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Jury Duty S02E07 Mergers and Acquisitions 1 H 264
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00:04Enjoy your office while you got it.
00:05Yep. Dougie's office soon.
00:08Jamaican Jerk Zone!
00:15I can't trust you.
00:17And this changes everything.
00:21Trick is for the win.
00:23Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
00:28There's one last picture.
00:30It's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
00:39We're gonna try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:55We have a deal. We're signing the papers tomorrow.
01:11Trick is gonna say whatever it takes.
01:13They don't really care about the company.
01:15And that's a big thing to Doug.
01:17You know, these employees are people.
01:19These employees are his family.
01:27Hey. Morning.
01:29Morning.
01:30Morning.
01:31Morning.
01:33How you feeling today?
01:35Good.
01:35Morning, everybody.
01:38I just like to kind of tell my dad.
01:41I just, you know, I'm gonna, like, lay it all on the table with spicy applesauce.
01:46Because since you were part of it, because I just want to, like, you know.
01:49Presents it together.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Yeah.
01:53I think it's gonna be a lot of fun, and I'm excited about this deal.
01:56Just think about this.
01:57This is your last day.
01:58Oh, my God.
01:59Retreat.
01:59I know.
02:00This is your last retreat.
02:01Yep.
02:02You look great.
02:04You look like a million bucks.
02:05You should put, you should, you know what you should do?
02:07You should be the president of Men's Warehouse or something after this, you know?
02:10Oh.
02:10If you would have been in a tuxedo last night, I don't know, you might have won.
02:14I know.
02:14Exactly.
02:15You might have won.
02:16Woo-hoo!
02:18Look at that!
02:19Yeah!
02:24Thank you very much.
02:25Now, today's a big day, folks.
02:27Last day of the retreat.
02:29And today, I'm going to sign the deal with Trucus.
02:33It's the last day of the retreat.
02:36We're gonna do one word.
02:37How are you feeling, PJ?
02:39Anxious.
02:41Acceptance.
02:42Sentimental.
02:44Safe.
02:45Courageous.
02:46Family.
02:48Suspicious.
02:49Hmm.
02:50Hmm.
02:51But let me tell you, Trucus is making this a day to remember.
02:54They have set up a very special five-star turf and surf brunch for everyone.
02:59Surf and turf.
03:00Oh.
03:00At the top of the hill.
03:02Oh.
03:02Oh.
03:03Okay.
03:04On the bucket list of retreat duties, we only have one thing left to do.
03:11To open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on.
03:15Oh.
03:18Absolutely.
03:18Right?
03:19We gotta check it out.
03:21Oh.
03:22If not now, when?
03:23Doug.
03:24Yeah.
03:24I'm sorry.
03:25I actually, I really tried looking for it, man.
03:27I mean, I looked everywhere.
03:30Anthony even helped.
03:30Like, I got a metal detector, everything.
03:33Couldn't find it.
03:34What?
03:35What is he talking about?
03:36Jimmy, I have it.
03:37I have this in my office.
03:39What?
03:39If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain emails or something like that,
03:44can I still forward it around?
03:45No.
03:46What?
03:46Well, bring it over here and let's open this thing up, buddy.
03:49Come on.
03:50I got it.
03:51Yes.
03:52I got it.
03:52Jimmy, you've been very focused on finding this time capsule.
03:56Can you, like, elaborate?
03:58Are you sentimental?
04:01Um, I mean, well, uh, you know what?
04:07Come here.
04:08Come on.
04:10That's always on the shelf.
04:11Yeah.
04:11I would just come clean and just tell him before he pulls it out and everybody sees it.
04:15Captain Fun, buddy?
04:16Yeah.
04:17Can you help me open this thing?
04:18Yeah, absolutely.
04:19Because I don't know how to do it.
04:21Let's see.
04:22Do these seal?
04:22Did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit?
04:25I can't wait!
04:26I know!
04:27What did we put in it?
04:28So, Matt, take a sneak peek of the things that are in here.
04:32Sure.
04:33Go ahead.
04:34This is exciting.
04:35Back it open.
04:36Oh, what's in there?
04:38So, what do you see?
04:40Tell me what you're looking at because we would like to know what it is.
04:45Bust it open.
04:46Um, some very, uh, come on, let's go, man.
04:50It's definitely...
04:51Go ahead and show.
04:52Okay.
04:52Sure.
04:53So, first and foremost, we have, uh...
04:56Yeah!
04:57That's great.
04:58One of the first bottles of Rockin' Grandmas.
05:01Not edible, though.
05:02Not edible.
05:02I wouldn't recommend it.
05:04Oh!
05:04There's something.
05:05Uh, what looks like to be a thumb drive?
05:08Maybe some memories on there?
05:09We got this thing, and it's, uh...
05:10Yeah, I can help you with that.
05:11All right, all right.
05:12What else?
05:13We have a ribbon.
05:14Ah!
05:15Ah, ah, ah.
05:15Let me see this.
05:18Bud's List, ladies and gentlemen.
05:20If you had Bud's List, you made it.
05:23And now, from what I understand, Bud's sold out.
05:25He's selling ketchup right now.
05:26Okay.
05:27Yeah.
05:27What else you got, buddy?
05:28We have what looks like to be a picture, but obviously it's been in the ground, so...
05:32The picture is not visible.
05:34You see?
05:34That's a shame.
05:34Dang, it really tore apart.
05:36What is this?
05:37Does anybody know what this is a picture of?
05:39I don't remember.
05:40Huh?
05:41Who put a picture in the time capsule?
05:43Yeah.
05:43I'll explain it.
05:43Who did it?
05:44I don't remember.
05:45It wasn't me?
05:46It wasn't that long ago.
05:48Speak up.
05:48I will be your ally if you speak up.
05:51My sagebrush experience was freeing to me, so you know what?
05:56I'm gonna tell you what I put in that time capsule.
05:58All right.
05:59All right.
06:00What was it?
06:00I went into Doug's office, and he had a cup of coffee on his desk.
06:06Doug was not in there.
06:08And, uh, I was like, oh, you know what I'm gonna do?
06:11I'm gonna teabag Doug's coffee.
06:14Jimmy.
06:15¡Oh!
06:16With my testicles.
06:18Wow.
06:21Did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup?
06:26Jimmy!
06:29Oh my God!
06:31Does no one tell my dad?
06:33Claire, can you play the video?
06:35Yeah.
06:37Please do.
06:40Oh!
06:41Whoa!
06:42Whoa!
06:43Oh, my God.
06:45I want to get a message for the time capsule.
06:48Whoa!
06:49You had a beard?
06:51Oh, my.
06:52Oh, look at Steve.
06:53You look like you're out in the wild, for real.
06:58She mean with hair?
07:00Yeah.
07:01I miss it.
07:03Will you be raising this kid?
07:04Hold on.
07:05Oh, Jackie, you had one cooking?
07:07Man.
07:08I will have gone to some island and become the queen.
07:15I felt like we time-traveled for a second,
07:17because, like, you know, I'm so used to looking at them
07:19as they are now.
07:20It was kind of crazy.
07:22Everybody looked different, though.
07:23Nobody looks the same.
07:27What was in that cup?
07:31Oh, my God.
07:33Oh, my God.
07:35The time capsule video was incredible to see,
07:38because, like, I would pop into the office here and there,
07:41and, like, these guys are all strangers,
07:43and now they're, like, legit family,
07:46and it's all because of this retreat.
07:49So I'm really grateful for that.
07:52Listen, I know that things are going to be different
07:55after I sign this deal.
07:57And I know that change can be hard,
07:59and the unknown kind of scary.
08:02But I just want to tell you that I really, really believe
08:05this is for the best.
08:07And we got a great deal.
08:09You're all going to be able to stay together.
08:12And that's the most important thing, isn't it?
08:16Rockin' Grandmas has always been a family business,
08:20and it always will be,
08:23because I consider each and every one of you
08:26to be family.
08:29Go up there and have a great brunch, you know?
08:32Just have a ball.
08:33You deserve it.
08:34This is the end of our retreat,
08:36but the beginning of a new era for Rockin' Grandmas.
08:39I love you, too.
08:40I love you.
08:41Love you so much.
08:43I can meet you, Doug.
08:45What are your thoughts on the pending deal?
08:48I would be lying if I said
08:50I wasn't a little bit conflicted in my own heart
08:52and a little bit topsy-turvy, I guess.
08:56Yeah, but what Doug said really just resonated
08:58and just reminded me that he still has
09:01all of our best interests at hand.
09:03And I trust him, and I trust that he knows what's up.
09:06He's doing what's right, so...
09:08Yeah.
09:08I will say this.
09:09If Trucus thinks they can just come in
09:11and do whatever they feel like they want to do,
09:13they're in for a rude awakening.
09:16Amen to that.
09:18You better preach.
09:19Uh-huh.
09:19No, for real.
09:26Yeah, we're ready to go.
09:28I love the Trucus bibs.
09:39Dougie, are you guys... are you doing okay?
09:42Yeah.
09:42Look, Dad, you don't have to sell.
09:45I don't have to sell?
09:46No, because look, we've been cooking up spicy applesauce.
09:49It's quality.
09:49It's really, really good.
09:50We have an amazing flavor profile.
09:53Yeah, but...
09:54You don't have to sell.
09:54Dougie, this...
09:55This doesn't really change anything.
09:57I mean, this is great, you know?
09:58I mean, you could chill to Elizabeth
09:59and take your management training,
10:01and this is a good thing, so...
10:04But it's not gonna change the deal.
10:06The deal's been done today, buddy.
10:08As soon as that notary gets here, we're going.
10:10Okay.
10:10Yeah.
10:12Give me help.
10:12You know I love you.
10:13I love you.
10:14I don't really know what to expect,
10:15but Dad said that Trucus has, like,
10:18a management training program
10:19that I'll get started on,
10:21so...
10:22I guess I'm looking forward to that.
10:26Hey.
10:26Last try.
10:27I think he...
10:28But I'll just show it to them, I guess, you know?
10:31Yeah.
10:31You still have this.
10:33Okay, now it's going through different channels,
10:35but this is still something you came up with.
10:37This is still your family's business.
10:39You know what I'm saying?
10:40Yeah.
10:41Just wish there was more I could do, you know?
10:43Yeah.
10:44All right.
10:45This is fabulous, you guys.
10:46You've got the bibs ready.
10:47Oh, I love that cloth.
10:49I'm so glad we didn't do the plastic.
10:51Well, this one has a little bit of a...
10:52That's a little dirty.
10:54Why don't we...
10:54No.
10:55Yeah.
10:57Wow.
10:59Whoa.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:01I was not expecting this.
11:04Hi.
11:05Hi.
11:05How are you?
11:07Good to see you.
11:08It was just so lovely last night.
11:10I feel like I'm at an award show.
11:12It's like a wedding.
11:12Yes.
11:13Well, hi.
11:13How are you doing?
11:14Well, how about yourself?
11:15Oh, I am great.
11:16How are you?
11:17Oh, my goodness.
11:18Thank you for having us.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Hello, Doug.
11:21Crab bib.
11:22No.
11:23Welcome, you guys.
11:24Welcome, welcome.
11:25Look around and tell me where we are.
11:28Who can name where we are?
11:30Anyone?
11:30At dinner.
11:31Uh, brunch.
11:32Brunch.
11:33Brunch.
11:33But, you know, close.
11:34Halfway up the second mountain.
11:36Close.
11:36I love that you're getting my whole second mountain approach.
11:40We are at the top of the first mountain.
11:42Okay.
11:42Top of the first.
11:43Because we are, you know, taking in the view, and we are celebrating how far you all have come.
11:48So, today we brought in all-you-can-eat surf and turf.
11:52So, that's crab legs and...
11:54Wait, did you say crab?
11:55I did.
11:56I love crab.
11:57Do you know what type, actually?
11:58I bet you guys got stoned because it's so expensive.
12:01Yes.
12:02Claire, you got it.
12:02It's top of the line, whatever it is.
12:04Look, this is just our way of letting you know what's in store when the deal is signed and you
12:10all work for Trucus.
12:11Top of the line.
12:12She doesn't even know what type.
12:14All right.
12:14So, enjoy.
12:15Good boy.
12:17Uh, the notary, the notary just canceled on me.
12:20You don't have your own notary?
12:21He's not coming, no.
12:22Oh.
12:22This is not a problem.
12:24Okay.
12:24You know what?
12:24I'm gonna go back down the hill.
12:26I will get us a notary.
12:27She said it's all you can eat.
12:28Yeah, I'll come in.
12:29Yes, it's all you can eat.
12:30Guys, I gotta run down.
12:31I gotta get a new notary, but enjoy your food.
12:34We'll be back.
12:35You know what, Doug?
12:35I'm gonna come with you.
12:36Have a great lunch.
12:37Great lunch.
12:38I'm gonna come with you.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Yeah, you guys come with me.
12:41All right, enjoy this brunch, you guys.
12:43Thank you, guys.
12:43We're just gonna take care of a couple things.
12:44You should probably find a notary.
12:44I don't know why he, you know.
12:46Own notary?
12:48It's fancy.
12:49Yeah, I guess so.
12:50I'm sure they're signing deals all day, so that would be handy for them.
12:54But, you know, what do we need our own notary for?
12:56You know what I'm saying?
12:57Don't you have your own notary?
13:01These are so cushy.
13:02I know.
13:03Amy, this is a very fancy thing that they're doing for us, so let's be on our best behavior.
13:08Oh, there she go.
13:10No, I'm gonna get messy.
13:11I'm gonna be slurping crab like no one's watching.
13:15Right.
13:15I'm gonna dig in.
13:17Yes.
13:19Thank you, sir.
13:20You're very welcome.
13:21Enjoy it.
13:21Oh, wow.
13:22And they cracked the legs open already?
13:23And they cracked the legs open?
13:25Wow.
13:27Top notch.
13:28Okay.
13:29Now you're talking.
13:30I can't believe I'm last.
13:32It's like they're torturing me on purpose.
13:34Feels like Elizabeth is doing this to me personally.
13:37They're so next level.
13:39Like, this is gonna be so weird to get used to.
13:41Because we would, like, do things a little bit differently.
13:45And it's a little strange that they're going to this level.
13:48What do you mean?
13:49We've gone out, but that was, like, before we were trying to close a really big deal.
13:53Yeah.
13:53Yeah, because we already got the deal.
13:55So this just feels like a really big thank you.
13:58Right.
13:59I mean, you gotta remember, these are the same people that did bring in Sia, so...
14:02That's true.
14:03This is not...
14:03Thank you so much.
14:05Mmm.
14:06Mmm.
14:07Mmm.
14:08It is good.
14:09Well, how many snack bites would y'all give it?
14:11Three, two, one.
14:13Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah.
14:17Claire's going still.
14:18Nice.
14:20Mmm.
14:20Mmm.
14:21Mmm.
14:22Mmm.
14:23Yo, Claire.
14:24What?
14:25You thinking about shooting your shot?
14:27With Elizabeth?
14:28What?
14:28No.
14:28Did you hear what she said?
14:30You didn't even know what type of crab it was.
14:33And in my experience, people who don't like crab are bad in bed.
14:37So, on to the next one.
14:39What?
14:39Yeah.
14:40Ooh, thank you.
14:43Oh, it's getting kind of hot, right?
14:45Mmm.
14:46I'm kind of comfy.
14:47Oh, I'm sweating.
14:48Mmm.
14:48Hey, Anthony.
14:50So, Doug did order a new notary, so I need you to come down and wait for the new notary
14:54and then take him to the business center so that Doug can get the deal signed.
14:57Yep.
14:58That's what I'm here for.
14:59Duty calls, huh?
15:00All right.
15:01Hopefully I'll be back.
15:02We got you.
15:02More crab when you come back.
15:04Please and thank you.
15:04Don't eat it all.
15:06Ugh.
15:07You okay?
15:08Itchy.
15:09Mmm.
15:10Fancy dinner.
15:11There's fancy table and chairs.
15:12And I'm your fancy dirt limo.
15:14Yeah.
15:21Hello, sir.
15:27Hello.
15:28Hey, how are you?
15:29Well, and yourself?
15:29Good.
15:30Good.
15:30Good.
15:30Is this, uh, Rockin' Grandmas?
15:32Yep.
15:32Yep.
15:32My name's Anthony.
15:33Arnold Goss.
15:34Nice to meet you.
15:35How are you?
15:35Sorry I'm late.
15:37No, you're fine, man.
15:37My GPS is fine.
15:38My GPS isn't working and...
15:39Really?
15:39Yeah.
15:40Wow.
15:40And I don't know if it's a hardware issue or if it's a software issue and I just...
15:44Oop, oop, oop, oop.
15:45Jesus Christ.
15:46I'm so sorry.
15:47How's it, man?
15:48You know, you get rushed and then that type of thing happens.
15:51How's your day going?
15:52It's going all right.
15:53How about yourself?
15:54It sounds like maybe a rough start, but...
15:56A little stressful.
15:57It's all right.
15:58We'll get through it, man.
15:59I appreciate it.
16:00All right.
16:01Cool.
16:06Gorgeous day.
16:06Yeah, it is.
16:08You know, we appreciate you coming out and helping us get through this, I guess, deal.
16:16Hey.
16:16Hello, hello.
16:17This is Arnold Goss, the notary.
16:18Nice to meet you.
16:19I'm Doug.
16:20I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.
16:25Hi.
16:26Um, so we are all set.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Oh, my God.
16:29I, uh...
16:31I left my stamps in the car.
16:32Are we all set?
16:33What?
16:33I left my stamps in the car.
16:35Uh, okay.
16:36We'll...
16:36We'll go get them.
16:37All right.
16:38Um, quick as you can, please.
16:39Pretty important part of the notary.
16:40Yeah.
16:42Um, maybe someone can help him.
16:44Good man.
16:44Yeah, I got you.
16:45Quick as you can, please.
16:46Quick as you can.
16:48This is not, uh...
16:49I'm really good at my job.
16:51No.
16:51But I believe it's...
16:52I believe it, man.
16:53I know you've had a rough day.
16:54Um, and I know they can seem a bit stressful.
16:57But just take a minute, breathe.
16:59Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, okay?
17:01Thank you, thank you.
17:01You're gonna be great.
17:02How long have you been working here?
17:03I'm just a temporary assistant,
17:04but I have learned quickly that the culture of...
17:08the two companies.
17:09Oh, interesting.
17:10Yeah.
17:11The two companies?
17:12Yeah, so the guys in, like, the black suits,
17:14they're creating a partnership.
17:16I don't know exactly what the deal is, but...
17:23Are you kidding me?
17:28Keys in the car?
17:29I think so.
17:31Okay.
17:34It's just, the problem is, is...
17:36when I get these back-to-back calls,
17:37I get in a rush and I throw myself in and...
17:40Yeah.
17:40I apologize.
17:41All good, man.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:42I'll let you go in there and just inform them
17:45and I'll call, I'll talk to Miss Marjorie.
17:47Yeah.
17:47I mean, I know we'll have to call a locksmith.
17:48Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:50I'm gonna run in there and just get started.
17:53So, he left his stamp in the car
17:55and then he locked his keys in the car.
17:57Okay, let's go see what they want to do.
17:59Wait, what?
17:59Don't worry about it.
18:00I will, we'll get a locksmith,
18:02we'll get his car opened,
18:03and it's not a problem.
18:04We'll get this deal done any minute.
18:05I have most of my stuff so we can get started.
18:07Okay, we need the stamp pad.
18:08That's the most important thing.
18:09You know what?
18:10We're gonna get the locksmith.
18:12I'm dispatching one now.
18:13We're gonna take care of that right now.
18:14Oh, okay, well that'll be great.
18:14You know what?
18:14I think it's best we have a little more direct line to efficiency.
18:19Great.
18:19We were supposed to sign this deal an hour and a half ago.
18:21We need to check in with our home office.
18:23We just need to let Lewis know that-
18:25We'll let Janelle know in Lewis' office.
18:25Yes.
18:26Lewis is on waiting.
18:27Okay, well then you know what?
18:27We might need to get on before then.
18:28Why don't you just use the space?
18:31We need to sign this deal today.
18:33100%.
18:33I understand.
18:34We will.
18:35Arnold?
18:36Arnold.
18:37Okay, so you guys are taking-
18:38Oh, you know, can we get some coffees?
18:40Yeah.
18:40Can you order me some coffees?
18:41Come on, pal.
18:41We'll get you some lunch.
18:42I want to make sure.
18:43Come on, buddy.
18:44I appreciate it.
18:44It's just, it's very stressful.
18:46They're rewarding him for screwing up.
18:47Like, what?
18:48We're gonna get you some food, pal.
18:50You having a bad day?
18:51Yeah, I had back-to-backs.
18:52Trust me, you just got lucky.
18:53Your day is about to get better.
18:55What do you think about turf and surf?
18:56Woo!
18:57Oh, I appreciate that.
19:01So, it's like you don't want to make a mistake, and I think I take on some of that stress.
19:05Yeah.
19:05This right here, where we're going, hopefully it can relieve some of that stress that you're
19:09going through.
19:10You got this out for a reason, man.
19:12You got it.
19:12Thanks, man.
19:13Absolutely.
19:13You're making me feel a lot.
19:15Good.
19:15Good.
19:16I'm glad I can do that.
19:19Yeah, all you can eat.
19:21That was good.
19:22Welcome back, my bro.
19:23Glad to be back.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:25Hey, everybody.
19:26This is Arnold.
19:27He's the notary.
19:29Oh, hey.
19:30Yes, excellent.
19:31How are you?
19:32Great, great.
19:33I just got here.
19:33Claire.
19:34What?
19:36Your face.
19:37Oh, my God, Claire.
19:39Oh, my God, Claire.
19:39It's, like, broken out.
19:41I mean, what's going on with you?
19:42Oh, my God, Claire.
19:43Yeah, you're at the highs.
19:45Are you okay?
19:45Yeah, I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish, but I love it so much, it's usually fun.
19:50Oh, my God.
19:50Why did you eat so many?
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52But I just, no, it's, I just have to take a Benadryl.
19:55What?
19:56I have a Benadryl in my car.
19:57You were allergic?
19:58Oh, okay.
19:58But I locked the keys inside.
20:00Wait, you need a Benadryl?
20:01Yeah.
20:02Are you okay?
20:02She's not okay.
20:03I don't know, I'm allergic.
20:05Oh, it's actually, I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.
20:09You need to go get Benadryl.
20:10Go get Benadryl.
20:11Okay.
20:11Well, I don't actually even know if the medic has any, because we got cleaned out last week.
20:14One of the Malibu realtors f***ed a beehive.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17Let's get you something, though.
20:18Yes.
20:19Anthony, do you mind coming down?
20:20I might have to take her to the hospital, and so I just need someone to kind of deal
20:23with the Truca stuff and everything.
20:24Yeah, of course.
20:24Yeah, there's actually something I need to take care of, so I'm gonna go, too.
20:28No, please.
20:29Why are you taking me to the hospital?
20:30You're doing it!
20:30I just want a couple!
20:32I need no way!
20:33Why?
20:34Take care of yourself!
20:35You can't have anything!
20:36Ugh!
20:37Wait, how's she mad at us?
20:39Pfft!
20:43Pfft!
20:43Pfft!
20:44Pfft!
20:44Pfft!
20:45Pfft!
20:48Pfft!
20:48Pfft!
20:56Pfft!
20:57Pfft!
20:57Pfft!
21:00Pfft!
21:00I don't know.
21:01I didn't give you a heads up, Amy, but number one on the list is get all, like, my boxes
21:06from Helen's.
21:08Right.
21:09And to yours.
21:10That's fine.
21:10Like, okay.
21:12Oh!
21:13Cool.
21:13Yeah, man.
21:14We're doing this like you're moving in?
21:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:15That's bold.
21:16Okay now.
21:20Oh.
21:21Thank you, sir.
21:22You got it.
21:22That's a good one.
21:23You as well.
21:24What is this?
21:24Coffee?
21:25Coffee?
21:25Oh.
21:26Yeah, I have to take these to the truth.
21:27All right, I'm gonna come with you.
21:28I gotta, I wanna just say, kind of like a peace offering.
21:32I got the hot applesauce recipe I wanna share with Elizabeth, so.
21:35Okay.
21:36I'll make it quick.
21:37I just need, I need to just say it.
21:39It's all good.
21:39Okay.
21:40Is, uh, the projected ROI.
21:41So that, that would be great.
21:43Um, you know, can you guys just pause the, um.
21:46Oh, uh, Lewis.
21:47Lewis, can you hold it?
21:47Just a minute, Lewis.
21:48We'll just, uh, we'll just pause that for a second.
21:50Elizabeth, can I actually, I just, I wanted to just say I'm sorry for kind of how I've
21:56been and, um, I've actually, we've been cooking up, like, a pretty awesome idea that
22:01I was really excited about.
22:02It's, um, rotten grandma's tropical kick, uh, spicy applesauce.
22:06Uh.
22:07I'm really excited and I want you guys to have it.
22:09And we used our homegrown Manzano peppers as the base for the spice.
22:13Oh.
22:14Okay.
22:14Yeah.
22:16Spicy applesauce.
22:17I'm not sure applesauce is the space we wanna go into.
22:19Love to get rolling here.
22:20Yeah, I know, Lewis, just a sec.
22:22Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?
22:24No.
22:25What?
22:25No, that's just a zoom background.
22:27We're just gonna get back to that.
22:28But thank you.
22:28Thank you so much.
22:29Yeah, no problem.
22:30Sorry about that, Lewis.
22:31Will you just, like, put that away somewhere?
22:33Yeah.
22:34Bro, what the f- what was that about, dog?
22:36Yo, why did they have our pepper farm on the TV screen, dog?
22:39Did you see that?
22:40What?
22:40Yeah.
22:40Come here.
22:46Bro, like, what the f- dog?
22:47Hold on.
22:48No, dog, come up here.
22:49What the f- dude?
22:49Come here, come here.
22:50What the f- man?
22:51Come here, doggy.
22:52That is some valuable real estate, Lewis.
22:55And, you know, we don't need the barn.
22:56We can- we can just manufacture the, uh, invented version of the flavor.
23:02I just wanna make sure I'm clear.
23:03We will sell the farm-
23:04They just said sell the farm, dog.
23:07We're gonna turn it into luxury contos for residences at Mondano Farm.
23:12That's right.
23:13And the ROI on that will be-
23:15I like that we're keeping at-
23:17Yeah, he's got the history of it.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Yeah, yeah.
23:20In terms of the workers, walk me through that.
23:22Well, yeah, okay, so here is our human capital relocation strategy.
23:26I love that we're redistributing them, but why do we still have so many people on payroll here?
23:29What- what is the-
23:30Well, look, here's the thing.
23:31We said we could continue to employ everyone in their current position.
23:36But look, Lewis, if the position, you know, ceases to exist, then we don't have to keep the employees.
23:42So, yes, yes, it's just, you know-
23:46Like, to be clear, like, Womag and the rest of Rockin' Stepsister or whoever doesn't know about this.
23:51Yeah, no, the current CEO, Doug Womag, uh, no, he would not approve of this, so we have to keep
23:55this confidential until after the signing.
23:58When he signs, he has no ability to expect any change here, right?
24:02A change of heart kind of thing?
24:03Exactly.
24:04And look, anyone who doesn't want to relocate, they can just find new jobs.
24:10All right, breathe.
24:11No, .
24:12They just said they're getting rid of 90% of the workforce.
24:15I hear you.
24:15You cannot make a good decision if you're stressing, if you're thinking erratically.
24:19I hear you.
24:20They're not telling my dad, Doug.
24:21I know.
24:22I hear you.
24:22We have to let him know.
24:24I'm with you.
24:24Okay, okay.
24:24I need you to breathe, though.
24:25You cannot make a conscious decision if you're right.
24:27All right, but I need to tell my dad.
24:28Absolutely.
24:29Where is he?
24:29Up in the top of the hill.
24:30Let's go, Doug.
24:31Come on.
24:32They're gonna fire everyone.
24:33They're gonna break up the family.
24:35And they were talking about turning the farm into a residence?
24:39Yeah.
24:39They're just, like, absolving everything?
24:42Yeah.
24:43Ah.
24:45.
24:45I don't believe this shit, dog.
24:48Like, what the .
24:50We all knew it.
24:51Liars.
24:52Them throwing money and all these dinners was confirmation.
24:54Like, all the .
24:55That's what I was thinking.
24:56Them.
24:57They're trying to just buy us and do everything we can so that way we'll just be happy they
25:02did all this for us.
25:03And I'm just like, what?
25:05If they just wanted a partnership, why would they spend all of this money up front just for
25:09a partnership?
25:10At this point, now that I've heard it with my own ears, I can't accept any of their guests.
25:14Right?
25:14Why do you think it's been so hard, dog?
25:15You think, like, I'm not wowed by international superstar Sia?
25:19Of course I am.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Now when we get up there, we need to explain ourselves calmly.
25:23Calmly.
25:24I got you, dog.
25:28Guys!
25:28So cool.
25:29Guys, wait.
25:30So cool.
25:31Like a bird.
25:32Like a bird coming.
25:33Wait, where's my dad?
25:34He went down to sign the contract.
25:36No, no.
25:37You went down?
25:37Wait.
25:38Who the is this guy?
25:39The locksmith.
25:41They told me I could come up here and have some crab.
25:42Is that cool?
25:43What's going on?
25:44He cannot sign it.
25:45He cannot sign it.
25:46I know y'all, it might be hard for y'all to believe, especially with him being so emotionally
25:49attached.
25:50They were in a meeting with somebody.
25:52We walked out and went to the welcome center, but you know, you can hear through the things.
25:56Said they were going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
25:58What?
25:59They're going to sell the pepper farm and turn it into a residence living area.
26:03No.
26:04Doug wouldn't want that.
26:05No.
26:05That's what I'm saying.
26:06You came up here to tell him these things.
26:08Wait.
26:08Wait.
26:09What is happening?
26:10What's happening is we're all going to lose our jobs unless we get down that hill.
26:14We have to stop.
26:14That contract.
26:16Wait.
26:16Let's go.
26:17Oh my God.
26:18Come on.
26:19Go get after him.
26:21Stop him.
26:22You can throw the baseball at his head if you got to.
26:25All right.
26:26Maybe not.
26:27Stop him.
26:28Don't let him sign.
26:30He's not going to believe me, dog.
26:32I got your back.
26:33No one believes me.
26:34I believe you.
26:35You sound like you don't believe in yourself.
26:37I do, but he doesn't.
26:38I will back you.
26:41Okay.
26:42I will back you.
26:44Dad!
26:46Absolutely.
26:47Get up.
26:48Get up.
26:49Get up.
26:50Ah.
26:51Go.
26:52Dude.
26:53Stop it.
26:55You got the date on there.
26:57Okay.
26:57Mr. Doug, here we go.
26:59Doug, this is Doug.
27:00Hold on.
27:00Hold on.
27:01Can I speak with you for just one moment?
27:03It is very important.
27:04You know, we're in a meeting.
27:05Doug, look at me.
27:06I understand.
27:07Please look at me.
27:07I need to talk to you.
27:09Anthony.
27:09Right now.
27:09Anthony.
27:10Okay.
27:10Anthony, I gotta look at Steve.
27:11I need to talk to you right now.
27:13Please, look me in my eyes.
27:14Excuse me.
27:14I am serious, Doug.
27:16I need to talk to you right now.
27:18Okay.
27:18I'm sorry.
27:19That is fine.
27:20No, but I have.
27:21It can wait.
27:22It can wait.
27:22After I talk to you, if this is what you want to do, by all means.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:26Look at me.
27:27Father to father.
27:28I need to talk to you.
27:30No.
27:30Listen.
27:31Excuse me.
27:31I'm sorry.
27:32I'm sorry.
27:33I know that you're new here, but we're doing a signing.
27:36Your words mean nothing to me.
27:37I appreciate everything that you've done.
27:39I'm looking out for the people that have looked out for me.
27:41Doug.
27:41What are you talking about?
27:43What are you talking about?
27:44Doug.
27:44Doug.
27:45We are in a moment, you guys.
27:46We are the dealer.
27:48Doug, Doug.
27:48Look at me.
27:48I'm sorry.
27:50What's going on?
27:50Move your hand.
27:51We're done here?
27:52They're going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
27:55They're going to sell the Manzano pepper farm and make it a residential area.
27:58Oh my God.
28:00Are you kidding me?
28:00With that being said, look, if you want to make that deal, I did my part.
28:04I did my part.
28:05I did my part.
28:06Doug, really?
28:07Just come on.
28:08I delivered the coffee.
28:10He explained an idea that he wanted.
28:13She basically denied it and he was emotional, so I was consoling him.
28:16We walked around to the Welcome Center, where obviously, you know, we can hear.
28:19And they were having this conversation with somebody on the monitor about what they were
28:23going to do as soon as you sign that paperwork.
28:25Once you sign it, you have no control over the things that they're going to do.
28:28They're screwing us.
28:29Doug, I have one question.
28:30I have one question, Doug.
28:32Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:36Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:48We are signing this deal today, okay?
28:52Doug, we have a deal.
28:54We've been here.
28:55We have a deal.
28:55The deal is not done until you sign the paper.
28:57Doug, you have the pen.
28:58You have the pen.
28:59Can I see this?
29:00Look, I'm not going to be disrespectful.
29:01We're going to set it right here.
29:02It's still...
29:03If this is something you're considering, we're going to set it right here.
29:05Just...
29:05All right.
29:05Let's talk it through.
29:06All right.
29:07Talk it through.
29:07Okay.
29:08Okay.
29:09Is what they are saying true?
29:12Doug, this is the moment.
29:13We have a deal.
29:15I mean...
29:15Is what you're saying true?
29:17Yes, 100%.
29:18I go home in two days and I genuinely have no dog in this fight besides I care about y
29:23'all.
29:31Well, then you know what?
29:34This deal is through.
29:36My business with you is through.
29:39What?
29:40I am not signing this.
29:42Doug.
29:42Don't do it.
29:42Any day, any time, ever.
29:45Doug, Doug.
29:46Yeah.
29:46Okay?
29:47We're done.
29:48We're done.
29:50We're your family, Doug.
29:51You are going to hear from my lawyers, okay?
29:53Good.
29:53Are you kidding me?
29:55Good.
29:55This drinking-ing ass place.
29:59Let's go.
29:59This is a mistake.
30:00Now.
30:01Go on.
30:01God damn it.
30:02Get the out of my way.
30:04Get out of here.
30:06Get out of here.
30:09I just...
30:11I love you.
30:12I love you guys.
30:13Anthony.
30:14Sir, sir, sir.
30:15Come on.
30:16Let's go.
30:17Come on.
30:18I still get paid, right?
30:20Let's go!
30:22Yeah!
30:23Let's go!
30:23Everybody, the deal is off.
30:27There is no deal, okay?
30:29I couldn't let him do it.
30:31I couldn't let him do it, bro.
30:32What happened?
30:32Yo.
30:34My brother, man.
30:35My brother.
30:36Always there for y'all.
30:37Oh, my God.
30:38He's trying to get rid of us.
30:39Jesus Christ.
30:40What?
30:40I know.
30:43Oh, my God.
30:45We stopped it.
30:46Thank you, man.
30:47I'm proud of you.
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, we stopped it.
30:48Nice.
30:50I'm going to just sum it up, because it's hard to really explain, like, their actions.
30:53Sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses, they don't really care about
30:57the company.
30:58Yeah!
31:02Yeah!
31:02Yeah!
31:02Yeah!
31:02They're going to say whatever it takes and do whatever it takes, so that way they can
31:06get their claws in and change and morph the company, so that way the employees can become
31:12numbers and not people.
31:14These employees are people.
31:16All right!
31:17All right!
31:18All right!
31:18I talked to my lo-
31:20What do we do now, Doug?
31:21Well, actually, I gotta come on up and take a seat.
31:25All right, let's-
31:26Easy doing what Anthony did.
31:27To run into that room and stop that deal, I mean, that took guts.
31:33You were like David going after Goliath, man.
31:37And this guy slew that giant!
31:41Yes!
31:42Yes!
31:43Seriously!
31:44That's exactly what it was like, you know?
31:47And I'm going to tell you something.
31:49You stopped that deal, even though you had nothing to gain from it.
31:53But you stopped it because you felt that it was the right thing to do for these people.
31:59Yeah.
31:59Yeah.
32:00Huh?
32:00Yeah.
32:01Without any regard for yourself, you came in and you did it.
32:05At the end of the day, the soul of a company isn't about productivity and profit.
32:11It's about the people who make that company.
32:14Now, you came in as a temp.
32:17And here we are at the end of the retreat and you are part of a family.
32:22And you will always be family to us.
32:27Always.
32:27Love you guys.
32:28Love you guys.
32:29The truth is that we have actually hoped that you would bust through that room and stop that
32:35deal since the very first minute you showed up at Rockin' Grandma's.
32:39Really?
32:40I told you that this was my last company retreat.
32:44Yeah.
32:44What I didn't tell you was that this was also my first company retreat.
32:50Because I'm not actually the CEO of Rockin' Grandma's.
32:54Because Rockin' Grandma's is not a real company.
32:58Hold on.
32:58Hold on.
32:58Hold on.
32:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:00Whoa.
33:01Hold on.
33:01Anthony.
33:02Y'all about to mess my brain up.
33:09Come on.
33:09Okay.
33:10Whoever he goes, future?
33:12What?
33:28Whatever is happening.
33:30You're going to be right back.
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