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00:10hey guys we just got back from the Super Mario Galaxy movie in its quest to make a billion
00:20dollars this is three years later after the first um the first film uh we we famously uh got got
00:31reamed by uh our fans in the internet for being not kind to the film we gave it a five
00:37out of ten
00:38if I remember right I think y'all might have given it less than than me um and we're back
00:44with the
00:44same directorial team the same writer uh Matthew Fogle uh but a new story uh we go to the galaxy
00:53we
00:53use a lot of uh new characters and the stars the star kids who are freaking adorable and I gotta
01:02say
01:02I I actually enjoyed this film's characters um better its pacing was at least initially a little
01:14bit better and then everything kind of falls apart back to the insane um mile a minute pace of the
01:25previous one where nothing feels um explored deb things are just kind of thrown on the screen
01:31and honestly it started to feel as if I was watching an eight episode uh you know Disney
01:37plus series just jammed packed uh within uh a you know hour and uh some minute runtime and is a
01:4898
01:48minute runtime this movie is jam packed it is cluttered there are tons of character cameos and um yeah
01:57Nintendo is basically um throwing everything at the screen and I will say visually it's really awesome
02:06I think the animators are doing their job at the best possible level you can see the charm
02:14the smiles the the even the acting and the character's eyes as they go from sad to filled with hope
02:21to
02:22um you know action scenes are cool and awesome and everything seems to be working um at surface level
02:33but I just wish that the the story the jokes and the characterization was there to support it
02:41and I get that this is I don't know you know I feel like is this a universal pictures thing
02:47is this an
02:48illumination thing but honestly when I watch the illumination you know the little minions uh films I laugh
02:57I laugh a lot and in this film it only made me laugh once it made me and Joe laugh
03:03once at the end
03:05and I just wish that there was more emotion going on and so it's much like the first film
03:13it goes a mile a minute it's just like hey here's this next here's the thing hey do you remember
03:17this
03:17hey do you remember that hey do you remember this
03:19and I was like damn it after such a great start where they were taking their time with the characters
03:25essentially Yoshi is introduced here and he has nothing to do we just we just go on he was the
03:32tease
03:32in the first film so I thought oh he's going to New York we're gonna get this we're gonna get
03:37some
03:37cool shit with Yoshi's story his backstory nada none of that in fact I don't even think they write
03:44well they write Yoshi one time and you know I just felt if you're a Yoshi fan yes he's cute
03:50yes he's
03:50got an adorable voice but he just thrown in here he's one of the pack and then I don't know
03:56if I
03:56should spoil it but there's a there's a it seems as if Nintendo is just throwing every single character
04:03they have into these films so there's crossovers with a bunch of other characters um and you know it's
04:11cool to see them but it's like yeah but I'd rather you take him serious or I'd rather him get
04:16his own
04:16spin-off film let me just say it Star Fox okay Star Fox is in the film and he plays
04:22a part barely
04:24in the film Donkey Kong not here uh it says if he never even existed not here he didn't even
04:30do anything
04:30once yes guess you didn't uh I guess they didn't want to pay uh you know for the voice actor
04:36for for
04:36him um and uh it took 40 minutes for Jack Black to show up as uh Bowser I was interested
04:43in what they
04:44were going to do with Bowser here and then again drop that plot line completely right back to you know
04:51uh standard fare and uh yeah and so unfortunately as much as I wanted to come out and say because
04:59in our
04:59first review I was like maybe the sequel is going to be better maybe the sequel is going to be
05:03a little
05:03different they're going to focus on the characters while they do a little bit I actually like the
05:09characters here more I like the characters I like the cute little uh stars these little adorable children
05:17um and I'm happy that the Mario Brothers get to spend more time together uh Luigi and Mario but
05:26ultimately it still doesn't feel like a satisfying story it feels like member berries the movie at
05:33a thousand miles a minute and maybe this is just what works these days I mean we've seen this kind
05:40of pacing and a little bit in Superman we've seen it a little bit in Minecraft the movie and of
05:45course
05:45in the first Mario film a lot of money and these things are making money so I don't know that's
05:51my
05:52initial opinion on a Super Mario Galaxy movie so if you want to downvote us up front again
05:57for being those crabby critics that you know are fucking idiots and don't retards and don't know
06:03what they're saying or doing go ahead yeah and there's that excuse it's not meant for you it's
06:07like yeah it can be though like because they're like the parents have to go watch the movie it's like
06:11hey this is a good message this is feel good it's a feel good for everyone but this again was
06:16not like
06:17you said mile a minute this plots that I did want to focus on they dropped it real quick and
06:23to reiterate what you said I wanted some more of the Yoshi stuff because they teased in the first
06:28one's like okay it'll be pretty cool and they're like oh well he's here and he's part of the gang
06:32like we've known him it's like but I didn't get to spend that much time and you don't really get
06:37to
06:37spend that much time with the characters so you don't really feel for them a lot and again it has
06:42no like a heart like the first one it's just like moving to point a to point b yeah because
06:49we need to
06:50throw out throw out some jokes a lot of them didn't work there's a couple of good ones I did
06:54like the Star Fox stuff but it was pretty short yeah and it's just Star Fox it doesn't bring his
07:01cast of lovable characters with him yeah and then Bowser he his situation was kind of dealt with
07:09pretty quick I thought they were going to linger on that a little bit more because he does kind of
07:13feel bad but then he's like meh that's fine he seems like he's a rehabilitated Bowser kind of
07:19thing yeah and then they drop this plot line pretty quick dropped so many things that I was kind of
07:23interested in and then they just like start jam-packing things and there's like just so you
07:28could be like oh look shiny thing shiny thing the world doesn't feel real to me you know what I
07:33mean
07:34like I try to get into the world and universe here you know Sega with Sonic it feels real it
07:40feels like
07:41oh this shit makes sense okay Robotnik makes makes interesting things yeah and these things are
07:47based in somewhat reality I know it's crazy to say that right but then here it's just like you just
07:52press this and then and then you get this power and then you're the ninja but it's like I get
07:56it
07:56from the video games and a lot of it is but I want these things set up individually on the
08:02mom and then
08:03have that epic moment of triumph but if you're just throwing 17 things out there at once it's like at
08:10any
08:10moment anything can happen and it just doesn't feel grounded I did like obviously the animation is
08:19spot-on it's fucking oh yeah 11 out of 10 yes so 10 out of 10 looks fucking great um
08:27I still like
08:28the cast obviously except for Chris but whatever a Donald Glover did a good job you're not used to
08:34Chris Pratt at this point as Mario I think he does it fine wahoo but but everything else kind of
08:41yeah
08:41yeah yeah it's just Chris Pratt but everything is still good uh but again the story was very paper
08:48thin and I can't even tell Keegan Michael Kay is is I can't even tell his voice they're pretty they
08:54definitely alters yeah I like how they switched to uh the pixel art and the um the CGI pretty cool
09:02but there is definitely some different animation style here they do some some paper mache stuff they
09:07do uh the video game stuff they do the illumination animation all this shit is running 10 out of 10
09:14for
09:14me right and then the way the characters look the animation the music I just wish the writing and and
09:24the directing and the focus would be there yeah because again like I didn't feel for Bowser Jr. or
09:31or Bowser and their sad moments they were supposed to share like it feels off something feels off
09:40yeah it has to be the writing or storytelling well I loved it and 10 out of 10 no notes
09:47no I was my
09:47expectations were lower I the first one I didn't think was very good and people didn't like it but
09:51how dare you the first one has a 95 percent audience yeah so does a kid's happy meal but
09:58when you're a when you're a parent you buy your kid a happy meal you know you're not feeding them
10:01something good you're feeding something that will distract them it's got a toy in it and it makes
10:05them happy and quiet for a short period of time but you know it's not good it's you know it
10:10isn't
10:10good and that's what this is this is a happy meal that will make a billion dollars it's not a
10:14good
10:15story it is gorgeous because illumination is super good at what they do yes but like the story isn't
10:20like we watch some of these movies you go back and you watch the the Shrek movie that came out
10:25the
10:25same year as the Mario movie the last wish like you feel stuff for these characters and kids can
10:30enjoy that and parents can enjoy that that is a good kids movie or didn't make as much money was
10:36a
10:36failure no well it made it made some money but like Shrek one is like the one that you know
10:41they
10:41always look back that one everyone can enjoy but writing is hard and so instead of doing writing
10:47and emotion and dialogue we got multiple non-stop rapid fire soulless IP milking where they go from
10:55place to place to place in 10 second little bursts and you're like oh I recognize that I recognize
11:01that I've heard this in the video game I've heard this music before and it's a huge portion of this
11:05movie is just going from scene to scene to scene because there's nothing in this movie but look at the
11:10thing I know it's great for kids if you're one of those people that have to have like jingle keys
11:14in
11:14front of your kids park them in front of this and they're going to be oh you are good this
11:18is a
11:18great kids kids film but also I've seen great kids films that have a good emotional uh pinning and
11:25undertone yeah story this will be successful kids film because I think you're successful that you the
11:30kids will watch it the kids will pay to go see it but I I just don't think that this
11:35is going to be
11:35one that they're going to look back on the way that we can look back on some of the the
11:38kids movies
11:39that we've seen recently and long long long long time ago where you're like Jim this is a great
11:44movie and this is something that I'd want to show to someone else this is something you watch one
11:48time and anytime you watch beyond this you're suffering through because your kid wants to watch
11:52it over and over and over again so happy that I looked it up put some boots the last wish
11:55was not
11:55a flop oh thank god because you know people were ragging on that film because it didn't make all the
12:00money in the universe even though it was a great film it did 480 million worldwide on a 90 million
12:05budget yeah I mean and then a film like super mario brothers does more than double probably
12:10triple that because I think it's at 1.3 billion make going to 1.4 billion I don't think that
12:17this
12:17actually I actually don't think this film is going to do as well as the first film which is weird
12:23because I actually think this one is slightly better than the first one yeah so I think it's still
12:26gonna make a billion it probably won't make 1.4 billion I think it'll probably just pass a billion
12:31and that'll be kind of where it is but um um yeah I was I was expecting uh a better
12:40villain
12:40didn't get it uh you know where where's my man well no I mean y'all already know this you
12:48know
12:48waluigi uh wario I guess they're they're saving that stuff for a third film because all this stuff
12:55could definite I mean if you're making a billion off each film you're we're gonna get there eventually
13:00yeah um it's just sad to see this particular franchise treated as a soup just throw everything
13:07in there put it all on the screen we don't have moments of reflection we don't have emotional
13:13moments we don't have uh great backstory now this is the first time in history where they're kind of
13:18addressing Peach's origin the first film kind of did that that was interesting so they expand that a
13:24little bit here but not as much as you're hoping and uh and it just again it doesn't have the
13:30emotional resonance as it should as you're setting it up um and it's it's just visually a freaking treat
13:39but it doesn't have the substance behind it it's cotton candy and uh cotton candy is great for kids
13:47um but if you're if you're eating too much cotton candy eventually you're gonna throw up
13:53and I just want it to be something a little bit better and it's a shame because uh like I
13:59said the
13:59the the animation and the talent and I'm good I'm on board with everything here I just wish that um
14:06they took some more time with the story or had have some ambition uh to tell something interesting
14:13outside of let's try to hit every single fucking thing that we have ever put into the video games
14:21and let's bring in fucking what is that video clock and watch you know one of the first little
14:26nintendo things I've got let's we gotta give him his moment we gotta give the pikmin their moment we
14:33gotta do this it's like do you though do you this is mario's world why don't we focus on mario
14:39do we have to cross over you know star fox is the star fox universe in the same universe as
14:45mario
14:45apparently yes it well no he it's a different universe he's stranded joe okay fine he's stranded
14:52all right cool dude he is I hope he gets a a spinoff that's glenn powell well clearly they got
15:00him
15:00fresh off that that uh you know top gun because they wanted him running man not not fresh off his
15:06running man success it's more like his running man failure but uh now that he's in this another
15:13box office hit for glenn good our boy from the same from uh our school all right honestly I forgot
15:21what
15:21I gave the first one but I I think it's was it four or five I don't remember but this
15:29one
15:31I would say it's still the same whether it was four or five I don't remember what I give the
15:38first
15:38one but I think it's don't worry about it it's the same focus on this one uh it's the same
15:43thing
15:43everything I like the visuals but it had no depth like I wanted an amazing climax or something to
15:53happen that makes me feel good but then all of a sudden like we didn't have our lows where our
16:00heroes are like stranded and then they're at the lowest to try to try to reflect on what's going on
16:05we didn't have any moments like that to to like kind of latch on to a character see their the
16:12world
16:12through their their eyes or whatnot everything was just funny moment funny moment funny moment
16:18but there was a very funny but yeah also yeah a lot of it wasn't funny so it's like we're
16:23stranded
16:23here it's like we're at our lowest but it didn't seem like that they're just like kind of babies just
16:28goofing off some of it was kind of annoying sometimes but yeah four for me four yeah uh I it's
16:41a shame
16:41because I there's parts where I'm watching this is like wow this is so cool looking and I just was
16:46so disappointed while watching these scenes it's like it's what I'm seeing is gorgeous but what
16:50the writing in the scene is just not there everything is muted like like you said there's
16:54no lows in this film like everything is brought up to the middle and there are no highs in this
16:59film
16:59everything's dragged back down so there's no elation there's no there's no sorrow there's no heartbreak
17:04there's no anything where you and there's story here where you would feel heartbreak because something
17:10happens to characters and then you would feel so happy that they get back together and all this stuff
17:14happens none of that is here like absolutely none of that I mean sometimes you watch these movies
17:19and you're like oh man I'm thinking about getting choked up this nothing absolutely nothing the kids
17:23behind us when they were talking in the film not there was no laughter they were not laughing at this
17:27movie and we see kids movies frequently where everyone is busting up and having a great time yeah
17:32nothing so it's like I don't think they did a good job with this movie and I think that if
17:37you take
17:37your kids to have it you're going to have a successful outing they're going to be happy and quiet
17:41but you're going to know that this isn't a good movie on its own if you're judging this movie
17:45based on what the movie put out which is what I'm trying to do it's not good it's a I
17:51they're
17:51squeezing every penny they can out of the IP by showing you as quick as much things on the screen
17:55as they possibly can I do think it's better than the last one I think I give the last one
18:00a three
18:00so um I think I think the last one is a bad movie yeah and I don't think this one
18:04I wouldn't I
18:05wouldn't rewatch it yeah and I wouldn't rewatch this one either and I think this one is slightly
18:09better so I'm going to say there's a four instead I do think it's a below average I have more
18:14fun
18:14watching the minions movies there's more at least silliness and wackiness going on where I can have
18:19a good time look we we can be silly we can I can understand so as long as it's funny
18:23so as long as
18:24it works this just is not there's the minions and monsters trailer was funnier than the entire
18:29Mario Mario movie I'm actually excited for that dumb fucking presence but I'm like happy to hear
18:36you say that I'm gonna watch I'm gonna watch all this shit yeah but going to minions and monsters
18:40yeah well that movie's gonna chop the legs off us or Supergirl so oh I know yeah because it comes
18:45out in June it's like four days after I think yeah so um but yeah so below average uh but
18:52you know
18:52you're not surprised for me yeah uh I unfortunately this time I have to agree with critics we have
18:58some critics here let's see uh Danahan Klein from we're watching that all side quests no substance
19:03while filled to the brim with references and easter eggs the sequel somehow even more anemic on the
19:08plot front alas a textbook case of preying on your nostalgia instead of bothering to nourish the
19:14intelligence of the fan base that's well put I mean that's perfectly put that's what I'm trying to
19:20say is that you can do both and it seems like Nintendo illumination Nintendo probably don't
19:27have anything to do with it it's illumination it's Matthew Fogle it's the director team of uh these
19:33two gentlemen um Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic uh that don't seem to care about that part of it
19:43so as long as they get as many references in this is what the fans want and honestly he's right
19:50it made 1.4 billion dollars it had a 95 percent audience score but if you're a movie critic you're
19:58going to disagree if you've seen a thousand animated films you're going to disagree you're going to have
20:05you're going to be like yeah that's a good one but how about this one huh and this one isn't
20:09one of
20:10the ones that you point to it's fine for younger audiences but it's going to leave you know adult
20:15viewers even teenage viewers the people who grew up with these licenses licenses wanting for more and
20:22wondering what exactly the point was if the point was to get as many things in there as possible and
20:28for it to be a visual splendor you got it but I just wanted more you can be successful and
20:33popular
20:34and not good you just have to look at the Kardashians and like I said the Happy Meal and stuff
20:38like that
20:38like you like hey this is trash like this is not good and then but it's like oh but people
20:42like it
20:43it's like okay cool I'm glad yeah and people like the fucking Five Nights at Freddy's films as well
20:49and again that you know not good horror not good video game adaptions and uh just kind of
20:55unfortunately a disappointment and I hate to be the fucking you know contrarian or the uh you know
21:03movie critic but we're trying to explain exactly why we go to the movies you want to see a good
21:08movie all right see a damn good movie if we're going I want it to be good it's not like
21:13I don't
21:14want it to be good but it is it comes from more that that idea of let's exploit this license
21:21to
21:21maximum potential rather than let's tell this really well thought out story that makes you feel
21:27for all of the characters um there's the tropes in there there's you know the brothers the family
21:34um friends but none of it hits any hard and I think it's because when you're spending 10 minutes
21:43in each world and in within those 10 minutes you have two minutes to give Mario and Luigi his frog
21:50outfit Mario his drill outfit you know you're going things a mile a minute and it's like okay yeah but
21:56where'd he get that why didn't he just bring it at the beginning what you know where does this
22:00universe how does this universe okay it doesn't matter none of it matters none of it matters
22:03honestly none of it matters because like the main plot was Bowser and Bowser Jr so I thought that we
22:08were going to get some more emotional moments and some more heartfelt scenes with them two yeah is it
22:13gone no it's on okay yeah just like with those two like we'll get some more scenes try to get
22:18some
22:18bond going on and see what's going on like at the end they'll learn to be batteries like I wasn't
22:26there for
22:26him and now he's looking for me it's like okay so at the end of this film Joe what did
22:30the characters
22:31learn absolutely nothing nothing not a goddamn thing Bowser didn't learn nothing Mario didn't learn
22:38nothing I guess family I guess uh uh Peach learned a little bit more about where where she comes from
22:45she remembered yeah you remembered yeah she remembered but that's it Bowser and Bowser Jr yeah okay
22:52all right well anyways all right so that's gonna be it for us let's go into the spoilers discussion
22:59if you don't care about the film or if you've seen the film you want to discuss it and see
23:04what
23:04specific things we're talking about okay so
23:21hey guys welcome to the spoilers discussion I think um you know I like the film more because I
23:27like more of these characters I like Star Fox uh you know Donkey Kong's not in it I I thought
23:33Seth
23:34Rogen was weird choice for Donkey Kong once you see in one time you see he's in Brooklyn and they're
23:41throwing barrel he's throwing barrels at people and like yeah one second scene that's the one yeah
23:45that's he's not in it apparently people were saying what Wario was in the first film no he's not
23:52I mean they say when Luigi has his flashback and they're building the castle you know there's this
23:59blonde kid that comes over and knocks it that's supposed to be Wario's like yeah but that could
24:03be anybody you know Nintendo could just you know say it's anybody but uh um yeah so I really like
24:13I
24:13said I really like the opening of this film it starts on this star castle with a bunch of star
24:20children and she's the mother of the stars Rosalina and she's got the powers of star power galaxy cosmic
24:29power and Bowser Jr's uh you know shows up in a big ass machine and then we get our girl
24:36boss moment
24:37it's badass it works it's fine and she protects her little cute these fucking stars are so cute
24:43I just watched these guys all day long um unfortunately because she wants to you know
24:48they do the trophy thing where she's distracted for a second because one of her kids comes out
24:52and then she gets captured and then the kids are like oh no and that's and then we get the
24:58title
24:58crawl and I'm like okay all right there we go good setup you're building the world out so you know
25:05it's who is this princess she seems somehow linked to peach with a similar look and uh and then we
25:11got
25:11those cute stars that we saw at the beginning and then as it goes along um I think you know
25:17we get the
25:18brothers together and the brothers are having fun they're driving their fucking motorcycles and
25:22shit and they're just having a great time but I think at at a certain point it was maybe when
25:27we got
25:28to Yoshi and they reveal hey you remember how we teased Yoshi last time and he's in New York and
25:36his
25:36egg cracks yeah we're not doing none of that shit you know he's already part of the gang so get
25:40you
25:40yeah and then he so they they spend like five minutes less than that two minutes doing this montage of
25:46him just hanging out in New York which was funny uh but then all of a sudden he's just boom
25:50he's a
25:51part of the group and uh I just I don't know I was hoping for a little bit more with
25:56Yoshi yeah and
25:57Toad doesn't like it they're not really sure why but he's just like gotta put some kind of tension I
26:03guess just because Toad's like I don't like you maybe it was a montage of him fucking with him or
26:08something that would have been funny something else maybe he he's the first one to get eaten by
26:13Yoshi and turned into an egg and he's
26:16Traumatized by that
26:18You know give him a reason but there's no reason of any of this
26:22but yeah, so the
26:25I don't know the what what world is this the the fucking the met the Mexican world I
26:32Can say that okay, I'm half Mexican all right
26:35So there doesn't it um
26:38He shows up and they they unclog the thing that's where they found Yoshi
26:42It's like but what is he doing here because he's supposed to be in New York. Oh well
26:46He got scared and the police went after him when he went into a
26:53Museum guys we could literally
26:55Break down this plot and you can get 10 episodes in a fucking TV series and each one could be
27:02fucking awesome
27:03You remember the fucking the super Mario brothers variety hour, whatever they call it with the two brothers
27:09That's funny the live-action one
27:12um, you know
27:15It's it it felt a little bit like that sometimes just because it's going a fucking mile a minute
27:21um
27:22What else they rescue Yoshi they get back to the mushroom kingdom and it's peaches birthday
27:29Mario
27:29Mario gives her he's in love well the subplot yeah subplot with hey you like her yeah, uh, and where
27:36does that go?
27:37It doesn't go anywhere. It's there. It's like so the thing gives him a kiss at the end
27:41Did you do that in the first film? I don't know
27:43He gives her her umbrella, uh, but then shooting stars start showing up and then a star crash lands and
27:49she's like
27:50Hey, my mom got kidnapped you
27:52She said if anything ever happened to her to come find you and thus starts the adventure
27:57She leaves
27:59With toad just toad now
28:01So that means that rosalina has been separated from peach forever
28:04She never fucking checks in on her
28:07She sees she was scared she watches her from a distance why because their powers combined is too dangerous
28:13And people would seek out that power
28:15Hand wave hand wave is what they explain
28:18stupid
28:19All right, when they touch hands they have the the power of the universe
28:23um, yeah, and
28:26uh,
28:27Yoshi and
28:29Luigi are immediate best friends and they're making fun of mario because he's got feelings for peach and he doesn't
28:35want to admit it
28:36and uh, yeah, so luma
28:39basically asked for peaches help and
28:42The toads are like no, don't help and they don't listen the peach goes to help immediately
28:49She asked toad to go with her and
28:51And I think I guess right here is where things fall apart because it's like, okay, so
28:56We got the mission. We got the mission. We set it up all nice, but then the whole
29:02Fucking it's spend one world another world for 10 minutes
29:06There's no team, but you guys it's like there's no fucking plan things just happen to them
29:12And then they'll trip and they'll do and then then that the trip turns into a whole storyline
29:17And then this and then we all you that we fell into another world
29:20This world has a tyrannosaurus rex and and now we're running from the tyrannosaurus rex and then and then the
29:26babies
29:27And then the babies go in the mouth and then this and then and then
29:30uh, the the princess's peaches castle is captured
29:33Uh by the fucking space ship and then the spaceship lifts off with this princess peach castle
29:38But then uh, they have a fight on the fucking ship and then the fucking uh
29:43The fucking boss slams into the spaceship, which lets go of the princess peach castle
29:48Which then the princess peach castle just falls throughout the universe and then it falls on a random world
29:53And we don't know what this world is
29:55But the the boys fall with it and then the boys are running from the castle and then the castle
29:59is falling
30:00And then we have an action scene promedia style
30:02We got we're running from the castle and then the castle stops and the boys are whoo
30:05Everything's fine, but then the castle continues to fall and then we
30:11That is that that I mean that's everything it's like yeah, but are we gonna go to save the princess?
30:18We're gonna fight yet. Let's focus on it. Just shit. It's just fucking wild and it's crazy
30:22And I guess some people you know like that, but and I like it too, but
30:29uh not
30:30Non-stop for an hour and 30 minutes you you gotta have some semblance
30:38You gotta have some slowdown moments. You have to have some focus and it's not focused
30:43It's a that your add has add and somebody gave you the magic pencil and you're just writing the whole
30:49plot as it goes along
30:53Yeah, pretty much
30:54Yeah, and then they meet up at this um
30:58International yeah, this galaxy this galaxy where there's even more. I mean, it's non-stop because this is the place
31:03where all of the universe is combined and all the galaxies
31:06And so they're like hey, you remember that from the 80s?
31:08It's like you know, and I mean you have to be over 40 years old to know what the fuck
31:11that is
31:11It's like you remember that and that and that and that and that and that and then they
31:15Mario ends up finally meeting up with peach
31:18Uh, they're probably need a pilot and so star fox is the only one who will take them to the
31:22dangerous place
31:24Uh, and then they go on their adventure and star fox kind of a badass like we got to get
31:28the
31:28The the scene I think it was jupiter or the asteroid belt level and
31:3364 like that and he was able to you know, he's cool scene he blows up their um
31:38They're their big spaceship pretty easily, but then jeff found your bowser jr pulls out a secret weapon
31:44The gun that turns them into babies
31:47And it's the babies
31:49That thwart star foxes ship that's where they crash land. That's where they have the the tyrannosaurus thing
31:56Here's where you needed to have well
31:59They had they had the jokes with the babies, but here is where they're supposed to be their lowest
32:04This this is where you need time to breathe the oh three-act structure go with with the conflict and
32:09exactly
32:10No, it's like no, we just have these babies go to take care of them and he
32:16Finds himself in some shenanigans. The mario brothers are climbing on top of a t-rex and then he's playing
32:23The mario theme song on his fucking teeth would you remember the can't wake him up the animaniacs?
32:30Cartoon where the dog is constantly chasing the baby every one of those episodes is funnier than everything that happened
32:35in this with
32:36Toad trying to chase the baby
32:37It's member base the the the thing that turns them into babies is the fucking gun the light gun
32:43Which I had and I fucking loved I also had rob
32:45I couldn't believe it. I wish I would have held on to rob
32:48I think I gave it to a once upon a child store a long time ago and resold because those
32:53things sell for for
32:54higher now and but the thing is they they take from better movies, you know what movie they took from
33:00when they did the rob part
33:02It's fucking Zootopia the sloth guy because what is the thing with raw rob will grab goes
33:10Over here
33:12You know, it's like but that's exactly the joke. This is a robot
33:17It's different than it's law. Oh
33:19Okay, and they don't do it but once they do it twice, but then they do it three times and
33:24then later on
33:25Somebody else is asking where the princess went and then he does it again
33:30Uh, so super funny. Oh super scope. That's what I was thinking. Um, anyways
33:38Yeah, this yeah, we're flying through the galaxy and uh
33:45At one point all that I
33:47It's hard to keep all this shit straight at one point. They're like, oh my god
33:51There it is as they're flying through the galaxy and it's the gateway galaxy. I'm like what?
33:57What did they mean to go there? Did they intend to go there? I don't I don't know where they're
34:02going
34:02Do you know what I'm saying? Yes, are they flying through what happened?
34:05So somebody give me when peach went yes
34:08Yeah, so when those when the star went he's like hey, they were captured and sent beyond the gateway galaxy
34:13So that's the only that's the anchor point. That's the only okay
34:16Rob said to go to the gateway galaxy, right?
34:21Because like there it is. He's he's pointing him to pilots. Yeah pilots. Okay. Well anyways, uh bowser is
34:30Reunited with his son and you can tell that bowser does care about his son
34:35They do some flashbacks where he was basically raising his son with this story of galactic domination and and killing
34:43other
34:43Civilizations and then having a big fucking gun and having planet bowser because everybody made fun of them
34:49And they you know, they felt like shit
34:51Uh, but so when his son grew up, I don't know how this world works
34:56Like how does he like they have the best technology the the craziest weapons?
35:00It's like why did none of these other universes go all right guys?
35:05Well, okay, no, let's not think about about yeah, let's not think about logic
35:09Okay, so they'll these people can conquer other people at any time
35:13Um, then he realizes his son is a kind of a maniacal maniac guy, but at the same time
35:19You know because he's sort of reformed
35:22He's been through therapy when he's hanging out with I guess the boys and he kind of likes
35:26He likes luigi kind of likes mario kind of has a grudge against him
35:31But thinks they're all right guys, and I thought this was going to be cool
35:35I thought he was going to be able to reform his son
35:39And they were going to bond over that and bond over like, you know, just being cool
35:43And you know, there are other villains in the in the star super mario world that you can bring that
35:49bowser could fight with them
35:51He could be the vegeta of the universe, but no they decide that he's like, ah, yeah
35:58They fuck them. Let's just beat them up
36:01Wait, what but yeah, because they brainwashed your father and he gives this weak speech
36:07And I didn't think he bought it, you know, I think oh, that's a temporary mandate
36:10He's going to follow him for a little bit and then later on
36:12He's going to notice that we are literally torturing and killing a woman to power a beam that will destroy
36:20galaxies
36:22And you know, he shows emotion throughout the whole film and then all of a sudden it's gone
36:28And it doesn't make any sense. It's not a cool turn be too complex. Joe have to be simple
36:32Yes, I was hoping for a team up with bowser and they're going to try to stop
36:39Mario rpg. Yeah, that would walk. Yeah, I think that would've been better
36:42And instead no we get the worst version of bowser. He just goes back to his normal ways
36:47He turns into a minion for his son
36:51Uh has a fight at the end falls in lava doesn't even have the fucking uh, you know
36:57Respect to do the the terminator thing because they've done they've referenced everything already
37:04Uh, so he falls in the lava and dies, but then he comes up as bones. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
37:09You know, it's all I've seen that before and then you know his son's like yeah, and then they fight
37:14and um
37:15And I guess we do get a small turn here where the son is using his powerful paintbrush
37:21Which is never explained unless you play the games your own the fuck is going on
37:25Are we going to talk about this so we're going to take it away from him or whatever
37:29But he creates a fucking dragon at first. I'm like, okay, we're doing spyro now
37:33Are they making a wreck because we're referencing everything?
37:36Oh, yeah, the super mario for a time had to go up against spyro and he's getting his ass kicked
37:41because by
37:41We're selling a lot of money. I don't know. No, it's just a purple dragon that it looks similar
37:46But instead of attacking
37:48The the the mario brothers and yoshi he attacks browser jr
37:54And so they have to you know, uh
37:56team up
37:57a little bit and uh
38:00Mario just says mario just grabs the most powerful power-up that was in his pocket
38:04It's supposed to be random though
38:05And it okay. Well, then he
38:06He randomly grabs it and then the most powerful one and then he explodes to the dragon and saves him
38:10And then you think there would be some like heartfelt thing. Thank you for saving my son
38:13Yeah, you know, I'm sorry. Nothing absolutely nothing
38:17All of these moments are teed up and they could have done any one of them and then they decided
38:21to do none of them
38:22They choose the lowest common denominator words like oh now. They're a son
38:27Father-son criminal duo and they're in prison like you know, like an old-school bumbling lex luther and
38:34Lenny they're like oh, these prison can't hold us
38:38Yeah, it's an ad for man credits
38:42Great
38:43That sucks
38:45The sisters get reunited because it turns out that uh, they're sisters and um
38:51You think that there would be it'd be cool and they'd be like, oh, I missed you so much. I've
38:54always been watching you
38:55But I know it's two days. No, none of that
38:57Um, they have all these like none of this stuff comes together in a cool way
39:02How did the lumas get over into the final battle? Luigi accidentally turned on a radio
39:11That like that's it there's it and then and just because the accident they get the radio signal then they
39:17come one of the lumas is like Luigi
39:20and then
39:24So then the observatory comes over and then everybody's excited and happy and then peach goes into this room where
39:31she discovers her origins and
39:33She had just forgot and
39:35She's a baby. She's a baby. Yeah, and um
39:40Yeah, and so then they they they go home
39:43And then we have this one good moment. They like whatever they go back home
39:48Then they just oh, yeah, so you're saying after they win
39:52Yeah, after they win and the defeat of bad guys and everything blows up
39:56Yeah, they go back home. They're like, yeah, let's go to the castle. They're sitting there and
40:00Previously the castle was like lifted. So just a big crater thrown in the honeybeen kingdom. What happened?
40:07Okay, we just like
40:09It died because the time oh, yeah, the castle died
40:14And it was a line delivery made me enjoy
40:16It's so stupid
40:18And I went over to the jaws like one
40:19They got one
40:20I gave it that
40:21But what's at the end of the film?
40:23Where it just randomly goes
40:25It was random
40:26The castle died
40:27The castle died
40:28What?
40:29The castle was alive
40:30So then they randomly make a new castle
40:33Man, do you see how I go from a curmudgeon old man to laughing our butts off and smiling at
40:40one joke
40:41If you'd put all these other jokes in it
40:44Then maybe we would be on board for all this fucking nonsense
40:48We wanted more jokes. We wanted more emotional weight, which is what we fucking said throughout the whole review
40:53Which nobody's gonna agree with
40:55Anyways, same thing you said with the first one, but
40:58Um, or maybe they're like, what are y'all talking about? There are really funny jokes and really emotional beats
41:06What are you a medication that makes you feel deep feel deeply
41:12More than normal? Heightened? I want some, please
41:15Yeah
41:16I wish I could
41:17Commercials make me crack
41:19Yeah
41:20Commercials make you clap
41:22Commercials make me crack up and laugh and clap
41:25And yeah, clap
41:26All right, but anyways, um, enough
41:28We're sorry, we're not we're not attacking you
41:30Um, they
41:32I mean, we are
41:33I mean, Alex, excuse me
41:36No, my expectations were lower
41:37Well, lowered anyway, but holy shit, I expected it to be this low
41:40I actually think that people are going to come around a little bit more and be like, hey, you got
41:44a
41:44I expected more
41:45Kind of like
41:46We'll see
41:46The joker
41:47The second one for sure
41:48The joker
41:49And it's just like
41:50Hey, you didn't have two movies to steal from this time
41:52What happened?
41:53And it's like, oh, yeah
41:54So, uh, you know, the final battle it's yoshi, uh, uh,
41:57Yoshi, mario and luigi and mario gets what outfit?
42:02He gets the drill
42:03And yoshi gets what outfit or luigi gets what outfit?
42:06The clouds
42:07So those are those are cool. Yoshi just turns blue and he's just
42:11Is this in the game? I don't know of this particular one
42:14Honestly, at this point, I don't know. I haven't played, uh
42:16So he turns blue and he's just floating. He's just a big ol' balloon
42:19Then
42:19But when he pops, he goes all over the place
42:22Right
42:22And so then at the end of the battle, boom, bumps against the boss and then deflates and slams into
42:29The thing, right?
42:30And then yes, and then he goes back to his normal thing
42:33They all go like their normal form, yeah
42:35Yes
42:37Except for the red star which turns him into the most
42:42I personally like this form because he's red and black
42:44Of course
42:45And he's super saiyan
42:46And I'm like, oh, is this is this uh
42:50The mario galaxy's version of uh, supersonic
42:54You know how they're always doing that in in that world, so
42:57The nintendo sees that and like, oh, fuck we gotta we gotta power up mario if these two ever fight
43:02So here's here's his version
43:04So he powers up and he wins
43:08Everything is done very quickly now
43:11uh
43:12You using while they're fighting
43:15Uh peach is trying to break open to break open this bubble that's containing her sister rosalina
43:22And she can't do it, but she realizes oh
43:25We just touch hands and that creates power
43:27So she gets her sister to touch hands with her
43:30She touches hands and it cracks the glass and it blows everything up and they are saved and rescued and
43:35uh
43:36And then fox sends them all to prison and then everybody's like all right, cool. See you later dudes
43:41And he's like
43:43It's gone in an instant. I guess he's finding his way back to his universe. They said they fixed my
43:48warp drive
43:49So I'm going home, okay
43:50So what happens when you have but your mechanics fraud so they are in the same universe
43:54They're not in a different universe. They're they're in the alpha quad
43:57He's in the delta quadrant. They're in the alpha quadrant, right?
44:00Because you just have to warp drive over there
44:02He said he said different universe
44:03But in the beginning, but they don't actually get now
44:06So then after that the the two stingers were the prison scene where uh, the star kid
44:12This is one of the chicks is a blue star. She is my not
44:16she is the biggest villain of all the films and she is just uh off kilter and she says some
44:23some sinister uh
44:25James Bond villain stuff and it scares the hell out of uh, bowser and bowser jr
44:31and then the final scene is a tease at
44:35Daisy because I think
44:36Daisy is the final princess that we haven't seen and if you can get bring her in then you have
44:41all the princesses
44:42And I don't really remember daisy. I you know, I stopped playing the games by then
44:47But I think daisy like maybe super mario
44:51Land 2 I don't know one of them in the 90s and uh
44:56She's a princess of a completely different kingdom
44:59I wonder if she's the prince. Is she the princess of the sand sand stops on with sand well in
45:03this
45:04She's the princess of the the galaxy
45:07Um the bus station. They went to remember when the monkey stole from them because she's that princess, right?
45:13You think she's the princess of that area? I don't know. I mean everyone knows
45:17He calls her princess, so they do call her. Yeah, she's just famous. I mean yeah
45:20So then she punches out this monkey. This monkey's been taking shit on stuff
45:25Yeah, stealing stuff. Were you looking her up? Yeah, what's her thing?
45:29uh prince daisy saracen land saracen. I know it had something to do with mario land
45:3589 not 90s. Okay. I was wrong. He's also in the movie with uh bob bob hoskins. Yeah
45:42daisy was in that yeah, i don't know i could have sworn or is it just a in name only
45:47or something
45:48Uh, I don't remember. I'd rather watch that movie
45:51Yeah, you said that about the first time i stand by it
45:56Okay, but if we were to if I have to watch this shit a third time
46:01Then you got to bring in wa wario. You got to bring in my favorite waluigi and make it funny
46:07and make it fun
46:08And then y'all totally we got to bring the minion riders over who writes the fucking minions because this
46:13is hilarious
46:14Get silly with it and then we can
46:17Yeah, prince daisy. Oh, she was princess daisy. Yeah
46:19Yeah, so
46:21Okay
46:23Was princess peach in the live-action one? No, I think it's just princess daisy. Oh, they use daisy. That's
46:29why okay
46:31um
46:32Minions and monsters is coming out
46:36uh, july 1st. Yeah, which is why alex says oh
46:41Fuck yeah, it's like right it's gonna cut the fucking legs out of supergirl four days or something like that.
46:47Oh my god
46:48It's even worse situation for in superman because superman has had its momentum cut
46:54by jurassic park first and then undercut by
46:57Fantastic four, but that was like a week later or was it two weeks later. I don't know
47:04Maybe a week
47:04We're fucked at dcu is fucked. Uh, okay
47:09monsters minions and monsters was
47:12It's written by brian lynch and pierre cough
47:17Coffin and directed by pierre coffin
47:21Give it to that guy man
47:23Give the next super marioville. I know they think well, we got we made 1.4 billion dollars with these
47:28two directors and this writer
47:30They brought them back. I mean, that's the right thing to do is to bring the team back
47:34It's gonna be successful. I think this movie is gonna make a serious amount of money
47:37I'm not saying like it your kids will love it and it'll be successful. Yes, we say that but the
47:41answer is and what you ask me
47:42As far as like the rating is how do you make it better in a vacuum?
47:46Do you think that this is a good movie and it was like no?
47:48I don't think this is a good movie. No, unfortunately not
47:49Yeah, so how do you make it better? You have to make me care about the characters more you put
47:54them in situations where i'm
47:56Worried for them or I really want them to get back together because they were separated or we learn something
48:01Emotionally or you just make me laugh the entire way through because there's silliness and like funny stuff
48:06But the bond with yoshi not pushed not strong enough not expanded on the the love story between
48:13luigi and and princess not explored not pushed not done enough
48:18Uh, you know the the brotherly love thing which was in the first film which we liked when it was
48:24less less here
48:25It's even less here because granted they're together more of the time
48:33There's actually sometimes this film is is better and I do like it better than the first one, but sometimes
48:39it's worse
48:40all right, um, I think I have I
48:45Think we've covered pretty much everything we got the stingers we got the all that what else
48:54What else could we bring to this? Uh, you know
48:57Because star fox was in it. It gives me hope that we will see a stand-alone star fox film,
49:03which I think after watching this
49:05I think it could work and
49:07Since it will be a completely different writing and directing team more than likely it'll probably focus on him
49:13And I I would be excited for that and illumination and
49:18And nintendo should be excited for that. Is it gonna make as much money as mario? No, I think I
49:23don't think star fox is
49:24As popular as mario, but it would still be fun to see a spin-off there
49:29um
49:29Now we'll get sitting in them in three. We'll get what samus
49:35Yeah, I was thinking what else could we do? Oh, yeah, and three they'll throw in a cameo for metroid
49:42Falcon punch hell, yeah, what else could they do falcon punch dr. mario pikachu
49:48Oh, dr. Mario
49:50Combine the real big no no no
49:52Then you do an avengers film once all you get all that. Yeah, you fire to fight the hand man.
49:57Yeah
49:59What's the boss? Was it Mac?
50:02His story there's there's one villain that I think comes along with daisy so I forget what his name is
50:08like kind of can tanga
50:10can't cut cut tanga
50:14Tanga I don't know put it in the comments
50:15Uh, you know, it's not a
50:17Obviously a well-known more popular villain
50:20But they could definitely do that because I don't think that bowser jr and bowser will be the villain of
50:26the third film
50:27It's can't can't so you have to go with what what people want and people want wario they want waluigi
50:33That better be there, but they don't set that up here. They only tease. Here's the third princess
50:38So if anything if they keep with that, it's the third prison princess and katanga or whatever that villain was
50:48But because they but they just throw thing they threw that out the window yoshi in new york and brooklyn
50:53You know they could just throw this and then say yeah
50:55Yeah
50:55Well, now she's a part of the crew and then the three of them go up against
51:00Waluigi or side quest
51:01Yeah
51:02Side quest the movie. That's what it has been
51:05Side quest the movie we need a little bit more main quests
51:09And and a little less side quests though here
51:11They say the side quests are the main quest and i'm like yeah, but they don't they don't feel like
51:16main quest
51:16All right. Anyways, that's it for us. Let us know what you thought. Are you gonna see uh, the mario
51:22movie?
51:23Do you agree with what we're saying or you're like? No, you guys are crazy
51:25This is one of the most funniest films i've ever seen we're filled with the greatest emotion
51:29And I cried I laughed and um, I will buy the dvd
51:34Are the dvd don't want to buy these anymore? I will purchase it on amazon on amazon
51:39Let us have it on my
51:41In the comments down below
51:43Do you agree that the first super mario film was a 9 95?
51:48Um, or do you think it was closer to you know five six let us know in the comments down
51:53below
51:53Thank you so much for watching and we'll see you on the next angry joe show. Bye guys
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