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00:50They think they're one of us.
00:57Yuck, they thought that we just want sex.
01:01Yes.
01:02They thought that we could explain sex.
01:05They thought that we could understand sex.
01:08Go!
01:09Go!
01:26Go!
01:47Hey, Zero.
01:48Ano ka ba?
01:50Sinabi ko naman sa'yo, wag gagalawin ng mga gamit hanggat hindi natatapos ang embisikasyon.
01:55Ano bang nangyari?
01:57Ay, nako.
01:58Ni-raid ako ng mga polis?
02:00Nakakuha ng marihuana doon sa cabinet sa loob ng banyo?
02:03Dalawang kilo?
02:04Hoy, kayo ha?
02:06Wala sa inyong aalis hanggat hindi tapos ang embisikasyon.
02:10Ha?
02:12Pwisit ang mga tao dito.
02:14Wala lang ginawa kundi konsibisyon.
02:17Ako na, ginagmariwana sa inyo.
02:20Umami na lahat na nadami sa ginagawa nyo eh.
02:22Tama, umami na atin ang mga gulpe.
02:25Paano naman kasi, yung iba dyan.
02:27Hanggang dito, pinapapasok mga bisita, bawal na nga eh.
02:31E bakit naman agad-agad tayo nagbibitang sa Tagalabas?
02:35Pinusyente ba lahat tayo dito?
02:58Anong ginagawa ng isang profesor na katulad mo sa dorm na to?
03:02Medyo kaduda-duda, diba?
03:03Tigo ka, pipila ka dun sa may banyo dahil ang tagal nung ano.
03:08Kala mo, nunod ka ng sini ang haba ng pila.
03:11Tapos?
03:13Sir, Yosio.
03:14Saka minsan o, Jinho.
03:16Paminsan-minsan umiinom mo sila.
03:18Saka marami ko kasing ikain dito eh.
03:21Ikaw yung tinatanong ko.
03:22Hindi yung iba.
03:24Nakatry na ako ako, pero noong pa.
03:27At hindi ko nagustuhan.
03:29Namutla ako.
03:31Hindi ko nainulit.
03:34Sigurado ka?
03:39Ano?
03:41Huwag salita ka.
03:42Wala ko rito po. Masok ko nun po.
03:45Anong oras ba?
03:46Alam nyo...
03:48Eh, mahirap talaga mag-manage ng dorm.
03:52Hindi namin kayang bantayan lagi ni Lota.
03:57Sinisilip ng mga palagay ang banyo.
03:59Wala naman akong maki.
04:03Ano?
04:15Andro.
04:19Pagsimulaan itong semester, I made it a point to be at a meeting of your department.
04:24I wanted to impress on all of you this thing about...
04:28Nakikinig ka ba?
04:31Yes. Yes, sorry.
04:39Andrew, mahirap ang bagay na ito para sa akin.
04:43Hindi itong madaling pag-usapan.
05:58May mga polis na dito sa school.
06:00Ito sana ang bagay na ayaw kong mangyari habang nakaupo ako bilang dean.
06:03Parang ako na rin na magbetray sa trust ng mga estudyante, kagaya na nangyari kay Butch Beltran.
06:09Akala ko, chisemis lang.
06:13Pero, Diyos mĆ­o, totoo pala, in exchange for passing grades, nakikipag-sex siya sa mga estudyante.
06:21Okay.
06:21Can you imagine that?
06:24Can you imagine that?
06:24Sex with students?
06:34Bukas ulit, ha?
06:35Oo.
06:36Sige.
06:36Bukas na lang.
08:02Kapag ang isang bagay ay gumagalaw, ito ay patuloy sa paggalaw para constant velocity.
08:11Dahil sa power ng inertia.
08:13Maliba na lang, and this is very important, may isang bagay na mula sa labas nakaharang sa paggalaw nito.
08:27Kapag ganito ang kaso, may ibang bilis, may ibang direksyon at galaw ng bagay na ito.
08:42Dahil ang bumanga at binanga ay may kanya-kanyang kwersa.
08:49Ang laki na ng pagbabago mo. Ibang iba ka na.
08:53Lumalabas na yung wala na nakakakilala sa dating Andrew.
08:56Si Miss Trigan, hindi kanya kilala.
08:59Ako, ewan ko kung kilala pa kita.
09:02What's wrong, Andrew?
09:04Can I help you in this?
09:07You know, I believe in you.
09:09There's something about you that says napakataas ang kaya mong marating.
09:15Meron kang kakaibang estilo sa paggawa ng bagay-bagay.
09:19Meron kang kaya palagi kang in control.
09:22Kahit anong sitwasyon, in control ka pa rin.
09:27Kamoy lang ba?
09:29Ano lang gagawin natin?
09:44Kamoy lang kayo.
09:52TĆŗ.
10:17Seek.
10:18Let meprend my thumb你要
11:20At ang tubig ng mga planets of the sun, the heat acts fastest upon the closest object.
11:30Galit na galit talaga ako. Shit, I was really, really angry. I was really, really furious.
11:37Ang lakas ng loob, pinubawa na ako. Ang sabi niya sa'kin, naaawalan doon siya kay Jacobo, kaya niya ginawaan
11:42lahat. Anong akala niya sa'kin? Tama?
11:45Hindi, talagang soban din si Butch.
11:49What do you know about him?
11:53Nadun ako. Nung... nung nakipag-areglo siya kayano, kay Jacobo. Narinig ko. Hindi na alam nadun ako.
12:01Hindi mo ni-report?
12:06Sabagay, hindi kita masasisi. Mahirap talaga ang mga bagay na yan. Kahit ako.
12:13Pag naiisip ko ang magagandang ginawa ni Butch, hindi ko na talaga alam, Andrew.
12:48Pag naiisip ko ang mga bagay na yan.
12:50Well, it's been a pleasure working with all of you.
12:56A bunch of fine, outstanding, competent professionals.
13:04I'm sure, ang ilan sa inyo ay makakatagpuko din balang araw.
13:11After all, ang iba sa atin ay pare-pareho na manglandas ang pinatahak.
13:35I'm sure.
13:51Andrew!
13:55Andrew, Andrew, ka...
13:57Nakita ka pa ni Mrs. Dudes
13:58na may kasama ka ng isang exudyante
14:00sa Chinese restaurant.
14:06Totoo?
14:08I will not acknowledge that question.
14:10Na-insulto yung ako, kailangan niyo pa akong
14:11tanmito ko dyan.
14:12That is a sick question of a sick mind
14:14from a fucking sick school.
14:16And I'm not sick to answer that question.
14:18Putang ino mo, Andrew.
14:20She's only 17.
14:21Statutory na ipatawag dyan.
14:23Siguro para sa'yo, kising-kising lang yan.
14:25Hipo-hipo.
14:26But as far as I'm concerned,
14:27the school, ang batas!
14:29It's a crime!
14:30Pag napatungayan kang guilty,
14:31it's punishable by death!
14:33Napatingin mo.
14:34Tuloyin natin.
15:04Ato, papahal mo eh.
15:09Parang dito sa'yo.
15:14Walabong na ang lahat sa'yo.
15:18Ato, I'm not sure.
15:23Ay, lumalabas niya parang
15:25hindi ako maruntaman ng responsibility.
15:28Hindi kita tatakasan.
15:31Kung gusto ko nang tatakasan,
15:33tingin mo ba kausapin mo kita?
15:34Yun na nga eh!
15:37Nakipag-usap ka pa kunwari.
15:39Nag-decide ka na pala.
16:04Kung ayaw mo, sige!
16:05Umalis ka na, wala na tayo!
16:07Ato, kia na, wala na tayo.
16:36Lauren,
16:38panahon nang alagaan mo naman
16:39yung sarili mo.
16:40Hindi yung halos patay mo
16:42na yung katawan mo kay Eugene.
16:44Yun lang ang may papayo namin sa'yo
16:47bilang isang kaibigan.
16:50Oo, Lota.
16:52Libog lang yan.
16:55Sabi mo, diba,
16:56lahat tayo malibog?
16:59Pero ang pinag-uusapan ngayon,
17:02kung normal bang ilabas ang libog
17:04o hindi.
17:11Sa amin,
17:12hindi na normal yan.
17:15Kasi,
17:16masyado mo nang kinakawawa
17:18sarili mo.
17:20Walang pinag-uusapan
17:21love dito.
17:23Kung sa iba yan,
17:25ang kantot, kantot.
17:26Ang love, love.
17:28Pero nasa say na yun,
17:29kung magpapakaulul ka
17:30sa pukinang inang Eugene na yan.
17:32Hahahaha.
17:47Courtesy of the Scandinavian FMB.
17:52Utangin ng mga lalaki, ano?
17:56Ba't ba tayo bilib na bilib sa kanila?
17:59Kahit ano,
18:00pinaniniwalaan natin
18:01kung anong sabihin nila?
18:04Lalo na ba sa putin?
18:07Ikaw yan, Mona.
18:09Ako hindi.
18:10Oh, easy.
18:12Easy ka lang.
18:14Parang hindi nga masyado maganda
18:15itsura mo, no?
18:18Alam mo, parang...
18:21Parang yung ora mo
18:22ka hindi masyado maganda.
18:26You know now?
18:28Mercury is
18:29retrograde right now.
18:32The house of Scorpio is
18:34teeming with reversals.
18:36Now people are undergoing
18:37emotional epiphalts.
18:39Huwi na ako, lo.
18:42Ayoko na nga sa college, eh.
18:45Dahil ako lang ang bata doon.
18:52School.
18:53Para ako na sa perya.
18:56Pasok!
18:56Pasok!
18:57Mas Daniel Cicero.
18:58Ang batang genius.
19:00Katabi ko si Gagaba.
19:02Babay ang tatlong pa.
19:04Tapos si Gamuka.
19:05Taong kumakain
19:07ng ilaw ng manok.
19:27Huwag mo saan na akong biguin, Anak.
19:30Konting sacrifisyo lang ito.
19:37Hindi ka po babayaan ng Diyos.
19:43Kaya mo yan.
19:45Kaya mo, Anak.
19:49Kaya mo, Anak.
19:49Kaya mo, Anak.
19:54Kaya mo, Anak.
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