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Two twins meet at an Airbnb for the first time. Can they switch lives and keep the secret? They must go out of their ways to convince everyone they are the other twin to experience one another's lives for a full week.
Released: 2025-10-31
Genre: Family
Casts: Chrissie Wunna, Stephen Staley, Tasia Rhodes, Jessica Jade Raye, Helen Fullerton
Duration: 79 min
Country: United Kingdom
Production: ChampDog Films, ITN Studios, ITN Studios
Two twins meet at an Airbnb for the first time. Can they switch lives and keep the secret? They must go out of their ways to convince everyone they are the other twin to experience one another's lives for a full week.
Released: 2025-10-31
Genre: Family
Casts: Chrissie Wunna, Stephen Staley, Tasia Rhodes, Jessica Jade Raye, Helen Fullerton
Duration: 79 min
Country: United Kingdom
Production: ChampDog Films, ITN Studios, ITN Studios
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00:01:06Someone's changed the tune.
00:01:10I've got so much to tell you.
00:01:14But I think I love you, Miles.
00:01:18Sometimes I feel that, and then, I don't know, other times, not so much.
00:01:26Over the last week, I've had a lot of time to think about my life.
00:01:30My future work, you know, what I'm doing, who am I spending it with?
00:01:34Yeah.
00:01:35And, I don't know, like, the last week, we've connected, you know, better than ever before.
00:01:42But...
00:01:42I need to tell you something.
00:01:44Oh, no, just let me finish.
00:01:45I don't know what it is.
00:01:46Like, something feels different.
00:01:49And it's like the spark in our relationship is back, and it's never been any better.
00:01:55Like...
00:01:55I don't know.
00:01:56Maybe it's just me.
00:01:57Maybe I've had a lot of time to think, you know.
00:02:01I don't know.
00:02:01I don't know.
00:02:07I don't know.
00:02:07Maybe it's...
00:02:09something that you all...
00:02:13The one thing that I'm sure about...
00:02:18is...
00:02:19what I spend the rest of my life with you.
00:02:27Miles, wait.
00:02:31Gemma.
00:02:33Will you marry me?
00:02:38I know it's just a band, but I promise you when I get no money, you know, I'll get you
00:02:43a diamond.
00:02:44What do you say?
00:02:51I've got something to come first.
00:02:54What?
00:02:55I'm not your man.
00:02:58You are?
00:03:01I'm not Gemma.
00:03:07Well...
00:03:08You are joking, right?
00:03:21No.
00:03:25I met Gemma just under a week and a half ago, and it was half a year to be more
00:03:31related
00:03:31and that we were twins, and, I mean, you were even surprised with the piano playing.
00:03:50Myles, please, can you explain?
00:03:52John, you could have just said no, all right, instead of making that ridiculous story.
00:04:01Look, Myles, please.
00:04:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04:31There's no problem.
00:04:34You're so subtle.
00:04:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:07Come on, Trey.
00:05:09Have a dance.
00:05:10Yeah, come on, Trey.
00:05:13Some of us have work to do.
00:05:18There's no way to do it.
00:05:23You've come from time to time to time to time to time to time.
00:05:29Well, there's no way to time to time.
00:05:40Ha!
00:05:45Linda's a tenner mum.
00:05:47Not me of the money.
00:05:48Don't be so stingy, I don't get paid for another two weeks.
00:05:52I'm sure I can work somewhere out.
00:05:54You want a job? Cash in hand?
00:05:56Sounds good. Want you scheming?
00:05:58Me scheming?
00:06:07Tracey's luxury getaway, what's this about?
00:06:09No, you mine.
00:06:10More, more.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:13You remember that holiday letter scheme I had?
00:06:17Well, you're going to have to be more specific than that.
00:06:19The cockroaches.
00:06:21Oh, gross, yeah. What about it?
00:06:22All those cheap places, they don't give refunds, do they?
00:06:26They give vouchers.
00:06:28But I ran that scheme five times before they worked it out.
00:06:31Now I've got good credit.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35So, I now rent a place, sublet it on my website.
00:06:43I've put a few targeted adverts in posh areas.
00:06:47Surely this can't work?
00:06:49It has.
00:06:51I've just rented an art deco cottage.
00:06:54I've rented it a couple of days either side so you can go in, sort the place out and then
00:06:59clean up before the real owners get in and check it out.
00:07:04How much, then?
00:07:06How much, then?
00:07:06Fifty quid.
00:07:11Deal.
00:07:17Oh, God, it's me, Ed. What's the E1?
00:07:19Come on.
00:07:24Hello.
00:07:26Yes, this is she.
00:07:29Yes, I've just got your booking.
00:07:33Oh, I'm just wondering how private and secure your listing is.
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:38Yes, the family does need security and a private environment.
00:07:41Don't worry.
00:07:42It's a lovely, quiet area.
00:07:45Perfect for walks.
00:07:47Oh, excellent.
00:07:49One of our parties will be coming and arriving on the Saturday and the rest of the party will be
00:07:55arriving the following day.
00:07:57Perfect.
00:07:59And you're happy to pay for the security in advance?
00:08:04Oh, yes, of course. That's not a problem.
00:08:07Wonderful.
00:08:09You will, of course, get it back when we've checked over the property after your client leaves.
00:08:15Oh, wonderful.
00:08:17If I have any more questions, I'll give you another ring.
00:08:20Happy to have served you, madam.
00:08:23Okay, goodbye.
00:08:24Bye-bye.
00:08:27Is everything gone fat?
00:08:28Oh, yes, princess. Your getaway makes.
00:08:31Would you like me to tell his and her majesty?
00:08:34No, no. I'll tell them at the luncheon.
00:08:37Is anything wrong, princess?
00:08:39You do look as though you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders.
00:08:44I have something to tell them when we're on holiday.
00:08:46And I don't think they're going to be very happy with me.
00:08:50I'm happy to listen.
00:08:53Perhaps I'm just being silly.
00:08:54Anyway, we need to look at next week's schedule.
00:09:01Of course.
00:09:03The schedule.
00:09:16Well, I'm having a problem.
00:09:19Gents, what are you doing? Are you going to choke?
00:09:22I'm deaf.
00:09:36Told you.
00:09:37Shut up.
00:09:43Do you think there should be more to life than there?
00:09:45What do you mean?
00:09:47I feel stuck, you know.
00:09:48Same old job, same old friends, same old...
00:09:51I have a friend, you know.
00:09:53Until I win lottery or marry a prince, this is all we've got.
00:09:59And what about us?
00:10:00What do you mean? Where do you see us heading?
00:10:02I'm not having kids, if that's what you mean.
00:10:04No, I don't mean...
00:10:04My mum will kill me if I make her a grandmother.
00:10:08Being silly.
00:10:09She's got a knife in a garage bigger than Rambos.
00:10:13You said you had something to tell me, is that it?
00:10:16No, it's my wife.
00:10:22They're going to be sick, hi!
00:10:24We're going to take a hand, boys.
00:10:26What is it?
00:10:27We're talking to you.
00:10:29Oh, crap.
00:10:32Oh, crap.
00:10:33And long?
00:10:36Oh, no!
00:10:40It's gorgeous.
00:10:41A little Bohemia.
00:10:43What do you know about Bohemia?
00:10:45You're a ponting scout.
00:10:46Watch it, trappy.
00:10:49Besides, we should go stay here.
00:10:52It's already spotless.
00:10:53What do we do, then?
00:10:55Well, we've got to clean up half of ourselves
00:10:56and then we've got to swap the brochures and the guest box
00:10:59to my mum so they think it's hers.
00:11:00Oh, easy.
00:11:02Besides, we wouldn't make that much mess, will we?
00:11:10Did I?
00:11:13Miles don't excite me anymore.
00:11:16What about that fella that tried chatting us up
00:11:18in the club last week?
00:11:19He was fake.
00:11:21Oh, no, not my time.
00:11:23Yeah, we'll have miles your time.
00:11:27He used to be a ball.
00:11:29I don't know.
00:11:29No beats my ass.
00:11:30I don't know.
00:11:57pillows away. These are my pillows, Muff.
00:12:08Oh my god! They're checking in in an hour!
00:12:14Quickly! Keep your hand on.
00:12:20Hey. Oh yeah, mum. Oh yeah, we're fine. We're just doing final
00:12:26checks and that. Yeah, yeah, when the first person arrives.
00:12:32Yeah, yeah, fine, fine. Yeah, later.
00:12:38Clean up now. Okay.
00:13:17Oh, great. We're here.
00:13:20Oh, finally. It'd be so good to just relax and not have to think about
00:13:24my duties. And I've just got one last email to send.
00:13:27Oh, okay. I'll go and grab the keys.
00:13:49Oh, excuse me. Morning.
00:13:52Sorry a bit, Lily.
00:13:53No problem. We're just finished.
00:13:56I've got the keys here for me.
00:13:58Oh, thank you. I'll give these to my boss.
00:14:02Right. I'll just go grab my colleague.
00:14:27And go get the keys.
00:14:28Where is it?
00:14:30You there?
00:14:31Oh, Rose.
00:14:32Okay. I'm just going to these last little случай.
00:14:33Babes. Babes, babes. I'm going to make a dash,
00:14:34the train all right. Me auntie wants her nails doing and she's always generous.
00:14:40I'll see you later, sweet.
00:14:48I'm shooting up. Have a lovely step. Oh, thank you.
00:15:00I think I'll get a question.
00:15:01Yeah, she just went to really see why didn't you let it all go in here?
00:15:05Oh, are you sure you'll be okay? You might just...
00:15:07Oh, yes, there's a little shop just down the road.
00:15:12A corner shop?
00:15:15Have you ever been in a shop before?
00:15:18Is it like handrains?
00:15:46Oh, my God.
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:47How about you?
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:48I don't know.
00:15:48What do you do?
00:15:48What do you do?
00:15:48Look, I'm not going to...
00:15:56Oh, my God.
00:16:01Look, I'm sorry.
00:16:01Oh, wow, you really are letting it all hang out, aren't you, Princess?
00:16:07You should put a cardigan on in case of the paparazzi.
00:16:11Oh, and to keep you warm.
00:16:13What?
00:16:15I'll have to run now, Princess.
00:16:17Excuse me.
00:16:18Oh.
00:16:20I've got to go and do a shift at the teabag factory and have a hot pot.
00:16:26Oh, you do amuse me, Princess.
00:16:29Call me Princess again, and I'll show you how amusing I can be.
00:16:34There are, love.
00:16:49Sorry, love.
00:16:50I mean, Madden, I've just left my phone.
00:16:53I'll just grab it.
00:17:03Oh, don't mind me.
00:17:13No!
00:17:18Listen, I've had the place redecorated.
00:17:21Now, I've already put in some scratches so they'll knock 10% off, but you'll have to pay for the
00:17:26rest.
00:17:30Maybe it's time your constituencies and your wife found out what it is you get up to.
00:17:40Don't get funny with me, buddy boy.
00:17:42I've still got the photos.
00:17:44You've got plenty of money.
00:17:49Good.
00:17:50That's better.
00:17:52Now, I'll want it in my account by the end of the day.
00:17:57Who is that?
00:17:59Mayor.
00:18:00What?
00:18:01I used to date him about 10 years back.
00:18:05You wouldn't believe the dirt I've got on him.
00:18:10Oh, my gosh.
00:18:12That's a girl I feel sorry for.
00:18:15Anyway, what can I do for you, lover boy?
00:18:19I've come to see Gemma.
00:18:21Oh, she's not here.
00:18:22She's at our holiday cottage.
00:18:25You've got a holiday cottage?
00:18:26Yes.
00:18:27Well, kind of.
00:18:29Anyway, she'll be back in a few hours.
00:18:35This is well bizarre.
00:18:39Maybe we're ducks, Janice.
00:18:41I think they're a bit more than lookalights, Flower.
00:18:44So, what are we?
00:18:46Who's your dad?
00:18:49Well, my father is king of a small island under British rule.
00:18:53That's good.
00:18:55Because my mum's the Queen of Sheba, love.
00:18:57Is she right there?
00:19:00Mum, he was born in this country.
00:19:02They had to reside here during the coup.
00:19:06The Isle of Marmwood is prone to it, unfortunately.
00:19:09We did try to move back.
00:19:11But ended up right here.
00:19:13So, technically, my father is nothing more than a lord.
00:19:20Well, that sucks.
00:19:22Was your dad a bit of a lathario?
00:19:24I beg your pardon?
00:19:26I never met my dad.
00:19:27My mum says they were like ships passing at nine.
00:19:31He might have done it more than a night, would they?
00:19:33I mean, 33 years ago.
00:19:35What's your birthday?
00:19:38April 1st.
00:19:40Mine too.
00:19:44But I'm 39.
00:19:47Fine, all right.
00:19:49I'm 39.
00:19:51We're obviously twins.
00:19:53Everything matches.
00:19:54Well, how are we going to find out?
00:19:56Hang on.
00:20:01Where are you?
00:20:02I've got a question for you, Mum.
00:20:04All right, let's be out.
00:20:05Was my old man a king or the lord?
00:20:09What are you talking about?
00:20:11Are you taking the mix?
00:20:13No, do you reckon he was?
00:20:15He were barely a court, just a love.
00:20:18Well, I don't suppose you had two kids and gave one away.
00:20:24Have you been drinking again?
00:20:37I mean, it's impossible.
00:20:39My mother gave birth to me.
00:20:41Well, it's a mystery.
00:20:45Hold on.
00:20:48You're kidding me.
00:20:50What?
00:20:51I'm just dreaming.
00:20:52Wait.
00:20:54What the hell are you like?
00:20:57You're not dreaming.
00:20:59It's real.
00:21:00Look, I'm going to have to go soon.
00:21:03Why?
00:21:04Yeah, I've got to get back on the grind.
00:21:06I can't sit here with you all day, being a princess.
00:21:10Well, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
00:21:13I can assure you.
00:21:15Yeah, well, try being me.
00:21:17Trying to scrape by with a boring boyfriend who I'm pretty sure can't stand me right now.
00:21:24Let alone me mother.
00:21:25Christ!
00:21:26She's not nice.
00:21:27She's not nice.
00:21:28Well, I wouldn't say that, but she's just complicated.
00:21:34She must be doing all right, though.
00:21:37She has a second property.
00:21:39So what's so bad about your life, princess?
00:21:43Well, I'm expected to act a certain way, inject a certain image.
00:21:50Well, I just don't feel true to myself.
00:21:56I have to have dinners with no more to ladies, politicians, kings and queens sometimes.
00:22:04I mean, I even used to date William before we met Kate.
00:22:07Seriously?
00:22:09Yes.
00:22:11It's just such an effort having to dress up all the time and be so demure.
00:22:27Well, we went to a gala a few weeks ago and there was a lady playing the piano.
00:22:35I've been learning the piano for years and I stopped to listen to her.
00:22:44But my mother wouldn't let me.
00:22:48She said she was nearly the hired help.
00:22:50I just didn't understand why they made me learn to play if I wasn't ever able to.
00:23:01I felt so trapped.
00:23:05And she just looked so free.
00:23:08Well, I can tell you being the hired help.
00:23:11Ain't what it's cracked up to be.
00:23:14I'd love to feel important.
00:23:17You know, be the centre of attention.
00:23:21I have an idea.
00:23:24What?
00:23:27Why don't we spot places for a week?
00:23:30You're having a laugh, aren't you?
00:23:33No, I'm being serious.
00:23:35A week?
00:23:39Why not?
00:23:40We're identical.
00:23:42We just need to go over everything that we need to know.
00:23:50Booker it.
00:23:51Mine out.
00:23:53You're serious.
00:23:54That's too.
00:23:54So I know.
00:24:13Oh,
00:24:23where do I know?
00:24:38Sorry. I know it's late. How are you getting on?
00:24:43Getting there.
00:24:46I have an idea.
00:24:48Keep me with it.
00:24:50Well, I know a photographer and I can get access to his studio in the morning so we could go
00:24:56through the physical side of it all.
00:24:58What do you mean?
00:25:02Well, you walk like a member of Oasis. No offence. None taken.
00:25:09I need to teach you how to walk, talk and eat like a princess.
00:25:12What next? Poop like a princess?
00:25:16How vulgar.
00:25:16Yeah. I've got my work cut out for me. Sorry.
00:25:22You get some sleep now. I've got to start early before my family arrives.
00:25:29I want to talk like a princess.
00:25:36I want to walk like a princess.
00:25:51But I'm not going to be your princess. I'm going to be my own princess. My own princess.
00:26:02Be my own princess.
00:26:10I am going to talk like a princess.
00:26:17I am going to walk like a princess.
00:26:24I am going to dress like a princess.
00:26:31I am going to be, I am going to be my own princess.
00:26:42I am an old princess.
00:26:56I am going to go a princess.
00:27:10Sure
00:27:12You?
00:27:13Yeah
00:27:15I'll get Connie to pick you up from here
00:27:17And I'll get a new Uber to take to New Daff
00:27:24I don't know if there's an Uber
00:27:26I don't know if I'd get that
00:27:30We're going to have to swap clothes too
00:27:34Oh, this is really comfy
00:27:38Well, I'm going to have to do some
00:27:39And straighten that shoulder's back
00:27:45You know, good luck
00:27:47I'll get a taxi to pick you up and drop you off at mine
00:27:49It'll just opposite the flower shop
00:27:54I love this
00:27:55Well, I'd say it don't, but my mum can be a bit scarier sometimes
00:28:12Morning, you all right?
00:28:16Yes, um, your family's waiting for you at the holiday, Cartier
00:28:22Spiffing, one's high tea
00:28:23High tea?
00:28:25Yeah, like cucumber sandwiches and all that
00:28:32Are you playing with me?
00:28:36Oh
00:28:37Yeah, um, you got me
00:28:41After you, Your Own Highness
00:29:02I do
00:29:04I do
00:29:05I do
00:29:06I do
00:29:07I do
00:29:08I do
00:29:08I do
00:29:10Have a book
00:29:14What about you, Ed?
00:29:16Bloody hell, Gemma
00:29:17I only saw you yesterday
00:29:20You've been on the extra and signers last night
00:29:26Well, then
00:29:27Oh
00:29:30Well, well, well
00:29:38The Princess returns
00:29:40Her Majesty has deigned to share her presence
00:29:44Excuse me
00:29:47I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:49So, look
00:29:50Was Gemma with you last night?
00:29:53No, I thought she was back here
00:29:59Well, um
00:30:00I just
00:30:02I just
00:30:02Fancy the night out
00:30:03I mean
00:30:04Is that a
00:30:05Cry?
00:30:06Do what you like
00:30:08I had to entertain your dopey boyfriend
00:30:13Oh, Miles, for God's sake
00:30:15Bloody hell, lad
00:30:17It's like looking in a butcher's window
00:30:18Cover yourself up
00:30:19James
00:30:20Can we, uh
00:30:21Can we have a chat later?
00:30:47Can we have a chat later?
00:30:53Oh, Connie
00:30:54Oh, thank God
00:30:56We've been stuck here without any help for an hour
00:30:59It's been frightful
00:31:01We're dying for a cup of tea
00:31:02I've no idea how the contraption works
00:31:05The thing
00:31:06You mean the kettle
00:31:09Or that
00:31:10Don't worry, Your Majesty
00:31:12I'll make the tea
00:31:13Is Diana here yet?
00:31:16She's, uh
00:31:17Outside in the courtyard
00:31:18Oh, God
00:31:21Right
00:31:23Oh, what's the matter, Your Majesty?
00:31:25Since when do you call Father now, Your Majesty and Lady?
00:31:29I'm
00:31:30Sorry, Mother
00:31:32Did Nancy do your make-up?
00:31:35It's too much
00:31:36You look like one of those American princesses
00:31:39I did my make-up
00:31:41Well, it looks like you've used a spray can, darling
00:31:44Have your sister do it
00:31:46Nancy has the week off
00:31:48Diana?
00:31:49Yes, Diana
00:31:50Go on
00:31:51Shoo, shoo
00:31:57Hey, sis
00:32:01You've never called me sister before
00:32:04And
00:32:05Heavens, who did your make-up?
00:32:07A mortician
00:32:09Um, Mother's asked you to help me
00:32:13Fine
00:32:26Oh, it's great
00:32:28Don't make a habit of it
00:32:31Thank you, Diana
00:32:32I don't think you've thanked me
00:32:34For anything
00:32:36Oh
00:32:39Sorry
00:32:41And you've never apologised, either
00:32:43Did you get a visit from three ghosts last night?
00:32:46Did they know they're too late for Christmas?
00:32:50So
00:32:51What do you think about the holiday cottage?
00:32:54I don't know what possessed you to book this
00:32:56When we could have gone to Uncle Giles' chateau in Monaco
00:33:01I think it's nice to switch things up a little
00:33:04You're odd today, Carinthia
00:33:06Very
00:33:07Very odd
00:33:08I'm just happy to see you
00:33:10Ew
00:33:11Look, just
00:33:12Pick out a nice dress
00:33:13Daddy's been invited to love with Nell's latest gathering
00:33:16Where to make our token appearances
00:33:20Is it going to be part?
00:33:23Lords
00:33:23Dignitaries
00:33:24Royalty
00:33:25Can't flush at all, darling
00:33:29Did you bang your head?
00:33:51All right, old
00:33:52Post time battle, will you?
00:34:13What's going on?
00:34:15Lots of Yin
00:34:20Oom
00:34:21Don't know
00:34:22Maison
00:34:22Whether you're the most
00:34:23We're in the
00:34:23Is it not?
00:34:28The bar is paid for, yes.
00:34:33Drink, Connie?
00:34:36I can't. I'm working.
00:34:39I think you just need to relax.
00:34:42You look a little uptight.
00:34:50Come on, let's go out.
00:34:58I'd better get off soon, covering someone's shift.
00:35:03I really want to go clubbing tonight instead.
00:35:05Oh, I don't, yeah.
00:35:08Cos if I don't work, I don't get paid.
00:35:10Don't get paid, can't pay me bill. On and on it goes.
00:35:13Right?
00:35:14You can't just ask for some money off your parents.
00:35:17My jailbird, Daddy.
00:35:20If you're a loob buried somewhere, I wouldn't tell me where it was.
00:35:23Mum's more broke than me.
00:35:28How long have we known each other now?
00:35:32Blimey.
00:35:33What were we?
00:35:35Ball, pies, back in primary school.
00:35:38And a lifetime of shenanigans ever since.
00:35:45Did I ever tell you about me, Dad?
00:35:47Only that your mum didn't know who it was.
00:35:50She thinks she's lying about that.
00:35:54Honestly, I never know where your mum are.
00:35:56What, she's a lover.
00:36:00Did you get ready for Miles?
00:36:03Yeah.
00:36:04Look, if you're gonna dump him, let him down gently.
00:36:08Alright?
00:36:10He's a nice guy.
00:36:12Why was she...
00:36:13I mean, why would I...
00:36:14Don't know about Harmony Grant.
00:36:15Do you remember her?
00:36:16Or Daphne Breen.
00:36:18Never mind.
00:36:20Go easy on him.
00:36:22Alright?
00:36:24Yeah, okay.
00:36:26Do you know the way to Nashall?
00:36:28That's where I've got a meeting.
00:36:29You don't remember?
00:36:31Well, not exactly, no.
00:36:32Throw her cab with me.
00:36:33We'll dump you off on the way, sweet.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:56Honestly, Carinthia.
00:36:58I've never seen you act like that before.
00:37:10What were you drinking?
00:37:12Not beer, was it?
00:37:15It was bitter, Papa.
00:37:18A princess does not drink bitter beer, lager.
00:37:24Or anything you might find in a public house.
00:37:28Unless it's high-class spirits.
00:37:30Like champagne.
00:37:32And good champagne at that.
00:37:35Can I not drink cider?
00:37:38What? It was a genuine question.
00:37:41Listen, Carinthia.
00:37:42You need to start to improve your behaviour.
00:37:45We have our reputation to uphold.
00:37:50Show some decorum.
00:37:52Not that.
00:37:53I don't know if that happens.
00:37:53I don't know if that happens.
00:37:55I don't know if that happens.
00:37:57I don't know if that happens.
00:37:59Well, that went...
00:38:03...surprisingly well.
00:38:05Anyway.
00:38:07What's the decor?
00:38:09It's like...
00:38:11...Pity Kids.
00:38:12You took classes in it.
00:38:17Oh...
00:38:24You've upset your father, young lady.
00:38:27I'm 39, your mad mother.
00:38:30Well, perhaps you should act like it.
00:38:33Now, we have something important for you to do next week.
00:38:36Father has some friends in Switzerland.
00:38:38Very upper crust.
00:38:40He's told them you spent two years at RADA.
00:38:43And performed plays across Europe.
00:38:45Why'd you tell them that?
00:38:48Because you did, Carinthia.
00:38:51So, we'd like you to do a short performance for them.
00:38:55We've booked a rehearsal space in two days.
00:38:58We'll let you know what play it is when we decide.
00:39:01But you know them all off by heart anyway.
00:39:05Gee.
00:39:07Thanks.
00:39:09Stick to her like glue.
00:39:11Make sure she's focused.
00:39:12And no more foolishness.
00:39:15Okay, Connie?
00:39:16Yes, Your Majesty.
00:39:32Myles?
00:39:35Hello?
00:39:37Are you here?
00:39:41Myles?
00:39:45Myles?
00:39:49Myles?
00:39:50Myles?
00:39:50Myles?
00:39:52Myles?
00:39:54Myles?
00:39:59Myles?
00:40:13Myles?
00:40:14Myles?
00:40:15Myles, myles?
00:40:17Your radio is like oh.
00:40:18Myles, myles?
00:40:18Myles, myles?
00:40:18Myles?
00:40:19Myles, myles.
00:40:22Myles?
00:41:42Gemma, that was amazing.
00:41:45Like, I'm genuinely stunned.
00:41:48It was nothing.
00:41:50Why didn't you say you could play music?
00:41:52I mean, I know you went to acting school, but music?
00:41:56You should have said.
00:41:59People like me don't get to show off, really.
00:42:03Besides, one cares.
00:42:06I care.
00:42:07You know, I love music.
00:42:10You do?
00:42:12You know, I do.
00:42:13I used to play when I was younger.
00:42:16No one here is good as hell.
00:42:18That was brilliant.
00:42:19No one here is great.
00:42:26This place is lovely.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:29It's, um...
00:42:32It's not a bad place to work, is it?
00:42:34What do you do?
00:42:37James, I told you about this last time I was here.
00:42:41Like, you're in your own pub sometimes, I swear.
00:42:44I'm the maintenance guy, so I make sure the stage mechanics and the sound are tipped up.
00:42:52How marvellous.
00:42:59Um, I need to lock up now, okay?
00:43:01So, why don't we go for a walk and go to the pub?
00:43:05Have a game of darts?
00:43:08Yeah, let's have a game of darts and a few drinks.
00:43:12Um...
00:43:14Why don't we go on a walk?
00:43:16I mean, it's a lovely day out and, uh...
00:43:20Do you know any good viewpoints?
00:43:25Sure, yeah.
00:43:26And maybe we can have a chat about things.
00:43:36You sure it's not dodgy?
00:43:38Would I do anything dodgy?
00:43:40Well, where'd you get them?
00:43:42The random line at, uh...
00:43:45Uh, jewellers, I do some cleaning up.
00:43:47They were just going to throw it out, don't we?
00:43:49How?
00:43:50Not a cabbage trace.
00:43:52It's a story.
00:43:56Hey.
00:43:57What's up, innit?
00:43:59Even some diamonds?
00:44:01Of course, I'll give them a cut once we've sold it.
00:44:04But what I need you to do is to pass it off on a couple of pawn shops in town.
00:44:09Why can't you do it?
00:44:10You know, I would.
00:44:12But I've heard my knee.
00:44:13And technically, I'm on disability benefits,
00:44:17so, uh, they can't sit me rushing up and downtown.
00:44:20You know, between pawn shops.
00:44:23Hmm.
00:44:23Think about it.
00:44:25I don't think too long, love.
00:44:27Oh, careful.
00:44:39All right.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:43You know,
00:44:45it's so beautiful out here.
00:44:47It's so peaceful.
00:44:50Yeah, I know.
00:44:51It's...
00:44:52It's...
00:44:53Well, I come up here quite a lot, you know, to clear my head and...
00:44:57Yeah, I can see why.
00:45:00Really?
00:45:01Well, this...
00:45:02This isn't your cup of tea, James.
00:45:04Like, you...
00:45:05You never really wanted to do this.
00:45:08Muffle me, innit?
00:45:11Yeah, I suppose.
00:45:16You cold?
00:45:18Yeah, it's chillier than I thought.
00:45:22Come here.
00:45:26This isn't normal.
00:45:28Really?
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:31But right now, normally it's a Huggins woke and laugh your ass off.
00:45:41What did you need to tell me?
00:45:50Do you think we're good together?
00:45:51What do you mean?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:54Sometimes I feel like you're not really that into me.
00:45:58No, I'm sorry.
00:46:00Sometimes I just get caught up in myself.
00:46:03Look.
00:46:05You're really warm-hearted and you're wonderful.
00:46:08I mean, that's...
00:46:09That's a bit forward of me to say.
00:46:12Not really, James.
00:46:13Like, we have been going out for a year now.
00:46:22Come on.
00:46:24Shall we get you home?
00:46:51Something the matter.
00:46:53You won't care, sister.
00:46:54You never do.
00:46:55Of course I did.
00:46:57Shouldn't you be offering a grovelling apology to Mumsy and Dadsy?
00:47:01Dadsy already gave me a rollicking.
00:47:04Rollicking?
00:47:05Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:47:09Must say, I found it rather amusing.
00:47:16Okay, sis.
00:47:19What's his name?
00:47:20What's his name?
00:47:21What's he doing?
00:47:22How on earth do you know?
00:47:25Mmm, I knew that not.
00:47:28Come on then, Maradie bomb.
00:47:32It's Nathaniel.
00:47:35It's Nathaniel.
00:47:35He's up to his old tricks again.
00:47:37Father is insistent that he's going to make an excellent husband.
00:47:41But he's only considering Nathaniel's family and their standing.
00:47:46As for Nathaniel himself.
00:47:49So there's more on that.
00:47:53Yes.
00:47:54I suppose so.
00:47:58He might have been born with him for wealth, but not so much of a brain.
00:48:05Well, isn't it, Nathaniel, don't?
00:48:09He can't keep his hands off the maids.
00:48:13His father's had to fire several of the house staff for fraternising with Nathaniel after dark.
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:20So he can't be trusted?
00:48:22God, it's ridiculous.
00:48:24These men in high society are almost expected to behave like this and suffer no consequences.
00:48:31You should suffer consequences, like a swift knee to the family jewels.
00:48:35Sister!
00:48:38Perhaps you're right.
00:48:42Besides, those 12 months studying judo under Grand Master Takashi that father paid for,
00:48:48I suppose I could put them to good use.
00:48:55Wasn't it for you two?
00:48:59Don't settle for second best.
00:49:03Always follow your heart.
00:49:06I mean, you might not always be right.
00:49:10Would it be your bad?
00:49:13And not father's judgement?
00:49:18I suppose I should get ready to face him.
00:49:21I'm going to Nathaniel's family manor tonight with Mumsy and Dadsy.
00:49:28Forget the bit about the knee to the spuds.
00:49:31Forget the bit about the knee to the spuds.
00:49:34Just be firm.
00:49:37And honest.
00:49:42Mmm.
00:50:03Cup of tea?
00:50:06I'm sure.
00:50:09You look so surprised.
00:50:12You've never made a cup of tea before.
00:50:15You usually ask me.
00:50:17Well, I can assure you that I make a grape.
00:50:21So sit down.
00:50:22Your lights take away off.
00:50:27You seem very different.
00:50:30You seem very different.
00:50:56Anyway, I've been an agony aunt all day.
00:50:59So if you want to chat, go away.
00:51:02Me?
00:51:04Chat?
00:51:06About what?
00:51:10Your love life?
00:51:13My love life?
00:51:15Good God.
00:51:17If you want to talk about disasters, let's talk about, I don't know, Pompeii or Titanic.
00:51:25So there's no man in your life?
00:51:27No.
00:51:29No man.
00:51:31No woman either.
00:51:35Well, the truth is, working for a family of royals takes all my time.
00:51:41Don't get me wrong.
00:51:42I do love it.
00:51:44But it takes all my time.
00:51:47And I am on call 24-7.
00:51:50Well, we need to set some boundaries and some times.
00:51:54What?
00:51:54You know, workers' rights and all that.
00:52:00You, of all people, are saying that?
00:52:07Anyway.
00:52:09This tea looks like it needs biscuits.
00:52:13And I know you work with the royals and probably love a rich tea.
00:52:18But I prefer Gusted Creek.
00:52:21Me too!
00:52:23Do you know what?
00:52:25I've got some upstairs in my suitcase.
00:52:29My guilty pleasure.
00:52:31Go grab them then.
00:52:43Yeah, I've got my daughter's mate to do it.
00:52:46She's gonna do the one for me.
00:52:48It's a bit silly, but I reckon there's a fair few grand there.
00:52:53How do you think I've got it?
00:52:56Five-finger discount, mate.
00:52:59Oh, yeah.
00:53:00You'd be surprised at what I've stolen.
00:53:16What if she's told you to do? Don't do it.
00:53:18Why not?
00:53:19Well, I think she's doing something unlawful.
00:53:21So, Gorra.
00:53:23So what?
00:53:24You can't take the risk for someone else.
00:53:27Lighten up gems.
00:53:29You've been well uptight lately.
00:53:31Come on.
00:53:33Let's have a rave.
00:53:44Come on.
00:53:45Let's have a rave.
00:53:47We're in love.
00:53:49Oh, Christ.
00:53:50Look at my neck with open strings.
00:53:53Come on.
00:54:00That's my life kit.
00:54:14Oh, that's my life kit.
00:54:22Oh, my God.
00:54:43This is much nicer.
00:54:50It is, actually.
00:54:54Oh, my God.
00:55:08Oh, my God.
00:55:22What are you two girls doing?
00:55:27We were just dancing, Your Majesty.
00:55:30Dancing? Why?
00:55:32Um, I was teaching her how to dance.
00:55:35If we had a reason for Carina to dance, we would have hired a teacher.
00:55:41Bambi at Royal London School with a ballet to teach her.
00:55:46You tried that once, Ralph.
00:55:48She has no rhythm.
00:55:49Like Bambi on ice.
00:55:51Oh, yeah.
00:55:52It's, yes.
00:55:53Of course.
00:55:55A word, Colony.
00:56:06Come in.
00:56:06Come in to your seat.
00:56:08Right, come in to your mind, gentlemen.
00:56:11I think you need to start to focus a bit.
00:56:15We've got a busy year ahead.
00:56:18It's very important that everybody is on the ball.
00:56:22You have a reputation, too.
00:56:24Right, you are, Kingy.
00:56:26Kingy.
00:56:27Kingy.
00:56:29Kingy.
00:56:30Kingy.
00:56:58Kingy.
00:56:58Kingy.
00:56:59Oh, this is bad.
00:57:00I mean, I haven't acted in years in Shakespeare.
00:57:04It's so awkward.
00:57:06He's dead in me.
00:57:11I should hope so.
00:57:28is too much for me, I'm not what you want me to be, to be, oh no, to be.
00:58:02To be, or not, to be, to be, to be, or not, to be, to be, it's just too much
00:58:21for me, I'm not what you want.
00:58:42Oh, you all right?
00:58:43Oh, you finished for a day?
00:58:46Yeah, no, we need to get off now because there's a booking, but I need to meet at PA.
00:58:52Oh, yeah, yeah, um, I'll stay out, you're right.
00:58:57And then we can go to the park.
00:59:12Oh, no, it's Miss Brompton.
00:59:18Yes, I think it's okay.
00:59:20Yeah, um, the lights are on, the theatre's yours, the caretaker will be back later to lock up when you're
00:59:26done.
00:59:26And I just need to go back inside to pack some stuff away and then I'll be gone.
00:59:34This is King Ralph, Queen Christine and their daughter, Princess Diana, of the Isle of Marwood.
00:59:43Um, it's, it's a real honor to meet you.
00:59:46I'm so sorry about my squirted parents.
00:59:49Oh, not at all, you've covered them working very hard.
00:59:51I do my best.
00:59:54Come on, show us to the theatre.
00:59:58Miss Corinthians here.
00:59:59Doing warm-up exercises, apparently.
01:00:03Ah, this way.
01:00:09Right, you get ready and then head over to the maze stage.
01:00:14Do you want me to tell you where it is?
01:00:16I know where it is.
01:00:18Oh.
01:00:20Well, good luck then.
01:00:26Oh.
01:00:28Sorry, I thought...
01:00:34Honey!
01:00:37Honey!
01:01:00What's going on?
01:01:03Come on, darling.
01:01:04We haven't got all day.
01:01:14What's the matter with you?
01:01:17We've been through Summer Night's Dream a hundred times.
01:01:21I'm so stressed.
01:01:23I've got so much going on here.
01:01:24I just can't remember anything.
01:01:27Can you remember anything?
01:01:33The passage form you wrote me a little bit much.
01:01:38I need you to be my wrong game.
01:01:41Fine, fine.
01:01:54Romeo.
01:01:57Romeo.
01:02:01What will you fall out?
01:02:04I remember.
01:02:08Can I, pal,
01:02:12will not
01:02:13but be sworn
01:02:15by love
01:02:19can I no longer be a cabinet?
01:02:32What did I do?
01:02:35What did I do?
01:02:46What did I do?
01:02:49Your Majesty?
01:02:50I know, Your Majesty.
01:02:51It's silly, really.
01:02:53I...
01:02:53I just have bittersweet memories of that play.
01:02:56I was watching a performance of Romeo and Juliet when my waters broke.
01:03:01Well, not very real behaviour on my part.
01:03:03I'll be back out in a second.
01:03:12I think we'll call it a dance performance.
01:03:20I think we'll call it a dance performance.
01:03:31Well, I think it was a play she was watching while she was in labour.
01:03:38Oh, dear.
01:03:41Oh, dear.
01:03:43Oh, my darling child.
01:03:45My little Juliet.
01:03:48I do wonder where you are.
01:03:59Mother, are you okay?
01:04:02I'm sorry, my darling.
01:04:04I was being silly.
01:04:07Did you change already?
01:04:10I'm...
01:04:11Just briefly.
01:04:15Who's doing anything?
01:04:18Or without want?
01:04:19We can join you there.
01:04:33Who?
01:04:34Who?
01:04:35Who?
01:04:36Who?
01:04:36Who?
01:04:37Who?
01:04:38Who?
01:04:40Who?
01:04:41Who?
01:04:41Who?
01:04:41Who?
01:04:41Who?
01:04:49Well, that's what Stacey said.
01:04:52Her mother's old cellmate.
01:04:54That's impossible.
01:04:55Is it, Jenna?
01:04:58We're twins.
01:04:59I mean, I know she messed up.
01:05:02But I just can't imagine her stealing a baby.
01:05:13Only me.
01:05:15Oh, sorry.
01:05:16His Majesty wants his golf cardigan.
01:05:19We simply can't play without it, apparently.
01:05:22Who'd have thought such young people would have been so important, eh?
01:05:35Oh, my.
01:05:38Oh, my.
01:05:39Go.
01:06:03Oh!
01:06:08Are you okay, Connie?
01:06:10Carincia?
01:06:12Yeah.
01:06:14It's me.
01:06:20Gemma.
01:06:26Ah.
01:06:28So was you this past week.
01:06:32I knew something was different.
01:06:36You're the bitter drinker.
01:06:39Bitter?
01:06:41That's not important.
01:06:50I'll let Gemma explain.
01:06:52It's all got rather complicated.
01:06:55This had better be good.
01:07:00Your devious mother, sublet of this place, we don't even know, ain't it?
01:07:04I met Carinthia when you checked in.
01:07:07I mean, it was obvious we were related and we just wanted to know the truth.
01:07:12But you swapped places.
01:07:15Kill what I'll say.
01:07:17She was tired of her life and...
01:07:21Well, I just wanted to know what it felt like to be a princess for a while.
01:07:26I mean, we knew deep down it had something to do with...
01:07:30I mean, Mum, if I can even call her that.
01:07:34But...
01:07:35What did she do?
01:07:37Well, it turns out...
01:07:39She stole her baby when she was in prison.
01:07:42On the basis of the mother didn't need to.
01:07:45That's awful.
01:07:47Yeah, and the King and Queen kept it quiet.
01:07:51Well, I never heard anything about it.
01:07:54I can assure you.
01:07:56Yeah, but we need proof.
01:07:59We need to get evidence off me, Mum.
01:08:02You have to tell the King and Queen.
01:08:05We need to sort me, Mum, Tracy out for this.
01:08:09And then we'll tell the King.
01:08:10I kept wondering why your voice was different.
01:08:14And the accent kept slipping.
01:08:19Look.
01:08:21This is the real me.
01:08:24I'm just a gobby Yorkshire lass.
01:08:27Yeah.
01:08:29I quite like it.
01:08:34I don't know what...
01:08:36this means between us, then.
01:08:41Us?
01:08:44I like you.
01:08:46I really like you.
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:52Well.
01:09:15This will take some explaining to do.
01:09:18To my employers.
01:09:22Oh.
01:09:40Julia.
01:09:42What are you doing in my room?
01:09:45How could you?
01:09:47What?
01:09:48That's nothing.
01:09:49Why did you lie to me, Tracy?
01:09:52How did you find out?
01:09:55Well, it turns out...
01:09:57I met my twin sister, the bonafide princess,
01:10:00when my real family checked into the holiday cottage.
01:10:03Royals.
01:10:04I knew they were rich, but royals.
01:10:08I've got an idea.
01:10:09You're coming with me to the cottage.
01:10:11I'm not.
01:10:11We're going to the police.
01:10:13Oh, don't test me.
01:10:16After all,
01:10:17you're not my daughter, are you?
01:10:20Now, come on!
01:10:22Don't ask me!
01:10:28Pussed creams?
01:10:29Are you sure?
01:10:33Live a little.
01:10:38There's no other way to say it no more than a daddy.
01:10:41You've not brought Shane on the phone, have you?
01:10:45No.
01:10:47But...
01:10:49I have a confession to make.
01:10:52Over the past week, it hasn't been me.
01:10:56Silly girl.
01:10:57You were here this morning, weren't you?
01:10:59It wasn't me.
01:11:01She might have started her experimental phase, darling.
01:11:06What have you taken, Carinthia?
01:11:10I'm not high.
01:11:14Let me shed some light.
01:11:17It couldn't be.
01:11:19My Juliet, it must be you.
01:11:22Not so fast, Queenie.
01:11:24Stay there.
01:11:26Who are you?
01:11:27I'm her mother.
01:11:29You're not!
01:11:30I raise you, you ungrateful cow!
01:11:33Oi! You!
01:11:35There!
01:11:36You aren't Princess Anne.
01:11:40What in heavens is happening, Mummy?
01:11:53Get me the police.
01:11:55Now!
01:11:57You're taking this too far, Jasey!
01:12:00Stop it! We're too late!
01:12:01I ain't going anywhere without some royal treasure.
01:12:04Oh, sure. We've got the crown jewels in our suitcase.
01:12:06Don't try and fool me, king moron.
01:12:10You wouldn't go anywhere without thousands of quid's worth of valuables on you.
01:12:14I bet Queenie doesn't leave the house without some diamonds on her person.
01:12:18So hand it over. This family reunion is going to be short-lived.
01:12:23I've got time!
01:12:25Treasure!
01:12:26Jones!
01:12:27Valuables!
01:12:28Now!
01:12:29I have nothing.
01:12:30Oh, come on!
01:12:32Otherwise Gemma or Juliet or whatever her bleeding name is, now she's going to get it.
01:12:37What's about a bank transfer?
01:12:40I have no idea.
01:12:42I like you, Princess.
01:12:43I want a million quid.
01:12:45Now!
01:12:49For God's sake, Daddy, just let me.
01:12:51Hey!
01:12:52Hey, hey!
01:12:52It'll be quicker if I do it.
01:12:54Fine, get on with it.
01:12:58What's in your account number?
01:13:12Hey!
01:13:13Come on, Mummy!
01:13:18Good thing we had that year learning from Grandmaster Takashi, hey?
01:13:30We're arresting you on suspicion of theft, handling and distribution of stolen goods, blackmail, kidnapping, attempted assault, attempted murder, and
01:13:38let's see what else.
01:13:41Fraud?
01:13:41Yeah, fraud.
01:13:43You didn't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention one question, anything
01:13:48that you'll later rely on in court.
01:13:50I treated you all right, didn't I?
01:13:52We had some good times, didn't we?
01:13:58What possessed you to switch places with your sister?
01:14:03I just needed a break, Daddy.
01:14:06We can't keep living by all these rules and restrictions.
01:14:09It's almost like you don't trust us to live the lives we've always wished, without being able to hold the
01:14:15family name.
01:14:16I'm sorry, Cointia.
01:14:19I'm sorry I put so much pressure on you and I.
01:14:23My father did the same with us.
01:14:27It's heavy weight of the crown.
01:14:31But we have to evolve with the times.
01:14:34I mean, some of the traditions are just so archaic.
01:14:37I have to fly to Switzerland next week and perform Shakespeare.
01:14:40Listen, Cointia, really. You don't have to go.
01:14:46No, Daddy, I'll go.
01:14:48But...
01:14:50I have a better idea.
01:14:52His Lordship.
01:14:54He loves Chopin, right?
01:14:56Yes.
01:14:59Well, maybe...
01:15:01I could play the piano for him instead.
01:15:06Okay, okay.
01:15:10I knew something didn't make sense this last week.
01:15:13Winfrey was rarely that nice to me.
01:15:15I think perhaps this family all need to be a bit more open and respectful with each other.
01:15:20So, what should we call you now, sis?
01:15:23Gemma or Juliet?
01:15:25Well, I'll make us all a brew and then I'll just decide.
01:15:28I mean, I like Gemma, but I really like Juliet.
01:15:32And I guess...
01:15:34I know why not.
01:15:35I know why not.
01:15:36I know why not.
01:15:39I know why not.
01:15:40I know why not.
01:15:44We've got something to tell you all.
01:15:45Come on?
01:16:15Hahaha...
01:16:28Oh, sorry, Gem, so I'm like, I can't.
01:16:35I told you, I'm not Gem.
01:16:41Not this again.
01:16:48She's telling true of me, Ed.
01:16:54What?
01:16:56I...
01:16:59Miles, for the past week, I've fallen head over hairs in love with you.
01:17:07Gems, I didn't know anything about this. I'm sorry.
01:17:11Yeah, I know.
01:17:14But go on big boy, you haven't been blessing.
01:17:21The question is, does your previous officer stand?
01:17:37Well, funnily enough, I kept it on me just in case.
01:17:41Yes.
01:17:46No.
01:17:47Take it back.
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