Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 2

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Transcript

00:01Welcome to the Manor House.

00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.

00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.

00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.

00:16Welcome to the applicants.

00:17Oh, hello, players. Welcome to the backstabber.

00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.

00:23Oh, my word.

00:24Do you all understand?

00:25Yes, sir.

00:26All right, shall we?

00:27But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.

00:33Are you joking?

00:34My God, are you joking, man?

00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ,

00:42home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.

00:48Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur

00:53and a different fake show host.

00:56Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake shows

01:00and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share

01:03worth up to £30,000.

01:05And there's only one rule.

01:08Don't get caught!

01:10Celebrity captured.

01:11Let's call some chaos.

01:13Tonight, TV host and reality star Olivia Atwood joins Mission HQ.

01:17It smells like dog.

01:19As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show Couple Goals.

01:24Hosted by celebrity power couples Matt and Emma Willis.

01:28No.

01:28Yes!

01:29Oh, my God.

01:30Slightly less aggressive.

01:32Man, you need to splash Emma.

01:34Yeah!

01:35Get ready for madness.

01:37Yeah!

01:38Oh!

01:39Oh, my God!

01:41Mind games.

01:42Maybe someone stitched your sock in.

01:43And mayhem.

01:47Just get that medic off the bus!

01:50This is celebrity sabotage.

01:56It's a brand new day at the Manor House.

01:59And the celebrities are raring to go.

02:02We're back!

02:04Woo!

02:05You know what?

02:05It feels like being home.

02:07Yeah.

02:07What do you think the show's gonna be?

02:09That we're gonna be sabotaring?

02:10Whatever it is.

02:11We're gonna win so much money.

02:14It's good time.

02:16Light them all up.

02:17Get them up on the feet.

02:20Whoever comes to that door.

02:21Yes!

02:22Yes!

02:24Yes!

02:25Oh, my God!

02:27Oh, my God!

02:29It's so great to see you.

02:31Have a look.

02:32Do you know what you're doing?

02:34No, I won't work.

02:35It's amazing.

02:36It's super mischievous.

02:37We're gonna have a great time.

02:39Oh, my God!

02:40HQ alert!

02:41HQ alert!

02:42Celebrities.

02:43Now Olivia is here.

02:44Your team is complete.

02:46Four couples are on their way to the Manor House.

02:48And they think they're here to take part in a brand new relationship challenge show called Couple Goals.

02:55Yes!

02:56This is why you're here, Olivia.

02:58You're gonna be perfect.

03:00Oh, look at the slow-mo shot!

03:02The four couples think they've signed up for the ultimate relationship challenge show called Couple Goals.

03:08But little do they know, this is not the show they think it is.

03:12The romance is real, but so is the sabotage.

03:16Up first, those all-important slow-mo arrival shots.

03:22Mother and Zach!

03:23Oh, they're kind of coordinating!

03:26These other couples, I don't think they stand a chance.

03:29I mean, we got this, right?

03:32Oh, my God!

03:33Look at these icons!

03:35We're coming for you.

03:36You better watch out.

03:37We've got the brains and we've got the brawn here.

03:39I love these two so much!

03:42Hannah and Joe!

03:44They're gorgeous!

03:45I think we're gonna smash them to bits.

03:47We're competitive.

03:48Super competitive.

03:50We've got a radio in there.

03:51Director just asked you to do bits and bits.

03:52Okay, fine.

03:53We're just here to have a good time.

03:55We're not competitive.

03:56Well, we are.

03:57That's why.

03:59This is very nostalgic for me.

04:01I see why I'm here.

04:02I love it.

04:02Mission alert.

04:04Whoa!

04:05Here we go.

04:06I'm scared!

04:07Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.

04:11Joe, posing as the director, you must make the final couple, Jason and Jason, redo their arrival shot three times.

04:19So they do four takes in total.

04:22Oh!

04:23Oh, my God!

04:24This mission is worth £2,000.

04:27And remember, don't get caught.

04:31What's the director accent?

04:32I could go Australian.

04:34Sorry, guys.

04:34We just need to do one more take.

04:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:37One more take.

04:38It's like we're on Love Island.

04:39We don't look like we're on Love Island.

04:42That's the difference.

04:43No!

04:45Yeah!

04:46Go, go, go, go!

04:47Come on!

04:47Just give energy in.

04:49I will.

04:49Yeah, look, he's coming out now.

04:50He's coming out now.

04:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:52Good walk.

04:54You're all doing a great job, guys.

04:55Sorry he's a bit late.

04:56Come on, boys.

04:57We're just getting cameras up and running.

04:59Jason and Jason just perspiring like two chihuahuas in a hot car.

05:03You just thought the cameras would have already been set off for the last ones.

05:08Okay, that's the queue on the Jeep.

05:10Let's get Jason and Jason in.

05:12Give us your biggest smiles.

05:13Give us some waves.

05:15Yeah!

05:16Maybe a little kiss.

05:17A little kiss if you can do that.

05:19Oh!

05:21Oh, this looks beautiful.

05:24Tell him that you're unhappy with that.

05:26They needed more.

05:26That was good.

05:27I just need a little bit more from you.

05:30Come on.

05:32Okay, let's queue the Jeep.

05:35Come on, let's have it!

05:36Woo!

05:37Oh, he's giving it loads.

05:39Yes!

05:40Can I get off the whole thing else, brother?

05:42That was really great.

05:43We're going to do one more.

05:44It was too leery.

05:46It's...

05:47Aggressive.

05:47Say it was aggressive.

05:48Slightly less aggressive.

05:50Aggressive.

05:50You know they're slacking him off to the heavens right now.

05:53I'll let you tell me he doesn't know what he wants.

05:55Get up.

05:55We're not on a football match.

05:57Let's keep in love.

05:59Oh, my God!

06:00We're not on a football match!

06:02Right, let's queue the Jeep.

06:04Woo!

06:06More love, Blonde Jason.

06:07Woo-hoo!

06:08Yes!

06:09Beautiful!

06:11It's almost perfect.

06:15So this is pre-Watershed.

06:17That was actually a bit too sexy.

06:19You've got to remember it's pre-Watershed, so slightly less kissy on this one.

06:22No worries, mate.

06:23We just need a little bit more from Blonde Jason.

06:26Be more like your partner.

06:27Um, if you could just be slightly more like your partner.

06:32Yes!

06:33It's loving you.

06:36Guys, this is unbelievable.

06:37Okay, let's queue that Jeep.

06:39Stop, don't you know?

06:40Hi, Lamar.

06:41Yes, Sam, to leave everything in the Jeep.

06:43Leave everything in that Jeep.

06:44Yes, high five!

06:46Yeah, we're ready for it!

06:47Yes!

06:48This is perfect.

06:50Beautiful.

06:51Get out of that Jeep.

06:52Get in there.

06:53Oh, my God.

06:55I thought I'd be more excited.

06:57Joel, watch your face.

06:58Turn your face away.

07:00Right through the orangery, guys.

07:03Oh, my God.

07:04Well done, Joel.

07:05Well done, Joel.

07:08Come on, darling.

07:09Let's go.

07:10Guys, we've just won the first 2,000 pounds.

07:13Yeah!

07:15Come on!

07:17Did you enjoy that?

07:18No.

07:22Our loved-up couples are mingling, and our saboteurs are waiting to pounce again.

07:27So all we need now are two naughty hosts.

07:30It's TV's couple royalty, Matt and Emma Willis.

07:33Oh, my God!

07:36Oh, my God!

07:37Oh, my God!

07:39Oh, my God!

07:40Oh, my God!

07:40They went for the big go.

07:42Welcome to the Manor House, and to our brand new show, Couple Goals.

07:46Woo!

07:47Just like us.

07:48I can't believe this is not a real show.

07:50It's so hard.

07:52We have Toast Couple Goals, aren't we, babe?

07:53We are.

07:54We are.

07:55Oh, they love it!

07:58And if you are just like us, then you could be walking away with this...

08:03Woo-hoo!

08:04The Couple Goals Trophy.

08:07Tracy and John are so sweet.

08:10So, over the next two love-themed days, you'll be taking part in a series of challenges created

08:16to see just how well you complement each other as partners.

08:20Oh, my God, I'm so excited about this.

08:22The first challenge you'll be taking on is called Driving Me Crazy.

08:27Whichever couple wins today's challenge will get to stay in the Manor's Loveness Suite tonight.

08:33Woo!

08:34Now, we have checked this out earlier on, and I've got to say, it's very romantic.

08:38It's very romantic.

08:40Are you all up for it?

08:42Yes!

08:42Hello!

08:43Okay, let's get you race ready.

08:45Let's go.

08:45Good luck!

08:46Good luck, everyone.

08:47Shall we talk to them?

08:49Yes.

08:49Hello.

08:50It's me, Judy Love.

08:52Hey, Judy Love.

08:54You've got to make sure no one's around you if you're going to say our name.

08:57Sorry.

08:58Naughty, naughty gobble.

08:59Sorry.

09:00This is so well done.

09:01I don't think they're going to have any clue.

09:04For their first challenge, our couples will take on Driving Me Crazy.

09:08They must race across the estate in golf buggies to complete three relationship testing games,

09:14whilst the celebrities must sabotage them without getting caught.

09:18A buggy race.

09:20A buggy race.

09:20Oh, wow.

09:21Babe.

09:21That's exciting.

09:22HQ alert.

09:24Come on.

09:26Joe.

09:26What?

09:26Your stay in HQ as the sabotage mission controller.

09:30Sam.

09:31You must hide out at game one.

09:33Okay.

09:34Olivia.

09:35Dressed as a pile of shopping bags, you must hide in the boot of the white car in the car

09:39park.

09:39Oh, God.

09:41Okay.

09:41Judy.

09:42Dressed as a janitor, you must hide in the outside loo at game two.

09:47GK.

09:48You must dress as a bush and hide out at game three.

09:52It pretty is.

09:53Once in position, you should all await further instruction.

09:56Oh, God.

09:57Bush shopping.

09:58A janitor.

10:00Angie has his bush on the back.

10:02In there.

10:04Girls, you ready?

10:06Oh, oh.

10:08Oh, yes, Judy.

10:12Oh, my God.

10:14Oh, my God.

10:15Oh, my bags are coming out.

10:16Yeah.

10:17Here we go.

10:18I'm going to open the door.

10:19Oh, my God.

10:20Be quiet when you're out there.

10:21I can't run in this.

10:23I'm knackered.

10:24As the celebrities sneak into position, the contestants are ready at the start line at the front of the manor

10:30house.

10:31Ready.

10:32Set.

10:33Goals.

10:34Jesus.

10:35Come on.

10:36Let's have it.

10:36For game one, one of each couple must race to the hugging booths where their partner is hiding.

10:42They must hug their partner and two other hidden huggers and correctly identify their partner.

10:49Mission alert.

10:51Right.

10:52Here we go.

10:53Hello.

10:54Listening.

10:54You must get to the hugging booth before the contestants arrive and join Sam, who is already on his way.

11:00Go to go.

11:01I've got someone over here.

11:02This is so exciting.

11:12Oh, God.

11:22Matt and Sam, you must both give the contestants an awkward hug for at least 15 seconds.

11:28If you are both successful, this mission is worth £3,000.

11:34John is in the cubicle right next to you.

11:39Okay, here we go.

11:41Welcome to the hugging booth.

11:43Inside each of these hugging booths is a mystery hugger.

11:46You must embrace all three and attempt to identify your partner.

11:49If you guess correctly, your partner will be revealed and you can continue the race.

11:54Let's get your hugging game on, boys.

11:57Oh, my God.

11:59Oh, my God.

11:59If I don't have my own husband.

12:00All right, let's go.

12:01Okay, they're currently hugging their partners, but they're coming to you next.

12:0615 seconds or more for the hug.

12:07I will climb in.

12:09Okay.

12:10Coming to you, Matt.

12:11Number two.

12:13Start at the time.

12:14Oh, this is so hard.

12:16Give her a bit of a rub.

12:18That's nice.

12:20Number two's holding up.

12:21Get off me.

12:22Trying to get away from my husband.

12:24Good girl.

12:26Get off me.

12:27I'm tapping out.

12:27Three, two, one.

12:29Let him go.

12:30Let him go.

12:32Yes.

12:33That was perfect, Matt.

12:35Oh, I say.

12:37Right, Sam.

12:38Oh, my God.

12:39Time has started.

12:40Oh, that's a nice hug.

12:43That is a long hug.

12:45Five seconds gone.

12:46That's definitely not my husband.

12:48Hold it, hold it.

12:50That's enough.

12:51Three, two, one.

12:53Let go.

12:54Let him go.

12:56Okay.

12:58Smashed it.

13:00My partner is behind number one.

13:03Number one.

13:04Number one.

13:08Yes.

13:10Yes.

13:12Yes.

13:13You just bagged 3,000 pounds for the contestants.

13:17Come on, babe.

13:18Number two was like this.

13:20Let's go.

13:21You're driving, baby.

13:22I couldn't even get off.

13:23You should have known it was me straight away, to be honest.

13:25I did.

13:26I picked you.

13:27Because it would have been a problem.

13:30Go, go, go, go, go.

13:31But hug number three, I was just like, that's definitely not my husband.

13:34You are clinging on for dear life.

13:35Careful.

13:36Hold on.

13:37No, there.

13:37That way.

13:38With number two, it was very awkward.

13:40I remember thinking, is this normal?

13:42Right, now follow the arrows.

13:44Right, you can go back to being the host of the show.

13:46Go, go, go.

13:50Liv, I'm back in Mission HQ.

13:52How's it going?

13:53It's like 100 degrees and I'm wearing plastic bags.

13:57Looks really good.

13:59Get in there.

14:00Get in the boot.

14:01It smells like dog.

14:07Yes!

14:08Mission alert.

14:09Oh!

14:11Olivia, before Joe and Hannah arrive at game two, change the direction of the arrow so

14:16that they go off course and get lost in the woods.

14:20Then change the arrow back before they return.

14:23This mission is worth 2,000 pounds.

14:27Oh!

14:29It's high pressure.

14:30Left, left, left.

14:32OK.

14:32They're in the car, Olivia.

14:33They're all the way to you.

14:34Gaining some serious momentum.

14:36Go on, change the sign.

14:37Change the sign.

14:38Hurry up, hurry up.

14:39Got it, got it, got it.

14:40Got it, got it.

14:41Now, left at the bottom.

14:42Hurry up.

14:43Change the sign.

14:44Flip it, flip it over.

14:45Yes!

14:46Oh, Tiki.

14:48Get back in the boot, get back in the boot.

14:50Left at the bottom.

14:51Quickly, they're on their way.

14:53Oh, gosh!

14:54There we go.

14:55They're there now.

14:56They're right there now.

14:57Stay down, Olivia.

14:58Left, left.

14:59Got it.

15:00And then you're going to turn right.

15:02Got it.

15:02Oh, they're doing it.

15:03They're doing it.

15:03They're going the other way.

15:04Keep going.

15:06Yeah!

15:06Come on!

15:08Oh, no!

15:09Oh, no!

15:10Yeah!

15:12Smashed it.

15:13Come on.

15:13Smashed it, Olivia.

15:14Yeah.

15:16Are we going to lift the right?

15:17There's no arrows.

15:17I don't know.

15:18Keep going.

15:18They're now arguing.

15:19Are you sure we're getting the right way?

15:21Keep going.

15:22Keep going.

15:26Look at them still going.

15:27Look at them.

15:27Oh, my God.

15:28They've gone sick.

15:28Just going far.

15:30Oh, this is so good.

15:32Do you reckon this is the right way?

15:33I don't know, but I'm starting to doubt it.

15:36There's been no arrows for a while.

15:37There's been no arrows.

15:38This is amazing!

15:41Nah.

15:43This can't be right.

15:44You think we should head back?

15:45Yeah.

15:46Okay.

15:47Change it back, Olivia.

15:47Get out, get out.

15:48They're coming back.

15:50Oh, no.

15:52I've been calm this far.

15:53At the top of this road, I think we went wrong.

15:58Do you think?

15:59Yeah.

16:01Back in the booth, back in the booth.

16:04No.

16:04Come on.

16:05See, look.

16:05There's the arrow.

16:08Oh, they're going to see it.

16:11Maybe someone's stitched us up here.

16:13She knows!

16:13Oh, gosh.

16:25Maybe someone's stitched us up here.

16:27Oh, gosh.

16:29No.

16:30I think someone's changed that.

16:31No.

16:33Oh, no.

16:34She knows!

16:36That arrow's changed.

16:38Right, okay, we're here.

16:39Hannah is on us.

16:41Yeah.

16:41Oh, my God, it was only here we had to go to.

16:44Mission complete, Liv.

16:45Well done.

16:46Yes!

16:47Here we are.

16:48I feel like we're both to blame.

16:50Yeah, I'm going to agree.

16:51We made it!

16:53Through there, through there.

16:55Yeah, that's it.

16:55Look where the P is.

16:56We've got to park later.

16:57Get out.

16:58Three of the four unsuspecting couples have reached the next game in the race.

17:03Tokens of affection.

17:06What percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?

17:11Right.

17:11Okay.

17:12I'm going to go 83.

17:13Look for 20.

17:1443?

17:15No, higher.

17:16They look like they're extras in the Queen of Hearts tea party.

17:22Uh-uh.

17:23Uh-uh.

17:23Nah.

17:24Try a high one.

17:25People want what they can't have.

17:26Right.

17:2771.

17:29Come on!

17:30Yeah!

17:32What?

17:33No!

17:34Right, let's go!

17:35Let's go!

17:35How are you?

17:36Who are you thinking about?

17:38No-one.

17:39Don't kill me!

17:40Oh!

17:41The last couple to take on the game are Jason and Jason.

17:44Go, go, go, go, go!

17:45Who have no idea that janitor Judy is hiding in the loo beside the garden.

17:50Is she a cleaner?

17:53Mission alert!

17:55Whoa!

17:56Mission alert!

17:57Judy, you must steal Jason and Jason's buggy keys, delaying them in the race.

18:03This mission is worth 2,000 pounds.

18:072,000 pounds, Judy!

18:09Oh, my God!

18:10Go, go, go!

18:10Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!

18:11They're coming to you, Judy.

18:13I can hear something.

18:14Keep going a bit more.

18:19Now, Judy, they are facing away from you, so you can just have a little peek.

18:22Okay.

18:23I couldn't see the tokens of affection.

18:26Oh, she's peeking out.

18:27Where am I going?

18:28Shall we have a look?

18:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

18:31What was that one?

18:35You can come out now.

18:37Judy, you've got some space to work with him.

18:3962.

18:41Oh, Judy's on the move.

18:42It's definitely on the 50.

18:43You shouldn't be straddling the wall, though.

18:45She shouldn't be straddling the wall.

18:46Should we go on? 62.

18:48Be more clean, Ari.

18:51This is brilliant.

18:53So, what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?

18:56We think 62.

18:59Oh, God.

19:00Where am I coming?

19:01Okay, wait, wait, wait.

19:02I think they're taller than 50.

19:04They're facing towards you.

19:05They're facing towards...

19:05A, 71.

19:0671.

19:06Let's go with that.

19:08Okay, now go towards the gold buggy.

19:11So, what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?

19:13Go now, go now.

19:1471.

19:15They've got it right already.

19:17Yes!

19:18Let's go, go, go, go!

19:19Oh, my God, they're right there.

19:21Go back, go, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.

19:22No, no, Judy, go back!

19:25Ah!

19:28Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.

19:30Oh, God.

19:34Get in the car, get in the car!

19:35Have they even noticed her?

19:36Go, go, go, go!

19:37Did you actually take the key?

19:39Reverse, reverse, reverse.

19:40Go, go, go.

19:41Tell me she took the key.

19:42I know.

19:43Go, go, go.

19:44Reverse!

19:45Oh, I thought she'd taken the key.

19:47Come on, darling.

19:48With her!

19:48I'm doing it.

19:49It's harder than you think.

19:50Stop, stop, stop!

19:52Stop!

19:55Which way?

19:56I don't know.

19:58Turns out, Judy, you didn't need to steal the key.

20:00They can't drive a car.

20:01Oh, God!

20:02She's doing a really good job of cleaning that door, though.

20:06She really is.

20:06Go, go!

20:11God.

20:12Do you know what, though, Judy?

20:13I'm so proud of you, man.

20:15You literally were so good just then.

20:17I tried to pull it, but...

20:19Come back to HQ via the garage.

20:24Go, go, go.

20:24This way, this way, this way, this way.

20:26Two games down, one more to go.

20:29Let's go.

20:30And in the final game, the couples must work together to take on...

20:33Don't balls it up.

20:35Go.

20:35Using ropes alone, they have five attempts to guide a ball across the course and into the final pipe.

20:41Yes!

20:41Woo!

20:42Get in the car, get in the car!

20:43Go!

20:44Go, go, go!

20:44Now it's Zach and Mother's turn.

20:48Where's GK?

20:49Show me GK.

20:50Oh, there she is.

20:50There she is.

20:51Oh, God.

20:52You look like the Yeti.

20:54Just ate a leaf.

20:57Are there more arrows?

20:59Back there.

21:00Are you sure?

21:01It came from there.

21:02Oh.

21:02Okay.

21:03GK, you look so much like the shrubbery.

21:05It's insane.

21:06I'm itchy.

21:08Woo!

21:08Like...

21:08Mission alert.

21:11I'm ready.

21:12GK.

21:12You must use the hidden ropes to make Zach and Mother drop every ball and fail this game.

21:18Oh, my God.

21:20This mission is worth £2,000.

21:23Ooh!

21:25No pressure, then.

21:26Can you see the strings that you're gonna use to sabotage?

21:29Can I?

21:30Stop playing the harp.

21:33Let's do this.

21:35Woo!

21:37I'm like this.

21:38They're on their way to you.

21:39Don't you need to dart, dart!

21:42You wouldn't know if that's GK Barry, would you?

21:44That is fantastic.

21:47And back there?

21:49Good night to the puck.

21:50Yeah.

21:50Stop with them puck.

21:52Here they are.

21:52They're there now.

21:54Bee Bush.

21:56Welcome to Don't Balls It Up.

21:59Using a series of...

22:00I cannot believe she's just right there next to them, mate.

22:04Let's go.

22:06Well, here they go.

22:07This is it.

22:08This is it.

22:09Right, here's the balls.

22:10You've got to stand behind the lamp.

22:12Stop moving.

22:13So I need to keep it straight.

22:15Right, hold on, hold on.

22:16Need to try and pull them when Mother pulls them.

22:20Here we go.

22:21Let's go.

22:23Come on, babe.

22:26GK, do it now.

22:30Why is it dropping?

22:33Yes!

22:34She's done it!

22:36That was not me.

22:37That was not me.

22:38Don't try it.

22:39It was.

22:40You started moving.

22:41No!

22:42What are you doing in there?

22:44All right.

22:45It's coming.

22:46Once it comes...

22:47GK, yes.

22:48Do it now.

22:48Pull the right one.

22:49Pull the right one.

22:51Ah, me.

22:54Go on, GK, you epic bush.

22:56This is so great.

22:58Don't worry.

22:59There's more balls.

23:00Right.

23:01I'm saying make sure it don't tip.

23:02Okay, I'm trying.

23:04It's hard.

23:05Do it now, GK.

23:10I can't, I can't with this.

23:11I can't.

23:12You can't.

23:13Don't say you can't.

23:16Don't move it.

23:17You're going higher.

23:17The strings are not working with me.

23:20Stay there.

23:21On my cue, I want you to give pipe three a big yank.

23:25That's it.

23:26Oh, no, no.

23:26No, no, no.

23:27I'm higher.

23:28Keep going.

23:30Keep going.

23:32On my cue.

23:35Three.

23:35That's it.

23:36More, more.

23:37Two.

23:38That's it.

23:39One.

23:41Big ball.

23:42That's it.

23:44Ah!

23:46Oh!

23:47Yes!

23:48Is that the last ball?

23:49Yes!

23:49Mission complete!

23:51Right, okay.

23:52They failed, which means you did it, GK.

23:56Ah, man.

23:57We got a goal.

23:58We got a goal.

23:58It felt like the strings literally had a mind of their own.

24:01Oh, that one was tough.

24:02I thought it was.

24:03I tried.

24:04But we did well on the other ones.

24:05No way.

24:06But that one, we buzzed it up.

24:08I love this game!

24:12As the day comes to an end, the couples remain unaware that they are competing in a fake

24:17show.

24:18Cue Matt and Emma to set up the next sabotage.

24:21Hey!

24:22Hi!

24:23Here we go.

24:24We are here for the results, and we can reveal that the couple with the fastest time

24:31and winning an overnight stay in the love nest is...

24:39The Jason!

24:40Woo!

24:41The Jason!

24:43The Jason!

24:44We love it!

24:45I literally can't believe we're the fuss.

24:48Why are we clapping?

24:49It's not a real show.

24:50It's not a real show.

24:52However, all is not lost.

24:53It is all still to play for tomorrow.

24:56Have a great night.

24:57Get some rest, everybody.

24:58Well done.

25:02Mission alert!

25:04Oh!

25:05We were done!

25:06Matt and Emma, you must ruin Jason and Jason's date night by joining them in the hot tub

25:11and staging an argument, forcing them to leave before you.

25:16Are you joking?

25:18This mission is worth £5,000.

25:21Wow!

25:23Matt and Emma.

25:25Oh, my God.

25:26I can't wait to see you in your busted Speedos.

25:32Oh, my God.

25:33This is exciting.

25:36That's cute, isn't it?

25:37This is cute.

25:38The Jasons are walking in!

25:40Oh, this is gorgeous.

25:42Let's get in the hot tub.

25:45Oh, that's nice.

25:46That is lovely.

25:48Matt and Emma, can you hear us?

25:51Yeah!

25:52Yes!

25:52So, if we win a couple of goals next top this morning.

25:56The Jasons, it's got a ring to it.

25:58Could you and I have James?

25:59I just don't know what's in charge of it.

26:01Oh, my God.

26:01Literally, oh, my God!

26:03Cheers.

26:04Cheers.

26:07Now I'm deceased.

26:09This is so shady.

26:10Yeah?

26:11Oh, sorry.

26:12When do you finish?

26:14No!

26:16All right, guys.

26:17We've got everything.

26:18Oh, my God.

26:19This is going to be great.

26:20Can we join you?

26:22Yeah!

26:23Yes!

26:23OK, thank you, everybody.

26:25We'll come and take your mics off and then you can stay in here.

26:27Thank you very much, everyone.

26:28That's a wrap.

26:29Cheers, guys.

26:30They think they wrapped.

26:33Come on.

26:34Get them out of that hot tub.

26:36Oh, come on in.

26:37We're not allowed to set the bubbles up.

26:39I'm going to fart in it instead.

26:41My guys!

26:42Give me your hands.

26:43Oh, my God.

26:45Oh, my God.

26:46They're going to have to pretend I can't handle it.

26:49Oh, man.

26:49You need to splash Emma.

26:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:52Oh!

26:53Yeah!

27:12Do it again, Matt.

27:13Do it again.

27:14I don't have to do all that.

27:15Stop it.

27:15Oh, she's just waiting.

27:16She's just hard not to do it.

27:18Oh, no.

27:19Oh, no.

27:19I can't.

27:20I can't.

27:21I can't.

27:21I don't like it.

27:23You make me feel really stupid.

27:26Guys!

27:26Oh, my God.

27:27Don't say this.

27:28It's all right now.

27:29We're looking around.

27:30It was a bit of a fast-forward flick, Matt.

27:32He's trying to mediate.

27:33He's trying to mediate.

27:34I'm sorry, Beth.

27:36I'm sorry.

27:36No, you're not sorry.

27:38I am sick.

27:40Oh, no!

27:43Oh, let's take a peek.

27:44I deserve that.

27:45Let's take a peek.

27:45I deserve that.

27:46Yes.

27:47I can't watch this.

27:48This is the worst.

27:51What's the problem?

27:52You know what the problem is, Matt.

27:55Faye, we'll discuss this when we've got some privacy.

27:57Are you smoking around?

27:59I don't want to talk about it in front of people.

28:04She's so good.

28:06Shall we play again?

28:07Would you like a minute in the hot club then?

28:09Yes!

28:10Yes!

28:10We don't make it in a minute.

28:12Yes!

28:13Yes, we do!

28:14We might need it.

28:15We might need it.

28:16Yes!

28:17Get out of the tub!

28:18You know what?

28:20Yes!

28:22Yes!

28:23Thank you so much.

28:24It doesn't really, though.

28:25You're throwing your knife off.

28:26No, you don't really know.

28:27I don't know.

28:28Can you just go back?

28:29Guys.

28:31Oh, my God.

28:35Unbelievable.

28:39What's that?

28:42Guys, you was amazing.

28:44So proud of you!

28:46So proud of you.

28:47Legends!

28:47I've just watched!

28:52Celebrities.

28:54Your first day of sabotaging is over.

28:57Woo!

28:57And you have added £14,000 to the prize pot.

29:02Sensational.

29:03Get some rest, because there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.

29:07Yay!

29:08It's a great day.

29:13We are here!

29:15This is it.

29:16Day two.

29:17Listen, today we need to get all the money.

29:20We are not missing none of these missions, and we're not failing.

29:24And they're walking in!

29:25They're coming in!

29:26They're coming in!

29:27Good morning!

29:29Jason is ready for day two, baby.

29:31I wonder if they're going to say anything about Emma and Matt.

29:36Good morning!

29:39How are you all?

29:41Good morning!

29:42Look at Jason and Jason!

29:44Look at Jason!

29:45Who was that?

29:47Jason's.

29:47How was your night in the love nest?

29:49What happens in the love nest?

29:50Stares in the love nest.

29:51Sounds intriguing.

29:53Oh!

29:55I said to him, look what I apologise.

29:57That's all I just...

29:58You are about to take part in your final challenge.

30:02You are checking in to the right team.

30:04You are checking in to the right team.

30:04Rotten Retreat.

30:06We'll be asking you questions about your relationship.

30:09And all you have to do is match your answers.

30:12Easy.

30:12Easy, right?

30:14But, there's a twist.

30:16One member from each couple will be taking on the water obstacle course.

30:21You must cross the course and find the correct answer in the rank tank.

30:25Whilst your partner will be stood under a drop tank.

30:30Fail to match your answers and you'll be soaked in ice cold water.

30:36Have it.

30:36You better get it right.

30:37Are you all up for it?

30:39Yeah!

30:40Mission alert.

30:42Oh, yes!

30:42Hello.

30:44Sam and Joe.

30:44Yes?

30:45Disguised as cupids, you must knock the contestants off the assault course and into the lake using

30:50a power hose.

30:51Oh, yes!

30:53This is everything we've ever wanted!

30:55Each successful fall into the water is worth £1,000.

30:58And there is a total of £5,000 up for grabs.

31:03Oh, my God!

31:04It's so much money!

31:05Remember, don't get caught.

31:08We're good cupids, you know.

31:09I can't wait.

31:12Come on, boys.

31:13Let's see you, honey.

31:15Woah!

31:19Oh, my God!

31:25I thought I just laid an egg.

31:27The first couple to come under fire from our cupids are Hannah and Joe.

31:31Right.

31:32Let's do it.

31:32This is it.

31:36Wow, they look so cut, don't they?

31:40The bodies are not quitting.

31:46Mission alert.

31:48Celebrities, it's time for your next mission.

31:50And this one is for Emma Willis.

31:53Huh?

31:54Emma, you must accidentally, on purpose, press the big pink bucket release button

32:00to mistakenly cover Hannah in ice-cold water before her partner Joe even begins the game.

32:06This mission is worth £3,000.

32:11She gets the worst missions.

32:15How, how, how, how?

32:17How?

32:18Emma, you've got this.

32:20Accidental leap.

32:21Or bugs?

32:23Bugs?

32:23Oh, yeah, swatting away a bug and hitting it's better.

32:26I am not an actor.

32:27Not for what we saw last night.

32:30Here comes Hannah, bye.

32:32Hello.

32:33Welcome to the Rotten Retreat.

32:36How are you feeling about this one?

32:38Erm, I'm confident that Joe will smash this.

32:41OK, so here's your question.

32:43What is your most annoying habit?

32:46I mean, do you have any?

32:48Most...

32:49Do I have any?

32:50Oh, God, she's making me nervous.

32:52She's close to that button.

32:54What is Hannah's most annoying habit?

32:57I'm gonna say her being late.

32:59A lot of people can relate to that, I think.

33:01Yeah.

33:01Your most annoying habit...

33:03Is being late, apparently.

33:04Is being late.

33:06OK.

33:09Look, she's ready.

33:10She's doing it now.

33:11There's so many bugs around in his life.

33:13Ah!

33:14Ah!

33:15Oh, my God.

33:16Oh, my God.

33:16Your head batting those imaginary bugs.

33:18Oh, my God.

33:18Is it gone?

33:19I don't think it was a wasp.

33:20I think it was a fly.

33:20Was it a wasp?

33:21I don't know.

33:22No, you're good.

33:23Nothing's there.

33:24Oh, my God, I'm so on edge.

33:26Is it there?

33:27No.

33:27Are you sure?

33:28Yeah.

33:28Oh, my God.

33:30Oh, my God.

33:32Oh, my God.

33:40Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

33:46I'm so sorry.

33:46Oh, my God.

33:47Oh, my God.

33:47What just happened?

33:47I just done her here with water.

33:49Oh, my God.

33:50What are we going to do?

33:51Oh, my God.

33:54Can we get some bug spray?

33:55Was that an accident or was that in there?

33:57I swear to God, I fell over the bloody thing.

34:00Emma Willis is so incredible.

34:02So sorry.

34:03I thought it was all part of the show.

34:04No, no.

34:04You were getting straight.

34:05You tried off.

34:06You only meant to dunk one.

34:08She turned and she flipped around.

34:13That's my girl.

34:14Oh, my goodness.

34:16Yes.

34:16Woo!

34:17Stand away from the buzzer.

34:19It was a genuine accident.

34:20It was an accident, yeah.

34:22She's taking a good sport, but I think underneath, she's like,

34:24what is going on here?

34:25Yeah.

34:27We'll pretend that didn't happen and we'll just start from scratch.

34:29Got it.

34:30Just three minutes to make it all the way across,

34:33find the answer in the ranked tank and bring it back to me.

34:36Okay.

34:37Oh, and just one more thing.

34:39There are two cupids over there and they're going to be trying their hardest to knock you off the course.

34:43Okay, Joe.

34:44What answer are you going to lock in?

34:46I'm going with a granny knee leg.

34:47Joe and Sam, we need you to blast this man off this course.

34:52Stop!

34:53Whoa!

34:55Ready, set, goals!

34:57Let's go!

34:59Go, go, go!

35:01Get this man in the lake.

35:04Come on.

35:04Go, Joe, go!

35:06Stay on your feet, mate!

35:08Yes!

35:09Yes!

35:09You've got this!

35:10Come on!

35:10Oh, Joe!

35:11Watch out for those keepers, Joe!

35:14Keep going, keep going!

35:15The ankles!

35:18Oh!

35:19He's all over the place a little bit.

35:22But he's still on.

35:24Go, boys!

35:25Go!

35:26Power!

35:26I'm turning off.

35:27Joe is not turning off.

35:29He's got a lot nozzle.

35:32Don't worry, Sam.

35:33You've got something that happens to the best of us.

35:35Come on in.

35:36Have some of that.

35:37He's back on dry ground.

35:39Yes.

35:40And he's in the tank.

35:43How you doing over there, Joe?

35:45Time's running out.

35:46So we want bad timing.

35:49Yeah?

35:49Yeah.

35:50He's got it coming in.

35:52Do not drop your answer, Joe.

35:54Let's go.

35:55Let's go, boys.

35:58Oh, my God.

35:59Oh, my God.

35:59You've got me!

36:00Come on!

36:01Is that all you've got?

36:03No!

36:04More power!

36:06I need to take it.

36:10My ribs hurt!

36:13Get it.

36:14Get it.

36:15Get it.

36:19Yes!

36:19Best it!

36:20Woo!

36:21Oh!

36:25Get it.

36:26Get it.

36:26Ha ha ha!

36:27Get it.

36:28Get it.

36:29Get it.

36:30Get it.

36:31I can tell you, Joe, that is a match.

36:34Yes!

36:35Get me out of here.

36:39Next to face this love test are the Jasons.

36:42And it's another chance for Cupid's Joel and Sam to redeem themselves.

36:45How are you doing?

36:47Good, thank you.

36:47You ready for this one?

36:48We'll see.

36:49Good luck.

36:49Please don't press that.

36:51I'm nervous.

36:52But you know it, you'll be fine.

36:53You'll be good.

36:54Jason, here's your question.

36:56What is your best physical feature?

36:59My bum.

37:00What is Jason's best physical feature?

37:05He's bum.

37:05Ha ha ha!

37:07Sam and Joel, are you in position?

37:09We're in position and ready.

37:11Jason, I believe in you.

37:14On your marks.

37:15Stand by.

37:16Get set.

37:17Goals.

37:28What is Jason's best physical feature?

37:32He's bum.

37:33Ha ha ha!

37:34Boys, I need you to get Jason in that water.

37:39On your marks.

37:40Get set.

37:41Goals.

37:44Here we go.

37:46He's off.

37:48He's off.

37:49He's off.

37:49He went down that bank.

37:51Go, Jason, go!

37:51Come on, Sam.

37:52Get him!

37:53Get him!

37:55Oh!

37:56Oh!

37:56He's in the water!

37:59There we go!

38:00Yeah!

38:01Come on!

38:04Get Jason down!

38:06Get Jason down!

38:07Get Jason down!

38:09Get Jason down!

38:09Get him!

38:10Get him!

38:11Bye, Jason.

38:13On your feet, Jason.

38:14On your feet!

38:17No!

38:19Bye, Jason.

38:22Come on guys, it's doing way too good!

38:25More power! More power!

38:27I'll just stand in here.

38:30Is he in the water?

38:32It smells so bad!

38:36Right, okay, find your answer mate.

38:38That's it, Danny, on top.

38:4030 seconds to go, Jason.

38:45Keep searching, keep searching.

38:47Jason's out of steam.

38:49You'll find it.

38:51He's still in there.

38:53Ten seconds, Jason, ten seconds!

38:57Five!

38:59Four!

39:00Eight!

39:02Oh my God!

39:03Two!

39:04One!

39:06Jason, time's up my friend.

39:09Amazing job to my cupids.

39:14Now Jason, unfortunately, because Jason didn't finish the course in the allotted time,

39:19that I have to do this.

39:30Right guys, we've got John and Tracy.

39:32Oh wow, they have really managed to get away with it to be fair.

39:36Mission alert!

39:37Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission.

39:40Judy, disguised as a medic, you must stop John's run by claiming the water is contaminated.

39:46You're born for this role!

39:48Joe!

39:49Give it to me!

39:50Disguised again as the director, you must stage an argument with Judy, forcing filming to be abandoned.

39:56This final mission is worth £6,000.

40:02Oh my God.

40:03It's time to hear John and Tracy, guys.

40:08Joel and Judy move into position.

40:10Everybody know us, and we be anonymous.

40:13This'll be fun.

40:14This'll be fun.

40:14Yeah.

40:15Yeah.

40:15I'm looking forward to it.

40:16Give it up.

40:17Joel, you just give me that, like, director walk.

40:20Excellent work there, D.O.P.

40:22Everybody know us, and we be anonymous.

40:27Let's cause some chaos.

40:31Look at Judy!

40:32Guys, I think I'm sinking the boat.

40:34Oh my God, what is it?

40:37It's about sinking.

40:39What are you bad at?

40:41I'm bad at driving.

40:42I can't iron.

40:44I can't sew.

40:45I can't cook.

40:46He's done well, isn't he?

40:49Judy, Joel, we are seconds away.

40:52So what are you going to lock in?

40:54I'm going to say cooking.

40:55Okay, we are locking in cooking.

40:58Right, John, Tracy has locked in her answer.

41:01Matt's talking to the contrib.

41:03Joel, you're the director, mate.

41:05Cool rank, yeah?

41:06Yeah, cool rank, mate.

41:08Okay, let's go.

41:10After they've gone.

41:12Judy, stand by.

41:14Hello, hello, hello!

41:18John!

41:19John!

41:20Oh, no!

41:22Oh, he's fallen off.

41:24Oh, bless him.

41:25Get out of the war, John!

41:26John, get out of the war, darling!

41:30Not to worry her, I've just been told the water might be contaminated.

41:35Huh.

41:35Oh, my God.

41:37It's not your authority to shut down the set.

41:41The set, and you can't just shut it down like that without any warning.

41:46Don't do the siren.

41:51Someone, please, just get that medic off the bus!

41:54No!

41:55She's having a right one.

41:57Oh, isn't she?

41:59But someone, please get this lady off my set.

42:02Don't tell me nothing, because I'm trying to be professional here.

42:05What's she saying now?

42:06All you care about is your shots.

42:08That's someone's husband.

42:09What's it, yeah?

42:10That is my husband.

42:11What's going on?

42:12Understand what I'm saying.

42:14No-one else is to get into this water.

42:16I mean, I'll be honest, I want to throw you in the water right now.

42:19Excuse me!

42:21Well done, guys.

42:22That was absolutely incredible.

42:24Oscar-worthy performances all round.

42:26I said to you...

42:27You can't shut it down.

42:28No.

42:28You can't shut it down.

42:29Listen.

42:30It's not your set.

42:31It's not your set.

42:33It's not your set.

42:34They're out of control.

42:35I think we should sit back.

42:36It's not your set.

42:37Do you know what?

42:38I'm done.

42:39That's what I'm doing is my job.

42:40That's what I'm doing.

42:42I can't work like this.

42:43This place is a joke.

42:45We're getting her off set.

42:47Never working this business again.

42:50I don't think John knows what's just happened.

42:52Oh, bless him.

42:57The couples have tackled every challenge thrown at them on the fake show.

43:01And now they are gathered for the equally fake results ceremony.

43:05Welcome to the grand final of Couple Goals.

43:12Over the last two days, we have put your relationships to the ultimate test.

43:16To see which one of you truly is Couple Goals.

43:21And we can now reveal the winners of Couple Goals are...

43:32None of you.

43:33None of you.

43:34Huh?

43:35Huh?

43:36Huh?

43:37Huh?

43:38We've got a little confession to make.

43:42Huh?

43:43I think you need to take a look at this.

43:46Oh, what have they done?

43:48Joe, you must make Jason and Jason redo their arrival shot three times.

43:53Come on, let's have it!

43:54Oh, my God.

43:55Woo!

43:56Joe, tell them that you're unhappy with that.

43:58We're gonna do one more.

44:00Aggressive.

44:00So it's aggressive.

44:01Slightly less aggressive, please.

44:03Aggressive.

44:03Oh, my God!

44:04This is hilarious!

44:06Let's get your hugging game on, boys.

44:08No, we're too hard enough.

44:12Okay.

44:14No way!

44:15Go on, change the side.

44:17Change the side.

44:17I'm sure we're getting the right white.

44:19Oh, we did it!

44:20GK, do it now.

44:24The strings are not working with me.

44:27Matt, you need to splash Emma.

44:30Oh, my God, are you joking, Matt?

44:33Emma, you must accidentally, on purpose, press the bucket release button.

44:35Emma, you must accidentally, on purpose, press the bucket release button.

44:37Oh, my God!

44:39Oh, my God!

44:42Judy, disguised as a medic, you must stop John's run by claiming the water is contaminated.

44:48Yeah!

44:49Yeah!

44:52No!

44:53Why?

44:54Look at me!

44:55No!

44:55You all think that you have been taking part in a show called Couple Goals, but you haven't.

45:02You've actually been taking part in a brand new secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage!

45:11And causing all the mischief and mayhem have been our Celebrity Saboteurs.

45:15Joel Dobby!

45:17Yay!

45:19Yay!

45:20Jeanie Lo!

45:21Hey!

45:23Sam Tuxer!

45:24Hello!

45:26Hey!

45:28Hey!

45:31for every sabotage mission that we successfully completed we were building

45:37up a secret prize pot all of you chair and the total prize pot we have one for

45:45you all is 26,000

45:52which is a massive 6,500 pounds for each I think we're gonna go on holiday to South Africa we

46:02were so invested but you'd definitely rather have the six grand and the trophy we had no idea what

46:09was going on in the hot tub now knowing that I'm just even more shocked

46:17yeah I'm totally in shock I'm totally in shock done up like a coupon done up proper

46:25next time on celebrity sabotage

46:30welcome to the great kitchen cook-off

46:33go now now

46:35it's like sabotage

46:37get down get down get down get down

46:42it is a flame

46:54you

46:55you

46:57you

46:58you

47:12you

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