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High college students face an unexpected journey when they must navigate two flights of stairs to retrieve their pizza delivery, turning a simple task into a surreal adventure.
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00:00:24It's time to go!
00:00:30Hunter's vodka!
00:00:33Jesus!
00:00:38Fire!
00:00:43Keep moving!
00:00:47Check it. Warm it. Now.
00:01:00Let's go.
00:01:21Sir.
00:01:23We should just hold our ground here. They don't know these woods like we do.
00:01:26Stick to the plan, Evans. A lot of folks are counting on us.
00:01:28Our plan is to run like cowards.
00:01:30It's not cowardly to run if we're leading them away from our families.
00:01:37Snap! Snap!
00:01:49I've got a wife and newborn son just over that hill.
00:01:55What about you, soldier?
00:01:57My mother, sir.
00:02:00Well, the longer we keep them busy, the longer we give our families to find safety.
00:02:05Besides, I don't want those Hessian bastards to meet my son before I do.
00:02:10It's not the best plan.
00:02:12But it's the one we've got.
00:02:28Did we lose him?
00:02:30I don't hear nothing.
00:02:32I don't hear nothing.
00:02:52I don't hear nothing.
00:03:04Everyone!
00:03:22All right, you gotta go.
00:03:26I'm so happy.
00:03:46We're surrounded.
00:03:49If we can stay hidden until morning when they regroup,
00:03:52we might be able to sneak our way back south through the fog
00:03:55without running into anyone.
00:03:58We can wait until the sun rises tomorrow.
00:04:00We can work in shifts.
00:04:02We can provide ample cover in case we get ambushed.
00:04:04Don't be an idiot, son.
00:04:06I'm not worth all your lives.
00:04:10I'm a ghost already.
00:04:11Leave me.
00:04:13No offense, sir, but if the only way I can get you out of here alive
00:04:15is by dragging you kicking and screaming,
00:04:17by God, that's what I'm going to do.
00:04:19It's not the best plan.
00:04:22But it's the one we've got.
00:04:27Oh, God.
00:04:28Oh, God.
00:04:31Oh, God.
00:04:55Oh, God.
00:06:07For my son.
00:06:37Damn it.
00:06:50We need to leave now.
00:06:57Hey, come on, let's go.
00:07:06Let's go.
00:07:22If I had to list my two favorite things about trees.
00:07:26One, the moss always grows on the shady side.
00:07:29That's a pretty cool fact.
00:07:30And two, probably, if you cut a tree open, you can count the tree's rings and see how old they
00:07:36are.
00:07:36Well, it's a good thing you don't have to.
00:07:41What?
00:07:43I was joking.
00:07:44You said if I had to list you things, and I was saying that it's a good thing you don't
00:07:47have to.
00:07:48I'm not going to make you, like, list things.
00:07:51It was a joke.
00:07:52Are you sure we're not lost?
00:07:54We're not lost.
00:07:55This is the same way you came last time you were up here.
00:07:57No, no, no.
00:07:57That's the beauty of these words.
00:07:59That's what's so great.
00:08:00Every time you come up here, it's completely different.
00:08:02Part of the fun is to make your own path.
00:08:05Think about it this way.
00:08:07We could be standing where no one in the history of time has ever stood.
00:08:10Okay?
00:08:11We're pioneers.
00:08:12Isn't that exciting?
00:08:16We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:17And you don't know where we're going.
00:08:19Because that, to me, sounds like we're lost.
00:08:21I know where we're going.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:23And where we're going is this way.
00:08:27You point it here, and then you walk that way.
00:08:29Yep, psyched you out.
00:08:30Okay.
00:08:49Hey!
00:08:51Come on!
00:08:53Woo!
00:09:30I guess we're not pioneers after all.
00:09:33Oh, wow.
00:09:36Huh.
00:09:39Wait, don't.
00:09:40What?
00:09:41We don't know who it belongs to.
00:09:43Somebody long dead from the looks of it.
00:09:45Well, somebody might be coming back for it.
00:09:48The long dead person?
00:09:49That's what I'm afraid of.
00:09:53Look at this thing.
00:09:53Please!
00:09:54Alright, alright.
00:09:57It's just incredible.
00:09:59It's...
00:10:01You know what?
00:10:03This will do for the night.
00:10:05Here?
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:07Absolutely.
00:10:08Look at this.
00:10:08We got what?
00:10:09We got...
00:10:10Canopies thick enough to block from any more rain.
00:10:13It's relatively bug free.
00:10:16I don't see any burl holes or nests.
00:10:18This is fantastic.
00:10:19Might be a little rocky, but this is great, right?
00:10:22Come on.
00:10:23Look at this.
00:10:25Huh?
00:10:27Welcome home.
00:10:29I miss toilets.
00:10:31I?
00:10:31We'll dig you one.
00:10:33Huh?
00:10:34I'll dig you two if you want.
00:10:36Look at this thing.
00:10:37Come on.
00:10:39Come on.
00:10:40Damn it.
00:10:42I'm sure it's fine.
00:10:43No, no.
00:10:44I can do that.
00:10:44I've done this a million times.
00:10:45I just...
00:10:46I feel like the wood is wrong.
00:10:48I just can't get the damn teepee to stand on.
00:10:50Don't worry.
00:10:51Happens to a lot of guys.
00:10:54You're funny.
00:10:56You're funny.
00:10:57Ugh!
00:10:59That's dirt.
00:11:00I'm sorry.
00:11:01Did you just get scared by dirt?
00:11:02No.
00:11:04I just, um, just put my hand on a rock or something.
00:11:10Well, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but there's dirt everywhere.
00:11:19There's nowhere to run.
00:11:22Stop it.
00:11:23I'm not scared.
00:11:24I know.
00:11:25I'm just so dirty.
00:11:26I know.
00:11:27I'm cold and wet.
00:11:29Hey!
00:11:30That's what you were trying to make this whole time?
00:11:32That's it.
00:11:33Teepee.
00:11:34Nice.
00:11:35A little racially insensitive, calling it that, but...
00:11:37Eh, maybe.
00:11:38But fire.
00:11:39And now we hunt.
00:11:40We?
00:11:41Yeah!
00:11:41How?
00:11:42Okay, well, do you have a gun in here or some words or...
00:11:45Oh, no, no.
00:11:46Where's the fun in that?
00:11:47Come on, come on.
00:11:48We, you know, it's two of us.
00:11:50It's evolution.
00:11:51Come on, we can outsmart the animals.
00:11:53Well, judging from how long it took you to build that, we are going to be here a while.
00:11:58That's the idea, right?
00:12:13I was like, wait, how do they know everything about me?
00:12:16He told everybody?
00:12:17He told everybody everything.
00:12:19Oh, God.
00:12:20I maybe understand every first aid.
00:12:21Hey, Mom, I had a good time.
00:12:22But he told, like, the whole knitting group?
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25Oh, ick.
00:12:26So, that was weird.
00:12:27That's not great.
00:12:28That's not great.
00:12:30That's not great.
00:12:30Alright, let me ask you this.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31What do you think would happen if I left you out here completely alone?
00:12:36Please don't do that.
00:12:37Don't do that.
00:12:40Why did you want to come all the way out here with me, you know?
00:12:42I mean, no offense by this.
00:12:43Uh, you seem completely out of your comfort zone.
00:12:47Is my trail mix not rugged enough for you?
00:12:50These little pretzel sticks, they don't impress you.
00:12:53I mean, we barely know each other.
00:12:56I'm not complaining.
00:12:58But, you know, to come all the way out here with me.
00:13:02My therapist said...
00:13:05My therapist said that I should break out of my norm.
00:13:10This is me breaking.
00:13:12The trail mix, that's you broadening your horizons?
00:13:15Yeah?
00:13:15One step at a time, yes.
00:13:17Alright.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:19So, you don't want any of this?
00:13:20Huh?
00:13:20Oh.
00:13:21Huh?
00:13:22Oh.
00:13:23Do you want a piece of this?
00:13:24Do you want a piece of that?
00:13:25It's not so bad.
00:13:28It's actually really bad.
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32Do you want some trail mix?
00:13:34I would like some trail mix, yes.
00:13:36Help yourself.
00:13:38Take a pretzel stick.
00:13:39Thank you very much.
00:13:40Keep me alive.
00:13:42I'm sorry, you just look so rugged with that pretzel stick.
00:13:54You know...
00:14:00It's okay.
00:14:05What is that?
00:14:07I don't know.
00:14:10But...
00:14:10Let's go check it out.
00:14:12Are you crazy?
00:14:13Maybe.
00:14:13Come on.
00:14:14Casey, no.
00:14:15Wait.
00:14:17That's enough.
00:14:18I think we should go back.
00:14:19What?
00:14:20I said I think we should go back!
00:14:21No.
00:14:38Turn off.
00:14:39I'm sorry.
00:14:40Do you be fair?
00:14:42Turn off.
00:14:42I'm trying.
00:14:43We must have been moving...
00:14:49No!
00:14:50What is that?
00:14:51No!
00:14:54No!
00:14:58No!
00:14:59No!
00:15:04No!
00:15:11No!
00:15:13Oh, my God.
00:15:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, thank you.
00:15:17Oh, Jesus.
00:15:17Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:15:18I got you, I got you, I got you.
00:15:25Okay, we're fine.
00:15:27It's not exactly what we planned,
00:15:28but we can make it work.
00:15:29Okay, okay, yep.
00:15:33Hi, I'm gonna need a lock of your hair.
00:15:35What?
00:15:36What, are you making a potion?
00:15:37That's funny, you're making jokes.
00:15:39No, it's a scout tourniquet thing, trust me.
00:15:41Okay, yeah, whatever, just do it.
00:15:42Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:15:45He's back, he's back, he's back, he's back.
00:15:46Shh, cover, cover, cover.
00:15:47Pretend you're not here, shh, I got this.
00:15:48Come on.
00:15:49Over here.
00:15:52Where there's fire, there's men.
00:15:59You guys scared me.
00:16:01We thought, I thought,
00:16:02that you were the scream in the woods with a torch.
00:16:04Torch?
00:16:07We ain't him.
00:16:09We heard screams.
00:16:11Is everything all right?
00:16:12Oh, yeah, everything's fine, thanks.
00:16:17Are you out here all by yourself?
00:16:20Yeah, you know, I, uh, I love the wilderness, you know?
00:16:25To, uh, commune with nature.
00:16:27I, uh, I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:16:30I think it's a calling, you know?
00:16:32I know, like I said, we heard screaming.
00:16:40Just wanted to make sure you were all right.
00:16:43Concerned citizens, you understand.
00:16:46These woods are not safe.
00:16:49They've been finding bodies popping up randomly, like truffles.
00:16:58It takes dogs to find them.
00:17:01Okay.
00:17:06I'm Anderson, this is Tommy.
00:17:08Well, I'm sorry to make you guys come all the way out here, but, um, like I said, I'm
00:17:13just kind of out here in the woods, so.
00:17:19Call us the dogs, we found ourselves a truffle.
00:17:22It's nothing, really, we appreciate it, I appreciate it, and, uh.
00:17:25Nothing, huh?
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:27Well, it seems like your nothing is in a bit of pain.
00:17:32I don't know.
00:17:34Let's have a look, shall we?
00:17:35We shall.
00:17:36Uh, guys, wait a second, um.
00:17:44You okay, sweetie?
00:17:51Is this your handiwork?
00:17:52We got, no, we, we saw something in the woods, like a light, and we ran, and, you know,
00:17:57she'd tell him, Charlotte.
00:18:00Yeah, he's right.
00:18:03Do you have something to dress us with?
00:18:05Yeah, I was about to do that when you guys arrived.
00:18:10Okay, so, one, two, three, hold this down, hold it down, hold it down.
00:18:20Okay, you are doing great.
00:18:24Oh, what is that?
00:18:26Does it matter?
00:18:27Can't make things worse.
00:18:29It's maple syrup, a natural antiseptic, it'll do in a pinch.
00:18:34Why does it look like that?
00:18:36We harvest a very unique strain of maple.
00:18:42There you go, hold it.
00:18:45We're very proud of our product.
00:18:47It looks like the weirdest syrup commercial.
00:18:52I bet you'll be right as rain in no time.
00:18:55Just keep that wrapped, I can't stress that enough.
00:18:57In my bag, would you mind?
00:18:59Sure.
00:19:00Right on top.
00:19:01This?
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:08We saw a strange light.
00:19:10I wouldn't worry about that.
00:19:12And a man.
00:19:14I wouldn't worry about him either.
00:19:17Well, so, so it's no worries for, for all of us then, right?
00:19:21So, I wouldn't say that.
00:19:26You ever heard of that devil's crackin'?
00:19:29Um, I don't know.
00:19:37That's cause I just made it up.
00:19:43Boo.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44Hey, why don't you guys stay with us tonight, hmm?
00:19:46There's plenty of room.
00:19:47It's just over the hill.
00:19:48That sounds great.
00:19:50No, thank you.
00:19:51I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:19:52Um, I just let a stranger rub weird red goo all over my open wound after being chased
00:19:56by a ghost in the forest.
00:19:58Might as well follow them.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:20:01We don't know who these guys are.
00:20:02Come on.
00:20:05We'll get her.
00:20:06One, two, three.
00:20:07Ah!
00:20:08There you go.
00:20:08Grab all this stuff.
00:20:10I'll just stay with some strangers.
00:20:12I'll go nowhere.
00:20:12It's fine, right?
00:20:13No worries.
00:20:35I...
00:20:37I...
00:20:38Come on.
00:21:14What is this place?
00:21:17Huge.
00:21:53Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your thing.
00:22:03I know what you're thinking.
00:22:05No, they're not twins. Isn't that strange?
00:22:11That and so many, so many other things.
00:22:14This way.
00:22:40Okay. You'll be staying here tonight.
00:22:54Oh, look. There's a bed.
00:22:59You sound surprised.
00:23:01I'm surprised there's still a ceiling.
00:23:04A bed is a bonus.
00:23:05Oh!
00:23:07You know, many presidents have stayed in this very room.
00:23:12Really?
00:23:13No.
00:23:15This part of the manor hasn't been used in years.
00:23:17Why not?
00:23:18It's haunted.
00:23:19Really?
00:23:19No.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:21It's just crap.
00:23:24Well.
00:23:28Good night.
00:23:32Well, we'll leave you to it then.
00:23:34Hey, get some rest.
00:23:36Okay, your legs should be better in no time.
00:23:37Just keep it wrapped.
00:23:38I cannot stress that enough.
00:23:39You don't want it to get infected, okay?
00:23:41Let us know if you need anything.
00:23:42Okay.
00:23:51What are you...
00:23:52What is happening?
00:23:54I know.
00:23:55This place is a bit strange.
00:23:57Okay.
00:23:58We're gonna wait for them to fall asleep.
00:24:00And then we're gonna sneak out.
00:24:02Put your clothes on.
00:24:03Uh, are you crazy?
00:24:05Have you forgotten what we saw out there?
00:24:07It was one of these people.
00:24:09On a midnight stroll?
00:24:11With a big scary torch in the middle of the woods?
00:24:14Yes.
00:24:15Okay, what about the lights?
00:24:17And that sound?
00:24:19Look.
00:24:20I would rather risk my life in an adequate...
00:24:23Ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:24:24Warm, dry bed.
00:24:26Than spend the night out there with whatever the hell that thing was.
00:24:32Plus, they seem nice enough.
00:24:35Nice enough?
00:24:36They've merely escorted us to the sex castle.
00:24:41Sex castle?
00:24:42Yes.
00:24:42Did you see those weirdos down the hall?
00:24:44That wasn't sex.
00:24:46That's about as far away from sex as it gets.
00:24:50Hey.
00:24:52They fixed my leg.
00:24:54They spread maple syrup on you like your French toast.
00:24:57That's not nice.
00:24:57That's breakfast.
00:24:58Oh, God.
00:24:59Breakfast sounds so good right now.
00:25:02Charlotte.
00:25:02Lottie.
00:25:03Lottie, please.
00:25:04This whole trip was about me getting outside of my comfort zone.
00:25:07This is about as far outside of my comfort zone as it gets.
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:23Would you make the sword?
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:25All right.
00:25:38I just wanted, uh, some alone time with you, you know?
00:25:45Uh...
00:25:45It doesn't get much more alone than this.
00:25:52In a few days, my leg is going to be healed up and we can head out.
00:25:55It's already feeling a little bit better.
00:26:03A little bit.
00:26:08It's just not fun if you can't run.
00:26:11Well, I'm sorry I ruined your fun.
00:26:16Oh.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:20I'm sorry.
00:26:21I'm sorry.
00:26:30Are you awake?
00:26:34No.
00:26:38I can't stop thinking about that incredible fire you made today.
00:26:46I got it going.
00:26:48Didn't I?
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49Eventually.
00:26:50I got it going.
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:51I'm so proud of you.
00:26:54Ow!
00:26:55Ow!
00:26:57You're hitting an envelope.
00:26:59Don't you feel terrible about that?
00:27:01I do.
00:27:01I'm sorry.
00:27:03Terrible.
00:27:06I'm sorry.
00:27:35I'm sorry.
00:27:35What are you doing?
00:27:36Why are you weird?
00:27:37It's morning.
00:27:39Yeah?
00:27:41It's Tommy.
00:27:44Good morning.
00:27:45Hi.
00:27:45I trust you slept well?
00:27:46Sure.
00:27:47May I come in?
00:27:48Uh, I...
00:27:50Let's see what we got here, huh?
00:27:54Oh.
00:27:56Don't worry.
00:27:57It's just the syrup.
00:27:58It can be deceiving.
00:28:01Oh, it looks great.
00:28:09Look what I found.
00:28:11Perfect.
00:28:12Where'd you find this?
00:28:14Apparently, we have a cane closet.
00:28:17Do we now?
00:28:19Canes and walkers and even a wheelchair.
00:28:23Huh.
00:28:24A one-stop geriatric shop.
00:28:32How about we give you two a tour of our facilities, hmm?
00:28:36Uh, nah, I think that's alright.
00:28:38We were probably just gonna rest for the day.
00:28:39I think she needs to...
00:28:40Nonsense.
00:28:41Heal.
00:28:41Come on, get up.
00:28:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:47Yeah, okay.
00:28:48I...
00:28:48I can do this.
00:28:50A tour it is, then.
00:28:51Good.
00:28:53Perfect.
00:28:56After you.
00:29:01No, after you.
00:29:02Oh, okay.
00:29:05Sorry.
00:29:05No, this way.
00:29:09This way.
00:29:11Try it.
00:29:16Don't mind him.
00:29:17Just means he likes you.
00:29:19Oh, good.
00:29:20It means he really...
00:29:22Really, really likes me.
00:29:23I'll see you when...
00:29:24Alright.
00:29:25Give you some privacy.
00:29:30I'll see you then.
00:29:45Bye.
00:29:45Bye!
00:29:51Bye!
00:30:00the manor's been here for over a hundred years before that there was a cabin before that a tent
00:30:09we have a small cannery on site we'll take you there next there's a pool though not the swimming
00:30:15kind let me think the trees are so pretty aren't they they're special i like to think we're special
00:30:26too i honestly can't imagine where i'd be today without this place and these people i know where
00:30:34i'd be six feet under wilder saved my life he saved all of our lives wilder you'll meet him tonight
00:30:45what is uh what is this i don't know
00:30:59i want next
00:31:04cannery's this one
00:31:06what do you say you want next
00:31:11nope i'm good
00:31:17we have over 50 000 trees tapped all around the manor
00:31:22and all the sap ends up right in this room
00:31:28irma
00:31:32and this is the end of the line all the syrup is bottled right here
00:31:37and it comes out of the trees red
00:31:39it did
00:31:40yeah um
00:31:43they've been losing color slowly over the last few years
00:31:47but what you put on my leg
00:31:50uh my own personal supply
00:31:53you know for special occasions
00:31:58what are you knitting
00:31:59who cares
00:32:04things weren't always this modest
00:32:07membership has been dwindling
00:32:08the manor used to be a happening place
00:32:11you couldn't go ten feet without bumping into another member
00:32:16it was a community
00:32:19now it's just
00:32:21this
00:32:24people lose faith so easily these days
00:32:28i don't understand why didn't you just uh
00:32:30dye it red
00:32:41whoa beep beep there fella
00:32:43you're squishing my loafers
00:32:44oh i'm so sorry sir
00:32:46eh pop on up now timmy
00:32:48are these our guests
00:32:50uh yes yes sir uh this is casey and lottie
00:32:53which one's which
00:32:55well this is casey
00:32:57casey
00:32:58i knew a girl named casey once
00:33:00darndest thing right
00:33:01now i wanted to talk to her
00:33:03couldn't talk to her though
00:33:04i felt like it was a trap
00:33:05you know what i mean
00:33:06like where are the cameras you know
00:33:08yeah
00:33:09well this is casey
00:33:11casey it is a real pleasure to meet you sir
00:33:15very good
00:33:16you ever heard of reverse osmosis
00:33:18it is the trippiest thing i tell you what
00:33:20and this is lottie
00:33:22it's fine
00:33:24did he call you timmy
00:33:26it's close enough
00:33:28timmy's a it's a good name
00:33:32is it
00:33:34i'll be right back
00:33:37okay so this here machine
00:33:38uh-huh inside this we've got sir
00:33:41take a look at it
00:33:42oh
00:33:44ah
00:33:46you need to get out of here
00:33:48what
00:33:50you need to get far away from him
00:33:53wilder
00:33:54no no
00:33:57him
00:34:00casey
00:34:01yeah
00:34:02what
00:34:02who dat
00:34:03it's charlotte
00:34:03lottie
00:34:04sorry
00:34:04whatever bring her along
00:34:09irma
00:34:12still breathing huh
00:34:14damn
00:34:15you're a medical marvel
00:34:18you'll be sure to let me know when you die all right
00:34:22yeah all right
00:34:28well we've been invited to dinner
00:34:31great i'll get my fancy dress
00:34:33we'll supply your clothes for tonight
00:34:35all right
00:34:35you both came on a very special day
00:34:40you hear that we're uh
00:34:42special
00:34:46you
00:34:47you
00:34:56you
00:34:57you
00:35:17Come on, I don't want to go in alone.
00:35:19I can't believe you aren't wearing what they gave you.
00:35:21I can't believe you are.
00:35:26I look like an idiot.
00:35:29You can't blame the clothes for that.
00:35:31You're just playing with the cards you were dealt.
00:35:35I stick out like a sore thumb.
00:35:37Oh, man up.
00:35:38Let's go.
00:35:42There we go.
00:35:56Hello.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:36:02Hi.
00:36:04Hi.
00:36:05Hi.
00:36:05Hi.
00:36:07Hi.
00:36:09Hi.
00:36:14Hi.
00:36:28Over here.
00:36:31Oh.
00:36:32Sorry.
00:36:32Hi.
00:36:33Hi.
00:36:35Hi.
00:36:37Hi.
00:36:44Hi.
00:36:45Hi.
00:36:46Hi.
00:36:53Hi.
00:36:55Hi.
00:36:57Hi.
00:37:02Hi.
00:37:04Hi.
00:37:05Hi.
00:37:07Hi.
00:37:07Hi.
00:37:08Hi.
00:37:09Hi.
00:37:16Well, I think they're going to eat us.
00:37:18Oh, they're fine.
00:37:19They're just quirky.
00:37:27Praise be to us, the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the creator.
00:37:33Praise be to Wilder.
00:37:37Oh, no.
00:37:39It's a cult.
00:37:40They're going to eat us.
00:37:41We sacrifice for the man that saved us.
00:37:44He gifts us with life, and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
00:37:50Everlasting love and devotion.
00:37:55No.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:17Well, that was fun, huh?
00:38:21Good job, guy.
00:38:23Here you go.
00:38:25Whoo!
00:38:26Hey, it's Casey and the other one.
00:38:29Uh, Lottie.
00:38:30Well, thanks, Lottie.
00:38:36I like that suit, bud.
00:38:38Looks sharp.
00:38:39Uh, thanks.
00:38:41Huh?
00:38:41What was that?
00:38:42Uh, I said thanks.
00:38:44I'm sorry.
00:38:45I didn't get that.
00:38:46Hey, hey, Peach Fuzz.
00:38:47Come here.
00:38:57I'm here.
00:38:58Oh.
00:38:59Okay.
00:39:05I told him you'd be happier sans pants.
00:39:09Uh, I didn't say that.
00:39:11What was that?
00:39:12He did.
00:39:13Hey, Peach Fuzz, come on back.
00:39:15It's, uh, it's not important.
00:39:18All right.
00:39:20Dinner is served!
00:39:37Oh, yes.
00:39:38Many, many times, yes.
00:39:43Really?
00:39:45Really?
00:39:51There we go.
00:39:52All right.
00:39:54Whoo.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04You don't have to tip?
00:40:05I'll tip.
00:40:06I'll be the one who tips.
00:40:07All right.
00:40:11So you said, you said Wilder saved your life.
00:40:14Uh, yes.
00:40:16Uh, my grandfather brought me here when I was a child.
00:40:21I was very sick.
00:40:24The doctor said I had a month.
00:40:26Maybe two.
00:40:29Wilder's father took us in.
00:40:32His father?
00:40:33Hmm.
00:40:34Oh, uh, yeah.
00:40:35This place has been in the family for generations.
00:40:39Hmm.
00:40:40I'd do anything for them.
00:40:44All of us would.
00:40:50I mean, uh, you know, you can call it herbal medicine if it makes it more palatable, but I call
00:40:58it a miracle.
00:41:01It started my grandfather.
00:41:04Dad?
00:41:06We lost him in the woods.
00:41:11To that thing out there?
00:41:14Ant!
00:41:15Damn ants.
00:41:19It's the problem with being in the sugar business.
00:41:22It's not just human beings that want to taste.
00:41:28Anywho.
00:41:30Begin the ritual.
00:41:34Here.
00:41:57Isn't he cute?
00:41:58He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
00:42:00he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
00:42:02he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
00:42:03he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
00:42:03he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
00:42:03he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he
00:42:28Y'all remember Terry?
00:42:29Show of hands.
00:42:30Yeah?
00:42:30Right?
00:42:31All right.
00:42:31Good.
00:42:31Nice.
00:42:32Nice.
00:42:32Now, because Terry is of the Jewish persuasion, I thought it would be good to give old Herschel
00:42:38here a bar mitzvah.
00:42:40You hear that, buddy?
00:42:41You're a man today.
00:42:42That's right.
00:42:43Now break the glass.
00:42:45Break it.
00:42:45You just peck at it.
00:42:46You got that big old beak.
00:42:48Just peck it.
00:42:49That's for weddings.
00:42:50Peck it.
00:42:51I said peck it.
00:42:52Oh, that was closer.
00:42:53Do it again.
00:42:54Isn't it weird that there's a chicken and we're eating chicken?
00:42:58Peck it.
00:42:58Peck it.
00:42:59Peck it.
00:42:59Peck it.
00:43:00Peck it.
00:43:01Peck it.
00:43:01Peck it.
00:43:02Peck it.
00:43:02Now, I feel like you're just resisting here.
00:43:06Anyway, we need to get serious for a moment.
00:43:10Ladies and gentlemen, times are a bit tough.
00:43:14People are leaving.
00:43:16Shifts are being extended.
00:43:18It's enough to shake a person's face.
00:43:22Our maple syrup may have lost its crimson hue and its regenerative.
00:43:27Properties.
00:43:28But that does not mean that we can lose our focus.
00:43:34It's like my father always said.
00:43:38It only takes one person.
00:43:43Now I'm looking at you, Irma.
00:43:44You fasty little minks.
00:43:50Anyway, so I think you deserve a reward for all your hard work.
00:43:58Tonight, I want to give to you the last of my personal supply of pure crimson syrup.
00:44:10Consider it an act of faith.
00:44:14It only takes one person.
00:44:26The man knows how to give a speech, huh?
00:44:33I shouldn't.
00:44:35Oh, don't be shy.
00:44:36Eat up.
00:44:36I can't.
00:44:39I'm diabetic.
00:44:40Whoa.
00:44:41Can't you take a pill?
00:44:42It's a bit more complicated than that.
00:44:44Freckles, give her a pill.
00:45:08You don't think this is like a Jonestown thing and everyone's going to drop dead from eating poison?
00:45:16I don't know.
00:45:17I don't know.
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20I don't know.
00:45:20Where is everyone?
00:45:23What's happening?
00:45:24It's fine.
00:45:24It's fine.
00:45:25Come this way.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:27It just means dinner's over.
00:45:29I can walk.
00:45:30I can walk.
00:45:32Charlie.
00:45:35Oh.
00:45:37Oh.
00:45:39Oh.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:41Oh.
00:45:49All right.
00:45:54Good night, you two.
00:45:57I could outrun you.
00:46:00If I wanted to.
00:46:03But I could definitely outrun you.
00:46:05Oh, it's part of the fun, it's catching them.
00:46:09What?
00:46:10Who's them?
00:46:12Oh, other girls.
00:46:15Is this from some movie?
00:46:18You're from some movie.
00:46:19You're so drunk.
00:46:22You're just another body in the woods.
00:46:29Ah!
00:46:30You scared me, guy?
00:46:31Ah!
00:46:32Ah!
00:46:35You best put him to bed.
00:46:36That's the plan.
00:47:10He's here.
00:47:12He is one of them.
00:47:14We're not safe here.
00:47:17I'm not safe here.
00:47:18Not a ghost but...
00:47:20Oh, it's a good one.
00:47:37I'm not safe here.
00:47:38And I'll be here.
00:47:41So thank you for that.
00:47:44I know what you are.
00:47:45You're here.
00:47:46You're here.
00:47:47You're here.
00:47:48Oh, it's kind of like this.
00:49:31Scissors.
00:49:32Scissors.
00:49:55What are you doing?
00:49:58Don't go through people's stuff.
00:50:00This is not your stuff.
00:50:02What are you doing with this anyway?
00:50:05We don't know these people.
00:50:07I grabbed it for, you know, protection.
00:50:09What, cut them into a hundred pieces?
00:50:11Maybe.
00:50:13Says the guy who can barely make a campfire and really can't handle his liquor.
00:50:18You don't know what I'm capable of.
00:50:19Trust me.
00:50:21I don't think I do anymore.
00:50:22Good.
00:50:23Good?
00:50:24Why are you acting like this?
00:50:26See, that's the thing.
00:50:27I'm tired of acting, right?
00:50:28I don't want to do that anymore.
00:50:32Wilder would like to see you.
00:50:34Uh, I think we'll probably pass.
00:50:37No passes.
00:50:38Mandatory.
00:50:40I'm actually not feeling very well at the moment.
00:50:42Um, I think I'm just going to stay in and rest instead if that's alright.
00:50:45Yeah, that's okay, sweetie.
00:50:47Didn't you just say, uh, mandatory.
00:50:50For you.
00:50:56Okay.
00:51:03What a gentleman.
00:51:16Doug, you know for a fact that's not true!
00:51:22Don't twist the truth just because you're scared.
00:51:26It's a slump!
00:51:30Who saved your kid when he was in the hospital?
00:51:34Fine, the doctors helped, but...
00:51:38I want you to think long and hard about this.
00:51:43Maybe some time will help to jog your memory.
00:51:51I do hate when you do someone a favor and then they lie to you.
00:51:58That ever happen to you, pal?
00:52:00Uh...
00:52:02I don't know.
00:52:03Thanks for stopping by.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:07Why?
00:52:08Why?
00:52:09I do not like liars.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:13Sorry to interrupt.
00:52:15The man with the chainsaw is back?
00:52:18Again?
00:52:19He says he has a permit this time.
00:52:22Alright.
00:52:24Hey, you're gonna help fix those doggone leaks today, right pal?
00:52:35Alright, let's take a walk.
00:52:51I didn't mean to frighten you.
00:52:53That's what everyone in this place seems to do best.
00:52:56Are you going somewhere?
00:53:01Um...
00:53:01How about we head to my office and take a look at that leg of yours, huh?
00:53:08Trust me.
00:53:17So how'd you and girl Casey meet?
00:53:20Uh...
00:53:21A, uh, dating app.
00:53:22An app?
00:53:23Jeez.
00:53:24What do they think of next?
00:53:26I like my phones the way I like my magazines.
00:53:30Wired!
00:53:31Are you kidding?
00:53:37You ever read Little Red Riding Hood?
00:53:40Uh, sure.
00:53:41You know, it always comes to mind whenever I see two people, you know, like you and the girl and
00:53:46yourselves, out here alone in the woods.
00:53:49A wolf can fool people, right? Especially when they're hoping for love, things like that.
00:53:55Make them not realize that their grandmother has turned into some kind of furry dog-like creature.
00:54:00Now, hell, I have seen some very interesting old people in my time.
00:54:05They usually look something like an old bag of potatoes.
00:54:08Never have I ever seen an old person that looks like a fuzzy dog-like creature.
00:54:12Do you know what I mean?
00:54:14Uh, yeah.
00:54:17I'm not a wolf.
00:54:19I want to make sure that's clear.
00:54:23What about you, champ?
00:54:34This is your office?
00:54:38I love the fall.
00:54:41I really do.
00:54:43I love the change.
00:54:47You know, people say the colors are the result of the leaves dying and falling away.
00:54:53I like to believe the leaves were always this color.
00:54:58But it isn't until they're dying that they feel confident enough to drop the green facade and become this.
00:55:07Sometimes green leaves are just green.
00:55:10It's true.
00:55:12But you never know until the fall.
00:55:33The question I keep asking myself, why would you bring her out here of all places?
00:55:40Well, I like the wilderness.
00:55:41It's communed with nature.
00:55:44I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:55:46You know?
00:55:47I think it's my goal.
00:55:49You see, that's funny.
00:55:50How's that?
00:55:51That's just some of the things you were saying last night.
00:55:53They got me thinking.
00:55:58Look, I was a little drunk, but that was a private conversation.
00:56:04There's no such thing as privacy when you're shouting in the middle of the night, fella.
00:56:07Well, let's go.
00:56:36I happen to know that several bodies have been found recently.
00:56:41Girls.
00:56:43Not too dissimilar from your girl back at the manor.
00:56:48Now that is not to say that women cannot handle themselves out here.
00:56:52It's just that these ladies in particular apparently had a look about them.
00:56:58You know what I mean?
00:56:59Like, like out of place. Like a deer in the big city.
00:57:04And that makes me think, there's a wolf amongst us.
00:57:08And I tell you what, if I'm the huntsman, I will have zero compunction about walking up to that wolf,
00:57:16slicing him open, and set Little Red Riding Hood free!
00:57:24Hey! What big eyes you have!
00:57:28Hey!
00:57:35What does this mean?
00:57:37Well, it means, if you really are trying to get as far away from this place as you can, now
00:57:44you have a fighting chance.
00:58:11It means, if you have a fighting chance, then you can't down it.
00:58:12All right, I mean, if you're waiting.
00:58:14It's not my fault.
00:58:15On the right side.
00:58:15In this experience, I guess, there's nothing to hide outside.
00:58:16Yeah, it's my fault.
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:19Go to the right side.
00:58:21Hi!
00:58:22Come, now you're up.
00:58:22I'm estas.
00:58:23You're sitting in the front seat.
00:58:24You're sitting in the front seat.
00:58:26Now, if you're standing, I can't bend down.
00:58:27You're sitting in a row of the still of the sun.
00:58:27Hey! Hello? Hey!
00:58:39Anderson, stay with me, stay with me.
00:58:42Don't just stand there, help him!
00:58:44There's none left.
00:58:45What are you saying?
00:58:47The crimson syrup will use the reserves at the feast.
00:58:52Stay with him, stay with him!
00:59:18I found the first aid kit for his leg, and we have to force the bone back in.
00:59:36Oh, God!
00:59:37Ahh!
00:59:40Ahh!
01:00:05No, no, no, no.
01:00:09No.
01:00:19You missing something?
01:00:23So am I.
01:00:31What is this?
01:00:34Is this my hair?
01:00:36No, what are you, are you stupid?
01:00:38No, those things take forever to me.
01:00:40Come on.
01:00:42This is, uh, this is your hair.
01:00:47Then whose is this?
01:00:52Other girls.
01:00:56Who are you?
01:00:59Apparently a wolf.
01:01:05Where's my insulin?
01:01:06What are you going to do with that, huh?
01:01:08What are you going to do?
01:01:08Are you going to give me tetanus?
01:01:12Give me my insulin now.
01:01:14Come on, Charlotte, give me the knife.
01:01:18Lottie.
01:01:22You're going to run now.
01:01:23Go ahead.
01:01:24Like it's your idea?
01:01:25All right.
01:01:26Yeah.
01:01:34Go ahead.
01:01:47Come on.
01:01:56Are you still following me?
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:00Damn it.
01:02:01You know, this is why I brought you up here in the first place.
01:02:07So you're doing me a favor.
01:02:08Eh?
01:02:10Isn't it exciting?
01:02:12Please.
01:02:12I've seen you make a campfire.
01:02:15I came with a fire.
01:02:18I've done this dance a million times, Charlotte.
01:02:21I know your type.
01:02:25Running's always funny to me.
01:02:26You know why?
01:02:29You can't run forever.
01:02:33I only need a few more seconds.
01:02:37All I need is to run just a couple seconds longer than you.
01:02:41And something tells me it's not going to be much of a challenge.
01:03:13You know,
01:03:15I think your therapist would be proud you're definitely outside of your comfort zone
01:03:21Get
01:03:24Hey, you need help here
01:03:27What the hell is going on?
01:03:42Holy mackerel, she did a number on you fella
01:03:50...
01:03:52...
01:03:59...
01:04:00...
01:04:01...
01:04:01...
01:05:03I thought we lost you a few times.
01:05:08I was coming to see you, to bring you a gift.
01:05:13This gift.
01:05:16You're welcome.
01:05:20Hey, why don't you come in?
01:05:46What happened to me?
01:05:50Well, Wilder found you in the woods.
01:05:52A little worse for the wear.
01:05:54We brought you back and fixed you up and look at you.
01:05:59Right as rain.
01:06:06Looks like you owe him your life now, too.
01:06:11You're one of us.
01:06:24No, no, no, no, no.
01:06:25No, no, no.
01:06:28Where's Casey?
01:06:30Good job, brother.
01:06:30What is that?
01:06:31Where's Casey?
01:06:37Praise be to us, the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the Creator.
01:06:45Praise be to Wilder.
01:06:48We sacrifice for the man that saves us.
01:06:51He gives us with life, and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
01:06:57Everlasting love and devotion.
01:07:11Thank you, thank you, everybody, thank you.
01:07:15Thank you so much, thank you.
01:07:17Oh, man, isn't this just fantastic?
01:07:20Yes!
01:07:21Oh, it's a great day.
01:07:23It's a great day to be alive.
01:07:25I mean, just look at that weather out there, right?
01:07:27It can't get any better than that.
01:07:28Well, ladies and gentlemen, our prayers have been answered.
01:07:41This pure crimson maple syrup, the first after decades of struggle, with it we are revived.
01:07:54With it, we are healed.
01:08:02Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:04Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:07Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:12However, this gift is due in some part to that fine young lady in the back.
01:08:19Let's give it up for her!
01:08:20There we go!
01:08:22Don't be shy!
01:08:24Don't be invisible now.
01:08:32Humility is a virtue.
01:08:33Let's give it up for her!
01:08:35Let's give this party guys!
01:08:36Yeah!
01:08:38Yeah!
01:08:39Yeah!
01:08:42Woo!
01:08:44Woo!
01:08:45Woo!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:50Woo!
01:08:53Do you
01:08:53Woo!
01:08:53Woo!
01:09:13See you!
01:09:40I'm doing this?
01:09:45I'm doing this.
01:09:49Okay.
01:10:27I'm doing this.
01:10:48I'm doing this.
01:10:59This is stupid.
01:11:01I'm doing this.
01:11:16Casey?
01:11:28Casey.
01:11:31Oh, Jesus.
01:11:43You decent?
01:11:45What is this place?
01:11:47Whoa.
01:11:48Hold on there, champ.
01:11:50What is it?
01:11:52It's a graveyard.
01:11:55It's not what it looks like.
01:11:56That you kill people and hide their bodies down here because that's what it looks like.
01:12:00I haven't killed anyone.
01:12:02That hurts.
01:12:03You're the one who killed poor Casey.
01:12:06But you know what?
01:12:07I want to thank you for that.
01:12:08I really do.
01:12:09You got us out of a real bind.
01:12:12I didn't kill him.
01:12:16He attacked me.
01:12:18Well, I know that, sweetheart.
01:12:20You know, from what I understand, you weren't the only one.
01:12:25Damn, if I could have gotten to those other girls' bodies before the cops did, we would have been out
01:12:30of this mess months ago.
01:12:32But that would have been unethical.
01:12:34Unethical.
01:12:37Look at these bodies.
01:12:39These are volunteers.
01:12:42This is my family, for Christ's sake.
01:12:45You can trace my entire genealogical history from my father all the way back to the beginning.
01:12:55They say his son spent his whole life looking for him.
01:13:01For my son.
01:13:04And eventually found him.
01:13:08Twined in the roots of this tree.
01:13:12This whole place, everything that we've built, is sons trying to do right by their dad.
01:13:20With your help, I finally have.
01:13:23Now, you'd think there'd be a better way to make a dead man proud of you than bottling the sap
01:13:30taken from a tree that's devoured his corpse.
01:13:33But honestly, I can't think of one.
01:13:35And it's so good on pancakes.
01:13:37This is demented.
01:13:40It used to be.
01:13:42When one of our people died, they were placed down here.
01:13:46They became part of our legacy.
01:13:49And then medicine became a thing.
01:13:51Oh God, there's more.
01:13:51I got some real pain in the ass.
01:13:53You know, Irma?
01:13:54I've been waiting for that melted candle to die for over a decade.
01:13:59She is so old.
01:14:00How old is she?
01:14:03She is so old.
01:14:05She doesn't even remember her own age.
01:14:08And she just sits there.
01:14:10Knitting.
01:14:10Would you call that living?
01:14:12I don't.
01:14:13Whatever.
01:14:13Anyway.
01:14:15The point is, Irma won't die.
01:14:18People should be praying to her.
01:14:20Huh?
01:14:23So what now?
01:14:24You kill me?
01:14:26No.
01:14:27We just go on living.
01:14:29We're doing good here.
01:14:32You're a part of this now, Charlotte.
01:14:36I think I'm better off in the woods.
01:14:39Alone.
01:14:40Because if this awful trip has taught me anything,
01:14:42it's that people...
01:14:43People are not so great.
01:14:47What?
01:14:48You're gonna run away?
01:14:49Do you...
01:14:50Do you even know how to navigate up there?
01:14:52I'll take my chances.
01:14:58All right, all right.
01:14:59There are two ways this could go.
01:15:01All right.
01:15:01First, you could live with us
01:15:03and have a happy life.
01:15:05Or you could go up into the woods,
01:15:08get lost,
01:15:09die alone.
01:15:12Either way, eventually,
01:15:14you end up down here.
01:15:16So for me, it's a win-win.
01:15:20There's a third option.
01:15:23I slit your throat
01:15:25and give your trees a fresh meal.
01:15:27How's that sound?
01:15:28Honestly, not a fan.
01:15:31Cause I'm the killer here.
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:35Don't pretend that you know me
01:15:36because I slept in your house
01:15:37and I ate your shit food.
01:15:40I'm starting to think
01:15:41that I don't even know myself anymore.
01:15:44So let's find out who I am, yeah?
01:15:45No, I'm good.
01:15:47Then you go over there and you sit
01:15:48and you...
01:15:49you stay.
01:15:51Fine.
01:15:52fine.
01:15:56Good talk.
01:17:54What can I get you, sweetie?
01:17:59Pancakes.
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