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00:12Go! Go! Go!
00:15Yay!
00:15Go! Go!
00:17Standing ovation!
00:18All right! All right!
00:26My boys, who is?
00:27Do you want to get too high?
00:30Oh, baby!
00:30You're looking at your head!
00:32Why?
00:36Do you remember that on the first yellow card?
00:39Yes.
00:40So, let's see if you're trying.
00:48Eat healthy and balanced diet.
00:51That's why, go, grow, grow!
00:55That's it!
00:56Hi, Kim!
00:57Tumawa ka ba?
01:00Ayun lang, napigil mo.
01:02Pero si Kim ang hindi nakapagpigil.
01:05Ah, nadali si Kim.
01:07At least, meron naman akong okay-okay yellow card pa lang.
01:10So, okay pa naman.
01:11Idol ko to eh!
01:13Hindi mo siya kinaisimula pa lang ang lalana nung tawa niya.
01:16As in, umiiyak siya.
01:18Panay ka talaga ni Peachy.
01:19Panay ako!
01:21Umpisa pa lang,
01:22Tapos nakikita ko na kung paano siya gumalaw,
01:24paano siya magsalita,
01:26paano niya i-present yung iba't ibang talk niya.
01:30Hindi ko na kinaya.
01:32Nag-fan girl mode ako.
01:33At dahil diyan,
01:35Yellow card ka!
01:37Yellow card ka!
01:40Five hours!
01:42Eighteen minutes!
01:42Fifty-six seconds!
01:44Anong oras kaya ako babalik?
01:45Good luck!
01:45Yay!
01:47Ayun!
01:48Ayun!
01:49Hey!
01:52Woohoo!
01:54Si Kim ang pumaklo na nakakuha ng yellow.
01:57Kim, last chance mo na toe.
02:00Kira ka yung balat niyan?
02:01Hindi, bro.
02:02Binalatan mo yun.
02:02Ayan, ayan, ayan.
02:04Mukhang nakakalibutan na lang challenge masaya sila,
02:05kaya back to me.
02:07Yaaay!
02:09Yaaay!
02:16Ay!
02:16May tango!
02:16May tango!
02:20Pasok!
02:21Pichi, may binibenta dito slightly.
02:22Ayoko na nga.
02:23Anong habas kayo dito?
02:24May bisita tayo!
02:25May bisita!
02:26Ay, may bayong!
02:27May bayong!
02:28May bayong!
02:29Tignan ko nga!
02:31May bayong!
02:32Ito!
02:32Kanyo na yan?
02:33Ay!
02:34Para sa akin pala to eh!
02:35Ay, sakto yung pagkuhan mo.
02:37Sakto pala pagkuhan ko.
02:38Oo, oo!
02:40Kumorder kasi ko.
02:41Tama-tama, dumating yung ano ko.
02:44May bayong ko sa'yo to.
02:45Eto, may bayong ko sa'yo.
02:47Ano to?
02:47Maganda to sa ano, dyan?
02:49Ah!
02:49Sa gitang!
02:51Interior.
02:52Ayan.
02:53Eto sa'yo.
02:54Sa mabibida to eh!
02:55Ba't din natin laruin?
02:56Kada bunot?
02:57Iba-iba.
02:58Oo nga, ano?
02:59Pwede.
02:59Eh pero ano,
03:00sumukan nyo muna yung mamaya sa inyo.
03:02Pwede yung hula hoop to eh.
03:03Ayan.
03:03Oo, pwede yan.
03:05Eto, niipol tape to eh.
03:06Oo, tama.
03:07Para matakpang kasi ano.
03:08Why don't we try the English only please challenge?
03:14English only please.
03:15Comedians must speak only in English.
03:18Okay, can I contribute?
03:19Let's do it one by one.
03:21One by one, let's do it one by one.
03:23Okay, one by one.
03:24Okay, okay.
03:24Guys, we need to get a thing in the basket.
03:27Okay.
03:28Like this one.
03:28You can use this as a...
03:31Like that.
03:31Oh!
03:33I know that game.
03:35I know that game.
03:35Got it.
03:36Okay.
03:37You get it.
03:38What's that?
03:38What's that?
03:39Uh, this is a, uh, uh, oh, it's an old-school telephone.
03:46Oh!
03:47Hello?
03:48Hello, telephone.
03:50Old-school telephone.
03:51Old-school telephone.
03:51It started in 1935.
03:53Oh, yeah?
03:54Yeah, exactly.
03:54And it ended in 1935 and a half.
03:57Yeah, the one that telephone that you like that, like that.
04:00Yeah, like that, like that.
04:01You are inspiring.
04:03Next, next, next.
04:04Ito talaga yung mga comedy sa Pilipinas na napapanood ko, napapanood natin.
04:09Pero parang binibilang mo yung chances mo.
04:11Parang palit ng palit eh.
04:12Ano ba yung pinasa ko?
04:14How about you, Chad?
04:15This one?
04:16What is that?
04:17You use it when the war.
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Ang goal!
04:21Ang goal!
04:23Your helmet!
04:24Japanese!
04:25Yeah, Japanese.
04:26Okay, go, go, go.
04:27Um, this one.
04:30What is that?
04:30Katol.
04:31Katol.
04:32It's like brother?
04:32Brother?
04:33Yeah, like pak, pak, katol.
04:36Oh!
04:37Oh my god!
04:39Ayun, may nakikita na naman.
04:42Nako, nakakaloka!
04:43I'm, I'm, I'm pleased.
04:45Guys, I'm...
04:46The journey ends here.
04:48Agad, agad.
04:57Paano ako makakaraampa?
04:59Hindi ako makaraampa.
05:00Hindi ko maiwan-iwan ang bahay na ito.
05:01Let's watch this.
05:01Bangla natin mo muna yung hoch.
05:02ha-ha-ha!
05:02Ayan, ayan the drop!
05:04Nandyan na yung sundu ko, eh.
05:06Harampa na ako.
05:08Hindi ako makaraampa.
05:09Hindi ko maiwan ang bahay na ito sa inyo!
05:11May may gustong mong logaw.
05:13Ah!
05:16Huwag na natin patagalin to.
05:18Obvious na obvious naman.
05:19Kung bakit ako nagpunta dito?
05:21Agad, agad!
05:23Let's watch, please.
05:26Badal mo mo na yung hogs!
05:27Gigil ako eh.
05:29Which one?
05:30What is that?
05:31Katol.
05:32Todo na tol!
05:34I love it!
05:38Natawa ako dun sa todo na tol.
05:42Todo na tol.
05:47Yun, dun ang ako nalintikan sa ano na yun.
05:49Kung alam ko lang,
05:50na yun ang magpapabagsak sa akin,
05:53nag-spiritog daglas na lang kami.
05:56Sonegi!
05:57Sorry!
05:58Sorry guys!
05:59It's okay!
06:02It's okay!
06:03It's okay!
06:03Sobrang saya!
06:04Alam mo, mamimish ka namin!
06:06It's okay!
06:06It's okay!
06:07Ang hirap talaga!
06:09Kaya nga eh!
06:10Ang hirap!
06:11Alam mo, yung makasama ko lang kayo,
06:12eh, malaking bagay na sa akin.
06:14Eh, sana nagpa-outing ka na lang!
06:16Hindi na tayo nagpa-contest na ganito!
06:17Mahal-mahal ang gilasos dito sa lugar na ito!
06:19Gusto mo lang pala silang makasama!
06:21Salamat!
06:22May nabawasan din ng tao na pwedeng magpatawa sa akin.
06:26Pero siyempre,
06:27wala naman akong masamang feeling na buti nga sa'yo.
06:30Wala nang mag-
06:32Bakalaka, kung ganyan lang pala,
06:33sana nagtong-its, sana lang tayo sa bahay!
06:38Halika naman tong-its sa muna tayo.
06:40Halika naman tong-its sa'yo!
06:41Pilipinas!
06:42Ang kauna-unahang red card,
06:44Negi!
06:45Goodbye!
06:46Sorry, Mimi.
06:47Hindi ko talaga kinaya si Rupa, Ming.
06:50Napakabungis-ingis mo.
06:51Oo.
06:53Hindi ko kiri.
06:54Natawa ako sa kapinid ko kasi.
06:57Segundo ba yan?
06:57Kaya niya todo na, tol.
06:59Kaya natawa ako.
07:00Kaya rin yung tatawa sa'yo.
07:02Game work!
07:02Game work!
07:02Super-chikahan kayo ah!
07:04Back to game!
07:05Ayan na!
07:06Ayan na!
07:09Kaya mo!
07:09Kaya na na cheerleader!
07:11Huh?
07:12Buwati mo ako!
07:13Sige.
07:13For cheerleading!
07:14Let's go!
07:15Okay, cheerleading!
07:16One, two, three!
07:18Oo!
07:20I know that position!
07:21Kaya naka-cheerleader naman ako,
07:23kung ano-ano din yung mga ginagawa nila,
07:25sakay-sakay na lang din.
07:26It's Sir Betis.
07:27Your hands have to be on the floor.
07:28I'll be gentle.
07:29Okay, alright.
07:30And then you walk.
07:31Okay, Jason!
07:31Di ba naihi ka?
07:33Naisip ko din yung arinola.
07:35O si si Jason naiihi.
07:37Chak to meron.
07:38Sabi ko,
07:38O sige, gamitin mo.
07:40Ayun.
07:41Sorbetes!
07:42Sorbetes!
07:43Sorbetes!
07:44Sorbetes!
07:44That's how you do it!
07:46Ay!
07:47Chance!
07:48Baka ito yung time,
07:49perfect time para
07:50mapatawa ko siya.
07:51Ipichi, try lang natin.
07:53O sige, sige.
07:54Ako yung nakahiga?
07:55Oo.
07:56O sige.
07:58Ayan.
07:59Ayan.
07:59Gusto ko makita ng si Krutam eh.
08:01Kailangan maayos ki.
08:02Ate Pichi talaga.
08:03Sige, sige.
08:03Kahit mo siya na lang yan.
08:05One, two, three, go!
08:08Go!
08:08Go chat!
08:09Go chat!
08:11Go chat!
08:11Go chat!
08:12Go chat!
08:13Go chat!
08:14Go chat!
08:14Go chat!
08:15Go chat!
08:16Go chat!
08:17Go chat!
08:19Go chat!
08:19Kala ko nga hindi ko kaya eh.
08:21Pero hindi ako dun natawa.
08:22Hindi naman sa buhok niyang...
08:24Ang tawag dun,
08:26di naman siya panot-panot ba yun?
08:28Charot!
08:29Anong tawag dun siya hair na yun?
08:32Bacon!
08:33Charot!
08:35Go chat!
08:37Go chat!
08:37Go chat!
08:37Go chat!
08:38Ang hirap magpatawa nang hindi tumatawa.
08:41Hirap na hirap ako.
08:43Ganda, di ba?
08:44Thank you very much, everybody,
08:45for cheerleading!
08:47Yay!
08:48Congratulations!
08:49Thank you!
08:50Maganda yun, maganda!
08:51Ano yan? Ano yan?
08:52We ran out of mugs.
08:54Ano yan?
08:55I'm drinking coffee.
08:56Coffee? Coffee?
08:56Ang ginagawa niya,
08:57umiinom sa arinola!
09:00Oh my God!
09:01This is a nice mug here.
09:03Yeah, it's a...
09:03It's a family mug.
09:05Ah!
09:08Nakita ko yung arinola.
09:09Ah, okay, we're going there.
09:12Simula na po ito ng baboyan sa Pilipinas.
09:14Masarap, masarap!
09:15Sarap, try mo!
09:16Wow!
09:17Try mo!
09:18Oh my God!
09:19Ang baboy!
09:20Wow!
09:22Very good!
09:22Okay, therefore, it's your turn.
09:25It's your turn to drink the coffee.
09:26You're in the family coffee!
09:27No, it's your turn!
09:28It's your turn!
09:29It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:31It's your turn!
09:32Coffee, coffee, coffee!
09:34Baboy silang lahat.
09:35Saan ang galing yung baboy?
09:36Eh?
09:41Can't run!
09:41I can't run!
09:42No!
09:43I don't coffee my chair!
09:44I...
09:44I palpitate!
09:45I'll palpitate!
09:46Bago pa kayo mag-copy ko na at mag-away dyan.
09:48Oh
10:04What's happening?
10:06Oh
10:07Sorry
10:08Sorry
10:08I'm a bad guy, I'm a bad guy
10:12Where's the other one?
10:14Pitchy!
10:15Pitchy!
10:16Pitchy!
10:19Grabe yung inuman nyo, dah!
10:22Nakakaloko!
10:25Ihubuka mo kanina.
10:26Alam mo yung parang pinasok sa fraternity
10:28ng hindi ka ready?
10:30Parang sinabi siya, may mamimit lang tayo yung bagong tropa
10:32tapos pagdating mo, may initiation pala.
10:35Pero I am here dahil...
10:38Generous ako.
10:40I would love to give another award.
10:41Oh!
10:43We don't need...
10:44Let's watch this.
10:51Sinong mapapatawa ni Jason?
10:54Siya din!
10:57Masaya na naman siya sinuwan.
11:00Tapos tinatagalan niya tayo.
11:02Hindi mo talagang pinapahawi laki.
11:05Nakita ko kaya yun, Jason!
11:07Dahil diyan, Jason!
11:09Awww!
11:13Yung pagganon ko, tawa pa rin pala yun.
11:15Yun ah!
11:16Tanggal na ako.
11:18Sana nado na lang ako sa tumba-tumba.
11:19Hindi na ko unob siya.
11:21Ando pa rin ako hanggang mga tatlong oras.
11:23Hindi ko rin expect na masyado siyang magiging masaya.
11:27Kasi Jason gahin sa'yo, eh.
11:29Nanghinaya ko kung ano pang kaya niyang gawin.
11:31Magpaalam ka na sa mga friends mo, sa iyong mga frat members.
11:34Anggit mo pa!
11:34Anggit mo brother!
11:35Bye!
11:37Thank you!
11:38Jason, we will miss you!
11:40Ano na lang kami sa inyo!
11:41I hope not to see you soon!
11:43Yes!
11:44Ang oras palang dalawa na!
11:49Sabi ko sa'yo, talawa tayong...
11:51Tapakabungis-ngis nyong dalawa.
11:54Ang ikalawang Red Guide ng Pinas, Jason Gainza.
11:58Alae, bungis-ngis ka kasi!
12:00Back to the game.
12:03May... pero...
12:06Ito na.
12:07Okay!
12:10Let's do it now.
12:14Kami tumatawag!
12:18Hello!
12:20Hello!
12:21Pausap sa pinakapangit, Chad.
12:23Oh, sige.
12:24Chad, tawag ka.
12:25Kausapin ka daw.
12:27Hello, po.
12:28Bakit anong dun sa nag-abot sa'yo ng telepono?
12:31Kung bakit sa'yo binigay yung telepono?
12:35Gerard, ba't binigay mo sa'kin yung telepono?
12:37Sabi, abot ko dun sa pinakapangit, eh.
12:39Hindi ako matatawa doon.
12:40Buti ka na ako mapikon.
12:41Sorry, Chad, pero nagkataon lang.
12:44Masarap kita.
12:45Pero kung wala ka sa harap ko,
12:47I don't think may isip kita, Chad, na pangit.
12:50Grabe ka naman kay Piti.
12:52Empoy!
12:52Ayun!
12:53Empoy!
12:54Yeah!
12:55Halika dito, napapagbintangan ako, eh.
12:58Sino yan?
12:58Para sa'yo.
12:59Kung walang empoy, tatanggapin ko yun.
13:01Basta sige, ah, may point.
13:03Eh, nakita ko si empoy.
13:04Buti nga, wala na si Negi, kundi damay yun.
13:07Sino tayo na hanap?
13:08Yung pangit daw, ikaw.
13:10Uy, wait lang.
13:12Hawak mo na eh.
13:13Ba't pinasa mo pa?
13:19Malunggay!
13:24Hindi eh.
13:25Kasi alam kong si Chad na yung pinaka-pinaka eh.
13:28Sinong nagbibihis sa loob?
13:30Si Tuesday siguro.
13:32Ay, andyan ka pala.
13:33Si Vic.
13:34Dali niyo sa'kan dito, gugulating ka.
13:36Sige, sige.
13:37Para ano.
13:37Kaya mo makakasak ng buo.
13:39Ito, si Vic.
13:40Ito, si Vic.
13:40Vic!
13:41Whoa!
13:43Ano ba yan?
13:45Basketball!
13:46Bro, may basketball ring doon, improvised.
13:48Saan?
13:49Yan o, yung may, yan.
13:51Toto.
13:51Victor!
13:53Ano yan?
13:54Si Victor, ano eh, parang batang patay.
13:56Yung hindi nagsasalita.
13:57Ah, bakit ganito to?
13:58Yung nagbato ka tapos nalaglag sa lupa.
14:01Ganito lang.
14:03Yan!
14:03Huwag hindi yan.
14:05Catch!
14:07Catch!
14:08Catch!
14:13Ang ganda ng maliita mo.
14:14Ang daming butas.
14:15Oo nga eh.
14:17Okay.
14:18Ganito na lang.
14:18Kung sino may hawak ng bawala,
14:20siya didilaan ang aso.
14:21Sige.
14:21Ang karakter ko kasi doon,
14:23hindi lang basta aso.
14:24Yung tao ka na aso.
14:26Magpapabelirab sana ako.
14:27Meron akong didilaan.
14:29Guys, may gagawin si Pepe.
14:30May everyone's attention please.
14:32Oo!
14:32Oo kasi,
14:33may nagtatrabaho sa funeral service.
14:36Naalala ko,
14:37nag-aaral ako ng mediumship eh.
14:39Oo!
14:39Nagpapasapi ako sa iba't ibang spirito
14:41para magbigay ng mensahe.
14:42Kasi lahat ng spirito
14:43nagbibigay ng mensahe.
14:45Oo.
14:46Oo.
14:46So isang inaaral ko,
14:47ito pang beginner lang.
14:48Oo!
14:49Okay.
14:49Para sa mga nag-aaral din
14:51ang gusto magpasapi,
14:53the tongue is the tip of the soul.
14:55So yung tongue natin,
14:57yun yung pinakamabilis na paraan
14:59makakonekta tayo sa spirito ng kahit sino.
15:01Mahilig ako sa mga kwentong sanib eh.
15:03Yung unang sumanib sa akin yung spirito ng tae.
15:05Masubukan ko kumonekta sa spirito ng tae.
15:08Pwede ba, Moy?
15:09Huh?
15:09Wag, wag.
15:10Kasi mawawala yung epekto ng spirito niya.
15:12Mawawala yung epekto.
15:13Okay.
15:14Good.
15:15Oo!
15:16Yan na, yan na.
15:17Yan na, yan na.
15:18Quiet, quiet.
15:19Ano na yung spirito ng tae.
15:24Tayo na, may tae.
15:25Lamalabas yung bibig niya.
15:27Iba din.
15:32Naglalaro din naman ako ng tae.
15:34Pero hindi ganun kaitim.
15:37Grace lang.
15:38Pasabi ng spirito ng tae,
15:40tayo daw pag tumatay tayo,
15:42dapat araw-araw.
15:44Sa lahat ng pwedeng spiritong susabi sa'yo,
15:46ba't naisip mo tae?
15:47Natatawa ako na nandidiri ako na, ano.
15:50Minsan kasi, ano,
15:51disgusting things can be funny kasi, di ba?
15:54I was on the verge of breaking into laughter.
15:58Guys, tandaan daw natin yun, ha?
15:59Minsan lang magsalita yung spirito ng tae.
16:01Okay po.
16:01Para sakit kabubuti natin yun.
16:02Ah, sige, sige.
16:03Thank you, thank you.
16:04Thank you very much.
16:06Ang dami ng offences.
16:09Nakakalurks.
16:09Yow!
16:11Yow!
16:12Yow!
16:14Yow!
16:15Yow!
16:16Yow!
16:16Putag din ako, Pepe!
16:19Tangin mo kanina ka pa.
16:20Pepe!
16:22Dati ang pinaparusahan,
16:24yung mga batang iyakin.
16:26Ngayon,
16:26yung mga batang basayahin na.
16:29Ayaw!
16:30Ayaw!
16:31Baby Donny!
16:34Olo!
16:35Grabe yung material nito.
16:38Pero mukha nalang nagtagumpay ka.
16:41Eh, kasi diba,
16:42dito naman,
16:43lahat ang gagawin nyo eh,
16:44meron namang intensyon, diba?
16:46May intensyon
16:47at kung ang ginagawa nyo yun,
16:49dahil kayo may mga pinaplano,
16:50nagtagumpay ka naman yata
16:51sa iyong pinaplano.
16:52Let's watch this.
16:56Shit!
16:58Oh!
17:02Ah!
17:02Ah!
17:04Ah!
17:05At may tunog pa yan ah!
17:06Hindi basahan nyo lang ah!
17:07Reaction lang ah!
17:10Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:14Ah!
17:15Ah!
17:16Ah!
17:17Kimi!
17:17Hindi na talaga kinaya!
17:20Ah!
17:21Red card!
17:22Red card!
17:23Red card for you!
17:25Ah!
17:27Nadali ako ng
17:28tae.
17:29Ganda!
17:31Hindi ko balak targetin si Kim.
17:33Balak ko lang,
17:34magpaywatig ng mensahe ng tae talaga.
17:36Although nakikita ko na nung lumuluwa ko ng tae
17:39habang sinasaniban ako,
17:40nakikita ko siya sa gilid,
17:41nagiging parang aso na siya,
17:42naging all fours na eh.
17:44Pero inahayaan ko lang siya,
17:45baka nagmoment siya.
17:47What if may kasama ka?
17:49Sino kayang pwede mong isama?
17:51Ha?
17:54Kasi bukod sa mga tumatawa,
17:58sinusubaybayan din natin
17:59kung may mga iba pang lumalabag sa utos.
18:02Oh!
18:02Kung natatandaan ninyo,
18:04bago kayo pumasok ng bahay,
18:06may mga rules tayong pinag-usapan.
18:08At ito ang isa sa mga unang lumabag.
18:16Bawal gumamit ng anuman sa pagtatakip ng bibig.
18:21Ah!
18:23Nasada ko.
18:24Kasi na-penalty ako doon sa Toroto.
18:27Kasi ginagamit ko din siyang pampatawa eh.
18:29Ginagamit ko siya,
18:30baka may mata ko.
18:31Pinangahabol ko din siya nung unay eh.
18:33Kaya sabi ko,
18:33ay shit,
18:34na-penalty ako.
18:36Di ba close naman kayo ni Chad?
18:38Di ba magkasama kayo sa pelikula?
18:39Aha.
18:40May ayoko pag maging close dyan,
18:42ayaw ko siya mag-iisa.
18:44Huwag kang mag-alala.
18:46Hindi siya mag-iisa,
18:47at hindi ka rin mag-iisa.
18:48Alam!
18:49Dahil may isa pa.
18:54Oh!
18:55No!
18:58Bawal magtago.
19:00Okay.
19:01Yes, yes!
19:03Kinabahan si Gerald!
19:04Kala niya siya!
19:05Kamala ko ako!
19:05Ako nga!
19:06Ako nga!
19:07Yes, it's you Tuesday!
19:09Oo!
19:12Nakalimutan ko na bawal palang magtago.
19:15Ah, let's go.
19:16Saka ay punta.
19:17No!
19:17No!
19:19Oh my gosh.
19:20That's the surprise.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Nagbabay ka na ba sa diyowa?
19:25Totoo ba?
19:26Nainayang talaga ako.
19:28Of course,
19:28I would want her to last longer.
19:31Hindi ko yun expect na yung
19:32more on the performances
19:34siya talaga mabibiktima.
19:36Bye guys!
19:37Bye!
19:39Bye!
19:41Wala naman ako sinabi sa inyo
19:43isasama ko kayo sa labas.
19:44Gusto ko lang ako tumayo dito
19:45para dito natin malaman
19:47kung anong mangyayaay sa inyong dalawa.
19:50Hindi namin alam na
19:52gina-joke ka lang pala kami.
19:54Para akong nabunutan ng tinik sa lalamunan.
19:57Alam mo kinabaan ako
19:58kasi I thought I'm gonna have a yellow card.
20:01Yung tawang mo talaga hindi maiksi.
20:03Ang haba, no?
20:04Tapos umiiyak na lang ako.
20:06Ganun talaga.
20:07Oo.
20:08Napaproud ako sa sarili ko.
20:09Ito ka isang oras ako eh.
20:10O, ma-proud ka sa sarili mo
20:11nakapagpigil ka ng isang oras ang tawa
20:12pero wala ka ng one million.
20:14Let's go.
20:14Okay lang.
20:14Ayan!
20:19Irap, di ba?
20:21Irap, ha?
20:22Oo.
20:22Tintro pang bungis-ngis.
20:23Mga bakla kayo.
20:26Tuesday and Chad, this is your warning na.
20:28Agad-agad.
20:30Kaya sundin ang mga rules.
20:31Dahil kung hindi, babush.
20:33At ang ikatlong red card ng Pilipinas,
20:36Kim Molina.
20:37Pwede ka nang tumawa.
20:40Pati tayo magpa-lights.
20:42Camera.
20:44Law.
20:46Slice.
20:46Camera.
20:48Go.
20:56Kinabaan ako.
20:57Sabi ko sa sarili,
20:58oh, shucks.
21:03Balita ngayon.
21:04Sa gitna ng mga naglalaway na bubuling gutom,
21:08isa na namang biktima ng tulala
21:09ang iniligtas sa pagkabagot at walang kalandian.
21:12Nang nag-iisang superhero ng likaw na naghahanap ng libangan sa buhay.
21:18Walang iba kundi si Super Empoy.
21:22Si Empoy.
21:23Mukha siyang yung kakanin na galing ng Malabon.
21:26Ang daming kulay.
21:34Ah, dance number.
21:45Nung nag-stage time si Empoy,
21:48parang tinatawag ka na nikamatayan eh.
21:50Kasi palabas pa lang,
21:51alam mo yung naka-superhero siya,
21:52tapos seryoso yung mukha.
21:54Nulumabas siya pag matatawa ka na,
21:56isipin mo na yung mga masasamang alaala mo.
21:59Ang hirap.
22:13Habang nagpe-perform ako,
22:15iniisip ko lahat,
22:16robot sila.
22:17Kasi pag iniisip kong ito yung mga kalaban ko,
22:20makawala ko sa focus eh.
22:21Hey!
22:22Hey!
22:24Sorry, sorry, sorry.
22:25Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang.
22:26Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang.
22:28Rek!
22:28Sorry, sorry, sorry.
22:29Ow.
22:30Sorry, sorry.
22:31It's okay, it's okay.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Too big?
22:33No, no, no, guys.
22:35No.
22:36I can't continue my performance.
22:39I miss someone.
22:41Oh.
22:42Oh.
22:43I miss someone.
22:44My favorite pet.
22:46His name is Twinkle.
22:48I call her every time,
22:50Twinkle Calderon.
22:51She's so Twinkle.
22:53She's so gorgeous,
22:55industrious,
22:56cumulus,
22:57nimbus,
22:58cirrus,
22:58istratus.
22:59Ah, twinkle pa lang si Twinkle.
23:01Agree agree.
23:03Helen, Helen.
23:04Here's the moment me and Twinkle.
23:09Okay.
23:13Oh!
23:15Hey, looks like you.
23:18It's the same boy.
23:24Twinkle is teaching me badminton a day in my life.
23:30Oh.
23:31Oh.
23:31That's why Twinkle and me is very twin,
23:34because every day we are each other ourselves both.
23:38Oh.
23:38Oh.
23:39When I'm sick, she was sick.
23:42When I'm seven, eight, nine, ten.
23:46You know, guys,
23:47Twinkle is my favorite pet.
23:49Si Twinkle kasi,
23:51talagang goldfish ko talaga nung araw yan.
23:53Kaya siya nagkaroon na aplido kasi,
23:54nung bata ako,
23:56dun ako nakatira sa street na yon, Calderon.
23:58Kaya ang pangalan,
23:59Twinkle Calderon.
24:01That's it.
24:01Next question.
24:02Oh, my goodness!
24:04Twinkle!
24:05Oh!
24:07I miss my Twinkle!
24:09I miss my Twinkle very much!
24:12Nakikita ko yung mga pagmumuka talaga nila,
24:14hindi sila tumitingin sa akin.
24:15Especially si Pichi.
24:16Ayoko ng icon pa kasi,
24:20nakakatawa.
24:21I miss!
24:22I miss my Twinkle!
24:27Oh, di ba?
24:32Pinaka-threat sa akin?
24:34Si Empoy,
24:34si Empoy kasi titigan mo lang.
24:36Pag tumagal ka ng ten seconds
24:38ng titig kay Empoy
24:39at di ka tumawa,
24:40ang galing mo.
24:41Oh, my goodness!
24:45And then I found the stage.
24:47There's the center.
24:49Twinkle,
24:50this song is for you.
24:53Ah, pakitang gilas ka.
24:55Tutugtug ka pa.
24:56Go!
25:00Hey, Twinkle!
25:01Hey, Twinkle!
25:03I just want you to know
25:05Just want you to know
25:06That I love you so
25:09That I love you so
25:10You're my
25:12Twinkly cliquly cliquly
25:21Aw, you sound the-
25:42He's doing a piece of narrative,
25:45but there's no narrative that he's doing.
25:48That's what he's doing.
25:49So sorry, guys.
25:51I miss my goldfish.
26:02There's a twinkle ball.
26:07It's a bell.
26:08Twinkle Bell.
26:12Bravo!
26:13Galing, galing, galing!
26:15Bravo!
26:15If you're watching twinkle,
26:17I know she's proud.
26:19Let's play.
26:20What are we playing?
26:21Charades.
26:22Hey, hey, hey!
26:24Hello.
26:25Get the two of them in the props room.
26:28The package.
26:30Okay, okay.
26:31Okay, guys.
26:36This!
26:36Ito.
26:37Ito siguro.
26:38Okay, ito.
26:40Pichitikman mo ang peras niya
26:43na galing sa bibing!
26:50Dulo pa!
26:51Dulo pa!
26:54Fruit!
26:55Yeah, fruit.
26:56Fruit ano?
26:57Fruit.
26:58Fruit basket.
27:00Fruit basket?
27:01Fruit basket?
27:02Oh, come on.
27:03May tumawad dahil.
27:04Nasight niya din.
27:05Mm-hmm.
27:06Mm-hmm.
27:12Sino?
27:14Hey!
27:15Hey!
27:16Hello.
27:17Hi!
27:18Parang na-miss mo kayo ng very light.
27:20Oh, medyo tumagal ka dun, May, ah.
27:22Tumagal ka dun.
27:24Nakakatakot tingnan.
27:25Actually, nakakaaliw ka si kanya-kanya ng eksena.
27:29Meron bang nagwagi?
27:30Let's watch this.
27:32Oh!
27:33Oh!
27:34My name is Ramon Tiktik.
27:36Oh, my God!
27:39First of all, we'll have a breathing exercise.
27:42Inhale.
27:43Let's inhale.
27:45Glutam eh ng baho, ah.
27:51Oh!
27:52Five times.
27:53Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:58Bakit ba ako may dala rito?
28:02Ay, dalawa.
28:08Oh!
28:10Kahit saan, kahit kailan,
28:12ang matapang na komedyante walang inuurungan.
28:15Pwera na lang ata pag nagkaharapan.
28:18Pindutin lang ang x-ray icon sa screen ng iyong web and mobile device
28:21para malaman kung maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan.
29:02What do you think of an okay
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