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00:13Previously, on House of Villains.
00:15I feel like you are a strong competitor.
00:18You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
00:21Three of us, the next game, have to win supervillains.
00:25They win because they team up to win.
00:32Congrats, you opened an envelope, and now you're on the hit list.
00:36Get off the hit list, and then someone else to open it.
00:38Do you think we tell Kate or pretend like we don't know her?
00:41I can tell her.
00:45Congratulations, you're on the hit list.
00:46Did you do this?
00:48I was fucking looking for your ass.
00:50I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
00:52Better that she opened it, so now she's...
00:55It's off of you.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Kate, you are the supervillain.
00:59You're off the hit list.
01:00Wow.
01:01Anyone who puts me on a hit list, I will retaliate.
01:05Tyson, take your place.
01:07Tom, you are the next one.
01:09My third nominee...
01:11She may put me on the hit list.
01:13Maybe me.
01:14I don't feel safe.
01:15We're on pins and needles.
01:24Kate, who is your final hit list nomination, and why?
01:28These are the only two I care to nominate, but I have to nominate somebody.
01:35That's going to be Christine.
01:36I'm so sorry.
01:41Oh, my goodness.
01:44Christine, is there anything you'd like to say?
01:46It sucks.
01:48Uh, fuck.
01:50Um, yeah.
01:54Um, I really don't know what to say.
01:59Uh, yeah.
02:02I had a feeling this might be an option.
02:07Well garbled, Christine.
02:09You make a very incoherent point.
02:12Well, there you have it.
02:14Tyson, Tom, and Christine are on the hit list.
02:17When we return to this room, one of those three will be banished and lose out on their chance to
02:22win $200,000.
02:24Good night, everybody.
02:25All right.
02:26Good night, y'all.
02:27My goal is to split up Tom and Tyson.
02:30I know I should have put New York up, but against my better judgment, I like her.
02:44She's shockingly charming.
02:46Also, if Christine goes home, do I care?
02:48Not really.
02:49New York?
02:50Hi.
02:51I'm coming just to check in because I miss you.
02:53I appreciate that so much.
02:57Three dreams, beautiful.
02:59Okay, good night.
03:00Good night.
03:01On one hand, I'm glad that Kate did not put me on the hit list.
03:05But on the other hand, she put both my alliances on the hit list.
03:09So, of course, I'm not happy with her.
03:11I'm going to take my mic off now and kindly ask for my telephone.
03:20I made a lovely frozen coffee drink.
03:24Oh, my gosh.
03:26That's the nice of you.
03:26You made this for me?
03:27Yeah.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:28Am I going home?
03:29No.
03:30I just got nominated for the hit list, and honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
03:35But just like Jesus, I will resurrect and rise on the challenge day that is tomorrow.
03:45It was like the third day he was resurrected.
03:49A redemption challenge against you two I'm not so thrilled about.
03:54Where did you get a lean cuisine from?
03:55The freezer.
03:56I didn't know it was like an option to make food.
03:58I thought you just like waited for people to feed you.
04:02Thanks for giving me a seat.
04:03My pleasure.
04:05I mean, Tom or Tyson has to go home.
04:06A thousand percent.
04:08Right now, I'm a free agent.
04:10Two of my closest allies are gone, so I can align with anybody I want.
04:14When I genuinely say to you, Tom, that I have nobody in this house but myself right now,
04:19if you don't believe that, then you're fucking really not seeing shit.
04:23Tom and Tyson, they're on the hit list.
04:25And New York is basically in a throuple with them.
04:27I can work with them if I want.
04:30Kate, Drita, and Christine, they want the bromance out.
04:33Maybe I side with them.
04:34I could finally be this singular villain and do what's best for me.
04:38Christine, you're good, bro.
04:40How many votes does she need?
04:42There's four people voting.
04:43Four.
04:43You just need New York, me, and Drita.
04:45Excuse me?
04:46Don't tell me what I'm going to do with my vote.
04:49Honey, you were wrong to do that.
04:51Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do.
04:52Paul has been the little bitch of the house all season long.
04:57Ain't nobody going to tell me how to vote.
04:59Getting down on his knees like a basset hound and working every room.
05:04I'm about to call Sarah McLachlan to come and pick his ass up.
05:09Paul, you're a stupid, cumbersome bastard.
05:12Why?
05:12You're taking up space.
05:14So I got to go?
05:15How dare you offer my vote?
05:19Tiffany votes for you.
05:20I don't know what I'm doing yet.
05:21You're right.
05:22I shouldn't have spoken.
05:22Why would you do that?
05:23I'm stupid.
05:23I'm sorry.
05:24Cumbersome is the right word.
05:25I apologize.
05:26I fucked up.
05:28We have done a hell of a job.
05:30We just blended the fucking letter.
05:33Oh, fuck.
05:33Tomorrow, Tom and I have to compete in the redemption challenge against each other.
05:38And Christine.
05:40I forgot.
05:41Christine is still in the house.
05:43Whether I come back in or you come back in, New York will vote with us to keep the other
05:49one.
05:50Mommy got snacks.
05:51Back to poodles.
05:53And then can we get Paul to vote the other one in over Christine?
05:58You can try it.
05:59It's last ditch, bro.
06:02Pull the shit off, bro.
06:04Fuck, that'll be epic.
06:05That'll be fucking epic.
06:07So Tyson and I came up with a plan.
06:10Step one, one of us has to win the redemption challenge.
06:13Step two, we need to bring Paul in.
06:16I'm feeling really good about it.
06:27Are you eating?
06:29Pardon?
06:30It's one of those things from the freezer.
06:32Why does everybody keep saying that?
06:33Yeah.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:37I don't like eggs.
06:39I think this is the least weird thing I've done in this house.
06:47Can you take this through your morning routine?
06:49Yeah.
06:52I live in the house of Villain's Mansion.
06:55I believe in taking care of myself with a vigorous skincare and rigorous exercise routine.
07:01Sorry.
07:02In the morning, if my face is not feeling perfect, I put on a moisturizing hyaluronic skin mask
07:08with pineapple and blueberry extract to exfoliate the dead skin.
07:12No, that doesn't exfoliate.
07:13Don't wash away the sins of last night.
07:16And I always, always shave my forehead to resurface my face.
07:24There is an idea of Tom Sandoval, but there is no real me.
07:29Only an entity.
07:32Something...
07:32Illusory.
07:35Something illusory.
07:37Does that sound like him?
07:39Yeah.
07:39Okay.
07:44Bergen, what do you have to do today?
07:46I have a cooking class today.
07:48What's the theme for the cooking class?
07:50Tom.
07:51Hey, Bergen.
07:52How you doing?
07:53Bergen, you and Tom are the same age.
07:55Yeah.
07:57You don't believe that?
07:59Oh.
07:59Hi.
08:00Aw.
08:01This is my wife, Rachel, and this is my oldest daughter, Bergen.
08:04Hi, baby.
08:05Do you think that she knows you kissed her husband?
08:11Girl, I'm gonna leave that alone.
08:13Wake up like this?
08:14No, you know I didn't.
08:17I thought it was so cute.
08:19Oh, it's the two boys out there?
08:21Oh, they're having office hours.
08:22Okay.
08:23Okay, bye.
08:23See you later.
08:24Bye.
08:24What the hell?
08:25Why would New York have anything to say to them?
08:28I think since we've been in this house, she kind of was close with them.
08:32New York's pretty smart.
08:34She's got to know that Tyson's the sleeping giant.
08:37Is there any way that Tom's the smart one?
08:40Hmm.
08:41Hmm.
08:43Absolutely not.
08:46We came up with a plan last night.
08:48And?
08:48As long as one of us wins, that means one of us comes back.
08:52If you vote to keep me safe and Tom wins and votes to keep me safe.
08:55But he can't win.
08:56I mean, vote.
08:57If he wins the redemption.
08:58Get the fuck out of here.
08:59You get to vote?
09:03Whoever wins the redemption can vote.
09:04Yeah.
09:05I forgot about that.
09:06If you're willing and ready to ride with us, I think that we can convince Paul to also vote with
09:13us, which will give us the majority.
09:15Very smart, gentlemen.
09:16I love the way you boys are moving and maneuvering.
09:18Do I hate Christine?
09:20No.
09:20No.
09:21Do I like Christine?
09:21Yes.
09:22But she is the type of floater that can win this whole show.
09:25On Sally Sunset, that woman is a hard-ass brick of ice.
09:30You understand the difference, right? Or do you still have dementia?
09:34Pristine.
09:35But in here, Christine is prancing through the house like Alice in Wonderland, working to try to make everyone like
09:42her.
09:43I'm getting confused-er than I normally am.
09:46I've seen that type of energy win.
09:49Out and down to the rabbit hole, Alice.
09:52Is that how it worked in Alice in Wonderland?
09:54I want to go up against somebody who's been showing their shit the whole time.
09:57You? You're an asshole. You're an asshole.
09:59I'm not an asshole.
10:00When you need to be.
10:01Yeah.
10:01That's what's going to be my closer on it.
10:03And you talk to Paul when you need to talk to him.
10:05That's it.
10:06All right, fellas. Enjoy your morning.
10:07Thanks, Tiff. You too.
10:11I will slay this redemption, child.
10:14I do know what's going on.
10:16I look amazing today.
10:18Oh, my God. Thank you.
10:23Excuse me. Excuse me, villains.
10:28Pipe down and bring your asses downstairs.
10:32Wee-wee-wee-star.
10:34I sound a bit different, don't I?
10:39I'll see you real soon.
10:42Ah! You know what?
10:43I think I know this voice.
10:45Oh, this is going to be fun today.
10:53Tyson, how many T-levels, bro?
10:58How could he chuck him without grabbing his testicles?
11:01No, no, no.
11:03New York, how are your E-levels?
11:05I'm feeling pretty horny, as usual.
11:08Christine, if there is something where you can sabotage, sabotage Tyson.
11:13Yeah, Tyson has to get eliminated, and he just always seems to maneuver getting safe.
11:19I know. I know.
11:19We don't want that.
11:20I know.
11:21So your goal is to knock him out.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Since the day I stepped foot in this house, I knew that Tyson needed to go.
11:27I'm still pissed about the tea party.
11:29He poisoned me.
11:31So I'm going to poison his ass.
11:37Get the fuck out of here.
11:39I know, you bullshit artist.
11:47What?
11:48Are we about to get messy?
11:49What the hell is this?
11:51These pipes are even older than mine.
12:05Are we excited to see me?
12:07Yes.
12:08How good do I look?
12:10Amazing.
12:11Candy Muse.
12:13Just looking fabulous, being the diva that she is.
12:16Your sorry excuse for a man standing there with your pink fur coat on, looking like a pro-lapse asshole,
12:22waiting to get pushed back inside.
12:24You start it, and then you act like your little victim.
12:26What you're doing is being an asshole on day one.
12:28Because I am an asshole.
12:30But I don't know why she decided to eat her eyebrows.
12:34It has changed the whole shape of her face.
12:37Clap, clap, clap.
12:40Joe basically begged me to be here to host your redemption challenge.
12:45So this challenge involves a little teamwork.
12:50Now, we could team you up with someone from the house, but that would be fucking boring.
12:56So I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
13:01Oh my God, if Candy's guest is Tom's ex, Ariana, I would die.
13:07Let's bring them out, shall we?
13:21I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
13:25Oh, so let's bring them out, shall we?
13:31Playing with Tom Sandoval is long-time castmate, business partner, and other white guy, Tom Schwartz.
13:40Schwartz!
13:41What?
13:42There he goes!
13:43Yes!
13:45Dude, come here, man.
13:47Oh, good to see you, dude.
13:48What's up, old buddy?
13:49Schwartz and I have been like best friends forever.
13:51And we've worked together and been together through so many things.
13:55Leave him the f*** alone!
13:57He's a f***ing battered wife!
13:59Look at him!
14:02Dude, you're wearing those shoes I got you.
14:04I know.
14:06Tyson is...
14:07I'm so jealous.
14:08Good to see you, dude.
14:10What's up, gang?
14:11What's up?
14:12Is it cool meeting the other Tom?
14:14Um, yeah.
14:16I don't care.
14:17It's whatever.
14:17Playing with Tyson, his former tribe mate, and the other old guy, Jervis Peterson!
14:25Oh!
14:26Oh!
14:28I'm here!
14:30Bro!
14:31Jerv is a certified survivor legend.
14:35So good when it hits your lips.
14:38The coconut peanuts are back.
14:39We steamrolled our way all the way to the end of the game, and, uh, I won a million dollars.
14:46So, that was cool for me.
14:48Wow, Jervis an icon.
14:50How does it feel to be here?
14:51It feels great.
14:52I helped Tyson win a million.
14:53What's 200,000 more?
14:54Oh!
14:55Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
14:56And lastly, play with Christine, former co-worker and castmate, and co-caddy mean girl,
15:03Davina Potratz!
15:04Ah!
15:05Oh my god, yeah!
15:11I'm so excited to see Davina.
15:13Davina and I, we're both realtors.
15:15Thinking like, like a zebra here.
15:18The zebra?
15:18Yeah.
15:19So you walk in.
15:20Wait, you're gonna have a real live zebra?
15:21Yeah, like from Britney Spears' music video.
15:23The most beautiful animal in the whole entire world, just like, just hanging out.
15:27She's like the German version of me.
15:29Come over here.
15:29You know, she's a villain that doesn't have humor.
15:32Are we ready for today's challenge?
15:34I'm gonna go with yes.
15:36It's called Pipe Down.
15:40Here's how the challenge works.
15:42Together, you will race to guide a metal ring with two wrench handles through a twisty pipe maze.
15:49You'll have to be super focused because if your ring touches the pipe at any time, an alarm will go
15:56off.
15:57And our competing villain will get blasted by water.
16:00And you'll have to start over.
16:02First team to finish wins.
16:04And the competing villain will get off the hit list.
16:07100%.
16:08Yeah, we got this.
16:10I'm target number one in the house.
16:11Most everyone wants me out of this game.
16:13So it's do or die for me.
16:16Let me see the ring.
16:18Ah, my precious.
16:20Slower, I think, is better.
16:22For sure.
16:23Villains, are you ready?
16:25Woo!
16:26Three, two, one, go!
16:30That's it.
16:31Just take your time.
16:32Take your time.
16:34Jesus Christ.
16:36I am hoping that Christine and Davina win this challenge.
16:39I would love to see Tom and Tyson on the hit list campaigning against each other.
16:44Would this be their first lover's quarrel?
16:47This is insane.
16:48There's a current.
16:49It's like a magnet.
16:52There's something powerful happening here.
16:54There has to be a pattern for the way that the ions are running.
16:59You know what I'm saying?
17:00Like, what?
17:02Tom and Tyson.
17:03Oh, shit!
17:04Don't splash me!
17:05This is hard.
17:07Oh, fuck.
17:07That's my bad.
17:08That's my bad.
17:08Man, they suck over there.
17:10Let's get down on our knees when we get here.
17:11Yeah.
17:11Okay, cool.
17:12Yeah, let's do it.
17:15I got bottom.
17:16You got top.
17:21Just you be loose.
17:23You be loose.
17:23Oh, fuck.
17:26I like this.
17:28No, it's not bad.
17:30Easy.
17:31Easy.
17:34Are Tom and Tom making each other wet?
17:36I'm not saying that.
17:38I'm not saying that.
17:39New York will say that.
17:40Tyson is probably so jealous that Tom is making another guy wet.
17:46Not too hard.
17:47Don't pull too hard.
17:48Uh-oh.
17:49Watch out for Ebony and Ivory over there.
17:51They're making love to this pipe.
17:53Baby, Tyson and Jervis are killing it.
17:57Fuck, dude.
17:58Oh, Christine, slow and steady.
18:01Hold on.
18:01Stop.
18:02I said I didn't get my footing.
18:03Being tall isn't awesome all the time.
18:05Sure, I look great.
18:06Everyone respects me.
18:07But sometimes our backs ache.
18:10Oh, make it long, dip it slow.
18:13These old guys are pretty good.
18:14Come on, girls.
18:15Come on, girls.
18:15Come on, girls.
18:16You're coming.
18:17I can't push this.
18:18Christine and Davine are not far behind Tyson.
18:20I know they do eyeliners and shit.
18:22So their hands got to be steady.
18:25Come on, Christine.
18:26I need you to be Tyson so I can whack that motherfucker.
18:30It's easy.
18:31It's not.
18:31Tyson and Jervis, back to the beginning.
18:33Yes!
18:35Come on, Christine.
18:37They had us not over.
18:38Christine in the lead.
18:41Oh, poor Tom and Tom have not moved an inch.
18:44Good job.
18:45Good job.
18:45Look how fast they're going.
18:47Is it better or faster?
18:48I don't know.
18:50Oh, shit.
18:51Christine, back to square one.
18:53Baby, it is anyone's race at this point.
18:56A lot of pressure.
18:57Oh, my God.
18:58Just pay attention.
18:59Don't give up.
18:59You can do it.
19:00Are you trying to go faster?
19:01No, I'm not.
19:02Oh, baby, Tyson.
19:03The girlies are coming.
19:04They are right behind you.
19:05We're bye-bye-bye in sync on this.
19:10How are they doing over there?
19:12I'm so, so, so, so.
19:13I need you to help me lift.
19:15You good?
19:15Go.
19:16You got to go.
19:16Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
19:18Go a little faster.
19:19Nice and slow.
19:21Let's finish this strong.
19:25Oh, baby, we have a winner.
19:29Fuck.
19:29Let's get it.
19:31Yeah.
19:32Let's get it.
19:33I don't know.
19:34I won.
19:36Jervis and I pulled it off.
19:37Combined age, we're almost 100, which should be so embarrassing for the Toms and for Christine
19:44and whatever her friend's name is.
19:46Tom, Christine, I am so sorry, but it is time now to start sucking up to everyone and hope
19:52and pray that you make it past the next banishment.
19:55It's definitely not good to be on the hit list.
19:57I wouldn't say, like, I'm going to be campaigning, per se, but, yeah, I'm definitely going to talk
20:02with people and just kind of see where their head's at.
20:04Isn't that campaigning?
20:07Well, I guess it is campaigning, but, like, you know.
20:09Now, everyone, I'll be seeing you back at the house later on for a little party I'm throwing
20:15you.
20:16What?
20:16All right now, Candy.
20:18And yes, your friends are also invited.
20:21Yes.
20:22Oh, cute.
20:23Get the fuck out.
20:24Let's go.
20:25Out.
20:25I'll see you at the house.
20:26Bye.
20:28Not the best situation to put me at the mercy of people's votes.
20:31I'm fighting for my fucking life, but it's not over.
20:34It's time to go to work.
20:48Kate's giving, like, Nantucket vibes.
20:51I wish.
20:51You know?
20:52She goes to Nantucket.
20:53She gets lobster and stuff.
20:54You look like the, like, hamster, like, like, if you go to a hamster.
20:59Hamptons.
20:59Ham, that's what the hamptons is.
21:00Did I say this?
21:02Okay.
21:03That was an emotional.
21:04I'm sorry.
21:05I knew it.
21:06I'm losing my mind.
21:07I'm hungry.
21:08I knew it was a compliment with your tone, but I have to.
21:10I was waiting to understand how hamster was a compliment.
21:15You ready to party?
21:18Hello, village.
21:20What?
21:21What is this?
21:22Oh, my God.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:25Some troublemakers were throwing a house party, baby.
21:29No way, bro.
21:31What?
21:32Candy brought some friends, and they're not just the Hitler's friends.
21:35They're actually, like, our friends, too.
21:38What's up, PewDiePie?
21:39You look great.
21:40It's like a fucked up, chaotic support group for washed up reality TV stars.
21:44I definitely need a drink so I can start the thing.
21:47What's the worst that can happen?
21:50They went with my Bravo con outfit.
21:52That's hilarious.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:54A mob wife.
21:55How you doing?
21:55Nice to meet you.
21:56Oh, my God.
21:58Hey.
21:58I didn't know you.
22:00I am so shocked.
22:02I mean, shocked.
22:04I keep looking at you, right?
22:06You look so beautiful.
22:08I needed to, like, see one of my kids so bad, and she has no idea the power of her
22:14love,
22:15like, what it can do.
22:16I'm stumped right now.
22:18I gotta concentrate.
22:19Stop thinking of it, and I'll come to you.
22:21All right.
22:21Don't yell at me.
22:22Oh, my God.
22:24Oh, my daughter.
22:26Excuse me, guys.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:29I could jump up and down, like, I'm five years old.
22:31I'm not kidding.
22:32This is the best gift I have ever received.
22:35Are you hungry?
22:36I'm starving.
22:36Are you cooking?
22:38No, I'm not.
22:39Let's party!
22:42This is what I wanted to see.
22:43I'm at 100% home.
22:45It's supposed to be a fun house.
22:46Oh, shit.
22:46It's like a little rape house.
22:49Must have been Tom Sandoval's idea.
22:51Yeah, the hot box.
22:52Love the fog machine.
22:53Yeah.
22:53You want a traitor?
22:54I'm super villainy.
22:55Congrats.
22:56I am so happy to see Ben's familiar face.
23:01Ben's like family to me at this point.
23:02Who says it?
23:03The last dinner, mate.
23:05Let's not get crazy.
23:06I'm crazy.
23:06You know this.
23:07That's why I like you.
23:08I know, baby.
23:09I never know which Ben I'm going to get.
23:11I am 50 shades of Ben, I think.
23:14Finally, I have somebody here, even if only for a few hours,
23:18that I can talk shit with.
23:20You hate Tom Sandoval.
23:22That's the bod.
23:23Not bad.
23:23Yeah.
23:23You in shape?
23:24Yeah, I'm working out.
23:26Isn't he a sociologist?
23:28He's a narcissist.
23:29But they're usually intertwined.
23:32Did you know that this is Chef Fitt's second appearance
23:35on House of Illum?
23:36Next, for $40, ooh.
23:39A penis?
23:40That is a testicle.
23:42I did, because they asked me first and I denied it.
23:44I'm so happy you're here!
23:47I used to watch y'all growing up as a kid.
23:49No.
23:50Not to make you feel old or anything.
23:52I have no chance since forever.
23:55You got some lips already.
23:57You don't even mind no more.
23:59Chance, don't do that.
24:00Don't do that.
24:00Baby, you got some lips.
24:01No, Chance, how you gonna do that to me, though?
24:03I didn't.
24:04You did it to yourself.
24:05It's so good to see him, but Chance is looking like the sixth member of the village people.
24:11It's not turning me on.
24:13Miss Kate, we were roommates from the beginning.
24:16We're like Lucy and Ethel.
24:17Yeah.
24:18Which one do you think is still Lucy?
24:19Oh, well, that's a dangerous question.
24:22That might be Lucy.
24:23That might be Lucy.
24:24Ethel got sent.
24:26That's my bed.
24:27And I live with Barbie.
24:29Yes, of course.
24:29She looks like Barbie.
24:30She looks, acts, walks, talks, laughs, everything.
24:33She's Barbie.
24:33What do you think's been your edge here?
24:35Honestly being clueless.
24:37I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
24:39You're just like, that works in my favor.
24:40Y'all still here.
24:41We're still here.
24:42I like that.
24:43You answer to Tom or Schwartz or what's your...
24:45Usually Schwartz, but with brown people I don't know that well, Tom, I answer to...
24:49He used to call me Sandoval and Schwartz.
24:51Or Schwartz and Sandy, depending on who's hotter in the moment.
24:54Yeah.
24:54Yeah.
24:56If I make it to the final three, I think I'll win.
25:00Tom and Tyson are cooked, but everybody in the house wants to see him split up.
25:05Ah, is gone this week.
25:07But even if you go with him, it's not necessarily so bad.
25:11It's not, but I don't know.
25:13My brother, looking around, there's strong-ass females.
25:17You have to take the boys with you.
25:19Keep the big target in the game.
25:21I love Josh.
25:22We were ride or dies and we made it to the end on Big Brother.
25:24Don't try to get in my face.
25:25I can't stand him.
25:26I'm tired of holding back.
25:27Clearly they're both put on the block and they want to cause confrontation.
25:32So if you want to get all hot-headed and say, you pull, you pull, win, win, win, win, win.
25:38Loser.
25:39That's what he does.
25:40He stomps around here like he owns some place.
25:43I really value his opinion.
25:45So if he's telling me to keep the boys around as targets, then that's something that I probably
25:49need to consider.
25:50So you're telling me you're about to win this one, huh?
25:52Look at who I'm competing against.
25:53Oh my God, no, you're going to cook.
25:55I'm going to cook.
25:56So you guys want to go back on those shows?
25:57You guys are all, man.
25:59Survivor?
25:59Yeah.
26:02Sometimes, sometimes not.
26:03That's going to kill you, man.
26:04Anybody that can go out there and survive is a true stallionaire, man.
26:08I give him, I take my hat off to him, man.
26:09See, I was a big fan of that show.
26:11Let me say that.
26:11Yeah, that and then I led to Neckert and Afraid.
26:14Chance does talk a lot.
26:16You got to have land.
26:17You got to have acres.
26:17You got to see big.
26:18You got to think big.
26:19He likes to impart wisdom.
26:21Batman hung out with those people that turned on him.
26:24Just like the Green Gobbler and all that.
26:25You know what I mean?
26:26Does that mean something?
26:27Is that inspirational?
26:28I can't tell.
26:29Never forget that.
26:31Look at this island.
26:32Wow.
26:34So I have to ask because we're still on the hit list.
26:36How are you feeling?
26:38Not great.
26:38There's a lot of people that for some reason like don't like Tyson and I's friendship.
26:43There are four people that can vote.
26:45I know I got New York.
26:46I know I got Tyson.
26:47But I need to keep that tiebreaker vote from going to Kate.
26:52Oh, you're in the kitchen.
26:53Of course you are.
26:53You need fresh vegetables.
26:55And that person, I think, is Paul.
26:58I need Paul to not vote me out.
27:02What you have to do now is make fake promises.
27:05Well, I'm also, I can be very honest with them too.
27:08Yeah.
27:11Oh, thank you.
27:13What, you didn't want to cheers from me?
27:15Of course.
27:16Well, you need to be filled up.
27:17You need to look here with it.
27:18You need to look here with it.
27:19You act like I came through like on another level.
27:21All right.
27:22The rhythm and the bass and the bass and the treble, you need to look here with it.
27:26You know?
27:26Chance, I've got time to stay.
27:30Oh, God.
27:31You need to learn eye contact.
27:32At our challenge?
27:34I was like, stop pulling.
27:35And you're like, I'm not pulling.
27:36And I was like, what?
27:37So what is that?
27:38Like a current or something?
27:40A magnet?
27:41Something magnet.
27:42Current.
27:42What's the difference?
27:42You know this is hazardous.
27:44Uh, yeah.
27:46Two hour, two hour maximum.
27:48What is it?
27:49Let me know.
27:49I am so fucking pissed off with you.
27:51With me?
27:52Yeah.
27:53What?
27:53Because you're just giving your vote to Christine?
27:56I don't want time to go.
27:58Tyson is safe, so now my whole objective is to make sure that time is as equally safe.
28:06I'm protecting these white men, so, huh, you may as well call me Pocahontas.
28:11I don't want to come here.
28:14Did you miss me?
28:15Can we figure it out, me and you, later?
28:17Later, sure.
28:18Can we figure it out?
28:19No, no, no.
28:19Am I interrupting something?
28:20Stupid or crazy?
28:21She's over here, sir.
28:21I already told him.
28:22Oh, y'all talking serious business.
28:24Yeah, no, we talking business.
28:25No, I need you in on this.
28:26Well, here I come.
28:28You're a very open man.
28:29I am very open.
28:29You're a man of perception.
28:31And not one of deception.
28:32I thought if you got a decept at this show, you must decept.
28:36Like a decepticon.
28:40Who's watching our child, Ben?
28:44Are we going to the club?
28:46Going to the club.
28:48There's a lot of gaming going on tonight, but I'm just going to relax and have fun at this
28:51party.
28:52Strategy, we don't know her tonight.
28:59Woo!
29:01So that really is just a dance floor in there?
29:06Oh, you can't breathe in here after a while.
29:09Very smoky in here.
29:14Aaron's like talking.
29:15That was exhausting.
29:19Look at Kate and Paul.
29:21How am I having your work cut out for you?
29:23How are we going to work this?
29:24Maybe we can get Kate.
29:26If Paul doesn't vote with us, then he's going to cause a tie vote, which will give the power
29:31back to Kate to do the tiebreaker, which means we need to get on Kate's good side.
29:36I love you so much, too.
29:38I love you.
29:39It's a thing.
29:41Everybody does.
29:42I know.
29:43So did I.
29:44And they put that envelope under the chair, you know?
29:47You don't want him to go.
29:48Do you want to go in his place?
29:49Anything can happen to me.
29:51I'd be fine with it.
29:52You should volunteer as tribute.
29:54Be like, I will take your place, Tom.
29:55I'll go home.
29:56If you feel that strongly about it.
29:59Well, Kate, don't be nasty to me because I'm not.
30:01No, you are.
30:02You are being nasty to me because I didn't say it like that.
30:04I'm just saying out of him and Christine.
30:06I'm not even a.
30:07This is not the first time New York's been mad at me, but this is the first time I haven't
30:10just taken it.
30:11Oh, I can't stand that bitch.
30:12Fuck her.
30:13Fuck her with a long, sick dick.
30:15She did not like that.
30:16She did not see it coming, and she did not handle it well.
30:20What was that all about?
30:21Don't play in my face when I'm coming to you talking about a young man.
30:26I didn't say I wanted to keep him safe.
30:27I said I didn't say I wanted to not keep him safe.
30:30Who you talking about?
30:31I just said he didn't want to go home.
30:33And then the motherfuckers talking about, do you want to stand in this place?
30:36I'm not even up, so that's disrespectful.
30:38So I don't have to fucking talk to you.
30:40Who the hell are you talking about?
30:41Kate!
30:42Oh!
30:43There!
30:43Over there.
30:44That's who I'm fucking talking about.
30:46She's just mad that I stopped sleeping in her bed.
30:49I don't give a fuck.
30:50Okay.
30:51This man wants to stay safe, and that's all I motherfucking said.
30:55So for you to ask me if I want to stand in his place, that's a bullshit.
30:58Is this really happening?
30:59Oh, yeah.
31:00Come on.
31:00The family's here.
31:01Don't even speak to me.
31:02I don't give a fuck about you staying in my room.
31:04We're just trying to have a nice night.
31:05Are you serious?
31:06What happened to the Lucy and Ethel?
31:09They dead!
31:20What happened to the Lucy and Ethel?
31:22They dead!
31:24They all dried out, and just like the relationship is.
31:28And the story, and beginning of story.
31:30The fact that New York can have a fight at a family event is incredible.
31:34It don't matter no more.
31:35I'm sorry you had to see this.
31:37Because bitches are fake as fuck!
31:39Do you regret not putting New York on the hit list?
31:42I didn't put New York on the hit list because I'm stupid.
31:48These people don't care!
31:49Ooh, exciting television.
31:51So this is what I am doing now.
31:53Thank you for visiting.
31:54This was like the best surprise for me.
31:58It's so hard without you guys.
32:00Now we miss you too.
32:00And Giselle going to college.
32:02I'll be honest.
32:03In the beginning, I was like, I don't think I'm going to do good on this show.
32:07I was like, I can't be like a lion scheming fucking...
32:12You can't be fake if you tried.
32:15That's my problem.
32:16It's not in you.
32:17Right!
32:18Never was.
32:20Aaliyah's reminding me why I am here.
32:22I have never done anything alone.
32:24I've always been in a relationship.
32:26I was married forever, but now I'm going through a divorce.
32:31So this is so empowering for me because I'm doing it alone.
32:35And I'm going to make my daughters proud.
32:37Hey, listen.
32:37I'm manifesting you, Wyn.
32:40Please manifest this, Wyn.
32:42Shorts, how's the valley going?
32:45I'm in North Hollywood.
32:46Let's play a little game.
32:48Can you play a game real quick?
32:49I love games!
32:50Let's play a game.
32:51I'm talking to the people that live in this house.
32:53Who in here do you trust the least?
32:55Ooh!
32:57Now would be your time to say Tom.
33:01I thought you want some friendly shit.
33:03Say like, who do you not rock with?
33:05I'll go first.
33:06The person I trust the least is Tom.
33:09Oh!
33:11You really don't trust me?
33:12Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
33:13You really don't trust me?
33:15I've been open and honest with Kate,
33:19and she's going to say that she trusts me the least?
33:24Who the fuck got a problem with Tom?
33:26Speak now.
33:27I did.
33:28That's why I put him on the hit list.
33:29I don't know.
33:30Come back there.
33:31Cheer real big.
33:32You're mad because you accidentally came across the letter,
33:35and I didn't get a chance to fucking tell you yet,
33:37but you had every opportunity to not just sit there
33:40and throw it over the balcony
33:41and go hide under your covers
33:43and pray for it to go away.
33:44Tyson put it under a chair.
33:46No, that was hours later.
33:47Is this a metaphor or a literal metaphor?
33:49No, like an envelope.
33:51Oh, I thought it was a metaphor.
33:53I'm sorry you're confused.
33:54And you like blame me for it.
33:56I gave you a heads up.
33:57You did nothing.
33:58I did nothing, and I won.
34:00That's great.
34:01And then I nominated you.
34:02That's fine.
34:03That's great.
34:03But like, that doesn't make me untrustworthy.
34:06What do you want from me?
34:08I don't even vote tomorrow.
34:10You're a tiebreaker.
34:12If you're worried I'm the tiebreaker,
34:14that was not helpful.
34:16Nobody ever accused Tom Sandoval
34:17of being too smart.
34:19I'd like you to walk away now,
34:20if you don't mind.
34:21I'm going to get a drink, though.
34:22This is the only bar.
34:24I'm sure you can order one from that side.
34:26Whatever, Kate.
34:28Hey, man, can I get a Diet Coke?
34:30I want to live in a mansion like this,
34:32but I want an elevator.
34:34Oh, she was a nasty.
34:36She was and still is the nastiest person
34:39I've ever made in my life.
34:41Tom.
34:42Yeah?
34:42Your last defeat
34:44is in your final defeat.
34:46You got this.
34:48Yeah?
34:49Yeah.
34:50No?
34:50Maybe.
34:51I read it on the wall down there.
34:53Oh, really?
34:54No, I'm just kidding.
34:55I'm like...
34:56Look, Schwartz and I,
34:57we're not quite as close as we once were.
35:02Don't tell Tyson I was in the super bed.
35:04The restaurant Schwartz and Sandy's
35:06was a lot of pressure,
35:07a lot of money,
35:07and, you know,
35:09it's just closed down.
35:11And it's, uh,
35:12it's been tough.
35:13I did bring my pocket trumpet.
35:15Play something uplifting.
35:17You know,
35:17I'll always love Schwartz
35:19and we'll always be friends.
35:50I'll always love Schwartz.
35:50With my eyes closed,
35:51I felt like I was in New Orleans
35:53at Jazz Fest.
35:54Nice.
35:55Yeah, you still got it.
35:56You want a s'more?
35:57This is so much sugar.
35:59I feel my hips widening.
36:01I want this to be right for you,
36:02too, at the same time.
36:03See, it can catch sometimes.
36:05Oh, my God!
36:07Oh, my God!
36:08We're not done,
36:09but this is, like,
36:10crunch time now.
36:11Yeah, but you like me more
36:12than you did.
36:14Well, I always liked it.
36:15I never said I disliked you.
36:17There's a big difference.
36:18You're not on my team.
36:20I love Messi.
36:21He's one of my favorite
36:21players of all time.
36:22When I'm playing him,
36:23I hate him.
36:25Drita, this is the most
36:25you've opened up around me,
36:27I think.
36:28For real.
36:29Usually, I'll go in,
36:30I'll be like,
36:30hey, Drita, how's your day?
36:31How's your morning?
36:32And she's like, good,
36:33and then, like, walks away.
36:35And I'm like, okay,
36:36I tried.
36:37I don't know.
36:38I want you out!
36:39Oh, okay.
36:41I love you, Papa, Susanna.
36:43You're ready to get
36:44the fuck out this house.
36:45What a shame.
36:47They have to leave.
36:48This house of love
36:49got people not showing love.
36:50Oh, I said house of love.
36:51This house of villains.
36:53Partying is such sweet sorrow.
36:55Bye.
36:57Bye.
36:58Take care.
36:59Good luck.
36:59Good luck.
37:00Thank you so much.
37:01Come here, man.
37:03All in all, this party
37:04was pretty weird,
37:05but we got some entertainment
37:06in some drama and fights,
37:08even though it was
37:08for my allies.
37:10And now,
37:11I just have to clean up
37:12the mess they made.
37:13Love y'all.
37:14Bye.
37:14Drive safe.
37:15What a bunch of assholes.
37:17Yeah, I'm thinking
37:18the same thing, Paul.
37:19Fucking hell.
37:20Can someone grab my phone?
37:22Dude, Josh is fucking awesome, man.
37:24He's a sweetheart.
37:25And you guys need to know
37:26that I locked in with Josh day one
37:27and we made it to the end
37:28because that's the kind
37:29of person that I am.
37:30I mean, that's how you get
37:32further is by locking in.
37:35I think this is the best way
37:36for each of us individually
37:38to get further.
37:39I am genuinely thinking about it.
37:42These men are solid, Paul.
37:44I can vouch for them.
37:45I took that tarantula
37:47to my face for you
37:48because I can vouch for you
37:50in the same ways
37:51that I can vouch
37:52for both of these men.
37:53I owe you.
37:54We owe you.
37:56Collectively.
37:56Collectively.
37:57Even though tonight
37:58was an absolute disaster,
38:01surprisingly,
38:01I'm feeling pretty good
38:03about my chances of staying.
38:04I think this is like
38:06a good move for you
38:08in the game.
38:09And I'm telling you, Paul,
38:12this is your opportunity
38:14to not only save my fucking ass
38:16and have me fucking owe you,
38:18but also like
38:19be a fucking hero.
38:20Big time.
38:23Wrong words.
38:24Wrong words, Tom.
38:25Ooh, it's gonna make you a hero
38:27on a show called
38:28The House of Villains.
38:29When I talk about you,
38:30I'll be like,
38:31fucking Paul,
38:32fucking,
38:33he,
38:34he fucking stuck up for me.
38:36He,
38:36he fucking had my back.
38:37You're even fucking stupider
38:39than I thought.
38:39I appreciate the frank conversation.
38:41I'm here to be the best
38:42fucking supervillain out there,
38:44so I don't want to be a hero.
38:46I'm a fucking villain.
38:47I'm gonna think about it
38:48and I'm gonna pull y'all.
38:49Yeah.
38:49I'm gonna talk to y'all.
38:50Okay.
38:50Listen, I won't blindside anyone.
39:06God, I love this door.
39:08I love my door.
39:10I lost my Sprite.
39:13Tom has one of my setting powders,
39:15but I'm just gonna let him
39:16have it as a partying gift.
39:18I'm fucking dead.
39:19Christina and I have a good relationship,
39:21but I don't think she's done
39:22any campaigning at all.
39:24You're on the hit list.
39:27Hello?
39:28Did we forget?
39:30I stink.
39:31I'm gonna go wash up.
39:32I, I...
39:39Finished another Sudoku, bro.
39:41Nice.
39:42You know, one thing I can say to Kate,
39:44good luck mopping your way
39:45to the finish line.
39:47With your Mr. Burns energy.
39:51Mr. Burns.
39:53Feeling pretty confident
39:54that Tom comes back in,
39:55but if Tom exits,
39:58I will...
39:59Big vengeance on this house.
40:03Meow.
40:04You're not gonna exit, though, dude.
40:06I know.
40:07I do, though.
40:08Didn't that be funny?
40:09Yeah.
40:09It would be hilarious.
40:12I don't mean to beat a dead horse,
40:15but it's Tom, so I will.
40:17Fuck him.
40:18Our friends weren't involved in the game,
40:20so I didn't really appreciate
40:22Tom making such a scene.
40:24I don't blame you.
40:24You had every opportunity
40:26to not just sit there
40:27and throw it over the balcony
40:29and go hide under your covers
40:30and pray for it to go away.
40:32Yeah, it was the wrong place.
40:34For sure.
40:35You think?
40:45I don't feel like you have to back.
40:47I don't either.
40:48But...
40:48I told her...
40:49I still have to.
40:49Making her.
40:50Yeah.
40:50You know, be a good...
40:51A good game player.
40:53Last time I was up against Jackie,
40:55I almost went home,
40:56so, yeah, I'm nervous,
40:57but I don't need to ask Kiss.
40:59I don't need to campaign.
41:01I'm not gonna be like Tom.
41:02I think I have enough people voting for me,
41:04so I don't want them
41:05to see me looking nervous.
41:06It'll be nice to get ahead of it
41:08because you brought a lot.
41:09Yeah.
41:09Yeah.
41:11It's gotta be a good sport, you know?
41:13You know, it's very different,
41:14like, when you live in L.A., right?
41:16And you see all the men in L.A.,
41:17and you're like,
41:17you know,
41:18like, it's just different.
41:20They're just...
41:20The men are different.
41:21I'm from Texas.
41:22They're, like, menly men.
41:23Like, you know what I mean?
41:24Yes.
41:24Yeah.
41:26Oh, come on, dude.
41:28Villains, time to get ready
41:29for your next banishment ceremony.
41:31You have one hour.
41:34So then, yeah, I got his number,
41:36and then we went on a date.
41:37Dude.
41:38Who am I kidding?
41:38It's Tom and Christine up there.
41:40I'll see you in six hours.
41:44I've been working my ass off.
41:48I feel pretty good about Paul,
41:50but I'm gonna talk to Drita.
41:52I'm gonna continue working on Kate,
41:54and I am not going to stop
41:57until I absolutely have to,
41:59and then I'm still gonna keep going.
42:03All right, what am I doing right now?
42:05Oh, my lips.
42:06Oh, my lips.
42:06Please don't send me home, Drita.
42:09I want to fucking be here.
42:10All right, so talk to me.
42:12So, um,
42:15I know Christine's your girl.
42:18All right.
42:19I'm ready.
42:20Do you think she wants to be here
42:21as much as you?
42:22I know.
42:23There's no way.
42:24I don't think she understands, like,
42:27what's going on, like, fully.
42:29Let's take Christine out of the equation.
42:33When did you ever come up to me, Tom,
42:34to make an alliance?
42:36Never.
42:36Now your ass is on the line,
42:38and you need me.
42:39I think part of her thinks
42:40that there's not gonna be an elimination.
42:42I know that.
42:43Something's definitely going on.
42:45Barbie and Ken are both on the hit list right now,
42:47and tonight,
42:48I'm gonna weaken Tyson
42:50by chucking Ken's ass in the trash.
42:54This might be a tie.
42:56If it's a tie, it's going to Kate.
42:57How do you think Kate feels about you?
42:59I don't know.
43:00I'm gonna ask her.
43:01Go ask her now.
43:02Get that out of the way,
43:03because you don't have a lot of time.
43:04All right.
43:04Hi, Barbie.
43:05Bye, Ken.
43:07Thanks for making me look pretty.
43:11Come in.
43:14It's okay.
43:15Hi, Tom.
43:15Hi.
43:17What's going on?
43:18Nothing.
43:22I really don't want to go home.
43:30If there's a tie in the vote,
43:32it's gonna come down to you.
43:37That's true.
43:41Would you rather have me here,
43:42or would you rather have Christine?
43:45I'll have to think about it.
43:49I'm doing everything that I can.
43:50I just don't want to go home.
43:52I know you're trying so hard.
43:53I know whatever happened, happened.
43:56Yeah.
43:56I can't go back and change it.
43:58You can't.
43:58But I'm asking you to please let me stay here.
44:01I'm asking you.
44:04All right.
44:05I'll see you soon.
44:07I could be the reason Tom stays or goes,
44:10and he might be useful to me in this game.
44:12So tonight,
44:13he just has to give me the best apology of his life
44:16and convince me to keep him in this way.
44:28You have my vote, 1,000%.
44:31Yeah.
44:32Yeah.
44:33Yeah.
44:33Yeah.
44:36There's a lot going on in here.
44:38I'm not gonna lie.
44:41I feel really good right now.
44:44But I'm not gonna stop trying.
44:47Like, I am not going quietly in the night.
44:50I hate this house.
44:52I love this house.
44:53I hate this house.
44:54I love this house.
44:56Bro.
44:57I think you're gonna be good, bro.
44:59Tom Tyson in New York have made me a pretty enticing offer.
45:02Not gonna lie,
45:03it's promising me the whole world,
45:05and I'm considering it.
45:07Let's just see how it goes.
45:08Okay.
45:09Let's lock in after today
45:11and have conversations, okay?
45:12Okay.
45:13And figure it out.
45:14Okay.
45:14Hello, villains.
45:15Go to the secret bookcase
45:18that everybody knows about.
45:19I'm not even super villain,
45:21but it seems like I have more power right now
45:24than everybody else in the house.
45:25This is fucking awesome.
45:27Oh, how the tables have turned.
45:32Oh, hi.
45:33Hello.
45:34Yeah.
45:35Welcome.
45:35Oh, yeah.
45:36It's Joel McHale.
45:38Yeah, look at you.
45:39Wow.
45:39And Tyson, great coat.
45:43Okay, villains.
45:44Welcome back to the stronghold
45:47for your fourth banishment ceremony.
45:49Tonight, it's a battle between two masters
45:52of applying and wearing makeup.
45:55It's Sandoval
45:56versus whatever Christine's last name is.
46:01Kate, you are the supervillain.
46:04Please take your throne.
46:11Tom, Christine,
46:14you are up for banishment.
46:16Please stand in front of your chairs.
46:22Guys, the rest of the villains
46:23are about to vote
46:25to banish one of you from the house.
46:29It is time to make your final pleas.
46:31I think we all know
46:33who is competitive
46:36in this house.
46:38It is not I.
46:40Not I have won
46:41even one challenge
46:43even when I try.
46:46I don't know what the fuck
46:47Christine is saying.
46:48Like, who died
46:49and made her Dr. Seuss?
46:51I'm not good at challenges,
46:53but I will have your back
46:56and I will get you waters at night
46:57and make you coffee and shit.
46:59That's all I got right now.
47:00Oh, my God, I have pockets.
47:02Oh, hey.
47:04It's so convenient.
47:06Tom, if you could find
47:08some hidden pockets
47:09that would really tie
47:10this whole moment together.
47:12Do you have a final plea?
47:15Look, to be honest,
47:16like, I was not super excited
47:18about doing this show
47:19like I was for Special Forces
47:20or whatever,
47:21but this is probably
47:23my favorite experience yet.
47:25Do I think I'm going to win this?
47:27I doubt it,
47:28but I really do want
47:29to be here, guys.
47:30And, um, Kate,
47:32I'm sorry for anything
47:33I've done to you,
47:34including yelling
47:35at you last night.
47:36I apologize for that.
47:38And, uh,
47:39but I've really enjoyed
47:40my time with you.
47:41I enjoyed our outing.
47:42And overall, like,
47:44I think you're dope.
47:46All right, everyone.
47:47It is time to vote.
47:50Trita, you are first.
47:51First up for voting.
47:58Bye, Tom.
47:59Tom, Christine,
48:00it is time to sit
48:01in your fancy little chairs.
48:03Please come back to me,
48:04sweet baby Tom Sandoval.
48:08Adios, Christine.
48:09Hopefully I did enough work.
48:11I really hope they vote Christine out.
48:14There's two beauties before me,
48:15but one had too much filler.
48:17See you later, Christine.
48:19I really hope they vote Tom out.
48:23Hmm.
48:31If I survive tonight's banishment,
48:33I am coming back
48:34to the house of villains
48:35and I am ready.
48:38I don't know.
48:39What do I say?
48:39I'm getting ready to...
48:43Make it to the end.
48:44Yeah, that's perfect.
48:45That's perfect.
48:46All right, guys,
48:47the votes are in.
48:49The fifth villain
48:51to be banished from the house
48:56is...
48:58We don't know.
48:59It's a tie.
49:03It is a tie.
49:04So that means
49:05for the first time
49:06in House of Villains history,
49:08the supervillain
49:09gets to break the tie.
49:11We're at the point of the game
49:12where people are starting
49:13to think about
49:13who they want to be
49:14at the final three with.
49:16So I've got Christine over here.
49:18Christine's not made
49:19any enemies in the house,
49:21unlike Tom.
49:22But if I save Tom tonight,
49:24I don't think Tom and Tice
49:26are going to separate their beds.
49:28I'm not really sure
49:29what I'm going to do.
49:30So...
49:37So...
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