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# Film Story :
From stand-up stages to the big screen, from global fame to “Finally Home,” Jimmy is back! Packed with rapid-fire punchlines and iconic one-liners, this time you don’t need to fight for concert seats—just step into the cinema and laugh out loud together.
Released: 2026-03-20
Genre: Comedy
Casts: Jimmy O. Yang
# Film Story :
From stand-up stages to the big screen, from global fame to “Finally Home,” Jimmy is back! Packed with rapid-fire punchlines and iconic one-liners, this time you don’t need to fight for concert seats—just step into the cinema and laugh out loud together.
Released: 2026-03-20
Genre: Comedy
Casts: Jimmy O. Yang
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00:00:03We come to this place for magic.
00:00:06We come to the show to laugh, to cry, to care.
00:00:12Because we need that.
00:00:14All of us.
00:00:15We watch our favorite performers
00:00:18to experience something we've never felt before
00:00:22and go somewhere we've never been before.
00:00:28We're not just entertained,
00:00:30but lost in the moment.
00:00:33Together.
00:00:35That indescribable feeling we get
00:00:37when the lights start to dim
00:00:40and the show is about to start.
00:00:43Shit.
00:00:45Jimmy!
00:00:47Where are you going?
00:00:48I'm trying to find the stage.
00:00:50You always get lost.
00:00:52The stage is over there.
00:00:54Yeah?
00:00:55Jimmy!
00:00:57You are going to do well.
00:00:59Okay?
00:01:02Yeah?
00:01:03Even though you are weak, you are short,
00:01:05and you are lost,
00:01:07and you always make fun of me,
00:01:09which I don't like.
00:01:14Who's your pep talk?
00:01:17What's a pep talk?
00:01:19It's okay.
00:01:21Thank you, Dad.
00:01:25Always get lost.
00:01:27Always so weak.
00:01:30Home call, are you ready?
00:01:36Make some noise!
00:01:40Give it up!
00:01:42For Jimmy!
00:01:44Oh, yeah!
00:01:49Yeah!
00:01:55Coliseum!
00:01:59What's up, Mark?
00:02:03Oh, my God, man.
00:02:05Give it up for yourself to come to the Coliseum today.
00:02:07I love every single one of you.
00:02:09Thank you very much.
00:02:14Thank you very much.
00:02:18That was pretty cool, right?
00:02:20That's like a Beyonce concert.
00:02:24Coldplay don't have that shit.
00:02:26Coldplay is just white people singing.
00:02:29This is much more exciting, people.
00:02:32I know Hong Kong is all about money.
00:02:35In Hong Kong, it's all about money, right?
00:02:37I'll tell you.
00:02:39That mechanism, guess how much?
00:02:43Guess how much?
00:02:44$50,000!
00:02:47Yeah!
00:02:48I know!
00:02:49Hong Kong dollars.
00:02:50It's okay.
00:02:51$50,000!
00:02:53But see, I'm a good Hong Kong boy.
00:02:55I'm really good at math, you know?
00:02:57It's $50,000 one time,
00:02:59but if I do it twice,
00:03:01it's only $25,000.
00:03:03You know what I mean?
00:03:05Let's do it!
00:03:06Let's do it, Hong Kong!
00:03:07It's some action!
00:03:08Let's go!
00:03:08Let's go!
00:03:09Okay, okay, okay!
00:03:11You have to go to Hong Kong boy, Hong Kong!
00:03:14Hong Kong, are you ready?
00:03:18Give it up!
00:03:19What are we doing?
00:03:20Marcy!
00:03:22Hello, Shane!
00:03:24Hello, Shane!
00:03:30Yeah, baby!
00:03:32Okay, stop the fireworks!
00:03:33Stop the fireworks!
00:03:34Stop the fireworks!
00:03:35Fireworks is $10,000 per second!
00:03:38Okay?
00:03:39This show already cost me $100,000, okay?
00:03:45Just for this, I'm gonna do it one more time for you guys, okay?
00:03:51I'm gonna do it one more time for you guys.
00:03:53Maybe this time I'll do like the Mandarin version.
00:03:56Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
00:03:57I'm gonna do it one more time.
00:03:59Okay, get me down there, get me down there.
00:04:00Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:04:03Let's go, let's go!
00:04:04Yes, sir!
00:04:06Are you ready?
00:04:09You've got to be able to see a wonderful talk show.
00:04:14Let's give it up for O.Yong Wahxin.
00:04:18HALOON TREE!
00:04:25HALOON TREE!
00:04:30What's up Hong Kong?
00:04:35Oh god. You know how hard that was to run behind the door?
00:04:39Oh my god, I'm very winded. And you know how much that door costs?
00:04:45How you guys doing Hong Kong? You guys doing good?
00:04:49Thank you very much for coming. This is the first show. First show at Hong Kong.
00:04:53And this is my first show in Asia, man.
00:04:59I love it here. I love it here. Hong Kong people have been showing me a lot of love, man.
00:05:04I can't even walk outside. Everybody want to take a selfie.
00:05:07Which is fine. Except like, when like older ladies, like C-Lie.
00:05:13When they take a selfie, they go to this different app.
00:05:16I don't know what it is, like May 2 or some shit.
00:05:20And we take a selfie and we all turn into AI cartoon characters.
00:05:24I'm like, dude, she's 50. She looks 20.
00:05:28I look like I'm 5.
00:05:31What is this? Put that away. Just take a regular picture.
00:05:35Everyone wants us to take a selfie.
00:05:37And then what do they say after the selfie?
00:05:39They don't say, thank you, Jimmy.
00:05:41They're like,
00:05:42Hey Jimmy,
00:05:42I can't fly.
00:05:46Like everywhere I go.
00:05:47I even want to renew my Hong Kong ID.
00:05:49That's right. I was born and raised in Hong Kong.
00:05:51I still got my Hong Kong ID.
00:05:58I went to Guantong to renew my Hong Kong ID.
00:06:01Right?
00:06:01Very official building.
00:06:03This immigration officer looked at my ID.
00:06:05He was like,
00:06:05Sir, why didn't you come back early?
00:06:07Your ID's already expired.
00:06:09I'm like, oh my God, I didn't know.
00:06:11I didn't realize that.
00:06:11I'm just coming back here for some shows.
00:06:13And they looked at me.
00:06:14He was like,
00:06:15I know.
00:06:19I don't pay, I can't buy.
00:06:24When people couldn't get tickets,
00:06:26they keep asking me for tickets.
00:06:28They're like,
00:06:28Jimmy, can you hook my friends up with some tickets, man?
00:06:30I'm like, I really don't have tickets, dude.
00:06:32I really don't.
00:06:32They got to go fend for themselves.
00:06:34You know?
00:06:34And then they're like,
00:06:35No, no.
00:06:36They come from a really important family in Hong Kong.
00:06:39I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
00:06:42Every family's important in Hong Kong.
00:06:45That's right.
00:06:48That's right, people.
00:06:49Comedy is for the people.
00:06:52Everyone.
00:06:53You guys are on the ground.
00:06:58It's really so far.
00:07:01You have to take a cable car up there.
00:07:07It's really nice, man.
00:07:08I feel like tickets are harder to get than La Boo Boo's.
00:07:12I love La Boo Boo.
00:07:14That's also the pride of Hong Kong, right?
00:07:15That's a Hong Kong product.
00:07:17Now it's going worldwide.
00:07:20That's right.
00:07:22The first time I told my mom about La Boo Boo,
00:07:24she was like really confused.
00:07:26And kind of concerned.
00:07:28I was like, Mom, have you heard of La Boo Boo?
00:07:30And then she looked at me, she's like,
00:07:31What are you doing?
00:07:31La Boo Boo.
00:07:34La Boo Boo.
00:07:36La Boo Boo for the white people.
00:07:37It means diarrhea.
00:07:38Okay.
00:07:40I love it in Hong Kong.
00:07:41I grew up here until I was 13 years old.
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:45I went to .
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:49Awesome, awesome.
00:07:49How's it going, guys?
00:07:50How's it going?
00:07:51Everybody's very successful.
00:07:52They all got front row seats.
00:07:54You see?
00:07:56White people.
00:07:58White people.
00:08:00White people.
00:08:00White people.
00:08:01White people.
00:08:04Don't kill me.
00:08:05That's some local humor.
00:08:07Just some local humor.
00:08:09And St. Joe, they're working in the crew.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:08:14I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding guys. I'm just kidding. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke
00:08:23Oh
00:08:24Yeah, okay
00:08:35Good you see you switch teams
00:08:40He's like LeBron James, you know, I mean he used to play for Cleveland now. He's playing for the Lakers
00:08:46better team
00:08:48Good job. Good job
00:08:52I love Hong Kong man. It's the perfect mix of new and old you have some nicest tallest buildings in
00:08:57the world
00:08:58But right next to it, it's in Tongro one
00:09:01In English translated to hitting little people
00:09:08Like you go under the bridge in Causeway Bay, and there's a lady hitting small people
00:09:16Hitting small people with her sandal you guys seen that shit, right?
00:09:20You guys seen that it's great. It's very popular and Instagram like I want to
00:09:25And then and then this old lady asked me who is your xiuyun?
00:09:29You have to think about the name of your enemy write it down and then I will slap the shit
00:09:33out of him
00:09:36And then I was like, oh, I actually I'm very lucky. I don't have any enemies
00:09:44And she was like, it's okay, you don't need an enemy. I will hit anyone
00:09:51It's just good luck for you
00:09:54And I'm like, okay, go ahead just hit someone burn some paper
00:09:57I don't give a fuck, you know, she started hitting it after like a minute. She was like, okay, all
00:10:02done. Your aura is great now
00:10:05And I'm like, oh, thank you. How much? She was like five hundred eighty dollars. I
00:10:12Was like
00:10:13Can you hit one more person for me?
00:10:17She was like, I thought you don't have any enemies. I'm like I have one now
00:10:26You got to know how to negotiate in Hong Kong. It's about the money, man. I
00:10:31Want to Temple Street, Miu Gai
00:10:34To tell your fortune. I love it. There's so many different ways to tell your fortune in Chinese culture
00:10:40You can look at your palm
00:10:42You can tell them your birthday season, Batsi, or they can just look at your face and
00:10:47See if it's fucked up or not
00:10:51But this time I was smart, right? I pre-negotiated with her. I was like how much to look at
00:10:56my face?
00:10:57You know, a lot of other people pay money to see my face
00:11:11I was like, okay, okay, how much? She was like three hundred dollars. I was like, no, no, no, no,
00:11:16no, no, no, no, no
00:11:17Not this face. How about a hundred dollars? And then she said like the most Hong Kong thing is complimentary
00:11:24But also negotiating with you at the same time. She was like, hey, you're so beautiful
00:11:31How much is $100?
00:11:35She was like your face is so nice. You can afford more than a hundred bucks. That's when I knew
00:11:40if I underpay her
00:11:42She's just gonna talk shit
00:11:46So I'm like, okay, okay, okay, three hundred dollars full price. No problem. No problem
00:11:51She's like, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:11:57See that you should just leave it at that. He said she says my forehead is big which is great.
00:12:03It's good luck, right? You should never ask why
00:12:08You can't ask why
00:12:12Why
00:12:12頭髮好
00:12:13Why
00:12:13Why
00:12:14Why
00:12:15Why
00:12:16Why
00:12:18Why
00:12:19Hard working
00:12:20Okay
00:12:23You can't ask why
00:12:25Why
00:12:25Why
00:12:32Why
00:12:38You face
00:12:39I saw it on a ball.
00:12:42It was very hard.
00:12:45The only thing is that your eyes are not closed.
00:12:50I said, why?
00:12:53He said, because you're going to be a wife.
00:12:55I said, I'm not a wife.
00:12:58He said, you're going to be a woman.
00:13:03I said, I said, you're right.
00:13:05I'm not going to be a woman.
00:13:12Very confused white people in the audience.
00:13:15If you don't know Cantonese, it's okay.
00:13:17You're in Hong Kong.
00:13:18Just lean into the person next to you
00:13:20and just ask,
00:13:21I love Hong Kong, man.
00:13:29The food, the food's got to be my favorite, right?
00:13:32You have like the highest end of the best of the best Michelin star food
00:13:35and just the best street food.
00:13:37I love it, man.
00:13:55I don't need Michelin stars, okay?
00:13:59First of all, I don't know if you guys know this.
00:14:01Michelin stars are created by a French tire company.
00:14:07What do they know about Chinese food?
00:14:10And let's all just agree, first of all, French food sucks.
00:14:19I don't know how they became the world voice of how good food is.
00:14:23Nobody gives a shit about French food.
00:14:27If you ask a partner to go out, you're like,
00:14:29Hey, babe, what are you feeling to eat?
00:14:30They usually like Italian, Chinese, maybe Japanese.
00:14:33Nobody's ever like French.
00:14:35Really filling a coco vin tonight.
00:14:38And some escargot.
00:14:42French food is like an Asian person's worst nightmare.
00:14:46It's all just dairy and cream and bechamel.
00:14:50That's going to give you la du-du, you know what I mean?
00:14:57Make you shit your pants.
00:15:00Who cares, man?
00:15:02You don't need a French culinary degree to run a good kitchen.
00:15:05You just need one Chinese uncle, man.
00:15:08That's right.
00:15:09He's not a chef de cuisine.
00:15:12He's not a saucier.
00:15:14He's just umming.
00:15:18Umming is awesome.
00:15:19He can make everything, man.
00:15:21But you should never go to Umming's restaurant on a Wednesday.
00:15:28Because Umming is too busy looking at horses.
00:15:35You should never go eat on Wednesday or Sunday in Hong Kong.
00:15:42Because all the chefs in the back are too worried about their horses.
00:15:46They're all watching the races from Happy Valley instead of cooking.
00:15:50They're just like,
00:15:57That's Hong Kong culture, man.
00:16:00We love racing horses.
00:16:02Right?
00:16:04Happy Valley.
00:16:05I want a Happy Valley.
00:16:06They treated me very nicely.
00:16:08They were like,
00:16:08It's okay if you lose.
00:16:09It's for charity.
00:16:13Very nice people at the jockey club.
00:16:16I actually met the CEO of the horse races.
00:16:18Very nice guy.
00:16:19He's like a German guy.
00:16:20And he looked at me up and down and he told me, he was like,
00:16:22You know, you make for a great jockey.
00:16:32I'm like,
00:16:33Sir, thank you.
00:16:33But I'm doing fine as a comedian.
00:16:36He was like,
00:16:36Yeah, but with your size, you'll be a great jockey.
00:16:46It's great man.
00:16:47It's great.
00:16:48I love like local Hong Kong humor.
00:16:50It's still very close to my heart.
00:16:52My favorite movies growing up was like,
00:16:53You know what I mean?
00:16:56Like,
00:16:57Still man.
00:16:57Still some of my favorite things, man.
00:17:00And then I moved to Los Angeles.
00:17:02I moved to America with my family for 25 years.
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:05So a lot of times I'm like torn.
00:17:07Am I like Hong Kong?
00:17:09Am I American?
00:17:10It gets especially confusing when I'm watching the Olympics.
00:17:15Like who do I root for?
00:17:18It depends.
00:17:19You know what I mean?
00:17:19It depends.
00:17:20If it's basketball, Team USA for sure.
00:17:25But I love the Hong Kong team.
00:17:27I always try to root for the Hong Kong team.
00:17:29But Hong Kong is only good at very specific sports.
00:17:34Hong Kong is only good at like wake surfing and fencing.
00:17:38Yeah, that's right. Fencing.
00:17:41That's right.
00:17:42We're only good at incredibly expensive sports.
00:17:50You know?
00:17:51That's right.
00:17:53So maybe Hong Kong people is not very good at sports at all.
00:17:57We're just good at making money.
00:18:00That's our favorite sport.
00:18:04Everything's about money, man.
00:18:05We're just really good with our money.
00:18:06That's why I can't, I can't understand how like so many athletes lose so much money.
00:18:11Especially like NBA players, like ball players.
00:18:13You guys all heard these stories, right?
00:18:14Like Allen Iverson.
00:18:16And have you guys heard about Shohei Otani?
00:18:20Yeah, he's a great baseball player.
00:18:22Japanese guy, right?
00:18:24This guy is like the Michael Jordan of baseball.
00:18:27Shohei Otani.
00:18:28He's straight up from Japan, 6'4", 210 pounds.
00:18:34The last time I seen a Japanese man over 6'4", was Godzilla.
00:18:43I didn't even know they made him like that.
00:18:45Like it was, he's amazing, dude.
00:18:47He's so good.
00:18:48He won the MVP last year in Major League Baseball.
00:18:51He won the World Series his first year with the Dodgers.
00:18:54And then he signed the biggest contract in sports history, $700 million.
00:19:01Oh, now you guys care.
00:19:04World Series, MVP, whatever.
00:19:07$700 million?
00:19:08Oh yeah, he must be good.
00:19:11I'm telling you, Hong Kong's all about the money.
00:19:14And right after he signed the contract, he got caught.
00:19:18He got caught gambling on his own sport.
00:19:21Which is illegal.
00:19:22You can't do that.
00:19:23And then he blamed this translator.
00:19:26But if you've ever seen a Shohei Otani interview,
00:19:29the man speaks English.
00:19:32When they asked him about gambling, he just forgot all about it.
00:19:35He was like,
00:19:40Uh...
00:19:44Ano...
00:19:47Gambling.
00:19:54But he's a nice guy, man.
00:19:56I believed him.
00:19:57And it turns out after some investigation,
00:19:59his translator stole $17 million from his bank account.
00:20:04And he didn't even know about it.
00:20:07I'm like, what kind of Asian are you?
00:20:10That you don't see $17 million being gone?
00:20:15If $5 is gone from my bank account,
00:20:20my mom will call me and warn me like she's fraud alert.
00:20:27She'll be like,
00:20:27Jimmy,
00:20:29what happened?
00:20:31What happened to the $5?
00:20:34I'm like, Mom, it's just an ATM fee, okay?
00:20:38It's no big deal.
00:20:39She's like, oh, your ATM fee?
00:20:42Oh, Jimmy.
00:20:43I thought I taught you better than that.
00:20:47Jimmy,
00:20:48most people take money from ATM.
00:20:52You are giving money to the ATM.
00:20:56What's wrong with you?
00:21:01That's my mom!
00:21:06Gotta give it up for my mom, man.
00:21:09She's the inspiration for many jokes,
00:21:11and I was like, guess how much?
00:21:15She's the best.
00:21:17She's amazing, man.
00:21:18She was very nervous in the beginning
00:21:20when I was telling jokes about her.
00:21:21She was like,
00:21:22Hey, don't tell me.
00:21:25And now, and now,
00:21:26the specials came out, you know,
00:21:28like, people love it, you know,
00:21:29and like, she's like,
00:21:30Hey, if you want to laugh,
00:21:31then just tell me.
00:21:38Thank you, Mom.
00:21:43We're tight with our money, man.
00:21:45But at the same time,
00:21:48we love to gamble.
00:21:51Asian people love to gamble.
00:21:54You know why Asian people love gambling?
00:21:57It's because it's our only extreme sport.
00:22:01That's all we got.
00:22:03White people jump out of planes.
00:22:05They go bungee jumping.
00:22:07You know, it gets the adrenaline pumping.
00:22:09I don't even like going outside.
00:22:11It's too hot.
00:22:15It's too humid, you know what I mean?
00:22:17The only thing that gets my adrenaline going
00:22:21is the possibility of losing money to a stranger.
00:22:27I'm disciplined with my money.
00:22:29I have a rule, okay?
00:22:30Even in Vegas, I have a rule.
00:22:32If I see a Chinese dealer across from me,
00:22:36I walk away.
00:22:39I don't play.
00:22:40We're too good.
00:22:41You know, that's like an Asian on Asian crime.
00:22:45And also, I feel like other dealers,
00:22:48like white people, you know, black people,
00:22:51other Asians, Filipino, Japanese,
00:22:52they are like trained to be pretty nice to you
00:22:55if you lose money.
00:22:56You know?
00:22:57They pretend.
00:22:58They're like, oh my God,
00:22:59I can't believe I got 21 again.
00:23:01Ah, I'm so sorry.
00:23:03Ah, better luck next time, okay?
00:23:09Chinese people don't give a fuck if you lose.
00:23:12If you lose to a Chinese dealer,
00:23:15they show no emotion.
00:23:16They're just like...
00:23:27You lose.
00:23:3118, 20, okay?
00:23:34Can you do math?
00:23:37No?
00:23:37Do you have more money?
00:23:39No ATM is over there.
00:23:42And that's how I got charged $5 ATM fee.
00:23:49I love it, man.
00:23:50It's been really nice, man.
00:23:52It's my first time as a family,
00:23:53coming back like 25 years, you know?
00:23:56We're still very traditional, very Chinese.
00:23:58Even in America,
00:23:59we always eat Chinese food when we get together.
00:24:02And I love eating Chinese food.
00:24:04The food and also the culture of it.
00:24:06You pour each other tea,
00:24:08you do a little bit of this,
00:24:09and you share all the food, right?
00:24:11And I just like the culture.
00:24:12I think it's a big sharing culture that we have.
00:24:15See, Chinese people will share everything
00:24:17but the bill.
00:24:20You have to fight for the bill.
00:24:23It's not about the money.
00:24:24It's about fighting for the honor of your family.
00:24:30That's right.
00:24:34I've seen my dad get into legitimate MMA fights
00:24:39with my uncle.
00:24:40Like, just like, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:43Rear naked choke.
00:24:44Triangle.
00:24:44Nope.
00:24:47Got to be fast.
00:24:49And I think the older you get, the more you fight.
00:24:52It's about respect.
00:24:53It's about honor.
00:24:55Because fighting for the bill always starts off
00:24:57really, really nice, right?
00:24:58Really respectful.
00:24:59And then, it becomes a competition
00:25:03on who's doing better.
00:25:05Like when my dad's fighting with my uncle,
00:25:07they always fight.
00:25:08Every time it's like,
00:25:08Oh, Gary, Gary, Gary.
00:25:10You pay the last time.
00:25:11Let me pay, let me pay, let me pay, let me pay.
00:25:13And my uncle Gary's like,
00:25:14No, no, no.
00:25:14Richard, Richard, let me pay.
00:25:16You are retired.
00:25:20And my dad's like,
00:25:21Oh, okay.
00:25:22It's okay.
00:25:22I'm retired.
00:25:23But Jimmy's doing very well, okay?
00:25:29That's right.
00:25:30It gets personal.
00:25:33And then my uncle's like,
00:25:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:35Jimmy's okay.
00:25:36You know?
00:25:37He tells jokes.
00:25:40My daughter, she's a doctor.
00:25:46And my dad's like,
00:25:46Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:25:49Your daughter is a dentist.
00:25:53You know what I mean?
00:25:55It gets personal.
00:25:57And as they're fighting,
00:25:58my aunt actually snuck to the bathroom
00:26:00and paid for the bill already.
00:26:02Like a ninja.
00:26:05Those are the rules, man.
00:26:06We know the rules.
00:26:07If you go to the bathroom,
00:26:09you're paying the bill.
00:26:11Right, Uncle?
00:26:11Welcome.
00:26:14That's right.
00:26:17Those are the rules of engagement.
00:26:19It's about respect.
00:26:20That's why I've seen my dad
00:26:22physically stop someone
00:26:23from going to the bathroom.
00:26:27And my friend tried to get up
00:26:28to go to the bathroom.
00:26:29My dad's like,
00:26:33Where are you going?
00:26:36Uh, Mr. O-Yong,
00:26:37I just gotta go take a leak
00:26:39in the bathroom.
00:26:39He's like,
00:26:40Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:40Sit down.
00:26:41Sit down.
00:26:43You pee when you get home.
00:26:44Okay?
00:26:45You pee when you get home.
00:26:49And if they really gotta go pee,
00:26:51my dad just sends me after him.
00:26:52He's like,
00:26:52Jimmy, you go with him.
00:26:55Make sure he doesn't pay.
00:26:57Like, what am I supposed to do?
00:26:58It's like,
00:26:58Okay, yeah, well,
00:27:00don't take out your wallet,
00:27:01but, uh,
00:27:02pull down your pants, okay?
00:27:07It's a respect thing, man.
00:27:11That's why a lot of times,
00:27:12I still feel like I'm very Chinese.
00:27:13I'm still very close
00:27:14to my Chinese culture.
00:27:16Like, I love singing karaoke.
00:27:19That's my thing.
00:27:20Right?
00:27:20Hong Kong.
00:27:23That's a thing, man.
00:27:25They have karaoke in America, too.
00:27:27But it's a little different.
00:27:29Karaoke in America,
00:27:30you gotta go to, like,
00:27:30a random bar,
00:27:31on a Tuesday night,
00:27:33and sign up for karaoke night.
00:27:36What the fuck?
00:27:36Every night is karaoke night.
00:27:39You know?
00:27:39You gotta sign up,
00:27:40and then sing in front of
00:27:41a bunch of strangers.
00:27:43It's like America's got no talent.
00:27:49And I love karaoke machines in Asia.
00:27:52You have every single song.
00:27:53Right?
00:27:54Cantonese, Mandarin, Japanese, English.
00:27:56You have every single song
00:27:57that's ever existed in these machines.
00:27:59But none of the music videos.
00:28:03Like, they pay for the songs,
00:28:06but they cheaped out on the MVs.
00:28:07You know what I mean?
00:28:09It's very Hong Kong.
00:28:10Like, I was trying to sing, like,
00:28:12I can't feel my face by the weekend.
00:28:14And the music video is just some white guy walking his dog.
00:28:20I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
00:28:24But I love it.
00:28:26But I love it.
00:28:28I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
00:28:32But I love it.
00:28:36I love these Chinese karaoke systems, man.
00:28:40After every song, the machine gives you a score.
00:28:45That is the most Asian shit.
00:28:50You get graded after every single song.
00:28:56I don't even know what kind of technology they use.
00:28:59Is it AI?
00:29:01Or just some old a-some in the back judging you?
00:29:06Like she's watching you through the kitchen?
00:29:1372. No.
00:29:22I love karaoke, man.
00:29:24I love doing karaoke with my family.
00:29:27Like, my aunt, she doesn't really speak English,
00:29:29but she's really good at English songs.
00:29:32Like, you guys know what I mean, right?
00:29:33Like, I don't know Korean, but I know Gangnam style.
00:29:38But she's a little shy.
00:29:39I always have to force her to sing, right?
00:29:41She's a little shy, but she's got a great voice.
00:29:44I was like, auntie, auntie.
00:29:45I picked this song for you.
00:29:46This is for you.
00:29:47You got this. You got this.
00:29:48And then she's like,
00:29:50No English.
00:29:52I'm like, come on, auntie.
00:29:53You got this.
00:29:54You have a great voice.
00:29:54You got this.
00:30:02Yesterday, all my troubles seem so far.
00:30:10I'm like, auntie, wow, they're so good.
00:30:13You don't even know what yesterday means, man.
00:30:19So cool.
00:30:21I love singing karaoke.
00:30:23I love singing all kinds of different songs.
00:30:25My favorite types of songs are old school songs.
00:30:29When I sing, I sing old school.
00:30:31And when I mean old school, I don't mean like Whitney Houston.
00:30:34I don't mean the temptations.
00:30:37I mean,
00:30:45I'll call you guys remember this song.
00:30:48R.I.P.
00:30:48R.I.P.
00:30:49R.I.P.
00:30:49R.I.P.
00:30:58R.I.P.
00:30:59R.I.P.
00:31:00R.I.P.
00:31:01R.I.P.
00:31:26R.I.P.
00:31:27R.I.P.
00:31:29R.I.P.
00:31:31R.I.P.
00:31:39R.I.P.
00:31:40R.I.P.
00:31:40R.I.P.
00:31:40R.I.P.
00:31:40R.I.P.
00:31:41You gotta pay respect to the people that made Hong Kong what it is, man.
00:31:46I love old school.
00:31:48When I say old school, I don't mean Tupac.
00:31:52I mean
00:31:59You guys know this?
00:32:15Okay, okay, cut it, cut it, cut it.
00:32:17How come you guys don't know this shit?
00:32:18What the fuck, man?
00:32:21He's the god of Temple Street, man.
00:32:24You guys don't know this song.
00:32:25I know more Hong Kong songs than you guys.
00:32:28But you guys know every fucking Coldplay song.
00:32:38Fuck that, who cares?
00:32:45I love Hong Kong songs, man.
00:32:47It really has a special place in my heart.
00:32:50Because when I'm in America, not a lot of times I don't always have good Hong Kong food.
00:32:54I don't have a lot of close Hong Kong friends anymore.
00:32:57So just these songs that just reminds me of Hong Kong.
00:33:01There are some old school Hong Kong songs.
00:33:03Just when the beat drops, you just feel like you're in Hong Kong.
00:33:07I love Hong Kong songs.
00:33:14I love Hong Kong songs.
00:33:18I love Hong Kong songs.
00:34:03That's old school right there.
00:34:13Thank you, man. That's why I love you guys, man. That's why my voice is all messed up.
00:34:18I'm not used to singing every night. I can't sing these songs at Carnegie Hall.
00:34:24Nobody will understand. This is just for you guys.
00:34:29That's why. Thank you. Thank you.
00:34:36This is so hard, man. You guys didn't think this was going to turn into a concert.
00:34:41It's very cheap, right?
00:34:44$7.88, $5.88, $3.88.
00:34:48$3.88, you can't buy a little red.
00:34:52It's $5.98, man.
00:34:58That's right.
00:35:02It's great seeing all of you guys here, man.
00:35:05It's really good being back in Hong Kong.
00:35:08Sometimes I can't even, like, wrap my mind around stupid things that happen in America.
00:35:12It's kind of crazy, right?
00:35:14They're so ignorant, especially when it comes to, like, Asia and Asian people.
00:35:18Do you guys remember when TikTok got banned in America?
00:35:23America for one day.
00:35:25Do you guys remember that?
00:35:27America was, like, fighting so hard to ban TikTok.
00:35:30Because they're like, that's a Chinese app.
00:35:32It's stealing our information.
00:35:34There's a whole Congress hearing with Americans.
00:35:37They're asking the CEO of TikTok.
00:35:39He's like, are you Chinese?
00:35:41I'm Singaporean, sir.
00:35:47Well, sir, I've never heard of that country.
00:35:50Is Singapore in China?
00:35:53No, it's in Singapore, sir.
00:35:56So are you Chinese or Japanese?
00:35:58I'm Singaporean.
00:36:01How are you a congressman you don't know where Singapore is?
00:36:04It's so ridiculous.
00:36:06They fought so hard to ban TikTok because they think Chinese people is listening to them.
00:36:12And then when TikTok got banned for one day, every single American just went on a different Chinese app,
00:36:17Xiao Hong Su.
00:36:22Red Note.
00:36:24Do you guys use it?
00:36:25Xiao Hong Su.
00:36:27I've been on Xiao Hong Su for, like, a year.
00:36:29And then when I signed up, I realized my dad's been on that shit for, like, three years.
00:36:37My dad's active on Xiao Hong Su, man.
00:36:40He got, like, 40,000 followers before I even signed up.
00:36:45Not just because he's my dad, but because he turned into, like, a full-on, like, food blogger.
00:36:50Like, he's, like, now eating food, making weird faces.
00:36:53He's like, oh, how chui, jika.
00:36:59He gets a lot of joy from it, right?
00:37:02Because people treat him really nicely because they know, like, he's reviewing their food.
00:37:06And then he comes home, he's, like, really excited.
00:37:08He was like, this place treat me like VIP.
00:37:13Everything free.
00:37:15And I'm like, dad, I don't want to burst your bubble, okay?
00:37:20But I'm pretty sure they treat you like VIP because they know you're my dad.
00:37:27You know, I'm just telling you.
00:37:29You got to be careful out there.
00:37:31And he was like, no, no, no.
00:37:32They don't know you, okay?
00:37:34They don't know who you are.
00:37:38When I was in New York, I took all my best friends out to this Chinese restaurant that my dad
00:37:43recommended.
00:37:44Like, literally, literally all my coolest Chinese-American friends.
00:37:48It was me, Awkwafina, Ronnie Chang, BD Wong, MC Jin, you know?
00:37:54We, like, gathered the Asian Avengers.
00:38:00That's how much I trusted my dad's opinion.
00:38:02You know what I mean?
00:38:04And we went to this very, very authentic Sichuan restaurant, right?
00:38:08Made a reservation, and we walked in, and the waiter was so rude to us.
00:38:14That's how I knew the food was going to be good.
00:38:19We're, like, 10 minutes late, right?
00:38:21We're, like, sorry, we got a reservation.
00:38:22We're a little late.
00:38:22They're, like, no, we gave your table away.
00:38:24We gave your table.
00:38:25I'm, like, no, no, no, no.
00:38:26We just 10 minutes late.
00:38:27We don't have any more tables, sir.
00:38:29Gave your table away.
00:38:30I was, like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
00:38:32I usually don't do this, but do you know who I am?
00:38:37And he stopped for a sec.
00:38:40No.
00:38:44It was so embarrassing, man.
00:38:46I had to take my friends to an Irish pub next door.
00:38:50The Asian Avengers ended up eating fish and chips for dinner.
00:38:54It was very sad of an experience.
00:38:57I was, I, like, never been so angry and embarrassed in my, like, adult life.
00:39:00I went home.
00:39:01I actually typed up, like, an angry email and sent it to the owner of the restaurant because
00:39:06I'm a little bitch.
00:39:08I went, like, full Karen.
00:39:10You know, I start typing this email.
00:39:11I'm, like, how dare you treat us like that?
00:39:13We're only 10 minutes late.
00:39:14You wouldn't even seat us.
00:39:15I could expect this kind of treatment to maybe in an average American joint.
00:39:18But in an authentic Chinese place, you just treat me like fucking Brad Pitt.
00:39:23Sent.
00:39:25So angry.
00:39:25And to my surprise, the owner of the restaurant emailed me back right away.
00:39:32Super apologetic.
00:39:33He was, like, sir, we're so sorry we couldn't accommodate you.
00:39:36It was our bad.
00:39:37But next time, just tell us you are Richard's son.
00:39:53So I guess my dad was right.
00:39:56He's not Jimmy's dad.
00:39:57I'm just Richard's son.
00:40:04Like I said, man, I was born and raised here until I was 13 years old.
00:40:08And I spent the last 25 years living in America, man.
00:40:12So a lot of times I'm like, am I American?
00:40:15Am I Hong Kong?
00:40:16I don't know.
00:40:18And still, I feel like I have to try to fit in in America every day.
00:40:23From day one that I was there to now.
00:40:25Every day is a fight to fit in.
00:40:28Like, for example, when I'm, like, shopping for clothes in America.
00:40:34I would buy, like, the smallest size.
00:40:38Like, men's extra small slim fit.
00:40:45And it's still way too big for me.
00:40:49I have to go to Tongzongbo.
00:40:52The kids section.
00:40:54And get something with a Pokemon on it.
00:40:58And then I have this friend.
00:41:00I have this friend.
00:41:01His name is Cam.
00:41:02Very American guy.
00:41:03His dad actually played in the NBA.
00:41:05He's 6'9", 400 pounds.
00:41:09Average American size.
00:41:13But then I'm like, Cam.
00:41:14I've never seen someone, like, as big as you.
00:41:16It's pretty impressive.
00:41:17Where do you go shop?
00:41:19He was like, oh, there's actually stores made for me.
00:41:22Called Big and Tall.
00:41:24I'm like, what?
00:41:25They make a store for you?
00:41:26I've never seen anybody.
00:41:27He was like, oh, plenty of people look like me here.
00:41:29They make a store for me called Big and Tall.
00:41:31I went to a Big and Tall store with him.
00:41:33It was like walking into Narnia.
00:41:37I've never been anywhere like this.
00:41:39Look at this shit, man.
00:41:42I'm on two steps of the ladder.
00:41:44And I'm still not as tall as him.
00:41:48That's an 8XL shirt.
00:41:50In America, they make 8XL up to 15XL.
00:41:54I'm happy for Cam.
00:41:55I'm not, like, hating on Big and Tall.
00:41:58I'm just saying I wish there was a store made for me
00:42:01called Small and Cute.
00:42:04I feel like that'll sell out, man.
00:42:07You know what I mean?
00:42:07Maybe I should start the Small and Cute store myself.
00:42:11I'll hire all the employees.
00:42:13Nobody's allowed to be over five feet tall.
00:42:17There's no top shelf.
00:42:18You can just reach everything right here in eye level.
00:42:21And I'll make the doors, like, really short.
00:42:24So you feel like a giant walking through it.
00:42:27You're just like, oh, my God.
00:42:28Oh, my God.
00:42:29I hit my head.
00:42:30Wow.
00:42:30Wow.
00:42:31So tall today.
00:42:32Whoa.
00:42:32Hey.
00:42:34That'll be awesome.
00:42:37It took me 25 years to figure out my real size in America.
00:42:42It's a women's medium.
00:42:50I know.
00:42:51It's ridiculous.
00:42:53But it just fits me so well.
00:42:55I love shopping in Anthropologie.
00:42:58One day I could shop at Chanel.
00:43:02I love wearing women's clothes.
00:43:05The only thing I don't wear, I don't wear women's jeans.
00:43:08Don't get me wrong.
00:43:09They fit me very well.
00:43:13But women's jeans are a little sexist.
00:43:16They don't give you guys full pockets.
00:43:18They give you guys half pockets because they expect you to have a purse.
00:43:22That's kind of bullshit, right, ladies?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:27You guys should try on a pair of men's sweatpants.
00:43:30It's an amazing experience.
00:43:33A pair of men's sweatpants, about 10% pants and 90% pockets.
00:43:41Our pockets go down to our knees.
00:43:44And then sometimes you have a zipper behind your calves.
00:43:47You can put two Nintendo controllers inside.
00:43:51Plenty of room.
00:43:54I think women's clothing are sexist, to be honest.
00:43:57Right?
00:43:58Because in order to put on, like, a nice evening dress and gown,
00:44:03you guys need help from a friend.
00:44:05You guys need someone to zip you up.
00:44:08Guys, we'll never go for that.
00:44:11Can you imagine you and your guy friends?
00:44:15You and your boys about to go out for a drink at Langkwai Fong.
00:44:20And then you just ask him.
00:44:21You're like, hey, bro.
00:44:24Bro, come here for a second, man.
00:44:27Come here for a second.
00:44:29Zip me up, man.
00:44:30Come on.
00:44:30Let's go.
00:44:31Zip me up.
00:44:32Come on, zip me up.
00:44:34Ask her back.
00:44:35Zip me up.
00:44:36Let's go.
00:44:37That's why all zippers in the front.
00:44:43And guys, if you ever had a partner in a relationship, and girls too, you guys know, like, asking your
00:44:50partner to zip you up, it's quite cute and intimate, right?
00:44:53Because your girl just spent, like, an hour, two, three, four, five to get ready.
00:45:02And then the cherry on top is when she calls you over from the other room.
00:45:06She's like, babe, I'm ready.
00:45:10Come.
00:45:10Come, zip me up.
00:45:15It's very cute, you know?
00:45:17But guys, when we hear it, it's never that cute.
00:45:21We know there is trouble ahead.
00:45:25Because when we walk behind you, and we assess the situation, it's never a good Ramoah zipper.
00:45:34It's always a piece of shit tiny zipper made for Japanese infants.
00:45:41Like, what the fuck is this?
00:45:43I can't even grab it with my finger.
00:45:45I got to grab it with my fingernails.
00:45:46It doesn't even go anywhere.
00:45:49After, like, a minute, you can't get it going.
00:45:51She's getting all impatient.
00:45:52So what do we do, fellas?
00:45:54We're trying to make some progress.
00:45:55So we clip the top first.
00:45:58As if we're doing something.
00:46:00But now we just made it worse because there's a vagina hole on her back.
00:46:08So now you got to grab it with one hand and then try to pull it up with the other
00:46:12one.
00:46:13It's fully stuck.
00:46:14You need some WD-40 at this point, you know?
00:46:17You don't want to ruin her dress, but you just missed your Uber.
00:46:20Everything is fucked up.
00:46:22You're late.
00:46:22You're frustrated.
00:46:23You're sweating.
00:46:24And all you want to tell her is just the truth.
00:46:31Which is, babe, this dress is too small for you, okay?
00:46:39I don't know how to tell you this nicely.
00:46:41I think you're in great shape, but you got a big-ass back, all right?
00:46:45You got a triangular shape like Michael Phelps, all right?
00:46:48I don't know how to tell you this shit.
00:46:50I don't know what you've been doing in Pilates.
00:46:51You got a very buff back.
00:46:54And I don't want to zip your back meat inside of this shit.
00:46:57It'll ruin both of our evenings, okay?
00:47:00So let's just be honest with ourselves next time.
00:47:02We both know you're not a size double zero.
00:47:07You're a women's medium just like me, okay?
00:47:17That's right, people.
00:47:20Sometimes in a relationship, you just got to tell the truth.
00:47:25And that's how I became single.
00:47:31I can tell.
00:47:32I can tell my parents really want grandkids.
00:47:36They haven't pressured me.
00:47:38They haven't really asked me directly.
00:47:40But there are signs.
00:47:43They got their first dog.
00:47:46Old Chinese people don't just get a dog.
00:47:49It's not a pet.
00:47:50It's a cry for help.
00:47:52They just need something to nurture and take care of.
00:47:55At first, my dad didn't want a dog at all.
00:47:58He's a stubborn old Chinese man.
00:48:00He's like, no, I don't want a dog.
00:48:02Dogs are useless.
00:48:04And then we ended up getting the most useless dog of all.
00:48:07We got a pug.
00:48:13That's toffee.
00:48:15How cute-ish.
00:48:17And my dad loves this dog so much.
00:48:19Literally, that's like his daughter that he never had.
00:48:23Dressed her up in like a traditional Chinese thing.
00:48:27Cooks this dog like three meals a day.
00:48:30I'm like, dad, I'm pretty sure a pug is not supposed to have Hong Sao Roo every day.
00:48:36And he's like, it's okay.
00:48:37She appreciates it.
00:48:38She loves it more than you did.
00:48:42They even call this dog my sister.
00:48:45Like, they use this dog to ask him to come visit them.
00:48:49They're like, oh, Jimmy, your sister misses you.
00:48:53You need to come visit.
00:48:55I'm like, no, I don't think she does.
00:49:00They're saying crazy things these days, man.
00:49:02My mom pulled me aside one day at her house.
00:49:05And she was like, Jimmy, Jimmy, you know, you don't need to get married to have a baby.
00:49:15Do you know how crazy that is for an old Chinese woman to say?
00:49:20My dad heard it and ran out of the kitchen.
00:49:22He was like, you're not a kid.
00:49:26But they're desperate, man.
00:49:28And I was like, mom, that's not right.
00:49:30If I want to have a baby, I want it to be planned.
00:49:32I don't want it to be an accident.
00:49:34And she was like, it's okay, you were an accident.
00:49:42I guess so.
00:49:46And then I realized, I had this really interesting thing that happened.
00:49:50And I realized I was fully out of touch.
00:49:52With my Chinese side.
00:49:54This happened like a year ago.
00:49:55I went to my parents' house.
00:49:57To help them clean out their basement.
00:49:59Okay.
00:50:00Found a lot of old toys from when I was in Hong Kong.
00:50:03And then I found my old diary.
00:50:05That I wrote from when I was nine years old.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:09It's all written in Chinese.
00:50:11Look at this.
00:50:13It's all written in Chinese.
00:50:15When I was in Hong Kong.
00:50:17And I couldn't read a single word of it.
00:50:22Isn't that so embarrassing?
00:50:24How is it this is my first language?
00:50:25I can't read it anymore, man.
00:50:27And then you know what the worst thing is?
00:50:29I have to give it to my dad to translate it for me.
00:50:31So now my dad's looking through my diary.
00:50:34Just start laughing at me.
00:50:35It's like, oh.
00:50:37So weak.
00:50:44Always sick.
00:50:46Always complaining.
00:50:48He's not wrong, see?
00:50:50I'm sick here.
00:50:51I'm sick here.
00:50:52I'm sick here.
00:50:55And then here.
00:51:02Doesn't get more Hong Kong than that.
00:51:03It's just too hot.
00:51:04Can't eat outside.
00:51:11But look at this one.
00:51:13This one is good.
00:51:14It's like we went swimming with my dad and my brother.
00:51:17And then today, I can already swim 10 laps.
00:51:20That's not weak.
00:51:21It's not good.
00:51:22It's so strong, right?
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:26That's right.
00:51:27I can't even swim 10 laps now.
00:51:30I almost collapsed after three karaoke songs.
00:51:36So after realizing I really couldn't read Chinese anymore, I'm like, damn, I got to get in touch with my
00:51:40Chinese side, man.
00:51:42You know, I got to get in touch with Hong Kong, my roots.
00:51:45So I decided to fly back to Asia.
00:51:48Like I said, I was a little nervous to come back to Hong Kong.
00:51:50I didn't know how to feel.
00:51:52So I went to Japan first.
00:51:58Just to see.
00:51:59Just to see.
00:51:59You know what I mean?
00:52:00I just want to see.
00:52:02I want to experience.
00:52:05You guys been to Japan?
00:52:07It's a nice place.
00:52:09It's a nice place.
00:52:10It's not as international as Hong Kong.
00:52:13Not everyone speaks English or understands English.
00:52:16But at the same time, a lot of Japanese words are just English words with a Japanese accent.
00:52:24In Japanese, the word meatballs is just meat-a-baru.
00:52:31Meat-a-baru.
00:52:34But I'm like, dude, I'm not going to go up to a waiter and be like, hey, excuse me, can
00:52:37I get some meat-a-baru?
00:52:40It sounds offensive.
00:52:41You know what I mean?
00:52:44But you have to talk like that or else they don't understand you.
00:52:48I got out the airport.
00:52:49I got into a Japanese taxi.
00:52:50I was like, sir, can you take me to the Ritz-Carlton, the hotel?
00:52:53And he's like, eh?
00:52:55I'm like, Ritz-Carlton, it's a hotel.
00:52:57You're a taxi driver.
00:52:58You must know the Ritz-Carlton.
00:52:59He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:02I'm like, fine.
00:53:03I took out Google Translate.
00:53:04I put in Ritz-Carlton.
00:53:05I showed it to him.
00:53:06And then he was like, oh, little Carlton, eh?
00:53:13I'm like, man, that's what I said, bro.
00:53:15Like, I'm not going to jump into your cab and insult you and be like, Litz-Carlton, eh?
00:53:23But you have to talk like that or else they don't understand you.
00:53:27When we got to the hotel, I was trying to ask the cab driver.
00:53:30I was like, sir, do you take credit cards?
00:53:31He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:33And I was like, fine.
00:53:36Credit card.
00:53:40And he's like, oh, card, card.
00:53:42Okay, okay, okay.
00:53:43Card, good.
00:53:49It's a fun place to visit.
00:53:52I want to see a lot of different sights in Japan.
00:53:54I went to a Japanese temple to pray for my fortune.
00:54:00And if you think my Hong Kong fortune was messed up, my Japanese fortune just had me all the way
00:54:06fucked up.
00:54:12It just says bad fortune in three different languages.
00:54:18Look, don't even read the top, okay?
00:54:19Just read the bottom.
00:54:20It says, your request will not be granted.
00:54:25Marriage of any kind of start-a-trip employment, all bad.
00:54:35That was my face, man.
00:54:38I went to the Japanese temple.
00:54:40I'm like, fuck this place, dude.
00:54:42Get out of here.
00:54:46Had me all the way fucked up.
00:54:50But it was a fun place, man.
00:54:51People were really nice in Japan.
00:54:54I went into a random sushi restaurant.
00:54:56This businessman next to me, he had a couple of drinks.
00:54:59And he started chatting me up.
00:55:00He was like, excuse me.
00:55:02Where are you from?
00:55:04I'm like, oh, I'm originally from Hong Kong, but I live in Los Angeles now.
00:55:09And the cool thing about Japanese people is whatever you say, they act really interested.
00:55:16He was like, oh.
00:55:20Los Angeles.
00:55:24What do you do?
00:55:26I'm like, oh, I'm a comedian.
00:55:28And I'm also an actor.
00:55:29He was like, oh.
00:55:32Act really.
00:55:34So, so, so, so, so, so, so.
00:55:38Japanese people love American culture.
00:55:40But sometimes their references are like 10 years behind.
00:55:43Because this is the first question this dude asked me.
00:55:46He was like, actor.
00:55:48Do you know Cameron Diaz?
00:55:53Amen.
00:55:54I love Cameron Diaz.
00:55:55But I, we haven't seen her in anything in like 10 years.
00:55:59I'm sorry.
00:56:00I don't know Cameron Diaz.
00:56:01But you know who I know?
00:56:02I'm actually friends with Drew Barrymore.
00:56:04You know Drew Barrymore?
00:56:05And he was like, oh, no.
00:56:09Only Camero Diaz.
00:56:12And I'm like, no, no.
00:56:12You don't get it, man.
00:56:13If you're a fan of Cameron Diaz, you must be a fan of Drew Barrymore.
00:56:16Because they're in the same movie together called Charlie's Angels, man.
00:56:19It was a hit movie.
00:56:20Here, check it out.
00:56:21Check it out.
00:56:22This is Drew Barrymore.
00:56:23And then he looked at it.
00:56:24He was like, oh.
00:56:28Drew Barrymore.
00:56:33Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu.
00:56:36I'm like, no, that's me, motherfucker.
00:56:40What the hell, man?
00:56:49I don't look that much like Lucy Liu.
00:56:52Maybe in Japan I do.
00:56:54You know what I mean?
00:56:55That's bullshit.
00:56:57I was like, I should have never went to Japan, man.
00:56:59This is lame.
00:57:05So finally, finally, after Japan, I decided to come home to Hong Kong.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:15First time in 10 years.
00:57:18And everything just instantly reminded me of home.
00:57:22First of all, Hong Kong is a very specific smell.
00:57:26You can smell it even when you land at the airport.
00:57:29It kind of smells like wet carpet.
00:57:35With a touch of honey from the char siu.
00:57:38They should make that into a perfume.
00:57:43I went to the hotel.
00:57:44I turned on the TV.
00:57:46Back in the day, we only had two channels.
00:57:48Now we have like 60.
00:57:51But see, I'm old school.
00:57:52I still watch TVB.
00:57:54And then the music, the music from TVB has not changed.
00:58:01In like 30 years.
00:58:10I was like, man, I'm home.
00:58:14That was my dream.
00:58:16My dream was when I was growing up watching TVB.
00:58:18I wanted to be a TVB reporter.
00:58:20I'll practice in front of the mirror.
00:58:27That was my dream to be like a TVB reporter, man.
00:58:31It's very nice.
00:58:32Very nice to come back here.
00:58:34And everything just started falling into place.
00:58:37Even my old friends from my elementary schools found me.
00:58:41And then we hung out.
00:58:42Look at this.
00:58:43These are all my old friends from Woyan Siuho.
00:58:46Yeah.
00:58:47That's when we went to the jockey club.
00:58:49And when the guy called me a jockey, you know.
00:58:53This is actually a recreation of this childhood picture of ours.
00:58:58From when I was 10 years old in Hong Kong, man.
00:59:01How cool is that?
00:59:04Look at that.
00:59:04Everyone still looks the same.
00:59:06Right?
00:59:08The guy on the right is actually a different guy.
00:59:13That guy moved to Canada and he has kids.
00:59:15That's why he couldn't make it anymore.
00:59:17So we just replaced him with another random Chinese guy.
00:59:22It was very sweet.
00:59:24These guys, they took me out to dinner.
00:59:26You know.
00:59:27And I thought I would do the right Chinese thing.
00:59:29I snuck out to the bathroom.
00:59:31To try to pay the bill.
00:59:33And then the waiter was like,
00:59:35Oh, it's already paid for.
00:59:37I was like, when?
00:59:39He was like, oh, before you sat down.
00:59:43I was like, oh, that's amazing.
00:59:46This is the life I want, you know.
00:59:50It's just very nice, man.
00:59:52Everything just literally starts falling into place.
00:59:55I went shopping in Hong Kong.
00:59:58And everything just fit me.
01:00:02Right off the rack.
01:00:03Back in a men's size large.
01:00:12I was like, these last 25 years wasn't my problem at all.
01:00:17America's just a bunch of fat fucks.
01:00:20I'm actually big and tall in Hong Kong.
01:00:29That's right, people.
01:00:32That's right.
01:00:34This thing cost me another $80,000.
01:00:37Just so I could feel tall for a second, okay?
01:00:41This is the exact height of Yao Ming.
01:00:43That's how we built this.
01:00:45I love it, man.
01:00:47Everything just started to fit in place.
01:00:49I felt so good about myself for the first time.
01:00:54When I came back a few months ago,
01:00:57it was just vacation.
01:00:58I took some meetings.
01:01:00And I was here for like a whole month.
01:01:02And I didn't feel homesick once.
01:01:06Because I was finally home.
01:01:08You know what I mean?
01:01:39It's hard for me not to get emotional, man.
01:01:41Seeing all of you guys supporting me, you know.
01:01:44I didn't know the reception I was going to get.
01:01:46But now it's like, dude,
01:01:47I literally feel like Taylor Swift in Hong Kong.
01:01:50And it's just so great, you know.
01:01:58And honestly, it's been very meaningful.
01:02:01The reception I've gotten from the people
01:02:02and even the heroes that I grew up with.
01:02:06One of the first persons I had dinner with
01:02:08when I got to Hong Kong
01:02:09was Wong Ziwa.
01:02:14That's my guy, man.
01:02:17Look at him.
01:02:19I bought a DVD, a 남자친구外 DVD.
01:02:21Do you know how hard it is to find a DVD?
01:02:24I have to go to Xiong Huan.
01:02:25Literally the only store that sells DVD.
01:02:28And I got it.
01:02:29I bought out the whole store of 남자친구外 DVDs
01:02:31and I gave it to Ziwa.
01:02:32I got out to sign it.
01:02:33And then he looked at it.
01:02:34He was like,
01:02:34This is fake.
01:02:37I'm kidding.
01:02:37I'm kidding.
01:02:40I'm kidding.
01:02:42But it means so much to me, man.
01:02:43Maybe he doesn't know this,
01:02:44but you know,
01:02:45like when I do American interviews,
01:02:47like they're like,
01:02:48who inspired you to do comedy,
01:02:50to do stand-up?
01:02:51You know,
01:02:51I'll say like maybe Dave Chappelle or something.
01:02:53But every time,
01:02:54like now,
01:02:55I'm like,
01:02:55why not say Ziwa?
01:02:57People should know about Ziwa.
01:02:59That's our guy,
01:03:00man.
01:03:04I'm very happy to like sell out five shows here.
01:03:07But Ziwa sold out 25 shows.
01:03:10And I can't believe my first one here,
01:03:14Ziwa goes right here.
01:03:17I love you,
01:03:18I love you, man.
01:03:20I love you.
01:03:23Thank you for truly being my first inspiration here.
01:03:27It's just very special
01:03:28to get to meet some of my heroes, man.
01:03:31I even get to meet Zhao Yun-Fat.
01:03:33Fat Goh.
01:03:36Look at this.
01:03:37This is like the coolest picture I've ever taken, man.
01:03:40Like, Fat Goh,
01:03:40when he takes pictures,
01:03:41he grabs the phone from you
01:03:43and he takes it himself.
01:03:45So he knows the optimum angle.
01:03:47There's no bullshit filters.
01:03:49And I'm just like behind him,
01:03:51like in this little shadow,
01:03:52you know.
01:03:53It's so cool.
01:03:54And I was going to frame this picture.
01:03:55I think this is like family heirloom quality picture.
01:04:00And now I went to like different restaurants in Hong Kong
01:04:03and I realized everyone had a picture with Zhao Yun-Fat.
01:04:10Literally.
01:04:11Every single person.
01:04:12Different restaurants.
01:04:14He goes on hikes.
01:04:15He's just like the man of the people, man.
01:04:17He's so nice.
01:04:18And every picture,
01:04:19he's taking a selfie, right?
01:04:21Except this one,
01:04:22he fell victim to a filter.
01:04:29But I love Fat Goh, man.
01:04:30It was so cool to get to meet him.
01:04:33And it was just so nice
01:04:34to be back in Hong Kong
01:04:36with all the people,
01:04:37all my heroes
01:04:38and everyone that's inspired me,
01:04:40some of whom are here today,
01:04:42you know.
01:04:42So it's really special.
01:04:44Because my agent's been talking about,
01:04:45you know,
01:04:46sending me to Asia
01:04:47to do some shows for a long time.
01:04:48They're like,
01:04:49hey, what about Singapore?
01:04:50What about Macau?
01:04:50I was like, no.
01:04:51My first shows in Asia
01:04:53has to be in Hong Kong.
01:04:57And it has to be
01:04:58at the Coliseum
01:04:59Hong Kong.
01:05:04This place is where
01:05:05legends are made, man.
01:05:07I think it's just as special
01:05:09as Sydney Opera House,
01:05:10just as special
01:05:11at Carnegie Hall, man.
01:05:15We're going to put Hong Kong
01:05:16on the map
01:05:16with this one, okay?
01:05:22I love Hong Kong people.
01:05:25Hong Kong people work hard,
01:05:27but you guys also stay humble.
01:05:30You guys always remind me
01:05:31where I come from
01:05:33and who I am.
01:05:34I went to Yut Lok.
01:05:37Yut Lok Barbecue,
01:05:39a very classic barbecue place
01:05:41in Hong Kong, right?
01:05:43And then I saw
01:05:44in the restaurant,
01:05:45the lady, the waitress,
01:05:46also has a picture
01:05:47with Zhou Yunfan.
01:05:50But I was pretty excited.
01:05:51I was chatting her up.
01:05:52I was like, oh my God,
01:05:53I also took a picture
01:05:53with Zhou Yunfan last week.
01:05:55And then she just looked at me.
01:05:56She was like,
01:05:56everyone has a gun.
01:06:02And I was like,
01:06:02no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:03But mine is different.
01:06:04He actually knew who I was.
01:06:06I'm also an actor.
01:06:07And then she looked at me.
01:06:08She was like,
01:06:10you're a fool.
01:06:12I'm like, no, no, no.
01:06:13It doesn't matter.
01:06:14Like, I guess, you know,
01:06:15I'm a comedian.
01:06:16I was on this TV show,
01:06:17Silicon Valley.
01:06:18And I was on Crazy Rich Asians.
01:06:19Maybe you heard of that.
01:06:20And then she was like,
01:06:21I haven't seen it.
01:06:26I'm like, you know what?
01:06:27It doesn't matter.
01:06:28It doesn't matter.
01:06:28I used to come here as a kid
01:06:29after ping pong practice.
01:06:31My last name is Ouyang.
01:06:32I used to come here every week.
01:06:33And then a light bulb
01:06:34suddenly went off in her head.
01:06:35She was like,
01:06:36Ouyang, child.
01:06:37I remember you.
01:06:38You are Richard's son.
01:06:43Thank you, Ouyang.
01:06:47I love you guys, man.
01:06:51I truly love you guys.
01:06:52Five sold-out shows.
01:06:54Thanks to y'all.
01:06:55And of course,
01:06:56we're going to end it
01:06:56with a little karaoke, man.
01:06:59I've been making
01:06:59a little Bull Lake music video
01:07:01just for you.
01:07:02Take your phone out.
01:07:03Take your flashlight on.
01:07:04This is the moment.
01:07:05Let's get this.
01:07:06Make one toast
01:07:07and think boy lowly
01:07:08Make one toast
01:07:09and continue
01:07:21And of course,
01:07:22I got a surprise
01:07:23for you guys all gone.
01:07:25Give it up
01:07:25for Lee Henggan.
01:07:34Let's get this.
01:08:17千山也定人敢过讓曼蜂輕輕吹過叛送着请有花向着再祝福你我讓曼蜥輕輕閃旺閃出地每個稀奇如多方花耀千十我一場兩包
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:50Thank you, Hancock!
01:08:55Wherever your home is, I hope I share a peace of mind with you tonight.
01:09:00Oh, Jinbae, I'm ready.
01:09:09Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:09:11I thank you all.
01:09:12Confidence is up since you're here. Thank you.
01:09:22Thank you, thank you, Senggok, thank you, Sengghe.
01:09:24It's unbelievable, man.
01:09:26And we're not doing it once.
01:09:27We're not doing it twice.
01:09:29We're doing it five times.
01:09:44Look at us.
01:09:48We'll take a tour, as well as we'll ride.
01:09:56You'll beɕ ʻʻʻ
01:09:58And we're not doing it.
01:10:12It's the same as when I was in elementary school.
01:10:32It's more physically demanding than usual.
01:10:34You got to pop up twice, you got to run,
01:10:36you got to sing.
01:10:37Got a whole new respect for singers now.
01:10:40But you know, they don't call me
01:10:41Hong Kong Taylor Swift for nothing.
01:10:57I gotta make an entrance, you know what I mean?
01:11:00I gotta let everyone else go in first, and then I go.
01:11:04They were very popular.
01:11:15I'm going to cry again.
01:11:17Thank you, too.
01:11:18I'm going to cry again.
01:11:18Oh, my God.
01:11:19You touched my head.
01:11:21You touched my head.
01:11:23Look, I got to cry again.
01:11:25I saw you.
01:11:25It's really touching.
01:11:29This is my mom, my dad
01:11:34I appreciate you guys coming out, man
01:11:38It's a good reason for my family to be back together
01:11:44Thank you, thank you
01:11:46And this is my mother
01:11:48Guess how much the woman behind guess how much
01:11:51Thank you, mom
01:11:53Thank you, dad
01:11:54Truly one of my Hong Kong heroes, man
01:11:58Because I'm a young man
01:12:00A young man?
01:12:01I'm sorry to call your Chinese
01:12:03It's not a problem, but I'm a young man
01:12:08You know, I'm a young man
01:12:12I'm a young man
01:12:14I'm a young man
01:12:15I'm sorry to call him so much
01:12:17He's just like these
01:12:18Okay, good, good, good
01:12:21He's asking me what's going on
01:12:26I'm a young man
01:12:27I'm a young man
01:12:29He's a young man
01:12:30He's a young man
01:12:30He's a good guy
01:12:31Thank you
01:12:31Did you sing the song right now?
01:12:33Very good
01:12:33Thank you, thank you, thank you
01:12:35And Do Do, thank you
01:12:37You look great, everyone loves you here
01:12:39Thank you, thank you for all of you guys being here
01:12:42Thank you for the legends in the house
01:12:44Outdoor music
01:13:00Hello
01:13:02Thank you for waiting
01:13:05Thank you
01:13:08And in the house
01:13:11Your friends
01:13:13I don't want to know how to introduce women to you.
01:13:16And that was the first one.
01:13:17They're forced to go fishing.
01:13:20Wow, you're amazing, right?
01:13:22It's a hot one.
01:13:23Jimmy, Jimmy, you're a hot one.
01:13:25Oh, you're a hot one.
01:13:26I'm a hot one.
01:13:26It's a hot one.
01:13:27I'm a hot one.
01:13:28I'm a hot one.
01:13:28Oh!
01:13:29Oh!
01:13:30Oh!
01:13:34Oh!
01:13:34Oh!
01:13:35Oh!
01:13:36Oh!
01:13:37Oh!
01:13:38Oh!
01:13:53I'll give her an autograph.
01:14:10That's amazing, man.
01:14:12This is Hong Kong.
01:14:18Next time, we'll come back to 50. How about that?
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01:14:43oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:14:48平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:14:52也都凌三寸的不堅舍的气
01:14:55我愿留的生永远会满意
01:14:59平凡就算几杯流泥
01:15:00平凡就算空前飞币
01:15:04平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:15:08也都凌三寸的不堅舍的气
01:15:11我愿留的生永远会满意
01:15:41平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:15:51平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:15:57平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:15:59平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:16:07平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:16:10平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:16:11平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:16:12平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:16:12平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
01:16:12平凡就算空下穿地做人的催泪
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