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00:00:31Susie, I knew from the very first night I met you, somehow only three months ago, that the two of
00:00:40us would be standing up here today.
00:00:45Kevin, if someone told me I was going to marry the guy who wore sweatpants to our first real date,
00:00:50I'd have told them to get their head checked.
00:00:54It's been a whirlwind, and yet I feel like I've known you my whole life.
00:00:58Every day, I learn something new about you. And every day, I fall in love with you all over again.
00:01:06I love the way you tease me. I love your little smirk that tells me you're up to something.
00:01:12I love the way you make me laugh. How you truly get me.
00:01:18I promise to always be your greatest ally, your protector, your knight in shining armor.
00:01:25My goofball. My utterly shameless karaoke partner.
00:01:31I promise to love you.
00:01:32To support and respect you.
00:01:34In the happy times, and the not-so-happy ones.
00:01:38To be faithful, patient, and yes, forgiving.
00:01:44And to always, always fight for us.
00:02:04Stay away from my wife.
00:02:08You don't know what I'm capable of.
00:02:11Kevin!
00:02:12Shit.
00:02:12Just a minute!
00:02:17Did you not get my taxi? I'm double parked.
00:02:20Oh, sorry. Just two seconds.
00:02:22All right. I'll wait downstairs.
00:02:23Oh, hey. Do you mind if I drive?
00:02:25Kevin, I'm stressed as it is.
00:02:27You don't want to spoil the surprise, do you?
00:02:43In every movie I watch from the fifties, there's only one thought that swirls around my head now.
00:02:55And that's that everyone there on the screen, yeah, everyone there on the screen, well, they're all dead now.
00:03:04They're all dead now.
00:03:07And it ain't easy living above.
00:03:10And I can't help but keep falling in love with bones and ashes.
00:03:16Thanks for agreeing to spend the weekend with me.
00:03:19Of course.
00:03:19You know, I've really been working on myself.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:25Made a lot of changes. Good ones.
00:03:29That's great, Kev.
00:03:30You know I never asked you to change, though, right?
00:03:32After you left, you know I took a long, hard look at myself.
00:03:35And, uh...
00:03:37You know, I think...
00:03:39You're gonna be in for a surprise this weekend.
00:03:42You may not even recognize your own husband.
00:03:44After two months.
00:03:46Yeah, that would be quite the surprise, Kev.
00:03:51Can you look at the road, please?
00:03:53Yeah.
00:03:55Yeah, you know, I've really been using our break to get healthier.
00:03:58Mmm.
00:03:59Yeah, I've been going out on a lot more auditions.
00:04:02Which is nice exercising.
00:04:03Kev, I appreciate what you're trying to do.
00:04:05My point is, Susie, that I think this break has actually been really good for us.
00:04:09And now that it's over, I think this getaway is exactly what we need.
00:04:12You know?
00:04:13Like a second honeymoon.
00:04:14Just...
00:04:15You and me, a nice romantic weekend.
00:04:19Kevin!
00:04:20Kevin!
00:04:21It's more than ever
00:04:23There's no hands on the levers
00:04:29I wanna feel the pleasure
00:04:32Of gold
00:04:34Or whatever
00:04:39Or whatever
00:04:46Hey, uh, mind if I pull over up here?
00:04:49I need to use the bathroom.
00:05:01Hey, there's a line.
00:05:02And there's a fella in there already.
00:05:04It'll just be two minutes.
00:05:07Ernie?
00:05:09Oh, hey, bud.
00:05:10How's it going?
00:05:12What the fuck?
00:05:12What's the emergency?
00:05:13Uh, you tell me.
00:05:14I mean, you barge in here, so...
00:05:16You said code yellow.
00:05:17Oh, right.
00:05:17Yeah, I guess I had something to pee, but it's way more of a code brown.
00:05:20Code yellow means emergency.
00:05:21Oh, I'm sorry I didn't guest star in Grey's Anatomy, Dr. Tyler.
00:05:25Oh, that doesn't work.
00:05:26God, it reeks in here.
00:05:28I don't need to be rude, but okay.
00:05:31Hey, while I have you, I would love to run some dialogue tweaks for you.
00:05:34This script is fine the way it is.
00:05:36Kevin, how long have we been in acting class together, bro?
00:05:39You know I have an ear for that type of stuff.
00:05:41Brother, if this scene is not 100% authentic, she's going to see right through you.
00:05:47You're not listening to me, are you?
00:05:48Fucking miss her, man.
00:05:49This plan has to work.
00:05:50I need to show her that I can step up, you know?
00:05:53I know, and that's why we've got to get this right, right?
00:05:55I know.
00:05:56We do this right?
00:05:57She's going to be so impressed.
00:05:59Oh, yeah, so impressed.
00:06:00She runs straight into your arms, and then boom, brother.
00:06:03Boom.
00:06:03You motherfucking hero.
00:06:04What's up?
00:06:05Go on.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:06See you tonight.
00:06:0810 o'clock.
00:06:09Do not be late.
00:06:10We're going to save your fucking marriage, dude.
00:06:13Almost there.
00:06:14Susie.
00:06:17Susie, hey.
00:06:18You awake?
00:06:22Yep, I am now.
00:06:25How far are we from the resort?
00:06:27Who said anything about a resort?
00:06:30Please don't tell me we're camping.
00:06:32No.
00:06:33We are not.
00:06:35Just want to see how long it takes you to guess.
00:06:44No.
00:06:45You didn't.
00:06:47I did.
00:06:47You didn't.
00:06:54You didn't.
00:06:56You didn't.
00:07:00You didn't.
00:07:01You didn't.
00:07:03You didn't.
00:07:03You didn't.
00:07:04You didn't.
00:07:06You didn't.
00:07:07You didn't.
00:07:07You didn't.
00:07:07You didn't.
00:07:08You didn't.
00:07:08You didn't.
00:07:09You didn't.
00:07:10You didn't.
00:07:10You didn't.
00:07:16You didn't.
00:07:29It's all ours for the weekend.
00:07:31Your dad said he hasn't used it in years.
00:07:34You spoke to my dad?
00:07:35Well, his secretary.
00:07:37He's in Bangkok or Boise or something.
00:07:40But Jenny said that you guys used to come here every summer.
00:07:43Kevin, you...
00:07:46Why didn't you ask me?
00:07:49Because I was being romantic?
00:07:51What's the matter, honey?
00:07:52I thought this would make you happy.
00:07:57Yeah, it's fine.
00:08:01I'll take it.
00:08:29Shit.
00:08:31I'll take it.
00:09:12The pink champagne you ordered, madam.
00:09:16Thanks.
00:09:19You look very familiar.
00:09:22You remind me of a dear girl I met once at an Irish pub on West 14th Street.
00:09:27What was it, two years ago?
00:09:30A couple of Wall Street knuckleheads were hustling her.
00:09:35So what do I do?
00:09:37Your accent changed.
00:09:38No, it did.
00:09:38Yes, it did.
00:09:39It did?
00:09:39Oh, yeah.
00:09:40Deal with it.
00:09:41So what do I do?
00:09:43Marched right over there, and I rescued her from those goons.
00:09:48Like a proper white knight.
00:09:50And then I did what I do best.
00:09:54I made her laugh.
00:09:59At one point, she looked me straight in the eye.
00:10:01She said, you want to get out of here?
00:10:04To which I responded, and go where?
00:10:07How about Aruba?
00:10:10How about Aruba?
00:10:12You weren't messing around.
00:10:15You got us two round-trip tickets before I could buy you a second drink, and I knew, right
00:10:18then and there, that I would do anything to make you happy.
00:10:26Honey, I'm sorry I didn't talk to you about the house.
00:10:29Honestly, I thought it would bring back good memories.
00:10:34Let me make it up to you.
00:10:37I'm going to cook us a Michelin-star dinner.
00:10:40Kev, just hang on.
00:10:44I see how hard you're trying.
00:10:46I do.
00:10:50This isn't our second honeymoon.
00:10:52This is our first night after the separation.
00:10:55Break.
00:10:56I think we just need to ease into it.
00:10:59I have to figure out if this is something that still works for me.
00:11:08Yep.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:12So what do you want to do?
00:11:14What do you want to do?
00:11:16Yahtzee?
00:11:21Let's just get out of this house, okay?
00:11:23Let's go to a bar.
00:11:25Wait, really?
00:11:27Yeah, let's see if we could just have a good time together.
00:11:30Well, I am having a good time here.
00:11:51You want another round?
00:11:52Uh, yeah, sure.
00:12:05Excuse me, what's your wife?
00:12:06Bye.
00:12:13No effin' way.
00:12:16Susie Stone.
00:12:18Heather.
00:12:19Oh my god, am I dreaming?
00:12:20Because I really never thought that I'd see you again.
00:12:23Oh my god, come here.
00:12:25How long has it been?
00:12:26I mean, let's not do the math, okay?
00:12:29How on earth do you look so friggin' young?
00:12:31We're supposed to be the same age, aren't we?
00:12:32Heather, you look incredible.
00:12:34I don't.
00:12:35I don't.
00:12:36Oh, this is my co-worker, Murphy.
00:12:38This is my husband.
00:12:38Mr. Softy, right?
00:12:40No.
00:12:41He's in the commercials.
00:12:42Mr. Softy.
00:12:43You are Mr. Softy, aren't you?
00:12:44Yeah, I mean, that's one of the roles that I've played, but Kevin is fine.
00:12:46Nice.
00:12:47Mr. Softy.
00:12:48Kevin.
00:12:49Uh, how do, sorry, how do you two know each other?
00:12:53We, well, Heather.
00:12:55Come on.
00:12:57Hoga, boga, walk by Noga, best camp north of Saratoga.
00:13:03Um, Heather and I went to camp together.
00:13:06Oh, I'm ready to pass to the lake.
00:13:07We were, we were best friends.
00:13:08Oh, you were best friends with everyone.
00:13:10Oh, please, that's not true.
00:13:12You were.
00:13:13I was just waiting all year for the summer, because I knew I'd get to see you.
00:13:20But, then one summer you didn't come back, and I was so heartbroken.
00:13:28Um, you, you guys work together?
00:13:30What, what do you do?
00:13:32Oh, yeah, we're, um, actually-
00:13:33We're just, we're with the police department.
00:13:36So crazy, but-
00:13:37Why are you being weird?
00:13:39She's the chief.
00:13:40Um, what?
00:13:42Just like your dad, that's incredible.
00:13:44So, are you two married?
00:13:45No, no, we just work together.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52Dude, I texted you, relax.
00:13:53There's no service.
00:13:54I told you to wait in the car.
00:13:56You can't expect me to wait in the car for four hours, dude.
00:13:58I told you I did Lex today, okay?
00:13:59That's just physically unsafe.
00:14:00I'm not gonna risk it.
00:14:02Hey, Kevin, right?
00:14:03Oh, yeah.
00:14:04Sorry to interrupt.
00:14:05I'm Murphy.
00:14:07Como estai?
00:14:09Yo, it's Italia.
00:14:10Yeah, he's, he's a tourist.
00:14:12Gente, mozzarella.
00:14:13Mwah!
00:14:14Bathroom?
00:14:15You look for the bathroom?
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:17I think it's just, but look, I hate to be that guy, but I'm, do you think I can maybe
00:14:21get a photo?
00:14:22My buddies are never gonna believe this, you know what I mean?
00:14:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:25Sure, sure.
00:14:26Yeah, could you?
00:14:27Si, si, si.
00:14:29We friggin' love your commercials, man.
00:14:31Miss yourself, he's the shit.
00:14:32Thanks, man.
00:14:33Una, dua.
00:14:34Oh, okay.
00:14:35Could you make the face?
00:14:36Come on.
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Nice.
00:14:39Eh, I mean, uh, si.
00:14:42Heck yeah, dude.
00:14:43Thank you so much, man.
00:14:44Um, uh, bathroom.
00:14:46Bellissimo.
00:14:47Yeah, bathroom.
00:14:48Ah, yeah.
00:14:49Grazie.
00:14:51How good was I?
00:14:53Follow me.
00:14:57Dude, no one was supposed to see us together.
00:15:00That was a cop.
00:15:01Hey, take a breath.
00:15:01I mean, you heard me in there, dude.
00:15:02That dude totally thought I was Italiano.
00:15:04Italiano.
00:15:05Why didn't you just speak Spanish?
00:15:06Because I was acting, Kevin.
00:15:07Oh, shit.
00:15:08I thought you quit.
00:15:08Hmm.
00:15:09I did.
00:15:10Except for emergencies.
00:15:11This is an emergency.
00:15:13Oh, shit.
00:15:14Playing the hero.
00:15:15Ah, this is a stupid idea.
00:15:17Staging a break-in?
00:15:18What the fuck are we thinking?
00:15:21So funny.
00:15:22You're kind of, like, exactly how I imagined you'd be.
00:15:24Oh, God, Heather.
00:15:25What does that mean?
00:15:26No, I just mean, like, you were always so driven and, I don't know, like a Barbie.
00:15:32Of course, you have this friggin' perfect life.
00:15:35Perfect.
00:15:37What?
00:15:37You're a huge deal.
00:15:39You are.
00:15:39You have the big non-profit in the city.
00:15:41You have cool actor husband.
00:15:43People just dream of having a life like yours.
00:15:46Sorry.
00:15:48Blabbing.
00:15:49Blabberblabberson over here.
00:15:50No.
00:15:51Yes, let's talk about something else.
00:15:53Remember how we used to tell each other everything?
00:15:56I miss that so much.
00:15:58Me too.
00:15:59You do?
00:16:00Yes.
00:16:01Okay, so your life's not perfect.
00:16:03Got it.
00:16:07What's going on?
00:16:08I mean, I just don't remember the last time anything I said or did actually mattered.
00:16:44And I know this sounds lame.
00:16:47Oh, is that a question?
00:16:51Uh, I don't, I don't know, man.
00:16:54I don't know why she chose me.
00:16:55Because you are a fucking beast, huh?
00:16:58You are a seriously underrated actor.
00:17:01Yeah, I mean it.
00:17:02Most importantly, you are a protector, right?
00:17:05Well, what about Kevin?
00:17:06He seems nice.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09So he's got to be on your side.
00:17:10Yeah, Kevin's nice.
00:17:11He's a goofball.
00:17:13I love him for that.
00:17:15I just, I thought maybe he was the missing piece, but I don't know.
00:17:23Lately, I just feel like, I don't know.
00:17:28We live, we live in two different worlds.
00:17:33Now I'm blabbing.
00:17:35No, I'm, I'm, this is good.
00:17:37Please, go on.
00:17:40Look, I, I tried to tell him, I tried to tell him what I've been going through.
00:17:44I tried to tell him I'm unhappy.
00:17:45And he like freaked out and he made it all about himself.
00:17:49Like I was trying to tell him that something was wrong with him.
00:17:53What were you trying to tell him?
00:17:58Oh, there's something wrong with me.
00:18:01Two hours from now?
00:18:02I'm going to break into your house and you better fucking stop me.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:06Yeah, there we go.
00:18:08You know, my bro Victor, he jacks cars for a living.
00:18:10So you could kind of say this is like in my blood, right?
00:18:12Oh, shit, I forgot.
00:18:15What is this?
00:18:16Wait for it.
00:18:17Wait for it.
00:18:18Huh?
00:18:20Holy shit.
00:18:21Yeah, how cool is this?
00:18:22Well, I borrowed it from Victor.
00:18:23He has like a whole collection.
00:18:24Yeah, I was going to surprise you with it later, but...
00:18:27Give me your money.
00:18:30Give me your money, man.
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:31Come on, let's practice.
00:18:32Come on.
00:18:32You're not getting through this door.
00:18:34You hear me?
00:18:34That's good.
00:18:35More, more, more.
00:18:36Yeah, you stay away from me and my wife, you son of a bitch.
00:18:38Oh, yeah.
00:18:39How about I break this motherfucker down?
00:18:41Kevin, save me.
00:18:42Please, Kevin.
00:18:43Shut up, you Barbie bitch.
00:18:44Oh, the Barbie takes away from the aggression?
00:18:46Just trust me.
00:18:47I'm going to take your jewels and I'm going to sell them on the black market.
00:18:49I'm going to sell them on the black market.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:56Hi.
00:18:58How do you do?
00:19:02What do you think?
00:19:03Time to head home?
00:19:04Yep.
00:19:05Hey, crazy idea.
00:19:06But either of you ever ride in a police cruiser before?
00:19:13Why is he driving so slow?
00:19:17You trained as an actor and I've trained as an actor.
00:19:20I did Meisner training and, uh...
00:19:22Hey, flip that switch.
00:19:29Are you kidding me?
00:19:38Oh, my God, yes.
00:19:40Woo!
00:19:41I did some registration!
00:19:42On your lap!
00:19:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:44It's good.
00:19:53This was fun.
00:19:54Yeah, it really was.
00:19:55So fun.
00:19:55So fun.
00:19:56And I missed this, you know.
00:20:03Good night, Chief.
00:20:05Good night, Susie.
00:20:08Oh!
00:20:14Bye.
00:20:16Bye.
00:20:17Honey.
00:20:19Honey?
00:20:20Honey, I got this.
00:20:21Honey, I got this.
00:20:22I got this.
00:20:24Whoa!
00:20:38Oh, my God.
00:20:40She's going to kill me.
00:20:52Ernie.
00:20:53Oh, my God.
00:20:55Oh, my God.
00:20:56Ernie.
00:20:57Ernie.
00:20:58Fuck!
00:20:59Ernie!
00:21:01Acting is reacting.
00:21:04You got this.
00:21:07Um.
00:21:11Break down this door, you Barbie bitch.
00:21:13Bitch.
00:21:14Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal rent.
00:21:16Fuck yeah.
00:21:21Showtime.
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:27Come on.
00:21:31Come on.
00:22:06Ernie.
00:22:08Fuck.
00:22:12Ernie.
00:22:14Fuck.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:31Action.
00:22:55Give me your money I'm robbing your ass I said I'm robbing your ass your ass
00:23:09how about I break this motherfucker down
00:23:23all right I'm coming for you unless there's a hero in there who's gonna try to stop me or something
00:23:30anybody
00:23:34I'm gonna take your fancy jewels and I'm gonna sell them on the black market
00:23:41Barbie bitch
00:23:49Susie Susie hello hey Susie everything okay
00:24:19Jesus Christ what what happened what happened
00:24:28Susie he broke in he attacked me he he said that he wanted my jewels but he was coming for
00:24:37me
00:24:38I had to protect myself
00:24:43is he is here
00:24:49oh god oh god oh my god
00:24:57Kev it's okay Kev look Kev
00:25:00he didn't hurt me I'm fine look
00:25:04no I I know I'm just I'm just I'm just so relieved you know
00:25:11do you have any idea who this guy could be
00:25:15why would why would you ask me that no
00:25:17well how can you be sure
00:25:17I've never met this man before in my life
00:25:20kevin he's wearing a mask
00:25:21kevin he's wearing a mask
00:25:43nope
00:25:44okay
00:25:47all right let's go to the police
00:25:48hold on
00:25:49hang on
00:25:49kevin there's no service the phones are out the power's out
00:25:52okay hold on hang on hang on hang on hang on
00:25:55don't you think we should just just think about this for one second
00:25:57okay
00:25:58okay think about think about what
00:26:00well I mean I mean just look at you look at you look at this
00:26:04doesn't this look bad I mean maybe it was just like a misunderstanding
00:26:09a misunderstanding
00:26:10yeah I don't I mean maybe he was just maybe
00:26:13kevin this is a stranger in our house
00:26:15he broke into our house
00:26:16he's wearing a terrifying mask
00:26:18he attacked me
00:26:19we're going to the police
00:26:20we're going to the police
00:26:21hold on hold on hold on
00:26:23just
00:26:25yeah I know
00:26:28before we go deep why don't you just wash up a little you know
00:26:31I mean it just looks at your face
00:26:36okay
00:26:37yeah
00:26:49oh
00:26:51shit
00:26:53oh god
00:26:56oh Ernie
00:26:58oh shit
00:26:59shit
00:26:59shit
00:27:01Ernie
00:27:02oh fuck
00:27:03fuck I'm so sorry
00:27:04I'm so sorry
00:27:05I'm so sorry Ernie
00:27:06oh my god oh my god oh my god
00:27:08okay
00:27:10I'm going to make this up to you
00:27:11I'm going to come clean
00:27:13I'm going to come clean
00:27:13I'm going to come clean
00:27:14I'm going to tell them everything
00:27:15fuck
00:27:16oh my god
00:27:17I'm going to let them not stop
00:27:30oh shit
00:27:33oh my god
00:27:35Oh my god
00:27:37oh my god
00:27:54Kevin!
00:27:55Shit.
00:28:02Where's the car?
00:28:03I'm sorry, okay? I got distracted.
00:28:05We'll talk about it later.
00:28:10Quick, Kevin, flag it down.
00:28:12Hey!
00:28:12Hey!
00:28:13Uh, hello, hello, hello, hi, hi, right here.
00:28:15Hi!
00:28:16Hi!
00:28:17Whoop!
00:28:23I'm sorry.
00:28:36Uh, hi.
00:28:41Sorry to put you through
00:28:42all this.
00:28:43Uh, do you mind just confirming your name for the report?
00:28:45Kevin.
00:28:47Just Kevin?
00:28:47Sorry, should I take that again from the top?
00:28:49Doesn't really work like that.
00:28:51Starting positions, please.
00:28:53And can you give me a little bit of background?
00:28:55What brought you up here to Wapanoga?
00:28:56Just a nice, romantic weekend together.
00:29:00What?
00:29:00What did Susie say something different?
00:29:03Well, she mentioned something about a trial separation.
00:29:05It was a break.
00:29:07And it's over now.
00:29:08I'm not super comfortable in the house.
00:29:12You know, I haven't been back in 20 years, so I was very eager to get out for a few
00:29:19hours.
00:29:20Luckily, I ran into you.
00:29:25And, um, can you tell me a little bit about the flower pot?
00:29:29Heather, the guy knew exactly where to look.
00:29:32He showed up, he took the key from the flower pot, and he just walked right in the door.
00:29:38Flower pot?
00:29:39It's red terracotta about this size.
00:29:42I don't even, I don't even know what flower pot, you're, no, I, I, uh, I have the key right
00:29:48here.
00:29:48He was banging on the door.
00:29:51Like, banging, banging, banging, banging.
00:29:55And I'm, I'm, like, pushing back against it.
00:29:59And I'm, I'm, I'm pushing with everything I have.
00:30:01Like, I'm, I'm fighting for my life, Heather.
00:30:04And were you involved in the altercation in any way?
00:30:06No, sure, sure wasn't.
00:30:14With all that blood on you.
00:30:17And then when it was done, I just couldn't, I couldn't believe I was the one still standing.
00:30:27I don't know how many times I have to say this, I've never met that man before in my entire
00:30:32life.
00:30:39Kevin was talking with the victim at the bar, and he was speaking Italian or something.
00:30:43He said he was looking for the bathroom.
00:30:46Can I change one of my answers?
00:31:01He said he was talking to him.
00:31:03He said he was talking to me and my his or her body would be ten years.
00:31:09He said he would beisenly laugh as creepy as me.
00:31:10He said I am just talking to him.
00:31:10And I'm to what the missing feeling is he's now sitting there in my life.
00:31:11He said I should do nothing.
00:31:11He said I'm not seeing this, or he darauf as if he guards me.
00:31:11Now, I'm not seeing this.
00:31:12He said I totally do anything but mostly he's taken care of,
00:31:44Who isn't here?
00:31:48Is that you, Kevin?
00:32:35Hey, Chief?
00:32:37It looks like our intruder came from the woods.
00:32:39I'm thinking there's going to be a car or a boat nearby.
00:32:41Smart.
00:32:43I'll be down in a sec.
00:33:09I'll be down in a sec.
00:33:09Rest in peace, buddy.
00:33:13Who are you talking to?
00:33:14Huh?
00:33:15Oh, just...
00:33:17No, you know.
00:33:22How are you holding up?
00:33:28So he really attacked you, huh?
00:33:32Just...
00:33:34Did he have a weapon or...
00:33:35No.
00:33:37What are you asking me?
00:33:40No, I'm just...
00:33:41I'm just trying to be there for you, honey, you know?
00:33:43Just...
00:33:44Understand what you...
00:33:45What you went through.
00:33:47Or...
00:33:47Thought.
00:33:51Honestly, it was the weirdest thing.
00:33:56One minute I truly believed that I was going to die.
00:33:59One minute I truly believed that I was going to die.
00:34:00Then I'm like...
00:34:02Standing over him.
00:34:05And he's covered in blood.
00:34:11I'm a killer.
00:34:14I killed him.
00:34:15I killed him.
00:34:15No.
00:34:16Honey, don't...
00:34:17Don't say that.
00:34:17It's...
00:34:17Well, it's true, Kevin.
00:34:19Honey, it's...
00:34:20No, it's...
00:34:21It's complicated.
00:34:22I mean, you were...
00:34:22You were protecting yourself.
00:34:25And...
00:34:26You had no choice.
00:34:29I mean, you're not a killer.
00:34:31You killed one guy.
00:34:32Just, you know, don't make a habit of it.
00:34:33Excuse me, Miss Stone.
00:34:39I don't know if you remember me, Jeff, from camp.
00:34:43I was...
00:34:44You're behind you?
00:34:49Um...
00:34:49Anyways...
00:34:50I just wanted to say what you did,
00:34:52defending yourself like that.
00:34:55You're a hero.
00:34:57Everyone's saying so.
00:34:58We don't all get tested like that.
00:35:00You've shown you're a real protector.
00:35:03Your husband's a lucky man.
00:35:04Sorry, did you need something, or...?
00:35:06Uh...
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:07Chief would like to have a word?
00:35:18Hey.
00:35:20Catch.
00:35:23Dummy.
00:35:33Kevin!
00:35:35Uh...
00:35:36I'm sorry, what?
00:35:37We're, uh...
00:35:38We're just discussing the logistics of you staying through the weekend.
00:35:41The maid can't come till Monday.
00:35:42We'll just avoid that hallway, and there's plenty of other bathrooms.
00:35:45Wait, hang on. You, uh...
00:35:47You wanna stay? Here?
00:35:49I thought we were leaving.
00:35:50Well, the police are done with their work in the house,
00:35:52and Heather was saying it might be helpful for us to stick around,
00:35:55in case they have more questions.
00:35:56Aren't we in some kind of danger?
00:35:57A man just tried to kill my wife.
00:36:00I mean, I, I, I'm...
00:36:01We're happy to get you, what, like a motel downtown?
00:36:03If I would help you settle in, feel more safe?
00:36:08Kevin, if you don't wanna stay here with me,
00:36:09we can get a car to take you back to the city.
00:36:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:12I'm, I'm, uh...
00:36:14You're right.
00:36:15I agree.
00:36:16Yeah, we should stay.
00:36:17We should stay.
00:36:19Uh...
00:36:19Hey, just out of curiosity,
00:36:21what are the odds of you folks figuring out who this attacker, uh, was?
00:36:26I mean, we're fairly confident that he's from out of town, right?
00:36:30So, once we locate the vehicle, I'd say our odds are pretty damn good.
00:36:35I don't trust him.
00:36:36Oh, of course you don't.
00:36:37He lied, Murph. You saw him with the attacker last night at the bar.
00:36:40He corrected himself.
00:36:41Yeah, only after he knew he was caught.
00:36:44If Kevin only met the guy last night, why lie?
00:36:46He was scared.
00:36:48He thought it might make us suspicious, which it did.
00:36:51Doesn't mean he tried to have his wife killed.
00:36:53Okay, so the house key?
00:36:54Because Susie said she saw the guy pull the key out of the flower pot, let himself in.
00:36:57You think Kevin planted the key?
00:36:59Yeah, how do you know where to look?
00:37:00Oh, what if it's a sex thing?
00:37:03No?
00:37:05Okay, so, Murph, what's your theory?
00:37:08Well...
00:37:09It's not so much a theory, per se.
00:37:14I just am having a hard time seeing Mr. Softy as the kind of guy who's dealing with professional criminals.
00:37:22The man's a cream puff.
00:37:24He married way out of his league and he knows it.
00:37:27And as far as I can tell, he truly loves his wife.
00:37:39I'd guess Mr. Softy pissed off some thug at a bar.
00:37:43The guy followed him home and broke in.
00:37:46Hell, I wouldn't be shocked if Kevin was home the whole time it went down.
00:37:49He was just hiding under the bed.
00:37:49You're right, Murph.
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52That's not a theory, per se.
00:38:02Well, we're not going to know anything until we ID the attacker.
00:38:05So let's just keep on the grid search in the woods and I will start checking with local businesses.
00:38:10Thank you, boys.
00:38:24It's just me and this bear, 30 yards away at charges.
00:38:29600 pounds of raw brute force coming straight the fuck at me.
00:38:3420 yards.
00:38:35Well, you were always a great shot, Stu.
00:38:37I'm okay.
00:38:38No four-time Ivy League archery champ.
00:38:40Shut up.
00:38:41Were you scared?
00:38:43No time.
00:38:44I'm pure instinct.
00:38:4510 yards.
00:38:475.
00:38:475.
00:38:48A fire.
00:38:49Wham!
00:38:50Damn thing hits the ground right at my feet.
00:38:52I'll never forget that rush.
00:38:54It's incredible.
00:38:56The greatest feeling in the world is fighting for your life and winning.
00:39:01And your dad would never admit it, but he was impressed.
00:39:05Her dad?
00:39:06Kevin, how's your walk?
00:39:08Yep.
00:39:09Old Stone and I just wrapped up our annual hunting trip.
00:39:11Oh.
00:39:12You guys went hunting?
00:39:14I thought he was in, like, Budapest or...
00:39:16Stu, you met Kevin, right?
00:39:18Mr. Movie Star.
00:39:19How's it going?
00:39:22I'm sorry, who are you?
00:39:23I'm Stu.
00:39:24Kevin, it's Stu.
00:39:25I told you about Stu.
00:39:26We went to high school together.
00:39:27And Yale.
00:39:29He's a defense attorney.
00:39:30I thought it'd be good to bring in some outside help.
00:39:32Don't piss yourself, Kev.
00:39:33I'm not sending a bill.
00:39:35I'd do anything for Suze.
00:39:38Starting with getting that old Mercedes of yours fixed up.
00:39:41Also, the power's back on.
00:39:42I put in a call.
00:39:44And listen.
00:39:45The last thing I want is for you to feel uncomfortable about me being here.
00:39:49Okay?
00:39:51Why would I be uncomfortable?
00:39:54It's a great attitude.
00:39:56I'm glad we can all be adults.
00:39:57Right now, we need to focus on what's best for Suze.
00:40:00So, I called some reporters, and I think I better go make a statement.
00:40:04Statement?
00:40:05Hold on.
00:40:06Um, don't you think we should discuss this first?
00:40:09Kevin, Stu does this for a living.
00:40:12Kevin, listen to your wife.
00:40:15You two hang back.
00:40:16I've got this handle.
00:40:17I'm gonna come with you.
00:40:18Suze, seriously.
00:40:20It's not necessary.
00:40:23No, I'm, I'm, I'm coming.
00:40:29That's our girl.
00:40:30Full of surprises.
00:40:33Suze!
00:40:36Sue Bear!
00:40:37Wait up!
00:40:39Sue Bear?
00:40:40Good evening, folks.
00:40:42Nobody goes on vacation and plans on having to fight for their life.
00:40:46But that's exactly what happened to my client, Suze Stone.
00:40:49All she wanted was a relaxing and peaceful getaway in the country.
00:40:52At approximately 11.45 last night, as she was getting ready for bed,
00:40:56Suze was the victim of a terrible assault.
00:40:59That, that's, that's not true.
00:41:08I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm not a victim.
00:41:13Yes, somebody broke into my house and tried to hurt me.
00:41:15Barbie, bitch!
00:41:16But, but, I'm the one still standing, aren't I?
00:41:26That's right.
00:41:28Suze is not a victim.
00:41:30Um, she's a survivor.
00:41:35All right, folks.
00:41:36Uh, we're gonna ask for some privacy at this time.
00:41:39It's been a harrowing 24 hours for my fiancee.
00:41:41We'd just like to, uh, to get, uh, excuse me, uh, my client.
00:41:49Like I said, a harrowing 24 hours.
00:41:54That'll be all.
00:41:57Oh, boy.
00:41:59New headline.
00:42:00Lawyer puts his fucking foot in his mouth.
00:42:08Fiance?
00:42:09Kevin, I wasn't-
00:42:10You were gonna marry him.
00:42:11Yes, Kevin, that's what fiancee means.
00:42:13I wasn't keeping it from you.
00:42:14It just never came up.
00:42:15What, what was I supposed to ask?
00:42:17Oh, uh, by the way, were you ever engaged to some asshat esquire?
00:42:20Stu is ancient history.
00:42:22Well, clearly he doesn't think so.
00:42:23He's still calling you his fiancee.
00:42:24Kevin, you're my husband, not Stu.
00:42:27He and I didn't work.
00:42:28It was never gonna work.
00:42:29And it took me a while to figure that out.
00:42:31Once I did, I called off the engagement.
00:42:35All right?
00:42:37Well, I broke his heart.
00:42:42You broke it off?
00:42:44Yes.
00:42:47And it really wasn't easy.
00:42:50Because I had to explain it to our entire family.
00:42:52And I had to cancel a very expensive venue, and cater, and our fucking honeymoon.
00:43:03Where was your honeymoon?
00:43:05We didn't have one.
00:43:06No, I, I know, but where was it?
00:43:07Where was it gonna be?
00:43:08That's, that's not the point.
00:43:10So why don't you just tell me?
00:43:14Please don't do this, Kevin.
00:43:19Kevin.
00:43:19Was it Aruba?
00:43:21Jesus Christ.
00:43:22Kevin, it was such a long time ago.
00:43:25Not that long.
00:43:25You're really focusing on the wrong thing here.
00:43:28That's why you had those tickets.
00:43:30Love at first sight?
00:43:31It was bullshit.
00:43:32Kevin, that's not true.
00:43:32And you lied to me about it.
00:43:33I didn't lie to you.
00:43:34Kevin, please.
00:43:37You and I had such an incredible time in Aruba.
00:43:40If I said anything to you, it would've completely destroyed the whole memory.
00:43:47Kevin.
00:43:48Honey.
00:43:52I'm so sorry.
00:43:53I should've said something to you.
00:43:55I should've, I should've said something to you.
00:43:58You've always been so completely honest with me.
00:44:10Why did you bring him here?
00:44:11Because I was scared.
00:44:12I was freaked out.
00:44:14He's the best, he's the best defense attorney in the state.
00:44:16Okay?
00:44:20Honestly, baby, I don't even care.
00:44:22You just say the word, I'll tell him to leave.
00:44:24I don't care.
00:44:25Okay, honey?
00:44:27Just tell me.
00:44:31I'm sorry.
00:44:37I'm sorry.
00:44:54We're struggling.
00:45:00Helt three for scalp.
00:45:03Uh, this is Scalp.
00:45:05Go ahead, Murph.
00:45:07Took a report from a couple who just came in,
00:45:09said they overheard two men arguing behind the bar last night.
00:45:12Okay. On my way.
00:45:18Susie?
00:45:38Just getting my charger.
00:45:39Honey, it's probably not a good idea to hang out in this part of the house, don't you think?
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:44Let's go downstairs and make sure Stu isn't burning down the kitchen.
00:45:47You there! I sauteed some broccolini exactly how you like it.
00:45:54Are you guys smelling this?
00:45:56I'm not very hungry.
00:45:59What do you say we get out of here for a bit?
00:46:01Just the two of us.
00:46:04Yeah, I'd like that.
00:46:06I'd like that too.
00:46:16Do you like venison pate?
00:46:18A couple's weekend getaway turned into a nightmare
00:46:21when a New York City woman, Susie Stone,
00:46:23found herself in a life or death struggle
00:46:26with a violent home invader.
00:46:28WXTV reports.
00:46:30I mean, I'm...
00:46:31I'm not a victim.
00:46:34Yes, somebody broke into my house and tried to hurt me, but...
00:46:39I'm the one still standing, aren't I?
00:46:46Lying bitch.
00:46:49Excuse me?
00:46:50I can't believe she'd show her face here.
00:46:54That woman destroyed my family.
00:46:58Nobody fucking cares.
00:47:00What is it that you think that she did?
00:47:04You must remember him, don't you?
00:47:07My nephew, Gregory Doyle.
00:47:24Archive said you signed it out when you retired.
00:47:26Right before I started.
00:47:28Hey, you hungry?
00:47:29There's a chicken in the fridge, I think.
00:47:31Dad, you signed out a case file, and he never returned it.
00:47:34You can't do that.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:37I'll, uh...
00:47:38I'll pay the library fine.
00:47:39This is not a joke.
00:47:42Do you still have it?
00:47:45Is that the only one you took?
00:47:48Yes.
00:47:49Why?
00:47:50Why Greg Doyle?
00:47:55No.
00:47:56When you first told me you were thinking about joining the force, I figured this might come up.
00:48:03And...
00:48:05I decided it was probably best if you didn't know.
00:48:08Know what, Dad?
00:48:14That your friend Susie killed him.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20What happened?
00:48:23Simple answer...
00:48:26Self-defense.
00:48:28That Doyle kid was a real piece of work.
00:48:31Gave his own grandmother two black eyes.
00:48:34Goddamn bully.
00:48:36You ought to remember, he made your life hell.
00:48:41I remember.
00:48:44So what happened to him?
00:48:48That morning he biked over to that big piss ugly mansion of theirs.
00:48:52Chased her friend Susie off into the woods.
00:48:56Beat the daylights out of her.
00:48:59And she...
00:49:02She killed him.
00:49:03So he didn't move away.
00:49:05How come I didn't know about this?
00:49:07She was a minor.
00:49:09We couldn't release her name.
00:49:11And her family.
00:49:12They had the Doyles tied up and NDAs so damn quickly.
00:49:16Oh my God.
00:49:17Paid them off with one of those...
00:49:19Undisclosed settlements.
00:49:21And that's why she left camp.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24They whisked her off back to the city.
00:49:26That was that.
00:49:28She didn't even say goodbye.
00:49:32She tried, kiddo.
00:49:35Wrote you a couple of letters.
00:49:39I threw them out.
00:49:42Why would you do that?
00:49:48You said the simple answer is self-defense, right?
00:49:52What's the complicated one?
00:50:02I was first on the scene that day.
00:50:05Neighbor called it in and said they...
00:50:07Heard some screaming coming from the woods.
00:50:09Thought it was probably an injured animal.
00:50:11Needed being put down.
00:50:15Nobody seemed to be home, so I went around the back.
00:50:19And...
00:50:20That's when I saw her.
00:50:26I found some Polaroids back there too, but...
00:50:29It didn't matter.
00:50:30The DEA had made up his mind.
00:50:34What was on them?
00:50:37Left cabinet. Top shelf.
00:50:39On the box.
00:51:05What the hell are these?
00:51:07Susie told me...
00:51:08She invited him over for a swim.
00:51:11I found that odd as hell.
00:51:13Him being the bully that he was.
00:51:15Well, Greg had a crush on her.
00:51:17I figured. She waited for him to get changed.
00:51:20Then when he was undressed, she busted in with the camera.
00:51:25Everybody's gonna see you naked.
00:51:26Give me that!
00:51:28Nicole!
00:51:29So you think she got him to attack her on purpose?
00:51:32I'll put it this way.
00:51:34When he did...
00:51:37She was ready.
00:51:39I'll fucking kill you!
00:51:50Greg!
00:51:52Don't!
00:52:02You know the thing that sticks in my brain from all those years ago?
00:52:07Was the look on her face when she was coming down that dock.
00:52:12You know, before...
00:52:14Everybody else showed up.
00:52:16And she...
00:52:17Thought she was still alone.
00:52:21She was smiling.
00:52:34I don't know what I expected coming here.
00:52:37Hey, kiddo.
00:52:39You asked me.
00:52:41Don't get sore because you don't like the answer.
00:52:43It's not the answer.
00:52:44It's your drunken bullshit.
00:52:47And it's not the Susie I know.
00:52:56I'm fifteen hundred strokes in and my arms are burning like the devil's jock edge when I hear this god
00:53:02-awful scrape.
00:53:03You must have bottomed out on that roof there.
00:53:06You folks are buying me a new kayak.
00:53:08Okay.
00:53:10Thank you very much.
00:53:12I'm not one of those cheap knockoffs.
00:53:17Barely any oxidation.
00:53:19The car hasn't been the water long.
00:53:23Oh my god.
00:53:32Got a name.
00:53:40Ernest Guerra.
00:53:42Think it's our guy?
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:53I think so.
00:53:55Okay.
00:53:56So, what do we do now?
00:53:59Time to call the family.
00:54:03Honey, what is it?
00:54:05He's back.
00:54:07Hi.
00:54:08We've met before.
00:54:09I'm Mr. Softy.
00:54:10And if I'm keeping you down in the bedroom, you're not alone.
00:54:1852% of adult men have encountered me at least once.
00:54:22You don't mind if I pee in here, do you?
00:54:27Wowee.
00:54:28That's a gilth if I've ever seen one.
00:54:32If you enjoy regular visits from me, definitely do not ask your doctor if stiflosan is right for you.
00:54:37Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.
00:54:40Side effects include headache, flushing, upset stomach, and abnormal vision.
00:54:42Thanks to stiflosan, performing in bed isn't hard anymore.
00:54:47But I am.
00:54:50Nooooo!
00:54:53Oh, have you seen the one in the weight room? It's frigging gold.
00:54:58Victims' brothers are here, Murph.
00:54:59Oh, awesome.
00:55:00I want to talk to the bald one.
00:55:02And take a look at the rap sheet on that guy.
00:55:03Let's hold the judgement.
00:55:05He just lost her brother.
00:55:05Look, all I'm saying is somebody pushed Ernie's car into the lake.
00:55:10And I think we're about to meet him.
00:55:11Is somebody manning the phones?
00:55:13Yeah, can we just at least pretend this is a real bleed station?
00:55:16Thanks.
00:55:46What's up?
00:55:47I said we only have the big bags for your sandwiches. Is that okay?
00:55:53Yeah, that's fine. Thanks.
00:56:17Say it again, mother bitch!
00:56:19Yo, let him breathe. He can't talk.
00:56:21You think I give a fuck? I'll waste this guy right now.
00:56:24What the hell, bro? We're in public. They're gonna be cops and shit.
00:56:27Fuck the cops. They don't respect you. They don't respect our brother.
00:56:30Everybody only respects one thing.
00:56:32I saw him in the bathroom.
00:56:33Who?
00:56:34Ernie?
00:56:34I don't know. The home invader.
00:56:36When?
00:56:37Two days ago. And then a couple from the TV showed up.
00:56:40The husband snuck in with him and the wife stayed outside.
00:56:44What the fuck are you saying?
00:56:47I mean, it's not totally unexpected.
00:56:49Look, I don't know what happened with your brother and his couple.
00:56:53I'm pretty sure the wife didn't know what was going on, but if she found out?
00:56:58Jealousy, man. That's a hell of a drug.
00:57:16Oh, relax, jumpy. What's the matter?
00:57:19Nothing. What's the matter with you?
00:57:20Nothing.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:21Okay, I got this. Why don't you go in and make sure Stu doesn't jack any of our stuff.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:29Fuck yes.
00:57:31Old Stone, you've been holding out on me.
00:58:03What?
00:58:06It was in the bare smack.
00:58:09What is the fact?
00:58:11It doesn't. It's in my hand, isn't it?
00:58:13Why are you so scared?
00:58:14Just give me that.
00:58:14Is it yours?
00:58:15Of course not.
00:58:15Kev, Kev, stop. What are you doing?
00:58:17Oh, Suze, you know who his phone this is?
00:58:19It had a reminder for acting class, of all things.
00:58:21Great, well, let Mr. Stone know.
00:58:22He, you know, he probably left it behind.
00:58:24So, hun, you ready?
00:58:26Why don't we hit the road, okay?
00:58:28Hey, hey, let's see here.
00:58:29Hey, that doesn't belong to you.
00:58:29We've got an actor's ID card.
00:58:31What? Whose is that?
00:58:33Why don't you ask your husband?
00:58:34How would I know?
00:58:35How would I know?
00:58:35In fact, why don't you ask him how all of Ernie Guerra's stuff got into that bear's mouth?
00:58:40Hang on, this is evidence, okay?
00:58:43And we probably shouldn't be messing around with it.
00:58:44Hey!
00:58:46Oh, shit!
00:58:47Get off of me!
00:58:48What are you hiding?
00:58:49You're just, you're compromising evidence!
00:58:52Would you, Suze, would you help me, please?
00:58:54Suze!
00:58:56Hey, Suze, would you help me?
00:58:57Would you please?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:58Hey!
00:58:59What are you doing?
00:59:00No, Suze!
00:59:01Hey!
00:59:02Stop.
00:59:03Guys!
00:59:04Kevin, why is your number in this phone?
00:59:06Oh, you are so fucked, my guy.
00:59:08Stop it!
00:59:08Hang on!
00:59:09It's not what you think.
00:59:10It's not what you think.
00:59:11You were texting with him?
00:59:13Kevin, you, you planned this attack?
00:59:16No, it's not, it's not an attack, it's not an attack!
00:59:19Kevin?
00:59:20No, please, okay, look, look!
00:59:22You think you're some big guy, huh?
00:59:25Hiring some thug to kill your wife?
00:59:27What?
00:59:27Kill?
00:59:28No, no, no.
00:59:29Not, not kill.
00:59:30I swear, please, okay, please.
00:59:32Yes, I knew him, I knew him, I knew him, but it's not, it's not what you think.
00:59:37You really did this?
00:59:38No, I just, could you please just give me a chance to explain?
00:59:41Please, okay?
00:59:42I was trying to fix things.
00:59:44I gotta leave.
00:59:45I gotta leave, okay?
00:59:46We'll talk about this at home.
00:59:47Stu, you're coming with me.
00:59:47We're not going anywhere, Suze.
00:59:49Pursuant to article 140.30 of the New York CTL code, I'll be placing you under citizen's arrest.
00:59:53Stu, would you stop being a fucking prick for one second and let's go, please?
00:59:58This isn't over!
01:00:00Fuck.
01:00:07Who the fuck are these clowns?
01:00:12Suze Stone?
01:00:14I got some questions for you.
01:00:15That's not how this works, buddy.
01:00:17This is private property.
01:00:18Why'd you kill my brother?
01:00:19Hey, geek squad, get the fuck out of here.
01:00:21Answer me!
01:00:21Hey, hey, you want me to slap you with a restraining order next?
01:00:25We just want to talk.
01:00:28Give me the gun.
01:00:29I said it!
01:00:30We just want to talk.
01:00:53Oh, fuck.
01:00:55Fuck.
01:00:58I gotta make this right.
01:01:00I gotta make this right.
01:01:02I gotta make this right.
01:01:09Trust me, guys.
01:01:10Okay?
01:01:10A guilty conscience, it's a fucking toxic cage.
01:01:14Just tell us the truth.
01:01:15Do not say a word, Suze.
01:01:18We already know what you did.
01:01:19Okay?
01:01:20So if you want to make it off this boat, you're going to look right in this camera and confess
01:01:23your crimes.
01:01:24Confess?
01:01:25Are you joking?
01:01:26Stu, stop.
01:01:26You want to talk about crimes?
01:01:28Okay.
01:01:29How's kidnapping?
01:01:30Battery?
01:01:31Assault with a deadly weapon?
01:01:32Possession of an illegal firearm, probably.
01:01:34And your dumbass is filming the whole thing.
01:01:37Stop talking.
01:01:38Let me handle this, Suze.
01:01:39Okay, no more games.
01:01:41Confess, or I'll put a hole in your head.
01:01:43Pull the trigger, you coward.
01:01:44I'm not aiming at you, bro.
01:01:46Oh.
01:01:48Sorry, Suze.
01:01:49Oh, shit.
01:01:50What?
01:01:50My phone just died.
01:01:51Here, just pass me yours.
01:01:52I left it in the car.
01:01:53I told you my phone was at 6%.
01:01:55Bring the charger.
01:01:56That's all I ask.
01:01:57Bring the charger for what?
01:01:58We're in a fucking boat.
01:01:59I got the knot and died.
01:02:01What?
01:02:01I'll protect you.
01:02:02Stu, don't.
01:02:03I'm serious, don't.
01:02:04I fucking got this.
01:02:06What are you whispering about?
01:02:11Stu!
01:02:14Stu!
01:02:15Stu!
01:02:15Stu!
01:02:15I didn't do anything.
01:02:17It just went on.
01:02:18You killed Stu!
01:02:18Why do you keep calling him that?
01:02:20Because that's his name!
01:02:21I thought his name was Kevin.
01:02:22Kevin's my husband!
01:02:23Who the hell is this guy?
01:02:24He's Stu!
01:02:25He's our fucking lawyer!
01:02:26Where's your husband?
01:02:26Where's Kevin?
01:02:27Hi, this is Kevin Stanwell.
01:02:31Can I have you speak with Chief...
01:02:34Heather?
01:02:37It's really important.
01:02:38Do you have any way that I can reach her?
01:02:41Fuck!
01:02:42I told you, man!
01:02:43Shut the fuck up and grab his head.
01:02:45I don't want to grab his head!
01:02:47You're the one who blew his brains out.
01:02:48You're grabbing his head.
01:02:49Fuck me, I'm gonna be sick.
01:02:51Put him on.
01:02:57Harvey, bitch!
01:02:59The greatest feeling in the world...
01:03:03is fighting for your life...
01:03:08and winning.
01:03:22I'm guilty, okay? I just I want to confess. Are you at the house?
01:03:28Hello?
01:03:38Where the fuck did she go?
01:03:40We tied their hands, dumbass, and they're both dead!
01:03:43Oh, fuck!
01:03:44Fuck! This is... this is your fault!
01:03:46You shot the monster!
01:03:53There's you!
01:03:54Kill her!
01:04:04What the hell?
01:04:18Kevin!
01:04:19Susie?
01:04:21Hey!
01:04:22Oh, my God!
01:04:23I thought you left!
01:04:24I fucking...
01:04:25Oh, my God!
01:04:26Wait, what? Hold on. Are you okay?
01:04:27You did this for me, didn't you?
01:04:29Why are you all... what?
01:04:32How did you know?
01:04:33How did I...
01:04:33How did I know what?
01:04:35This house, Kevin, is exactly what I needed.
01:04:37What? What?
01:04:38This house!
01:04:39What?
01:04:40You know I had some not-so-great memories in this house, right?
01:04:42All right.
01:04:43There was this bully.
01:04:44He was fucking awful.
01:04:46He tormented Heather and me.
01:04:49I had to kill him.
01:04:50To protect myself.
01:04:51Oh, my God.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:04:53What?
01:04:54Oh, my God.
01:04:55I'm so sorry.
01:04:55It's fine.
01:04:56My dad, he put me through a lot of therapy and counseling to help me reframe the whole thing.
01:05:02But all it ever did was make me feel like a victim.
01:05:07And I'm not a victim.
01:05:09I won.
01:05:11I won.
01:05:13And I felt on fucking fire, Kev.
01:05:16I felt alive in a way I haven't felt in 20 fucking years.
01:05:22Till the other night.
01:05:24The other night?
01:05:25The other night?
01:05:26What do you mean? You mean with the attack?
01:05:28That's thanks to you, honey.
01:05:30Hold on.
01:05:31Wait.
01:05:31You like what happens?
01:05:32I mean, I like the danger.
01:05:36Wait.
01:05:37Oh, my God.
01:05:38Hold on.
01:05:38What is this?
01:05:39Is this, like, some sort of kink or something?
01:05:42Because, honey, I never meant for anyone to get hurt.
01:05:46It was theater.
01:05:47It was scripted.
01:05:48I scripted it.
01:05:49It was just, you know, so I could save you and you could see me as a hero.
01:05:52That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard, Kev.
01:05:54I know.
01:05:55I know.
01:05:55I was just trying to fix things.
01:05:56I thought maybe if I could prove to you.
01:05:58Kevin, stop it.
01:05:58Stop it.
01:05:59Please don't ruin this.
01:05:59I'm fucking begging you.
01:06:02Wait.
01:06:03Hold on.
01:06:04Where is Stu?
01:06:07So your friend Ernie, his brother showed up and they kidnapped us.
01:06:12Stu's fucking dead.
01:06:13What?
01:06:15Are you...
01:06:16Wait.
01:06:17Hold on.
01:06:18Stu is dead?
01:06:19Stu is dead.
01:06:20They're here.
01:06:21Who's here?
01:06:22Who's fucking here?
01:06:24What do you mean?
01:06:24The brothers?
01:06:26The brothers are here right now.
01:06:27Yeah.
01:06:28Okay, all right, let's go.
01:06:28We have to go.
01:06:29I'm not going anywhere.
01:06:29What do you mean you're not going anywhere?
01:06:30What the fuck, honey?
01:06:31What the fuck?
01:06:31I'm staying right here.
01:06:32What do you mean?
01:06:32We have to get out of here.
01:06:34Let me handle it.
01:06:35Susie, we are in danger.
01:06:38Susie, they are going to kill us.
01:06:43They will if you don't help me.
01:06:49Okay.
01:06:50Okay, okay.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51I can do this.
01:06:52I can do this.
01:06:52I am going to prove to you that I can protect us.
01:06:55Kevin, you don't have to prove a thing to me.
01:06:58All this protector bullshit, that's about you.
01:07:01Okay, fine.
01:07:02Fine.
01:07:03And for me.
01:07:05Please, just, just, please let me do this.
01:07:10Please.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:13Go.
01:07:13Hide.
01:07:14Honey, I've got this.
01:07:17Please.
01:07:31You stay away from my wife, you son of a bitch.
01:07:37I'm not getting through this story, hear me?
01:07:44Entitled home invasion romance.
01:07:46Written by Kevin Stearns.
01:07:51I am.
01:07:52And you can check them out.
01:07:53Fuck this fucking door.
01:07:56Ah!
01:08:04What are you doing?
01:08:05Is that really necessary?
01:08:06I fucking like it though.
01:08:07She saw us.
01:08:09It helps me concentrate.
01:08:10Dude, you look like you want them to fuck you.
01:08:11Just go check around back.
01:08:15Screw up.
01:08:35I thought you got this.
01:08:37Jesus.
01:08:44I thought you got this.
01:08:52Oh, come on.
01:08:53I'm sorry.
01:09:01I know I'm sorry.
01:09:04Oh.
01:09:09I've heard of him.
01:09:10But, we just saw us.
01:09:11I need to find two friends.
01:09:11I got this.
01:09:13I'm sorry.
01:09:15No of you.
01:09:15I need to find him.
01:09:15Wait.
01:09:16Let's go.
01:09:19Shit, it's empty.
01:09:21Hey! Hey!
01:09:22Oh, shit.
01:09:23Stop!
01:09:24Hey, no! Victor!
01:09:25Holy shit, honey, that was crazy.
01:09:28Victor!
01:09:30Hey, I know your brother was set up.
01:09:32Kevin called me to confess.
01:09:34Shit.
01:09:34Hey, we're going to get to the bottom of all this.
01:09:38I'm going to get you to a hospital, okay?
01:09:42I need to restrain you.
01:09:43Can you cooperate with me?
01:09:46Look out!
01:09:47Can you tell me where's your other brother?
01:09:51Oh, shit.
01:10:05Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:10:08I didn't know what to do.
01:10:11She's a cop.
01:10:12I know that, Victor.
01:10:14I was fucking panicked.
01:10:17Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:10:21Honey, we don't have much time now, all right?
01:10:24It's us or them.
01:10:27Will you help me, please?
01:10:40Kevin, give me your lighter.
01:10:41What? I don't have a lighter.
01:10:42Kevin?
01:10:42What? I don't.
01:10:43Kevin, I know you still smoke.
01:10:44Give me your lighter.
01:10:51Are you sure you can do this?
01:10:53I mean, four-time Ivy League archery champ.
01:10:57Shit.
01:10:57Okay.
01:10:59Kevin, they're going to take Heather's gun.
01:11:01We have to catch them by surprise.
01:11:03I'm going to go up on the roof.
01:11:04I need you outside.
01:11:04Wait, I'll come with you.
01:11:05Whatever you're doing, I can do it with you.
01:11:07Kevin, I need you outside.
01:11:08Okay.
01:11:09I need you to go down to the dock house.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:10Okay, quietly.
01:11:11When you're there, count down from 60.
01:11:13When you get to zero, I need you to run out of the house screaming.
01:11:17Like, really screaming, Kevin.
01:11:18Like you're scared for your life.
01:11:19I think I can manage that.
01:11:20Good.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:22Run straight up the path.
01:11:24Come back to the house.
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:25Wait, hold on.
01:11:26What happens then?
01:11:27I mean, they're going to come after me.
01:11:29Let me worry about that.
01:11:30Wait, hold on.
01:11:31Hold on.
01:11:31So, so, I'm the bait?
01:11:37You're the lead.
01:11:41I'm the lead.
01:11:43Now, remember, not a peep before zero, okay?
01:11:45Okay.
01:11:46And, honey?
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:47Break a leg.
01:11:51Wait, hold on.
01:11:52When do I start counting?
01:11:53Now.
01:11:54Now.
01:12:00This isn't working, bro.
01:12:02I've got to get to a hospital, man.
01:12:03Fuck the hospital.
01:12:06These people butchered our brother.
01:12:09They need to pay.
01:12:1045, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37.
01:12:24You told me there's only one thing everybody respects?
01:12:29Let's go get some fucking respect.
01:12:3129, 20, shit.
01:12:41What the fuck was that?
01:12:42They're in the dark house.
01:12:45They're in the dark house.
01:12:55They're in the dark house.
01:13:01They're in the dark house.
01:13:22Oh, my God.
01:13:26Oh, my God.
01:13:27Susie!
01:13:28Susie!
01:13:30Susie!
01:13:32Oh, shit.
01:13:34Oh, my God.
01:13:36Fucking help me, Victor.
01:13:37Come on.
01:13:39Please.
01:13:41You've got to get it out of me.
01:13:42You've got to get it out of me.
01:13:48Victor!
01:13:49No, Victor.
01:13:50No, no.
01:13:52Victor.
01:13:57You're okay.
01:13:59Hey, hey.
01:14:00You're okay.
01:14:00Stay with me.
01:14:01Victor.
01:14:02Hey.
01:14:03Come on.
01:14:03Wake up.
01:14:05Oh.
01:14:06Oh.
01:14:06You're okay.
01:14:07Oh.
01:14:09Oh.
01:14:11Oh.
01:14:17You bitch.
01:14:19No.
01:14:20Susie.
01:14:25Now we're even.
01:14:28Fucking psycho!
01:14:31Let's go!
01:14:31Uh.
01:14:34Oh.
01:14:34Oh.
01:14:36Oh.
01:14:47Oh.
01:14:49I don't know.
01:15:40I don't know.
01:15:48Heather.
01:15:50Hey, it's me.
01:16:01I'm so sorry about this, Heather.
01:16:03He just...
01:16:07And...
01:16:08And...
01:16:08And...
01:16:09Oh, no, no, no.
01:16:10No.
01:16:11He's not.
01:16:13I promise.
01:16:23You know, I...
01:16:27I never stopped thinking about you, Heather.
01:16:36I really thought that you'd write back to me.
01:16:43And you never did.
01:16:48You never even thanked me for what I did for you.
01:16:54With Greg.
01:17:03I don't understand you.
01:17:07I know I don't.
01:17:10I don't know I had something.
01:17:10I don't know.
01:17:27He's sick.
01:17:30He's kept there.
01:17:30He's not done with me.
01:17:30I don't know.
01:17:30I don't know.
01:17:33I don't know.
01:17:34What the hell is all about me?
01:17:35He just lives to him.
01:17:46I believe this is yours.
01:17:56So what do we do now?
01:18:10We were all alone, we were terrified, if Heather hadn't shown up, I don't, I don't know, thank you.
01:18:36She just fought so hard, you know, they took her gun and all she had was that bow and arrow.
01:18:55Do you have anything to add, Mr. Soft, sorry, do you have anything to add, Mr. Stenwell?
01:19:06Mr. Stenwell.
01:19:08Nope, no, nope.
01:19:13Well, we knew someone pushed the car into the lake, so it seems like these two brothers were working behind
01:19:20the scenes the whole time.
01:19:24You two are either the luckiest or unluckiest people I've ever met.
01:19:30Luckiest.
01:19:34At least I am.
01:19:38To have my husband by my side this whole time.
01:19:44He knows me better than anyone.
01:19:47Like, the real me.
01:19:52I know he'd do anything for me.
01:19:57You're my hero.
01:19:59You're my hero.
01:20:03You're my hero.
01:20:06I think you are the one.
01:20:09You're shining brighter than a mirror.
01:20:12I am the sun.
01:20:15You hit me like a drum.
01:20:19Then you spun a rabbit that I'm everyone.
01:20:26Never thought I'd love to attend to you so soon.
01:20:31Whenever you forgive your life, love.
01:20:35With those big brown eyes and the sleet of you, you got me singing on a honey moon.
01:20:45I got the full night, found the lover of my life so high.
01:20:53You're living in paradise in my life.
01:20:58Never thought I'd feel so right.
01:21:00The future's looking right.
01:21:02The future's looking right.
01:21:05You brought me to the sea.
01:21:08All our worries lifted up into the breeze.
01:21:14Oh, and it's you and me.
01:21:18There ain't nothing that'll drag us off the beat.
01:21:22Oh, off the beat.
01:21:25Never thought I'd stumble onto you so soon.
01:21:30Whenever you walk in, you light the moon.
01:21:35With those big brown eyes and sweet perfume, you got me singing on a honey moon.
01:21:44Like, oh, my, I'm the lover of my life so high.
01:21:53We're living in paradise in my life.
01:21:58Never thought I'd feel so right.
01:21:59The future's looking right.
01:22:01The future's looking right.
01:22:08I never wanna let you go
01:22:10I never wanna let you go
01:22:17I never wanna let you go
01:22:20I never wanna let you go
01:22:24Oh my, found the lever of my life
01:22:28So high, we're living in paradise
01:22:33Yeah, yeah
01:22:35Oh my, found the lever of my life
01:22:40So high, we're living in paradise
01:22:44It's in my, never thought I'd feel so right
01:22:49The future's looking bright
01:22:51The future's looking bright
01:23:15So high, we're living in paradise
01:23:16So high, we're living in paradise
01:23:23So high, we're living in paradise
01:23:41So high, we're living in paradise
01:23:45So high, we're living in paradise
01:23:50So high, we're living in paradise
01:23:52So high, we're living in paradise
01:23:52So high, we're living in paradise
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