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00:04Puppa needs a brand new job.
00:07You're supposed to be up to your elbows and purses with Kat.
00:10You know we need at least four coffees before we get our minds right.
00:19Do you need to get that, Mr. Junior partner?
00:24It can wait.
00:26I assume you're here to see Chelsea.
00:28She's on a latte run.
00:30Okay, I'll wait.
00:32Is this about the wedding band?
00:34You know I thought after Naomi's wedding Chelsea would limit my father of the bride duties to writing checks.
00:41And then she reaches out to me saying she wants me to lock down the splintered shoulders.
00:45The fractured clavicles.
00:47A necessity because who could have predicted scheduling conflicts thanks to Looney Leslie's imaginary wedding.
00:56She's got moves on top of crazy moves.
01:00Speaking of moves, I'm glad we have a moment.
01:03So we can talk about Tomas stepping out on me?
01:07I'm glad we're here.
01:08I'm glad we're here.
01:13I'm glad we're here.
01:24I'm glad we're here.
01:27I'm glad we're here.
01:28I'm glad we're here.
01:29I'm glad we're here.
01:30I'm glad we're here.
01:35I'm glad we're here.
01:36I'm glad we're here.
01:38I'm going to have you arrested.
01:41What did I do?
01:42Crimes against napkins.
01:45You know, if this double date really has you that twisted up...
01:49You know exactly why this napkin had to die.
01:53Deanna.
01:55I keep replaying that ugly scene after the opening.
01:59I can't unsee it.
02:00And she's not all wrong.
02:03That was her grief talking.
02:04Anyway, this too shall pass.
02:07Even when she's angry, she always texts me back.
02:11Which is why I need your help.
02:14You want me to have Randy pick her up?
02:16No.
02:17But I do want to tap your other resources to get through to intractable people.
02:22You don't mean that.
02:24Nothing else has worked.
02:27Who's there?
02:29I will fight you.
02:32There are other things you can do to me we'd both enjoy, you know?
02:36You are not supposed to be home!
02:39Oh!
02:42It's good to see you.
02:43You thought someone broke in to give you a massage?
02:46I have had my fair share of overzealous intruders.
02:49And besides, I would never expect you to rush your art for me.
02:53I didn't.
02:54No.
02:55I just happen to work best when motivated.
02:57Mm-hmm.
02:58So, how's Anita?
03:00I think we've seen her at her lowest.
03:03I understand.
03:05Okay.
03:06So now's the climb.
03:08Yeah.
03:09I was just with her.
03:11Yeah, Rowena texted me.
03:13I thought she's my spy.
03:15Nah.
03:16She's community property.
03:17I needed to set up your first surprise.
03:20First?
03:20Yeah.
03:21It's going to take more than one to get you unwound.
03:24I've got multiple tricks up my sleeves.
03:27Hmm.
03:29Dani?
03:30I'm just searching under your sleeves.
03:35That's not a sleeve.
03:36Uh-huh.
03:38Also, not a sleeve.
03:39Pants are kind of sleeves for the legs.
03:42I missed you, too.
03:44Yeah, I can see that and feel that.
03:47Okay, so we're going to do this slow and easy, okay?
03:51Starting with a long, hot shower to loosen up your muscles so I can give you a lomi-lomi.
03:57You can do that?
03:58Yeah.
04:00Woman, once you experience my particular version, you'll never forget it.
04:04Okay.
04:06Oh, this Kokowi oil should be the perfect temperature once you come back.
04:12Not too hot, not too cold.
04:15And all these ingredients should make you more relaxed than you ever could imagine.
04:21Or we can start now.
04:24Yeah, girl, she's still living up in here like a ratchet Eloise.
04:29Oh, no, she won't come at me.
04:32And any jewelry would be on my side.
04:36The panty drop defense?
04:39Girl, just a sec.
04:41We're doing all this talking, not enough knocking.
04:46No answer.
04:49Maybe Ted ran to the lobby.
04:51Don't fix your dirty mind to think about my man in the shower.
04:55Gotta go.
04:58Hey.
04:59Hey.
05:00I brought you a little something-something.
05:01Woman, this surprise is for your mouth.
05:06Mmm.
05:08Did I catch you at a bad time?
05:10Well, you had me at mouth.
05:12Uh, but, uh, another woman beat you to it.
05:21Thanks again.
05:24Your face was priceless.
05:27I wanted to get some protein in.
05:29I had a tennis date with Eva later.
05:32Hmm.
05:33Hmm.
05:36What are you, uh, taking my liver for insolence?
05:42The nurses couldn't keep their hands off my lunch business,
05:45so Ashley got me a deterrent.
05:47These are Shanice's Flavor Bomb Budget Bars.
05:51Made with a perfect blend of carrots, lentils, and spices.
05:57Oh, um...
05:58Don't get me wrong.
05:58I love a good burger, but these will give you more nutritional bang for your buck.
06:03And they got me through some pretty lean times in nursing school.
06:08Uh, quit stalling.
06:10No.
06:10Um, hmm.
06:12Sorry.
06:15Oh, um...
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:19Oh, okay.
06:22Um...
06:26Okay, my feelings won't be hurt if you don't like them.
06:30Yum.
06:33Don't give me the sexy lie detector look.
06:35I'm serious.
06:36Hmm.
06:36When we take these on that show or the mogul's bid on the next big thing,
06:44they're gonna need to taste them before they know what's in them.
06:47Hmm.
06:49Sometimes unexpected things come together and complement each other perfectly.
06:53And sometimes they are just pure fire.
06:57Like us.
06:58Mm-hmm.
07:02Oh, no, Lynette didn't.
07:04Even I don't spend this much in a week.
07:08Are you kidding?
07:25Oh, you're so cozy.
07:27I'm half-tempted to just hang here.
07:29But you know how Kat gets without her caffeine.
07:32Right.
07:32And we know her better than anyone.
07:34We're lucky like that.
07:36You know, I'm glad that you got on board with her moving in with the Greens.
07:41But now we'll both have to suffer Kat withdrawal.
07:44Well, make sure we don't miss anything important.
07:46You and Kat must be loving getting caught up.
07:48I don't want to keep you.
07:50I'm too sweet.
07:51Hey, we should do a movie night.
07:53You know, the four of us.
07:54You, Kat, Madison, me.
07:56And we can make it wedding-themed.
08:00It's probably Kat nudging.
08:02Oh, it's Madison.
08:03One sec.
08:06Okay.
08:07Where was I?
08:08Oh, right.
08:09You know, my dad is having to wedding band block Leslie.
08:12Have you ever seen that movie with the two brides who double-booked the plaza?
08:16We should watch that since we're living it.
08:18Mm-hmm.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Okay, I've wasted enough of your billable hours.
08:23Back to adulting.
08:24But just let us know when for the movie.
08:27Perfect.
08:29Perfect.
08:31Bye.
08:41Tomás Navarro here, calling for Jasmina in recruiting.
08:44Oh.
08:45I think that my niece would be all time's up when it came to her man harassing a woman.
08:51I got to not be your niece anymore in the divorce.
08:54But I'm not bugging, because Tomás told me what went down.
08:58I'm on to her.
09:00But you're the one who's making a habit of getting played.
09:04Hmm.
09:04Yeah?
09:05Well, how's that?
09:05Well, who told you about the alleged moment, Haley?
09:08Oh.
09:10Did Tomás make her the villain in his version?
09:13You really can't see past her hourglass and that wiggle, can you?
09:17Well, Haley's a lot more than that.
09:21I've seen the whole paint-by-numbers routine.
09:24Befriend the daughter, seduce the father, break up the family, and dig for gold.
09:29Connect all those dots, and you get a portrait of a woman I wouldn't trust.
09:36Careful, Kat.
09:37You want to stop disrespecting my wife?
09:40Once you stop disrespecting Tomás.
09:46You know, where's the statute of limitations for the Dupree's prosecuting my wife?
09:51Danny and I made peace.
09:52Why can't you?
09:54You can't throw away my Aunt Danny for a lesser model and expect to live happily ever after in her
10:00neighborhood.
10:01This is karma.
10:02Haley can't keep up the Butter Can't Melt Act forever.
10:06You deserve to know the real her, and Tomás doesn't deserve to be wrapped up in your mess.
10:12Okay, what could possibly be in it for Haley to disparage Tomás?
10:19Maybe she couldn't have you near someone who might tell you the truth.
10:24So you throw away your right hand, someone who was stepping up, taking on Lynette's case to impress you.
10:32Well, he failed.
10:34So I wound up handling things myself.
10:36We'll never know if he would have won that case.
10:39But we do know he's a better man than you.
10:43You know what?
10:43You need to be careful how high you build him up.
10:45Because when he falls, you might not want or be able to put the pizzas back together.
10:51This chilled seafood tower?
10:53Six dresses and Botox?
10:56Bill won't notice this.
10:57What do I tell him?
11:00Me?
11:00Scale down?
11:01Look, stop charging or you'll be doing your stand-up on the curb.
11:06I never imagined you'd be annoyed about spending money.
11:09Just disputing a charge, what are you up to?
11:13I took too long getting coffees for Kat and me, so I'm a peace offering with biscuits.
11:18Wish I had a bestie cuz who delivers.
11:21Sweet.
11:23You weren't doing so great the last time I saw you.
11:26Yeah, the mugging really hit me hard.
11:30You know, a week ago, a car alarm would have set me off.
11:33No tears today, though.
11:35The meltdown was justified.
11:38Thanks for scooping me up, Chelsea.
11:41Like, with our history, I know that couldn't have been easier for you.
11:44Some things just cut through everything else.
11:46Healing takes what it takes.
11:51If you need me, I'm here.
11:54I could text you those support groups again if you'd like.
11:58Knowing you're not alone is the first step.
12:01You know, I already felt a little closer to fine, but definitely better now.
12:11I mean it.
12:12Me too.
12:17Those helpers got me messed up.
12:22I'll use my body and my voice to tell a story to yours.
12:28I didn't know a massage could tell a story.
12:31Yeah, the talk story is a Hawaiian tradition, passed down through generations.
12:38I had the honor of having my first loaming from a kahuna, a master healer in Oahu last year.
12:48And I know this sounds crazy, but...
12:51You know I'm wide open.
12:54My kahuna took one look at me and saw that I was at a crossroads.
12:57It was something that was weighing heavy on my head and in my heart.
13:01What story did they tell you?
13:04Well, the kahuna used his hands and they moved along with the story, releasing tension.
13:13Oh, come on.
13:16Once there was a handsome warrior named Ohia.
13:21And there was a beautiful maiden named Lahuwa.
13:26They fell madly in love, the kindest once in a lifetime.
13:32But when the goddess of volcanoes, when she saw the warrior, she just had to have him.
13:40Ohia knew how dangerous and how powerful the goddess was.
13:44But he was still brave.
13:48He told her that nothing would come between him and the maiden.
13:53And asked her to try to understand he only had eyes.
13:57And everything else.
13:59And everything else.
14:01For Lahuwa.
14:03But the goddess was not having it.
14:06No, she took her revenge.
14:08She turned the warrior into a tree.
14:12That wasn't the happy ending I was expecting.
14:14Well, the gods watched as the heartbroken maiden mourned, crying a river under that tree.
14:21The gods took pity, but they couldn't reverse the goddess's spell.
14:25So what did they do?
14:27They turned the maiden into a flower.
14:30And they placed her on the tree.
14:33So the maiden and the warrior could be together for all time.
14:36And to this day, you can see the Ohia Lahuwa tree all over the island.
14:44Yeah, I must have taken millions of pictures of them.
14:47I'll show you later.
14:50All right.
14:53Andre.
14:54Yeah.
14:57When I heard that story, it was almost the 10th anniversary of my parents' death.
15:03And since I was still running from that memory, I didn't make it back here much.
15:10But I promised I'd come home for a friend's birthday.
15:15And the story the Kahuna told about how you should never back down from commitments, even
15:22in heartbreak, it resonated.
15:27So, I got on that plane, and my bravery was rewarded.
15:34I connected with the love of my life, right after I got off that plane, in the DMV.
15:40Andre.
15:42I promise I will never turn you into a tree, even if we have a knockdown drag out.
15:47Dani, stay with me.
15:49You are a goddess, but you are my maiden.
15:54And you're in a very difficult time right now because of Anita.
15:58But just like the warrior and the maiden's love endures in the story, the Dupreeze will
16:04endure.
16:06Anita will endure.
16:08And you, you will endure, Dani.
16:12And I will be your strong warrior every step of the way.
16:18That's the best massage I have ever received, my warrior.
16:28She's fragile.
16:29No.
16:30I didn't see fragile.
16:32It's there.
16:33She's also caring and funny and volatile.
16:39And after an explosion, there's sadness and isolation where the only one who can reach Deanna is her brother.
16:46But her brother shouldn't have to be responsible.
16:49That's my job.
16:51Deanna's out of her depth.
16:53I won't let her retreat to her sorority room cave.
16:56Not because of me.
16:57We both know it's not because of you.
17:00It's because of me.
17:06You're trying to flip the script.
17:08Make Tomas the villain when it's your wife who's questionable.
17:12If I were you, I'd focus on how Haley's math ain't mathin' instead of whatever this is.
17:19Well, everything about my wife adds up.
17:22Can you see the same about Tomas?
17:28Haley spreading more lies?
17:31I got distracted, but I also got biscuits.
17:34Dad, what are you doing?
17:36Nothing urgent.
17:37I just wanted to let you know the band's been handled.
17:39Look, I gotta run.
17:40I know you have to figure it.
17:41My family's my priority, sweetheart.
17:44Whether they consider themselves family or not.
17:51Hmm.
17:53Well, if the coffee wasn't already cold, it'd be freezing because of the chill between you two.
17:58Spill.
18:00I never wanted to be a wedge between you and your daughter.
18:04This isn't about you.
18:06There isn't a man alive I could date who could live up to Doug in Deanna's eyes.
18:17Nearly every child in the world feels that way when they lose a parent.
18:21Well, I didn't because my father was a bastard.
18:24But the Deanna I met has a lot in common with her mother.
18:29She must have sensed something.
18:32That or she created her own reality.
18:36Something she's always done.
18:38And Donnell?
18:40Felt something was off, down deep.
18:44Telling him the truth freed him a little.
18:47Maybe if we'd been a family that hashed things out, Doug would have had a different ending.
18:53We're not.
18:55Those secrets did irreparable harm.
18:58If I'm open with my kids about us, maybe they can finally heal.
19:02Then ask him.
19:03I'll leave out the criminal bits.
19:08But it's time for them to know their mother.
19:12Who she is and what and whom she wants.
19:16I appreciate the conversation, Jasmina.
19:18I'm looking forward to meeting in person.
19:20Yes, it sounds like Stickle and Garrett is doing exceptional work.
19:27Bravo.
19:29You know Bill's going to put the hammer down, so you're already out there hustling.
19:34Well, if anyone understands the hustle, it's you.
19:39Was it good for you?
19:41My mouth is so happy right now.
19:44Damn.
19:45Okay, your $20 burger was hitting.
19:47And Shanice's Flavor Bomb Budget Bars.
19:51I'm not going to hold you.
19:52That's the best energy bar I've ever had.
19:53And at $4.
19:55They actually cost just 33 cents.
19:57I made a dozen.
19:58You know nurses do math too, right?
20:00Mm-hmm.
20:01Mm-hmm.
20:01I know you put yourself through nursing school.
20:04Must have been tough.
20:06I pinched pennies until they screamed.
20:08But times aren't as tight anymore.
20:11But it's almost like the recipes taste even better now because it reminds me of how far I've come.
20:16Hmm.
20:17I want you to take me to the market with you one day.
20:20Hmm?
20:23I would spend all of my pennies to see you in a grocery store.
20:26Okay, I haven't done much shopping on my own lately, but I can correct that.
20:30Especially if it means I get to learn something new about you.
20:34Oh.
20:35Well, you don't have to follow me down the aisles.
20:37I'm an open book.
20:38Hmm.
20:39Including about all your past relationships?
20:43I've given you all the essentials.
20:46I fell for more than one guy who cheated on me.
20:49With his ex.
20:54Is my surprise in the box?
20:57Nope.
20:58That is going to get you in the mood for the surprise.
21:01For the something-we've-never-done portion of Andre Care?
21:05Yeah.
21:20I mean, just when I think you have taken me to the heights of happy, you take me even higher.
21:26To infinity.
21:28How did you even know to do this?
21:31You.
21:32Talking about how Saturday mornings, sneaking down to watch cartoons with Nicole, were perfection.
21:39So, here's a taste of perfect.
21:41Oh, Andre.
21:42And now it's all coming rushing back.
21:45We would always start out by wrestling for the remote, but then we'd take turns.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Cartoon versus action.
21:51Nicole liked the thinking shows, of course.
21:54Mysteries, gadgets, that talking dog, McDuff, and his crew.
21:58And I wanted to swing like the superheroes and race the roadrunner, fly in the sky like the Jetsons, hang
22:04out with that wisecracking rabbit.
22:06I wanted to live in a world that had no limits, all in Technicolor.
22:10Ever the optimist.
22:14Were there any overlaps?
22:15I think we both wanted to be smurfette.
22:17Stuck with all those boy smurfs, which might explain Nicole's current dating life.
22:22But you know our real common ground?
22:24Anything singing and dancing.
22:26Those chipmunks with their high-pitched voices.
22:29The Jaxons were still in reruns.
22:32We were obsessed.
22:33We were so different.
22:35But when that music hit, we were just sisters spinning and sliding and squealing in front of the TV.
22:43Wow.
22:44I wish I could have seen it.
22:45Oh, you'd need a time machine.
22:47So how about little Andre?
22:49What'd you like to watch?
22:51Or were you too cool?
22:52Nah.
22:53I thought I was Gerald Johansson.
22:55Who?
22:56Hey, Arnold's best friend.
22:58I thought he was the coolest.
23:00He had this hot top fade up there.
23:02It was cool.
23:02I remember that little cutie.
23:04And you?
23:06No.
23:07I'm going to need photographic evidence.
23:09Cough him up.
23:12Still some boxes of photos you don't open?
23:15Yeah.
23:17Maybe we can go through them together sometime.
23:20Sometime.
23:22But we don't want the cereal to get much of it.
23:24Come on.
23:25No, we do not.
23:27Hmm.
23:29To my husband.
23:31For taking me to a simpler time.
23:36So, Dad actually said Tomas was hitting on a client.
23:40He said Haley said it.
23:42And it's this Lynette woman.
23:44Mm-hmm.
23:45But you don't believe it.
23:47Consider the source.
23:48Well, Dad knows cheaters.
23:50Because he was one.
23:51You know, Dad was so invested in Tomas.
23:53Yeah, and he'd rather throw my boyfriend under the bus than admit his wife is trifling.
23:58Well, Tomas trifled with your sister once, remember?
24:03Half sister.
24:05And we agreed to never, ever, ever bring up that bit of tortured history again.
24:09Okay, I did not mean to upset you.
24:11Yeah, well, you failed at that.
24:12Big time.
24:17Yes, I received a fraud alert regarding hotel charges.
24:21Bill Hamilton.
24:24Yes, my wife Haley is on the account.
24:27The guest name?
24:29Lynette Wise.
24:31Yeah, she's our guest.
24:33No reason for alarm when you're in.
24:38I appreciate what you did, babe.
24:40Once the police find that mugger, I think it's a good idea for you to keep your distance from Lynette.
24:44I felt bad that Haley got hurt delivering papers for my case.
24:49I never asked Haley to do that.
24:51I guess I just didn't have any idea how close she and Lynette have gotten.
24:56You asked me to take this case pro bono, remember?
24:58This thing with Lynette is just stressing me out.
25:03Just doesn't sit right with me.
25:05Her being out there worrying.
25:07You really feel this indebted to her?
25:09If I were you, I'd focus on how Haley's math ain't mathin' instead of whatever this is.
25:18I thought our driver was actually going to boot us out the car when he saw all of your shopping
25:21bags.
25:22I made them all fit.
25:24Thanks, BTW.
25:25I wanted to bed rot all day, but you volunteered as tribute to do one of my favorite things.
25:30One of your least favorite.
25:31I really needed this shirt for a frat mixer.
25:35Okay, I may have wanted to keep you from rotting, too.
25:40Deanna, can we talk about Mom?
25:42No, we're having fun today.
25:45I'm starving.
25:46Let's see, fried chicken or ribs?
25:48Today, either is going to be served with a side of truth.
25:59F2, twin.
26:00Mom called when we were at Fenmore's.
26:04But we shouldn't let things lie anymore.
26:06Like Mom lying down with a mob server dad's dead body?
26:09Watch your mouth.
26:13This is about your father and me and our real story.
26:18Not the one you think you know.
26:19What's that supposed to mean?
26:23You remember when you two took AP Calculus, and your teacher thought you were math geniuses?
26:28Only one of you thought that meant you could breeze through, while the other studied her butt off with her
26:34dad tutoring her.
26:37Donnell had to redo assignments plus extra credit just to break even.
26:41Oh, I remember.
26:43Sadly, your dad and I were like that with our marriage.
26:47We were so happy and in love when we were dating and engaged.
26:52That feeling lasted for many years.
26:55We thought we were geniuses at Wedded Bliss.
26:59No tutoring required.
27:00You're comparing our family's tragedy to Donnell almost failing math.
27:04I get what Mom's saying.
27:06And so do you.
27:07We took the spark.
27:10The laughter, the friendship.
27:12All of it for granted.
27:14Everything except our shared love for you two.
27:18Then one day we woke up and realized you were gone.
27:23And we hadn't just drifted apart.
27:26We'd let something beautiful fade.
27:31And it was too far gone to save.
27:34I didn't mean to drop my facts on you like a grenade.
27:38No, I asked.
27:40But I told you I would never do that to you.
27:43But you're...
27:45Wary.
27:46Hmm.
27:48Okay.
27:49That's because there was this one guy who I thought was the guy.
27:57And he...
27:57Well, you know how much nursing means to me.
28:00That's who you are.
28:02Yeah.
28:02I thought he got that too.
28:06But in the final stretch of my degree,
28:09he just kept dropping hints like he needed more attention from me.
28:13And I just thought it was noise because when I mean final stretch,
28:16and once I graduated, we would be good.
28:20Then I came home one day because I forgot my lunch.
28:24And I caught him making a meal of some other woman in my bed.
28:29And we weren't good.
28:30But I was good.
28:32I dodged a player.
28:35I'm sorry, um...
28:37for, uh, making a joke.
28:41I can take a joke.
28:43I'm Shanice.
28:44Yes, you are.
28:48What I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around with you, Ted, is...
28:53how you could cheat on a woman like Nicole.
28:58When did my work friend become my enemy?
29:01Or was this you all along?
29:05You're the one who changed when you became junior partner.
29:09You were so sweet to every assistant and paralegal from day one
29:13because you needed us to praise you to Bill.
29:17But as soon as you got that title,
29:20it was,
29:20next to your cheering section
29:23while you played big man round the office.
29:26Well, listen here.
29:28My name's on that letterhead,
29:30and I don't bow.
29:32So if something's off,
29:34I'm going all the way up the chain to my hubby
29:36to let him know that something is off
29:37so I can stop it.
29:40St. Haley,
29:42the hallmark of all that's good
29:43at the law offices of Bill Hamilton Esquire.
29:45Oh, well, if the halo fits.
29:49All I see is the devil in disguise
29:51trying to cover her own ass.
29:54Am I interrupting?
29:56Just taking out the trash.
30:00I take it you're not here for a few friendly hands.
30:04I need your help.
30:06My four favorite words
30:09means you'll owe me something.
30:16What?
30:17You're on a sugar high.
30:20Maybe I am.
30:22You know the least destructive way
30:23to expend all this energy?
30:25Mm-hmm.
30:30Okay.
30:39When our dads cheated on our moms,
30:42we promised we'd wave red flags
30:45if we noticed them
30:45in our respective love interests.
30:48What dad said,
30:49plus Tomas turning you down
30:51when you asked to move in with him,
30:53plus Tomas' mistakes with Eva,
30:56that's enough flags
30:57for one of those Formula One races.
30:59I met Lynette,
31:01and she and Haley
31:02are the baddie skanks here.
31:06Tomas told me about Lynette
31:07before the non-incident.
31:09He was just trying to get to the bottom
31:10of Lynette's relationship with Haley.
31:13And flirting was the only way.
31:15We flirt with bartenders
31:17for free drinks,
31:18and we're rich.
31:19He wouldn't risk Dupree Couture
31:21for a thrift store bitch.
31:23Plus,
31:24I was the one
31:25who was dragging on moving in,
31:27so you can lower those flags, please.
31:30Okay.
31:31I might have overwaved.
31:33Plus, I just saw Tomas,
31:35and he didn't look even a little sketch.
31:37Where?
31:38At the atrium.
31:40Working like a good boy.
31:42Uh, well,
31:43we should take his cue.
31:46Um, we have a Zoom in a few, remember?
31:48Shoot.
31:49I need to change.
31:57Oh, look at the big man squabbling up.
32:02I warned you.
32:04Wifey always comes out on top.
32:07I mean, if you need a rec letter,
32:09you know where to find me.
32:12Say hi to your buddy Lynette for me.
32:18What's your poison?
32:20Actually,
32:21information on Lynette Wise.
32:22My junior partner
32:24couldn't get past
32:24the birth certificate,
32:25tax forms,
32:26and a couple shots
32:27on social media,
32:29so the HR wouldn't think
32:30she's a bot.
32:34Even I have a cookstagram.
32:37No presence at all
32:38can look like
32:39you have something to hide.
32:41What else?
32:42Well, I helped her
32:43beat an embezzlement charge,
32:45but maybe this isn't
32:46her first bank, or...
32:47Or she's not just
32:49white-collar.
32:51With the social media scrub,
32:54she could be more
32:55than just a few
32:56pretty posts.
32:58All right,
32:59I'm intrigued.
33:00Well,
33:01can you make it fast?
33:03Haley's stuck on
33:04owing Lynette
33:04for saving her.
33:06And what if you don't like
33:07what I find
33:08on this worker bee?
33:10Well, then,
33:12I guess I'll have to
33:13call on the exterminator
33:14and remove the infestation.
33:17When you left
33:18for college,
33:20we had more time
33:21to realize what we
33:22really were to each other.
33:24And what we weren't.
33:26You never should have gone.
33:28Nothing you could have done
33:30would have changed
33:31anything.
33:32You hear me?
33:34Jenna,
33:35Mom's right.
33:38So what happened
33:40when we were gone?
33:43I felt something
33:44was missing.
33:46And your dad
33:47felt it too.
33:49At first,
33:51I filled the space
33:51with work
33:53while your dad
33:54was filling it
33:55with pickup games
33:56with his friends.
33:58Then the casino.
34:01we were spending
34:02less and less time
34:03together.
34:05But we did
34:06try, though.
34:08You could have gone
34:09to therapy.
34:09Love doesn't just
34:10go away.
34:11No.
34:12But it can change.
34:15And we weren't
34:16capable
34:17of giving each other
34:18everything we needed.
34:21I had a very
34:22successful
34:23real estate empire.
34:25And
34:28there's only
34:28so many hours
34:29in the day
34:29one can work.
34:30Eventually,
34:31I had to go home
34:32where I was reminded
34:33that
34:35I was no longer
34:36a full-time mom.
34:39And I wasn't
34:40in a
34:42traditional marriage.
34:43And I know
34:43that this is hard
34:44for you to hear,
34:45but I have
34:46finally found
34:47someone
34:48that made me
34:49feel alive again.
34:51Joey,
34:52there.
34:54I said it.
34:57We're so happy
34:58for you, Mom.
34:59You should have
34:59pulled us sooner.
35:02I wish I had
35:03two, baby.
35:05Sis?
35:07I'm sure
35:08you have questions.
35:11Just one.
35:15When exactly
35:16did Joey
35:17start making you
35:18feel alive?
35:22Was it before
35:23or after
35:24Dad died?
35:28I will tell you
35:29the truth.
35:30I'll make no excuses.
35:31Ted, I am not
35:31asking you to
35:32rationalize your
35:33infidelity.
35:34I know you won't
35:35make the same mistake
35:36twice.
35:37Why don't you
35:38hesitate?
35:40Ted,
35:41Nicole and I
35:42are night and day.
35:43She is
35:43Dupree royalty.
35:44I'm just a regular
35:45Earl Johnson.
35:46She owns.
35:47I rent.
35:49Nicole's country
35:49club.
35:50I'm turkey club.
35:52She is literally
35:53grace personified
35:54and I
35:56am not.
35:58Don't get me wrong.
35:58I love me.
36:01But if you could
36:02step out on Nicole,
36:04why on earth
36:04would I think
36:05you would stick
36:05with me?
36:07Leave it to you
36:08to cut to the heart
36:08of it.
36:09That's what I
36:09love about you
36:10the most.
36:10You're always
36:10real and honest
36:11with me.
36:13Hold up.
36:16You love me?
36:38Don't get me wrong.
36:42Don't get me wrong.
36:43Don't get me wrong.
36:45Don't get me wrong.
36:47Don't get me wrong.
36:49Don't get me wrong.
36:49Don't get me wrong.
36:50Don't get me wrong.
36:50Don't get me wrong.
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