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00:01One of the most important skills doctors learn is how to keep their emotions in check.
00:05We call this skill Dr. Face.
00:07So during your son's surgery, we found a tumor. I'm so sorry.
00:13I wouldn't say the newbies were nailing it yet.
00:16It's about being professional.
00:23My Dr. Face had gotten better and better over the years.
00:27You've got something on your face, Asher.
00:30Looks like it's Amara.
00:31Nothing could rattle me.
00:33I'm not invited to the barbecue, but it's our tradition.
00:37J.D., we did it for 16 years. That's hardly a tradition.
00:40Oh, really? Then why did we record this last year?
00:43We're writing a prescription for our barbecue tradition.
00:47Yep.
00:47I'm already wishing for next year's edition of our barbecue tradition.
00:52Tradition.
00:55Okay, fine. Carla wants to do it with Elliot and Wes this year.
00:58You get it, buddy.
01:00Then you go to her and you fight for me.
01:01I'm not strong enough, J.D.
01:03She's going through menopause.
01:05She's having mood swings, night sweats, day sweats.
01:07She's always wearing sweats.
01:09I'm starting to avoid her.
01:10Hey, have you seen Turk?
01:11Danny's right.
01:14I haven't seen him.
01:18Oh, you just materialized. You're like Merlin.
01:22I've gotten good.
01:23I see you.
01:25I ain't mad at the back either.
01:26Okay. Okay.
01:28We're super excited about the barbecue.
01:30Wes is bringing something called Pilot's Booty.
01:33It's first class warm nuts mixed with coach pretzels.
01:37Oh, you could just bring ice.
01:39We'll figure out something else to bring.
01:40Save your Pilot's Booty for me.
01:43Good night.
01:46Another hot flash?
01:47Just shut up and fan me.
01:48I guess Carla wanted to hide her menopause, but it wasn't going to be easy.
01:55Doctor faces, everyone.
01:57Doctor faces.
02:11I've been thinking we should spend more time together.
02:14You know, really water the garden of our friendship.
02:16You're not coming to the barbecue, JD.
02:18Oh, is that happening?
02:18Our longstanding tradition of smoking meat and making memories that last a lifetime?
02:23I wasn't even thinking about it.
02:25Seriously, it's not about that.
02:27I just, I miss you.
02:29Don't be sweet with me right now.
02:30I can't handle it.
02:32Okay, it's okay.
02:32Don't touch me.
02:33Okay.
02:36Mr. Butler, I'm Dr. Dorian.
02:39I'm sorry, is that ranch dressing?
02:41I brought my own from home.
02:42I'm kind of a ranch snob.
02:43Mr. Butler, if you don't make some serious lifestyle changes,
02:47you're going to suffer through bypass surgery for no reason.
02:50But I am making lifestyle changes.
02:51I take vitamins every day.
02:53I walk every day.
02:54I'm down to a jug a week.
02:56I'm putting in the work.
02:56Listen, I know making lifestyle changes is hard,
02:59but we're going to take this one step at a time.
03:01Something just as important as Dr. Face is nurse voice.
03:05And Carla was the best.
03:09Guys, we did everything we could.
03:11This was a high-risk case.
03:12Yeah, but that doesn't make telling the family any easier.
03:15And yet, you are so good at it.
03:18Actually, Deshauna, you're going to be the one to tell the Garcia family that he passed away.
03:22Oh, come on, man.
03:23Now, you know I'm not good at this.
03:25Hey, other people's feelings just bring up a lot of, you know.
03:29Feelings?
03:30Yes.
03:31Look, I'm not a crier.
03:32Okay, I'm not even a hugger.
03:33Oh.
03:34Even in high school basketball, my coach told me to bring it in.
03:37Never did.
03:39Well, you're just like me.
03:41Hey, come on, twin.
03:42No, no, it was a bad thing.
03:44I needed to work on it, and so do you.
03:45Look, that family is hurting.
03:47You need to step up and be there for them.
03:53Because that's the job.
03:57Even some of the old pros could struggle with Dr. Face.
04:01I am Mariah Carey.
04:03Don't look at me!
04:06But Elliot had other things on her mind.
04:09Carla, Wes just texted the funniest thing.
04:12It was not funny.
04:14All right, yeah.
04:14I get it, cockpit means two things.
04:17Classic, right?
04:19Wait, do you not like him?
04:21I mean, I don't really know him yet, but I'm sure he's perfectly fine.
04:26Elliot's relationship wasn't the only one under scrutiny.
04:30Shaggy.
04:33I really do need some gauze.
04:35Sorry.
04:37Bye.
04:40Okay, any time you have a hot flash,
04:44ice cream in the morgue is our new go-to.
04:48I'm just glad you're finally talking about the change.
04:51Call it that one more time,
04:52you're going to find yourself in one of those drawers.
04:54I'm not Teen Wolf.
04:55Carla as Teen Wolf?
04:58Don't get distracted.
04:59She needs you.
05:00Hey, tell me.
05:02What's been going on?
05:05It's been so hard, J.D.
05:07I'm anxious.
05:08I'm moody.
05:09I can't sleep.
05:10I'm finding hair in the strangest places.
05:12I'll bet you are.
05:14Hey.
05:15Sorry.
05:16You know what really sucks?
05:17I'm doing everything that I used to at home and at work.
05:20I always feel like I'm coming up short.
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:24I hate aging.
05:25Well, if it makes you feel any better,
05:27the only thing longer than my father's earlobes
05:30were his testicles.
05:32So I've got that coming for me.
05:35You know, that does make me feel better.
05:38Please don't make me do this.
05:39I want to cut stuff, but not talk to families.
05:42I'll just be a butcher.
05:44Deshawn, I'm going to give you some advice
05:45that's gotten me through some really hard times.
05:49The only way to grow is to face challenges
05:52that seem beyond your strength.
05:54That's on the poster behind me, isn't it?
05:56It is.
05:57Put your doctor face on and get in there.
06:03Um, Mrs. Garcia, I am so sorry.
06:07We did everything we could.
06:10Your husband didn't make it.
06:14It's just so hard.
06:15He worked all the time.
06:17He was such a good dad.
06:22It feels like you guys could just
06:24hug each other now.
06:26No.
06:27No, no, no.
06:28You guys are in great hands.
06:30Take all the time you need.
06:39For some reason, Amara really reminded me of myself.
06:49Give me a hug.
06:50Uh-uh.
06:51Let me guess.
06:51You've been kissing Asher again?
06:53That's the craziest thing I've ever done.
06:55And now that I've got a taste
06:56of this crazy girl lifestyle, I want more.
06:58I want to try sushi, pole dancing.
07:00I want to flash a trucker, and, uh...
07:02Okay, look, I love this for you,
07:04but you still live with your aunt.
07:06So you might want to stay off the pole.
07:08Maybe try going out with us on a Saturday night
07:11instead of making pasta and watching
07:12the Great British bake off with her.
07:13You're right.
07:14We're going out on Saturday night.
07:16We're going out on Saturday night.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18On Saturday night.
07:19Hey, we're going out on Saturday night.
07:21So, shades inside, huh?
07:24Cool.
07:25Looks like we're going to get you started
07:26on IV antibiotics for your cellulitis.
07:29What you are going to get started on
07:32is this list.
07:34And this dressing room is unacceptable.
07:40Baby, you was falling asleep again.
07:42Again?
07:43What does that mean, again?
07:44You're always saying again.
07:45I wasn't nothing.
07:45I'll just be talking sometimes.
07:47I have an energy boost smoothie
07:49for the hardest working woman in the hospital.
07:51I call it the mango pause.
07:56It's funny.
07:56Yeah, it's so funny.
07:58I've got to get some more napkins
08:00for my armpits.
08:01Okay.
08:02Would you like to borrow some of my thunder
08:04since I stole all of yours?
08:06J.D., I'm going to tell you something right now.
08:08You sound like that guy
08:09who went to go live with the grizzly bears.
08:10At first, he was like,
08:11I'm a grizzly man.
08:12They love me.
08:13And then one day, they tore his ass up.
08:14Don't hate me just because I understand women.
08:17You know, I should really teach a course
08:19for less enlightened guys like you.
08:21I could call it,
08:22Hey, man, pause.
08:23Ha, ha.
08:24Turk, you can still eat sweet barbecue sauce
08:27with your diabetes, right?
08:29Yeah.
08:30I mean, I got my pod.
08:31I can dose insulin from my phone
08:33for any meal I want.
08:34Then we have some big news.
08:36Wes is flying a pair of lungs
08:37to save a smoker in Kansas City.
08:39And then I'm stopping at a smoker in Kansas City
08:41to pick you up the best brisket in the country.
08:46Wow, that's really nice.
08:48Wow.
08:48Thank you, Wes.
08:49It's okay, Turk.
08:50You can be happy
08:50even though I'm not invited to the barbecue.
08:53Kansas City brisket, here we come.
08:55Let's go.
08:56I'm going to put a hex on his belly.
08:58Where is my witchcraft workbook?
09:01So, Turk seemed excited.
09:03Most meat makes Turk excited.
09:06Three of our daughters
09:07are because they kept bringing back the McRib.
09:10Carla, do you like Wes or not?
09:12Honestly, I thought your first fling
09:14would be a lot more exciting.
09:16He flies a plane in the sky.
09:19Yeah.
09:20You think that'd be more interesting?
09:22Hmm.
09:24I have something to show you
09:25behind this curtain.
09:27Hmm.
09:30So, when I told my dad about us,
09:32he said that when you really like someone,
09:33you should do something for them
09:34every day to let them know.
09:36His name is Asher Bear.
09:39You told your dad about us?
09:41Mm-hmm.
09:42It's been less than a week.
09:43We haven't even made out in real clothes yet.
09:45Well, that's long enough for me
09:46to know how I feel about you.
09:48Yeah, yeah.
09:50Yeah, when I visualized this moment,
09:52there was more kissing
09:52and less backing away.
09:54That sounds...
09:56Yeah.
09:57Yeah.
09:59When you open your locker,
10:00there may be an eruption of flowers.
10:02Please disregard.
10:04Deshauna,
10:05I'm gonna be honest with you.
10:06You failed the Garcia family big time.
10:08But good news,
10:10you get to retake the test.
10:11Okay, retake the test?
10:12Mrs. Garcia knows he's dead.
10:14I made that very clear.
10:16Remember when the Garcia family
10:17was saying how he was always away working?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Yeah, what he was working on
10:21was hiding his second family.
10:24Ooh, second family.
10:25This is my favorite kind of hospital gossip.
10:28Second only to when the baby
10:29come out the wrong color.
10:30Mm.
10:32Oh, God, I cannot believe this.
10:34Me neither.
10:35Mr. Garcia was not cute.
10:38Fresh Flowers Fruit Bowl Perrier.
10:40Who does she think she is?
10:42Mariah Carey.
10:43She was very clear.
10:45She suffers from psychosis.
10:47Like, you gotta treat the whole patient.
10:49Even if that means supporting some
10:51of her delusions.
10:53What?
10:54How am I supposed to do that?
10:56Look, Blake,
10:58you're the best intern in this place.
11:00You'll figure it out.
11:01Oh, the best?
11:03Really?
11:04Ha!
11:04See how good that made you feel?
11:06Support the delusion.
11:08Being kind is part of being the best, Blake.
11:14How come I only have two patients?
11:16Oh, child, Dr. Dorian asked us
11:19to cut your workload into what you can handle.
11:20Yeah, we got you, baby.
11:22The way you carried us
11:23when we first came on,
11:24we're gonna carry you now.
11:25Mm, hallelujah.
11:26Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
11:33Observe, Turk.
11:34What's possible
11:35if you stop running from Carla's needs
11:37and start anticipating them?
11:39Hey.
11:41How dare you but no Carla can't handle being a nurse anymore. Carla's a failure at everything. Yeah, man
11:48How dare you Carla? I was just trying to help you're overreacting. It's probably just the hormones
11:54Just the hormones
12:02You better give me back my patience because I was here on your first date and I can sure as
12:07hell make this you last
12:22I know just how to fix this
12:26Carla, I'm really sorry. I'll give you all your patience back. I didn't mean do it. Oh, no, she's Dominican
12:34mad
12:34I wonder what testiculose mean
12:38Okay, Manny, how are we? Oh, dude, come on. You gotta be kidding me. We talked about this
12:44Sorry, every time I eat it. I'm sitting at my grandma's table. She's to put it on everything
12:50It's part of my life and I can't let go of it if only Carla wasn't mad at me and
12:55could use her nurse voice
12:57Maybe I could give it a shot. You know Manny I get the connection to grandma's I
13:03I remember having pollo and plantains with my abuela and her testiculos. Nope, that felt wrong. I'll be back
13:19And you say this fast because I'm nervous I'm having so much fun with you, but I don't think we're
13:24on the same page
13:25I mean, you know, I haven't done a lot as an adult
13:27I haven't even tried sushi and you probably had sushi with a bunch of people while I have had a
13:31lot of sushi
13:32It was meaningful sushi with just a few people actually I'm talking about actual sushi
13:38I mean, there's a lot of things. I haven't done. I just want to keep it cash
13:42Yeah, I'm glad you said it first. Yeah, let's keep this fun and meaningless and empty totally won't accept a
13:48lot of fun
13:49I'll see you later then. Yeah, well, maybe you won't I don't care. I'm so glad we talked
13:59I
13:59Look I know it's hard to say goodbye
14:11You know what go ahead be mad. I don't care anymore
14:17I am not good at that and I never will be
14:22You know what? I am good at surgery and that is my job. It's not crying. It's not hugs. Why
14:28are you grinning?
14:29Because when I hear you talk all I hear is stupid 25 year old me
14:33All you're missing is the tracksuit and the gold chains. Yeah, I got them both
14:38Deshaunna this is part of the job
14:40Come on if you can't do this here. How are you expecting to do this for the people in your
14:43life?
14:43Well, I don't have emotionally needy people in my life
14:47Who put this here?
14:49Why is everybody against me?
14:54You will young Turk you will
14:59Baby
15:06How's it going? Your wife is dead some aging incompetent bitch has taken her place. Don't you talk about my
15:14wife that way
15:17It's true
15:18Mm-hmm
15:20You know this job was always hard
15:24But it was always fun
15:27Now
15:30It's just hard
15:31I can't keep up
15:34Finally
15:37Interesting choice of last words
15:38I should finish
15:39You've always been smarter than me stronger than me
15:44When I was that cocky ass intern
15:47You always had my back
15:50Now for the first time you actually need me
15:53And I get to be there for you
15:57I love you
15:58I know
16:01Okay, get off me. I'm hot
16:03You guys will always have each other and I'm super happy
16:05But I just want to remind you that I might die alone
16:07You're not coming to the barbecue JD
16:09Damn it
16:10Alright, I hope this is all up to your standards
16:13That's much better
16:15Now it looks nice for when my family comes to see me
16:17Great
16:18I hope they come
16:23I haven't seen my family in so long
16:25And there it was
16:26The slippery slope of kindness
16:29I hope they come too
16:32Maybe if I put on a concert
16:33And I'd obviously need backup dancers
16:36Of course
16:38I'll see what I can do, Miss Carrie
16:41Hey, Manny
16:42Nurse Espinosa has something she needs to tell you
16:45Oh, no, please
16:46Hey, not my ranch
16:47Manny, your body can't handle the things it used to when it was younger
16:50You have to let go
16:51You might suffer some ranch withdrawal syndrome
16:54I don't think that's a thing
16:56But the people who love you will help you through
17:00Okay
17:06Come here
17:07Come here
17:08Come here
17:09It's okay
17:10You take this big jug of ranch
17:12And you use it at the barbecue that I'm not invited to
17:17Elliot
17:19I hope you're not mad at me because of Wes
17:21I've just been so moody
17:22You know the funny thing is that I kept waiting to spiral
17:25But then I didn't
17:26And then I spiraled about not spiraling
17:27But then I realized
17:29I just don't care
17:30Maybe that's a good part about getting older
17:32I do not give two fricks about what anyone thinks
17:35So you can say whatever you want about Wes
17:38Thank God
17:39Because he's a little dull and not funny
17:41And I think he looks like the man in the yellow hat from Curious George
17:47Have you ever thought about hormone therapy?
17:54Oh, sorry
17:55You're alone, sorry
17:56I thought you'd be making out with your girlfriend
17:59She's not my girlfriend
18:00She wants to keep things cash
18:02Why do you Americans abbreviate everything?
18:05IDK, but I'm guessing that's not what you want
18:09No, but I understand how she feels
18:12When I was 16 my dad got sick
18:14So I moved over here to care for him
18:17I know what it's like to miss out on being young
18:19Or experiencing life because of someone else
18:21I'm so sorry
18:23I didn't know that happened
18:27Doctor Face at the obvious sexual tension
18:32And now he thinks we're banging
18:34Great
18:39The most important part of Doctor Face is knowing when to drop it
18:42Like when you finally understand that your attending was just trying to teach you a little compassion
18:50And I want to skydive
18:52And I want to dance on a table
18:54Or when you realize it's okay to open up to someone who's a little more needy
18:57And I want to go to the movies and buy overpriced concessions
19:00Instead of sneaking in my aunt's giant bag of pistachios
19:03Alright, uh, cute crazy thing to put on your list
19:05What about moving out of your aunts?
19:08Yes, and moving in with you
19:09Ooh, Amaro
19:11Wait
19:13Wait, yeah, why the hell not?
19:15Wait, seriously?
19:16Yeah
19:17Whether it's a new friendship or an old one
19:20We get by by leaning on each other
19:22You can cut my patient load
19:26It was just
19:28Really hard for me to admit that Bambi knew best
19:32I get it
19:34You know why I didn't invite you to the barbecue?
19:37Turk said it's because last time I ate too much of the collard greens
19:40I can see through your doctor face
19:43I've always been able to
19:44You're scared
19:46Like that first week when I named you Bambi and placed all your IVs for you
19:51You're afraid of moving on
19:54But if I keep coddling you
19:56And inviting you to all the comfy familiar barbecues
20:00You're never going to find the life that's waiting for you
20:04And by life that's waiting for you
20:06I mean an accomplished woman that I can actually have a conversation with, okay?
20:09I'll always be Bambi
20:10And Carla would always take care of me
20:13My first day Bambi
20:15Carla will take care of you
20:18Some things change
20:20Some things don't
20:31And why is this limited edition figurine in your stomach?
20:35Because mint condition Astro Boy is worth $15,000
20:38And I was not about to pay 6% to Japanese customs
20:41So I swallowed that little bitch
20:45Give the team a moment to discuss
20:47Doctor face exit
20:52That guy's like a walking Happy Meal
20:54That is not going to be a mint condition once Astro Boy blasts his way to freedom
21:00Doctor face check-in
21:03Let's do this
21:04Mm-hmm
21:08Me and my crack team are going in
21:11Spread them
21:12Bye-bye
21:14Bye-bye
21:15moro
21:15Let's wrap up
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