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Episode 2 continues with growing tension and competition.
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02Shoot that.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Que los forever.
01:32Que los forever.
01:36Que los forever.
01:57Let's go!
01:57You and me, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:04She took a break, made a mistake, when she made me drive up.
02:12Get lost forever.
02:15Get lost forever.
02:19Get lost forever.
02:24You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, who makes you want to fit me.
02:30Close enough line, back out on the ice for Boston, Marlowe to the bottom.
02:34We're having a lost in the game, so they're going to attack me from here.
02:36I gave you magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:38I really wanna get out soon.
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:52I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like.
02:59A tree, a dog, a hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant, I'm standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my light.
03:25You're standing in my light.
03:25You're sta...
03:26You're sta...
03:31You're...
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool, you say you're scarier,
03:40And most people do since the real world, honey, oh, ooh.
03:47In spite of everything, I guess there's just no sin at all.
03:51Nice try.
03:53Now get out of the way.
03:54Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya.
03:59You wanna be ya.
04:01You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:07Get out of the way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Let's go.
05:20Let's go.
05:54Let's go.
05:55Let's go.
05:59Let's go.
06:26Let's go.
06:28Let's go.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight-up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Good game.
07:13Good game.
07:14Good game.
07:15Good game.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:22You still want.
09:25You still want.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:16Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit knows the fuck out.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14Okay?
11:17It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28He's still looking.
11:30He's right.
11:53It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:55Oh, God.
11:57Mm.
12:03Oh, God.
12:04Yeah, I'm worried.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:58You killed me in London.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mmm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come,
13:49but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:31Okay.
14:36Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for Top Story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:03and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozanov,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:35All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42At least they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up schist shell.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Roz say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55It's USA this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:07Yeah!
17:08Good ball!
17:09Yeah!
17:10Good ball!
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I don't want him to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine, go sit down.
17:57We are...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:18No, you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:58Okay.
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20:12Of course.
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21:33Okay.
21:51Good evening, Erine.
21:56Good evening, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:13you're trying to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, you blame me for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:25It doesn't have?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will be in any case you will punish you.
22:31You need to start to worry about what he thinks.
22:35And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:38when you have real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:45New Jersey is not going through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win in Montreal.
22:52This year?
22:53Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think that Midtko is traumatized.
22:59Where do you know all this?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03You're not going through the traumatized brothers.
23:05You're not going through the team.
23:07You're not going through the team.
23:09You're not going through the bad news.
23:11You're not going through it.
23:12It's the Vostok.
23:13And then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want.
23:17In the West, Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:20In the final, most of all, they'll be in San Francisco.
23:23And they're good, but they're too young.
23:27So you'll win the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I saw with my father.
23:36I'm not going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
23:41You'll always look perfect.
23:42Right.
23:43But you'll have to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you in the future.
23:50See you later.
23:56Bye.
24:24Bye.
24:25Oh my God.
24:34I'm nothing else.
24:37You're not so excited,
24:40you're not fake,
24:42you're not so excited.
24:49Before you were fun,
24:52It's more fun than you remember.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was already caused by you.
25:16If you remember, don't you remember me?
25:20We are not children, Sash.
25:25Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:34Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:38No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find the evening.
25:54Okay.
26:04I'll be happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do against this?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:34You said you could have a go, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:47our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:01So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But, he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably, right?
28:40Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russian.
28:48That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01To win two shots against.
29:02But, obviously, it comes all night.
29:07Legend of Raiders!
29:09Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:31Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:45Woo!
29:48Woo!
29:50Woo!
29:59but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:06hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you
30:11what come on when will this ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:23great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:29and the lord talon award for most sportsman like player goes to
30:38do
31:16Well, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:29clown show.
31:31So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable. You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe yes, nicely.
32:07You suck my dick.
32:07Yeah? Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:18have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47No.
32:49No.
32:52We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:58after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe,
33:08maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:29Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:36Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:09Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:56Good luck.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:08You're such an asshole.
35:21You're such an asshole.
35:23You're such a good boy.
35:24Now you're just going to be ì² cops.
35:24You're such an asshole, you're such an asshole.
35:25Like, of course, it's a good boy.
35:26Do you have to sell his hallway?
35:27So far, can't wait.
35:27It's actually fine.
35:28No.
35:29Normal?
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good, now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel, really nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show off for me, I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander, I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after, it's your reward.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:33Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:39Oh my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:09I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:14Tell me.
38:18You.
38:24I need you.
38:25You...
38:29We're gonna talk with you.
38:30I can't.
38:34Cause we were like, you can't.
38:36I'm hear you.
38:37I know you're going.
38:37I'm off.
38:39I don't care.
38:42I'm off.
38:49I didn't care.
38:50I'm off.
38:54I didn't care.
38:54I don't care.
38:54I didn't care.
39:06I don't know.
39:25So, Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So, are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to. It's... it's home.
40:09Yeah, but... I don't know. Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you... do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too, I should have.
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03I'm home.
41:14You're home.
41:18I'm home.
41:21I'm home.
41:29You're in there.
41:29Seven years later, about like three years later.
41:31Let's go.
41:59Let's go.
42:29Let's go.
42:59Let's go.
43:37Let's go.
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