you handle bar this I can she's a motocross dresser
00:41:30Jane don't Jane was born with a silver spoon on her head
00:41:37My look is a gorgeous air tape inspired showgirl costume
00:41:43So I wanted to give something that had that kind of art deco 1910s 1920s vibe
00:41:49I have 20 pounds of sequin fringe hanging off both of my arms
00:41:54I should have done reps before I wore this costume
00:41:57But I'm keeping those arms extended. I love this look. Jane, can you go stage right? There's some dust over
00:42:03there
00:42:05You got it. Thank you great work. Yes, sweep me up before you go go
00:42:10Juicy love Dion. Don't you hate folding a fitted sheet? This is obviously a queen-size fitted sheet
00:42:17Mama, I'm serving drama on the runway supermodel that got stuck in the strings of a parachute
00:42:24And that's what I'm giving with this Linda Evangelista type of hair
00:42:27I know that that parachute is getting some life behind me and continues to move even when I stop
00:42:33I feel like I'm shooting for Vogue right now. I think I'm eating this
00:42:37Juicy, you ate that
00:42:39Someone finally invented something to catch your farts in
00:42:45Darlene Mitchell reporting from the hurricane zone forecast calls for a 69% chance that she's a whore
00:42:54Is a storm coming I sure hope not because this fabric umbrella covered in feathers ain't gonna do shit
00:43:00I'm just your everyday girl trying to hold this pose fiercely, but this wind just won't let up girl
00:43:07And I am giving supermodel couture down, but it wouldn't be me if it wasn't tacky as heck
00:43:14Well, they said there was a cold front moving in. Hey, you remember Mary Poppins. Yeah, this is Mary Poopins
00:43:21Up next Kenya pleaser Kenya pleaser more like Kenya breezer
00:43:28I am gone with the wind fabulous baby, and I'm giving you black afro fairy down, honey
00:43:34I have on my fairy wing and there's a gorgeous iridescent lavender color
00:43:40I want little girls to see this to be like mama look at that little black fairy
00:43:44I want to be her when I grow up it is cutesy its body positive and honey most importantly is
00:43:49black when Tinkerbell is looking good as hell
00:43:52Mikey Meeks neely O'hara live at the flamingo Vegas
00:43:59Apparently she's the gust of honor
00:44:01Oh, okay. I am covering the stage in 20 yards of orange chiffon
00:44:06So you cannot miss me the fan is blowing my hair is up. I feel so beautiful in this moment
00:44:13I wanted to pay tribute to the divas who raised me who would perform with a spotlight a fan and
00:44:20some flowing fabric
00:44:21And that is the act. I'm giving what and airhead. Oh
00:44:26She just got her second wind
00:44:30Nini Coco
00:44:31This is a very earnest performance
00:44:35I am a widow in mourning. I am headed to the seaside to scatter the ashes of my loved one
00:44:42Oh, no, my tissue it's camp. It's sad. It's funny
00:44:46I created this look monochromatic black from head to toe fit for a funeral
00:44:51But the skirt is riding up a little bit high
00:44:54Maybe she'll find her next man at the beach. What you gonna do with all that ash?
00:45:02Welcome Queens it's time for the judges critiques
00:45:06First up just scored Adam's this look tonight. I wouldn't really call it blowing in the wind in any way
00:45:13There's a little bit. I think it's kind of stiff up here. However, you have a great sense of style
00:45:18You're always edgy tell you look like Suzanne bars. Oh, thank you opening the toast is a really tough
00:45:24Position because you've got to set the tone. There was a little bit of a stumble
00:45:28Your drink spilt and I don't know that you ever got back in front of it
00:45:33Someone once told me in live TV to embrace the mistakes
00:45:36So it would have been more fun if you just kept saying like well, when is someone gonna refill my
00:45:40drink?
00:45:40But we've got to be stronger than any mistake that is thrown in our way
00:45:44I loved the runs you did with Alyssa the honor the come on her right very funny
00:45:49Could it have been funnier? Yeah, it definitely could have been funnier
00:45:53Up next Jane don't this look is so beautiful and it's hot
00:45:58It's just the right amount of wrong to make it great a shape
00:46:02We don't usually see on our heads, right?
00:46:04Uh, excuse me. Is that not just four times my hair?
00:46:07Awkward. I'm so sorry. What am I chopped liver?
00:46:11In the toast you looked so glamorous and that red crystal gown is very Marilyn. I just loved it
00:46:17And it is hard to be so beautiful and then go and be funny. I live that every day of
00:46:23my life
00:46:24You do a very good job with the whole complimenting and in the day I don't want to bring up
00:46:29your teeth
00:46:29You're so smart and naturally such a comedy queen just wonderful. This is what you do
00:46:35And there was no doubt that you would deliver wonderful night for you. Thank you
00:46:39Up next juicy love dion. I love this outfit
00:46:43Not only is it beautiful, but it allowed for a real moment on the runway with the fan, but the
00:46:50toast
00:46:51Was a challenge for you wow what you were lacking was
00:46:56The confidence your jokes were almost
00:46:58Too nice I needed you to take it a lot further and if you weren't going to take it further
00:47:04Then you needed to take the character further being a character is hard. It's about showing it instead of just
00:47:10saying it
00:47:11You haven't quite found your voice yet of your point of view and that's what was missing tonight
00:47:17Up next darlene mitchell you gave us more than just a look on a runway you gave us comedy that
00:47:25makes it so much fun
00:47:27In the toast you swung so far
00:47:30It wasn't about the punchline it was about what is she gonna do next
00:47:35Then halfway through you're like doing this weird kristin wig thing where he's just like
00:47:40Then you topped it off at the end with those hideous shoes
00:47:47Whatever you do do not throw away those shoes
00:47:51You just let loose that's what you want to see you will work for the rest of your life doing
00:47:57that act
00:47:59Great night for you darlene thank you
00:48:02Up next the widow coco this is so beautiful like I want to go to this funeral and you had
00:48:08a moment throwing the ashes in the air
00:48:11That's another clever way to think what i'm going to do when there's a big fan pointed at me
00:48:14At one point your skirt hiked up a little bit and we could see the garters there which are the
00:48:19moment of this whole outfit
00:48:21Yeah
00:48:24In the toast yeah celebrity i understood
00:48:29What the kids were saying when they said that it could come across as mean
00:48:33I think you're your biggest doubter because of this
00:48:37You need to find a way to put a little lube on it
00:48:40Before you just stick it right in
00:48:43Clocking the moments of when you are getting laughs is really important to finding the voice in comedy
00:48:48There were really great jokes that were social commentary we have the same shade of
00:48:54Foundation white privilege it's just about leaning into that
00:48:58Kenya pleaser i love the color of this outfit it's not as dramatic as some of the other looks when
00:49:03the wind machine is on but the color
00:49:07Perfection okay talk about the toast
00:49:10There's a quality in your voice you command the stage the problem was you didn't really have the jokes
00:49:16There were some kenya but we needed
00:49:20More laughs you've gotten by with just
00:49:24How charismatic you are you've already got everything it takes you've already got everything it takes you have already got
00:49:32Everything it takes but you need to invest in kenya you need to have a conversation with that little kid
00:49:40inside of you and
00:49:41understand you are a natural
00:49:44star
00:49:46Coming from where i come from i struggle with that on a daily basis
00:49:50That little boy is just crying every day to be i'm beautiful i'm wanted
00:49:57And for me to be on this stage is such a blessing and honor
00:50:02And i don't want to take it for granted at all
00:50:07Tonight hopefully this is a big lesson for you a big lesson for you
00:50:13All right up in my favorite color mikey meeks so you put yourself last that is a big big seat
00:50:21To fill and i thought you did a great job you've got a real skill for understanding a setup and
00:50:30a punchline terrible
00:50:32You were also doing a character that was very funny every time you would she means it right you were
00:50:36doing that too
00:50:38It's a silliness in you that really comes out it's really funny
00:50:43You're another one you've got a career in comedy
00:50:46And this outfit is gorgeous whatever you thought we were going to see when that fan hit that outfit double
00:50:53it by 10
00:50:55Is that math i don't know no incorrect but we'll go with yeah
00:50:59very the one
00:50:59It was lana turner in the prodigal son absolutely gorgeous very very good night for you thank you
00:51:08Thank you queens i think we've heard enough
00:51:10While you untuck backstage the judges and i will deliberate
00:51:15All right now just between us girlfriends what do you think starting with discord adams she was extremely confident
00:51:23She just got thrown off her game she did have jokes she just didn't sell them just didn't super stand
00:51:28out as
00:51:29Some of the other girls all right jane don't jane don't we knew was going to be good and she
00:51:34absolutely
00:51:35Delivered it she's so good on stage that skill you have it or you don't jane has it all right
00:51:42juicy for comedy
00:51:44Yeah, I think she still has a way to go with finding her perspective watching juicy
00:51:51Try her best in the toast tonight reminded me of that one time i took a hip-hop dance class
00:52:01Darlene mitchell so this was the surprise of the night she was wackadoodle it was hilarious we witnessed in real
00:52:09time her
00:52:11Understanding how she does this yeah it was brilliant. I appreciate a banana banana
00:52:18Nene coco she had some funny jokes in there but a lot of the stuff came across as mean
00:52:23And it's the delivery because the jokes were not any worse off than anybody else
00:52:28I do think this would be a pivotal night for her in understanding how to move forward
00:52:32There are ways she could have softened the blow she could describe michelle by the way
00:52:37I know I did all right kenya please her oh kenya has so much presence on that stage you want
00:52:43to talk about charisma
00:52:44What she didn't have was funny jokes but a lot of times people don't have the personality so at least
00:52:50there's that right she has that
00:52:52Mikey meeks she's got it all confidence looks capability all of it she blew it out of the water
00:53:01She was so funny tonight was a great night for mikey meeks yeah i have three words she crushed it
00:53:09Silence i have made my decision bring back my girls welcome back queens i've made some decisions
00:53:22jane don't
00:53:25darlene mitchell
00:53:27mikey meeks
00:53:29your toasts and your runways blew us away
00:53:33but one of you really popped our cork
00:53:40darlene mitchell
00:53:43contractulations you're the winner of this week's challenge
00:53:48oh my god you've won a cash tip of five thousand dollars
00:53:54i just won the roast thank you
00:54:00banana
00:54:03jane mikey you three may step to the back of the stage thank you
00:54:13discord adams on the runway you were on fire but your toast wasn't so hot
00:54:22kenya pleaser on the runway you took flight but when it came to the toast you didn't land it
00:54:30kenya i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
00:54:39in the bottom two again
00:54:43discord you're safe thank you
00:54:48juicy love dion on the runway you had the material and the toast not so much
00:54:58nini coco on the runway you were to die for but your toast didn't kill
00:55:10nini coco you are safe
00:55:16fuck oh i love both of these queens so much you may join the other girls
00:55:25juicy i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
00:55:30you know me and jenior are kind of in the same spot right now this is our third time like
00:55:33lip
00:55:34syncing each but if i have to lip sync against every single one of you to make it to the
00:55:40end i sure
00:55:41will two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself
00:55:50from elimination
00:55:55the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
00:56:09no matter how good she is i refuse to not go out with a fight girl
00:56:14good luck and don't
00:56:18don't
00:56:19fuck it up
00:56:28turn around
00:56:30every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around
00:56:37every now and then i get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
00:56:43turn around
00:56:45every now and then i get a little bit nervous
00:56:48that the best of all the years have gone by
00:56:51turn around
00:56:52every now and then i get a little bit terrified and then i see the look in your eyes
00:56:58turn around
00:57:13oh my god
00:57:16oh my god
00:57:16oh my god
00:57:18oh my god
00:57:27oh my god
00:57:47oh my god
00:58:00nothing i can do
00:58:02nothing i can do
00:58:03but turn the eclipse of the heart
00:58:10oh my god
00:58:13turn around
00:58:16oh my god
00:58:22turn around
00:58:27queens
00:58:28queens
00:58:29i've made my decision
00:58:36juicy love dion shantay you stay
00:58:40you may join the other girls
00:58:48thank you
00:58:50can you please her
00:58:52can you please her
00:58:53the answer is
00:58:53yes you can
00:58:56yes you can
00:58:57sashay away
00:58:59rue from the bottom of my heart
00:59:02but i want to say thank you for allowing me to show this little black gay boy from south carolina
00:59:10that he is beautiful
00:59:12that he is loved
00:59:13thank you for allowing me to be that representation thank you
00:59:18thank you
00:59:21yes
00:59:22yes
00:59:23yes
00:59:24the question still stands rupaul
00:59:29can you please her
00:59:31yes
00:59:32yes
00:59:35girl
00:59:36child
00:59:39i'm jumbled up in emotions
00:59:40i don't know how to feel
00:59:41because i thought i was going to slay this challenge
00:59:44so i i am shocked in that way
00:59:46to all the little boys out there that i know is going to be watching this scared in a room
00:59:50bitch under the cover trying to have that previous channel button on lock you are fabulous
00:59:55you are enough and you can become whatever you want to chase your dreams because i chase mine
01:00:01bitch i made it to hollywood it is not over honey this is just the first taste i love y
01:00:06'all
01:00:07oh at least i'm going out cute kids
01:00:11pendragulations queens and remember if you can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love
01:00:16somebody else can i get an amen up in here all right now let the music play
01:00:33next time on rupaul's drag race you need to turn these dashing desperadoes into dazzling dolls
01:00:41damn these are men oh lord jesus girl this ain't gonna work
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