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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:13Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:15We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:21Don't you fucking dare!
00:28Fuck you, DJ!
00:30Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:34Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Don't let Shane mean Mars.
00:37You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone.
00:40At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it.
00:43He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:45For sure.
00:46You know me.
00:48Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:57I'm on. You guys ready?
00:58Yeah, start it.
01:10Oh, easy there.
01:11Oh, hi, TJ.
01:15Sorry, do I know you?
01:17No.
01:18Well, kind of. I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:22TJ! Are you serious right now?
01:25It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:28No, that's not at all.
01:29Leave the poor girl alone.
01:31She's clearly not into it.
01:34Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:37Oh.
01:41Oh, my God.
01:42I am so sorry about him.
01:45He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:48You're Charlotte, right?
01:50Tracy, oh, my God, my best friend!
01:54You look so good.
01:56Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
02:01Leave her alone, Sadie.
02:03You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
02:06Don't worry.
02:07After football season is over, then he's going to put a label on it.
02:12I'll see you at practice.
02:13We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:18Aren't you two friends?
02:19We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:25How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:28You want to come over to my place?
02:30Please, please.
02:32I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:38Okay.
02:39Really?
02:40Yes!
02:45Hello?
02:51Tracy?
02:52Upstairs!
03:13Cory, is that you?
03:17Oh, shit.
03:22You okay?
03:29Two tackles in one day.
03:31You should join the football team.
03:33I'm so sorry.
03:34I'm not.
03:37Well, apart from getting you all sweaty.
03:41You know, if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet,
03:45you wouldn't run into people as often.
03:48Right.
03:49Sorry.
03:50It's okay.
03:52Okay.
03:53I don't need to apologize.
03:55I just want to see your face.
03:58Not so bad, right?
04:04What the fuck is going on?
04:08Calm down.
04:11I was going to say hi.
04:13Okay, great.
04:14Now say bye.
04:17Bye.
04:20Hey, yo, Trace.
04:28Looking fine.
04:30Hey.
04:31So, uh, you ladies doing anything later tonight, or?
04:38Yeah, okay, bet.
04:39Yeah.
04:39Catch you later.
04:40Better look next time.
04:41Man, fuck you.
04:44Dog, I got news.
04:46Huge news.
04:47We got him in the Strike From Above tournament.
04:50Holy shit, dude.
04:51Dude, that's huge.
04:53Right?
04:53Our first pro league.
04:55I mean, the sponsor's going to be knocking down our doors, and it's in person.
04:59So, finally get to meet Mars, man.
05:02I mean, you really think he's going to come out of hiding for this?
05:04Yeah, of course you will.
05:06We've been best friends with the guy for years.
05:07You more than me.
05:09And how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse?
05:12Dude, this time's different, all right?
05:13We'll just...
05:14We'll tell him about the tournament.
05:15He'll be psyched.
05:16Just give him a chance.
05:17I don't want to fuck up the friendship.
05:18I didn't fuck things up when you and I met each other.
05:21And Mars knows that.
05:25All right, whatever the fuck.
05:27We'll do it your way.
05:28But the guy's your best friend.
05:30You text him about it.
05:33All right.
05:34We'll text him.
05:39Just so you know, what you saw with TJ wasn't anything.
05:42No, I know.
05:44My brother is a dipshit.
05:47A smart girl like he was, like, so out of his league.
05:50That's not true.
05:53But thanks.
05:55And then thanks for inviting me over.
05:58And I'll do this a lot.
06:00What?
06:01Girl time?
06:03Friend time.
06:17Oh!
06:20You okay?
06:21Yeah.
06:22Yeah.
06:22I'm...
06:23I'm...
06:24No.
06:24But...
06:26I...
06:27I...
06:28Okay.
06:30Um...
06:31So...
06:32There's this guy that I've been talking to forever.
06:37And...
06:38Well, we've never met in person.
06:40But he wants to.
06:42Tomorrow.
06:43Oh my god, what?
06:46Is he home?
06:47I...
06:48I don't know what he looks like.
06:50We've met online, so I don't know who he is.
06:52I don't even know his real name.
06:54Okay.
06:55Well, you obviously have a crush on this mystery man.
07:00So you should say yes.
07:02Oh my god, girl, why not?
07:06Seriously.
07:07Because he thinks I'm a boy.
07:15I have simply too many questions.
07:21But first things first.
07:25We need to get you ready for this meet cue.
07:31First option.
07:34Go on.
07:35I kind of like this one.
07:37No, absolutely not.
07:41No.
07:43Absolutely not.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:45Yes!
07:45No.
07:46Trust me.
07:46See the vision.
07:48You look incredible.
07:53Very revealing.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:17You look beautiful.
08:19No.
08:20No.
08:21No.
08:24No.
08:26No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:38Wow, Tracy, you took your new dog to the groomers.
08:41Would you guys order the try-hard special?
08:43No.
08:46I don't think I can do this.
08:48To hell with Sadie.
08:50Of course you can.
08:51Now go get your mystery man.
08:54No.
08:58No.
09:14TJ?
09:18Hey.
09:20Hey.
09:21Charlotte, what are you doing here? Is Tracy with you?
09:26Yeah, yeah, Tracy sent me to tell you that we're going to be studying at your house after school.
09:33Okay.
09:34Yeah, so that's the message.
09:38I'm just going to go.
09:43Hey, wait.
09:46You dropped your phone.
09:49By the way, you look.
09:51Sorry, I'm late.
09:51Did he show?
09:53Did who show?
09:54Mars.
10:01Sorry, guys. Went home sick.
10:03Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
10:20Okay.
10:21Spill.
10:22How's your day with the mystery man?
10:25Um, it didn't really happen.
10:30What?
10:33Stop eavesdropping, perv.
10:36I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:38I told you.
10:40He's never going to show.
10:42We should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:44We're not a duo.
10:45Corey, we're a team.
10:47He would have showed up if he knew it was at stake.
10:54What are you doing?
10:55I'm just going to tell him about the tournament.
10:57And if he doesn't want to meet up then, we'll go from there.
11:36Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:51Mars.
11:57Yeah.
11:58I have an extra phone charger.
12:01It's inside.
12:10I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by, you're a girl?
12:16And since when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:22Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but...
12:25Wait, is this whole thing just some evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:31Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:34What?
12:34You know, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:44I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:57Do you hate me?
13:00No.
13:02No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:11Bring it in, man.
13:18Am I interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27We were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:50Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name and now we're friends.
14:03You're in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister?
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:19Oh, I saw you.
14:23Hiding in the corner.
14:28I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:29I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:36Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:40I've got to be home for dinner.
14:55Mars, are you there?
14:58Mars, are you there?
15:02Mars.
15:05Voice changer enabled.
15:07Mars!
15:09Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13I went to a party.
15:15Cops shut it down.
15:15Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:22I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you want to know who we are?
15:28I want to know who you are.
15:34Well, maybe we've already met.
15:40Dude, no way.
15:43I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:57Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
16:03Athletic.
16:05Confident.
16:06Getting hotter.
16:08Hot for sure.
16:10Nice body.
16:11Nice smile.
16:12Oh, what the fuck?
16:18Mars, are you...
16:19Are you attracted to guys?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:26I'm gay.
16:28Oh, dude.
16:29Is that why you didn't show?
16:32Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:35Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:37Thanks, Jupiter.
16:38Yeah, man, of course.
16:40That's awesome.
16:41You, uh...
16:43crushing on any guys at school?
16:44I can help.
16:46I'm chill with the drama club.
16:47There's lots of...
16:50cute guys in there.
16:51Oh, thank you.
16:53Um...
16:53But I'm good.
16:55I promise.
16:59So how was this party?
17:01Well, it was...
17:03weird.
17:05I was trying to have a good time, but feeling...
17:07fucking...
17:08lame.
17:10And then I realized that...
17:14there was someone I wanted to be there.
17:18And she wasn't.
17:21You were missing...
17:24a girl?
17:27Yeah.
17:29She's different from...
17:31the ones I usually go for.
17:34She's quiet.
17:36Shy.
17:39I just...
17:41makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:43And I just...
17:45want to get her to let me in.
17:48What you should do is get some sleep.
17:54Yeah, you're probably right.
17:56Good night, Jupiter.
17:57Hey, wait.
17:57Uh, before you go...
18:00You know...
18:01Tracy and...
18:03TJ?
18:03They're not great.
18:07They're having a party tomorrow night, and, uh...
18:09Neptune and I are going.
18:12You should come.
18:13We can...
18:14can run that meet-up again.
18:20I'll see what I can do.
18:23Alright.
18:38Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:42I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:45No, I'm...
18:46I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:49Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:50Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:52If this crush doesn't work out,
18:54you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
19:03Okay.
19:05Almost.
19:05Any guy?
19:07One that is actually worth your time.
19:11Don't forget.
19:12Party planning at my place after school,
19:14and we will try to steer clear
19:15of my manwhore brother.
19:37Hey, Charlotte.
19:39You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:45She's not here.
19:46Practice is running long.
19:49Oh, um, I can wait.
19:53I guess.
20:01What are we playing?
20:04Strike from above?
20:06You game?
20:08I dabble.
20:12You want to come dabble upstairs?
20:20Play around with me.
20:25Come on.
20:41you okay yeah it's just i usually play on my computer yeah same here but uh this setup's
20:50better for co-op so so what do you say we uh run some duos and see what we're like
20:56as a team
20:59or we could do player versus player pvp i like your style but we should raise the stakes
21:10raise the stakes yeah the winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing
21:20nothing off limits
21:28you overthink a lot don't you you've always been like that
21:34i thought you could only ask a question if you win
21:40all right bye
21:47i think i'm gonna go with her
21:55don't stop
22:03you should have parried there
22:21yes wait what holy shit you beat me
22:31no hey maybe it's easier on the tv
22:35no way no i've only seen one other player pull that move
22:42i learned it on reddit
22:48okay then i guess you beat me fair and square so what's your question
22:56um
22:58do you have a celebrity crush come on those softballs you gotta have a better one than that
23:08what
23:10we've gone to school together for years tj just because you don't know anything about
23:14me doesn't mean i'm clueless about you ouch i guess i deserve it though
23:26i wish i had talked to you sooner
23:33so tell me what do you really want to know
23:41go on and ask me
23:46do you have a crush on someone at our school yes
23:54ask me another
23:57who is she
24:01well that should be obvious
24:05i'm not very good at hiding
24:15those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
24:23oh tj why are your sex lights on they're not my um that's not what i was oh my god
24:29jacy
24:29uh sharp why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight i will be
24:33right there yeah yeah okay are you all right oh yeah it's just a bruised ass i'll be fine
24:49you can literally go for any other girl why are you only thirsty over my friends
24:54historically because it pisses you off
24:57but this is different okay so that's
25:00what's it then you're admitting to liking charlotte
25:07what would you say if i was
25:11all i'm gonna say is i don't think she's interested
25:15is there someone else
25:18oh come on trace you don't have to tell me who
25:21just tell me if i'm wasting my time
25:24she's texting another guy
25:29fine then you have nothing to worry about right
25:32so remember that when she sleeps over tonight relax charlotte and i are just friends
25:39nothing more
26:00oh my god charlotte oh finally you look amazing
26:06happy official birthday thank you you need a drink
26:15who are you texting mars you said he might show up oh eddie now
26:22what are you guys talking about
26:41oh my god did you guys all just see that look at this little virgin she thinks tj's
26:46fuck me eyes are for her when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh what are you guys
26:51talking about oh uh we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
26:56maybe play something in the bottle but you can just watch virgin she can play stop being a
27:03bitch at my party sadie yeah i'm playing charlotte plays
27:14okay so i'm gonna spin to see who goes first and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
27:19obviously siblings can't kiss that's fucking gross but everyone else is fair game
27:25don't chicken out prude
27:32you know first big guy
27:39oh wow nice you ready for this just kiss me weirdo
27:47oh god wow
27:56disgusting okay let's keep this moving tj it's your turn
28:06it's me no it's in the middle doesn't that mean that tj gets to pick
28:23it's in the middle doesn't that mean that tj gets to pick
28:24wow it's her first kiss
28:31can i kiss you
28:32can i kiss you
28:34can i kiss you
28:34can i kiss you
28:35can i kiss you
28:35can i kiss you
28:50can i kiss you
29:16tj what the hell was that
29:22nothing it's just a game
29:25okay monopoly is a game that was like softcore porn
29:31charlotte
29:41i'm gonna be right back
30:00i'm gonna be right back
30:12i don't know what to say
30:14i don't know what to say
30:15just be honest with me
30:18do you have feelings for my brother
30:23i don't know what to say
30:23i'm so sorry tracy i didn't mean for this to happen
30:32charlotte you're literally still texting mystery man
30:34it's not what you think
30:36it's not what you think
30:36he'd take it from me
30:38there's nothing my brother hates more than a liar
30:44did something happen
30:48our dad cheated on our mom
30:52she kicked him out but she still hasn't recovered
31:00neither is tj
31:03so when it comes to lying and sneaking around
31:07he doesn't forgive
31:10so if you really are into my brother
31:13you need to drop mystery man
31:26got you now two-timing virgin skank
31:33hey
31:34i know what you're gonna say and i'm working on telling you
31:38i was actually gonna ask if uh tracy would tell anything about me but
31:41i mean yeah dude what the
31:43fuck like especially after that kiss
31:46it's not all right bro
31:47okay well how would you tell him
31:49i could just do it
31:51do you want to wait until the tournament and just
31:53fuck up his game
31:53no of course not
31:55because that would fuck up the friendship too
31:56you know that
31:59yeah well i'm also worried about tracy
32:02it's not just you and tj anymore
32:03he's my best friend's brother
32:07look i know there is a lot on your plate
32:10but if you don't tell tj
32:14i'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo
32:18what look i'm sorry dude
32:20but if you can't even be honest with your teammates
32:23you can't be on the team
32:29bye guys have a good night
32:52a little bit of a little bit of a deal
33:11i can't wait no a half
33:15TJ, what are you doing here?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone. Is yours in here?
33:20My phone? It's in Tracy's room.
33:32Okay, you can turn around.
33:35Why did you just barge in here?
33:39Earlier. Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on, you can tell me.
33:48Can I? I thought it was just a game to you.
33:51Yeah, well, I lied.
33:54My sister was right there.
33:59It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
34:03Not to me.
34:07And that kiss
34:10made me realize that
34:14all of your firsts
34:17don't want them to be with me.
34:25We shouldn't do this right now.
34:27It's late, okay? We should go to bed.
34:35Hello?
34:45Let me guess.
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:56Guess you're stuck with me.
35:05TJ, we should really discuss
35:13sleeping arrangements.
35:15That one's easy.
35:17I have a bed.
35:18We both fit in it.
35:20I'm soft.
35:25Don't you want to share a bed with me?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm going to go sleep on the couch.
35:43You don't have to do that.
35:43I can sleep on the couch.
35:44Charlotte.
35:46I'm trying to be shiver with you.
35:49But I want you.
35:55I want you to stay.
36:01Okay.
36:04I'll stay with you.
36:06I'll stay with you.
36:21I want you to get so into video games.
36:24Would you ask a boy that question?
36:26Come on.
36:29Okay.
36:33Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
36:38Someone braver.
36:42Making friends was harder for me than most people.
36:47I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:48There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:56The moment I laid eyes on you,
37:00I felt like I knew you.
37:04I can't explain it.
37:05It's like you weren't starting from the beginning.
37:11We were already close.
37:14You're someone I know
37:15I can trust completely.
37:17DJ, I just...
37:19I really want to kiss you right now.
37:28Okay.
37:29Okay.
37:46Sorry.
37:47I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:49No.
37:50No, it's not that.
37:52It's...
37:56It's just it's never felt like that before.
38:00Like what?
38:04Like I'm going to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
38:13Can I just hold you?
38:17Yeah.
38:18Yeah.
38:18Yeah.
38:33Yeah.
38:42You know what I'm doing?
39:21Here, our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament. TJ designed it. You wanted it to
39:27be a surprise for you.
39:29Actually, I'm going to tell him right now, as soon as he gets here.
39:36Good. Proud of you, dog.
39:38I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:43Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:49What's wrong with you?
39:51Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:54Here's your phone, Char.
39:55Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:58Tracy.
39:59Jupiter? Is that like a nickname? That's kinky.
40:02Wait, Jupiter? Like TJ's video game character?
40:07What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:10Another tackle?
40:11Third time's the charm.
40:17Why is everyone by my locker?
40:19Oh my god, it's you.
40:21You're Jupiter.
40:24The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:30Charlotte.
40:34You're Mars?
40:37Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:43You're a catfish.
40:45Charlotte, is that true?
40:48No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:49I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:52And then you just kept lying to me.
40:53I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:56Right now.
40:57That's why I was at your locker.
40:58Cora can back me up.
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:12So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know.
41:51He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:58It's bad enough.
41:59That I like your brother.
42:02And then lied to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too.
42:08When you were nothing but nice to me.
42:13And so, I just wanted to apologize.
42:19Even if you still hate me.
42:29Wait.
42:36I don't hate you.
42:39But I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you are the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know it seems like the world is over.
43:10But you can fix this.
43:31Voice changer disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:43I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:49Just please, let me explain.
43:57When we first met years ago.
44:01I didn't have any friends.
44:05The only thing that I was good at was video games.
44:08But when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:14And so, I started using a voice changer.
44:19And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless.
44:28And it was until it wasn't.
44:38I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:46And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:51And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now
45:10is to get my best friend back.
45:24I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:27And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:35Please.
45:38Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:17Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:25It's okay.
46:27The only pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:30Oh, come here, you big doofus.
46:35What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:39I didn't like it.
46:41Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:46You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:22Last night you were about to say something.
47:25Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:28What was it?
47:29It doesn't matter.
47:30I think it does.
47:35Why?
47:42Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:46But losing my best friend...
47:51That almost killed me.
47:56Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:59That I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you.
48:12All of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:24I love you, too.
48:41You ready to win this tournament?
48:43You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah.
48:55Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
48:59I'm playing.
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