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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1


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00:04Welcome to the Manor House. The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Topplegoats.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstabber.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:26Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Right, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god, are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:54Yes!
00:56No!
00:59Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Stop!
01:22Get down!
01:23Get down!
01:24Get down!
01:24Get down!
01:25Get down!
01:25Get down!
01:25No!
01:27Oh no!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Saboteurs!
01:33It's called some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:40As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:52Oh no!
01:54Mind games.
01:55Oh my God.
01:56And mayhem.
01:57I look like Shrek.
02:00Get your ball and just sit.
02:02Oh my God!
02:03Oh my God!
02:04Oh my God!
02:04Oh my God!
02:05This is celebrity sabotage.
02:12Wow, look at this.
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house.
02:21It's got a good foyer.
02:23Wow.
02:23Wow.
02:25It's got a library.
02:27Oh!
02:29Of course the bookcase opens.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Of course it's a couple.
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow.
02:41This is insane.
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows,
02:50including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper.
02:56Wow.
02:57This is great.
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK.
03:02Hello, sir.
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:04I got it!
03:04I got it!
03:05What about this button?
03:06You're just going to press this button?
03:07It's the door!
03:09I'm stopping it.
03:10That is so cool.
03:13Yes, go on, Judy.
03:13You can get under that.
03:15Don't press it.
03:15Don't press it.
03:18Oh my God!
03:20Oh my God!
03:21Oh my God!
03:22I thought we were going to kill Judy Love.
03:24Pull Judy out!
03:25Pull Judy out!
03:27Pull Judy out!
03:29I thought we'd kill the loose woman.
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team!
03:34HQ alert!
03:37Oh!
03:37Celebrities!
03:38Welcome to The Manor House and to your top secret Mission HQ.
03:42Thank you for having us.
03:43It's an absolute pleasure.
03:44Love what you've done with the place.
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47More than you would ever know.
03:49Come on!
03:50There is only one rule.
03:51Do not get caught.
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game.
03:58Oh no!
03:59Oh my God!
04:00So guys, we cannot get caught.
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:10Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one.
04:15Sabotage!
04:16Celebrities.
04:17Oh, guys!
04:19Celebrities.
04:19Habitage is a five player game.
04:22What?
04:23We're only four.
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:27Oh!
04:27Yes!
04:28Yes!
04:29Oh my God!
04:30Who's it going to be?
04:31Let's go!
04:39What an absolute honour.
04:41Oh, stop it you.
04:42I can't believe this.
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ.
04:45Come on round.
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You're already looking credible in the garb.
04:50But I can't run.
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the garage.
04:56Right.
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
04:59Yeah.
04:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:03HQ alert.
05:04Oh!
05:04Celebrities.
05:05Now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:10Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show called,
05:18The Applicant.
05:19Oh, yes.
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're gonna be so serious and catty. Maybe as well
05:33Grafted in my business and built it from the ground up and I know I've got what it takes to
05:39succeed
05:40It's a powerful jacket from Mel. She looks like she's just won the Masters. Yeah
05:45I
05:46Love working in the corporate world. I am the corporate queen. I am fiery and I don't take any crap
05:51from anyone
05:52You've heard it 24-7. I'll work 24-8. I'm always putting in that extra hour
05:58What Jake looks quite young Jake is you? Yeah, Jake is super young. I'm very competitive
06:04I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way and always do
06:08things by the book
06:09Chris look a bit too nice to be in business
06:12A little bit like someone who would give you an accruciation
06:17Yeah, you could do with them. Yeah, yeah
06:21I'm a natural born leader failure. It's not an option. Look at Josh. Josh is rubbing his hands like yeah
06:26I'm coming for this money. I'm not here to take part. I'm here to win. I'm not the applicant. I'm
06:32the applicant
06:34They all look like serious business professionals and anyone walking in the line of in slow-motion
06:42We could we could look business. Oh the driver's coming round
06:46The suspense it's proper
06:52Look at that such a cool way to rock up. Who's gonna be?
06:56It's sir Allen
07:06Good morning everyone
07:09How are you all feeling
07:12Excited
07:12Excited
07:13Oh
07:14Emma, Emma, Emma's really happy
07:17Look at Emma's first
07:17He's so happy she's crying
07:19He's so happy she's crying
07:19Yeah, because if you're proper want to be a business girl, she's the queen
07:23Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun
07:26Good luck Sarah
07:28Welcome to the applicant
07:30Over the next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision
07:43As will we
07:44And at the end of the process one of you will win this
07:48The coveted Gordon briefcase
07:51Who takes that title is up to me
07:54But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you
08:00Mission alert
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission
08:07Sarah and GK
08:09Oh
08:09Yeah
08:10Thank you, Evans
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task
08:14You must throw fake bird poo on two of them
08:17Oh
08:17My days
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs
08:25Oh no, that's a lot of money to start with
08:28It's a lot of money
08:29And remember, don't get caught
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:32Well, we're in the countryside
08:34Yeah, yeah, mate
08:34How are we gonna do this?
08:37Oh no, that door
08:38Oh my god
08:39There's a whole other room
08:40That door's open
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poop?
08:42Try the yoghurt
08:43Ah
08:45We've got it
08:46We've got it
08:47I think you should test that
08:49Just don't get the hair
08:50Hi
08:50Yeah, that's the one
08:52There we go
08:53This is
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59Guys, Sarah is like still out there speaking to the contestants
09:03Oh sorry
09:03Let's go
09:09I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school
09:11I know
09:11I know
09:12They're just out there
09:13They're just out there
09:13Oh my god
09:13They're so slippery
09:15If you can hear us
09:17Touch your bum
09:19Yes
09:20Yes
09:21Yes
09:21Jake
09:22Hello
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition
09:26Do you think that's strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please
09:31I hate heights
09:32That's not even height
09:33I hate heights
09:44Can you guys see the Africans?
09:46Oh my gosh
09:47Oh my god
09:48Give us a wave
09:51Yes
09:51Nice
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:55I'm a grafter
09:55I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up
09:58I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions
10:02Oh, TK, watch this
10:04And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader
10:08Didn't work, didn't get him
10:10Go again
10:11You were close, you were close
10:13Let's both do it
10:14One more biggie
10:15High and long
10:16High and long, babe
10:23We need to play as a team
10:25Jake, Jake's lucky
10:27Jake's lucky
10:27Get down, get down
10:29I threw the spoon
10:30I threw the spoon
10:32I threw the spoon
10:32You threw the spoon
10:33You threw the spoon
10:34You threw the spoon
10:43I threw the spoon
10:44I threw the spoon
10:48I threw the spoon
10:48I threw the spoon
10:48How was this all hitting?
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I've definitely got the gift of the gaff
10:53You should goddamn hand
10:55Yeah, go hand
11:00And finally, Mel
11:03Are you going to take the win?
11:05Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop
11:06He's turned round
11:06Someone's looking
11:07He stinks
11:14I franchised preschool classes
11:16Jake
11:17Oh, you might have got him
11:18You might have got him
11:19He's looking round
11:20Yeah
11:20Did we do that?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23I just got the head pulled
11:24I'm making it
11:25Did I actually go on you?
11:26I just got on my shoe
11:26That's good luck
11:28Wait, it's on his shoe
11:29It's on his shoe
11:29It's on his shoe
11:30Yes
11:34Yes
11:35Yes
11:35Guys, but stay low
11:37Stay low
11:38That is good luck
11:39A baby wipe will do
11:40It just keeps splattering
11:43Look
11:44Can you see all that?
11:47Look how close it got to us
11:49I don't know where it is
11:49Look
11:50It keeps splatting
11:52Oh my god
11:53But what must they be thinking?
11:55Someone's given this
11:56Yes
11:57Pigeons some laxatives
12:01We've won them a grand
12:02Come back to HQ
12:03You've done excellently well
12:05And bring the yoghurt
12:06Because I actually fancy a bit of muesli
12:09It was like the birds pooing
12:10I didn't see a bird in the sky
12:12So God knows where it was
12:13It literally landed on his shoe
12:16Whoa
12:18The birds are back
12:19We did it
12:20You did it
12:20You got it on his shoe
12:21You got an issue
12:22Don't touch me
12:23Right, it's time for your first task
12:25And for this
12:27You will be split into two teams
12:29Chris, Emma and Josh
12:31You will be Team Blue Vision
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel
12:35You will be Team Power
12:36For your first task
12:38For your first task
12:39I want you to create a marketing video for this location
12:43To pitch it as a premium wedding venue
12:46You need to plan, shoot and star in your video
12:52I hate
12:52I hate
12:53Like this
12:53Good luck everyone
12:54Off you go into the money
12:56They're going in
12:57Good luck applicants
12:58Look, they're right by us
12:59Where?
13:00Oh my God, they're right
13:00Next to us
13:01Sorry
13:02Sorry
13:04Fingers on lips
13:06Wow
13:07How nice is this?
13:09Well done, sorry
13:10You are absolutely amazing
13:11Someone chucked something down here
13:13Oh, that was a spoon
13:14You spoon man
13:16Oh my
13:16Oh my God
13:18I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what?
13:21You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch
13:23Well, lucky me
13:24Lucky me
13:26With the first task set
13:28The applicants start planning their marketing videos
13:31So we've got the games
13:32We've got the welcome drinks
13:33We've got the flower arch
13:34One more thing in the barn
13:35We can talk about the champagne tower
13:37You know what?
13:38We're looking at the teams
13:39I was very much Team Blue Vision
13:41I do like the way Team Power
13:43Are really enthusiastic
13:45You forget Judy
13:46This is not a real show
13:47Yeah, no
13:47None of it matters
13:48Yes
13:48It doesn't matter which team is better
13:50Because we've just got to get them sabotaged
13:53And not let go for them
13:54Mission alert
13:56Oh!
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go
13:58Celebrities
13:59It's time for your next sabotage missions
14:02Which will happen at the same time
14:04We've got a double
14:05Judy
14:06Judy
14:07You must collapse the champagne tower
14:09Whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn
14:12I love this
14:14I love this
14:15I love this
14:17Meanwhile
14:17Meanwhile
14:18Joe
14:18And Joe
14:20What?
14:22Disguised as the grounds gardeners
14:24You must disrupt Team Power's filming
14:26Causing them to stop recording
14:28Each sabotage is worth £3,000
14:32Making a total of £6,000 up for grabs
14:35Yes!
14:36Joe, you've got this
14:38You have got this
14:39We're both going to be gardeners
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:45Time to get shooting
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot
14:48Absolutely stunning
14:49Isn't it?
14:51The celebrities suit up for sabotage
14:57Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person
15:01Yeah
15:01Let's go
15:02Come on
15:03Come on
15:04Right, guys
15:04You are on your way
15:06Let's get cracking
15:07Love you, Paul
15:09Let's go
15:11Go, go, go, Joe
15:15Stop right here, stop right here
15:21Right, Judy
15:22You need to spot the champagne tower
15:25Okay
15:27Wow
15:27It's beautiful
15:29Dude
15:29Team Blue Vision are on the way
15:31They are coming to you
15:33I found it, guys
15:34I found it
15:35Then when the time comes
15:37Smash it
15:38Right, thank you, Sam
15:39Sorry
15:40I think I can pull it from behind
15:43Right
15:43Or like
15:44Maybe if I knock it
15:45That will destroy it
15:47This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, Judy
15:49They're literally seconds away
15:52Oh, God
15:53Oh, God
15:54They're about to walk up the steps
15:56Into the room
15:57Into the room
16:09They're about to walk up the steps
16:11Into the room
16:12Oh, God
16:13Oh, Judy
16:14They're literally seconds away
16:17Oh, this looks like my actual wedding
16:22Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, God
16:24I think I found something
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
16:26That thing there
16:27Right, I've got this
16:28I've got this
16:29It's gorgeous
16:29Those beams are incredible
16:31Give it a pull
16:32It's gonna be difficult
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain
16:38Yeah
16:39Oh, no, that's too far
16:40Too far, too far
16:40Too far
16:40You need to go back under
16:41Too far
16:43You've got the champagne
16:44Oh, the champagne tower
16:46Yeah
16:46By the tower
16:47Oh, my God
16:51No, no, no
16:53Oh, God
16:53I thought she was gonna do it
16:55Are you gonna be pouring it from the top?
16:57Yeah, of course
16:58You have to pour it from the top
16:58And then it trickles down to the bottom
16:59Yeah, that's it, exactly
17:00Judy, don't even breathe
17:04Oh, oh, God
17:04Judy, they started
17:05Judy, they started
17:06I'll say the bit first and then pop it
17:07And then I'll start, yeah
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:09Okay
17:10Oh, God
17:11We're gonna tell you when to go
17:13Stand by
17:14I can't breathe
17:15I'm so nervous
17:16I can't breathe, oh, my God
17:17Yeah, I'll try and not get it over you
17:18Don't get it
17:19Don't take my eye out
17:20He's opening the bottle
17:21He's opening the bottle
17:22So, after the ceremony
17:24After we've cut the cake
17:25We come round to a modern feature of this venue
17:28Hold on
17:29I'm so nervous
17:31So, this is the champagne tower
17:33Keep holding
17:35Stunning
17:36And it's a bit different
17:37Hold on
17:38Oh, God
17:39Hold on
17:40So, Josh
17:41Pop our bottle please
17:42Please pop in the bottle
17:45Oh
17:52Go
17:53Up
18:01Come on, get out of there
18:06Get Anitia
18:07Get out of here, run!
18:09What did you do? I literally just touched it.
18:12Yeah, you barely even touched it, yeah.
18:14I held it so that it wouldn't fall off.
18:16Get back to HQ, run!
18:20I'm sorry, I just literally touched it, I didn't...
18:23No, no, you just touched the top, I saw it.
18:26This has been awful.
18:28The whole champagne tower fell on my feet.
18:33The whole thing.
18:34I touched the top of it, very, very lightly,
18:38and the whole thing came down.
18:40While a confused Team Blue Vision lick their Prosecco-covered wounds,
18:44Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt Team Power's filming.
18:49Right, come on, guys, get in there for another three grand.
18:52Go up here, go on the right of this bush.
18:54Park there. OK.
18:57So we're starting from here, shooting in this direction,
19:00with us saying, and look where we are now in the beautiful ground.
19:03Action!
19:04Here we go, this is it.
19:05Get your tools out and just have it large now.
19:07Just turn them on.
19:08Turn them on, Joe.
19:09Turn them on.
19:13Bean bag throwing for the kids and also the adults.
19:18Get in the back of their shot.
19:22Oh!
19:23She's really going for it.
19:26She's way too in.
19:30Oh, no, no, no, no, Joel, go and get you!
19:33What?
19:34What?
19:36What?
19:36What the hell?
19:36She's got road.
19:41Why are they not stopping it even though there is, like,
19:45industrial noise in the back?
19:47Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:49Yeah, yeah, give me two.
19:51Give me two.
19:51When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:55Oh, my Lord.
19:56What is it all for?
19:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:03Do they really need to do that now, Roy?
20:07Ah!
20:09Why?
20:09Wait.
20:10A little second?
20:12What's going on?
20:12OK, stop.
20:14They've absolutely smashed that.
20:15Oh, guys, a disruption.
20:17Well done!
20:18And I'm gardening.
20:20Is that Joel singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden.
20:25Sorry.
20:26Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:28Sorry.
20:29What the hell was that?
20:32Yes, Joel!
20:34You did so well.
20:37Guys.
20:38Oh, that was so good.
20:40Well done, mate.
20:42It just plowed through the middle of it.
20:44Jo doesn't give a damn.
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised.
20:48Just walking through.
20:49Go get Jo.
20:51And I was like, well, my God, I can't believe she's over there.
20:53What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way.
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some work.
20:59When we were us filming, the fingers crossed.
21:01It's all gone well.
21:02Obviously, we'll see how it turns out.
21:07Mission alert.
21:08Oh!
21:10It's time for your next sabotage mission.
21:12Sam, disguised in a suit of armour,
21:15you must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17for an empty one, so they lose all their footage.
21:20This mission is worth £4,000.
21:24Oh!
21:25That's big.
21:25No!
21:26Don't get caught.
21:28That's hard.
21:29That's hard.
21:30I can't stay still.
21:31Bad, bad choice.
21:33Welcome to the Manor House main lake.
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge.
21:38Sam, you've got to be so careful,
21:40because they're all around the building.
21:41This floor is so slippery.
21:43Doesn't it look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing
21:45with a suit of armour right now?
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh, yeah.
21:49More than.
21:50Confident?
21:51Yeah.
21:51Team power.
21:53Come on, Sam.
21:58Oh!
22:00Oh, wow.
22:01Quiet, quiet.
22:03Sam, quiet, babe.
22:04Pun intended.
22:05Suits you.
22:06Hey!
22:08They're coming, quickly.
22:09Put your headgear down.
22:13Back to the blue room.
22:15Oh, they're coming.
22:16They're coming.
22:16Put your visor down.
22:19And they are about to come in.
22:22Louise is walking in.
22:23Flick your head forward.
22:26I'm nervous.
22:26Grab what we need.
22:28Leave the camera.
22:30They're in.
22:30They're in the room.
22:32Pop that down.
22:33We'll grab a fresh one.
22:36Oh, my God.
22:36Mel is right there.
22:37And then we'll go down the corridor.
22:39And then we'll go down the corridor.
22:40Yeah.
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there for you to steal the memory card.
22:46Sam is doing so well standing still.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:50This is the longest.
22:51He's ever.
22:52Doing a great job, man.
22:53Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Pop that down, Dom.
22:55You don't need that.
22:56Still walking round with that.
22:58They've left their camera.
23:00They've left their camera and they're leaving.
23:01Just wait.
23:02Not yet.
23:02Not yet.
23:03Wait.
23:03There we go.
23:05That was amazing.
23:06Look right at me.
23:08Sam, they are out of the room.
23:10Go, go, go, go, go.
23:11Nice.
23:11Wow.
23:11Nice.
23:12Shut the door.
23:14Be really quiet.
23:15I'm trying.
23:16Now get the memory card.
23:18Go get the memory card now.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:21This is very tense.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:23I'm so nervous.
23:25Where's the memory?
23:25Oh, yes.
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera.
23:29Hooray.
23:31Yes.
23:32Yes.
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram.
23:36He knows where the hole is, where the memory card goes.
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:39You need to replace it.
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table.
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag.
23:46Hold on.
23:48Oh.
23:53Keep quiet.
23:54The group's outside, and they might need to come in for anything, so just be careful.
23:58After a final debrief with her team, Mel goes to collect their footage to take to the
24:03fake show's editor to brief him on their creative vision.
24:06She's coming.
24:07She's...
24:07Guys.
24:08She's coming.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09Mel's coming back.
24:10We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:12Ah!
24:14Oh!
24:15She's there.
24:15Check that memory card.
24:17In that camera.
24:18Sam, she's coming back.
24:19Oh!
24:19This is intense.
24:21That's it!
24:22Yeah!
24:23Get back in position.
24:24Get a glove on, Gabe.
24:26Sam, put your face down!
24:47Oh, my God.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Oh, my God.
24:56Sam, do not move away, Sam.
24:58a muscle like he's right there like it's mental jesus what's she checking what's she checking what's
25:05she checking oh my god don't know well please you don't know which switch it is just take the
25:16whole thing on the tripod take the whole thing milk she's taking forever oh my god come on
25:26why is this going on for so long i've never seen anything like it just take the whole thing
25:30just take the whole thing just take the whole thing just take the whole thing take the whole thing
25:42she's actually got the memory she's got the car oh my god she's taking the car oh my god she's
25:46gonna
25:47check it now oh my god oh my god she's only gone next door be quiet be quiet
25:55be quiet they're just about to find out that it's empty oh my god let's hear what they say
25:58here is our memory stick fantastic so what ideas have you got for your video and it starts off at
26:05the front of the manor house then we're gonna move it in as if it was following the order of
26:11a natural
26:12wedding can i just stop you there is this is this definitely the right card um i'm gonna make the
26:18assumption that it is oh my god i feel sick so the media should all be in this folder here
26:28as you can see there is nothing there that means we've got no footage look at her face look at
26:35her
26:35face she's screaming did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you yeah i'm
26:41sure
26:42this card is blank you're joking i'm really sorry oh my gosh this card is empty and i can't work
26:48with it
26:52sam she's mortified but remember she'll be all right about this tomorrow when we win
26:59when we win her some money she's gonna be fine right i'll go in i'll go and then tell the
27:04guy
27:04see you she's coming back sam i don't know what we're gonna do straight back to hq buddy anyway
27:11thank you straight through the bookcase let's go let's go hurry up sam
27:19oh my god okay i don't know if i'm being stitched off oh stitched up
27:40uh-oh um hello love i don't quite know how to tell you this she's fuming look it's not recorded
27:49one thing that we've done from today joking me i don't understand we've been pressing the buttons
27:54all day we've done this to the most suspicious group are you pranking us you actually i swear to
28:00god um i didn't where that's impossible no it feels bad now but we have just won them loads of
28:07money yeah this is it now we looked at it i'm sure i saw the red light yeah i've seen
28:15the red light i
28:15have seen the red light oh it's just oh it's wrenching i pressed the button a little dot came up
28:22with rac like record i really don't know what's going on there i really don't know hq alert celebrities
28:29your first day of sabotaging is over and you have added 11 000 pounds to the prize pot
28:38get a good night's sleep as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:46it's day two we're back and the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from sarah
28:55let's talk about sarah she she's great she's in it isn't she she's so good with it
29:03we're giving them money at the end we're trying to win their money and that's what makes it
29:07more easy for us to be so yeah deceptive
29:13good morning applicants morning for today's task i've arranged for a group of corporate guests
29:21from the travel company 2e to come here to the manor house for a team building away day
29:26oh wow that's good team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:35this is judy doing yoga yes come on come on team power you will be hosting an adventure paintballing
29:46away day
29:54you have two hours until your clients arrive good luck
29:59cool off you go thank you thank you with the task set the team's head inside for some away day
30:06brainstorming i love a bit of yoga and wellness and we've really got to think about making this
30:13a relaxing escape paintballing what are we thinking about the theme then we can all be superheroes we need
30:19to call ahead to the local party shop okay to secure our costumes mission alert celebrities the applicants
30:30have been set their next task gk you must pretend to be the party shop owner and convince team power
30:37to order the wrong costumes yes this mission is worth two thousand pounds
30:46where is it where is it everyone listen right everyone shut up should i put it on loud yeah right
30:56hello hello good morning i'm just wondering if we could order a few costumes please yeah of course
31:01would you what are you looking for perfect so basically we're looking for some superhero costumes
31:05we would need three of them so the only like three matching outfits we have are cow girls
31:15oh okay um brilliant all right we're taking it all right thank you i'll see you soon goodbye
31:22we've just won them some money that was great you are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirl
31:35while team power come to terms with being paint bowling cowgirls team blue vision are hard at work
31:40creating the perfect recipe for relaxation so we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face
31:46mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha kiwi yeah and spirulina yeah yeah
31:52great mission alert it's time for your next mission joe disguised as an armchair what you must ruin the
32:02face mask mix by adding too much green powder sustains the client's skin oh that's so good that's
32:08devious this mission is worth six thousand pounds oh wow that is very risky
32:20joel we can see you look amazing you've got to be really quiet team power are in the blue room
32:26joel
32:26and and also mate team blue vision are in the dining room the way joel is walking so slow it's
32:32stressing
32:33me out you're gonna have to put a speed on there mate i'm a chair oh zara's there oh he's
32:42in he's landed
32:44so would you like to sit on the chair just sorry don't tell joel but just very very quietly go
32:50and
32:51then just sit he's got no idea are you doing amazing stay exactly where you are and lean back
33:01oh my god one of the one of the contestants is sitting on you joel don't move don't move there's
33:07you're gonna get joel laughing i can feel it's sarah davies i like the feeling of a dragon
33:18are you ready for your outfit here it is what is going on here we go jake this is all
33:25in there
33:26oh there's bad manners and everything okay great so scripts and agendas sorted out let's get
33:43ready to make the face masks let's go let's go oh joel team blue vision moving they're on the move
33:52joel they're in the orange range look at these ingredients lovely they look fab that's very green
34:00joel move your right hand up and down if you're okay oh my god that was risky look sarah's laughing
34:11you just look so cherry it's brilliant now they did say if you add more of something i think it
34:18was
34:18spirulina that it gives a little bit more a boost of something it's a lot of spirulina isn't it
34:24should we keep to the keep to the recipe yeah i think so but remember it's about those extras
34:30isn't it all right give it a little bit more yeah give it a few why not joel this is
34:35actually really
34:35good as well because boys are putting in loads of the recipe and it's going to make it look really
34:41green anyway so your stuff you can put loads in little thumbs up if you understand yeah let's go with
34:58that right they didn't see you but they just they literally turned to face you just then
35:03okay fantastic i think we've done a great job i think you know the the clients from two are going
35:08to absolutely love that on their faces so you're going to see how anyone's getting on with the yoga
35:11let's get it let's do it let's go this is your moment you've got to go this is your time
35:19joel get
35:19yourself up and go and change it quickly there he is go on joel oh no he can't see
35:30come on come on
35:33get it all in you're going to need to add some water get it all in add water babes
35:38water yeah you just put so much in how did your face mask go it was good it's looking good
35:46keep
35:46going keep making it sticky it's all good natural ingredients i don't think we need to overthink it
35:51it'll be fun yes that's great oh no it's on your sofa and we'll just get him back to hq
36:00run run to the
36:02bookcase joel it's got all the right ingredients well hopefully this is the saddest thing this is
36:08this is like the lowest point with everything set the contestants gather outside the front of the
36:24manor house to welcome their corporate guests look that's good that's good that we're arriving
36:32look great are you ready to join us hello
36:40you ready to feel rejuvenated today as team power take their corporate clients to the woods to set up
36:49paint bowling team blue vision prepare to pamper their guests do you mind if i put this
36:53face mask on your face with what unbeknownst to them is now a sabotage green food dye enhanced face
37:01mask oh my face marks are coming oh my god this is terrible only the best and most premium products
37:15for
37:15our guests at the blue vision retreat
37:20does this have magic ingredients in it it does have magic ingredients yes yeah food coloring
37:36okay ladies it's time to remove your masks oh my god oh my god oh no it's not gonna it's
37:44not gonna stain
37:45our faces is it oh no it won't stain your faces that's rank i look like shrek
37:52if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no it's not emma no it won't
37:58oh my god
38:01would anyone like a green smoothie
38:18i feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:25did you definitely check the measurements yes so you know i put the ingredients in so i'm happy to
38:34sort of take the the kind of blame on that one
38:44oh okay we are getting there i'll get in there joel that's incredible what you've just done
38:49we're so good joel joe
38:56oh my gosh well done everyone well done i've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but
39:02never anything like this i feel like i've scrubbed a layer of skin off i'm absolutely not
39:07coming back to this far 100 percent meanwhile over with team power what we're going to be doing
39:13today is paintballing um we are in the woods for this as well so you've got to go very careful
39:17it's just gonna be quite a fun day to be fair okay so we're going to move on to the
39:26yoga which i'm
39:27taking mission alert celebrities it's time for your final sabotage missions joe you will stay behind
39:39as mission controller gk hidden inside a garden storage box you must pop emma's yoga ball mid-class
39:50and then joe sam and judy posing as team power paintballers you must sabotage the yoga session
40:00covering team blue vision and their guests in paint
40:05that's incredible celebrities each mission is worth 5 000 pounds so there is a total of 10 000
40:14pounds up for grabs wow wow and remember don't get caught do not get caught okay gk you need to
40:23find something to pop the balls with yeah we need to find guns let's go joe
40:42have you found the box gk lovely and breathe out oh my god oh jesus wept are you all right
40:54that's why it's all so grab your balls please she looks at her right while she's sat there she will
41:01see me we are literally high level here we go gk i think you'll have one go at it i
41:07want you to be
41:08comfortable with your ball okay get your ball and just sit on it i'm waiting for her to bounce
41:37get your ball and just sit on it and bounce on it
41:44go for it oh my word oh that was brilliant
42:00i'm sorry i'm sorry that was brilliant how embarrassing i was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:07i'm back to hq i'm not confident this ball so i'm just uh i'm just getting the feel for it
42:15after a successful explosive mission gk sneaks back to join joe in mission hq
42:22but meanwhile over in the woods team power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:27come on guys teamwork communication allowing judy joel and sam god i'm so excited to sabotage the yoga
42:36session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes and breathe in cause absolute carnage big time oh my god
42:48don't show your face don't show your face go on have it last judy go on go go go
42:53paint everywhere paint everywhere
43:16let's just keep focused on the breathing
43:25i'm sorry guys
43:31it's really dramatic who feels relaxed team power came in and ambushed my whole class they've 100
43:38done it on purpose they're trying to sabotage our task it was carnage absolute carnage i can only
43:44imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us i cannot believe they've done
43:49this to us they've played us dirty
43:59with the disastrous away day done the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to
44:05sarah's office or so they think oh my word what is that this is a bookcase wow oh my oh
44:17wow she's been
44:18watching us the full time no way celebrity sabotage but we're not celebrities what is happening here oh hello
44:28hello hello applicants now you must be wondering what on earth is going on just a bit yeah but i've
44:38got
44:38something to tell you the applicant is not a real show what take a look at this
44:47oh
44:51sam thompson gk barry
44:53it's the bird poop
44:55i didn't see a bird
44:57it's genial i love genial i love that
45:05we need them to stop filming mate
45:07no damn it what how did i not recognize him i'll get the memory card
45:12he stole our footage no it's a chair you're gonna need to add some water get it all in
45:18i didn't put too much exactly we were scrubbing their faces for hours okay go for it go for it
45:26this is hilarious
45:47we're sorry now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show you've actually
45:52been contestants on a secret game show for celebrity sabotage and you did for every sabotage
46:00we successfully completed we've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you
46:07the total prize one for you all is 29 000
46:16coming out with 4 800 pound it's just incredible i thought yeah i had no idea there were celebrities
46:23underneath the house i thought it was just bad luck all the way oh i can't wait to be able
46:30to take my
46:30two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to go on for the last couple of years and
46:35i've been
46:35promised in them next time on celebrity sabotage welcome to our brand new show couple goals
46:47matt you need to splash emma
46:52oh
46:54oh no
46:54oh no
46:56oh
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