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00:00:00The End
00:00:23You have a family, a house, a job...
00:00:26You have a boyfriend like me, what do you do?
00:00:29I want to change, and then only in a big city I can spend.
00:00:32And now, let me lose you in three.
00:00:39You bring all this beautiful stuff with you in the city.
00:00:42What do you do?
00:00:43Nothing, it's just a finger.
00:00:47No, so no.
00:00:49With two fingers, no.
00:00:50Why?
00:00:51Because it's a finger.
00:01:15You're in the middle.
00:01:15It's just a finger.
00:01:19It's a knife.
00:01:23You're nervous, it's aktor.
00:01:24You're nervous.
00:01:25You're nervous.
00:01:26What happens when you're in the middle of the Bushwick?
00:01:26Oh, no.
00:01:27I'm in the middle of the Bushwick.
00:01:36The bill is on, gentlemen.
00:01:39Please, Mr. President.
00:01:45Please, Mr. President.
00:01:46I don't have it.
00:01:47Let's do it.
00:01:49Unfortunately, I don't have money.
00:01:51Yes?
00:01:52In the next station, you'll go.
00:01:53Oh, no!
00:01:54Listen, please, I don't let it go.
00:01:57I have to continue the trip.
00:02:01Come here, let's see what I can do.
00:02:28Come here, let's see what I can do.
00:02:33Menomale, l'ho convinto.
00:02:36Ah, e' molto fortunata.
00:02:38Si, ma anche molto stanca.
00:02:42Biglietto, signori?
00:02:43Si.
00:02:48Grazie.
00:02:49E' su?
00:02:50Non ce l'ho.
00:02:51E non ho neanche i soldi per farlo.
00:02:52Lo sa che la devo far scendere alla prima fermata?
00:02:55Lo so, ma sia buono.
00:02:56Non mi faccia scendere.
00:02:57Devo assolutamente proseguire il viaggio.
00:02:59Lei mi deve capire.
00:03:00Io la capisco, ma il regolamento...
00:03:02La scongiuro, mi aiuti.
00:03:09La soluzione si può trovare.
00:03:11La scongiuro...
00:03:21La scongiuro...
00:03:32...
00:03:33I'm convinced too. From Brenner here, I'm the sixth controller that I'm convinced. I'm not going to do it anymore.
00:03:39But you're going to go far too far.
00:03:41A Reggio Calabria, if I can do it.
00:03:46Let me go.
00:04:26Let me go.
00:04:27Do you want to eat, gentlemen?
00:04:35Do you want some fruit?
00:04:39No.
00:04:41Do you want some wine?
00:04:50No.
00:04:52No.
00:05:00Signorita, scopala!
00:05:01Ma cosa ne balla qua, eh?
00:05:02No.
00:05:15No, no, no, no.
00:08:58Good morning.
00:08:59Good morning, Dr. Patachiolla, per favore.
00:09:01Si accomodi.
00:09:02Grazie.
00:10:39and you will become one of our family.
00:10:44This would be the kitchen.
00:10:46Here we have the kitchen.
00:10:51This is the kitchen.
00:10:53This is the camera of the children.
00:10:56That is my camera.
00:11:01That's my mother and that's my mother.
00:11:07That's my mother.
00:11:17That's my daughter.
00:11:18That's my daughter.
00:11:19It should be a new one.
00:11:21I don't know.
00:11:22Marisa!
00:11:23What's that disgrace?
00:11:25I don't know.
00:11:25He's gone with me in the elevator, but I don't know.
00:11:28Oh, yes?
00:11:32Do we want to finish this thing?
00:11:35Diggielo you, papà.
00:11:36I don't know.
00:11:37My mother doesn't want to talk with the strange.
00:11:40We're going to talk with the kids.
00:11:45They're kids.
00:11:48Good morning, don't you?
00:11:49Good morning, my squad.
00:11:51Good morning, my squadron.
00:11:53Peter, remember the letter that I gave you to the vet of Serafini?
00:11:58Yes.
00:11:58You gave me that letter?
00:11:59Yes.
00:11:59What did she say?
00:12:00What did she say?
00:12:01What did she say?
00:12:02What did she say?
00:12:03She said that she was a fool.
00:12:05That's what they thought.
00:12:07That's what they thought.
00:12:08Yes.
00:12:08Yes.
00:12:10Yes.
00:12:17Yes.
00:12:18You should be attentive to your age.
00:12:23I've been a bersaglier for 20 years.
00:12:26I'll show you how I'm going.
00:12:28I'll bring you to the ascension.
00:12:37You said you're a weak man.
00:12:40You're a weak man.
00:12:43You're a weak man.
00:12:44You're a weak man.
00:12:46I've been a 20 years old.
00:12:50I wanted two hands and I couldn't pull it.
00:12:54I couldn't pull it.
00:12:55Now I'm pulling it with a hand and two teeth.
00:12:58You know what it means?
00:13:00You're a weak man.
00:13:02You're a weak man.
00:13:04You're a weak man.
00:13:05You're a weak man.
00:13:07You're a weak man.
00:13:50I'm weak.
00:13:51I didn't kill you from before!
00:13:51I don't want to go!
00:13:58One, two, three, how much do I do?
00:14:01But what do I do?
00:14:02That's what I do!
00:14:03I don't want to go!
00:14:04For me this will be a motorist, progressive,
00:14:08to the left side of the body.
00:14:11It's not easy to touch it,
00:14:12so the paralysis is gone!
00:14:16Dormi, dormi,
00:14:16let's go!
00:14:26Good morning, professor.
00:14:28I'm Dr. Patacchiola.
00:14:29I'm the father of Paoluccio.
00:14:31Ah, okay.
00:14:32How do I go, this child?
00:14:34Unfortunately, this year we'll go.
00:14:36This year?
00:14:37How do you do it?
00:14:38It's still 10 years ago to do the fifth elementary.
00:14:40What do you want to do?
00:14:40If you want to do it,
00:14:41you can take it away from private,
00:14:44yes or no?
00:14:45I'm going to do an electric shock.
00:14:47I'm going to take it to an office.
00:14:48This could be an idea,
00:14:50because, in fact,
00:14:51it's just a retardant.
00:14:52In fact,
00:14:52if I say it,
00:14:54it's deficient.
00:14:55She took the mother,
00:14:56that of the past.
00:14:57Yes, yes.
00:14:58If she says it,
00:14:58with permission,
00:14:59arrivederci.
00:15:03Oh,
00:15:03I'm going to spend a lot of money.
00:15:07Oh,
00:15:08please,
00:15:09today,
00:15:09bring me the plates.
00:15:10You did,
00:15:11after that time
00:15:11you gave me a leurs.
00:15:12Bye-bye.
00:15:14Bye-bye,
00:15:15bye-bye.
00:15:18topic.
00:15:19I've asked a little bit,
00:15:20I said really well,
00:15:21talk about it.
00:15:21So,
00:15:22you asked me.
00:15:22He asked me.
00:15:23I told you.
00:15:26What I'm going to do?
00:15:27My.
00:15:27It's an in-depth,
00:15:30amazing,
00:15:31delinquente
00:15:33Allora signora
00:15:34vuole spiegarmi
00:15:35che disturbi alla vista?
00:15:41Ma che fa?
00:15:42E per spiegargli meglio
00:15:45Ma non serve
00:15:46si tratta degli occhi
00:15:47Invece serve
00:15:52Invece serve
00:16:11Ecco dottore
00:16:12io quando arrivo a questo punto
00:16:14non ci vedo più
00:16:14mi si annebbia la vista
00:16:27Ti si è sconfiata una gomma
00:16:31Pescherite pure
00:16:32brutta delinquente
00:16:33Ma vede se c'è una pompa
00:16:35per gonfiare con un valore
00:16:37delinquente
00:16:38Che bebo che fa?
00:16:41Nando
00:16:42Ah Nando
00:16:43Lo sai che non sono un cinta?
00:16:45Come non sei un cinta?
00:16:46Con sta panza
00:16:47Ma è tutta aria
00:16:48È tutta aria
00:16:49Aria, aria
00:16:50Il ginecologo ha detto
00:16:51che sono solo gonfia d'aria
00:16:52Ciao, ci vediamo a casa
00:16:56Senti po' Giovanotto
00:16:57Dica, dica
00:16:57È stato lei a gonfia così
00:16:59quella donna
00:17:00E sarebbe buona
00:17:01darmi una gonfiata
00:17:02alla gomma
00:17:02Sempre pagando
00:17:03il disturbo
00:17:04Ma qua
00:17:10Che so poche
00:17:19Per me domenica
00:17:21è una santa
00:17:22Beh adesso non esageriamo
00:17:23È una brava ragazza
00:17:25Ma troppo una santa
00:17:26No no
00:17:27C'ha proprio ragione papà
00:17:28Io pure l'ho vista
00:17:29che domenica è una santa
00:17:30Ieri nello studio di papà
00:17:31Lei era tutta nuda
00:17:33e gridava
00:17:33Dio mio
00:17:34Vengo
00:17:35Vengo
00:17:35Se n'era per papà
00:17:36che la prendeva per culo
00:17:37Quella volava
00:17:38Nel cielo volava
00:17:40Ma cattici
00:17:41è utile che la prende
00:17:42con quella povera creatura
00:17:43innocente
00:17:44Lo so benissimo
00:17:45che sei un erotomane
00:17:46Tu hai scelto
00:17:46di fare il medico
00:17:47solo per spogliare le donne
00:17:48Un po' di rispetto
00:17:50Io sono un dottore
00:17:52No non sei il dottore
00:17:53Sembri
00:17:54Sono un dottore
00:17:58Vieni Paolo
00:17:59Vieni con la tua mamma
00:18:02Quello ci starebbe da bruciarlo
00:18:04Vieni con mamma tua
00:18:05che solo lei ti vuole bene
00:18:07e ti capisce
00:18:08Ma chi l'hai visto fare a papà
00:18:10Ieri con la signora
00:18:12che è venuta a nostro studio
00:18:13gli ha alzato il vestito
00:18:14così date dietro
00:18:16E poi?
00:18:16E poi ha fatto quello
00:18:18che fa sempre avvocato con te
00:18:20Ma voi ne approfittate tutti
00:18:22qua dentro
00:18:29Questa è Andrea
00:18:29la nuova elfemiera
00:18:30Giornale
00:18:31Vai Andrea
00:18:32Vai pure del mio marito
00:18:37È proprio carina
00:18:39Anche troppo
00:18:40non ti pare?
00:18:41Carina e provocante
00:18:43Ma non hai paura
00:18:44per tuo marito?
00:18:45Ma paura di che?
00:18:46Mio marito è ancora pazzo di me
00:18:48Non vi dico quello che fa
00:18:50quando stiamo a letto insieme
00:18:52È scatenato
00:18:55È un volcano
00:18:57È un fuoco
00:18:59È un cavallo selvaggio
00:19:07È un fuoco selvaggio
00:19:09È un fuoco selvaggio
00:19:38Dottore?
00:19:39È un fuoco selvaggio
00:19:40È arrivato questo pacchettino
00:19:41a contrassegno
00:19:42Vieni da Hong Kong
00:19:43Bene
00:19:44Lo stavo aspettando
00:19:45Va a vedere
00:19:46la malattia
00:19:48Tanto tempo
00:19:50che l'aspettavo
00:19:50La pillola miracolosa
00:19:53della potenza maschile
00:19:55Ammazza
00:19:56Ammazza questi cinesi che so
00:19:59Proviamo un po'
00:20:16Ammazza i bestie che?
00:20:19E mo'
00:20:19Per farlo tornare normale
00:20:21come si fa?
00:20:25Basta un fischio
00:20:33E mo'
00:20:34Passiamo alla pratica
00:20:35Andreina
00:20:36Andreuccia
00:20:37Che pio'
00:20:38De spappolo
00:20:40Ammazza questi cinesi
00:20:41A dubito le sole
00:20:42C'è stanno
00:20:43Mezzo bione
00:20:45E cioè
00:20:58Andreina
00:21:00Andreuccia
00:21:00Vieni un po' qua
00:21:01Che mo'
00:21:02C'è benso io
00:21:04Mi ha chiamato?
00:21:05Guarda un po'
00:21:06L'assunto
00:21:07Guarda un po'
00:21:08L'assunto
00:21:14Ma chi ti ha dato
00:21:15il permesso
00:21:16da fischiare?
00:21:16Va a chiamare
00:21:17Ammalati
00:21:17Va
00:21:20C2
00:21:21Mezzo bione
00:21:22Ben costato
00:21:25Prego
00:21:25Si accomodi
00:21:26Permesso
00:21:27Buongiorno
00:21:29Buongiorno
00:21:29Che vuoi?
00:21:30Dottore
00:21:31Dottore io
00:21:32non so quello
00:21:33che devo fare
00:21:33Non so più
00:21:34quello che devo fare
00:21:35Sono esasperato
00:21:3618 figli
00:21:38in 18 anni
00:21:39di matrimonio
00:21:40Ah
00:21:40Adesso che mi ricordo
00:21:42giovanotta
00:21:42Io un anno fa
00:21:43lei ho esportato
00:21:44tutti e due
00:21:44le intesticoli
00:21:45Si si
00:21:46Mi ha sterilizzato
00:21:47Però mi aveva anche garantito
00:21:49che io potevo avere
00:21:49dei rapporti con mia moglie
00:21:50senza nessun pericolo
00:21:52Naturalmente
00:21:53Naturalmente
00:21:53Un accidente
00:21:54Quella incinta
00:21:55un'altra volta
00:21:56Davide
00:21:57Già
00:21:57Ci vuole una seca
00:21:59Una seca?
00:22:00Andrea
00:22:01Seca
00:22:03Ecco
00:22:05Ma cosa fa
00:22:06dottore?
00:22:07Ma cosa
00:22:07fa cosa
00:22:08mi vuol
00:22:08segare?
00:22:09Ma che ha capito
00:22:10io ti voglio
00:22:10segare
00:22:10quel quintale
00:22:11di corna
00:22:12che c'è in testa
00:22:13Ciao
00:22:14Ciao
00:22:14Ciao
00:22:15Ciao
00:22:15Ciao
00:22:15Ciao
00:22:16Ciao
00:22:20Ciao
00:22:21Ciao
00:22:21Ciao
00:22:21Ciao
00:22:21Ciao
00:22:21Domenica
00:22:22Adesso che c'è Andrea
00:22:23dove vai a dormire
00:22:25in camera mia?
00:22:25No no
00:22:26ha detto la signora
00:22:27che vado a dormire
00:22:28in camera
00:22:28da pauletto
00:22:29Non c'è la miseria
00:22:59non c'è la confine
00:22:59tu lo sai meglio
00:23:00da me
00:23:01no
00:23:01va
00:23:04fu sauer
00:23:05da porco
00:23:07solito ecco il latte
00:23:08vabbè
00:23:36pauletto
00:23:36è che noi giochiamo
00:23:37un po'
00:23:38a malito moli
00:23:39e che vuol dì
00:23:40che io e te
00:23:41demmo fa quello
00:23:42che fa mamma
00:23:43con papà
00:23:43eh sì
00:23:44ah sì
00:23:45io l'ho vista
00:23:46il lavar buco
00:23:47della chiave
00:23:47sì
00:23:48mi piace
00:23:48mi piace
00:23:49senti
00:23:49tu fai mamma
00:23:51che io faccio papà
00:23:52hai capito?
00:23:52va bene
00:23:53eh
00:23:53buonanotte
00:24:03ammazza li piatti
00:24:06è colpa tua
00:24:07domenica
00:24:08la cameriera
00:24:08l'ha voluto promuovere
00:24:09infermiera
00:24:10ed è su una settimana
00:24:11che questo
00:24:11non ci mette i piedi
00:24:12in cuscina
00:24:13e beh
00:24:13e mo chi li lava?
00:24:15e beh
00:24:17Andrea
00:24:18Andrea cara
00:24:19sì
00:24:20Andrea tu che sei
00:24:21tanto carina
00:24:22se tu avresti
00:24:23cinque minuti
00:24:24signora
00:24:25sapese che
00:24:26mal di testa
00:24:26che ho guardi
00:24:27proprio
00:24:27posso andare a dormire
00:24:28va bene
00:24:29grazie
00:24:32ma un po'
00:24:33deve rimanere
00:24:34in Germania
00:24:34come parli
00:24:35sbagli
00:24:36mo voglio vedere
00:24:37chi lava sti piatti
00:24:38mammina
00:24:39che mi stavi cercando?
00:24:40oh questo
00:24:41non ti è fatto
00:24:41che niente
00:24:42che spaccia tutto
00:24:43chi c'è rimasto?
00:24:44ci sarebbe il nonno
00:24:45ecco
00:24:46il nonno ce l'ho vita
00:24:48e io invece
00:24:49non mi ce vedo
00:24:50per niente
00:24:50hai capito?
00:24:51io sto pensionato
00:24:52e c'ho l'arteriglio
00:24:54i piatti li lavo
00:24:56e chi li lava sti piatti?
00:24:58mo?
00:24:58e facciamo come le altre volte
00:24:59chi parla per primo
00:25:00li lava lui
00:25:26buonasera
00:25:26sono un amico di Marisa
00:25:27sono venuto per
00:25:31si
00:25:32qua neri a Baffone
00:25:33chi ha detto
00:25:35che ci ha trovato
00:25:36nel vostro palazzo?
00:25:37l'ha detto
00:25:38l'ingegner
00:25:39un uomo
00:25:40ciao Marisa
00:25:40sono venuto a fare
00:25:41le chiacchiere
00:25:42shhh
00:25:42ma che succede?
00:25:44è morto qualcuno?
00:25:46shhh
00:25:46bagno
00:25:47è una vecchia conoscenza
00:25:49di Gubbio
00:25:50ah
00:25:50il lupo
00:25:52di Gubbio
00:25:53vuola questa
00:25:54oh
00:25:55c'è mia
00:25:56ah
00:25:56ah
00:25:58ah
00:25:58ah
00:25:58senti una voce amigliata
00:26:00ah
00:26:01ah
00:26:04ah
00:26:05rendivi conto
00:26:06fioi
00:26:06siamo a Roma
00:26:07pula del cattolitegimo
00:26:09e della civiltà
00:26:11spesso
00:26:12spesso
00:26:13spesso
00:26:18laudato si
00:26:19signore
00:26:19per nostra sorella
00:26:20a
00:26:21che mi ha fatto
00:26:22a
00:26:22di
00:26:23a
00:26:25a
00:26:26a
00:26:27a
00:26:27a
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00:37:41Yeah.
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