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00:00Last season on Mama Jean.
00:02Where the hell is Josh at?
00:03We're getting a f***ing divorce.
00:04Girly pop!
00:05My marriage to Josh have been broken for years.
00:08We do need to make this divorce final.
00:10You sure that's what you want to do?
00:11Yeah.
00:15Alana was focused on her second year of college.
00:17You get to study in my little future nurse.
00:20Yeah, girl.
00:20But the divorce news hit her hard.
00:22It's like, what?
00:23Half of the time I call Dada with the questions I need
00:25and half of the time I call you?
00:27I feel like the whole family's just gonna be ripped apart.
00:30Mama, on the other hand, wasted no time celebrating.
00:33Let's go!
00:35It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
00:37And she had her sights set on a new place.
00:39I'm ready to move out of the house Anna passed away in.
00:43Pumpkin!
00:44What?
00:44Meanwhile, Jessica had secret plans of her own.
00:47She didn't even tell nobody.
00:49Nobody!
00:50You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
00:52Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
00:54Cannot stand Cheyenne.
00:55After 10 years of marriage, I was single and ready to mingle.
00:59I am gonna make myself happy.
01:01I'm gonna live life.
01:02And I met someone I really clicked with.
01:05Where are you going?
01:05Quit asking me so many questions.
01:06I'll be back.
01:07There's something going on and I wanna know.
01:09Yeah, I'll be there in like 15 minutes.
01:11When it came to Josh, I wanted us to focus on co-parenting.
01:18And keep him out of my dating life.
01:20When you gonna tell Josh it's his cousin?
01:23Darren.
01:24Wow.
01:25Nobody really knows.
01:26We're keeping on the DL.
01:27But then Jessica went ahead and stabbed me in the back.
01:30Why do y'all have flowers?
01:32I've seen married couples separate and find their way back to each other.
01:35She might be talking to somebody else.
01:37Who is it?
01:38Be your cousin Darren.
01:40Hearing who it was that Punkin was seeing was sickening.
01:43So it was time to open a can of whoop-ass on that traitor?
01:46Jessica.
01:47It's literally my ex-husband.
01:48So whose side are you on here?
01:50I'm actually in the middle.
01:52I'm not even kidding.
01:53I'm not your sister.
01:54Don't call me.
01:54Bye.
02:11Let's do it.
02:12I got some thick, heavy cream for you, June.
02:15There we go.
02:16Uh-huh.
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:17This is a workout.
02:19How do you do that?
02:21Wait.
02:22They just...
02:23Wait.
02:24How do they do that?
02:27I'll be in the garage if you need me.
02:29June, what are you doing?
02:30How do you do this?
02:34I did it.
02:36Oh.
02:36I gotta get my undercarriage cooled off.
02:39June, that's nasty.
02:41I'm back and I'm hotter than ever.
02:43I got my fan and my ice maker working overtime
02:46because these hot flashes been flashing.
02:49Now you're gonna stay just nice and cool just like that.
02:51You're gonna ruin my new couch.
02:53It's in a bag.
02:54Put it back on your head.
02:55It's my undercarriage.
02:56I didn't need to keep your cold.
02:59A few months ago, I had cysts on my ovaries.
03:02I had to have an emergency hysterape to me.
03:05She's at a surgery room and they're back here to recovery.
03:09I'm feeling great right now.
03:12Okay.
03:13Great.
03:13Yep.
03:14She needs to go back to sleep.
03:15So, yep.
03:16That's it.
03:17She's safe.
03:18It's all out.
03:19Bye-bye uterus.
03:20And hello, menopause.
03:24Oh, these pills.
03:25I got pills coming in like crazy between medical bills,
03:29moving into this new house.
03:30I love the new house.
03:32It's a bigger house.
03:34Katie P pretty much has got like the top floor to herself.
03:37And she's loving that.
03:41Oh.
03:43What?
03:45A bridal shop?
03:46For Jess and Cheyenne, you can't call me?
03:53Hmm.
03:54Oh, anyway, next.
04:00These are the test results.
04:02With all these doctor's appointments that I have on,
04:04all this testing that they're running,
04:05I do not understand that lingo.
04:08Oh, this global man in belly ribbon.
04:12But, you know, we have our own personal nurse
04:16that we call now.
04:17And she dumbs it down for us.
04:19Oh, Lana's in the car car.
04:21Hey, what's up?
04:22Hey, look.
04:23I know you're like super busy,
04:24but do you have time for like a quick like telehealth?
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28That's what doctors do.
04:29I'm not a doctor.
04:30I'm going to be a pediatric nurse.
04:32Okay.
04:33Well, we need pediatric health.
04:34You're not pediatric.
04:37So I need you to break down these test results here.
04:40What do these, like, numbers mean?
04:45Okay, but look at this picture.
04:47You got one of these yet?
04:50Yeah.
04:51And what do you think about Pumpkin?
04:52You think Pumpkin didn't go?
04:52Because last time they were together,
04:53it was really bad.
04:54I don't know if Pumpkin's going to go.
04:56Well, are you going to go if you're not in school?
04:59Okay.
04:59We'll have to figure that out.
05:01Okay.
05:02Bye, Nurse Thompson.
05:04Bye.
05:07KPP, here you go.
05:08I need you to fan me.
05:10You're really going to sit there and fan her?
05:12Yep.
05:12KDP, you got the wind tunnel going off.
05:15That's way better than I could ever do.
05:16So is that good anything else?
05:18I'm going to fan yourself right now.
05:20I'm not too hot.
05:21You never had been too hot.
05:25Oh, wow.
05:27Bye.
05:46Breakfast is ready.
06:05What are you doing, burning the house down here?
06:06I'm not trying to.
06:08You burning them?
06:09I don't know I'm burning them.
06:09They're just crispy.
06:11The fact that you're going to feed me breakfast late and give me a kiss first is crazy as hell.
06:15Give me a kiss then.
06:16Give me a kiss.
06:19And this is my boyfriend, Darren.
06:25After six months of me and Darren Day-In, I figured it was best us trying to move in together
06:30and see how that life is.
06:32We were together every day anyway.
06:34Either she was at my house or I was at her house and then with the kids and everything.
06:38So it just kind of made more sense.
06:40It does.
06:40And Mama P is officially in her happy life era.
06:43You know all the things I just love about you.
06:45What's that?
06:46I just like that you can communicate with me and you always like try to make me happy.
06:51And we always do things that I want to do and sometimes what you want to do.
06:56Sometimes.
06:58Darren, tell us about that tattoo on your neck.
07:01It's her lips.
07:02Now they're there forever.
07:03Me and Darren decided to get matching tattoos because I mean, you only live once, you know?
07:08So bang.
07:09We got mine right here.
07:12What time are you going to get the kids back this weekend?
07:15Probably the normal time.
07:17I probably should go then for a little bit while he does that.
07:19Um, yeah, I guess.
07:22I ain't trying to ruffle no feathers.
07:24We've already done that.
07:26Yeah, that's what they say.
07:29Everyone thinks I did Josh so dirty.
07:31And while yes, I did my dirt and I've admitted to that, Josh also did wrong too.
07:37And listen, the cameras aren't around 24-7.
07:40And if you want to talk about who moved on quicker, he's got a whole new family.
07:44I mean, I don't know, amongst all the things that are going to get easier,
07:47I do hope that like the kids coming back and then us having like a few rough days, I hope
07:51that part gets easier.
07:52You know, just like everything else with time, I'm sure that was just pretty good too at all.
07:56Yeah.
07:56Eventually.
07:57Bentley's gotten kind of used to it.
07:58Yeah.
07:59You know, the kids spend one week with me and one week with their daddy.
08:02You can get the kids back on Sunday and usually on Monday, they're still, you know, wondering why he had
08:07to drop them off.
08:08And the only thing that really matters to me is all the kids know that mama and daddy both love
08:13them.
08:13But the biggest issue for Josh is still Darren.
08:16Josh hates Darren.
08:18Darren and Josh are cousins, not by blood or anything.
08:23Josh's stepdad is related to Darren by blood.
08:26I mean, we weren't ever like super close to him, but you know, I'd see him around at family events
08:32and I mean, we'd talk and chop it up and everything was fine.
08:35But all of a sudden, I'm the enemy here, so.
08:40When it comes to pick up and drop off, I do ask Darren to leave to avoid Josh's hotheadedness or
08:46World War III happening.
08:48It is so quiet here without all the kids.
08:51It drives me insane during the day when you're at work.
08:54I'm sorry I have a real job.
08:56I'll just tell you what, you are real handsome this morning.
08:59Thank you, what do you want?
09:00You are.
09:01You want something?
09:02Some more juice.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Please.
09:04I bet you do.
09:06He drank it all.
09:07Yeah, I had to, them dry ass biscuits.
09:17Okay, I'm sorry.
09:18Hello.
09:19Hey guys.
09:21Welcome in.
09:21Can I do five of the kids?
09:24Here you.
09:24Pancake.
09:25Lab Jack.
09:26Daddy.
09:27She put these ones.
09:29I want yellow.
09:30I want yellow.
09:31I want yellow.
09:32I want yellow.
09:32I want yellow.
09:34I want yellow.
09:35Son, for the love of God.
09:37Having all the kids is controlled chaos for sure.
09:41Everybody's growing up.
09:42Ella Grace is like the mother hen.
09:44Papa, no, you did not call on the table.
09:46What was calling on the table?
09:52Stella is just the sweetest little princess.
09:55Me?
09:56Yeah.
09:57What's your favorite animal?
09:58Yeah.
09:59Okay.
10:00Silas, he's a ball of chaos by himself, but he's sweet.
10:05Yeah.
10:10Do you want me to picture?
10:12Mm-hmm.
10:13Billy is sort of a tyrant himself.
10:15I mean, he's obsessed with dinosaurs.
10:17I see.
10:18I got a russurreptor.
10:19I got a russurreptor.
10:20A russurreptor.
10:21A russurreptor.
10:22He keeps everybody laughing though, especially himself.
10:31Oh my God.
10:33If my little sister would have came, there would be three girls and three boys who would
10:37all be equal, but now there's too many boys.
10:40She's still too fresh, baby.
10:41She's got to stay at home, okay?
10:43Daddy.
10:45Having four kids is amazing.
10:47You know what's even better?
10:48Having five.
10:51Get a divorce and have fun, they said.
10:54Fun bit me in the ass.
10:55The kids aren't with me on the weeks there with Pumpkin.
10:58It's like he figured I'd get sleep and get some things done, but no.
11:02It's poopy diapers and 2 a.m. feedings.
11:05All jokes aside though, she is a precious little angel.
11:09You know, the baby's mother and I, we live together and we're trying to figure it out.
11:14That's what two people with the same mindset do, is just try to figure things out.
11:18You know, I miss you guys when you're at Mama's.
11:21Brother.
11:22Oh, .
11:25Whoops.
11:32Hot in here.
11:36Hello.
11:37Hey, what are you doing?
11:39Holding laundry.
11:40I got some tea for you.
11:41You got an invitation from old Jessie for you?
11:44For what?
11:45For her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
11:48I highly doubt I'd be invited to something like that.
11:51Check her damn mail and see if you got one.
11:53Hey baby, you see my keys?
11:55Mama wants me to go down here and check the damn mailbox.
11:57The fact that you're going to drive to the mailbox is crazy.
11:59If I had to go all the way down there to the mailbox, you best believe I'm getting in the
12:03A.C.
12:03Because ain't no way I'm sweating going to look for something Jessie supposedly sent me.
12:10Mama's taking you so damn long.
12:14Oh my God.
12:16Hold on.
12:17We'll be careful now.
12:26Coming off on Mama June.
12:28Are you excited?
12:30Where's your mom?
12:31I mean, Mama hasn't texted me asking how the wedding planning is going.
12:34I did send my mom an invitation.
12:36We're going to have to talk about that.
12:39Do you miss your family?
12:40I mean, I do talk to Pumpkin a lot.
12:42And I mean, I don't really talk to Josh anymore.
12:44Like after the divorce, he just kind of stopped talking to me.
12:46For Josh not to talk to me is kind of effed up.
12:49You know?
12:49I'm a new Lana.
12:50I don't do the drama anymore.
12:52Josh is going to be at the house really soon.
12:54Josh hates Darren.
12:55And I am not in the mood for them to have a knockout drag out today.
12:58Rushed date night.
12:59I mean, I have a say-so.
13:01Hey kids, we're leaving in 15.
13:03You need to hurry up.
13:04I ain't afraid of Josh, Pumpkin.
13:13You got an invitation from Jessie P?
13:15For her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
13:22I mean, I got the invite, but I'm not going.
13:24What are you doing?
13:24Yes, you are.
13:26For what reason?
13:28You're going to be your daughter.
13:29You're going to go.
13:30Why?
13:31Why should I go, Jeembo?
13:33They probably only said that because they feel bad.
13:37It has always been me, Lana, and Jessica above everybody else.
13:42No lies.
13:43No secrets.
13:44Always the sisters.
13:46And for Jessica to betray me and snitch on me,
13:49say what I was doing to Josh.
13:51I never thought Jessica would be this type of person.
13:53And she still hasn't said I'm sorry.
13:55And so, no, I can't forgive her.
13:58So I'll see you at the bridal shower with the gift in hand.
14:02Yeah, you ain't going to see me, and I damn sure
14:04ain't going to have no damn gift.
14:06Well, think about it at least.
14:07It's unfortunate family dinner.
14:09I reckon.
14:10All right.
14:10All right, bye.
14:11Pumpkin hasn't talked to Jessica in months.
14:14And I totally understand why Pumpkin is mad at Jessica.
14:17But sisters shouldn't be fighting over anyone,
14:19especially someone like Josh.
14:21Look at this.
14:25Damn.
14:27Y'all can talk to her?
14:28No, no, I haven't.
14:30Other than seeing her at soccer games and .
14:31But I'm not going out my way to speak to her.
14:33I'm not calling her.
14:34I almost think I should go.
14:35Just be cordial.
14:36That is your sister.
14:37And I think you should go.
14:38You always talk about it.
14:40We ain't got much family.
14:41All we got is each other.
14:42So yeah, your sister did some .
14:44It shouldn't have happened.
14:45It is what it is.
14:46But she's just dead to you now because of one thing?
14:49Yes.
14:52She hasn't even apologized.
14:54That's the big kicker here.
14:55And you don't understand my family just yet.
14:57They stress me out.
14:59I think everybody's family stresses them out.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Not like mine.
15:04I think Miss George takes the cake.
15:06I'm going to get in the shower.
15:07You know what that means.
15:08Come on.
15:10You ain't got to tell me twice.
15:11I know.
15:20Me first.
15:21Welcome to Scrambles.
15:24Can I get y'all started with some drinks?
15:26Sweet tea, please.
15:28Sprite?
15:28All right.
15:29No problem.
15:29So are you excited?
15:31Just a little bit.
15:32Are you excited?
15:33I'm excited.
15:34I still think it's crazy though.
15:36That you wanted to marry me?
15:38Yeah.
15:38Sometimes I need to run.
15:43There's your mum.
15:48Hey, mama.
15:49Hey, y'all.
15:51Can I get you something to drink, ma'am?
15:52Sweet tea, please.
15:53Sounds good.
15:55Trini is like the closest thing I've ever had
15:57to having a normal mom.
16:00Her and Cheyenne are super close.
16:01And I mean, she's always been supportive of our relationship.
16:04It's important for me and Cheyenne to get married.
16:06I mean, for one, I came out.
16:08I found somebody that I truly love.
16:12What better way to celebrate it than having another wedding?
16:15So as far as the bridal shower goes, what do y'all think we should do here?
16:18I was thinking like, mmm, we could do like a backyard thing.
16:22It don't have to be nothing fancy.
16:24It'll kind of go with the boho western theme.
16:26Get like bandanas and little glass jars, paint those, make it look rustic.
16:31I actually think I want a taco bar.
16:32Let's do a taco bar.
16:34I want to have gas.
16:35I don't care.
16:36Oh, wow.
16:36That sounds really good.
16:37I'm going to be outside some anyway, so you'll be good.
16:39Yeah.
16:39What about your mom and Pumpkin and them?
16:42Did you invite them?
16:43I did send my mom an invitation.
16:45Did she say she's coming?
16:47Mmm, I don't know.
16:50Can we focus on the no?
16:54I did send Pumpkin one too.
16:56Why would you invite her?
16:58To clear things up.
16:59At a bridal shower?
17:01What she means is she doesn't want to have a conversation with anybody.
17:05So just inviting her is like, oh, we're done.
17:08We're over it.
17:09If Pumpkin shows up, then everything will be back to its normal self.
17:13Things go by so much smoother when you just ignore it.
17:17I know my family's dysfunctional.
17:19I mean, I haven't talked to Mama or Pumpkin since the big blow up,
17:21but I'm hoping that they want to be there for my big day.
17:24But I still stand on telling Josh because it was the right thing to do.
17:27As far as the bridal shower goes, I'm good.
17:30I have that.
17:31You don't have to ask for anything.
17:32But the wedding, we're going to have to talk about that.
17:36Trina's paying for our bridal shower and chipping in on the wedding,
17:40but we're also trying to save up money to help with the wedding.
17:43But working at a daycare doesn't help because weddings are expensive.
17:47All righty, here's our chicken and waffles.
17:50Your mom is welcome to come, but she can leave her potty mouth at her house.
17:57Everyone knows Mama June, but I got the pleasure of meeting her in person.
18:03Tink, get up!
18:04Make you mad!
18:05My granddaughter Harper and her granddaughter Ella play on the same soccer game.
18:10And I always see her at every game, up and down the sidelines, cussing, raising all kinds of cane,
18:18trying to be the center of attention at kids' soccer games.
18:20This bottle, kick it, come from the arm.
18:25Everyone's looking.
18:26It's so embarrassing.
18:28I'm not going to have all that at my event.
18:30It's going to be a drama-free bridal shower, so...
18:33That doesn't even sound like her family.
18:35But the wedding, we're going to have to talk about that.
18:38Have you decided where you want to have it?
18:41They have them places that's kind of, it looks like a barn, and they have a lake out there.
18:45So with location, comes money.
18:49Has your mom mentioned helping with the wedding yet?
18:53That's funny.
18:54She's doing her half.
18:56I mean, June paid for pumpkins.
18:58That's bullcrap.
18:59Why can't she help us?
19:02It's not that we don't know she would help, I just haven't asked yet.
19:05I'll go talk to her.
19:08Yeah, that's what you're going to have to deal with if you don't just ask her.
19:14Coming up on Mama Jean.
19:16Come here, give me a hug.
19:17Here they go.
19:18Yeah.
19:20You must not want to get married.
19:22I do want to get married.
19:22You don't want it bad enough.
19:23You don't sound like it.
19:24Ugh.
19:25I came over to ask you something.
19:27What?
19:27We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
19:40What do you got for us to taste test this week?
19:42A surprise, every Sunday.
19:44Is Jessie going to come?
19:45Yeah, sure.
19:46What about the kiddos?
19:47They coming?
19:48No, they're with Josh.
19:50We started this, like, Sunday dinner thing at my house.
19:53What is today?
19:54Taste test Sunday.
19:55I'm doing waffles, I'm frying up with two eggs, and we're making bacon.
19:59You just gotta whisk it.
20:00It's a little bit harder.
20:01Everybody knows about it.
20:02It's in the group chat.
20:03But Jessica says nothing back in the chat.
20:07But I think the reason why Jessica doesn't come around for Sunday dinners is because, like,
20:12Cheyenne, it's just very controlling.
20:15Eight grapes.
20:15There's a protein right here.
20:17I got that good protein for you.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Yeah, chocolate's an aphrodisiac.
20:23Did you not know that?
20:24You want to try some?
20:25Yeah, I need to eat some of it.
20:28You need to eat some.
20:29Do anybody?
20:31We bought some stuff in case this isn't so good.
20:34We bought some fried chicken and some mac and cheese.
20:37Look, what are you going to try this?
20:38Your favorite dish.
20:39What the hell is that?
20:40What is that?
20:40What is it?
20:41Corn and butter?
20:42No.
20:43Bitch, that's cottage cheese.
20:44Yeah.
20:46Darren is a lot different than Josh, okay?
20:49Darren is more, like, family-oriented.
20:52He never tells Pumpkin that she can't come over or we can't come over.
20:56Now, with Josh on the other hand, mm-mm.
20:58He wasn't doing no dinners.
21:00He couldn't get over his hatred for me.
21:02I mean, it's no thing.
21:03I can't stand that mother either.
21:05Why would you disrespect Corn in that way
21:08and putting cottage cheese in her?
21:09He's got a taste of the cheese to it.
21:14It's not that bad.
21:15There's no taste to it.
21:16It ain't that good either, June.
21:17Uh-oh.
21:18You got some cottage cheese free corn?
21:20Darren being involved with my mama, like, Sunday dinners
21:23and wanting me to have a relationship with my mom
21:25is completely opposite from what Josh would have wanted.
21:28Like, Josh continuously kind of, like,
21:30tried to push me away from my mama,
21:32and Darren's always like,
21:33no, like, let's go do something with your mom.
21:35And honestly, I love that.
21:37We are eating later.
21:39Damn it, June.
21:39You just scratched me.
21:40I don't give a .
21:41Get out of my damn kitchen.
21:43You kicked me out of the kitchen.
21:44I'm leaving.
21:45It's almost done.
21:46Yo, sit down at the timer for 15 minutes.
21:49Set up 15-minute timer.
21:53You need your man to help you, June?
21:55No, I got it.
21:56You better enjoy that sweet tea,
21:57because you know what?
21:58Your ass is going to be parched when you're eating.
22:00And I'm going to be parched.
22:01That chicken's going to be dry as hell
22:02you made four hours ago,
22:03because you can't tell time.
22:05I don't give a .
22:08Here they go.
22:09Yeah, yeah.
22:09Give me a hug, June.
22:10Come here.
22:11Come here and give me a hug.
22:13No, no.
22:13Get off.
22:14You fat .
22:15Come here.
22:16Give me some love.
22:17Fat .
22:17Get off me.
22:17Quit acting like that.
22:19No.
22:20Go get on some goddamn wear, bitch.
22:24Fixing still some more of your sweet tea
22:25from my parched .
22:26No, you're not.
22:27Yes, I am.
22:27No, you're not.
22:28Or be me.
22:29Quick, quick.
22:29No, you're not.
22:30All right.
22:32You know, I do think it's so cute how you and my mama get along,
22:36you know?
22:36Yeah, I reckon.
22:37I just like getting her tuned up.
22:39No, I mean, damn, damn, you know you miss me.
22:42Scoot y'all through your asses on over.
22:43Let me make a little seat right here.
22:45Is not the pillows over, Jane?
22:46Or what?
22:46I don't give a .
22:47Let me ask you a question.
22:49What, Jeba?
22:50Why do you always try to ruffle all my feathers?
22:52I just like to see how loud you can get.
22:54You get a little bit louder when I show up.
22:55Because you're loud.
22:56You're loud.
22:57I have to talk over you.
22:59Whatever.
22:59You signed on to Pumpkin, you signed on to me.
23:02Oh, boy.
23:04So what y'all think about the cheesy chicken?
23:06It's pretty good, for real.
23:07Well, what about old Jessica?
23:09Have you decided whether you want to do the bridal shower or not?
23:11I thought about it, and I've decided that I'm not going to go.
23:14I mean, I don't know.
23:15But have you like really talked to her?
23:16She refuses to talk to me.
23:18She don't apologize.
23:19I think she will apologize if you, you know,
23:21give her a chance one-on-one at the right scene at the right time.
23:25But, I mean, y'all are sisters.
23:26That's why you should go.
23:28You know what I'm saying?
23:28It's always been the four of us.
23:30Look, you know how dysfunctional our family is?
23:32It is worse.
23:33We argue one minute, and an hour later, we're back talking.
23:35So you and Jessica need to work out your differences.
23:38She only gonna get married one time.
23:39Before I listen to any of y'all, I'm gonna listen to myself.
23:43And that keeps you in trouble.
23:45This has been nice, but I gotta go to work in the morning.
23:48So I'll see you next Sunday, and she'll see you at the bridal shower.
23:53That's right, babe.
23:54You are gonna go to the bridal shower again.
23:56I'm not.
23:57I'm not going.
23:59Later, June.
24:01All right.
24:16Coco, look at me.
24:18Are they ugly?
24:19Or you like them?
24:19You like them?
24:20Two shakes if you like them.
24:22Yep, one.
24:23One more.
24:23One more.
24:24One more shake.
24:26Hey, Bookie Bean.
24:28What you want, Bookie Bean?
24:30Look at this.
24:30So I found some flowers.
24:34Okay.
24:34They're not the best.
24:35The printer is crappy.
24:36Come on, Coco Bean.
24:37Go go go to my mom.
24:38They're not the cutest, but it's okay.
24:40A pop of orange.
24:41A little orange-ish red action.
24:44Our dream wedding would be like a rustic barn.
24:47Maybe some hanging lights.
24:49I mean, what are you thinking, boo?
24:50Old antiques, mason jars.
24:52You do the rustic orange and the green.
24:55Just really country.
24:56We need to know about how much money we're gonna have
24:58before we even try to pick a place.
25:00So that goes back to you talking to your mom.
25:03You're stressing me out.
25:04You're stressing me out.
25:05I was all excited with the flowers and planting everything.
25:08Now I'm just like...
25:09My mom's been doing everything.
25:11I know.
25:12Coco Bean's even over it.
25:14You must not want to get married.
25:15I do want to get married.
25:16You don't want it bad enough.
25:17I do.
25:17You don't want it bad enough.
25:18I do want to marry you, baby.
25:19Then talk to your mom.
25:21Because you don't sound like it.
25:23Ugh.
25:24I feel bad for trying to get out of this,
25:26but I don't think Cheyenne gets it.
25:28I mean, Mama hasn't texted me asking how I was doing,
25:31how the wedding planning's going.
25:33We all know how it is.
25:34She's got Pumpkin, who's the favorite.
25:36Alana was her little money maker.
25:37When Anna got sick, she became mother of the year.
25:40And then it's me, Jessica.
25:42If I ask Mama if she says no,
25:43then that just proves further that I'm the black sheep.
25:46Let me go figure this out.
25:47Okay, I love you.
25:48Love you too.
25:49I mean it.
25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:51Or don't even plan on pulling back in the driveway.
26:00Here goes nothing.
26:04Hello.
26:05Hello, Jesse.
26:06What are you doing here?
26:08She's coming to see y'all's new house.
26:09Well, come on in.
26:11Come on.
26:11I mean.
26:12Well, do I need to come in?
26:13Because did June hit you?
26:14No.
26:14I had like a pimple.
26:16So I just covered it up.
26:17I got to talk to her.
26:19I just want to make sure she's in a good mood.
26:21We're going to leave you with that one all by yourself.
26:23Oh.
26:25Yeah, let me know how it goes.
26:26No.
26:27Oh, great.
26:31Ugh.
26:31What are you doing here?
26:33Coming to see my mom.
26:34Well, I mean, you ain't been coming to Sunday dinners.
26:37Been in the group chat.
26:39No Jessica.
26:41No Cheyenne.
26:42I've been busy planning a wedding.
26:44Remember?
26:44Hmm.
26:45Oh, yeah.
26:46I did get that invitation in the mail.
26:48Are you going to go?
26:49Yeah, I'm going to go.
26:50Is Pumpkin going?
26:51Well, I mean, I told her dumbass that she needs to show up.
26:54Yeah, I did.
26:55What did Pumpkin say?
26:56She claimed that she was going to see what she's going to do,
26:58and I told her to put her big girl panties on and just say,
27:01we don't need to fight no more.
27:03Yeah, her.
27:04What are you actually doing over here?
27:05Does Cheyenne let you off the leash for a minute?
27:10I mean, I ain't been here but a few minutes,
27:11and you're already trying to get your digs in on Cheyenne.
27:14Well, I mean, she's the reason why you don't come around.
27:16She is not the reason why I don't come around.
27:17I choose not to.
27:19You and Pumpkin always met me the scapegoat.
27:21Not me, Pumpkin!
27:23Y'all are crazy.
27:26I need to come over to ask you something.
27:31What?
27:33You know the wedding.
27:34We're trying to plan it.
27:37Trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower,
27:39and she's got that covered.
27:40Mm-hmm.
27:41But we were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
27:49Coming up on Mama Jean.
27:51Why don't you call Trina and be like, hey, what can I help with?
27:54She don't have to use a cup of that, this,
27:56because I am not watching my mouth.
27:58Hey, kids, we're leaving in 15.
28:00Josh is going to be at the house really soon
28:03to drop the kids off.
28:04I know.
28:05You're going to quit rushing me.
28:06You need to hurry up.
28:07Josh and Darren haven't been in the same room,
28:08and I am not in the mood for them to have a knockout dragout today.
28:11I ain't afraid of Josh.
28:20I need to come over to ask you something.
28:22Trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower.
28:25We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
28:29I mean, you don't have to pay for the whole thing,
28:32but just help in places we need help.
28:34Why is it always money?
28:36Mama, because it's a wedding.
28:40I thought buying the girls what they wanted,
28:42giving them money would fix all my problems,
28:44would fix my relationship,
28:45would make their relationship more perfect.
28:47No.
28:48Doctor has shown me that transactional relationships
28:50are toxic relationships, really.
28:53Breakfast is ready, baby girl.
28:54We don't have all morning.
28:56Well, I may get up by bringing gifts.
28:58You're not supposed to be buying our love.
29:00June.
29:01June.
29:02No.
29:03I have really been doing really good about that
29:06for the last couple of years,
29:07but I guess Jessica forgot that little tidbit.
29:10Where's my mom at?
29:11Cheyenne's got her mom at every step of the way.
29:12She's there.
29:13Where's June?
29:15I mean, I don't know what kind of a striving wedding
29:18that y'all are trying to plan.
29:19But we're very basic.
29:20We were wanting to have, like, a small location,
29:23but, I mean, you really need to know
29:24if you're gonna help with money.
29:27So, I mean, like, y'all had big things in your life.
29:30I paid for your college and everything,
29:32and then I paid for Punkin's wedding.
29:34You said, I'm never gonna get married,
29:36I'm never gonna have kids.
29:38Well, now you're almost 30 and decides,
29:40oh, I'm deciding that I wanna get married.
29:43Can you at least just think about it?
29:45No.
29:46Oh.
29:48I look at it this way,
29:50that the girls have got, like, something big paid by me.
29:54I mean, Pumpkin's wedding, Jessica's college,
29:58and I gave Alana the big fat check
30:00to help her get established in Colorado,
30:02and when Anna was alive, I mean, I helped pay her bills,
30:05I made sure that she had everything she needed
30:07through the cancer treatments,
30:09and I'm not doing that anymore because
30:11the bank of Mama June is closed.
30:14You know that I can get stuff for free.
30:17I'll call in some favors.
30:19Well, you can't get a whole building for free.
30:22Hey, I'm Mama June.
30:23Can I play for my gay daughter's wedding with a promo?
30:27I'll shoot a pride commercial for you
30:28if you let my lesbian daughter get married here.
30:32That's not how it works.
30:34You can get married, like, anywhere.
30:36You can get married right there on my back porch.
30:38And that is super free.
30:40And then instead of me, like, helping out with money,
30:44I can help decorate.
30:48But the thing is, though,
30:49you don't know anything about the wedding, June.
30:51You didn't even ask me what colors we're doing,
30:53what we're thinking about.
30:54Well, I can stop right here at the DG
30:55and get some flowers.
30:57I know your favorite colors are purple and crimson red.
31:00Just because them are our favorite colors
31:02doesn't mean that's the colors we're doing.
31:04Well, I know y'all going with Alabama red.
31:05This is what I'm talking about.
31:06You don't know nothing.
31:10Well, maybe you showed up more like Sunday dinner
31:12and we would know more.
31:14Mama, the last time I seen all of y'all,
31:16everybody was dogging me.
31:19You think June by what a cinched on me?
31:21No.
31:22Not a job.
31:23I stand on I did nothing wrong.
31:27Okay.
31:27Well, bye, Judy.
31:31Mother of the Year goes to G.
31:32Yep.
31:33Remember?
31:33No longer transactional relationships.
31:36And, you know what it is?
31:55All I want to say to you is out of me and you do you.
32:00You know what it is and it's true.
32:02Almost wrecked my whole scooter.
32:05you know you're not supposed to ride those if you're like under 18 i didn't know that
32:09you didn't get a dy on them victoria was telling me that yeah you can get a dy with alcohol
32:14i guess
32:15because it's motorized girl you don't know really what happened to judith last night
32:18wait what happened one of the patients hit me with her purse was her purse full i think so
32:26finding friends out here was definitely tough just because of who i am and you never know if
32:31like people have good intentions or not but luckily enough i come across a really good group of friends
32:36and they have been amazing through the whole nursing process through literally everything i've gone
32:41through yeah i feel like in the ed that's where it gets oh my god the ed is so crazy
32:46it's probably so
32:46crazy there that's why i don't want to work there uh-uh that's why i want to work in like
32:50the pick
32:51you so then the little babies they don't jump on me that's true i feel like it's so fitting for
32:55you
32:55because you like have such like a mom like yeah and i have all these dadgum nieces and nephews
33:01you're already a pro do you miss your family i do i think for the like i'm not gonna say
33:06i don't
33:07miss my family but if they call me and i don't want to talk to them i don't answer yeah
33:10that is
33:10nice because i stay at home with my family and they're just always in my business i mean i do
33:14talk to pumpkin a lot because obviously she's my sister and i mean i don't really talk to josh
33:19anymore because like after the divorce he just kind of stopped talking to me that's hard i mean he is
33:24going through a lot and the divorce was like very hard on him so it's like pumpkin and josh
33:28basically were my parents for a long time and for josh not to talk to me is kind of effed
33:34up you
33:35know because i'm like where you at you're a ghost now i'm a new lana i don't do the drama
33:39anymore
33:40during our summer semester i feel like it's gonna be like exam exam exam exam exam exam and i'm gonna
33:45be dying dying dying dying dying i feel like the whole nursing program is gonna go fast i hope so
33:50i i want
33:50my degree to be done i'm ready to graduate tomorrow actually yes i finished my sophomore year which
33:57means i finished all my prereqs that means i'm basically 50 a nurse i'm so proud of myself i got
34:04a 3.75 grade point average so now i'm moving on to like the actual nursing program which is very
34:11exciting i get to go to summer classes which will probably be a little hard on me just because i've
34:17never really had to take school during the summer but as always lana's gonna get it done either way
34:22are you gonna go back home um i don't know yet my sister jessica she's having like a bridal shower
34:27so oh my gosh a wedding on the way yeah talking about weddings are you and jaylen gonna get married
34:33soon
34:38we'll see what happens coming up on mama jean it sounds like your problem is kind of like with trina
34:44i mean she stays on her side of jones county i stay on my side y'all are gonna become
34:47best friends
34:49what that ass says goes tell them thought of seeing both of them together is a nightmare
34:55i mean i have a say-so you need to hurry up
35:06maybe it started getting a little toasty out there sound like it got a little toasty in here too
35:11well she was asking for money what they always ask for for what though her wedding because trina's doing
35:17everything trina being a wiener maybe try to insert yourself a little more like take the initiative
35:24to like be a part of it
35:26how many times we invite her to sunny dinner how many times she showed up but at trina being a
35:32wiener
35:32have sunday dinner they'd be there with all the cat bells sitting on
35:36okay but that's what i'm saying
35:37they'd be right there at that at that store making that plate
35:41sounds like your problem is kind of like with trina
35:43trina and cheyenne it is like they're two in one
35:48like trina's ass is right here
35:50and cheyenne's head is up in her intestines
35:53maybe they have the same relationship that you and the girls have i mean you used to always
35:58holler about it was always just me and the girls and nobody else maybe that's why they're so close
36:03and now she got jessica like over there like under her little spell i don't know i hate trina
36:12why don't you go out of your way and call trina and insert yourself and be like hey what can
36:17i help
36:17with well i mean i ain't really know trina like that y'all are going to become best friends
36:21you don't have to use a couple that this whatever because i am not watching my mouth
36:27well you know y'all are going to be related we already know that you can pray for me on
36:31sunday
36:32baby at the church house okay
36:43where are you even taking me i got a little a little surprise planned for you i did
36:50candles are you gonna make one too i reckon
36:58welcome to zane
37:00you like it and i'll be right with y'all thank you so much you're welcome
37:04pumpkin tries to act all tough but i know deep down that that whole jessica situation it really did
37:10hurt her and it got her in a little funky place so i found this little candle place about about
37:16an hour
37:16away josh is he's gonna bring the kids back later on this evening but before he does i'll see if
37:21maybe
37:21we can't just have a fun little date day you ever made a candle before no i burn them okay
37:28so y'all
37:28go ahead and start off by grabbing aprons and choosing your fragrance okay all right me and josh
37:33first got together we were pretty much kids i got a bun in the oven chili i'm pregnant
37:39i got pregnant very quickly i got married very quickly we had to grow up very quickly
37:45come on pretty girl so daddy confessed about money then money then we didn't have time for dates we
37:52didn't have time to you know be young and be kind of like in love and with darren that's the
37:59complete opposite i'm able to just like kind of be in my feminine era i like that how'd you even
38:04found this place i might have done some googling and some research and put a little time into this
38:09oh okay i'm sorry i'm not used to things like that yeah i might like you a little bit
38:17it ain't never you're just kind of cracking me up in this apron
38:23you know a candle would be a good gift for maybe a bridal shower at your sister's house is that
38:28why
38:28you bought me here you can give her your candle she's not getting my candle give her your candle
38:33i think i'm gonna name mine jesse distressi yeah just burn it up and be done with it huh yeah
38:42come on si come on si hello how you doing i need socks how many you need okay
38:53so whether the kids are adjusted to coming back and forth or not i'm still not adjusted to dropping
38:57my kids off every week it sucks for me it's very emotional i just try to hide the pain
39:03by doing something fun with the kids before i drop them off so you know we're gonna go to a
39:07little
39:08fun place and let them run rampant
39:16where's my socks at
39:23hey ellie oh even though punk is not talking to me i still want to see the kids i mean
39:29her and josh
39:29were together 10 plus years and we're like family so if josh has the kids i'm gonna go hang out
39:35with
39:35them what are you doing huh what are you doing where's sasa
39:38they're laying in the trampoline
39:40you wanna go get on trampoline yeah
39:42go back
39:49what bright idea did you have to bring these kids up in here imagine getting them out i like to
39:53go do fun
39:54things that's gonna be the worst part what have y'all been up to we're planning in this bridal shower
39:59did you get your invite i did you know me and punk is still ain't talking so we need somebody
40:05to bring
40:05the kids you know i don't have the kids that week
40:11i mean i was asking you to bring the kids if she doesn't show up josh
40:26mix and pour yes it's 25 stirs you want to count i can't count with 25 you bought me on
40:31the date night
40:32you're supposed to take charge
40:37oh bitch what we're supposed to get the kids back out a little bit and we're still an hour from
40:42the
40:42home so you'll be okay no i'll tell you what's crazy as hell the fact i planned this whole date
40:49for you you're trying to rush me through it listen to me you got to leave before josh gets here
40:55we're gonna be fine everything oh my god i think we're ready
41:01calm down get your things and come on last time i planned an hour away trip with you
41:07what are you gonna name your candle rushed date night
41:11josh is gonna be at the house really soon to drop the kids off thank you so much you're welcome
41:16josh and darren haven't been in the same room since me and darren started dating because josh hates
41:21darren and i tried to avoid that whole situation and i am not in the mood for them to have
41:25a knockout
41:25drag out today oh i know you're gonna quit rushing me we're planning in this bridal shower so we need
41:34somebody to bring the kids just tell her that ella's going sure darren and pumpkin might be there
41:41and the thought of seeing both of them together is a nightmare what dada says goes tell him i mean
41:49i have a say so hey kids we're leaving in 15. come on
42:09i'm not playing with you fix it josh is gonna be there like come on yeah well today just might
42:13be
42:13the day pumpkin and i don't know what to tell you i'm sorry i ain't afraid of josh pumpkin you
42:23need to
42:23hurry up
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