00:12I told you I wasn't lying you need to realize what we're dealing with here put it down don't put
00:17it
00:17down get rid of it but just look at it she doesn't know what she's doing I do know what
00:22I'm doing and
00:23I'm not the one acting crazy here okay your son is and so are you two by ignoring you is
00:27fine he's
00:28just stressed why do we have to pretend like everything's okay when it is no one is
00:33pretending you pretend about everything I do not you're pretending right now yeah ambulance please
00:54well well I'm sorry okay I'm so sorry
01:09what do we have is just a mess who's coming
01:22king of the world oh
01:25what the fuck you're gonna be fine you're gonna be fine okay what's going on I'm bleeding I'm driving
01:30you home how did you find me with extreme difficulty mate someone posted a video of
01:36you're doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car oh yeah was it good I was
01:43shit fuck the view counts rising oh fuck my family family is fine Q was the one who sent me
01:49the clip
01:49if anything they are more concerned about you oh thank god thank god Alicia yeah no I haven't been
01:57myself recently oh that was extremely understated do that in the audition yeah what is this yeah
02:04still on what yeah no you don't deserve me I even got your slot push to the end of the
02:09day oh my god I
02:10fucking love you now listen we've got to clean you up sort this shit out with your family so I
02:14don't need
02:15you distracted in the room today okay yeah all right absolutely
02:23hey I care about you you know that right
02:29yeah I do thank you
02:43hello in here baby
02:46so
02:47how are you we're fine how are you okay I was so worried about you all
02:57she's fucking crazy bro what the hell are you doing Felicia
03:00going above and beyond as your agent again sit down can't believe I was going to do work
03:06it's all right shut up
03:11you think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity pass me
03:15by
03:15if you're not happy then we can talk I can change the commission structure oh I'm not doing this
03:20because I'm unhappy I'm doing this because you are it doesn't even make sense last morning bitch
03:26Shah do you want to know why you're blocked why you fucked the biggest moment of your career
03:32you are looking at reason one two three and four you are obsessed with getting their blessing
03:40their approval to be fair you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us
03:47she's right you keep trying to take people with you but that's why there's only two seats in a DBS
03:51is that like a jet
03:53it's an Aston Martin you idiot
03:55you know the fact you didn't even mention the DB12 to him proves to me that you're a bloodclaw pagan
03:59the fuck did you call me
04:01just use being children they don't understand
04:03shut the fuck up
04:04listen to me Shah
04:05if you want to nail this audition
04:08you have to eliminate
04:09all of them first
04:13but these are my people
04:17everything I do is for them
04:22you're ashamed of them
04:23you're always trying to fix and change them but you can't so just cut them loose man
04:27you told me when you signed me that we were going to change things
04:31we were going to make a difference
04:32yes to your life
04:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback
04:36I mean village we're from Karachi we've got running water there thank you
04:39listen
04:40making a difference means
04:42paying minimal tax
04:44maybe you buy a couple holiday homes
04:47you can hire a few assistants who look just like you
04:50that's what I want
04:51but what do you want Shah?
04:54material stuff doesn't really matter to me
04:56I'm an artist
04:57don't do something about material
04:59why can't you accept that?
05:02I'm an artist
05:02yeah you know what
05:04true artists
05:05they don't give a fuck about other people
05:07what would they think
05:09come let's do this loud now first
05:11don't do it
05:17I should be the one who does it
05:21say what?
05:26Shahju?
05:27shut up mummy
05:28what the fuck are you doing bro?
05:30stop undermining me in front of everyone
05:31you always do that
05:34you will not shoot mummy and baba
05:36okay I forbid it
05:37I'm in control now
05:39don't talk to your mother like that
05:40also shoot her first
05:42what?
05:43come on Thayra everybody knows you pushed him into this
05:45your ambition
05:47the pressure
05:48the ridiculous school
05:50that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country
05:53I was so happy in Pakistan
05:55and the best actor award goes to
05:57shut up
05:58I decide who gets it
06:00in what order?
06:02bro
06:02quick sidebar
06:04why am I even tied up?
06:06I've been your biggest fan since day
06:07do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
06:11I appreciate that
06:11yeah
06:12I'm your ride or die cause
06:14obviously I don't really want to die but
06:16listen these men are old as fuck
06:17like they're on their way out already
06:18you can do them guilt free to know what I'm saying
06:19can you just shush
06:21okay
06:21you're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway
06:23how about you shush
06:24yeah
06:24you've been jealous of this man before he could walk
06:26bro
06:28I've been here for you since day one
06:29cause I took a knife for you
06:31yeah
06:32and my brother I need to be here with you
06:34for you
06:34to defend you off from these snakes
06:36you ungrateful fuck
06:37shut up my daughter buddy
06:38listen to me cause
06:39yeah
06:40any time I took the piss out of you
06:41it was just character building
06:42I was building you
06:43you hate him
06:45Shadu
06:45Jana shoot Zulfi
06:46he would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't
06:48hey listen
06:49nobody's shooting anywhere
06:50shut up
06:52oh la
06:56guys
07:00I just wanna say
07:01yeah
07:03guess me you know I'm here cat nod
07:04I won't apologize if you say anything
07:11oh
07:11okay
07:12good
07:12yeah nah
07:13you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family so
07:15yeah
07:16bro you know what
07:16you actually did well
07:17I kind of rate that so that was
07:18that was mad like
07:19we weren't expecting that were we
07:21I wasn't expecting
07:31it's always been you and me Shadu
07:39just me and my beautiful boy
07:53where am I
07:55nice little sleep
07:58how many fingers
07:59three
08:00name
08:01says here
08:02Shah
08:03Shah
08:04Shah
08:05yeah
08:05everyone calls me Shah
08:06may I
08:11your obs aren't the best missing teeth
08:14it's been a long day
08:15yeah
08:16what do you do for a living
08:18I'm a nectar
08:19what you been in there
08:21you think I've seen
08:22probably not
08:25might be the next James Bond
08:31auditions in a couple of hours
08:32you've taken a piss
08:34yeah
08:35well you have to before you go anywhere
08:37you're dehydrated love
08:41my family have
08:43they're gone
08:44they're missing
08:46sounds like a busy day
08:48doctor will be in soon
08:52bond
08:52huh
08:54break a leg
09:20I'll see you next time
09:32So, Lateef, what are you doing?
09:34I need you to go back to your room.
09:37You can't keep me here.
09:40What are you doing, bro?
09:41We're in here.
09:42What the fuck are you doing here?
09:43What do you mean?
09:45Why do you never reply to your text, man?
09:47Bye, eh?
09:47You two?
09:48Look who's finally shown up.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:51Baba.
09:51Beta, where were you?
09:53Oh, Shadjoo.
09:54Huh?
09:55I told you he'd come.
09:59What happened to you, man?
10:00You look like shit.
10:01I just slipped and I hit my head like an idiot.
10:03That's all.
10:04What happened to you, Baba?
10:05This is a little heartache.
10:06Nothing to piss your pants about.
10:07Where's Sophie?
10:09He's off with his new boyfriend.
10:17Oh.
10:18Oh, um, it's, it's Braviz, okay?
10:20You've got more to worry about than Braviz.
10:22This is about Q.
10:23I'm sorry, okay?
10:24We were just halal texting.
10:25Okay, there was one weird pic.
10:27Can you shut the fuck up?
10:28I'm not here about Q.
10:29She can deal with you herself.
10:29I respect her.
10:30I do.
10:30Muba, you disrespected me, didn't you?
10:32And you wasted my time.
10:34Okay.
10:35Can I be honest with you?
10:37I love Muba, okay?
10:40And so does the investment team in Dubai.
10:42For real?
10:43Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
10:45Muba is first thing on the agenda.
10:50Tomorrow afternoon?
10:52Yeah, you know what?
10:53Come with me.
10:54They'll love you.
10:55I'll pay for your flight.
10:57Wait.
10:59I think I've got to see him right now.
11:01Bro, they're getting on a plane.
11:02We didn't come.
11:03We've got to go.
11:03But you have your audition today.
11:05Mummy, fuck the audition.
11:07I have to see Sophie.
11:10Q, man.
11:12I can't do this without you.
11:15Is your phone fully charged?
11:16Yeah.
11:17Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
11:25I could get fired for just having you in this car.
11:27Oh, yeah.
11:28Sophie banned you from the app.
11:30Nice.
11:31You know, nothing's going to happen to you, mate.
11:33That's me on the dashboard, all right?
11:35Really?
11:37I thought it was Dev Patel.
11:40Right, you know what?
11:42If you get it before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
11:44How's that?
11:44Hey!
11:45Chill.
11:46Yeah, this is my account.
11:47I'm good for the dough.
11:48No, you ain't.
11:48You're broke as fuck.
11:50What?
11:52You leave tags on your clothes.
11:56It's harder to return them with the tags off, all right?
11:59Oh, stop it, bro.
12:00It's embarrassing.
12:01Shit.
12:02We might not even make it in time.
12:04Is it?
12:04You'll make it.
12:05I know all the shortcuts for the airport while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
12:10I could even get you through security and onto a runway if you want.
12:14Just drive the car.
12:15Please drive the car.
12:17To the terminal, not the runway.
12:29That way.
12:37Oh, shit.
12:39Yasmin.
12:40What are you doing here?
12:41I'm just, um...
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43You can't keep doing this.
12:45I can't believe this is happening.
12:46Um, I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't a...
12:50Oh, no, I'm not here to try and stop you leaving.
12:53Oh.
12:53We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
12:57I'm sorry, you saw him last night?
12:59You didn't tell me that.
13:00Holly, right?
13:02Hey, nice to meet you, man.
13:03Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:08Well, that's right.
13:09It's worse than it looks.
13:11Bro, seriously, man, we've got to go.
13:12Yeah, we've got to go.
13:13What are you, like, 6'2"?
13:15Hmm?
13:15Come on.
13:19What was that, Yasmin?
13:21I got...
13:21You got to be...
13:22Yeah.
13:25Excuse me.
13:25Sorry.
13:26I'm sorry.
13:27Excuse me, sorry.
13:28Just go.
13:29Sorry.
13:30Whoa!
13:31Boarding pass.
13:32We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone through.
13:36Yeah.
13:36That's not how it works.
13:38Sorry, one sec.
13:39Have you got any photos of Sophie in there, folks?
13:42Yeah.
13:42Going back, quickly.
13:44Excuse me.
13:45We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
13:49We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
13:52One moment, sir.
13:53What the fuck are you doing, bro?
13:54It's just me.
13:55It's going to work.
13:56No, no.
13:56I'm not able.
13:59Right.
14:00You said something about security.
14:01I did.
14:02Yeah.
14:02He's travelling to the Middle East.
14:03He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers, and Black Market dash cam suppliers.
14:08And how do you know this?
14:09I have links to the security establishment.
14:11What links?
14:12MI5.
14:13Sorry, I...
14:13MI5.
14:17Yeah, not buying it.
14:19Next.
14:20I'm sorry, Wood.
14:22What do you mean you're not buying it?
14:25You know, tone of voice, body language, the whole performance, really.
14:27I just didn't see it in the eyes.
14:29Let me go again.
14:30You film it this time, and we can watch it back together.
14:32You are already on camera.
14:33If you keep annoying me, I'm going to put you on the news.
14:36Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
14:39They don't fly 747s anymore.
14:41Because of people like this, I'm trying to tell you.
14:43Trained in Chechnya, fought in Afghanistan, the Battle of Kandahar, maybe you've...
14:47What are you doing?
14:50He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
14:52I'm an entrepreneur.
14:55Sorry.
14:57Hey, can we talk?
14:59Next.
15:00Yeah.
15:05You got blood?
15:07Oh, yeah.
15:09I got hit by a car.
15:11Did it hurt?
15:12Yeah.
15:12Good.
15:19Bro, I'm sorry.
15:22I'm really, really sorry.
15:24I've been a fucking dickhead.
15:26Shoot this.
15:27Bro, my whole life, I've seen you out here, yeah?
15:29Doing you.
15:32I've been at home, bro, trying to repay your family for taking me and QA.
15:40I should thank you.
15:42You know what you made me realise?
15:45I have to do me.
15:49Yeah.
15:52Wait, is this, like, a real thank you, or, like, a fuck you thank you?
15:56Both.
15:58I'm tired of being the little baby.
16:00Like, I'm not trying to be a junior partner in a relationship.
16:03And I hear that.
16:04Yeah.
16:04And I don't want to control you.
16:06I'm sorry I sweated you.
16:09I just, I've just been ticking boxes my whole life, and you're not a box, you are flour, or with
16:19layers, like an onion.
16:21Okay, you need to work on that.
16:22Yeah.
16:25You'll be getting on that plane, yeah?
16:28I'm back in four days.
16:31Oh.
16:32Why didn't you just call me anyway?
16:33Well, I, I, this is too important.
16:40I love you, bro.
16:42Say it again?
16:42I said you're fucking prick.
16:44Yeah, you're no prick too.
16:46Yeah.
16:50We'll be here that way.
16:52Hey, economy.
16:54Uh, I'll see you at baggage play box.
16:59Yes.
17:00Uh, put yourself together.
17:01I've been grinning at that for a post.
17:02Man, give me my phone, please.
17:04It's chilling now.
17:06Psycho.
17:08Uh, I don't know if you're still down, but you could probably still make an audition.
17:22Oh, gosh.
17:23Oh, gosh.
17:51I've been to you.
17:52What?
17:53What?
18:27Mr. Lateef, we're ready when you are.
18:43There he is.
18:47Someone's had a busy few days.
18:51So, um, we're just going to go straight to the monologue, okay?
18:55Please tell me you're ready.
18:58Reporting for duty, man.
18:59Set on camera.
19:01Fire on set.
19:02Sound speed.
19:04Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
19:07Marker.
19:10And we're set, and...
19:15Action.
19:18It could have just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
19:21It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
19:25Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
19:28Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
19:32But I see you.
19:36And when it's just you, all alone, tell me, how do you live with yourself?
19:45Do you even know who you are anymore?
19:53Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work?
20:00Fighting everybody and being a nobody.
20:07The blood of my hands is mine.
20:14Because I kill a part of myself every day.
20:19I don't...
20:24Live with myself.
20:29Live with whoever you need me to be.
20:37If I don't know who I am, it's good.
20:43You don't want to know.
20:47And cut!
20:49Cut!
20:53Let's go.
20:57You're fucking...
21:00I've never seen anybody.
21:01You've got to turn a performance right now, I think.
21:04You see, you just...
21:06I think I get it now.
21:07Okay, well, great.
21:09Now, it's just one more thing.
21:10It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
21:15Okay.
21:16Congratulations.
21:23Back to one.
21:26So now, you're going to say your name in three...
21:30Three.
21:36Two.
21:40One.
21:45Action.
21:45The name's Shah Jahan.
21:53The name's Shah Jahan.
22:02beats Noonan.
22:07Hmm.
22:08Yeah.
22:08Oh, ho, ho, ho.
22:11Oh, ho, ho, ho.
22:15PYARKA INTOHAA
22:19HUM DENGE
22:24PYARKA INTOHAA
22:27HUM DENGE
22:28HUM DENGE
22:30LOG DENGE
22:33LOG DENGE
22:36ARJAN
22:40HUM DENGE
22:42HUM DENGE
22:44O USA
22:45O USA
22:47O USA
22:49O USA
22:51O USA
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