The Young Offenders S05E01 (2026)

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00:03I bet you're wondering what we've been up to.

00:06Well, in some ways, things are not much different than they ever were.

00:10Dads, that's not very civic-minded.

00:13Have a little pride in your city, you bawly pricks.

00:21In other ways, and I'll do my best not to exaggerate,

00:25but things are completely fucking minted.

00:31Why can't you pull yourself together by seriously?

00:35Why are Jock and me dressed as two gorgeous pears?

00:38Let me explain.

00:40You may recall that Jock got arrested in a Colombian airport

00:42because the South American guard had didn't like his dress sense.

00:46It turns out Colombian prisons aren't as nice as they make out of the prison brochures.

00:52But after four years of being kicked in the balls 23 hours a day,

00:55Jock managed to swing himself a job in the prison kitchen.

00:58And that's where his luck changed.

01:01Jock had a natural flair from aching imprimatis, impunatis, impahammis, whatever the fuck they're called.

01:06And the whole prison ended up loving him.

01:09And Jock's luck didn't end there.

01:11The prison guards all got stoned one day and, well, they left the gate open.

01:17Jock didn't realize that he only had three days left in his five-year sentence.

01:21Jock always was a lucky bastard.

01:24Well, that is apart from the 23 hours a day being kicked in the balls.

01:27And his dead man.

01:28And his alcoholic prick of an old fella.

01:30But apart from that, Jock is pretty much the luckiest fella in the universe.

01:35As soon as he was in the clear, Jock did the one thing any sane man would do.

01:38He found a barber's and got himself a normal bazar.

01:41After that, Jock directed his way through the Colombian jungle for three long days.

01:48Until he realized he'd been going around in circles and the prison was only 20 minutes from the coast.

01:53When he got to the port, he stowed away on a ship heading to Ireland.

01:58On the boat, Jock met another stowaway who agreed to let Jock borrow his phone.

02:01In return for something that Jock never wants to speak about ever again.

02:06I was at home making myself useful when I got a call.

02:18Coyle, Coyle, Coyle, Coyle.

02:19Wait, it's Jock.

02:20Jock!

02:21Listen, boy, I'm after escaping, okay?

02:23I'm somewhere along the Colombian Irish Sea or something, okay?

02:26But you have to meet me on the coast.

02:28So I dropped what I was doing and legged it to the coast.

02:33I was sitting around waiting there all day.

02:38No sign of Jock.

02:40Not there.

02:42There.

02:43But then, Jock.

02:44Jock!

02:45Right, boy!

02:46There he was.

02:48His swimming had gotten much better.

02:50He must have been getting lessons in the Colombian jays.

02:53Jock, boy!

02:54Jock!

02:55I miss you, boy!

02:56I miss you!

02:57Me and Jock are hard men, so we don't show too much emotion.

03:00You look incredible!

03:00Boy, you haven't aged the day!

03:02I got you a gift.

03:03You got me a gift?

03:05I sent you a chip stick.

03:06Well, Reid, you know, we can actually get these in Central now.

03:11Yeah, that's it, boy.

03:12Boy, did you swim all the way here?

03:14No, boy, I got a lift.

03:15I got a lift?

03:42Wait, wait, wait, wait!

03:43My hand runs.

03:44We're so made through these clothes.

03:45Yeah, into what?

03:46I can't really...

03:49I'm in.

03:50No, I'm not hurting

04:02When it comes to getaways on bicycles, myself and Jack are the undisputed experts

04:10We might be a bit rusty

04:13Stuck we're stuck we're stuck

04:16Right we go over here and we figure out where we're the next

04:22What's wrong with you?

04:23What's wrong with you?

04:25What's wrong with you?

04:26What's wrong with you?

04:27What's wrong with you?

04:27Cain

04:29What?

04:30Cain, will you pull yourself together boy? Crying away there like

04:33This must be the happiest day of our lives like I'm back

04:35I'm crying because it is the happiest day of my life

04:38What?

04:39I think I'm just overwhelmed with emotions like

04:42My best friend in the whole world and I haven't seen you in years

04:46Boy I miss you too boy

04:48Why are you my best friend in the world?

04:50Why?

04:51Why have I missed you like?

04:53Okay

04:53Here buddy

04:54Now we're going to go back home

04:55Into Cork now okay?

04:57And we're going to show them that nothing, absolutely nothing has changed

05:01Connor and Jack are back

05:02Ha ha

05:02Yes buddy

05:05Nothing has changed

05:06I needed to tell Jack that lots of things have changed

05:09The thing is Jack that lots of things have changed but I'm not a bad boy anymore

05:14I need to grow up and become a man

05:17We've changed

05:18You've changed

05:19When I was in prison in Colombia do you not think I've changed?

05:21I learned that you can't trust anyone but yourself

05:24And if you want to be rich and successful in this life

05:26You've got to cheat and manipulate the system

05:29And I learned the Spanish word for toilet paper

05:31I approve it

05:33Papel hygienico

05:35Spanish for toilet paper

05:37Shit

05:38Why the only way for people like us to make in this life boy

05:41Is to be criminals like we always were

05:43Where's your sense of adventure going?

05:44You can't have a sense of adventure and be a grown up

05:47Everyone knows that

05:48What? Who told you that boy?

05:50Look I'm back now alright?

05:52You just forget about everything and listen to me okay?

05:54You've changed

05:56Exactly

05:57Thank you

05:58Shit

06:00No I think

06:01Jack

06:02Close

06:03I have no idea where we are

06:05Where are we?

06:09I don't think Cork is this way

06:10You tell me but you're supposed to be the grown up

06:13Or I haven't got a clue boy

06:14Oh yeah this grown up thing is working out wealthy is it?

06:16Stop hurry

06:18Why don't we try that stupid looking house there?

06:21The roof of this house is mink

06:24Alright

06:24Right okay let's do this

06:26Hey Jack Jack

06:27What are you doing?

06:27What?

06:28Smashing the window in

06:30Why don't we just knock on the door and see if they'll help boys?

06:33Watch out just two fellas in dresses in the middle of the door knocking on the door

06:36Yeah good point

06:38Wait I have an idea

06:44Just a couple of stags

06:45Yeah

06:45And a stag do

06:46And we've got spit up from the other stags alright?

06:48Join the stag

06:49Your stag

06:49Your stag yeah

06:50Alright that's a really good idea

06:51You make a gun

06:52What a wet gun take

06:54The bones are new

06:56Oh my god

06:57You can actually get your point across that it isn't so much profanity

07:01What the fuck is profanity?

07:03This is a password for swearing

07:05Hey

07:05Oh my god

07:12Ah hello ladies

07:16What are you doing around these parts?

07:19Well we're not actually ladies we're just two fellas in dresses

07:24Niles only messing with you

07:25Sure we could see that your fellas all along

07:28The Ronnies are a dead giveaway

07:30Have you looked at yourself in the mirror recently?

07:34We're on a stag

07:35Yeah

07:35My stag

07:36This one

07:37Balling chain

07:38Oh

07:39And where's the rest of your stag party?

07:42Yeah

07:42We'll have to actually get spit up from them

07:45It's a nightmare so it's just us

07:47Yeah

07:47Where are they actually?

07:49I'm Diego and Juan

07:52I'm Diego

07:53Alright

07:53So that makes me

07:55Juan

07:56Juan

07:57Juan

07:58Right

08:00Could we use your phone by any chance?

08:02Just to get a lift and then we'll be out of your hair

08:03Oh yeah

08:04Of course lads

08:05Come on in

08:06Come on

08:07Thank you so much

08:08Thank you

08:10What?

08:12What?

08:12Diego and what?

08:13Juan

08:13Yeah boy we've used fake names

08:14We've been chased by the guards

08:16What?

08:17Juan

08:17They are the first names that came into my aid

08:18I don't know my name

08:19Juan

08:20Juan

08:21Juan

08:21It's Columbia, isn't it?

08:23Yeah

08:25Ah

08:26Come in

08:27Come in

08:28Come in

08:29Come in

08:30You're very welcome

08:31You're very well

08:33Sorry about the mess

08:35We were just uh

08:36Spring cleaning

08:37Spring cleaning

08:38Yeah

08:39Yeah

08:39Juan and Diego

08:41Yeah

08:41They're a queer couple of odd names for fellas from Cork aren't they?

08:47Yes Deirdre

08:48Deirdre's the name of a priest's housekeeper who has leg ulcers and smells of wet coats

08:53Says Niall

08:54That's just Neil spelt wrong

08:56Like a wanker

08:59My

09:00Dad was a big fan of Diego Maradona

09:03Oh

09:04You know him

09:04Guy the elder here

09:06So he called me Diego after him

09:07Yeah

09:08Yeah

09:09And my dad

09:10Was a big fan of

09:13Numbers

09:16So he named me Juan

09:18Juan

09:18So if you have a phone

09:21We could use a phone and then we'd be gone

09:23Of course

09:24Of course

09:25Think it might have been misplaced and all the spring cleaning

09:29I told you Deirdre didn't I that today wasn't the day for spring cleaning

09:33Well we wouldn't have to spring clean if you weren't such a revolting pig would we Niall?

09:39Shut up

09:42So

09:43Who is the lucky lady then?

09:47Yeah sure

09:47It's this Björd

09:48Linda Walsh

09:49Is her name

09:51Ah

09:51She's actually a childhood sweetheart of mine

09:55So

09:56We're getting married and it's quite beautiful

09:58So now we're hoping to start a family and she's actually off the pill

10:02So I'm just

10:03Going 90

10:04So Linda Walsh is going to become Linda McSweeney

10:07Yeah that's right

10:08Oh Juan and Linda McSweeney isn't that sweet

10:13It is

10:14Very sweet

10:16A bit weird

10:18Where are my manners?

10:21Why don't I fetch you some tea and cake to celebrate?

10:24Niall why don't you and Diego find the phone and Juan and I will put the kettle on

10:31The phone is great

10:32Come on

10:32Right okay

10:33Come on

10:34Come on

10:35This way

10:36I always keep the delf handy in case we have visitors but we never do I don't know why

10:44It's weird that isn't it?

10:46Come in

10:47Why you're not going to

10:48Don't touch me

10:50Just come and sit down

10:56Tell me this

10:58Is Juan a good friend of yours?

11:00Yeah he's my best friend

11:02Well then it is your duty to stop him

11:04You mustn't let him get married

11:08So Juan

11:10You think you're ready to get married?

11:12Yes

11:13100%

11:14And you're sure this Linda's the one?

11:18No I'm Juan

11:19Juan

11:20He thinks he's being like a grown up

11:23What do you think?

11:24No

11:25I think he should be a bad boy

11:26Like you?

11:27Yeah like me yeah

11:28Believe it or not

11:29I used to be a bad boy

11:33Are you sure?

11:35Do you love her?

11:37Is she the one?

11:38As sure as I am Juan

11:41She is the one

11:43Well

11:44As long as you're sure

11:46Are you sure?

11:48I settle down

11:49And let a woman clip my wings

11:53Is that what you want to happen to Juan?

11:56No

11:58No definitely not

11:59I'll drink to that

12:03Where'd you get that from?

12:04If you are going to settle down with someone

12:07Let me give you a piece of advice

12:08Make sure you have plenty in common

12:11Lots of shared interests

12:13You wouldn't know you'll have a lot of shared interests?

12:15None what so ever

12:18That's why our marriages live in purgatory

12:21Well that and the fact he thinks it's common to wash his hands after going to the bathroom

12:28Well some people just grow apart

12:31Everyone has to grow up with some pint

12:33Exactly

12:46What?

12:47Did you find the phone?

12:48No I've been having the bit of crack

12:50With Diego

12:52And you don't think you could have had the crack and looked for the phone?

12:55Ah jeez

12:56Well you stop your nagging you

12:57I'm not nagging okay

12:58Oh no it does sound a little bit like nagging

13:01Who rattled your cage?

13:02Keep your nose out of their business

13:03I'll tell you who rattled my pissing cage

13:08You bloody did

13:10That's because I'm the only one in this relationship with any sense of responsibility

13:15Oh

13:16Sound familiar?

13:17The only thing you're responsible for is dragging me down to your boring level

13:23Oh

13:24Sound familiar?

13:25I'm the only one in this relationship that wants to keep it on track

13:30I mean you don't even want to have sex with me anymore

13:33Sound familiar?

13:34Oui

13:34No not that one

13:36Cedra I'm 76

13:39I don't want to have sex with anyone anymore

13:42Well now would you please stop nagging me

13:45Listen boy alright

13:46I don't nag you

13:48Ah boy that's all you do

13:50Listen to yourself

13:51You can't be a grown up and have a sense of adventure

13:54What's that?

13:55That's nagging

13:55Why it is time you grew up

13:57I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore Jock

14:00Look at us

14:01On the run from the guards again

14:03Stop

14:04With these two strangers wearing tresses

14:06Jock

14:06On the run from the guards

14:07No you Jock

14:09Shhh

14:09Juan just called you Jock

14:10No

14:11Are you going to see Nile?

14:12Oh he definitely did

14:13God see Connor look what you've done

14:15Connor?

14:16What the

14:16You just

14:17God God Jesus Christ

14:19What's going on here?

14:21So if you're on the run from the guards

14:23And you're in our house

14:24Does that make us

14:26Hostages?

14:27Can I make something very clear alright?

14:29No one here is being kept as a hostage

14:31Alright Jock

14:35Wait

14:36A bit of peace and quiet okay?

14:38Alright Jock

14:39What have you done boy?

14:41What?

14:42What am I after doing?

14:43I'm looking after Jock okay?

14:44Sorry

14:45How exactly?

14:46Because now we have two hostages

14:48Boy we used to be fun

14:49Petty criminals

14:50Oh you want a bike out?

14:52We'll rob a little bike

14:52You want some jellies?

14:53We don't have enough money

14:54We'll rob a few jellies

14:55Alright?

14:55But now we've taken hostages

14:57Alright will you just relax

14:58Relax okay?

14:59We're going to find a phone

15:00Make a phone call

15:01And then we're home and dry boy

15:03Alright we'll find a phone

15:04So in this absolute keep of a house

15:06That's right

15:07ECP

15:10Well I didn't know that was going to happen

15:13Yes

15:13Don't answer

15:15Don't answer

15:16Boy we don't answer

15:17They know something's wrong

15:18No

15:18Don't answer

15:20Don't answer

15:22Shhh

15:22Hello

15:24Jake

15:24How you know

15:26I've been seeing two young fellas around

15:28Have you?

15:30No no

15:31I haven't seen two boys dressed as women on the run

15:38I'm cooking for my wife

15:40Deirdre

15:41Tell him you're bald

15:42I'm still bald

15:43Okay

15:44If you see any would you just let us know

15:46Yes

15:47Have a good evening

15:48Bye

15:50That sounded nothing like him

15:52That sounds like you doesn't

15:53No it didn't

15:53Yes?

15:54Come on in boys

15:57What are we calling?

15:58What are we calling?

15:59Call Maria

15:59She'll know what's through

16:00What?

16:01We can't call Maria

16:03She'll kill us boy

16:04And then he'll arrest our corpses

16:06Alright Jack

16:06Good point

16:07To the girls

16:08I can't call Siobhan

16:09Obviously think boy will you

16:11Jesus

16:11I'll never get to see Star again

16:12You're not making this easy

16:13We'll come up with someone good then boy

16:15Eh

16:17Billy

16:18What?

16:19Billy Murphy

16:19Yeah?

16:20What?

16:21Absolutely

16:21Are you joking boy?

16:22No way he's a psycho

16:23We don't have his number anyway

16:24Oh

16:24So come on

16:25Think of someone else

16:26Mmm

16:28I actually have his number on me

16:30How can you have it on you?

16:31You don't have any pockets

16:33Billy Murphy

16:34BFF

16:34Is that permanent?

16:37Are you serious?

16:38You were gone for five years

16:39Why BFF?

16:40I tried to wear it for you

16:41But I didn't know what to do

16:43Why are all his numbers crossed out?

16:44Because he kept losing his phones

16:45We had to get new numbers

16:47He'd do it to me in my sleep

16:48With a tattoo gun

16:49He meant what?

16:50He did that when you were sleeping

16:51Yeah

16:51Yeah boy he's not well in the head

16:53Jeez boy of course we're not ringing him

16:55Absolute psychopath

16:56Why he's a psycho is he?

16:57Yes

16:57Really he's a psycho

16:58Well that's funny because

16:59You're the one

17:00Who's back in Ireland only two minutes

17:02And we already have the guards chasing us

17:03And we have two pensioners hostage

17:05Oh boy will you just relax please

17:07Relax

17:07Five minutes just relax

17:08How am I meant to relax?

17:10I'm going to end up back in prison

17:11And I'm probably going to burn in hell

17:12Because of you

17:13Boy you just want me

17:14Do your head in under one

17:16Yes

17:16Or I'm on my own now

17:18I'm on my own

17:19I'm on my own

17:19Yeah

17:20Yeah

17:21Yeah

17:23I saw a thing on the internet that said

17:26If you take a load of LSD

17:27You can rewire your brain

17:29So any of the bad shit that happened to you

17:31Doesn't cause you to make bad decisions

17:34Finally a bit of peace

17:35I think it'll take all the LSD in Ireland to sort Jock out

17:41It's the guard

17:43Come out with your hands up

17:45We know you're in there

17:47It's the guard

17:48Come out with your hands up

17:48It's the guard

17:49Jock

17:49He got me to me away

17:51Oh my god

17:53Oh my god

17:55Oh my god

18:01Oh my god

18:08To concentrate on cleaning my head

18:12That's a pretty good impression

18:13But it's not now

18:15Come out

18:16Put your hands up

18:19If you don't back off

18:21I've got hostages in here

18:23And I killed them all

18:25Hostages

18:26I've never had hostages before

18:30Hostages might have to come Dublin about this

18:32I'm not going back to come Dublin

18:33Shut

18:34Tick

18:39What's that now?

18:40What are you doing?

18:42What are you doing?

18:43What are you doing?

18:44Just be quiet

18:45Be quiet

18:45We need to gather my thoughts

18:52I don't have any thoughts

18:54Do you have any ideas?

18:56Do you have any ideas?

18:56Where are we going?

18:57Where are we going?

18:59One at a time please

19:00One at a time

19:01What are you saying?

19:02What are you saying?

19:04What?

19:08I said

19:09Of course you don't know what I'm saying

19:11I've a gag in me mouth

19:13Okay

19:14Do you have any ideas?

19:15No of course I haven't

19:17Great thanks

19:17No

19:18No

19:18Wait

19:20I do have something to say

19:21Yeah we'll make it quick okay

19:24Just want to say

19:26That

19:27If all this goes bad

19:31I love you Niall

19:32I mean

19:33You're an anion prick

19:34And you stink

19:35And you don't clean up after yourself

19:37And we don't have sex

19:39But

19:40We've been through everything together

19:43And somewhere along the line

19:44We just lost our way

19:48When we were young

19:49It was just the two of us

19:50On a great big adventure together

19:54Screw everyone else

19:55It was just us

19:56We were

19:58We were

19:58Butch Cassidy and Sundance

20:00Zig and Zag

20:02Biddy and Miley

20:04And I'm sure

20:06That that's still there

20:08Underneath all the shite we've been through

20:13It's always been just you and me kid

20:15Against the world

20:17And I love you

20:24That's really beautiful Deirdre

20:26It's almost like you could have been talking about me and Con there

20:28I wasn't talking about you and Con

20:30I was talking about myself

20:32And Niall

20:36We might need backup

20:39Down as Deirdre's

20:40You know

20:40We normally do

20:42Deirdre's right boy

20:44I love you Jack O'Keefe

20:46I love you Conor McSweeney

20:51I love you

20:52Biddy

20:53Sorry

20:55You're all good

20:56You were right

20:57Alright

20:57I was right

20:59You were right

21:00Well Nick

21:01Not about the hostages in line to the guards

21:04Or when you were gonna pick up the knife and stuff

21:06You were wrong about all of that

21:07That's alright

21:07Just a bit angry from PTSD in Columbia

21:10That's alright

21:11The rope kind of hurt my wrist

21:12Sorry Biddy

21:13It's okay

21:14But you were right about me

21:16Why I'm Conor McSweeney

21:20Conor of Conor and Jack

21:23From now on I'm gonna be a bad boy forever

21:26Yes boy

21:28Yes boy

21:29Yes boy

21:30Yes boy

21:31Bad boy

21:32Bad boy

21:33Bad boy

21:33Whatcha gonna do

21:34Whatcha gonna do

21:35Whatcha gonna do

21:35What

21:37What

21:38Why

21:39What are you saying

21:42Ah

21:43Ah

21:44I was saying

21:46Why am I the only one with a gag in your mouth

21:49Oh yeah sorry I was getting you

21:51Well now that I've got your attention I've got something to say

21:54Huh

21:55I love you too Deirdre

21:57And your little speech has given me a raging boner

22:02Woah

22:03We're not your enemies boys

22:06No

22:06Who are the enemies round here

22:09The guards

22:10The guards

22:11The guards

22:11We hate them

22:12We hate them

22:13I despise them bastards

22:15If ye hate the guards as much as us

22:18We do

22:19Maybe you could help us

22:21We're surrounded by them lads

22:23We might be surrounded

22:26But I

22:26Have

22:27A plan

22:29One

22:30Two

22:30Three

22:38Niall

22:39Is that you?

22:40Of course it's me

22:41Why

22:42Have you got away

22:43From the hostage takers

22:45Hostage takers

22:46You

22:47Idiots

22:48There are no hostage takers here

22:50That was just me

22:51Doing a voice

22:52There's no way that was you doing a voice

22:54Of course it was

22:57This is me doing it again now

23:00And this is my normal voice

23:03And this is me doing the voice again

23:06And this is me in my normal voice

23:09Why were you wasting our time

23:11Doing all that

23:12If you're telling the truth

23:13Can I just come in and have a look

23:14Oh no no no no

23:15I'm afraid

23:15Terrid was in one of our moons

23:18Go go go go go go go go go

23:19If I could just have a look

23:21No I'm afraid you can't

23:23You know what we're both doing

23:24I'll rip your head off and use it as a piss pot

23:27Ya fat whacker

23:28No

23:29No

23:33Everyone knows you're an asshole

23:36Terrid stop that

23:37And we've asked that shit in there

23:38Yeah that this energy was fine

23:40You know

23:40Get in close

23:41It was fine my girl

23:42Come all prepared

23:43But not now

23:44Oi

23:45It's going to be a long run home

23:47Yeah

23:49I don't even know I won't run it

23:52Soup

23:52Cork is soup

23:54I'll get you

23:56You sucky

23:57A fella I met in prison once told me

24:00That love makes you soft in the head

24:01And strong in the heart

24:04If Niall and Deirdre are anything to go by

24:06Love just makes you angry and pissed off

24:09But maybe that's okay

24:10If you can scream at each other

24:12Tie each other up

24:13Still run off into the sunset

24:15You might just be soulmates

24:17Either that or fucking psychopaths

24:21Oh no

24:26Do you mind?

24:28We're getting our hole here

24:30Can I just go for a wee before we go?

24:33Yes

24:35Yes

24:35Your hole

24:36Yes

24:39Yes

24:39Why

24:40Why

24:41Why

24:42Why

24:43Why

24:55Why

24:57Why

25:00Why

25:01Why

25:02Why

25:03Why

25:03No, no, no, wait, you, you, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

25:07Where the hell have you been? You're supposed to be babysitting.

25:10Whoa!

25:12Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

25:15I got you these, look.

25:17Columbia.

25:19I'll go see ya.

25:20You know, you can get these in the centre down the road.

25:24Really?

25:24We're late, we gotta go.

25:26That's why I made him cry.

25:27That's why I made him cry.

25:28That's why I'm going to a Colombian prison.

25:29Oh, hi, fuck, Jesus.

25:31So encosted, is she?

25:32Nice dresses, lads.

25:33Very good.

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