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00:01Anthony!
00:03Anthony!
00:05Anthony!
00:05Anthony!
00:07Anthony!
00:07Blaine, how are you feeling up there?
00:08I'm feeling warm and cozy up here now.
00:11Ooh!
00:12Warm and cozy!
00:13From Television City in Hollywood, it's Hollywood Squares!
00:19Starring Son of God, Jay Moore, Whitney Cummings,
00:25Triumph the Insult comic doll, Leslie Jones, Pete Holmes,
00:32Anthony Anderson, and our center square, Drew Barrymore!
00:39And I'm peps human, Glenn Close.
00:44And we are your Hollywood Squares.
00:48And now, your host, Nate Burleson!
00:54Yeah!
00:55Yeah!
00:57Welcome to Hollywood Squares!
00:59What's up, stars?
01:00Yes, baby, yes!
01:05Hello to our players.
01:07It is good to have you here.
01:08And hello to our center square, the beautiful Drew Barrymore.
01:11How are you doing?
01:15I feel like there is really big news.
01:18I'm just saying I'm right next to Glenn Close.
01:20That's all we need to talk about.
01:24Glenn, how are you doing?
01:26Are you ready to have some fun today?
01:27I sure am.
01:28I never thought I would ever be on Hollywood Squares!
01:33Glenn, the problem with you bringing your dog is that now there's another dog,
01:37and I have to mark my territory.
01:38Oh, my gosh.
01:40Please don't do that, Triumph.
01:42No!
01:43Wow!
01:46Group Barrymore is mine!
01:49Damn!
01:51Whoa…
01:52Whoa!
01:55It's nothing against you, Glenn.
01:57You are a legend.
01:59We are all so blessed and lucky that you made whatever financial decisions that led to coming
02:08All right, now that we have met some of our stars,
02:11let's meet our players.
02:12Lisa, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:14My name is Lisa.
02:15I'm originally from Pacifica, California.
02:19I'm a private investigator.
02:21Oh, a PI.
02:23And if you need any surveillance,
02:24if you need any background checks for anything,
02:26I'm your girl.
02:27Nice.
02:28Let me get your number, girl.
02:30All right, Marco, tell the stars
02:32a little bit about yourself.
02:32Hey, guys, I'm Marco from San Diego, California.
02:35All right.
02:36All right.
02:37Love it.
02:38That's right, but my full name is actually Marco Polo.
02:41My mom wanted me to explore.
02:43Marco!
02:44Marco!
02:45Okay, here we go.
02:46She wanted me to explore life,
02:47so she named me after an explorer,
02:49and now I'm a zookeeper for San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance,
02:52you know?
02:53Thank you for being here.
02:55Here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
02:56It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
02:58You win by getting three squares in a row,
03:00or the first to five squares.
03:02I will ask the stars a question.
03:03All you have to do is agree or disagree.
03:06If you get it right, it's easy.
03:07You get the square.
03:08But if you get it wrong,
03:09that square will go to your opponent.
03:11And at the end of the game,
03:12the player with the most money
03:13will have a chance at winning $25,000.
03:17That's right.
03:20Uh-huh.
03:21But wait, there's more.
03:22Drew, what else we got?
03:23That's right.
03:24It's the secret square.
03:25If you pick that and you get the answer right,
03:27you can go on the trip of a lifetime.
03:29I'm just saying.
03:30That's right.
03:31All right.
03:32All right, before we get started,
03:33let's show the audience at home who that secret square is.
03:37Okay, let's play some Hollywood Squares.
03:43This first round is worth $1,000.
03:46Marco, you won the coin toss.
03:47Go ahead.
03:47Pick your star.
03:48Obviously, you have to go with dynamic Drew Barrymore.
03:51Drew Barrymore.
03:52Good job, Amber.
03:54Okay, here we go, Drew.
03:56Repealing an archaic law from 1800,
03:58France decided in 2013
04:00to officially allow French women to do what?
04:04Kiss without tongue.
04:08I mean, French kissing is such a beautiful thing.
04:12Every time I say it, I want to do it.
04:16Um, okay.
04:18Wear pants.
04:20Okay, all right.
04:21Marco, do you agree or disagree?
04:23You know, I was with you with the French kissing, 100%.
04:25Right?
04:26Okay, good.
04:27100%.
04:27But I also feel you're a fashionista in your own right,
04:30so I'm going to have to 100% agree with you, my friend.
04:33Oh, God, Marco.
04:34Oh, no.
04:36X marks the spot.
04:38You are correct.
04:38It is wear pants.
04:40Go ahead and give Marco the square.
04:42All right.
04:43Lisa, it's on you.
04:44Pick your star.
04:45It's like trying to pick my favorite child.
04:47No.
04:49Leslie Jones.
04:50All right.
04:50Leslie Jones.
04:51Let's do this.
04:53Yes, I would be your favorite child, bro.
04:55Yes.
04:56All right, Leslie, here we go.
04:58After studying websites from 20 English-speaking regions,
05:02Australian linguists recently determined
05:04that what nation is number one in swearing?
05:08How the am I supposed to know that ?
05:12Leslie.
05:17Hold it.
05:18Okay, so I'm going to have to say the United States.
05:22Okay.
05:23Do you agree or disagree?
05:25I think she knows something about bad words.
05:28I think I'm going to agree.
05:32You are correct.
05:33It is.
05:33The United States is going to be a circle to square.
05:37All right, Marco.
05:38So you pick your star.
05:39I think I got to go with Zarna.
05:41Zarna, Gar.
05:44All right, Zarna.
05:46In Beijing, Chinese students as young as six years old
05:49will soon be required to study what in school?
05:52Well, this is personal to me because I am a TikToker.
05:55And for a long time, I was like, let them learn TikTok in kindergarten.
06:00Let them.
06:01Because it's all about the views for me.
06:03That's it.
06:04Like, monitor my accounts, Chinese government.
06:06I need the whole world to know how trash my mother-in-law is.
06:11But this one, I think it is artificial intelligence.
06:15All right.
06:16Oh.
06:16Marco.
06:17You always grab my attention on the TikToks, by the way,
06:20and I appreciate that.
06:21So 100%, I agree with you.
06:24100%.
06:26All right.
06:27Marco, it is artificial intelligence.
06:31You are correct.
06:32Yes.
06:32X gets the square.
06:33Yes.
06:35Lisa, it's on you.
06:36Go ahead.
06:37Pick your square.
06:38Anthony Anderson, I need you.
06:40All right.
06:41I need you.
06:43She said, Anthony Anderson, I need you.
06:45How many times have you heard that?
06:46Well, Glenn Close whispered that in my ear
06:49right before we walked out here tonight.
06:54All right.
06:55All right.
06:55Here we go.
06:56Before World War II, what was World War I known as?
07:00Oh.
07:02I heard Trump wants to rename that the America's Cup.
07:06Ah.
07:08America's Cup.
07:09Beautiful.
07:09Huge cup.
07:10Let's see here.
07:13I am going to say the Great War.
07:17All right, Lisa.
07:19This is big.
07:20You need him for the block.
07:22So I don't think he's confident in his answer.
07:25First off, Lisa, I'm very confident.
07:28I might be lying to you.
07:31But I'm very confident in the lies or the truths
07:34that I might be speaking right now.
07:36All right, all right.
07:37That's right.
07:38Let him go.
07:39All right.
07:39Right.
07:42I'm still going to disagree.
07:45Well, Lisa, he was right.
07:47You are incorrect.
07:49It's the Great War.
07:50You said you needed me.
07:54But here's the thing.
07:56You cannot win the round with a steal.
07:59So, Marco, it's on you.
08:00Pick your star.
08:01You know, I need Anthony right now.
08:02I really do.
08:03This is big.
08:03Yeah, I am.
08:04They need you today, baby.
08:07I want you.
08:09Oh, okay.
08:10Oh, oh.
08:10Ooh.
08:11Ooh.
08:12Yeah.
08:14Yeah, baby.
08:15Yeah, baby.
08:16Yeah, baby.
08:20Oh.
08:20Oh, yeah.
08:23Yes.
08:24Yes.
08:25That is so cool.
08:29Glenn, how are you feeling up there?
08:31I'm feeling warm and cozy.
08:33Warm and cozy up here now.
08:34Ooh.
08:35Warm and cozy.
08:37Yeah.
08:38It's lit right now.
08:39All right, Anthony, here we go.
08:41All right.
08:41As an adult, Michael Strahan learned that when he was a kid, his parents cooked and ate what animal that
08:47was his childhood pet?
08:49A goat?
08:51Okay.
08:53Anthony is going with a goat.
08:54Marco, this is big.
08:55For the win.
08:56For the round.
08:56For the money.
08:57I'm going to go with my zookeeping experience and think about wildlife in that area.
09:01And I'm sorry, my friend.
09:02I'm going to have to disagree.
09:03Okay.
09:04Okay.
09:05All right.
09:06All right.
09:06Well, I guess Michael Strahan's parents must have been cooking bacon because it was a pig.
09:10Ooh.
09:11You are correct in disagreeing.
09:13That's good to swear.
09:15And the first round money.
09:16Marco has just racked up $1,000.
09:19When we return, we are going to up the cash to $2,500.
09:23It's still anybody's game.
09:25Keep it right here for more Hollywood Squares.
09:35Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
09:37Marco, you have won the first round.
09:39You have $1,000 in the bank, but we are on to round two where we are upping the cash
09:43to $2,500.
09:44And here's a reminder.
09:45The secret square is still on the board.
09:47All right.
09:48Lisa, it's on you.
09:49Go ahead.
09:49Pick your square.
09:50All right.
09:50I am terrified of triumph.
09:52So I'm going to go there.
09:53This is incredible.
09:55All right, triumph.
09:56Here we go.
09:57What animal includes a species that sticks their fingers in each other's noses as a bonding
10:02ritual that's also a test of trust?
10:05First of all, noses are not meant to be picked.
10:09They're meant to be stuck up each other's butts.
10:12Kip!
10:16He knows.
10:17He knows.
10:18I didn't realize Kip was part of standards and practices.
10:22All right, triumph.
10:23Fine.
10:23The real answer is Squares.
10:27All right.
10:27I absolutely disagree.
10:31What?
10:31And you would be correct.
10:32It is monkeys.
10:33So you're right.
10:34Circle gets the square.
10:37Marco, it's back on you.
10:38I do.
10:39I do.
10:39Pick your star.
10:40I got to go with Whitney Cummings up there.
10:42Whitney Cummings?
10:43You get the secret square.
10:45Oh!
10:47All right.
10:48Now, if Marco gets this right, Drew, where could he be going?
10:50The Riviera Maya in Mexico.
10:53Ooh.
10:55Nice.
10:56All right, here we go, Whitney.
10:59In addition to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, what state is home to the Toilet Seat
11:05Art Museum?
11:06This is a trick question.
11:08They're the same thing.
11:09Oh.
11:10Cool.
11:12I'm sorry.
11:13Okay.
11:13George Bush having a library?
11:15That's like me having a Planned Parenthood.
11:17So let's just all...
11:20Okay.
11:20George Bush Library.
11:22I believe it's in Texas.
11:25All right.
11:25I'm gonna agree with Whitney here.
11:26I think it's Texas also.
11:28I really do.
11:29I really do.
11:29It's gotta be Texas.
11:30Marco, you are correct.
11:32It is Texas.
11:33X gets the square.
11:35Congratulations.
11:35You are headed to the Riviera Maya.
11:38Delight in privacy and personalized service at the Wyndham TRS Yucatan Riviera Maya Resort
11:45in Mexico.
11:47Featuring an exclusive beach club, you and a guest will enjoy surreal pools, breezy bars,
11:52and luxurious amenities at this registry collection hotel from Wyndham Rewards.
11:59Yes!
12:00Yes!
12:02All right.
12:02Lisa, it's on you.
12:04Pick your star.
12:05I have to go with the beautiful and amazing Drew Barrymore.
12:09Drew Barrymore.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:10Okay.
12:12All right, Drew.
12:13Here we go.
12:15Announced in 2025, the 2028 Oscars will finally recognize achievement among those who help with what?
12:22I actually do know this answer.
12:24I actually do know this answer.
12:24It's about time, and it is for stunt people.
12:28It is for performing stunts.
12:31Okay, so do you agree or disagree?
12:34I'm gonna agree.
12:36Drew was right, so so are you.
12:38Circle gets the square.
12:40It's performing stunts.
12:42All right, Marco.
12:43It's on you.
12:44For the block, I'm gonna have to go with the dynamic Glenn Close.
12:48Dynamic.
12:49Dynamic.
12:51For the block.
12:54According to a 2025 study at Columbia University, is this safe for a person with celiac disease
13:00to kiss a person who has just eaten gluten?
13:06As long as you don't have to lick the crumbs, you know.
13:11Damn, Glenn.
13:13This is good.
13:15I would say that it's safe.
13:17All right.
13:18This is big.
13:19You need this square for the block.
13:22I'm 100% agree.
13:24I'm gonna agree.
13:27You know what?
13:29X gets the square.
13:31Big time block for Marco.
13:33Okay, it's time for a quick break.
13:35It is still anybody's game, so don't you go anywhere.
13:38Go to Hollywood Squares when we return.
13:48Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
13:50We've got a heated game going on.
13:52Marco has banked $1,000.
13:54Oh, in that trip to Riviera Maya in Mexico in the first round, but it's anybody's game.
14:00Before we get back into it, let's check in with one of the stars.
14:03Hey, Jay Moore, what's up, baby?
14:04Hi, Nate.
14:04So, Jay, you are happily married.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Damn it!
14:12Now you let me know?
14:14So your wife has sold the Lakers for over $10 billion?
14:21Yeah.
14:22So what's the key to being a partner in a power relationship?
14:27A prenup!
14:30Well, we got a prenup because if we break up, I don't want her taking my jokes, you know?
14:35Yeah, there you go.
14:36That makes sense.
14:37Well, Jay, it's good to have you.
14:38Hey, Lisa, it is your turn.
14:39All right.
14:40Let's jump right back into it.
14:41All right.
14:42Go ahead and pick your star.
14:44So for the block, Anthony Anderson.
14:47What?
14:47What?
14:48Can you help me?
14:49What?
14:49Can you help me?
14:50I need you again.
14:51Okay, you got me.
14:52All right.
14:53What female singer has the highest grossing Vegas residency of all time?
14:57Ooh.
14:59Well, I was the highest in Vegas.
15:01Does that count?
15:04Celine.
15:05Ooh.
15:06Okay.
15:07This is huge because you need this square for the block.
15:11Lisa, do you agree or disagree?
15:14I'm going to agree.
15:18Oh, gets the score!
15:21And the block!
15:24Marco, it's back on you.
15:25Go ahead.
15:26Pick your star.
15:27TikTok star with Zarna up here, guys.
15:29Please.
15:30Zarna!
15:30For the block!
15:31For the block!
15:32All right, here we go, Zarna.
15:34What toy brand gets its four-letter name from the abbreviation of two Danish words meaning
15:39play well?
15:40I mean, Danish toys are so boring.
15:44They're like wood blocks.
15:45Which is fine for Indian kids because we don't believe in fun.
15:50I just throw them at my kids.
15:52I'm like, here, go.
15:52Figure out the dimensions.
15:54Get a job at Google.
15:56But I'm going to go with Lego.
15:58All right.
15:59Do you agree or disagree?
16:01You know, I'm feeling the mom energy and feeling comfortable in your visual embrace.
16:05So I'm going to have to agree with what you said with Lego.
16:08We have more blocks than a kindergarten classroom because you got the block!
16:13Yes!
16:14X gets the square!
16:16Yes!
16:16Back on you, Lisa.
16:18All right.
16:19Pick your star.
16:20Uh, for the block.
16:22Jay Moore.
16:23Yeah!
16:24Jay Moore!
16:24You got me!
16:27I noticed, Nate.
16:28Nobody called on me until you mentioned the money.
16:30Ah!
16:32All right, here we go.
16:33According to Will Ferrell, Christopher Walken once admitted to him that his life was ruined
16:38by what SNL sketch?
16:42Uh, it would be, it would be more cowbell.
16:46Hey!
16:47Can I hear it in Christopher's voice?
16:49I need more cowbell.
16:53Yeah, take that one!
16:55Do you agree or disagree?
16:56That's what I was thinking, so I'm going to agree.
17:00We are having a block party!
17:02Go ahead!
17:03Circle gets the square!
17:06Let's go.
17:07Way to go!
17:08Yeah!
17:10So, that sound, that means that time is up.
17:13What we are going to do is give you $500 for each square that you have up there,
17:18which means, Lisa, you have a total of $2,000.
17:22All right.
17:23Congratulations.
17:25Thank you for playing.
17:26You are not going home empty-handed.
17:28But Marco, on the other hand, you have $2,500 bucks in that trip to Riviera Maya in Mexico.
17:35Nice.
17:35And when we come back, you are going to the bonus round where you will have a shot at $25
17:40,000.
17:41Stick around.
17:43More Hollywood Squares when we come back.
17:53Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:54Marco has racked up a cool $2,500.
17:58Cool.
17:58But now it is time to play the bonus round where you will have a shot at winning an additional
18:03$25,000.
18:05Sure, give it up for him.
18:06Yeah!
18:07Marco, any idea what you would do with all that money?
18:09Well, you know, I actually have a zoo at home, friends.
18:12You know, so I got a fence I got to rebuild, maybe a new aviary for them.
18:15You know, make it nice and lush for my beautiful parents back home.
18:18Wow.
18:18That's awesome.
18:19All right, so here is how the bonus round works.
18:21You are going to have 60 seconds.
18:23I will read you a statement about each star.
18:25All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:28For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:31Now, every star up there is holding an envelope, but only one of them holds a card worth $25,000.
18:37Let's go!
18:38Yeah!
18:39All right, okay.
18:40So let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:45Here we go.
18:47Xana Garg's full first name is Zarina.
18:51Agree.
18:52Incorrect.
18:53Jay Moore is a high school wrestling coach.
18:55Agree.
18:55Correct.
18:56Whitney Cummings says one of her main influences as an entertainer is Dennis Rodman.
19:00Agree.
19:01Correct.
19:02Triumph has a website called Triumph the Insult Comic Blog.
19:06Disagree.
19:07Correct.
19:07Drew Barrymore's go-to karaoke song is Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys.
19:11Agree.
19:11Correct.
19:12Glenn Close has the knife from Fatal Attraction hanging in her house.
19:16Oh, I hope I agree.
19:17Correct.
19:18Leslie Jones has a pet tarantula named Crosby.
19:22Disagree.
19:22Correct.
19:23Pete Holmes has six fake teeth.
19:25Disagree.
19:26Correct.
19:26Anthony Anderson is a trained pastry chef.
19:29Agreed.
19:30Incorrect.
19:31Oh.
19:32But that's okay.
19:33You got seven out of nine.
19:34All right.
19:35Okay.
19:35I'm feeling pretty good about it.
19:36All right.
19:37Stars.
19:40Show us the money.
19:43Jay.
19:44Oh.
19:46Whitney.
19:46Oh.
19:50Drew.
19:52Oh.
19:54Triumph.
19:55It's got to be Triumph.
19:57Oh.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Glenn.
20:01Oh.
20:02Pete.
20:03Oh, no.
20:06Leslie.
20:07Please, Leslie.
20:08I can't get it out.
20:10You and them damn Lee press on nails.
20:13Hey.
20:15It's a credit.
20:17Oh!
20:20Come on!
20:21Oh!
20:22I can't get it out.
20:24You and them damn Lee press on nails.
20:24Leslie Jones had the $25,000 added to your earlier winnings.
20:29You have won a grand total of $27,500 in that trip to Riviera Maya in Mexico.
20:37Thank you to our stars and, of course, our Central Square Drew Barrymore.
20:41I'm your host Nate Burleson.
20:43Join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:46Come on, Marco.
20:47Woo!
20:59And then we go for a long time.
21:11All right.
21:15Bye.
21:16Bye.
21:17Oh, good, guys.
21:20Bye.
21:21Bye.
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