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The Housewives of Rhode Island S01E01
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00:09in Rhode Island everyone knows everyone people here they don't look down on other states but
00:15they are weirded out that other states exist the ocean state it's teeny but to us it's the center
00:24of the universe welcome to Rhode Island where nobody tells anybody the truth then everybody
00:29just lies to each other's faces but talk behind their back welcome I love it here
00:36the smallest state with the biggest attitude what are you gonna do Rhode Island's small so we all know
00:42each other we know your aunt we know your uncle we know your third cousin everybody has like these
00:50deep roots I do love you guys it's a trauma bond in this group they call me the flip-flopper
00:58don't with me you're a troll welcome to Rhode Island bitch this is how we roll I love
01:04you did she just hug her Liz is the dominant figurehead here at some point how do I not
01:15say you're Delulu I'm scary this is so we're friends why do you see a similarity Rosie's brave she's not
01:27afraid to call people out she's moving into an apartment and the old guy that she cheated on
01:32with the new guy he's paying for it but I'm the problem if I'm trying to find out if I
01:38need an FBI
01:38agent I'm calling Joellen she knows everything every morning he goes to her house he's at the gym every
01:45morning does Brian look like he goes to the gym ruler rejects confidence and beauty she's a boss
01:51everybody tells me that I run a tight ship I let you track but you know where I am every
01:55second
01:57Kelsey's stunning she's beautiful she's smart she's one of my best friends Lily bought me those flowers
02:02those go away a Chanel bag stays for life I don't refer to myself as a sugar baby my boyfriend
02:08is
02:08like actually attractive the money is just a plus Ashley isn't from here so she's new to the group
02:15who's tired of yelling and fighting all the time so she's going to the office right now just relax
02:23she's gonna cry she's gonna cry again she's gonna cry again this is not the kind of people that I'm
02:29usually around never have I ever had sex on a boat I think I had sex with my ex on
02:34a boat I mean I
02:35think we had sex on land it's Rhode Island when someone says something we all hear it this petty
02:43slut has been trying everything to put stuff out there as though my husband's involved and or
02:49stone but and that's not the case but he is she married her sister's boyfriend she's two boyfriends
02:58right you may not know Rhode Island but here secrets don't stay buried for very long her husband's a
03:10foot doctor but I think he's doing more than rubbing foot you want some cheese
03:26I would love a glass of wine I'm a little stressed you want red wine here we go anything any
03:32color
03:32cause when my family when they come over I just needs that edge off you know what I mean
03:38deck the halls why are you saying deck the halls because it's Christmas that's the last time I set
03:43the table that's actually the truth don't make me die Selena is my mini me
03:52she likes everything that I like at a store she'll be like mom this is cute and I'll be like
03:56it is cute
03:57good job high five okay I'll do it and she loves Britney Spears I love Britney Spears
04:05what is that this is a cheese so I need a knife where are the crackers I got them in
04:10there relax
04:10you're in the restaurant business I thought you would be better help today
04:15Billy owns like a bunch of restaurants in Rhode Island and my favorite is Pizza Mama
04:19I want to talk to you about like a new picture
04:21you made me do this like girly pizzeria so hi oh good so how far away are you I have
04:33a big Italian
04:34family I have six aunts and we all live in Rhode Island Alicia wants to move back to Cranston someday
04:43really bad because she misses being with family it's just so far we're gonna pack a lunch just to go
04:50there I would have been to your house Nikki four times already in back when I was eight months
04:57pregnant Billy can move us all the way in Providence that was terrible we're finally here yay now we have
05:05to carry all the food in uh hello baby hi how are you hi auntie you look beautiful thank you
05:11you look
05:12gorgeous you look gorgeous oh my god you look gorgeous manja manja manja my grandfather he opened
05:19up superior bakery and a few other pizza restaurants and he was like well known all over Rhode Island
05:24Billy I love this house don't get me wrong yeah I say we can build a beautiful one in Cranston
05:30Billy what a wedding you could have out here talk to your niece Alicia why don't we have a wedding
05:37here
05:39not here no no I wouldn't do that here I want you get married oh please come on just do
05:45it I think
05:46next year listen I'm aging me and Billy got engaged when I was about seven months pregnant nine years
05:55ago Billy I want you to get your swagger back and just beggar against the wall do something oh my
06:02god
06:03can we eat I'm starving Alicia have you seen Liz yeah oh my god I love Liz she has a
06:15very big fear of
06:16pride Liz Liz has no fear to me I've known Liz since I was born they used to call her
06:22Cece yeah I remember
06:24her being like beautiful she was older than me but sometimes Liz makes me nervous she's definitely a
06:30queen Queen Elizabeth she lives in like the most gorgeous castle
06:54look on just a beautiful day oh God you look at all of this look at how blessed we are
07:01everyone
07:02always says I'm blonde and I bite people's heads off where you going is it too hot for your little
07:09feetsies and I get this a lot lately I can be scary let's go see dad Jerry oh stinks in
07:20here Jerry
07:21and I met at a bar Jerry McGraw you want your morning drink yeah please Jerry and I were married
07:29about six
07:29months and that was when you know the whole ancestry DNA thing was blowing up I mean if you look
07:36at Jerry
07:36and you look at me like no one's ever gonna say we're related but we are related somewhere down
07:41the line you want to be called dad I'll call you dad daddy when I met Jerry he told me
07:51he had three
07:52girls and they were little I was not prepared to be a mom school uniforms hair baths lunches I go
08:02to
08:03drive away but like Skyla is not in the car yet Skyla's got one foot in the car Jerry hey
08:14babe let's
08:15discuss the day shall we yeah gonna not do the bundle bag this year Jerry and I own a cannabis
08:21dispensary
08:25we were one of the first on the east coast I like to believe that we trailblaze it looks amazing
08:34pouring out some disc lip or vape carts my husband's the king of cannabis so I think that by proxy
08:41that
08:41makes me the queen of weed where you going in East Greenwich like Blue or Water Street or one of
08:49those
08:49places I'm gonna take all right the dinghy you nice to meet Kelsey while it's a nice day
09:02thank you Simon welcome I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend thank you Kelsey and her
09:10boyfriend they have an age disparity but I don't think he's that old because he's actually my age
09:35really oh my armpits Dolly hey Slay look at that clean doc I already have swamp ass waiting for you
09:46nothing wrong with the little swamp ass here or there Sally you made it and one piece and you're
09:52dry I'm gonna put this on my chair so my ass doesn't sweat Liz what do you want um yeah
09:59gin was mother's
10:00milk to her I'm gonna have uh Hendrix we're gonna have a spicy tuna and extra extra lemons please
10:10thank you
10:17I'm gonna pick the seeds out oh that's right you have a crazy aversion to lemon seeds
10:27no first half at the house they do it's true
10:33fourth of July what are you thinking well he's not gonna be in town I'm used to it but
10:39when I have my free time and I'm solo to be honest I love it and look at you baby
10:46you got everything
10:49I live a life of lunchery and I've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for ten years now
10:56living in a
10:5816,000 square foot home the house literally has everything that I need four kitchens 79 TVs the closet
11:07best part basically in a different zip code just to get to the bedroom my boyfriend's family is
11:15probably one of the most prominent families in the state of Rhode Island and he has allowed me to
11:21live a life of not being able to work I first met him when I was 19 I saw him
11:28on a boat this guy is tall
11:30dark handsome you made out for two hours straight didn't even come up for air we started dating 10
11:39years ago he's the whole reason why I became Miss Rhode Island if I didn't have that extra push from
11:45him I would have never had the balls to do it he's a good person he's a good man and
11:49for a good five
11:50months of a year he's gone so like I'm in a literal empty house where it's just me sweetie sitting
11:58on the
11:59couch I'm bored in this house all by myself my relationship is very unorthodox you know this man
12:07dates multiple people and for the first half of the year my boyfriend is in Miami and when he's in
12:15Miami he's with somebody else all right have a good day I'll talk to you later but now I'm at
12:25that
12:25crossroads where I just hit 30 and I want more for myself I want to be in a committed relationship
12:32with one person but at his age in his life there's not one thing he's going to change he is
12:38who he is
12:39and either I accept it or I have to leave the good has always outweighed the bad I get that
12:47you don't want
12:48to be second fiddle I always thought when I first started dating him I'm in this man's life for however
12:54long this man wants me to be in this his life for and I don't feel like necessarily I was
12:59ever in
12:59control of that but you are okay with that but now as you're growing into your skin and maturing
13:07oh I'm going no I mean I know I feel like I've for a long time like I don't know
13:17what the right
13:18thing to do is of course I love him and that's what sucks because I I do care so much
13:26about him
13:27I know it's scary coming from a point of having it all to a point of making it all on
13:34your own
13:34it's like stepping into the unknown is the hardest part for me because I've had the most amazing life
13:40I don't know
13:45coming up next on the Real Housewives of Rhode Island
13:48Rosie was questioning your relationship
13:51hello there I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day
13:54when it comes to my relationship I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody
14:15it looks so pretty here I haven't been to this new sign hi welcome to my tunic do you have
14:19a
14:19reservation today yes is it under you Gary Tiberi or Joel and Tiberi okay yep right this way thank you
14:26there you are enjoy oh this is gorgeous I know it looks really pretty this is the best tea in
14:33the
14:33house do you want to get a drink chance oh dear what kind of night is this gonna be it's
14:38gonna be a
14:39good night if we start off with a shot Gary and I met in high school he was like that
14:43hot senior and
14:44I was like this little innocent freshman and I'd walk by his locker and be like hi and he finally
14:51said oh you're Jen's little sister I don't already know what I want my sister loved him but I was
14:57like I want to marry this man and I chased him and then finally I got him the sun will
15:03set it'll
15:03be beautiful like the wedding it's weird though looking back like just thinking about like some of
15:08the people I even had like at our wedding party we've grown apart but I pretty much hang with all
15:14my
15:14guys still my mouth gets me in so much trouble with everybody I truly do not know why
15:20anyone tells me things when somebody says don't tell anyone of course I'm not gonna like I'm gonna
15:25just tell my best friend and like my other best friend and that's it I tell them not to tell
15:30anyone
15:31but if they do that's on them thank you for taking me here you know I love it absolutely it's
15:36a favorite
15:37thank you loving me tolerating me I know it hasn't been easy with me I come across scary I know
15:44that I
15:44can be a bitch but I'm not actually a bitch it's been easy for me babe when people get to
15:49know me
15:50they're not as scared as scared hello how are we doing hi how are you how are you do we
15:56want to
15:56start out with any appetizers at the moment the oysters are North Stars and East Beach Blondes and
16:00then I'm with two next door in front a dozen sounds great thank you can't wait to get these oysters
16:07everyone in the house is sick but I'm glad that we got out I think Julie just looks like a
16:1124 hour
16:11thing you think so yeah having three kids might as well be having 500 children oh dear
16:18oh I know
16:22if you put this on I will give you a cake pop please I'm that PTA mom that buys cookies
16:30and then throws
16:31them in the Tupperware to bring them to a bake sale it's been a tough year I think like having
16:37three kids going back to work overwhelming me you know like your mom like this old-school Italian she
16:42didn't work I work in aesthetic sales so I work with a lot of plastic surgeons dermatologists med spas my
16:50counterpart will go in sell them a device such as a laser microneedling fat reduction body contouring
16:56I then go in and I teach them how to use this I swear to God because it's cold I
17:00feel nothing
17:01I like working I like making my own money and not having to rely on Gary like what's this for
17:06it's probably for Botox all righty thank you I'll do a dirty martini extra dirty with blue cheese olives
17:15sounds great she'll do them too you're trying to get me drunk Mr. Tiberi trying let's go like one of
17:21two
17:21ways for you just you know that's either gonna be really a fun night for us or it's gonna be
17:25I'm gonna go
17:25right to sleep
17:39what is all this powder oh wait the powder is coming out of the vacuum no wonder why I keep
17:45cleaning oh my god
17:47I can't
18:09I love that Rosie is the Taurus and she's very loyal she's a girl's girl you look like a supermodel
18:15people are gonna be like asking for your autograph oh my god stop I've known Rosie for two years now
18:19I
18:19think I'm bad at math the girl who used to do my Botox was her best friend anyways she's fun
18:24we have fun
18:25together and we became really close over the past year and before that I knew of her because Rosie was
18:32a
18:32newscast girl we have a crash in Providence on 95 northbound it's right before third birth out of the
18:37shoulders block I recently found out that my stepdad had a crush on her I want to throw up my
18:43mouth I was a TV
18:44reporter and anchor on the number one station here in Rhode Island I don't think it's any shock to
18:48anyone that the only people watching the news the last 10 years were 50 plus if I don't go somewhere
18:53and somebody says my grandfather loves you then I've had a bad day oh my god this is really pretty
18:57down
18:58here by the way happy anniversary oh thank you it's actually this weekend oh my god me and Rich have
19:05been
19:05married for one year Rich is by far my best friend and he's my biggest supporter we're gonna be so
19:10tall with
19:11these on good rich has a million hobbies that make him money he like flips houses with his uncle he
19:17DJs he sings you want to come here a Sinatra tune this is a song to listen to right here
19:22he became a
19:23Frank Sinatra singer good night ladies and gentlemen thank you so much not an impersonator he gets
19:28really upset when people say that don't fall in the woods and roll down in the water because I'm not
19:34saving you this isn't even that hard like I've had heels way harder than this this is actually like
19:39such a vibe it's actually really fun I do have fun with Rosie I cook like this I cook I
19:50clean this is
19:51my type of exercise it's good for your lithotic system it's good for your feet to do this for
19:56some reason I don't know the girl who does my massages says that this was like the most cardio
20:01I've done in a while me too and I almost died I was trying to do James Flander talk to
20:09me about
20:09this picnic so yeah it's a work event for my TV show I have a lifestyle show that airs on
20:14Saturdays
20:15and Sundays I just do segments with local businesses I literally had to fast all day just to be hungry
20:21for this shoe you serious yeah cuz I took those on pick like two days ago tomorrow I'm hosting a
20:27picnic it's actually a collab I'm doing with a picnic company that does like posh picnics and
20:31so we're setting up an entire picnic so we might as well shoot the segment and then have some of
20:35my
20:35friends come by and we can actually enjoy it honestly the only thing I'm worried about Joellen's
20:40gonna be there do you think she'll be nice yeah I don't know how to like put her in the
20:48her place a
20:49lot tomorrow you might have to I met Joellen through Alicia she grew up with Joellen
20:56they're in a click Liz and Kelsey are in the click as well and I want to be friends with
21:02everyone
21:02here's the thing like if you're gonna be in this friend group like you have to be friends with Joellen
21:05but she also does have like a reputation that precedes her and I told her to her face I was
21:11like you're actually really nice and you're not being mean I think Joellen likes to throw shade
21:15sometimes I think that she's so insecure about being like this villain in her mind and in her life
21:19she should stop being that she like is constantly trying to put the like the darkness on everybody else so
21:24no one's paying attention to like her the reason I'm extra nervous with Joellen is because recently
21:29it was a very casual day at her house she invited everybody over we were all wearing sweatpants and
21:35she said some nasty things about me when she didn't think I could hear her but I clock everything we've
21:40all heard the rumors like it's crazy what people say I didn't know she was a swinger I just heard
21:47the
21:47rumor about it I didn't think I heard a rumor too but I want to know I still want to
21:50know call me
21:51nosy fine effort I am nosy I've known Joellen forever since she was in middle school and I've
21:56known her family I was best friends with Jen the Joellen's sister and I did communion with Gary I think
22:01we even made our confirmation together too so Gary and I are very close not as close as him and
22:07his
22:07sister-in-law what do you mean by that Jen and Gary might have had like a little thing in
22:13high school
22:16look at that pigeon thing what is that little bird long stem bird it's so hard I should know this
22:26an ostrich no that's wrong that bird is beautiful a long neck like a swan an anorexic swan that's why
22:43coming up next on the real housewives of around is that I was evil and that even children went with
22:48me I don't think I said that to your face but I do feel that way look at what
23:16she's gonna love the disco balls I know
23:23you need help with anything no I'm good actually yeah we should take this yeah wait you guys this
23:28looks so good growing up I wanted to be Ryan Seacrest I was lining up my little teddy bears and
23:34pretending to interview the teddy bears that's what I wanted to do when I was little whoa can you take
23:41this down for me when I'm done with it uh I have an event that I have to go to
23:44so yeah but I only
23:45need it to get changed okay me and Rich met when I was an intern for the morning show that
23:52he was the
23:53on-air producer for all right you want me to check see if Kevin's ready I mean yeah okay and
23:58now you're
23:59my intern now bitch we are rolling okay hey guys welcome back to Road Trippin I'm your host Rosie
24:06Woods today we are at the beach right here in East Greenwich and we are having a posh picnic
24:10okay okay so first just start with your title chief salami officer of charcuterie creations okay so I
24:19brought a charcuterie board for you girls to enjoy some artisanal sandwiches and a fruit platter
24:30I'm at the picnic because Alicia wanted me to come however I'm not a fan of Rosie is she filming
24:41road trippin
24:44all right that's enough I just want you to know um there's 215 views damn it I gave her a
24:52view
24:53that was great that's all we need this is beautiful oh my god I'm gonna die over here
25:00is the charcuterie and then over here your gift bags I like love that bag
25:04hi hi Ashley how are you everybody's outfits are so cute thanks for coming oh my god hi hi hi
25:11I'm
25:11Joellen Ashley nice to meet you I love your dress thank you hi nice to meet you Ashley so cute
25:18with a
25:18little bucket oh yeah oh my god for me stop it is that Dunkin Donuts oh my goodness if there's
25:25one thing that'll warm up a Rhode Island crowd it is Dunkin Ashley's my really good friend we
25:33originally bonded over the fact that like we both love boy bands we both love the Disney channel all
25:37the little dumb things that teenage girls really care about this is like the best gift I've ever
25:41gotten other than the fact that she was on The Bachelor and is super famous we're basically the same
25:46person married to Jared Haven Rhode Island native very proud I met him on Bachelor in Paradise when I
25:54saw him for the first time I was like hit by this love at first sight thing and then it
26:00turned out to
26:01be true now that we've been married for six years we're in the real life part of the fairy tale
26:07where
26:07the real life stuff is happening you got to go potty don't you you have to go poopy are you
26:13sure
26:13people will tell us all the time oh my god your love is so inspiring oh my god thank you
26:18but also
26:18know that like we're also sitting next to each other on the couch at night going like this okay
26:23so Ashley tell me about you I'm from Virginia okay yeah so I met my husband on The Bachelor where
26:29did
26:29you get married down here I'm married at K Chapel in Newport okay and we had a reception at Rosecliff
26:35I will say that Rhode Island is different yeah because it's so close-knit if they didn't see you in
26:41kindergarten I've never been to a state where people are so proud to be from it I haven't in
26:50the four years that we've been here really like made my own group right I think it's just a hard
26:56place to infiltrate because it's like if you're not from Rhode Island like suspect what did you guys do
27:04yesterday Kelsey came by yesterday we had a good time how is Kelsey you know she's going through a lot
27:10I feel like I relied on him for so much like I wouldn't have to worry about how much things
27:16cost I
27:16was 20 years old now I'm 31 that's 11 years of sugar you know she's just kind of like in
27:22between like
27:23what she wants to do for the future it's like a personal change yeah I think she's you know she
27:29doesn't know you know I don't know she's 31 and she wants to make it she doesn't know you know
27:36I
27:37don't know she's a doll though oh my god let's play that game never have you ever I usually end
27:44up with all five fingers up okay never have I ever done any butt stuff wait so you put it
27:50down if
27:50you've done it you've done it obviously I like it with guys that have like skinny wieners if someone
27:56ever touched my butt I would actually get a gut and kill them never have I ever had a threesome
28:02okay no you've never had like any threesome-ness okay here's a good one never have I ever had a
28:09polygamist wait what does that mean again like if you have like a boyfriend here and then you have a
28:14boyfriend somewhere else do you imagine I thought Kelsey was that you thought Kelsey was what isn't she
28:21have like her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida no I don't know you
28:26should ask her yeah I would love to I'm very confused but there's so many rumors about it but
28:29I like don't know anything about it I mean there's a lot of rumors about everybody this is what bothers
28:34me about Rosie she's constantly talking whether it be me or Kelsey or any other friend I would
28:40actually pick up the phone and call her and be like so before I embarrass you in front of people
28:43you want to like and take ownership for this and she's like well this person said this and yes I
28:48did say that but only because it's always an excuse I just want to know like who do you want
28:53to
28:53spend Christmas with like do you spend Thanksgiving with one and Christmas with another and I totally
28:59get that because you just double presents what do you mean double presents like on Christmas do you
29:03have to buy for both I thought her boyfriend had another girlfriend what are you saying she's another
29:09boyfriend if you have a question ask her that's all I'm gonna say these are all rumors that's why I'm
29:13asking Rosie you constantly talk and I don't love it like I'm a very nosy person as you're Rosie I
29:19have
29:20questions I have follow-up questions what do you expect from me I used to be a reporter it's
29:24actually hilarious that you would say that because I heard you talking about me that's not true at
29:29all and I still invited you to my picnic here today to be nice to you I mean it's okay
29:33you
29:33went to your house you talked about me to Kelsey and then you were surprised that I sat there quiet
29:38I heard you talking about the wine that I brought I mean your wine was very very cheap you said
29:44I was
29:44evil and that even children wouldn't like me what I don't think I said that to your face but I
29:50do
29:50feel that way if you don't want me talking about what you've done to me then stop doing and that'll
29:56be the solution and you didn't have to come to my picnic I didn't have to pay a thousand dollars
30:00for
30:00your gift bag shut the up like are you out of your mind if you don't want me talking about
30:17what
30:18you've done to me then stop doing up to me and you don't have to come to my picnic oh
30:22Rosie shut the
30:23up like are you out of your mind Joanne likes to throw jobs when she can she has a side
30:32to her
30:33where she switches up real quick if she knows something that she could say mean she's gonna
30:37say it and that's what the beauty of Joellen I literally invited you here I've like an olive
30:42branch and you're just being like yourself I don't know what victim card you're trying to play
30:45you're the one that's mean to me listen Rosie listen I'm not trying to make you cry let's start
31:01over okay yeah start from here no no I just want to move on let's just pretend nothing happened and
31:12just start brush everyone put their hands in I really believe in this Rosie put your hand on top
31:20go ahead I'm trying to start over with you all right I'm trying to want you guys I wanted to
31:26invite all of you guys I'm having a 4th of July party Rosie included thank you I want to invite
31:30all
31:30of you guys to it it's gonna be fun I haven't been to a 4th of July party like ever
31:34so it's very
31:34exciting I'm excited for it I'm excited for it I want Rosie I'm here because I want to just get
31:40past
31:40the bullshit I am hopeful that we can just move forward and go to the 4th of July party and
31:47have
31:47a good time but I am nervous I'm gonna try to come up with a really cute gift so I
31:54have to figure that
31:54out I say that we cheers to a new start and thanks for um I think I've had a great
32:00time with you except
32:02for the fighting Ashley guys there's nothing left in here cheers can we play Monopoly one day
32:27oops
32:33I am so freaking excited to get my car back you don't like the truck no parking that thing is
32:39significantly different than my car it's just bigger she's got a big ass on her she has a huge ass
32:45I have not had coffee yet today what do you want we can make it the turtle it's been almost
32:50four years
32:51since we opened up Audrey's coffee house and lounge it is the second rated celebrity owned restaurant
32:58in the United States Bon Jovi being number one the ice machines not working again me it's always
33:05something else to swear now is it a huge moneymaker no I thought I would make more money than it
33:12is
33:13thank you so I met Jo Ellen who's hold on a second Ava I'm sorry what were you saying anyway
33:21or at the picnic you can just come right around man sorry just right in that corner is perfect I'm
33:25sorry thank you bro I haven't really filled you in on that but I should because tomorrow you were
33:31invited to the fourth July party yeah Carter Melissa said that she could take care of the kids
33:40so tomorrow you will have Rich that you know you'll know Rich and Rosie love Rich yeah was Rosie was
33:49mentioning us carpooling just because she's like a little nervous why is she nervous because she has
33:54to see Jo Ellen again what happened between Rosie and Jo Ellen from what I heard from Rosie beforehand
34:00is that Jo Ellen had a whole bunch of ladies over her house and Rosie brought over a six dollar
34:07like
34:07bottle of wine to which I would totally do the same I would have maybe you know spent a little
34:14bit more than six dollars on a bottle of wine cheapish Katie um well what time are you coming home
34:22uh I don't know I've been trying to reduce my hours here I think I've been doing a good job
34:26you've been
34:27doing a really good job it's hard when Jared first opened Audrey's he was working 100 hours a week
34:36while he's adjusted his hours to be home much more he still focuses like all this time and energy at
34:42Audrey's and then there's two kids at home that I have to go be with so Audrey's is our third
34:47child
34:48here's my thing about this place I know that you love it but like you don't light up about it
34:55no I don't you could be living a more enjoyable life by doing something I don't know what it is
35:01yet
35:01whether it's you doing but like that can go weeks not to see me smile I know Jared and I
35:09are
35:09influencers I have a bigger following than him but he could still live a very wonderful life off
35:16the following that he has and like the opportunities that come to him but he wanted something outside of
35:21social media and man oh man did he get it you know how you're constantly thinking about Audrey's
35:27I'm constantly thinking how am I gonna make Jared happy how can I don't want you to do that
35:33I of course I don't want that it's the last thing I want it's just like can we just have
35:38fun
35:38like I just want to like not have you thinking about Audrey's I know I need to be better at
35:43it
35:43I couldn't agree more okay poor Jason's waiting for his drink Jason coming up next on the real
35:52housewives of Rhode Island truthfully was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is I mean
35:57Joellen brought it up Joellen brought it up yeah
36:10let me pick out her fourth of July outfit okay so this is what mom's gonna wear you don't like
36:16it
36:21so bend your knees a little more good good squeeze you think Lululemon comes up with camel toe free
36:32leggings what's today it is the fourth of july hi babe why aren't you dressed i am dressed a little
36:41for what mama i'll be right back all right you'll be right back angel for the party i've rented a
36:47house in portsmouth on the water you want me to wear the blue linen yeah i think you'll look very
36:52handsome in that fourth of july is huge in rhode island but i have no idea what the fourth of
36:58july is about plymouth rock columbus plymouth rock is in massachusetts which is our neighbor
37:05it's just it has something to do with like the nina pinta and santa maria
37:10fourth of july is big in rhode island i don't know why she's got a little bit of a hairy
37:14face
37:18i'm just playing when i go do the pool we're hosting a party you're not skimming the pool
37:23please i need you to get ready i'm gonna go skim the pool no no don't skim the pool
37:29my mom's coming oh god
37:37hi where's my babies i think they're in the playroom over there thank you for watching them i
37:41decide to fulfill my commitment fulfill your commitment as a grandmother let me know how
37:47much i owe you for tonight is it holiday double time how dare you say i charge you then why
37:51did i
37:51send you money i think that the maternal gene it skipped um my mother and grandmother thank you
37:58you're the best i was doing regular teenage things but my mom mistook that for just very bad behavior
38:05my mother was really hard on me i need to get dressed you need any help with that no i
38:11don't need
38:11any help with that i had no guide to how to be a good mother jolie we're gonna have fun
38:17look nanny's
38:18here do you want to have fun with her so i'm doing the best that i can and i just
38:21pray that my kids
38:23turn out amazing hi how are you appreciate it thank you so much i'm sorry for keeping you waiting
38:29we have three kids i'm so stressed out from that my mom i'm just nervous about three kids of her
38:36i'm gonna have to call and check in i have rosie coming to the party i'm proud of you for
38:41that rosie
38:42made the comment about kelsey having two boyfriends she's kind of like mind your own business i can't
38:47imagine she acts up well if she wants that smoke with you she shouldn't if she knows what's good for
38:55i do wish that this was a kid's welcoming party joellen has kids right she has three she does
39:01and i brought her these amazing fireworks i'm sure she'll complain about them entire bouquet and then
39:06i also got a bottle of champagne rich did you bring that i have the champagne hey britch has got
39:10the
39:10champagne how much was the champagne i don't know like 60 bucks that's great i am showing up tonight
39:16with a gift for joellen even though she made me cry because my goal in life is just for everyone
39:20to like
39:20me and i know deep down that that is the most unrealistic thing you could ever want but it's
39:26all i want so i'm just gonna keep trying wow imagine if i tumbled down the stairs hi
39:49for the party we are going to have a raw bar we're gonna have caricatures i have this plan to
39:54do
39:56caviar wieners somebody's gonna be falling somebody's definitely falling i may not cook i may not clean
40:01i may not have sex all the time but i know how to throw a good party yeah we got
40:05to get the hot dog
40:06set up yeah i gotta get these and you gotta get that into the kitchen my effing here's my face
40:11where is everyone i don't even is there anyone here joellen hi this is absolutely gorgeous
40:20how are you thank you for inviting us by the way
40:28there's a cannoli station down there caricatures over there they do characters caricature billy they
40:35have characters characters caricatures
40:51dolores catania she owns my heart we're going right to the bar we met at a cannabis convention
41:00back when frank was just getting into the industry hi everybody hello this is hi and i said just come
41:07visit see what it's like for a summer okay well i'm gonna start with this we're crabbing we're crabbing
41:14i make a good crab sauce last time i made crab sauce that i caught myself i was pregnant for
41:19gabby
41:19i trust dolores she knows where the berries the bodies are buried she knows where the berries are bodied
41:31so dolores dolores what a treat doll i think you're a dream hi gorgeous all right you can say oh
41:38my
41:38my earring just got cold and my heels keep getting oh mine did too mine did too i've known joellen
41:43since
41:43i was in high school she used to work at a tanning salon that my friend used to work at
41:47joellen was
41:48hooking up with the owner of the tanning salon and then the owner and his wife you look beautiful how
41:54how gorgeous you look she's ballsy do you guys want to sit down there yeah yeah let's go honey can
42:00you get us all drinks sure come show me the way let's go go oh you son of a bitch
42:07you're a
42:07liability alicia i am a life oh no this is steep now wait wait for me give me your hand
42:14i got it
42:16we did it we're not getting back up just so you know oh look at this guy he's a good
42:21one what is
42:22this oh thank you babe you're a great husband love you cheers everybody cheers welcome dolores
42:30thank you welcome to rhode island yes thank you for having me tell me what you love about rhode
42:36island the most have you been my first time out of jersey i was 18 and i came here is
42:41there a beach in
42:42rosie yeah the jerseys sure hello there i think rosie's here is she gonna be annoyed at you because
43:00you're wearing all red just like she's wearing all red i don't know the devil in red i'll be back
43:05you've said it not us just said that just to be funny she's not the devil drunken words are sober
43:11thoughts i want to tell you what happened at the picnic i need you to know i stuck up for
43:17you
43:17that's always sounds good i know that's always a really good story so rosie was questioning your
43:23relationship and polygamy and alicia was like does kelsey have like two boyfriends where does she go for
43:30christmas like what's happening i'm like why don't you ask her that i just met rosie at joellen's
43:39but i feel like i can sniff out the people that aren't girls girls rosie is not a girl's girl
43:46is there a reason she's asking you about your relationship are you going through something or
43:53um my relationship is the only thing that makes me upset don't even sweat that rumors are rumors we
44:02all know that they're not all factual i'm a cold at the end of the day but when it comes
44:09to my
44:09relationship that's like secret is my choice i don't need to explain what i want to do with anybody
44:24like i don't understand what she wants to know she's just who cares who the i want to date
44:29they're talking about something i'm worried about it
44:35the thing is is you have two choices don't be upset though you can either let it wipe it off
44:40and walk
44:40right by or you can go and say what the you guys why are you talking about me when i'm
44:45not in a room
44:46when i'm ready you're the hostess she's here and you need to go say hello to her and we should
44:53all
44:54go and you're gonna have to greet yeah you're right i invited her to my party and i'm here to
44:59be kind
44:59to everyone all right let's do this i'm gonna take your arm though hi guys hi hi hi how are
45:08you
45:09how are you good you're beautiful thank you for inviting us this is ashley oh hi hi nice to meet
45:16you
45:16ashley hi rosie how are you thanks for inviting me of course of course i got you this oh my
45:22god this is
45:23fireworks mcquay um that was thoughtful and creative and then this is like your real gift
45:32thank you once again a gift that i wouldn't give somebody
45:40i'm making hot dogs with caviar right now oh my god
45:48do you like a caviar wiener you guys caviar wiener there's no way i'm having caviar wiener
45:53no no you gotta try it it's delicious hi guys hi kelsey how are you doing how are you how
46:02are you
46:02how are you doing i'm good i noticed that you came solo yeah okay yeah you're okay yeah i hope
46:10everything's okay no listen i like doing on my on my own i'm used to it but i know like
46:15the picnic
46:16there was like questions of like the kind of relationship that i was in if rosie or anyone
46:22else has like a question on polygamy every man does that listen my relationship from day one
46:27there were rules i accepted a lot of things and that's it oh i don't get it i'm very confused
46:35by her
46:37hi so we were talking about you know how like everyone's always asking about like her situation
46:43like who's always asking like anyone you know when you go through something in life and it's sensitive
46:51you don't want people sitting at other tables discussing it i relate the most to kelsey it's
46:58funny because in this group of girls she's the youngest as we know my oldest but we're very close
47:06we protect each other and i am eternally allergic to bull what else have you said at that picnic
47:14nothing else i didn't say one bad thing about you
47:23hey mom hi how you doing hi beautiful g is up too mom her bedtime was seven i told you
47:33she is
47:34definitely ready to go down yeah bye angel muffin all right the kids are alive all right it made me
47:42look at nervous with my mom even though i know she's a great grandmother i don't know how to get
47:47past the
47:48things she's done to me as a child i just don't want my kids to feel anything that i felt
47:54with her kids are
48:00alive
48:01that's so good that's i don't know you know what i'm going to do wait who's the one with the
48:05red
48:05cheeks me of course what's that boom boom juice it's tequila i don't want i don't want anything
48:12spicy you know what i've been doing i've been doing dirty charlie's what's that what dirty
48:16shirley's like a shirley tumble but they put vodka in it i like that isn't that fun what do you
48:21want
48:21to try i don't want a dirty hula what you two are going together yes you know each other yes
48:29we've
48:30known each other for like 20 years 20 right about she used to date my boyfriend's brother yes i'm
48:38waiting to see how big my teeth are and i'm known for my very big teeth i still have yet
48:44to talk to rosie
48:44no i talked to alicia about it what did she say i know alicia comes from like a place of
48:49like
48:50she's she's not like ill right intended right she's just not all there yeah she's like that's
48:56yeah yeah so i i haven't talked to rosie yet about it i said hello she brought me this really
49:02nice like
49:03bouquet you know i'm just kind of moving forward it's fourth of july i want to have a good time
49:07yeah i want everyone to have fun i feel like you are moving past it and i'm like moving to
49:11it
49:12i feel like rosie she's asking certain questions because she has like something calculating in her
49:16brain and that's what i don't like people seem to not be able to stop talking about my relationship
49:24but like rosie are you asking questions or are you already saying no i heard this and she is this
49:32and they are that because that's a bad path to go down and it's going to end up ugly for
49:38you
49:38and it's going to end up ugly for you
50:08yeah we're going to be here for three months four months yeah yeah don't ask me where i'm living
50:12because it's somewhere over there jerry where am i living yeah he's like where do i live
50:20we're friends wait not sisters no everyone thinks that though why do you think we look
50:26like i went to dolores's surgeon she actually referred me to him and we also have the same dentist
50:36oh so cute oh that's adorable thank you you're welcome and we are twins
50:47look at you you told me i couldn't have a cookie i'm gonna go
50:50cupcake you getting like eaten alive we're in the best time i'm like standing by the cooking spot
50:56and having five cookies come on i'm gonna put my shoes on right here i'll be right here if you
51:02guys need me rosie i'm gonna put my shoes on while you're over here oh i just want to know
51:07what happened
51:07at the picnic was there anything that i should be like concerned about
51:15i don't think so nothing about my relationship or anything
51:20what do you mean i just want to know truthfully like was it brought up by you about the way
51:26my
51:26relationship is honestly like i was just questioning stuff i mean joellen brought it up joellen brought
51:32it up yeah it was just she's talking about it saying you're going through such a hard time
51:39you're like oh my god what hard time is she going through and then it turned into this whole thing
51:43you know what i mean like i wasn't trying to come for you like yeah you know ashley's there she
51:46has no
51:46money with fox to be talking about you know you guys we're going to do sparklers oh perfect all
51:49right here come with me i have some more over here sounds good all right you really never know
51:56like who's telling you the truth who's stabbing you in the back to be honest like yeah it is very
52:01hard to trust people around here one two three happy birthday july
52:14rumors in ron island are very typical it's just part of the culture of our state
52:21i definitely know a lot about people i just don't say this group they got big things behind the
52:29scenes big secrets big cheating scandals i don't know i don't like there's really no reason to
52:38the truth always comes out i say it like it is so if somebody says something to me that i've
52:44done yeah
52:44any other questions did you want details if you're gonna say all the rumors about me
52:48i'm gonna say all the rumors about you and i've held my tongue all summer long
52:57this season on the real housewives of rhode island are you ready for this just when you thought it
53:04couldn't get crazier oh my god cheers to f in rhode island cheers to not being sorry and moving on
53:14i've been waiting for this all day because like i'm about to climax i need to know what happened
53:20you don't get to take it off what else does it do not eat and drink
53:25holy what happened rubbing alcohol i like what they call stripper juice give me that and i'll be happy
53:31i went to a psychic once and she said you carry so many people's energies on you and she's like
53:37you need to go into an epstein salt bath epstein
53:42there's someone who's showing up i don't even say
53:44i'm gonna lie is that a rule la la
53:47rule is half syrian she's a boss drop the mic here i am there were echoes of
53:54ruler's husband having an affair i want you to know that it's happening currently it was told to me that
54:01you were perpetuating info around when someone calls my wife's work that's a huge problem for me
54:06i just pray that you somehow hurt him
54:11i'm 42 i haven't had any kids i don't think it's something that we should rule out
54:15this is like a deal breaker you should tell me now i know that you're insecure about how audrey's
54:20doesn't bring enough in the two people in my life are the most wonderful people ever
54:27now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends like what every girl waits for their big fairytale
54:33moment and sometimes i feel like i don't think i'll ever get one why didn't you ever like love me
54:38if i didn't show it it's because that's how i was raised you're just up
54:53like anybody else but her a narcissist mother you are a rotten human being what have i done to you
54:59you're literally no one you're not welcome here you're a bitch get the out my makeup looked really
55:06pretty today when your makeup looks the best it's like when you cry the most
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