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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Episode 1
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00:02.
00:20Girls, Chris.
00:22Tighten the thighs around him.
00:23He knows to pick up the speed.
00:25You know how that works.
00:27I walked to that mother and I said,
00:29this bitch has arrived.
00:31You got it, my dad.
00:32It's eating meat.
00:34I need to get my nitrous, too.
00:35Wait.
00:36Me talking about you the hamburger
00:38is the least of your issues.
00:39I'm falling for bankruptcy.
00:41What not to do with your business?
00:42Stop.
00:43You want to go to hell, we going to hell, too.
00:44You kiss his ass.
00:45I don't hustle with fools and animals.
00:46You don't want to be here, leave.
00:48Y'all don't want to hear about that basement no more.
00:50You on the verge out of here.
00:51She a married preacher.
00:52She mad at me.
00:54Get y'all not the one, the hoe.
00:57Now, what else is going on?
01:09So what are your qualifications for your homecoming dance?
01:12She has to be very good looking.
01:14Not very good looking, but what if she's not smart?
01:16We need to get you someone good, too.
01:18Like Drake.
01:19Drake?
01:20Oh, God.
01:22He's rich, too.
01:23I'm rich.
01:25We are going to college.
01:27College!
01:28College!
01:31Oh, my God.
01:33It's perfect.
01:34Don't go out the gates.
01:36Don't go out the gates.
01:39How do I set the temperature?
01:41This grill is too hot.
01:43Like, this is Burger King, flame broiled.
01:45It's not too hot.
01:46Why are you cooking?
01:47Really?
01:47Don't let the juices out.
01:49That's the wrong way to do it.
01:50Let me do this.
01:51See what I'm supposed to be cooking.
01:52You see how much smoke is coming out?
01:55I'm going to sit by the tree.
01:57I cook good.
01:58Yeah.
01:58I'm the best cook in the house.
02:00They look like hockey pucks.
02:01What is that?
02:02I think he'll like it like this.
02:03Oh, no.
02:04Charles is the ultimate troller.
02:06He's going to troll.
02:07However, Charles and I are stronger than ever.
02:10We've been making great strides in our marriage,
02:13and we're still standing.
02:14Here we go.
02:22That's good.
02:23I did good?
02:26I made it like a restaurant.
02:27Oh, cute.
02:28Can you go get my fan?
02:29I'm hot.
02:30Can I get some water?
02:32I guess I'm the waitress.
02:34Get him something clear, Amari.
02:37What do you mean by that?
02:38Because if you take a drink that's cloudy,
02:40that means it could have been drunk.
02:44So Charles decided to do a relationship podcast.
02:47They asked the question, what made you get married?
02:52I don't think someone might put some of my drink that night.
02:54But Charles was the one who actually planned to get married,
02:57who planned for us to go to Vegas.
02:59They didn't even say that.
03:00I was just like, where is this coming from?
03:03I didn't say you drug me, did I?
03:04Who else?
03:05That means you didn't choose to marry me.
03:07I apologize to you.
03:09I told you about it.
03:11I'm here.
03:11I am not shutting down.
03:13Another rumor.
03:14Someone told me Charles Oakley was married.
03:17Wasn't that you saying somebody told you he married?
03:19You didn't know that man was married.
03:20I hear Portia talking about you, pal.
03:24Like, you're just so easy to .
03:26And so whatever rumor you have about Charles,
03:28Angela this year does not give one .
03:30I heard he sleeps with a stocking cap on his hair.
03:32I don't care.
03:33I heard he rolls his hair up with pink rollers.
03:36Guess what?
03:36I don't care.
03:37I heard he's sleeping with the candy lady down the street.
03:40Guess what?
03:40I don't care.
03:43Give me love.
03:44Give me love.
03:45There you go.
03:46Give me a hug.
03:51You touched my booty.
03:52Nope.
03:55You're all right.
04:02Hey!
04:03Hey!
04:05Hello, hello.
04:07Hi.
04:07Why do you look like this?
04:09What do I look like?
04:10Everything.
04:10Like you?
04:11Everything.
04:12Woo.
04:13Beautiful.
04:14I want to see some pictures.
04:16You want to see?
04:16Oh, my God.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:19Look.
04:19OK, so it's for the first single of Country.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:22Oh, this makeup is everything.
04:23Oh, not a little Cam Country.
04:26Oh!
04:27Bro!
04:27Yeah!
04:27So I have known Kay Michelle through the years.
04:30Our worlds kind of have been parallel.
04:32People always think we look alike.
04:34We have done a movie together.
04:36And, of course, I've always enjoyed her career, her music.
04:40Please welcome Miss Kay Michelle.
04:45My name is Kimberly, known to the world as Kay Michelle.
04:49Known to my family and the country music world as Putin.
04:55I'm a mom.
04:56I'm a singer.
04:57I'm an actress.
04:58I'm a songwriter.
04:59I have four number one albums on Billboard.
05:01Five gold records.
05:03Like, two platinum records.
05:04I've made a lot of songs that make people smile, laugh, cry, dance, everything.
05:10I'm a mood changer.
05:11I'm so proud of you.
05:13Thank you, Lulu.
05:14The new area that you're stepping into, country music.
05:17You know what they think about people of our color.
05:19They don't really understand that we started country music.
05:22No.
05:22And that we're now reclaiming our part of it.
05:25It's a big battle.
05:26When I started my music career,
05:28the record leaders told me it was easier to do R&B
05:31than it was when we do country.
05:32Every single R&B album I had.
05:34I said, is this time for my country album?
05:36And they would say, this doesn't sound black enough.
05:39I said, well, guess what?
05:40It's been years of a fight.
05:42But now, I get to put out the music that's really in my heart.
05:45You know, Beyonce did Cowboy Card.
05:47I was so happy, you know, that she saw what I was doing and all of that.
05:52You going to the concert tomorrow?
05:54If you come, I can still meet you there.
05:56Um, I don't know.
05:57You know, Beyonce had sent me some flowers, and her card was like,
05:59I can't wait for us to meet.
06:01So I want to take her up on that offer.
06:02You know what?
06:03You need someone to carry your purse.
06:05And I'm going to be right there with you.
06:06Bitch, you ain't got to carry my purse.
06:08We should just go ahead and go for it.
06:10You look amazing.
06:12Girl, I went through so much last year.
06:13I've just been taking care of me.
06:14I don't know if you know, but my divorce is final.
06:18Hallelujah.
06:19Thank you, Jesus.
06:21Hey, hey, OK.
06:22But it's still stuff there that lingers because, you know,
06:25they just want to keep going and going and going.
06:27But it's...
06:28Are you OK?
06:29I feel OK.
06:30OK.
06:31I just feel like nothing is holding me back.
06:33So my divorce is finally final.
06:37This was a long time coming.
06:38Mine was painful.
06:39And mine was public.
06:41And, you know, some of the main things that were in the prenup
06:44that were fair and needed to happen happen.
06:47And I'm good with it.
06:48Do I first see myself staying in the house?
06:50Well, I mean, I'm paying all the bills.
06:51I would hope so.
06:54So I'm having a party.
06:55OK.
06:56OK.
06:56Well, it's a dinner party.
06:57Because last time I was with all the girls,
07:00you know, it was a little bit heated.
07:02I had done a lot in the group, my damn self.
07:04So I was like, OK, we need something to bring the group
07:06back together.
07:07OK.
07:07It's going to be a date night.
07:09Everybody's bringing their spouses or their situationships.
07:13Oh, OK.
07:14Well, I'm married.
07:16I knew you wasn't married.
07:18It's a whole fiasco.
07:19What?
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:21So when did you get married?
07:22Girl, a couple of weeks ago.
07:24Girl!
07:24At the courthouse in Nashville, Tennessee.
07:27His name is Kasten.
07:29What does he do?
07:29He's a dentist.
07:30I love that.
07:31Totally different.
07:33Congratulations.
07:33For your husband.
07:34I think you'll love him.
07:35Mom, you going to bring Dennis?
07:37That is my family.
07:38Well, OK.
07:38And we're going to keep it quiet.
07:39We don't want him to know about situationship yet.
07:41OK.
07:41I do feel like I'm ready to start dating.
07:43I do feel like I deserve to be admired.
07:45I deserve to be courted.
07:47I deserve to be treated special.
07:48I got a little friend-friend.
07:50And why should I sit in the house and be bored?
07:52Oh, I'm coming.
07:54OK.
07:54So Angela Oakley.
07:56OK.
07:56And then Phaedra Parks.
07:58OK.
07:59Who else over here?
08:00Kelly.
08:00She owns Nana Chicken and Waffles.
08:02Oh, love food.
08:03A restaurant tour, yeah.
08:05Shamia Morton.
08:05Your best friend?
08:08My ex-best friend now.
08:10Right now, Shamia and I have a non-existent friendship,
08:14which is quite natural for the situation.
08:16However, kicking off this new part of my friendship with these girls
08:20and excluding her would just have been the wrong thing to do.
08:23She's coming with her husband, hopefully.
08:25Hopefully.
08:26And, you know, Drew Sedora.
08:27No.
08:28Your fellow singer.
08:28We're not going to argue with her.
08:31What singer are you not beefing with?
08:33Stop.
08:34Everything that you're doing is about elevating.
08:36It's all about going to the next level.
08:38I feel like my reputation and everything in Atlanta has been...
08:44Yeah.
08:44I felt that.
08:45People judge me.
08:46And I feel like I'm angry.
08:47Yes, but Kayla, I'm gonna tell you this.
08:49If there was anybody who has ever felt misunderstood
08:53over the past couple of years.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:55My time with women in Atlanta destroyed me.
08:59From a bunch of women who dated my ex who abused me
09:03to them trying to blackball me out of Atlanta.
09:06Atlanta has been a mean girl city.
09:08And my whole career and height of my career
09:11has been and proven all them bitches wrong.
09:14If you bring the okay here, then you're gonna bring back that past.
09:18That type of feeling.
09:19And I just want you to ignore it.
09:21Anything from the past.
09:31I think somebody's at the door.
09:33I think they might be on see Kelly.
09:34Yes.
09:35I'm gonna get it.
09:37I'm gonna get it.
09:38It is!
09:40It is!
09:42Look at you too!
09:44I miss you!
09:46Give me a hug!
09:49I miss you!
09:50I miss you too too!
09:50Hey kitty!
09:51Hey too too!
09:52Mwah!
09:53Kelly is the capital B, capital F, and capital F.
09:57She's my best friend forever.
09:58I will never let her go.
10:03She's been the biggest blessing in my life right now.
10:06I mean, from keeping each other's kids, taking family trips.
10:09I'm almost like sister-wise, but Gerald's like, nah, we're not doing that.
10:12Kelly was my baby excited, going off to school.
10:15She's so excited.
10:16I called her, and I'm like, Chloe, what are you doing?
10:18She's like, oh, I'm over at Morehouse.
10:21Girl, what?
10:22What?
10:24She's already having the time of her life.
10:26She's like, oh, she's checking on some friends.
10:27I'm like, you need to get back into Pearlie Stelman Gates.
10:30I cannot believe that I am officially a college mom.
10:34Mom, please, please.
10:36I'm sorry.
10:37Give me one more hug.
10:38I don't think anything can kind of prepare you for your child,
10:41like, leaving the nest and going to a place where you will no longer see her
10:47or sometimes even possibly hear from her every single day.
10:50I missed you.
10:51No, I missed you.
10:51What?
10:52No, I really did.
10:53No, seriously.
10:53Like, I really was like, can you please?
10:54I was like, OK, I'm not going to blow her up,
10:56because I know she's trying to get her baby ready for college.
10:59How?
10:59These are actually going to go into one of the baskets.
11:03Whoa, absolutely not, Shamia.
11:06No!
11:06Yeah.
11:07Listen.
11:07Uh-uh.
11:08Well, let me tell you why.
11:10What?
11:11Every kid learns to drink in college.
11:13Sorry.
11:13No, Shamia.
11:15I hope we can still be friends after you see what's in my basket.
11:18Bitch, I just seen one, and I'm like, I know this ain't on my
11:20pregnancy test.
11:22What?
11:22What?
11:22Why are you peeking?
11:23Because I'm looking to see what's in the basket.
11:26Don't look in my basket.
11:27What is happening?
11:29Oh, .
11:30There you go.
11:31Happy, uh, stomach.
11:35This is a college basket for a grown-ass woman.
11:38Kelly, hi.
11:39Do you remember when you went to college?
11:42I need my niecey-poo to be ready.
11:44You got a small box, girl.
11:45They're going to go through that in one day.
11:47Shamia, no.
11:48Big box.
11:50Shamia, imagine when Shia goes to college,
11:52how I'm going to repay you.
11:53And I just want you to know that.
11:56You got a good girl, Kelly.
11:57Don't stress about that.
11:58I mean, she is a good girl, but, you know,
12:00I still just want her to be responsible.
12:02And speaking of responsibilities,
12:04how was your trip to Grenada?
12:06Because you had to go take care of some business, right?
12:07It was so good.
12:08I have a rum company now.
12:13Yes.
12:15Yes.
12:17I'm a Jackie of all trades.
12:19Guys, I'm still singing.
12:21Rum, shake, shake, your rum, shake, shake.
12:24Wait, wait, wait.
12:25But I'm also doing this rum company.
12:27Shake, your rum, shake.
12:29Does that mean we can go to Grenada every year?
12:30Uh, every year.
12:31We have to.
12:32They're my people now.
12:34When I went to Grenada, I just wanted a good time,
12:36but I got even more.
12:38Gerald believes in my passion for music,
12:42so much so that he's invested over six figures.
12:45So as much as my husband is investing in my music,
12:48he deserves a break.
12:49I'm out working my jobs like the Hawks
12:51and posting and radio,
12:53and I don't want to keep taking.
12:54I also wanted to be able to give.
12:56I don't want to lie.
12:57You know, I was nervous.
12:57I'm not, like, that business savvy.
12:59You are savvy.
13:00I'm smart.
13:01As far as me going into business,
13:03I was like, oh, my God, what am I doing?
13:05But I still wanted something.
13:06I wanted to bring something to the table.
13:07Yeah, of course.
13:08You know Portia's event is this weekend, right?
13:11I can't wait to see the ladies.
13:13It's going to be an interesting night.
13:15I was happy to get the invitation.
13:17I mean, I got...
13:18I don't even know that I got it personally
13:20because it was in a group text.
13:22Maybe she just forgot to take me off.
13:24Have you talked to her?
13:25I mean, there was some back and forth texts,
13:29you know, after we all met up at reunion.
13:32It took a little minute for me to catch some of the stuff
13:34that was thrown my way at reunion.
13:36I said you could have ruined my engagement.
13:38You would have played a part in separation of your own
13:40and I kissed you in the club.
13:42You kissed you in the club.
13:44So when I watched it back, I was like,
13:46damn, she said this?
13:47So I texted her about it,
13:49and it was a whole nasty text exchange.
13:51I'm going to mime out what was in the text.
14:07That's what was in the text.
14:08And maybe one more.
14:11And that's just kind of where we left it at.
14:14Angry.
14:15I'm just about meeting people where they are.
14:17If she gives me good energy,
14:18I'm going to give her good energy.
14:19I showed you all the invitation.
14:20Oh, yeah.
14:21Is he coming with you tomorrow?
14:24Portia invites you to a step into Mystic Island,
14:26an evening of elegance and intrigue.
14:28Is it about?
14:29Is it the celebration?
14:30I guess it's a couple's night.
14:31You want to go?
14:33Uh, I will let you know.
14:36Who the is Portia bringing?
14:39Well, it's her event.
14:40So, of course, I'm sure she had a man.
14:43Is she bringing somebody to Simon's house?
14:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:48This is listening.
14:50Kelly, stop.
14:50No.
14:51Let me, I'm sorry.
14:53What if you want to get some Cuddy at the end of the night?
14:55I'm sure the Cuddy's happen.
14:56What do you mean?
14:58No.
14:58That's our house now.
15:00Every time that man is like, boom, boom.
15:03That is going to be like, to each his own.
15:07I mean, I just hope that the ghost of Simon doesn't come and get us all.
15:12Send the ghost.
15:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:33I'm up and so...
15:38The theme of the dinner is Majestic, what is it?
15:41Island?
15:43I forgot.
15:44So the theme of the event is Majestic Island.
15:48It is a very intriguing dinner.
15:52Very tentilating conversation.
15:54Tintilating.
15:56OK, so we just want to get some quick shots
15:58for anybody who gets here.
16:03Oh, yes.
16:13Welcome to Miss Island.
16:15Would you like some chicken?
16:16I don't mind if I do.
16:19Hey, boo!
16:20You know, my man can come, but I brought him.
16:22He's here and scary.
16:22Just shut up!
16:25Is this a voodoo doll you used to get him back?
16:28Oh, this is beautiful.
16:30Nice setup.
16:31I don't think I will have a couples event
16:33in my ex-husband's home as quickly as she did.
16:37Like, you, don't you feel like you don't jump out the closet?
16:40I just want to be scared.
16:42For real?
16:46She is unafraid.
16:48Hey, Angela!
16:49This is her boyfriend.
16:50Come here, look.
16:50So this is Portia.
16:52How are you?
16:53Nice to meet you, for real.
16:54Nice to meet you, too.
16:54Yes.
16:55All right, love you, babe.
16:56All right, see you.
16:57I'll call you in the morning.
17:01Yes, we are here.
17:03Let's go have some fun, Fran, OK?
17:07Yes!
17:09Whoa!
17:11Hi, babe!
17:12It's Jeff!
17:13Oh!
17:14Yeah, I have a virtual date.
17:15Oh!
17:15I have a virtual date, guys.
17:17So he's going to be here with us, you know?
17:19So technically, I do have a date, guys.
17:20I didn't ever imagine it would be two years, and I still have, you know, a man underneath
17:27the stairs.
17:28Where's daddy?
17:29I don't know.
17:29Did you go see if he's downstairs?
17:31Let me go.
17:32Turn on the lights.
17:33Are you dating?
17:34I knew you were going to ask me that.
17:36So who exactly is black, and are you dating him?
17:40That's my friend.
17:41I have been on dates, OK?
17:44And I have a friend.
17:46Drew, just tell us the truth.
17:48We know what it is, girl.
17:50Who you lying to?
17:51We not buying it.
17:52Hi!
17:54OK!
17:55Mwah!
17:55Mwah!
17:56Welcome!
17:57Your house is beautiful.
17:59Who is that?
18:00You told me to bring black.
18:02This is him in up and close.
18:04Well, hello!
18:05This is the second date in the phone.
18:07Maybe I should have just made this an Uber date, sent the food out to these people.
18:10Where is this man?
18:12Are you friend, or are you friend-friend?
18:14Y'all a friend.
18:15Of course, I get to the bottom of it.
18:16Y'all are definitely more of the friend.
18:19He goes everywhere with me.
18:20It's like my little best friend in my phone.
18:21But what about after dark?
18:23Mm-hmm.
18:25We do a lot of things on the phone.
18:29TG!
18:32Hi!
18:32All right now.
18:34Good to see you.
18:34Hi, cutie.
18:36I think I'm in a good place with everyone in the group besides Angela, because she was
18:40all gung-ho that I had something to do with George Jefferson, who's friends with Junebug,
18:45who I gave the money to, that made me the godfather of Atlanta and spearheaded Toast
18:50Game.
18:51If your name is Angela, your husband's cheating on you.
18:54Somebody in the circle of y'all is not happy with Angela.
18:58Pedro.
18:58Now, everybody knows, honey, I got several jobs, but running around meeting people at
19:03Lennox Mall is definitely not one of them.
19:07How are you doing?
19:09Blessed.
19:11Ready for a night of fun?
19:12Yeah.
19:13I hope they have meatloves.
19:14Okay.
19:16Hello.
19:17Woo!
19:18Y'all find yourself.
19:19Well, thank you, girl.
19:21I got you, son.
19:21I got you again.
19:22Thank you so much.
19:23Hello.
19:24This is Kasten.
19:26Kasten?
19:26Uh-huh.
19:27Mister, what's your last name?
19:29This is Portia.
19:29Kasten's.
19:30Kasten is someone that I've known since I was in the ninth grade.
19:33We have dated on and off again, and for me, it's always been a thing of, when are
19:38we going to take it to another level?
19:40When I went on Queens Court, we were on a breakup, and that was me telling him that
19:46there are other men that are interested in me.
19:48I wouldn't say Kasten came to his senses.
19:50I would say that I held his feet to the fire.
19:53Hi.
19:54Hello.
19:54I'm Drew.
19:55How are you, Drew?
19:56You're so beautiful.
19:57Nice to meet you.
19:58You as well.
19:59Yeah.
20:00I don't know much about K-Michelle.
20:03I know that she was a singer.
20:04She is a singer, still.
20:08Right?
20:08Yeah.
20:09I'm going to get my disclaimer.
20:11They did not say it was all black.
20:15And then I'm packing.
20:16I got stuff in boxes.
20:17But this is a lot of black on these arms right here.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Her house is amazing.
20:22It's so beautiful.
20:23This is a dressed up city hall, because it was very echoey.
20:26It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:30My date couldn't be here, so I have a virtual date.
20:32Hello.
20:33It's good to see you.
20:37Nice to meet you, brother.
20:39I have a wedding gift for you.
20:43Yes.
20:44Thank you so much.
20:44Of course.
20:45Congratulations again.
20:46Thank you, Portia.
20:47Hi.
20:48Can you say what?
20:50Hi, Jesus.
20:52I'm looking like I'm going to run.
20:54You can't run.
20:55You at home.
20:57I am a little nervous.
20:58I mean, I have not introduced anybody to these girls since Dennis.
21:03They didn't even meet my last husband, so this is a big deal for me.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:10I'm going to hyperventilate.
21:11Hey.
21:12What's going on?
21:20I think your date just arrived.
21:22Oh, Jesus.
21:23I'm going to hyperventilate.
21:24What's going on?
21:26Hey.
21:28How are you doing?
21:30I'm good.
21:31I'm good.
21:32I'm good.
21:32Wow, you look handsome.
21:34Hi.
21:34How you doing, Mike?
21:35I'm Cynthia.
21:35Nice to meet you.
21:36Pleasure.
21:36Nice to meet you.
21:36Hi, Andrew.
21:37Pleasure.
21:38Hi.
21:38Hey, Mike.
21:39I'm a big fan, big fan.
21:41Thank you so much.
21:42OK, I need to get Lauren.
21:44OK, y'all don't grill him too much.
21:45We want to see this.
21:46Can they grill you?
21:46Of course.
21:47Yeah?
21:48Yeah.
21:48OK.
21:49I like grilling.
21:49OK, give me a kiss right here.
21:50I'm for safety.
21:51Oh, my God.
21:52For safety.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:53Yeah.
21:54So where you meet Portia?
21:56Uh-oh.
21:59The myth of God.
22:01Did you just say God?
22:04Oh!
22:06Yes, ma'am.
22:07Yes, Molly, honey.
22:09It's getting rock and roll.
22:09Baby looking like a million bucks.
22:11Y'all look too good.
22:13You look good.
22:14It's a beautiful-ass couple.
22:16Come on.
22:17Get into it.
22:19I love Pinky.
22:20I interviewed Pinky a few times during morning radio.
22:24And I've always admired her grind, her hustle,
22:27and just the business woman that she is.
22:30You might be vegetarian, but you're still packing.
22:32OK, listen.
22:33OK, pancakes in.
22:34Pinky Cole is a Times 100, Forbes 1000, twice,
22:39Black Enterprise cover, Entrepreneur Magazine cover,
22:43Ink Magazine cover, Essence Magazine cover.
22:45I just became that girl in Atlanta.
22:47I started Slutty Vegan.
22:48I built a $100 million brand.
22:51Atlanta made me my legacy and my fortune,
22:53and I met my baby daddy in Atlanta.
22:57I'm a mother, the wife, the lover, not a fighter.
23:01Shall I keep going on and on?
23:02Pinky is that girl.
23:05What's that about?
23:06It's time for Shot of God.
23:07She got a room coming.
23:08I got to welcome you in.
23:09Let's go.
23:09Let's do it.
23:10Let's do it.
23:10Let's go. Come on, D. Let's go.
23:12I want to say thank you guys for coming.
23:14I have some games planned.
23:16They are fun.
23:17They are adults.
23:18So we're going to have fun, break the ice,
23:20and just kind of get to know each other better
23:22and get to know whoever y'all broke.
23:24Even if it's through your phone.
23:27Or even if it's a first date, OK?
23:30Hello.
23:31Hey.
23:32This is my friend, Trey.
23:34Hey, how y'all doing?
23:35Oh, not him.
23:36I know.
23:37Not him.
23:37Who is that?
23:38Who is everybody?
23:39Who is everybody?
23:40Who is everybody?
23:40Oh.
23:42Trey is everybody, man.
23:44Trey is like Steve Urkel.
23:46Go home, Trey.
23:47Trey is my friend.
23:53Yes.
23:54I was married for 11 years.
23:56I'm dating.
23:57I'm not renting.
24:00Did I miss all the things?
24:01We waiting on the other group memo.
24:03Yeah.
24:03SWV.
24:04Oh, right, right.
24:06Because we do have three singers.
24:10Shamia is also a singer, too.
24:12Well, I mean.
24:13I'm not happy.
24:14You talk this damn instant for me when I got to make a living off this .
24:17You keep talking about this daddy.
24:19They're just like me putting you in a damn team for one and they never dribble.
24:22I'm going to make them better, though.
24:23I don't care.
24:24I play with Rayshard and Stevie Wonder.
24:27I ain't get no mother for making a ball.
24:28OK.
24:29All right.
24:29Look, Charles is an asshole.
24:31I don't know nothing about Charles, but I relate to assholes.
24:34Portia.
24:35Yeah.
24:35Where is Shamia?
24:37Do you know where Shamia is?
24:37I don't know, but you know it's raining.
24:39Probably like traffic out there.
24:40It's not raining no more.
24:41I'm like, maybe it's raining on that side of town.
24:46Hey, babe.
24:47I was trying to see what your ETA was.
24:49Like, where are you?
24:50The flights are not landing in Atlanta, so we were routed to Charlotte.
24:56You're stuck in Charlotte?
24:58Yeah, so?
24:59Gerald's definitely like, no, I'm not trying to come, but he had to change your heart.
25:02I got him a cute little outfit so we can match.
25:05Lo and behold, a damn flight got rerouted.
25:07I can't be mad at you if you say the air traffic controllers rerouted you.
25:11Can they reroute me?
25:13Is it too late?
25:14All right, bye.
25:15Bam.
25:16Shot of cloud case.
25:18Do we get one for the road?
25:19Yes, let's do one for the road.
25:20Because we don't want to be late.
25:22I'm so funny.
25:23Like, how am I still nervous around you?
25:25You know?
25:25I don't know.
25:26That's a good thing.
25:28It is.
25:28Is this a serious relationship ruin in front of our eyes?
25:31Do you want to tell them where we are?
25:33Can you give us a timeline?
25:35Wow.
25:36Okay, we can start with where we met.
25:37So it was after pandemic.
25:40Um, and we talked and stuff, but we didn't really turn it into anything.
25:46We just decided to, like, keep it cool.
25:48You are a bull bitch.
25:52Didn't she meet Simon during COVID?
25:55Technically, she met Simon prior to COVID, but that's a whole nother conversation.
25:59The math is not mathing.
26:01I don't know if she may have forgotten she was in a relationship with somebody at the time.
26:06I ain't gonna lie.
26:07I threw out a thirst trap and I knew it was gonna catch.
26:09Y'all know?
26:12Oh, this is beautiful.
26:14Right.
26:15Oh, my God.
26:16Love it.
26:16Pinky, you wasting your drink.
26:17Pinky, you are wasting the drink already.
26:20Told you.
26:20Clean up on aisle four, please.
26:22Jesus.
26:23I'm a little nervous about pulling up.
26:25What the hell am I going to this lady house for after the last text?
26:32Is this a set up?
26:36Hi, everybody.
26:38Hello, everybody.
26:40Hi.
26:49Oh, this is beautiful.
26:51Right.
26:52Oh, my God.
26:53Love it.
26:55Hi, everybody.
26:56Hello, everybody.
26:58Hi.
26:59Hi.
26:59Hi.
27:00Hey, y'all.
27:03Hey, everybody.
27:05Hey, I was late.
27:09What's up, girl?
27:11Good to see you.
27:13You look beautiful.
27:15Hello.
27:15Hey.
27:17How are you?
27:18I'm good.
27:18Thank you for having me.
27:20On the other side, too.
27:21I kind of was like, do I keep my hands in for the hug?
27:25In case you try something, I can get out of there, quick.
27:27Hey.
27:29That felt like I was like, do I keep my hands in for the hug?
27:29Like, that was the slowest hug.
27:35You look beautiful.
27:36Wow.
27:38What's that?
27:39I'm glad she made it.
27:40I didn't know if she was going to come or not.
27:42So, welcome.
27:43You better come on in this party.
27:45Oh, my God.
27:46You look amazing.
27:47Shamia definitely has got herself done up.
27:51It's giving 360.
27:54I mean, I love it.
27:55And if you can afford it, buy it.
27:58If you can't, I guess inject it.
28:01Hi, Ms. Angela.
28:02Hi.
28:03Nice to meet you.
28:04How you doing?
28:05What's her name?
28:05Pinky.
28:06Pinky?
28:06Pinky is my name.
28:08Yes.
28:09Hi, Kelly.
28:10My Baltimore sister.
28:11You know, I sent you a DM girl.
28:13You left me on red, child.
28:14How are you?
28:15Nice to meet you.
28:16You as well.
28:17Okay, where we sitting at?
28:18You know, Pinky's not a girl's girl.
28:20We've spoken on some panels together.
28:22And I've reached out to Pinky a few times.
28:25She left me on red.
28:27This is beautiful.
28:27Your house is beautiful.
28:28Well, thank you.
28:29It's okay.
28:30She showed up with that little netted thing on.
28:32I don't know if Pinky thought we were burying Simon
28:35or coming to protest for Simon.
28:37Like, where are you going?
28:41All right, now, Delta Sigma Theta.
28:43Listen.
28:44I love me some K.
28:45One of my investors is her line sister.
28:48So we connected and we became fast friends.
28:51That is my girl.
28:52She is my spirit sister and my sorority sister.
28:55My sis K.
28:56Okay, this is my sis right here.
28:57Okay.
28:58So we got a little ooh-ooh.
28:59Ooh!
29:01The Delta.
29:02Hello, Thedra.
29:03I got my funeral hat on just for you.
29:07I've known Pinky for well over a decade.
29:09She's done deals with me.
29:10She's done deals with my clients.
29:12She's definitely a smart cookie with no animal products in it.
29:15It's all natural.
29:17I need to introduce my virtual date.
29:20Oh, yeah.
29:20I got you without a Zoom call for work.
29:23This is not a Zoom call for work.
29:24This is my date.
29:26Oh.
29:26Through the phone.
29:27This is black.
29:28This is black.
29:28I should have did that.
29:29Okay, okay.
29:29You might be in this hair braided.
29:31It's all.
29:31Why are you doing this?
29:34I don't understand why this Drew lady has this man on this FaceTime.
29:40The man on the FaceTime got a ring right.
29:43Shamia come in with a mohawk.
29:45A mohawk and a new body.
29:47Then I see a lady with a white wig and a violin.
29:51This is some Tyler Parrish .
29:53Okay, so we're gonna start the game.
29:55This game is called...
29:57Oh, God.
29:57Who did that?
29:58Okay.
29:59To the level of Oakley's.
30:00Oh, yeah.
30:01Who made the first move in the bedroom?
30:04Girl, he was ready the first night.
30:07If you stay ready, you don't have to get back.
30:10That's right.
30:10You know what?
30:11I didn't ask for it in the first night anyway.
30:13Okay.
30:13You did want me to come upstairs after we left the restaurant that night.
30:17No one didn't.
30:18Okay.
30:18You got in somebody else's car.
30:19I got in my car.
30:20Who?
30:20On this episode of Moripovich.
30:22Okay, moving on, moving on.
30:24So, okay, Kay.
30:25Who's more likely to start an argument just to have makeup?
30:28Me.
30:30I'll do it.
30:30She's good at it, too.
30:31And then it gonna happen.
30:33She's good at it, too.
30:34She perfected it, huh?
30:35Okay, Pinky.
30:36Tell us if you guys have had a public moment.
30:40We was about to buy a property in Birmingham.
30:42So we was on the second floor.
30:43The realtor was on the first floor.
30:44And we had the Chris in the property before we bought it.
30:46Y'all did it with the realtor in the house?
30:47That's why you had three kids in three years.
30:49Oh!
30:50Ooh!
30:51That's a bad.
30:52I vowed to never date anybody that ate meat, okay?
30:56Because I'm vegan, honey.
30:57I'm on the board of PETA.
30:59And here we are five years later.
31:01The only meat I eat is his.
31:03Shamia, this one is for you.
31:05Name one physical thing that you would take from your last partner
31:09to upgrade your new partner.
31:10Mm, wow.
31:11Some questions, right?
31:12Oh, ain't gonna upgrade Gerald, Mikey, Mwangi.
31:14Come on.
31:15Okay.
31:15Nothing's nothing.
31:16Nothing is an answer, babe.
31:17Well, where? Hold on, hold on.
31:19Where is he?
31:20Why is he not here?
31:22Same reason why your guy's on your phone.
31:24Oh, he was traveling?
31:25He is, actually.
31:26Oh, okay.
31:27Good guess.
31:27Oh, I didn't know.
31:28You guessed great.
31:30That was a great guess.
31:31That's your answer?
31:32Oh, okay.
31:34But he's here in spirit.
31:36He's traveling.
31:36Okay.
31:37Are you okay?
31:38You asked.
31:39I answered.
31:40Are you doing okay?
31:41It was added with some extra energy.
31:43Okay.
31:44Focus on your Zoom call.
31:53You asked.
31:54I answered.
31:55It was added with some extra energy.
31:57Okay.
31:57Focus on your Zoom call.
31:59Zoom call?
31:59Yeah, so he is actually...
32:01Traveling back here, honey.
32:02Traveling back here, honey.
32:03You should worry about your husband.
32:04Girl, your husband ain't here.
32:05Your man.
32:05Your man is in your basement.
32:06Your man is in your phone.
32:07I don't know why Drew is on Shamia's ass about Gerald not being here.
32:11Gerald usually is not here.
32:13Like, I didn't expect him to be here.
32:15Clearly, even Shamia didn't expect the man to be here.
32:17So, I don't know why Drew did.
32:20Can we get two shots of Boogito?
32:24Can you call him?
32:24You want to get on the Zoom, too?
32:25Is that what you want?
32:26I can call him.
32:27Okay.
32:27Well, then do it.
32:28I'm here.
32:28You seem a little bothered.
32:29I'm just making sure you're okay.
32:31All right, guys.
32:32Oh.
32:33Okay.
32:34All right, moving right along.
32:35She's coming to embarrass herself further.
32:37The most entertaining guest has to be Black, sitting on this FaceTime call for over three
32:44hours with a big, bright smile.
32:46I'm not sure if he doesn't use the bathroom, if he has a colostomy back.
32:50I don't know what's going on.
32:52He might be embalmed for all I know.
32:56Okay, so look, let's get Cynthia to answer this one.
32:58Who have you had a sex room about at the table?
33:01Yeah, the question about me is, who's had a sex room about?
33:03Me at the table, maybe?
33:04Hold on.
33:07I got a question for Portia.
33:09When was the last time that y'all were intimate?
33:14Say, like, nine months?
33:16No.
33:17Since we've been back, we haven't done anything.
33:21She nailed a bell.
33:22What?
33:23Nailed a bell.
33:24Nailed a bell.
33:25Nailed a bell.
33:26I ain't gonna lie.
33:27I ain't mad at it if we figure something else out.
33:29There's an altar right behind you.
33:30Let's see how we look.
33:31Let's see how we look.
33:32All right, come on.
33:32Am I an officiator?
33:34All right.
33:35We got an officiator.
33:36All right.
33:36Okay.
33:37Okay, Portia.
33:38Do you take this big, tall man to be your ever-loving for at least three nights of
33:45love and affection and dedication.
33:47And back-breaking.
33:48Yes.
33:48Back-breaking.
33:49All right.
33:49Back-breaking.
33:50We got the bait.
33:55Oh, .
33:57Simon's here.
33:58Mike, run!
33:59Run, Mike!
34:02Portia, please write a book.
34:03Tell us the ways of your vagina.
34:05Because it's strong.
34:07And it's a trapper.
34:11Damn.
34:11Did we get the witnesses in a basement?
34:14Stop!
34:15I'm about to get married, y'all.
34:17In this house.
34:18Weird.
34:20Okay.
34:21Portia, new love, safe sex, and paycheck.
34:24Woo!
34:25Yay!
34:26This is good!
34:28This is the cigar lounge.
34:29Bye.
34:30Bye.
34:30What's her body with my honey back?
34:32Ooh!
34:32I'll leave that into our face before y'all do it!
34:36She about to roll a fresh love.
34:39Shamia, you look amazing.
34:40I'm so happy to see you here tonight.
34:42Good to see you too, Angela.
34:43You look amazing as well.
34:44How have you been, baby?
34:45Zero complaints.
34:46I'm in a good space.
34:47Thank you for asking.
34:48I'm happy to see you.
34:48You look good.
34:49You here, and Portia, I'm sure is happy to see you.
34:52Yes.
34:52Beautiful.
34:53Yeah, I was glad.
34:54Yeah.
34:54I know you guys hadn't spoke, so...
34:56Can I tell you I love that for y'all?
34:58Yeah.
34:58Is this a new leaf for you guys?
35:00For you ladies?
35:01What do you think?
35:01I don't know if it's a new leaf.
35:03I feel like, you know, I had closure from the last time we spoke.
35:08I felt like that was good.
35:10It was.
35:10I felt like that was healthy.
35:11And I don't have any ill will towards Shamia or anything like that.
35:14Thank you for standing.
35:15It's definitely a place of openness, you know.
35:18I'm happy you came.
35:19And I'm happy that I was met with good energy.
35:21Yeah.
35:21And you know, and I want to reciprocate that.
35:23And that's that.
35:24All right.
35:24Well, speaking of not so great energy, where are you and Drew at?
35:28I have no issue.
35:30No problem.
35:31You know, I'm here.
35:33Shamia's there.
35:34Hey, everybody.
35:35I'm Shamia.
35:35I'm there.
35:36Nice to meet you.
35:37Shamia did apologize online on her YouTube.
35:41To all the ladies on Sweet 16 cast, if I've ever offended you, if I insulted you, hurt you,
35:52in any way, I'm sorry.
35:59I just want to say I'm sorry.
36:03I'm sorry.
36:04I'm sorry to everybody that I may have offended.
36:08Because I'm from Decatur, bitch.
36:10And I'm here to say I'm sorry.
36:13I don't know what I'm sorry for, but I'm gonna say I'm sorry.
36:16Like, what are we doing?
36:17This was weird.
36:18She also said in the same breath that you went light on me.
36:22I didn't see that one.
36:23Where was that at?
36:25She asked me how she was a liar.
36:29And where are my receipts?
36:31Like, how am I a liar at reunion?
36:33I could have went a lot heavier.
36:35And if she keep on doing what she doing, I'm gonna have to go heavier.
36:38And I don't want to.
36:39Shamia, would you like to take Drew aside and give her a apology?
36:42No, I would not.
36:43You would not.
36:44Okay, so we're done.
36:45But she got it on the YouTube.
36:46Okay.
36:47But she got it on YouTube.
36:48But what I think is fake is how, you know, she puts that kind of stuff out there.
36:52But then she has a conversation with you, Phaedra, about how she doesn't even believe her friend, Angela.
36:56I'm sorry?
36:58Yeah.
36:58What happened?
36:59What happened?
37:00Long story short, she called me.
37:01I said the last time me and you talked was at reunion.
37:03The receipts weren't receding, which I told her.
37:05All right, receding or receding means that you're questioning the receipts that your friend brought.
37:08After reunion, Drew came into my dressing room.
37:12She said, hey, I would love to get to know you.
37:14And I said, well, I really don't want to get to know people who have tried to frame me.
37:18And that's when she said she didn't really agree with all of the evidence that Angela presented.
37:24But at the same time, I'm like, well, if you didn't agree with it, why did you go along with
37:28it?
37:29But the girls do strange things for the change.
37:35You don't think that it's strange that your best friend think that your receipts don't receive?
37:39I don't care about that.
37:39What I'm talking about is my husband.
37:41Why you don't care about that?
37:42Angela knows who I am.
37:44Everything that is being said, I've already said to Angela.
37:47So there's no secrets here.
37:48Hey, hey, hey, beautiful, classic women.
37:51Y'all gonna respect this like y'all do.
37:53Y'all fire alarms.
37:54That lined up.
37:55It didn't make sense to me that your person came to me at the Hogs game, whether they told you
38:00they did or not.
38:00We were at the Hogs game, and this young lady who was with Phaedra walked up to me and said,
38:05Hey, I'm the one with hands.
38:07It was a threat.
38:08And I had those tapes ran, and that person did not come to you.
38:11And I'm willing to show you the tapes.
38:13So you just can pull a security tape, and you can hear what the person says?
38:17You's a bad man majeber, baby.
38:20I want to see him.
38:22So if there's anything I could do, Phaedra, to help you get the tapes, please let me know.
38:25Do we actually have the tapes of the Hogs game?
38:30So, no, I didn't look at the tapes, but I asked for the tapes to be reviewed.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Think I got a lot on your tape?
38:38I don't want to have any of it.
38:40This is a lot for me.
38:41I want to see some tapes.
38:42I don't want to be here.
38:42There's cameras all over that place.
38:44When I got invited to this party, I thought I was here to be a bougie American in an African
38:49house.
38:50That all the ladies would have on their gals, and their real diamonds, and they would drink champagne, and drink
38:56some other shit.
38:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:07That person did not come to you, and I'm willing to show you the tapes.
39:10If you think I got a lot on your tape.
39:12I don't want to have any of it.
39:13This is a lot for me.
39:14I'm not.
39:15I don't even smoke cigars, but at this point, all this cannabis, I would much rather choke on a cigar.
39:20We agreed to table it until we get together again.
39:23Table it until y'all see the cameras.
39:24Until we get the tapes.
39:25That's what's happening.
39:26I wrote a tape back.
39:27Can I just say one thing?
39:29No.
39:30Oh, Lord.
39:30Not enough.
39:31I don't even know if I like your question, girl.
39:34I'm scared.
39:34Don't do that.
39:35Okay, wait.
39:36I'll be back.
39:37Yeah, they fancy as down with that mad mouth.
39:39Every goddamn thing.
39:40Girl, okay.
39:42We need you inside.
39:43No, we chilling.
39:44I'm confused.
39:45She want peace right now.
39:46She want peace.
39:47I want peace.
39:48I just want to be loved.
39:50What happened with you and Shamia on this text message?
39:53Whatever me and Shamia will talk about will be between Shamia.
39:55It's not between you.
39:56That's it.
39:57All right, take her hand.
39:58Don't take mine.
40:00You're antagonizing me.
40:01I'm not.
40:01You are.
40:02I promise you I'm not.
40:03I promise you I'm not.
40:04You're doing some extra stuff.
40:05I promise you I'm listening.
40:07I really do want y'all to just work it out.
40:09What I'm telling you is Shamia and I is none of nobody's business.
40:12I'm speaking on me and you.
40:14And what you said in the press, I don't think I should address right now after my drink.
40:18I don't want to sweep other stuff under the rug, but I can let it go.
40:23Listen, when you invite people into your home, what you're supposed to do is be a gracious and a sweet
40:29host.
40:30So I'll deal with a shortcake at another time.
40:32Hey guys, I see that this is a crazy ass friend group, but I'm excited to be a part of
40:36it.
40:36Hey!
40:37Hey!
40:38Hey!
40:40Hey!
40:40Hey!
40:42What's happening?
40:43Yeah.
40:44What's happening?
40:46Why y'all always put me in the mother high seat?
40:48God damn, I made a friend and now y'all want me to not be friends with her.
40:52What happened?
40:52What's up?
40:54What's up?
40:55What's up?
40:56Hey ladies.
40:57Hold on.
40:57Why you not in black?
40:59I just realized.
41:00I just realized.
41:01Really?
41:02I had this all day.
41:04I told you.
41:05Sir, sir, sir.
41:07Hey, hey, hey.
41:08Sir.
41:09Yes.
41:10Baby black.
41:10All right.
41:11So listen.
41:12We want to tell everybody, thank y'all so much for coming out.
41:15Yes.
41:15Hurry, hurry, hurry.
41:16I want to hear my mans.
41:19This mans speak.
41:21All right, let's go.
41:22Now go on, boo.
41:23So we thank you for inviting us to a beautiful home.
41:25Yes.
41:26Through all the love, the imperfections tonight, it's black, it's beautiful.
41:30Yes.
41:30And you are beautiful and thank you so much.
41:33First of all, I'd like to thank everybody for coming.
41:35Wait, what?
41:38I can't.
41:38He is the man of the house, I guess.
41:41As if he had just paid the mortgage.
41:45First of all, y'all both at the head of the table is weird and cringing.
41:49Now he's thanking everybody for coming to her ex-marital home?
41:53Get the out of here.
41:54Y'all got to stop.
41:55Diamond, are you there?
41:56Come on out.
41:57Flip the lights on if you're here.
41:58I think we had a beautiful, glorious time, sexy.
42:01People will be making mad love tonight.
42:03I feel like I was a gracious host.
42:05I wasn't very ratchet.
42:06I wasn't reading anybody.
42:07I'm saving all that for later.
42:09Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
42:14Woo!
42:15Woo!
42:16Why are you acting like y'all in the third grade?
42:21Next time on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
42:24This is my friend Sway.
42:25How you doing?
42:25Of course she is a free spirit.
42:27You know, if they got the capital.
42:29This week, y'all, I'm doing the Academy of Country Music honor.
42:34Oh, congratulations!
42:35Congratulations!
42:36I'm so excited.
42:37I could have spoke on you on what I know to be true, and I did not do you that.
42:41Stop!
42:41And I don't do you like that either.
42:42You didn't sleep with a man?
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