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00:01Here's a taste of tonight's AFV. It's calorie free, but full of letters.
00:25Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:29And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:39Let's do this. Come on now. Come on. There we go. There we go. Thank you. Thank you.
00:48Hello and welcome to AFV, the show that likes to hit the ground running.
00:52We also like to hit the table running and barrel into a wall or two.
00:56What I'm saying is, we're an action-packed show, so I hope you weren't planning on getting any homework done
01:01in the next hour.
01:06Watch out. It's slippery.
01:08What did I just say? If you stop throwing wiener, you'd notice.
01:12It's slippery.
01:15There's a limit to how many suitcases you can get on an escalator.
01:27This gender reveal reveals that dad doesn't have a real strong kicking foot.
01:33Can't.
01:33Let's go back, back.
01:38I'm gonna go all the way in.
01:40Jump on in, jump the suit in. All the way in.
01:41Ready?所以呢,
01:43go, cut her. Let's
01:44see how immediate,"Emediate Regret", can be. Go!
01:55Looks like the fish are biting.
01:57Sounds like it, too.
02:00Most great ideas involve beer cans and 245 in the morning.
02:05Beer can of your friends.
02:07For the uprights, baby.
02:08It's like 245 in the morning.
02:26This lady's had a fun day
02:28and is determined not to fall into the koi pond.
02:36Success!
02:43Success!
02:44G-O-S-T-U-V-T-U-P
02:50Hey, I'll stand wherever I want.
03:00Lease the hounds.
03:03It's time to go to the dog park.
03:08He wants ice cream. He wants ice cream.
03:13I scream, you scream.
03:14He wants ice cream.
03:16Bo politely raises a paw for ice cream.
03:21Sometimes your purpose is to give others a boost.
03:40This dog has a very unique way of drying off.
03:52That's nothing.
03:53Is this real?
03:54Nothing wrong-a with a little conga.
03:57What the heck is going on?
03:59What? What? What? What?
04:06He has a subtle way of saying he doesn't want the grandparents to leave.
04:17Bye!
04:20Do you want to go to Starbucks?
04:23Ooh, yes, yes, okay, okay.
04:25Do you want to go to Starbucks and then we go to the dog park?
04:29You want to go to the dog park?
04:32No.
04:33Hey, I get it. The dog park doesn't serve puppuccinos.
04:36Do you want to play with your friends?
04:38You want to go to Starbucks?
04:42Keep your eye on the white dog, because that guy sure didn't.
04:59He knows how to get food off the counter.
05:02You could say he has counter-intelligence.
05:09How can you get mad at him for stealing food when it's this darn cute?
05:22Hey, Alfonso!
05:25Hey, Alfonso!
05:27Hey, Alfonso!
05:27We want more birthday videos!
05:31Okay, Jared and Gabe, you want more birthday videos?
05:34Well, these are just for you.
05:36And I hope you like them, because I didn't get a GIF receipt.
05:38Happy birthday!
05:43Happy birthday!
05:46Happy birthday!
05:50Happy birthday, happy birthday. Here's a birthday wish for you. Happy birthday, happy birthday. We'll make your wish come true.
06:02It's time to have a party. Let's celebrate today. Everybody gather round to wish you a happy day. Happy birthday,
06:14happy birthday. Here's a birthday wish for you.
06:18Happy birthday, happy birthday. We'll make your wish come true. Happy birthday, happy birthday. Here's a birthday wish for you.
06:32Happy birthday, happy birthday. We'll make your wish come true.
06:41Happy birthday, happy birthday. Upload your funny video to AFV.com. Happy, happy birthday. Happy birthday, happy birthday. Here's a
06:55birthday wish for you. Happy birthday.
07:01We all do boneheaded things. It's just that some of us have those moments caught on camera while others do
07:08their boneheaded activities in secrecy. You know, if we had more cameras in even more places, we could get every
07:14single boneheaded moment on video. Forget a chicken in every pot. I want a bonehead on every lot.
07:22There's nothing like a little quality daddy-daughter time.
07:25Ooh, that looks like a pretty big one. That's it.
07:33And perhaps one day they'll have some.
07:38Why hire a plumber when you can save a few bucks and do it yourself?
07:49Just in case this flies away, the weirdest bee bug or flying thing I've ever seen. Look at this thing.
07:55What is that?
07:57Look at the size of that bug.
07:59Oh my gosh.
08:00Is that fake?
08:02I wouldn't get too close if I were you.
08:04This is going to be the funniest video ever.
08:09Dude, it's plastic. It's the kids' toys.
08:16And this year's winner is...
08:18Well, he won't win any trophies for trophy holding.
08:22All right.
08:23Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:29Oh!
08:31I don't know what that kid has against his coach.
08:34Daddy, you got it!
08:36Oh!
08:37But he certainly seems to have it out for him.
08:40It's good. He made it go!
08:44That girl goes outside just in time to see Grandma pull out of her garage.
08:52Or at least try to.
08:54Oh, my God!
08:58Sure, put the pinata near the edge of the driveway at the top of the hill and just hope for
09:02the best.
09:03Oh, my God!
09:06Oh, my God!
09:10Not only does he stand on a fridge instead of a ladder, he stands on the only part of the
09:15fridge that moves.
09:18Oh, my God!
09:22Oh, my God!
09:23Oh, my God!
09:25Oh, my God!
09:27Oh, my God!
09:28Oh, my God!
09:28Oh, my God!
09:30Oh, my God!
09:30And then theיонice clips were planned by the person in the video.
09:33They made a joke, they tried to be funny, and they succeeded!
09:36Which is notable because it's rare that we show people actually succeeding.
09:41so what are you doing tonight you don't have to make a big deal out of this i just need
09:47money
09:47but evan how you been burning through all that money i don't know oh that's how geez old pete son
09:59pretty low clearance on that bridge i hope everybody duck their heads
10:08or tuck their heads
10:13guys what did i tell you i could find yeah tell that no dumping sign what you think of it
10:20i can't afford
10:21that well i finally got to use the gate opener that i got about six years ago
10:31wait billy
10:33can i get it now nope
10:42they're either trying to be funny or just really good at following instructions
10:57okay this is steve doing the monkey bars
11:03steve has been planning this joke for 70 years but it was totally worth it at 78 years old he
11:09used to do
11:10this many years ago
11:15cool looks like one of those automated carts that does your shopping for you
11:19i hope there's some hand sanitizer in that cart
11:30it may seem weird that he's taking a picture of her nostrils like that
11:35but it's even weirder than you think
11:41it's not just a good electrical outlet it's a good outlet for his comedy
11:50this next package is called winter blunderland it's about you know what i've given you the words winter and blunderland
11:57i think you can use context clues to piece together the theme i believe in you
12:04she picked the perfect day to make a snow angel
12:09but not the perfect page
12:20how do you do things like that
12:28with with police washing bro
12:30what if they join in
12:31hey can we play
12:32let's go
12:35oh he got stuck in that hole
12:37cause we were digging a hole
12:40oh he could be stuck in the hole
12:43some snow days are less fun than others
12:47he's like buried in that hole
12:49what
12:52what are you doing
12:54what are you doing
12:57is this real
12:58every winter countless kids learn not to do this the hard way
13:03what are you doing
13:04what are you doing
13:06this ain't real
13:09Wendy she's trying to need me help
13:15oh my
13:16i've heard of isolated hailstorms
13:20gah
13:22but not isolated strictly to james
13:27whoop
13:28whoop
13:29whoop whoop whoop
13:33whoop whoop whoop
13:33snowflakes on his tongue
13:35truck on his chin
13:50there's got to be a better way to get frozen fish
13:57oh no
13:58oh no
13:58oh
13:58oh
14:00got it on video
14:01oh
14:06oh
14:06oh
14:08oh
14:09oh
14:09oh
14:20even giant rival corporations know how to have fun in the snow
14:29in the race to deliver packages
14:31in the race to deliver packages it ain't over till it's over
14:33oh
14:34oh
14:34oh
14:35oh
14:35oh
14:35oh
14:35oh
14:38oh
14:38i wish
14:40oh
14:41oh
14:41oh
14:41oh
14:43oh
14:43oh
14:44oh
14:46oh
14:51i like to think of each video on our show as a snapshot caught in time
14:56our editor tells me there are actually multiple snapshots moving by at 30 frames per second
15:01because that's how video works but that guy is annoying
15:05So we're going with snapshots caught in time
15:12Doorbell cameras have done a lot of good, but they've totally ruined ding-dong ditch
15:36I'll bet the duct tape people never imagined this use for duct tape
15:47But I bet they approve look how much they're using
15:57Okay, well do not hit underneath the car
16:01Listen to your mom after you use the pipe to retrieve that ball definitely do not hit underneath the car
16:23So this is what monkeys do when they don't have a bed to jump on
16:42The title I won't I'm very serious a
16:59Dog on a leash and a frog on his face
17:10I'm not sure where the dog went however
17:16Looks like this little player knows the girl's dad ain't playing
17:29Seven people lined up to make seven shots. Can they all make it?
17:41Now it's time for the part of the show that would make agatha christie proud proud. She didn't end up
17:46in any of these videos
17:47Hey, oh
17:49Put your sleuthing cap on and get ready for some fun soft mysteries
17:55a
17:55Kitty quandary how can you tell when your cat isn't totally on board with whatever just happened?
18:04Why are you hitting me a
18:08Pesky playground problem. Why do the other moms always say hazely gives off a certain cruising for a bruising vibe?
18:17I
18:17Don't fight get you want to fight
18:21A rather refreshing riddle. Why do people say that Ben has a unique ability to ruin celebrations before they even
18:28get started?
18:37Dinner time dilemma in the McKee house. Why is noodle time always exactly 20 minutes before bath time
18:52A gosh-darn good golf question why weren't the guys invited back to next year's fine upstanding young man invitational?
19:01What are you guys doing?
19:03What are you guys doing dog?
19:12These mysteries aren't just solve they're fun song
19:20What vicinity is known for victors what area is exclusively for the awesome why it's the winner circle of course?
19:27It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFP's past
19:37Losing is never fun until you discover how good whipped cream tastes
19:56There's either a mouse in the house or she just really loves that sink
20:10I'd say he's just as scared of you as you are of him, but we know that's not true
20:14Oh
20:25Get outside now cut off the water
20:34You have to look at all the mud look at all the mud
20:41I don't care. Guess what you get the hose
20:45Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, if you do this you get the hose you got mud all over my house
20:52Mud everywhere
20:53I mean he's already in the house. Does it really make sense to walk him back outside to
21:00I stand corrected
21:05Let's circle back next week for another inner circle
21:10Got a funny video? Upload it to AFP.com
21:22Some people are talkers and some people are doers right now. It's my turn to talk and let others do
21:28the doing
21:28But that's fine with me because when you see the stuff they're doing you'll understand why I'm happy to simply
21:34talk about it
21:36No one no one likes Nana not even close
21:45Terrible that's not what it says
21:49It says no one like Nana not even close
21:55Oh some ones like you like no one has the same exact hair
22:00Yes, exactly
22:03If coffee goes on a coffee table should this be called a nincompoop table?
22:13Yeah, have you thought about taking a nap?
22:18I don't know
22:21Do you want to take a nap?
22:23I don't... I don't... I don't...
22:27What does that mean?
22:32A nap?
22:33A nap?
22:33Do you know what a nap is?
22:35A what?
22:36A what?
22:38A what did you say to that?
22:40Do you... have you ever taken a nap before?
22:42I can't... I can't hear you Dad
22:49You know...
22:49We got to get ready when we want to ask Papa something, k?
22:53So you do this, ready?
22:55Like that, k?
22:56Your turn
22:59Yeah, yeah
23:00Okay, no more with the lip
23:04There you go, there you go, little more
23:13he forgets to put his truck in park and tosses the package over the fence yeah this guy won't
23:18be winning any mail carrier of the year awards and now looks like his truck is going to complete
23:28his route without him they say cheaters never win and winners never cheat although some of the cheaters
23:48in these next videos might win some money tonight so I guess you can throw that expression out the
23:52window soccer has basically one main rule he couldn't break it any harder if he tried she's
24:16working her arms but thanks to that little arm she's not getting as much out of her workout as
24:24she could be he distracts to catch her with the old hey look over there routine
24:52I hope your little eat all the kids candy joke was worth them never wanting to celebrate Easter again
25:05ruining all the work of the Easter bunny not Easter funny
25:12how did you win when you was gone but what did you do to win
25:25no wait wait I thought dogs descended for wolves not thieves okay
25:48it's time for some videos that have picked out a great sandwich spot that also serves a nice bowl
25:55of soup what's that oh my bad I thought this montage was called prepare to lunch but it's actually
26:04prepare to launch because it's full of takeoffs that didn't quite take off yeah yeah I should
26:10probably have won my contacts I'm gonna I'm gonna
26:12go
27:00Oh, my God.
27:24Oh, my God.
27:27Oh, my God.
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28:06The cat usually waits till nobody's home to do this.
28:17Easily.
28:18Knowing where to do a trick...
28:20Bang.
28:21...is as important as knowing how to do a trick.
28:23Get up, get up, get up, get up.
28:27You were trying to kill it.
28:29Max, back away. Stop it.
28:31This nice woman is trying to prevent her dog from getting to that caterpillar.
28:35Did you already harm the thing?
28:38Oh, it's kind of purple.
28:39Stop. Stop.
28:40Stop, Max. Please don't kill. Stop.
28:43Please don't kill.
28:43With her help, that caterpillar will turn into a beautiful butterfly.
28:47Let me save it.
28:49Okay.
28:50Woo-wee!
28:51Or just a tasty snack.
28:54I saved it.
28:56Max!
28:56Oh, my God!
28:58He's taking a big chance eating that cheese puff outside of his cage.
29:12Let go.
29:14Let go.
29:16Cats are good at a lot of things.
29:19Rude.
29:20Taking criticism is not one of them.
29:22This is why no one likes you.
29:27Ah!
29:31Drop it.
29:37You got a good holdover?
29:38Yeah.
29:43Someone's not happy that your standing desk eliminated your lap.
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30:30We're about to show practical jokes that you won't soon forget.
30:34You could say they're pranks for the memories.
30:40I'll see myself out.
30:44What are dads for if not to spray fart spray into your inflatable dog costume?
30:49Hold on for a second.
30:50Oh, dad!
31:01In his defense, we used to tell people to get it on tape.
31:13It's one of those restaurants with an electronic pay station right at the table.
31:19They don't take cash, but she doesn't know that.
31:23Oh, this one goes in the top.
31:25Oh.
31:36The guy in the garage is trying to open the door to get out, but he doesn't know that his
31:40buddy in the car, with a remote, is trying to close the door.
31:48You mess with Bryson long enough, and he goes full Indiana Jones.
32:10Well, at least she doesn't end up with egg on her face.
32:14Oh.
32:23Just because your back hurts doesn't mean you can't do the uncooked pasta prank on your
32:28chiropractor.
32:32Is that your jaw?
32:37Ow.
32:38Is that your jaw?
32:39No.
32:40That was my neck.
32:43That was the loudest adjustment I've ever had in my life.
32:53Turn the camera.
32:55Turn it off.
32:59What's that in your mouth?
33:05Oh.
33:07This is a good idea.
33:08This is a good idea.
33:10This is a good idea.
33:15You know what the world needs now?
33:17A family getting home from a two-week road trip that could not have gone better.
33:30I hope you've enjoyed a family getting home from a two-week road trip that could not have
33:34gone better.
33:40That was what the world needed.
33:42And now it needs a funny little palate cleanser of videos, which I happen to have locked and
33:47loaded, but whatever they do with the videos back there in the control booth, that's not
33:50really my area of expertise.
33:52I don't know.
34:01I want you to look at this.
34:03Do you say this?
34:05Talk about a belt loop oops.
34:09Can't be serious.
34:12This answers the question, what happens when a teenage boy falls in the forest?
34:17Come on, Nolan.
34:18Oh, no, no.
34:19Beat the anxiety, son.
34:24Ow, jeez.
34:27Hi.
34:29I finally have a pet.
34:30Are you too?
34:31Oh, no.
34:32Oh, isn't that so happy?
34:34I started telling people I have a pet snail that time.
34:38Yeah.
34:40Three, two, one, go.
34:48This clip is going to change
34:50everything you thought about raccoons.
34:52No, don't do it!
34:55No, don't do it!
34:57If you ever think about raccoons, that is.
35:00Oh, you're an idiot.
35:01What the?
35:02What the?
35:06What the?
35:09What's going to happen to him?
35:11Oh, what?
35:14Turns out they're mostly fluff.
35:17What?
35:18What the?
35:20Where'd he go?
35:22Kids are never too young to help feed the pets.
35:27Then again.
35:39Pranks!
35:39They're a staple of AFV,
35:41and just like a stapler needs to be refilled every once in a while,
35:44so does our collection of prank videos.
35:46That's why pranks are tonight's assignment America.
35:48So think of a friend or family member you'd like to get on TV
35:51by making them look like a clown.
35:54Jess, fill them in.
35:57Practical jokes are never not funny,
35:59and now a good prank could win you some money.
36:01Maybe even $20,000 or $100,000.
36:03Seriously, we want your practical jokes,
36:06and that is not something we joke about.
36:08Just upload the video to AFV.com.
36:10For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
36:12Send us your pranks, and we'll send you our thanks.
36:22We've had a great night, but let's crown a winner
36:24who'll hopefully use the money to take the others to dinner.
36:27Let's meet our finalists.
36:28First up, the path by the water feature had a stone that was loose,
36:32so she slipped, but a chair caught her caboose.
36:34It's Koi Pond Plummet, sent in by Karen Davis
36:37from Northeast Maryland.
36:46This lady's had a fun day,
36:48and is determined not to fall into the koi pond.
36:56Success.
36:59Joining us are Karen, Ray, Rich, and Kathy.
37:01Now, Karen, you fell in front of everyone,
37:04yet only your brother-in-law came to help.
37:07What's up with that?
37:08I guess he is my true savior.
37:12I understand.
37:12Now, I hear your grandson had an interesting reaction
37:15when he saw the video.
37:17What did he ask?
37:18He asked if I was on the funny show.
37:21On the funny show?
37:22Well, yes, you are on the funny show, right?
37:25I like that kid.
37:27All right.
37:27Good luck, y'all.
37:28All right.
37:30Next up, he plays jokes on his wife.
37:32That's just how it goes.
37:34Like this one, that's pretty much right on the nose.
37:37It's Nostril Plug Prank, sent in by Ralph Lopez
37:40from Newburgh, New York.
37:44It may seem weird that he's taking a picture
37:46of her nostrils like that.
37:49But it's even weirder than you think.
37:55It's not just a good electrical outlet.
37:57It's a good outlet for his comedy.
38:00Joining us are Ralph and Norma.
38:02Now, Ralph, you saw this prank on social media
38:05and decided to try it out on Norma.
38:07Was her reaction everything you hoped it would be?
38:10I was expecting a kiss, but she definitely hit me
38:15with a right hand.
38:18Norma, I don't think you was thinking
38:19you was going to give him a kiss.
38:20No, no, no.
38:22No.
38:23No.
38:23No, Papi.
38:24You were not going to get a kiss, Papi.
38:26I love you already.
38:28Now, Norma, do you still have the photo up in your kitchen?
38:33No, I took it away.
38:34Yeah, it's probably a good thing you took it away.
38:36It's a good thing for your relationship.
38:38That's right.
38:39Well, good luck, y'all.
38:42All right.
38:43And finally, it's time for a nap, but isn't it absurd?
38:46She suddenly doesn't know the meaning of the word.
38:48It's playing Dumb for Dad, sent in by Matt Welshawns
38:51from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
38:54Have you thought about taking a nap at all?
38:56Uh, a what?
38:57A what they say to that?
38:58I don't know how you can't take a nap.
39:02Do you want to take a nap?
39:03I don't, I don't act, I don't, uh, what does that mean?
39:11Joining us are Matt, Marla, and Mila.
39:13Now, Matt, Mila seems to have great comedic timing.
39:16How would you describe her personality?
39:20Uh, yeah, I would describe her as witty.
39:23She's definitely witty.
39:24I think she might get that from me, actually.
39:27Yeah, I think you might get it from him.
39:29You've got great comedic timing.
39:31Does she usually try to fight nap time, or was this an unusual occurrence?
39:35Good question.
39:36She's, uh, she's usually pretty willing to nap, but, uh, every once in a while she's not
39:40up to it, and, uh, she certainly pulled out all the tricks this time.
39:44I love it, I love it.
39:45Well, if your video wins, I bet you'll all have trouble sleeping tonight.
39:49Yeah.
39:50All right.
39:51Good luck, y'all.
39:53All right.
39:54We're gonna find out who takes home the cash in just a minute, but first, let's take a
39:57look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention.
40:00All right.
40:38Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's pride.
40:40There's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
40:43and $4,000 for third.
40:44All right, here we go.
40:45Our third-place $4,000 winner is Nostro Plug Prank,
40:50sent in by Ralph Lopez from Newburgh, New York.
40:56And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's funniest home video is
41:02Playing Dumb for Dad, sent in by Matt Wilkinson,
41:06Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Yokeela, Matt, and Marla.
41:09All right.
41:13Congratulations.
41:14Fighting Nap Time just won you $20,000.
41:18Tell me, has Mila tried antics like this with anyone else or just mom and dad?
41:24Oh, yeah.
41:25She tries it with everybody.
41:27She gets away with it with her grandparents pretty often, if you ask me.
41:31Well, listen, thanks for sending us the video, okay?
41:34And to all you other parents out there, be sure to look through your phone when your child is napping.
41:39You just might have a video that could win you $20,000.
41:42So, congratulations.
41:44You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:48Thank you, girl.
41:51Well, if the show were a train, it would be pulling into the station because our journey is done,
41:57even though you never left your couch.
42:00Amazing, huh?
42:01Huh?
42:02All right, we'll see you next time.
42:03And don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll send you an AFV t
42:07-shirt.
42:07So, good night, everybody.
42:08And remember, send your video to me.
42:10You might win 20 Gs.
42:11Good night, y'all.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:45Good night, y'all.
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