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00:04Welcome to the Manor House. The ultimate setting for a reality game show, like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Topplegoats.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstammer.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Alright, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:50I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:54Yeah!
00:56Oh!
00:57Oh!
00:58Oh!
00:59Oh!
01:00Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get home!
01:23Don't get home!
01:24Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:27Oh!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured!
01:32Don't get home!
01:33Let's call some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:53Mind games!
01:55Oh my God!
01:56And mayhem!
01:57I look like Shrek!
02:00Get your ball and just sit!
02:02Go away!
02:03Go away!
02:04Go away!
02:05This is celebrity Sabotage.
02:12Wow!
02:13Look at this!
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the Manor House.
02:21It's got a good foyer!
02:23Wow!
02:24Wow!
02:25It's got a library!
02:28Of course the bookcase opens…
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ
02:43Say from here our celebrities have everything they need to watch plot and sabotage the fake TV shows
02:50Including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages
02:55Wow
02:57This is great and we can talk to each other as well
03:01GK
03:02Hello sir
03:03I got it! Yes!
03:04I got it!
03:05What about this button?
03:06You're just going to press this button
03:07It's the door!
03:09I'm stopping it
03:10That is so cool
03:12Yes, go on Judy you can get under that
03:15Don't press it now, don't press it, don't press it
03:17Oh my god
03:19Oh my god
03:20Oh my god
03:22I thought we were going to kill Judy Love
03:24Hold Judy out
03:25Hold Judy out
03:28I thought we'd kill the loose woman
03:30Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team
03:34HQ alert
03:37Celebrities
03:37Welcome to The Manor House
03:40And to your top secret Mission HQ
03:42Thank you for having us, it's an absolute pleasure
03:44Love what you've done with the place
03:45Are you ready to play celebrity sabotage?
03:47Yes
03:47More than you would ever know
03:49Come on
03:50There is only one rule
03:51Do not get caught
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game
03:58Oh no
03:59Oh my god
04:00Oh my god
04:01So guys, we cannot get caught
04:02We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together
04:10Yes
04:12Oh
04:12I love one of these
04:14Three, two, one
04:15Sabotage
04:16Celebrities
04:17Oh guys
04:18Oh
04:19Celebrities' sabotage is a five player game
04:22What?
04:23We're only four
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur
04:26Oh
04:27Yes
04:27Yes
04:29Oh my god
04:29Who's it gonna be?
04:31Let's go
04:34Oh
04:36Oh
04:36Let's go
04:39What an absolute honour
04:41Oh stop it
04:42I can't believe it
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ
04:45Come on around
04:45I'll do my best, okay
04:48You're already looking credible in the garb
04:50But I can't run
04:51Let me show you this
04:53So we are under here
04:55Right, this is the garage
04:56Right
04:56Okay
04:56Dead
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02HQ alert
05:03Oh
05:05Celebrities
05:05Now that Joe Brand is here
05:07Your team is complete
05:09Yay
05:09Six business savvy contestants are on their way
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show
05:18Called The Applicant
05:19Oh yes
05:20Which is of course
05:21Completely fake
05:23They're gonna be so serious
05:24And catty maybe as well
05:26Yeah
05:26Oh look at him
05:30Wow look at that slow walk
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up and I know I've got what it
05:39takes to succeed
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel
05:42She looks like she just won the Masters
05:44Yeah
05:45I love working in the corporate world
05:47I am the corporate queen
05:49I am fiery
05:50And I don't take any crap from anyone
05:52You've heard it 24-7
05:54I'll wait 24-8
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour
05:58What?
05:59Jake looks quite young
06:00Jake is young
06:01Yeah
06:01Jake is super young
06:02I'm very competitive
06:04I always want to come out on top
06:05But I have to do things the right way
06:07And always do things by the book
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business
06:12Yeah
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Lesson
06:18Yeah, you could do it
06:19Yeah
06:19Yeah
06:21I'm a natural born leader
06:22Failure is not an option
06:24Look at Josh
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like
06:26Yeah, I'm coming for this money
06:27I'm not here to take part
06:29I'm here to win
06:30I'm not the applicant
06:32I'm the applicant
06:34They all look like serious business professionals
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could look business
06:44Oh, the driver's coming round!
06:47The suspense!
06:49It's proper
06:52Look at that, such a cool way to rock up
06:54Who's he gonna be?
06:56It's Sir Alan
07:02Yes!
07:04Oh look at their faces
07:05Sarah Davies
07:06Good morning everyone
07:08Morning
07:09How are you all feeling?
07:11Excited
07:12Good
07:13Emma, Emma, Emma's really happy
07:16Look at Emma's face
07:16She's so happy she's crying
07:19Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen
07:23Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun
07:26Good luck, Sarah
07:27Welcome to the applicant
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision
07:43As will we
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this
07:48The coveted golden briefcase
07:52Who takes that title is up to me
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you
07:59Mission alert
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission
08:06Okay
08:07Sarah GK
08:08Oh
08:09Yeah
08:10The young ones
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them
08:17Oh my days
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs
08:25Oh no, that's a lot of money to start with
08:28It's a lot of money
08:29And remember, don't get caught
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:33Well, we're in the countryside
08:34Yeah, yeah, mate
08:35How are we gonna do this?
08:37Oh, look at that door
08:38Oh my god
08:39There's a whole other room
08:40Door's open
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:42Try the yoghurt
08:43Ah
08:45We've got it
08:45We've got it
08:47I think you should test that
08:48Just don't get the hair
08:50Hi
08:50Yeah, that's the one
08:52There we go
08:52There we go
08:53This is
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59Guys, Sarah is like still out there speaking for the content
09:03Oh, let's go
09:08I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school
09:11I know
09:11I know
09:12They're just out there
09:13They're just out there
09:13Oh my god
09:14They're so slippery
09:14They're so slippery
09:15If you can hear us
09:17Touch your bum
09:20Yes
09:20Yes
09:21Jake
09:22Hello
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition
09:26Do you think that's strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please
09:31I hate heights
09:32That's not even heights
09:33I hate heights
09:34Oh, I see you on the roof
09:36I see you on the roof
09:36Where?
09:37Where?
09:37Can you see them there?
09:39We can see you, we can see you
09:40Just remember to stay low
09:42Oh, is it slipping?
09:43Can you guys see the Africans?
09:46Oh my gosh
09:47Oh my gosh
09:48Oh my gosh
10:13Let's both do it
10:14One more biggie
10:15High and long
10:16High and long, babe
10:23We need to play as a team
10:26Jake
10:27Jake's lucky
10:27Get down
10:28Get down
10:29I threw the spoon
10:30I threw the spoon
10:32You threw the spoon
10:33You threw the spoon
10:34You threw the spoon
10:43I threw the spoon
10:44I threw the spoon
10:47I threw the spoon
10:48I threw the spoon
10:48How is this all hitting them?
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I definitely got the gift of the gaff
10:54You should god damn hand
10:55Yeah, go hand
11:00And finally Mel
11:03How are you going to take the win?
11:05Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop
11:06He's turned round
11:06Someone's looking
11:14I franchise preschool classes
11:16Jake
11:17Oh, you might have got him
11:18He might have got him
11:19He's looking round
11:20We did it
11:22Were you worried?
11:23He's got bad piled
11:24Did it go on you?
11:26He just got on my shoe
11:26I just got on my shoe
11:27That's good luck
11:27That's good luck
11:28Wait, he's on his shoe
11:29He's on his shoe
11:30Yes
11:33Yay
11:34Yay
11:35Yes, guys, but stay low, stay low.
11:38That is good luck.
11:39A baby wipe will do.
11:41It just keeps splattering.
11:43Look, can you see all that?
11:45Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:47Look how close it got to us.
11:49I don't know where it is.
11:50Look, it keeps splatting.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53But what must they be thinking?
11:55Someone's given this pigeon some laxatives.
12:01We've won them a grand.
12:02Come back to HQ.
12:03You've done excellently well.
12:05And bring the yoghurt, because I actually fancy a bit of muesli.
12:09It was like a bird pooing.
12:11I didn't see a bird in the sky, so God knows where it was.
12:14Literally landed on the shoe.
12:16Whoa!
12:18The birds are back.
12:19We did it.
12:20You did it.
12:20You got it on his shoe.
12:21You got it on his shoe.
12:22Don't touch me.
12:23Right, it's time for your first task.
12:26And for this, you will be split into two teams.
12:30Chris, Emma and Josh, you will be Team Blue Vision.
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel, you will be Team Power.
12:36For your first task, I want you to create a marketing video for this location.
12:43To pitch it as a premium wedding venue, you need to plan, shoot and star in your video.
12:51Oh, I ain't like this.
12:54Good luck, everyone.
12:55Off you go into the manor.
12:56They're going in.
12:57Good luck, applicants.
12:58Look, they're right by us.
12:59Where?
13:00Oh, my God, they're right next to us.
13:01Shut up.
13:02Sorry.
13:04Fingers on lips.
13:06Wow.
13:07How nice is that?
13:09Well done, sorry.
13:10You are absolutely amazing.
13:12Someone chucked something down here.
13:13Oh, that was a spoon.
13:15You're a spoon, man.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what?
13:21You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch.
13:23Well, lucky me.
13:25Lucky me.
13:26With the first task set, the applicants start planning their marketing videos.
13:31So, we've got the games, we've got the welcome drinks, we've got the flower arch.
13:34One more thing in the barn.
13:36We can talk about the champagne tower.
13:38You know what?
13:38We're looking at the teams.
13:39I was very much Team Blue Vision.
13:41I do like the way Team Power are really enthusiastic.
13:45You forget, Judy, this is not a real show.
13:47Yeah, no.
13:48None of it matters.
13:49It doesn't matter which team is better, because we've just got to get them sabotaged.
13:53And now they let go for them.
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go.
13:59Celebrities, it's time for your next sabotage missions, which will happen at the same time.
14:04We've got a double.
14:06Judy.
14:06Judy.
14:07You must collapse the champagne tower whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn.
14:13I love this.
14:14I love this.
14:16Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:18Joe and Joe.
14:21What?
14:21Disguised as the grounds gardeners, you must disrupt Team Power's filming, causing them
14:27to stop recording.
14:28Each sabotage is worth £3,000, making a total of £6,000 up for grabs.
14:35Yes!
14:36Joe, you've got this.
14:38You have got this.
14:40We're both going to be gardeners.
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:45Time to get shooting.
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot.
14:48Absolutely stunning.
14:50Isn't it?
14:51The celebrities suit up for sabotage.
14:57Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Let's go.
15:02Come on.
15:03Come on.
15:04Right, guys.
15:04You are on your way.
15:07Let's get cracking.
15:09Let's go.
15:11Let's go.
15:12Go, go, Joe.
15:15Stop right here.
15:16Stop right here.
15:21Right, Judy.
15:23You need to spot the champagne tower.
15:25Okay.
15:27Wow.
15:28It's beautiful.
15:29Jude.
15:30Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:32They are coming to you.
15:34I found it, guys.
15:35I found it.
15:36Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:38Right.
15:38Thank you, Sam.
15:39Sorry.
15:40I think I can pull it from behind, right?
15:43Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that would destroy it.
15:47This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
16:12Oh, God.
16:14Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away.
16:19Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:21Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, God.
16:24I think I found something.
16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing there.
16:27Right, I've got this.
16:28I've got this.
16:29It's gorgeous.
16:30Those beams are incredible.
16:31Give it a pull.
16:33It's going to be difficult.
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Oh, no, there's too far.
16:40Too far.
16:40Too far.
16:41You need to go back under.
16:42Too far.
16:43You've got the champagne tower.
16:44Oh, the champagne tower.
16:46Yeah.
16:46By the tower.
16:48Oh, my God.
16:51No, no, no, no.
16:53Oh, God.
16:53I thought she was going to do it.
16:55Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:57Yeah.
16:57You have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom.
17:00Yeah, that's it.
17:00Exactly.
17:01Judy, don't even breathe.
17:04Oh, God.
17:05Judy, they started.
17:05Judy, they started.
17:06I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:07And then I'll start.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:09OK.
17:10Oh, God.
17:11We're going to tell you when to go.
17:13Stand by.
17:14I can't breathe.
17:15I was so nervous.
17:16I can't breathe.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:17Yeah, I'll try not get over your lovely wedding.
17:19Don't take my eye out.
17:20He's opening the bottle.
17:21He's opening the bottle.
17:22So after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature of
17:27this venue.
17:28Hold on.
17:29I'm so nervous.
17:31So this is the champagne tower.
17:33Keep holding.
17:35Stunning.
17:36And it's a bit different.
17:38Hold on.
17:39Oh, God.
17:39Hold on.
17:40So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:43He's popping the bottle.
17:44Oh!
18:03Oh, my God.
18:05Yes.
18:05Go on.
18:06Get out of there.
18:07Get out of there.
18:08Run.
18:10What did you do?
18:11I literally just touched it.
18:12Yeah, you barely even touched it.
18:13Yeah.
18:13I held it so that it wouldn't fall off.
18:16Get back to HQ.
18:17Run!
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21I just literally touched it.
18:23I didn't...
18:23No, no.
18:23You just touched the top.
18:24I saw it.
18:26This has been awful.
18:29The whole champagne tower fell on my feet.
18:33The whole thing.
18:34I touched the top of it very, very lightly, and the whole thing came down.
18:40While a confused Team Blue Vision lick their Prosecco-covered wounds, Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt Team
18:47Powers' filming.
18:49Right, come on, guys.
18:50Get in there for another three grand.
18:52Go up here.
18:53Go on the right of this bush.
18:54Park there.
18:55OK.
18:57So we're starting from here, shooting in this direction with us saying, and look where we are now in the
19:02beautiful ground.
19:03Action.
19:04Here we go.
19:04This is it.
19:05Get your tools out and just have it large now.
19:07Just turn them on.
19:08Turn them on, Joe.
19:09Turn them on.
19:13Beanbag throw-in for the kids and also the adults.
19:18Get in the back of their shot.
19:22Oh!
19:23She's really going for it.
19:26She's way too in.
19:31Oh, no, no, Joel, go and get you.
19:33I'm not, I'm not.
19:36What the hell?
19:36She's got the road.
19:42Why are they not stopping it, even though there is, like, industrial noise in the back?
19:47Oh, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:49Yeah, yeah, give me two.
19:50Give me two.
19:51When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:55Oh, my Lord.
19:56What is it all for?
20:03Do they really need to do that now, am I?
20:07Ah!
20:08Why, wait, this is a little faster?
20:12OK, stop.
20:14They've absolutely smashed that.
20:16Oh, guys, I'm disrupting.
20:17Well done.
20:20Is that Joe singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden.
20:26Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:29The hell was that?
20:32Yes, Joe!
20:34It did so well.
20:37Guys.
20:38Oh, that was so good.
20:40Well done, mate.
20:42It just plowed through the middle of it.
20:44Joe doesn't give a damn.
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognized.
20:48Just walk it through.
20:49So good.
20:49Go get Joe.
20:50Go get Joe.
20:51And I was like, well, my God, I can't believe she's over there.
20:54What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way.
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some work.
21:00One of us filming.
21:00The thing that's cost, it's all gone well.
21:02Obviously, we'll see how it turns out.
21:07Mission alert.
21:08Oh!
21:09It's time for your next sabotage mission.
21:12Sam, disguised in a suit of armor, you must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17for an empty one, so they lose all their footage.
21:21This mission is worth £4,000.
21:25That's big.
21:25Remember, don't get caught.
21:28That's hard.
21:29That's hard.
21:30I can't stay still.
21:31Bad, bad choice.
21:34Welcome to the Manor House main lake.
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge.
21:38Sam, you've got to be so careful, because they're all around the building.
21:42This floor is so slippery.
21:44It does look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing with a suit of armor right now.
21:46Yeah.
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:49More than.
21:50Confident?
21:51Yeah.
21:51Team Power.
21:53Come on, Sam.
21:58Oh!
22:00Oh, wow.
22:02Quiet, quiet, Sam.
22:03Quiet, babe.
22:04Pun intended suits you.
22:06Hey!
22:08They're coming, quickly.
22:10Put your headgear down.
22:13Back to the blue room.
22:15Oh, they're coming.
22:16They're coming.
22:16Put your visor down.
22:19And they are about to come in.
22:22Louise is walking in.
22:23Flick your head forward.
22:26Oh, I'm nervous.
22:26Let's grab what we need.
22:28Leave the camera.
22:30They're in the room.
22:31They're in the room.
22:32Pop that down.
22:33We'll grab a fresh one.
22:35Oh, my God.
22:36Mel is right there.
22:38And then we'll go down the corridor.
22:39And we're going down.
22:39Yeah.
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there for you to steal the memory card.
22:46Sam is doing so well standing still.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:50This is the longest.
22:51He's ever.
22:52Doing a great job, man.
22:53Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Pop that down, Dom.
22:56You don't need that.
22:56Still walking round with her.
22:58They've left their camera.
23:00They've left their camera out and they're leaving.
23:01Just wait.
23:02Not yet.
23:02Not yet.
23:03Wait.
23:03Here we go.
23:05That was amazing.
23:06Josh looked right at me.
23:08Sam, they are out of the room.
23:10Go, go, go, go, go.
23:11Nice.
23:12Nice.
23:12Shut the door.
23:14Be really quiet.
23:15I'm trying.
23:16Now get the memory card.
23:18Go get the memory card now.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:21This is very tense.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:23I'm so nervous.
23:25Where's the memory?
23:25Oh, yes.
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera.
23:31Yes.
23:32Yes.
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram.
23:36He knows where the hole is, where the memory card goes.
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:39You need to replace it.
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table,
23:43possibly in that little see-through bag.
23:47Oh, my God.
23:48Oh.
23:53Keep quiet.
23:54The group's outside,
23:55and they might need to come in for anything,
23:57so just be careful.
23:58After a final debrief with her team,
24:00Mel goes to collect their footage
24:02to take to the fake show's editor
24:04to brief him on their creative vision.
24:06She's coming.
24:07She's...
24:07Guys, she's coming.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09Mel's coming back.
24:10We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:13Ah!
24:14Oh, she's there.
24:15Get that memory card in that camera.
24:18Sam, she's coming back.
24:19Oh, this is intense.
24:21That's it.
24:22Yeah!
24:23Get back in position.
24:24Get a glove on, guys.
24:26Sam, put your face down!
24:40Go and get it.
24:42Hurry on.
24:42Mel's coming back.
24:43We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:47Sam, put your face down!
24:54Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
24:56Sam, do not move a muscle.
25:00I keep right there.
25:01That's mental.
25:02Jesus.
25:03What's she checking?
25:04What's she checking?
25:05What's she checking?
25:10Oh, my God.
25:12Oh, Mel.
25:13Mel, please.
25:14You don't know which switch it is.
25:15Just take the whole thing on the tripod.
25:16Take the whole thing, Mel.
25:20She's taking forever.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:24Come on.
25:26Why is this going on for so long?
25:28I've never seen anything like it.
25:29Just take the whole thing.
25:31Just take the whole thing.
25:33Just take the whole thing.
25:36Just take the whole thing.
25:36Just take the whole thing.
25:38Take the whole thing.
25:42She's actually got the memory.
25:43She's got the card.
25:44Oh, my God, she's taking the card.
25:45Oh, my God, and she's going to check it now.
25:47She's taking the card.
25:48She's taking the card.
25:49Oh, my God.
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52She's only gone next door.
25:54Be quiet.
25:54Be quiet.
25:55Be quiet.
25:55They're just about to find out that it's empty.
25:57Oh, my God.
25:58Let's hear what they say.
25:58Here is our memory stick.
26:00Fantastic.
26:01So, what ideas have you got for your video?
26:04It starts off at the front of the manor house, then we're going to move it in as if it
26:09was following the order of a natural wedding.
26:12Can I just stop you there?
26:14Is this definitely the right card?
26:17And I'm going to make the assumption that it is.
26:20Oh, my God.
26:20I feel sick.
26:21So, the media should all be in this folder here.
26:28As you can see, there is nothing there.
26:31That means we've got no footage.
26:34Look at her face.
26:35Look at her face.
26:36She's fuming.
26:37Did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you?
26:40Yeah, I'm sure.
26:42This card is blank.
26:44You're joking.
26:44I'm really sorry.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:47This card is empty and I can't work with it.
26:52Sam, she's mortified.
26:55But remember.
26:56She'll be all right about this tomorrow.
26:58When we win her some money, she's going to love it.
27:00She'll be fine.
27:01Right, I'll go and tell the guy.
27:05She's coming back, Sam.
27:07I don't know what we're going to do.
27:09Straight back to HQ, buddy.
27:10Anyway, thank you.
27:13Straight through the bookcase.
27:16Let's go, let's go.
27:18Hurry up, Sam.
27:20Oh, my God.
27:24I can hear some metal coming in.
27:27Yeah!
27:28Come on!
27:30Come on, let's see with our husband.
27:32Ow, it's done.
27:33Yes, mate.
27:34Okay.
27:35I don't know if I'm being stitched off.
27:38Oh, stitched up.
27:40Uh-oh.
27:42Um.
27:44Hello, love.
27:45I don't quite know how to tell you this.
27:47She's fuming, look.
27:48It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today.
27:52You're joking me.
27:53I don't understand.
27:53We've been pressing the buttons all day.
27:55We've done this to the most suspicious group.
27:57Are you pranking us?
27:58You actually did?
27:59I swear to God.
28:00I swear.
28:02That's impossible.
28:04No.
28:04It feels bad now, but we have just won them loads of money.
28:08Yeah.
28:09This is it.
28:10That's impossible.
28:10I would have thought to, but we looked at it.
28:13I'm sure I saw the red light.
28:15Yeah, I've seen the red light.
28:15I have seen the red light.
28:17Oh, it's just...
28:18Oh, it's wrenching.
28:20I pressed the button, a little dot came up with RAC, like record.
28:24I really don't know what's going on there.
28:26I really don't know.
28:27HQ alert.
28:29Celebrities, your first day of sabotaging is over,
28:32and you have added £11,000 to the prize pot.
28:36Yay!
28:38Get a good night's sleep,
28:40as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
28:42Oh, let's go.
28:43How do I take this off?
28:47It's day two.
28:48We're back.
28:50And the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from Sarah.
28:55Let's talk about Sarah.
28:57She's great.
28:58She's in it, isn't she?
28:59Is it she?
28:59She's so good with it.
29:01Here they come, everyone.
29:03We're giving them money at the end.
29:05We're trying to win them money,
29:06and that's what makes it more easy for us to be so deceptive.
29:13Good morning, applicants.
29:16Morning.
29:16For today's task,
29:18I've arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2E
29:22to come here to the Manor House for a team building away day.
29:26Ooh!
29:27Good.
29:28Team Blue Vision,
29:30you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day.
29:34Ooh!
29:35Ooh!
29:35This is Judy doing the yoga.
29:38Yes!
29:39Come on!
29:40Look at that.
29:41Come on.
29:41They are fun.
29:42Team Power,
29:43you will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day.
29:47Ooh!
29:48Ooh!
29:50Ooh!
29:50That hurts, that man.
29:52It hurts, that man.
29:54You have two hours until your clients arrive.
29:58Good luck.
29:59Ooh, off you go.
30:02With the task set,
30:04the team's head inside for some away day brainstorming.
30:07I love a bit of yoga and wellness.
30:10Yeah.
30:10And we've really got to think about making this a relaxing...
30:14You've got to be.
30:15...escape.
30:16Paintballing.
30:16What are we thinking about the theme, then?
30:18We can't all be superheroes.
30:19We need to call ahead to the local party shop...
30:23Okay.
30:23...to secure our costumes.
30:26Mission alert.
30:27Oh!
30:29Celebrities, the applicants have been set their next task.
30:32GK, you must pretend to be the party shop owner
30:35and convince Team Power to order the wrong costumes.
30:39Yes!
30:39This mission is worth £2,000.
30:44Oh!
30:47Where is it?
30:47Where is it?
30:48Everyone listen.
30:50Oh!
30:51Suspense.
30:52Right, everyone, shut up.
30:53Should I put it on loud?
30:54Yeah.
30:54Right.
30:56Hello?
30:57Hello, good morning.
30:57I'm just wondering if we could order a few costumes, please.
31:00Yeah, of course.
31:01What are you looking for?
31:02Perfect.
31:03So, basically, we're looking for some superhero costumes.
31:05We would need three of them.
31:06So, the only, like, three matching outfits we have are cowgirls.
31:13Oh!
31:16Okay.
31:17Erm, brilliant.
31:18All right, we're taking it.
31:19All right, thank you.
31:20I'll see you soon.
31:21Goodbye.
31:22We've just won them some money.
31:24That was great.
31:25You are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirl.
31:30Yay!
31:31Thanks for all.
31:33Yes.
31:35While Team Power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls, Team Blue Vision are hard at work creating the perfect
31:42recipe for relaxation.
31:43So, we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests.
31:47So, we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi.
31:51Yeah.
31:51And spirulina.
31:52Yeah?
31:52Yeah, great.
31:53Mission alert.
31:55It's time for your next mission.
31:57Joe, disguised as an armchair.
31:59What?
32:01You must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin.
32:07Oh!
32:07That's so good.
32:08That's devious.
32:10This mission is worth £6,000.
32:12Oh, wow.
32:13That is very risky.
32:20Joel, we can see you.
32:21You look amazing.
32:23You've got to be really quiet.
32:24Team Power are in the Blue Room, Joel.
32:26And also, mate, Team Blue Vision are in the dining room.
32:30The way Joel is walking so slow is stressing me out.
32:33Hey, Joel, you're going to have to put a speed on there, mate.
32:35I'm a chair.
32:38Ozara's there.
32:41Oh, he's in.
32:42He's landed.
32:44Ozara, would you like to sit on the chair?
32:47Ozara, don't tell Joel.
32:48Just very, very quietly go and then just sit on it.
32:52He's just...
32:54He's got no idea.
32:55Ozara, you're doing amazing.
32:56Stay exactly where you are.
32:59And lean back.
33:00Lean back.
33:01Lean back.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:03One of the contestants is sitting on you.
33:05Ozara, don't move.
33:06Don't move.
33:07There's a contestant sitting on you.
33:10You're going to get Joel laughing.
33:12I can feel it's Sarah Davies.
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon.
33:18Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19There it is.
33:20What is going on?
33:21Look, look, look.
33:22Here we go.
33:24Jake, this is going to look for.
33:26Are there bandanas and everything?
33:30Oh, my gosh.
33:34Oh, no.
33:36What should it touch her?
33:38Jake's not happy.
33:38No, he looks a bit fuming.
33:40Okay, great.
33:41So, scripts and agendas sorted out.
33:43Let's get ready to make the face masks.
33:45Let's go.
33:45Let's go.
33:46Oh!
33:47Joel, team blue vision's moving.
33:49They're on the move.
33:52Joel, they're in the orange range.
33:54Look at these ingredients.
33:57Lovely.
33:57They look fab.
33:59That's very green.
34:01Joel, move your right hand up and down if you're okay.
34:06Oh, my God.
34:07That was risky, look.
34:10Sarah's laughing, look.
34:12You just look so cherry.
34:14It's brilliant.
34:15Now, they did say if you add more of something,
34:18I think it was spirulina,
34:20that it gives a little bit more a boost of something.
34:23It's a lot of spirulina, isn't it?
34:24Should we keep to the recipe?
34:27Keep to the recipe, yeah, I think so.
34:28But remember, it's about those extras, isn't it?
34:31All right.
34:31Give it a little bit more.
34:32Do you want to give them a little bit more?
34:33Yeah, give it a few.
34:33Why not?
34:34Joel, this is actually really good as well.
34:36The boys are putting in loads of the recipe,
34:39and it's going to make it look really green anyway,
34:42so your stuff, you can put loads in.
34:45Little thumbs up if you understand.
34:47Yeah, let's go with that.
34:48Oh, my gosh.
34:51Yeah!
34:51Yeah!
34:53Oh, my gosh!
34:57Oh, my gosh!
34:58He got too big.
34:59Oh, my gosh!
35:00They didn't see you,
35:01but they just literally turned to face you just then.
35:04Okay, fantastic.
35:04I think we've done a great job.
35:06I think the clients from Tui
35:07are going to absolutely love that on their faces.
35:09So, should you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga?
35:12Let's get it.
35:12Let's do it.
35:13Let's go.
35:16This is your moment.
35:17You've got to go, Joel.
35:18This is your time.
35:19Joel, get yourself up and go and change it.
35:21Quickly!
35:24There he is.
35:24Go on, Joel!
35:25Oh, no.
35:26He can't see.
35:30Come on, come on.
35:34You're going to need to add some water.
35:36Get it all in.
35:36Add water, babes.
35:38Pour that water.
35:39Yeah, nice.
35:39You just put so much in.
35:42How did your face mask go?
35:44It was good.
35:45It's looking good.
35:46Keep going, boy.
35:47Keep making it sticky.
35:48It's all good natural ingredients.
35:50If I don't think we need to overthink it,
35:51it'll be fine.
35:55Yes, that's great.
35:56Oh, no!
35:57It's on your sofa!
35:58We're just getting back to HQ.
36:00Run to the bootcase!
36:01Run to the bootcase, Joel!
36:03Let's go with the right ingredients.
36:05Well, hopefully.
36:06This is the saddest thing I've ever watched.
36:07This is an awkward run.
36:09This is like the lowest point in Joel's career.
36:19With everything set,
36:21the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:24to welcome their corporate guests.
36:26Look!
36:27Look at that one.
36:28Oh, Sui arriving!
36:30Oh!
36:31Wow!
36:33Look great.
36:35Are you ready to join us?
36:37Hello!
36:38Let's go!
36:38Hello, Ben!
36:40Yee-haw!
36:41Yee-haw!
36:41That was a great, the yee-haw action.
36:43Yeah, I like it.
36:43You ready to feel rejuvenated today?
36:45As Team Power take their corporate clients
36:47to the woods to set up paint-balling,
36:50Team Blue Vision prepare to pamper their guests.
36:52Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
36:56With what, unbeknownst to them,
36:58is now a sabotaged green food dye enhanced face mask.
37:02Oh, my dear!
37:04Face masks are coming!
37:05The face masks are coming!
37:06Oh, my God!
37:08I want to see what about this.
37:10This is terrible!
37:12Only the best and most premium products
37:15for our guests at the Blue Vision Retreat.
37:20Does this have magic ingredients in it?
37:23It does have magic ingredients.
37:25Yes.
37:26Yes.
37:27Food colouring.
37:28Ha-ha-ha!
37:29Ha-ha-ha!
37:29Ha-ha-ha!
37:30Ha-ha-ha!
37:36OK, ladies, it's time to remove your masks.
37:40Oh, my God!
37:41Oh, my God!
37:42Oh, no!
37:42Ha-ha!
37:43It's not going to...
37:44It's not going to stain our faces, is it?
37:47No, it won't stain your faces.
37:49That's rank.
37:50I look like Shrek.
37:51Ha-ha-ha!
37:52If you just scrub gently, just in circular motions,
37:55it will come off.
37:56No, it's not, Emma.
37:57No, it won't.
37:58Oh, my God.
37:59Ha-ha-ha!
38:02Would anyone like a green smoothie?
38:04Ha-ha-ha!
38:06Oh, my God!
38:08Ha-ha-ha!
38:08Sarah, is this as bad as it looks?
38:11Yeah!
38:12Oh, my God!
38:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:15Oh, my God!
38:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:17Oh, God!
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient
38:20in the face mask.
38:22Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:24Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:24Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements, guys?
38:27Yes.
38:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:31So, you know, I put the ingredients in,
38:33so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on that one.
38:38Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:40Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:43Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:44Oh, my God!
38:45OK, we are getting there.
38:46We are getting there.
38:47Joel, that's incredible what you've just done.
38:49We're so good!
38:52Joel!
38:54Go!
38:56Oh, my gosh!
38:57Well done, everyone. Well done.
38:59I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before,
39:02but never anything like this.
39:03I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off.
39:05I'm absolutely not coming back to this spa.
39:09100%.
39:10Meanwhile, over with Team Power.
39:13What we're going to be doing today is paintballing.
39:14We are in the woods for this as well,
39:16so you've got to go very careful.
39:17It's just going to be quite a fun day, to be fair.
39:19Yee-haw!
39:21Yee-haw!
39:23Okay, so we're going to move on to the yoga,
39:27which I'm taking.
39:29Mission alert.
39:31Come on, Ed.
39:32Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage missions.
39:37Joe, you will stay behind as mission controller, GK.
39:42Hidden inside a garden storage box,
39:44you must pop Emma's yoga ball mid-class.
39:47I love this.
39:51And then, Joe, Sam, and Judy,
39:55posing as Team Power paintballers,
39:58you must sabotage the yoga session,
40:00covering Team Blue Vision and their guests in paint.
40:04Go.
40:05That's incredible.
40:07Celebrities, each mission is worth £5,000.
40:10What?
40:12So there is a total of £10,000 up for grabs.
40:15Wow.
40:16Wow.
40:18And remember, don't get caught.
40:19Don't get caught.
40:21Do not get caught.
40:22Okay, GK, you need to find something to pop the balls with.
40:25Yep.
40:25We need to find guns.
40:27Water.
40:28Let's go.
40:29Let's go.
40:29Let's go.
40:32Let's go.
40:33Let's go.
40:34And breathe in.
40:36And breathe out.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, Jesus wept.
40:53Are you all right?
40:54That's wiseful.
40:55So grab your balls, please.
40:57If she looks at her right while she's sat there,
41:00she will see me.
41:01We are literally eye level.
41:03Here we go, GK.
41:05I think you'll have one go at it.
41:07I want you to be comfortable with your ball, okay?
41:10Get your ball and just sit on it.
41:12I'm waiting for her to bounce.
41:15And bounce on it.
41:18Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
41:21Sharp a thrust as you can.
41:24Oh, my God.
41:26Okay, go for it.
41:27Go for it.
41:37Get your ball and just sit on it.
41:40And bounce on it.
41:43Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
41:45Okay, go for it.
41:46Go for it.
41:52Oh, my word.
41:53Oh, that was brilliant.
42:00I'm sorry.
42:02I'm sorry.
42:03That was brilliant.
42:04How embarrassing.
42:05I was bouncing on it too hard, clearly.
42:08And back to HQ.
42:10I'm not confident in this ball, so I'm just getting the feel for it.
42:15After a successful explosive mission, GK sneaks back to join Joe in Mission HQ.
42:21Joe!
42:22But meanwhile over in the woods, Team Power are busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity.
42:27Come on, guys.
42:29Teamwork, communication.
42:30Allowing Judy, Joel and Sam.
42:33God, I'm so excited.
42:35To sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes.
42:40And...
42:41Breathe in.
42:42Cause absolute carnage.
42:45Big time.
42:46Oh, my God.
42:47Sam, don't show your face.
42:50Go on, have it large, Judy.
42:52Go on, go, go, go.
42:53In.
42:57Spay, where?
42:58Oh, go, go.
42:59Paint everywhere.
43:00Sticks, paint everywhere.
43:02Breathe in.
43:03Why do you think they're moving?!
43:08Look, what are you doing?
43:10Breathe out!
43:12We do it.
43:13Get out.
43:13Breathe in.
43:14Yes.
43:14Right.
43:15Go, go, go.
43:16Let's just keep focus on the breathing.
43:19No.
43:30sorry guys who feels relaxed team power came in and ambushed my whole class they've a hundred
43:38percent done it on purpose they're trying to sabotage our task it was carnage absolute
43:43carnage I can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us I
43:48cannot believe they've done this to us they've played us dirty with the disastrous away day done
44:02the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to Sarah's office or so they think
44:08oh my word what is that this is a bookcase wow oh my oh wow she's been watching us the
44:19full time no way
44:22celebrity sabotage but we're not celebrities what is happening here oh hello hello applicants now you
44:32must be wondering what on earth is going on just a bit but I've got something to tell you the
44:40applicant is not a real show what take a look at this
44:47oh wow Sam Thompson's gk barry it's the big food I didn't see a bird it's junior I love junior
44:59I love
45:00that we need them to stop filming mate how did I not recognize him I'll get the memory card he
45:12stole our
45:13footage no you're gonna need to add some water get it all in I didn't put too much exactly we
45:21were scrubbing their faces for hours okay go for it go for it
45:25go for it
45:26nice
45:32this is hilarious
45:46we're sorry now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show you have
45:52actually been contestants on a secret game show for celebrity sabotage every sabotage we successfully
46:01completed we've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you total prize one for you all is
46:1129,000
46:16coming out with 4,800 pound it's just incredible oh yeah I had no idea those celebrities underneath the
46:24house I thought people it's just bad luck all the way I can't wait to be able to take my
46:30two kids on
46:31the holiday that we haven't been able to go on for the last couple of years next time on celebrity
46:43sabotage welcome to our brand new show couple goals Matt you need to splash Emma
46:52oh
46:54oh no
46:54oh no
46:57yeah
46:58yeah
46:58yeah
47:09yeah
47:10yeah
47:10yeah
47:10yeah
47:10yeah
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